#OKAY IM FONR I OROMISE

[jewishrizahawkeye]

alright, last one i promise:

my friends and her: were going on a trip to universal studios for spring break!

me: oh! i live near there, can i come?

her: no

me: why?

her: it’s only for puff puff pass members (the smoke group she turned into a cult)

me: but other girls are going who aren’t in that group?

her: well they’re puff puff pass adjacent. they can sit with us in the circle and not get an asthma attack 🥰

me: 😀

*week or so later*

her: *invites someone who doesn’t meet her predetermined qualifications*

me: hey, how come she can go and i can’t?

her: kelly are you going to make me say it?

me: what?

her: the trip is for close friends only

me:

the girl who bullied me in my sorority and went out of her way to exclude me from her group and turn everyone against me before they even knew me when i excluded her from going to a movie or something: