#OH YOOUUU!!
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What drew me to your blog was Temari herself, she's probably my favorite female character in Naruto! And it's been a short time still, but I stay for your beautiful writing and interesting portrayal, and I'm so excited for our plot to develop further! ♡ Also the silly lore we accidentally started with the jars lmao
;; oh I appreciate that so much you don't even know! It's been so nice plotting and writing with this community. I've rarely been this comfortable on tumblr. And since Temari is the first canon character I really played this means a lot to me!! [insert rp partner appreciation jar and put a million bucks in there!]
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Also your voice is sosososososo pretty and I love to listen to it lesbianly. Have a nice day pretty woman
#i'm running out of ways to respond to people telling me i have a nice voice!!!! UH OH#BUT THANK YOOUUU
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i sensed there was new oz art coming in my SOUL AND MOCHIJUN DELIVERED BC IM HER FAVORITE AND SHE WOULD NEVER LET ME DOUBT OR FORGET THAT FOR A SECOND LOOK AT MY BABNANA SCRUMPTIOUS WUMPTIOUS SCRUNGLE WUNGLE I LOVE MY SOOONNNNN
#mine#im revived im rejuvinated everything will be okay no doubt in my mind now#i genuinely mean i SENSED it i was literally telling everyone yesterday & earlier today in the headspace that new oz art would drop#& they obviously believed me bc. thats my son ik when he will be coming home i can feel it in my soul#AND LO AND BEHOLD THERE HE WAS IN MY TWITTER NOTIFICATIONS THATS MY FUCKING SON!!!!!#she did this just for me bc this week has been absolute dogshit and she knew that drawing him would make everything okay automatically#and ensure me that shit will work out very soon. she is so real for that.#what a mentally ill ally truly.#pandora hearts#oz vessalius#the angle has me losing my mind ngl like he looks. HE LOOKS!!! HE IS LOOKING AND I AM CRYING WHILE I HOLD HIM#he is so handsome in his wittle modern day outfit i love that she draws him in it every time now pretty much#god i adore him with my whole entire being every single piece of it including the entire system we all cry whenever new art of him drops#thats my son he saved my life and i adore him like the whole universe and he is still saving me even now what a little SUNSHINE#STOPPING BY JUST TO LET ME KNOW HES OK AND IM GONNA BE OK OH MY BABY BOY OH HOW I ADORE YOOUUU
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the way castor and atlas are both people who are self sacrificing to a fault but also hate having to be protected bc they view it as a failing of theirs. and theyre constantly put in situations where one has to protect the other
#immovable objects. thats them at first#they are like ''oh my god you are so frustrating in how you act like this why wont you take care of yourself. wait.''#''no YOU let me sacrifice myself. no YOOUUU let me shield you. bitch.''#and thats basically how they progress through that and get a bit more healthy about their self worth#echoed voice#sometimes u need a mirror to see how the way you act is harmful to yourself#alternatively: ''just let me do this for you'' ''no let ME do this for you.'' *beat* *they start making out*
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1, 2, 17, and 30 for florence?
What’s the maximum amount of time your character can sit still with nothing to do?
a pretty long time tbh. if she can just sit there and think her thoughts or daydream or stare out the window sipping tea she'd be perfectly happy
2. How easy is it for your character to laugh?
honestly pretty easy if shes comfortable with someone. if shes not theres definitely a lot of nervous laughter. but if shes cozy with someone she can be pretty relaxed and silly. that just doesnt happen often. shes more of a giggler than a loud laugher
17. Are they easily embarrassed?
yeahhhhh. both easily and consistently. shes kind of just embarrassed by her own existence
30. Who do they most regret meeting?
oh awful question. shes had so few people in her life tbh. i think it would be the father at the church she worked for for ten years. she doesnt know if working for a different church in the city wouldve been better or worse but she knows that working there caused some really major burnout even if she doesnt have that word and shes really really been questioning her time with the religion now that shes away from ama
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THE YONDER ONE!!
