#OMG i am too late for this prompt lmaooooooo

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surprise special

FFN // for the sexual tension prompt

100 NejiTen Oneshots Collection

a/n: prompt for le nejiten month: sexual tension. gotta fucking love kibaaaa

SURPRESA DE ESPESYAL

by Alex

"Neji just really hates his friends sometimes."

"Hck..."

Tenten sucked in a breath.

They're gonna do it. No — they ARE fucking doing it. How the FUCK did she get HERE from TRAINING?

Neji's mouth moves to her neck.

She tries not to shudder.

Because really. She's really damn tough. She can take Neji. She can.

"Tenten..."

Nah. She's just lying to herself.

I mean, who can resist the fucking guy?

"You're mine."

Especially when he says her name like that.

Finally, Neji takes his lips off her neck and smashes it to hers again. Tenten's trying really, really hard not to collapse.

She can't though.

Because her butt is propped on Hyuga Neji's fucking arms.

Her back is presses up against the tree, her weapons from their earlier training session scattered around them.

"Neji..." she gasps. He hears her and feels that he likes the sound of his name on her lips, and when he smirks, Tenten can't take her eyes off him.

"Yes?"

Omg he is so extra.

"Fuck you..." she wheezes, maybe because she's out of breath, and mostly since his hands had roamed there.

"Do you want to?" he chuckles. Damn it.

Tenten hates it when Neji dirty talks. Plainly because she can't resist him — he's so handsome, and Tenten's eyes travel down to where his chest is and can faintly make out the lines that contour his chest and she can feel.

She can feel him on her and time ticked on such a blissfully momentous pace she feels like she can't keep up anything anymore.

Especially since he kisses her again.

The fireworks burst out and her heart flutters so romantically it feels almost silly, because come on, this is basically sex and sex with Neji is more hot than not.

"Stop that."

He grins, though it's such a boyish smile Tenten needs to surpress her giggle.

"Stop what?"

"That!"

"Oh, this?"

And he claims her lips again — and this time it's too much, perhaps too much for her to handle, she deduces. Mainly because she fears she'll never be able to get out of the situation on her own, because she knows Neji affects her in a way most guys can't (and probably won't, ever).

On her own.

"Neji," she pants, for the second time that day. "Take me."

He grins, reminding her of something fierce. Something feral, something capable of ravaging, and it arouses Tenten in the strangest of ways (though she fails to see how any other girl can't relate).

"Gladly."

Kiba likes today.

He doesn't know why. He just likes today.

Or decides that he does. Yeah, that's it.

And also, it's empanada day, and he LOVES empanadas!

Contrary to popular belief, Tsume Inuzuka is actually a very good cook. But she adds msg to her meat! They say. She never cooks anything leaner than medium rare! So what. He was more affiliated with the sadistic side of him, anyway.

At any rate, all he needs everyone to know is that he's proud of his mom and he loves her very much. He will always support her no matter what!

Because that's what good Inuzuka boys do!

And he was, in fact, a good Inuzuka boy, no matter what the fuck Naruto has to say. He loves respecting women, anyway.

Dayum is his mother good at making them empanadas.

He is such a great women-respector that he, himself, had learned to appreciate the female body in the best of ways. Like with Ino, earlier.

Mmmm, Ino.

That's right. Kiba Inuzuka is doing a tremendously great job at appreciating the female anatomy. It also just so happened that he walked his way into the girl's bath a while ago.

B-but it isn't his fault! He just didn't get to read the sign! Because, baths, you know?

And it also just so happened that Ino, oh, the beautiful and not to mention very, very hot comrade of his, decided that it was a good day to enjoy the women's bath as well.

Kiba doesn't want to label himself anywhere near hedonistic, but he is simply basking in the pleasures of self-indulgence. No, not a sensualist, just extraordinarily self-indulgent.

Mmmm, Ino.

Kiba Inuzuka is not a pervert. Like he said, him walking into the girl's bath was purely by accident, and he actually only read until the fifteenth chapter of Icha Icha Violence, which Jiraya-sensei who he greatly respects and adores (though his student may be not he) gladly lent to him.

And confidence is indeed a very good attribute, especially for young boys like Kiba. Kiba, who until now still believes (in a good way, dammit!) that appreciating the female anatomy automatically equals to respecting women.

And though Kiba Inuzuka does love enjoying the pleasures of self-indulgence, he does the right decision and looks away when Ino steps out of the bath, like the good Inuzuka boy that he is.

Kiba may be a pervert but he does have his principes.

Though shortly after he did get spotted and later walked out of the bath with a black eye and a sling hanging from his shoulder, but enthusiasm is the key and Kiba instead decides to appreciate how charming and gentlemanly his recent actions were.

Oh, life.

And now, grinning luminously and with a spring in his step, Kiba strides on, whistling one of his favorite tunes with a basket full of empanada swinging as he walks. His friends are gonna love his empanada.

Kiba misses his mom.

Looking ahead, Kiba finds the familiar path where he cuts through the woods. He's going to go to Sakura's house first, not only because she's super pretty, and definitely not since he overheard a certain upgrade in bra size from Ino earlier that week, but because...

