#OMFG HIS REINCARNATED BODY ALSO HAS A GAY ASS WOLFCUT LIKE PRETTY BOY CUT | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

cowboy-robooty · 5 months ago

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IM GOONG TO KILL MYZSLF. THIS YAOI MUST BE TROLLING. THE UKE DIED AND LIKE GOT A NEW BODY WHATEVER BUT OMFG HE WENT FROM A MANLY BROWN HAIRED BEEFCAKE TO SOME SKINNY TWINK BLONDIE WITH HUGE GREEN EYES. LITERALLY THE WORST DAY OF MY FUCKING LIFE. I HATE IT HERE I HATE IT HERE I HATE IT HERE NOW HES SMALLER AND SHORTER THAN THE SEME CAN MY DAY- NO WEEK- NO YEAR GET ANY WORSE?!? FUCK THIS SHIT. FUCK TINY PRETTY BOY UKES OH MY GOD **banging head into wall** IM STICKING AROUND BC UKES PERSONALITY IS WUNDERBAR BUT THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST BODY ALTERNATION FUCKING EVER. I WANT TO CRY.

#I HATE SMALL UKES I HATE PRETTY UKES I HATE CUTIEPIE FEMININE UKES #I HATE BLONDE UKES AAAAAUAUAUGHQJSJWJJSW **HEAD EXPLODES**#HE WAS SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE #HE COULDVE BEEN IN GOLDEN KAMUY LEVEL BEAUTIFUL #BIG AND TALL WITH STRENGTH AND SHORT HAIR #OMFG HIS REINCARNATED BODY ALSO HAS A GAY ASS WOLFCUT LIKE PRETTY BOY CUT #INSTEAD OF AN UGLY SHORT 20 DOLLAR HAIRCUT #KMSSSS HIS SHORT 14 DOLLAR HAIRCUT WAS ALSO SO CUTE #STRONG JAWLINE AND EVEN A BIT SOFT ON TOP OF THAT MUSCLE #SO FUCKING GOOD.... ALL OF IT... DESTROYED #this is the only time ever i think death of the uke might have been a bad thing #(the more i like a character the more i yearn to watch them die on screen)

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