He accidentally combines so many words like the one’nem and Vyncent sits there for at least 5 minutes staring at him slowly blinking and Will just keeps saying it, accent getting stronger cause he’s mildly annoyed and then he realizes and gets really quiet and overpronounces the words for Vynce to understand
The only time Dakota’s seen him bite into a tomato he thought Will was gonna use it for a sandwich and handed it to him only to watch him rub it off on his shirt and just bite and Dakota starts actually just screaming and going “EW” over and over again
ANYWAYS Deadwood to me’s literally just one of those creepy ass old southern hunting towns… so here’s some things I think Wiwi Wisp does based offa that
• William Wisp knows about 4 ways to skin a deer and even more how to gut one
• He saw the shotgun in s2 and all those days when they were younger and David would take him out and shoot cans and bottles to pass time came flying back to him like it was trying to attack him, THATS truly how he knows how to use that thing
•He sees lone crying children and while trying to calm them down to find out what’s wrong calls them Sugar and Darlin and Dear and Bubba
•William Wisp who says only Ma or Mama and who probably called his dad daddy til he was like 14
•He refuses to talk when he gets too mad because his accent starts slipping out and it embarrasses him
•He has a secret country playlist buried with all his other music [It has a fake out title so if anyone sees it they don’t think ab it]
•He DEFINITELY passive aggressively says “God bless you” when he’s pissed at people
•He constantly slips up and says little country sayings that he then has to explain to the others
•He only drinks tea that’s so sweet it almost made Vyncent throw up at one point.
•He says hes “Sick as a dog” when not feeling good [<- edit add on]
#SHAAAKES YOOUUU!!!/VVVPOS#Also the tomato ones so funny cause me and my sister literally yesterday cut one in half and both ate it just straight up like that#I love seeing people’s responses to this because I forget some things are more southern then not#and then someone says smtn and I go OH MY GOD RIGHT#ALSO THE WISP THING!!! EXACTLYY!!!!!!!
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awww you wanna come and try playing with the puppies? nonononoooo don't be embarrassed, we love having new playmates ^.^ you can come in and just lie back and let us explore you, let our paws squeeze and stroke all over your body, feel our warm tongues gently lap at you until.... oh look! it's already happening! your muscles are twitching, you're making such cute little whines, you're leaking, you're sooooo ready ~.~ but if you wanna cum then first you gotta be able to bark! cmon, open your mouth up wide and ba- WAOW!! that took like.... zero prompting :0 good doggyyyy! usually we gotta tease em a lot more but you're a natural!!
congratulations, you're now a certified puppydog!!! we just gotta clean you up and then you can, uh.... i know you said you were just trying this out one time but... do you rly wanna leave so soon?? don't you wanna stay and play with us some more?? isn't this more fun than whatever silly responsibilities you have waiting out there?? you could just forget about all of that and come lie in our big squirmy puddle for a while longer... we could pet yoooouuu and stroke yoouuu and make ooouuutttt, and you could even have a collar like ours!!
don't worry, you can leave whenever you want! just like us ;3
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Geto/gojo/reader “I can’t believe there’s only one bed” and HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY
THANK YOOUUU!! So, this one really sang to me, I went ahead and combined the two, mostly because they are very similar. Thank you both for the prompt!!
Now Presenting...
Starring: A flirty Satoru Gojo, and a tired Suguru Geto
Your body protested every step you took as you walked into the hotel, screaming at you to lay down and accept the sweet embrace of death. Okay, maybe death was a little extreme, but you could definitely have gone for a light coma in that moment. A yawn you had been suppressing came forward, and you tried to rub the sleep out of your eyes.
“Awe, well aren’t you cute when you’re sleepy.” Gojo teased with a smile, earning him a glare from you.
“Shut up Satoru.” This entire trip he kept making note of how cute you were, and how you needed to be protected, and at this point, he was on the brink of losing vocal cord privileges.
“Flirt later you two, let’s just get checked in.” Suguru muttered as he ushered the two of you to the front desk. He tried to summon a friendly smile for the clerk, but it didn’t touch his tired eyes. “Hi! Uh, we should have two reservations under Masamichi Yaga.” He said, really hoping they didn’t ask for an id. He told his teacher that he should probably put the rooms under one of the three people going on the mission, but the man was more muscle than brain.