She is his friend.

That is his reason.

His friend.

His girlfriend- no, he isn't there yet.

But in the meantime, he decides to appreciate nature instead by looking up at the trees and noticing how warm golden rays of light shines down on him through the leaves and kisses his skin.

He loves nature.

The path kind of disappears a little bit, but that's ok since he knows his way around here. The old log is there, and that tree, and-

Oh look, it's Neji and Tenten's training grounds.

Hmm...

Well, Kiba ain't no saint, but he knows that sharing is a good thing and that's definitely what his mother expects of him. And since he loves his mom, though sharing may not be the same for him he decides too anyway, because damn these empanadas are good!

He heard a growl and some moan and he grinned.

Perfect!

They're here!

"Neji, please."

"Please what?"

"Please..." Too lost in the friction that Tenten was making, Neji barely noticed the excited pitter-pat of feet that ran to them quickly.

Where were they again?

Oh, right.

Please.

Neji felt around and found exactly where her butt was. Squeezed. Tenten moaned this was too perfect.

And just when he was about to dip his hand into her pants, an empanada hit his head.

Wait.

An empanada hit his head?

What? W-what the fuck?

"Empanada! It's fucking empanada day! Be happy!" Another one fell off his sleeve. "Empanadas for free! 'Cos it's fucking empanada day!"

Fucking. Inuzuka.

"Empanada! For free! Fucking empanadas for f-"

Neji's head snapped to where Kiba was currently standing.

He was not impressed.

"Wait a minute..." Kiba said, surveying the scene. Tenten quickly jumped off from his arms and buttoned up her blouse. Fuck. "You two are fucking!" he heard.

"No, we're not-"

"Yeah!" Tenten replied. Neji shook his head in the inside. Leave it to Ten to damage his record of completing his own sentences. But in reality, she did it every time. He just had to keep it lowkey.

"Heh! You guys were fucking! In public!" Neji was fuming. "God, if Hiashi finds out about this-"

"Inuzuka, if you say one more word I swear I will fucking take this empanada off your basket and slap it to your pathetic face." But to his disappointment, Kiba burst out laughing (though really, he saw it coming).

Empanadas are now number one on his shit list, followed only shortly after by a certain Uzumaki.

"Wait a minute..." No. This was just too good. This was too good. "You two are fucking!"

He saw Tenten blush and distinctly wondered how the blush would look like under his body- erhm, litter can.

A moment after he found himself at the mercy of Neji Hyuga's tight grip. He could already feel the cloth being pulled off his skin... mmmm, Hyugas.

Wait no... so does that mean... Neji is gay?

Ewww! Well, he does appreciate Neji as a shinobi, but he wasn't... gay, though. He plainly enjoyed the beauty of the female anatomy slightly more.

But no homo, dude.

He came back to life for a little bit and heard Neji bark some words at him. How did he get here again? Oh right. The empanadas. And Neji and Tenten were fucking!

"Hahahahaha!" he laughed. Neji didn't look impressed at all, but really, Kiba couldn't keep a straight face. Fucking! Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

"Hahahahaha!" he laughed. He couldn't constrain himself, but he at least made sure that his laughing was even. Charming, but not trying too hard. Playful, but not at the point of stupidity. He also needed to make sure that Tenten could hear the low growl that came with his laugh. Rawr.

Oh yeah, and Tenten's booty was damn fine.

Suddenly his thoughts snapped out of Tenten's scrumptious behind and zapped back to life again. Because something splat.

On his face.

No wait...

"Noooooo!" He wailed. The empanada! His mother's hard work! Moooom!

He notices Neji stare a little guiltily at the mess he made on his face, which was such a shame because what a beautiful and ruggedly handsome his face was!

"My mom made that!" he wailed, surveying the wasted empanadas on the ground in panic. "You guys suck!"

He gave himself a chance to consider his words.

"No, only you, Neji."

He respected them women, and Tenten was a woman, after all.

"Hmph." He turned his back away from the two. Usually, he wouldn't display this behavior to other people besides his mom, but this was all THEY'REimeanHIS FAULT!

Stupid! Goddamn Hyuga!

"We're sorry, Kiba," Tenten says, patting him on the back. See, this is what he liked so much about women. They were leagues more sympathetic than men like Hyidiot right here. What an idiot.

"Tenten, I'm-" he mentally cheered on Tenten when she kicked Neji's shin. "We're... sorry."

"Yes. Sorry, Kiba, and I'll eat your empanadas." He might be in love.

He smiled his beamiest smile at her and made sure to stick out his tounge at Neji after she looked away. The guy huffed and looked away instead before pointing two fingers at him.

"I'm watching you." Kiba can only laugh in return.

After all, Ino did give him his number. And that cute Tamaki next door?

Mmmmmm. Girls.

a/n: inspired by a pewdiepie marathon in which you need to 'stop disrespecting wahmen'. kiba pops into head first.

But really though, I'm quite unsure of this fic as it doesn't fit into the category of the prompt well, but I really, really love kiba and I couldn't resist.

Until Then!

-twinkies