#OK NO POKEGUYS IM TALKING ABOUT MY FAMILY TODAY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

jils-things · 11 months ago

Text

you know as much as i love to baby ruby you guys gotta see how bratty and dramatic he is its so funny trust me

when he got mumu (the mudkip), he wasn't really fond of him and immediately tried to think if he's even worth for pokemon contests

ruby thinks mumu is not pretty (hes a swamp pokemon) or smart or cool (BRO ALWAYS HAS SNOT COMING OUT OF THE NOSE) but hes still coping that he'll do fine

and then when ruby learned about the existence of a milotic, he knew he wanted one so bad (its so pretty to him) so he went to try fishing for it (but little did he know an ugly feebas is what it takes to have a beautiful milotic) AND HE HATED THE FEEBAS but it joined his team anyways 💀

and then mumu became a marshtomp. two "ugly" pokemon next to his "beautiful" pokemon (is crying about it)

my son, you guys. 🫴

#OK NO POKEGUYS IM TALKING ABOUT MY FAMILY TODAY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️#jk my brain switches so fast JAHSHAHEHSH idk we'll see LOL #that's part of why i like ruby so much because from the start hes already not checking thr boxes of what makes a protagonist admirable #ruby is such a critic and it makes him standout to be a bit of a dick #like literally sapphire hated his guts from first encounter because hes SUCH A PRICK I LOVE HIM #but that assholery builds up to a very admirable protagonists. hashtag rubysweeo #SPEAKING OF WHICH IN AN OLD POKESPE JP POLL RUBY ACTUALLY RANKED HIGH AS BEST CHARACTER SO SEE. HIS REDEMPTION ARC SLAYS #ruby.fam #pokespe hours #u guys should like.#ask me questions abt pokespe. idk #JSHEHSHRHSJAHHEUAUEHAA

21 notes · View notes