The young worker started typing on the computer, before confusion fell over her features. “Um, I found the reservations, but it says it’s only for one room?” She asked. You were a bit taken back by that, and you could tell from the looks on their faces the boys were too. You thought for sure you’d at least get your own room. But, then again, if getting a room with 3 beds was cheaper than getting 2 separate rooms, it did make sense for Yaga to take that route, the penny pinching bastard.
“Uh, yea that should be fine, that’s us.” Suguru shrugged, too tired to really argue. Much to your relief (and concern) the woman nodded and happily gave over the room key, not bothering to ask for an ID. What a stand up place. The three of you dragged your tired worn bodies over to the elevator. Well, two of you did. Satoru felt fine, because of course he did. And because he had no problem filling the elevator with whatever came to his head. You shared a look with Suguru.
How do we shut him up? Your eyes asked.
Pillow over his face as he sleeps Sugurus eyes offered.
No, I want him to shut up now.
Oh, that’s not gonna happen. For now, we just have to endure him.
You sighed, knowing he was right and hating that fact at the same time. Thankfully, the elevator door opened, and the room wasn’t far from it. Geto unlocked the door, and you and Gojo practically fell over him to get into it. You quickly went to grab your toothbrush, and Gojo went to fiddle with the tv. It was Suguru who noticed it first.
“Uh, guys? I don’t see another bed.” He said. You and Gojo stopped cold in your tracks, heads whipping to the center of the room and- yep. That was one bed, and only one bed. Not even so much as a pull out couch in sight.
“OH ho ho!!” Satoru laughed, launching himself onto the bed and folding himself into what you think was meant to be a sexy pose. “I’ve read fan fiction before, I know what happens here!” He cackled, “Be gentle with me, I’m a virgin” He swooned, acting like a helpless flower.
“I call sleeping in the bathtub.” Suguru said, checking out of this battle before it became a war.
“No, Don’t!” Gojo whined, reaching out to him, “The bathtub is cold and hard, I'm warm and soft. Unless you want me to be hard.” He winked.
“I can’t believe there’s only one fucking bed, who sets this shit up?!” You snapped, aggressively waving your hands at the bed.
“God.” Gojo responded.
“Bad fan fiction writers.” Geto retorted, apparently salty about his characterization in my past fics.
“Satoru get out of the bed.” You demanded, shaking your head. You did not just get out of a fight with ten, count em, ten first grade curses to sleep on the floor.
“How about you get in the bed?” He purred.
“I will, as soon as you get out of it.” you scoffed, fighting back a laugh at the absurdity of the situation.
“Why not get in it with me?” He grinned at you, opening his arms wide as an invitation.
“I’d rather sleep in the bathtub.” You replied.
“Not an option, I already called it!” Suguru reminded you.
“Why don’t you sleep with him?” You accused more than asked, “He’s your man!”
“He is most definitely not my man!” Geto rebuffed the statement, shaking his head.
“He’s actually my man, we just haven’t taken our relationship to the next level yet.” Satoru purred with a cheeky wink to Geto to really seal the deal. Geto rolled his eyes.
“I’m going to bed, goodnight.” He said, going to grab a pillow from the bed, only for Satoru to grab his arm.
“Come on guys, don’t be silly! This bed is big enough for all of us!” He argued, “We all trust each other, right?!” Gojo paused long enough to look at both you and Geto, but not long enough for an answer. He already knew it. “We know no ones going to try any funny business, we trust each other with our lives there's no reason for any of us to be uncomfortable tonight!” you and Suguru shared more glances. Gojo may be annoying, but when he was right he was right. The only thing really keeping the three of you from sharing was standard social conventions.
“Fine, but if any of you touch me I’m throwing you off the balcony.” You warned. Geto sighed and ran a hand through his hair, sitting on the bed.
“I just don’t get why we weren’t warned about this.”
“I mean, it kind of explains the weird look she gave us.” You noted, sitting on the other side of Gojo.
“Yay, sleepover!” Gojo cheered, grabbing onto Suguru because he was the one that didn’t threaten him, “Fair warning, I’m a cuddler.” He grinned, wiggling his eyebrows for emphasis.
“I knew I should have just slept in the tub.” Geto sighed.
🛏️🛏️🛏️
In the morning, you were a tangled mess of limbs and drool with your two best friends. Any warning against cuddling being tossed to the wind in exchange for the comfort human warmth brings. You hated to admit it, but it was the best sleep you had gotten in weeks. Gojo woke up not long after you, smiling softly, slowly coming back to life.
“Good morning,” He said. You shook your head and covered his face with a pillow.
“It was before you started talking.” You muttered.“It’s 6 am, go back to bed.” Suguru begged, not happy to have been woken up.
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#satoru gojo#suguru geto#gojo x reader#geto x reader#satoru gojo x reader#suguru geto x reader#satosugu#satosugu x reader#satoru gojo fluff#suguru geto fluff#satosugu fluff#satosugu x reader fluff#gojo x reader fluff#geto x reader fluff#nobody likes you when you're 23
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OK OK so I kept seeing @kindheartedgummybears's and @lazylesbianbear's werewolf AUs and I reallly like them and I got inspired to draw something like that !!
Tbh ig this is just as if Erin and Jamie were in The Quarry's setting, and Jamie got turned into a werewolf and captured Erin in the woods. What will happen to her? Who knows!!
#OH#OH MY#OH MY GOD?!?!?!/#HELLO!??!?!?!?!#OINIJWAIAEJIAE!?!?!#]AFEIJIAFJWIJA3#KNENIAIAWFIHAWFIHAFWIN!?!?!??!?!?!#AEFIONNNNNNNNNNNNN~???~?~?~?#EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#IT LOOKS SO GOOD#JAMIE!?!#ERIN!?!?#HELLO!?!?!?!/1/1#I LOVE HOW YOU DREW THEM#IDK WHY BUT IM ESPECIALLY IN LOVE WITH HOW YOU DREW ERIN#THE EMOTION#THE HAND??? I REALLY LIKE HER HAND???#AND HER SKIRT#I JUST LOVE ALL OF IT#Jamie let go of your girl🥺🥺#this isnt yoouuu🥺🥺🥺🥺'
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idk if your requests are still open (sorry if they aren't!! m(_ _)m) but if they are, could i get some headcanons for the ghosts boys? thank yoouuu (* ^ ω ^)
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES ANYTHING!!!!!!!! BARKBARKRBRAKBRAKBRAKRAKBRA
(I didn't know if I should write about Ajax and Elias or not;;;;)
Call of Duty: Ghosts Headcanons!!!
Keegan
He's good as his job, always getting shit done.
but oh my god is he a bad influence on you
"Want a shot?" "I'm not 21 yet, Keegan." "I asked if you wanted a shot, not how old you were."
On roadtrips he's never allowed to drive, but he will backseat drive. "You should take this highway instead" "I know a faster way" "If you go down this road you could probably reach it easier"
Snores when he's asleep, I feel like he may have sleep apnea or something like that.
HE'S REALLY LOUD TOOOO
Mumbling in his sleep if he's asleep in a chair
That's another thing, he can fall asleep literally anywhere. Chair? Yes. Under the bed? Yes. Under a table? Yes.
He has sharp canines, I don't make the rules. He uses them to open things
He LOVES your scent, he likes having just one thing of yours just to hold and have near.
I don't think he would call you Kid if he was interested in you, I think he'd stick with your name or "Hun". Unless you're older than him, then he uses generic shit like "Babe"
A man of a few words, he gives short answers, pretty blunt, but in text he will ramble on and on~
He likes writing, he finds that it's easier for him to process his words and gives him time to think.
Logan
Good boy, very good and well behaved boy.
Grown man, but good boy
He's actually really mischievous, they took a trip (The team) to Italy while on leave and when visiting the Tower of Pisa he offered to take Keegans photo.
Gesturing for him to lean, pose, scooch back, just so he can get the perfect photo.
Only for him to take it, snickering to himself because he made Keegan pose extremely far from the tower so the photo just looks silly.
Keegan had a good laugh about it, only after he put Logan into a headlock
He does the same to Hesh, always asking for some water, then being like "I didn't ask for this" so Hesh takes it back and when he comes back empty handed Logan is like "Water?"
He's very quiet, way more than Keegan.
He only gives nods or gestures, speaks when he needs to though, like in call outs and such.
He'd call you Love
Whispering sweet nothings into your ear
Can you imagine Cody Callahan doing that? Kill me plz
Hesh
HE HAS A THING FOR HANDS I JUST KNOW IT, I JUST KNOW IT YOU CAN'T TELL ME OTHERWISE!!!!!
HE LOVES HOLDING YOUR HAND AND JUST RUBBING YOUR FINGERS
YOU CAN FEEL HOW ROUGH HIS CALLUSES ARE
HE TILTS HIS HEAD WHEN HE LOOKS AT YOU BECAUSE HE IS JUST SO ENAMOURED WITH YOU
CAN YOU TELL I LOVE HESH, CAN YOU????
He's a gamer boy, console only. Xbox..... Don't argue with me (You can have your own I was /j)
Before shaving his head, he had a hairstyle similar to DJ Pauly D. Let's keep it shaved.
He refuses to have a mustache, just straight up refuses. He will shave the minute he sees it coming in.
Beard or Goatees are pushing it, but he shaves anyways (except the sideburns of course)
That man loves veggies, he's the type to just steam a bunch of em and that's his dinner. Literally just that.
He likes stealing food from you, picking from your plate. If you don't like something, you best believe he's there eating it for you
"David, I'm full" "Give it here, babe."
Merrick
His memory is impeccable
He will always rememebr your favorite things
He's not big on gift giving, but when he does give gifts they're incredibly thoughtful.
Drives a really beat down pickup truck
Calls it his baby girl
Don't judge him >:(
Resting bitch face, eyebrows always furrowed
But then he sees you and his expression softens because he just loves seeing you.
Has the heartiest laugh imaginable, slaps his knee when laughing too
Asks for help putting on his face paint :((((
He just wants a reason to be touched by you
Kick
Earbuds in 24/7 when not on a mission.
He needs music to function!!!
He's the type to put on some hardcore music and pretend he's fighting someone, like the people that imagine their own animation edit when listening to a song they like
He sneaks food to Riley sometimes, when they're all eating, he's the one throwing stuff on the floor for him
Unironically uses "COWABUNGA"
He's just a lil.... ya know... right? Just a little (He's gay)
Kinda short, like 5'6-5'8
Has ADHD
Wears insoles (hims feet hort)
I know he doesn't have a name, but his name is now Hunter Cameron and his last name is Miller
Has freckles and a chipped front tooth
That's all I got :3
for now :3
#cod ghosts#cod ghosts headcanons#cod headcanons#call of duty ghosts#call of duty ghosts headcanons#david hesh walker#cod david hesh walker#call of duty david hesh walker#logan walker#cod logan walker#call of duty logan walker#thomas a merrick#cod thomas a merrick#call of duty thomas a merrick#keegan p russ#cod keegan p russ#call of duty keegan p russ#cod kick#cod ghosts kick#kick call of duty#ghosts kick#kiko headcanons#shoukiko#kiko asks
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OMG NATI I JUST SAW UR EVENT!!! congrats :D u deserve these and so many more!! If I may, can I request william (ikevil) + kissing the tip of the nose?
OMG INKY, HIII! Thaaank yoouuu! You’re so sweet 😭🤧
I might’ve used the fact I know that you love pet names against you (again), ASHUEHSAEIA.
William + Tip of the nose
Words: 411
Tags: established relationship; pet names; no pronouns for reader.
Sitting on the bed, William leans against the headboard, quietly reading while you finish your work. However, he quickly finds his attention drawn to you, his book forgotten on his lap.
His crimson eyes are fixed on you, intently observing every little thing his darling little robin does. He notices how you type faster now than when you first came to Crown, how you bite your lip in concentration, how you mumble when you want to find the perfect word to write down, and how your eyes shine when you find it.
He sees you organizing the pages, which means you’re done and will turn around to look at him. He keeps watching you, wanting to see the endearing reaction you’ll let out when you realize his eyes have been on you for a long time.
When you finish everything, you turn around in your chair, expecting to see William reading or even sleeping, given how quiet he’s been for the last few minutes. What a surprise when you see him looking right at you.
“Oh, hey!” you can’t help but let out a surprised sound, blinking in confusion. Then you open a shy smile, your head tilting to the side. “How long have you been staring?”
“Hmm… I wonder,” he grins, amused. “If you’re done, come here with me, my love.”
“I am!” you reply excitedly.
William doesn’t have much time to close his book and place it on the nightstand because you practically race to him. You throw yourself on him, and he holds you tight while falling sideways with you in his arms. Your giggles are music to his ears, and he joins in with his own.
You suddenly lean forward and place a kiss on the tip of his nose, and he’s the one caught by surprise this time. He is more than amused by your display of affection, though.
“My, my! What an enthusiastic little robin I have,” he smiles widely.
“I’m happy to be here with you.”
He brings his hand to your hair, brushing it out of your face to take a better look at you. His fingers slide back to your nape, and he holds you in place, so this time he can be the one giving you a kiss on the tip of your nose. His heart is full of fondness and love for you — he wonders if you know how you have him wrapped around your finger.
“Me too, my love.”
Beneath The Milky Twilight ♥ Event Masterlist
#beneath the milky twilight event#💌 inky#ikemen villains#ikevil#ikevil william#ikevil william rex#ikevil writings#ikevil fanfics#ikevil scenarios#ikemen villains william#ikevil x reader#ikemen villains x reader#ikevil will#ikemen villains will
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Big fan of your fic so the prompts are very 👀👀
I would love so see Logan & Lewis text about their partners (galex) being idiots in one way or another, just them commiserating <3
okay huuuuge apologies for the delay on this one... i burnt myself out a bit but i'm finishing of the last of them when i can!!!! here is some logan and lewis for yoouuu <3<3 for the ccc snippet prompts
Lewis Do you think they’d notice if we left?
Logan Maybe eventually
When they want us to take sides
Lewis 😂
Yeah you’re right
Logan I’m not sure I even know what they’re arguing about…
Lewis I think it was something about the movie we watched
Not entirely sure how we ended up here
Logan I didn’t realize they both felt so strongly about horses
Lewis Neither did I
Logan Should we stop them?
I’m a bit worried they’re just going to keep finding new things to bicker about
Lewis I dunno it’s kind of entertaining
George is cute when he’s fed up
Logan I still can’t believe I thought they were dating
Lewis Oh we all did
Logan Really?
Lewis Yeah when they first moved in? Everyone was so sure that was what was going on
I mean you’ve seen how they get
Logan I have 😂
Lewis Yeah I think most of us just assumed
Until they did this one day and
Damn who was it
Oh Fernando
Logan Oh no I can only imagine what he said
Lewis It was something along the lines of
‘Not another couple who argues as foreplay’
George went bright red, and Alex just burst into laughter
Logan Another? I mean I guess Nico and Kevin are pretty intense about their arguing
But I wouldn’t imagine he’d be that fed up with just them?
Lewis Oh you haven’t met Seb and Mark have you?
Logan Oscar’s Mark?
No not yet
Lewis Ah
Well
Kevin and Nico have nothing on them
Logan Oh yikes
Well good that was cleared up for you early then
Lewis Hmm not that I got on with anything any time soon after that
I think you have me beat there
Logan Only because Alex was pretty obvious
George does seem harder to read
Lewis Ah but I love him for it
He’s like a puzzle
Logan You really love him don’t you
Lewis Yeah I do
Logan I’m glad
If my boyfriends platonic soulmate had to date anyone I’m glad it’s you
Lewis Thanks Logan you’re sweet
Same here mate
Logan I can’t believe they’re still going…
Lewis They haven’t even noticed we’ve been on our phones this whole time
Logan Maybe we should stop them now
Lewis Probably a good call
#hnnnggg sorry for the delaaayyyy#promise i'm getting back onto these#condo snippet#fic: condominium community
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That one twitch chatter who pop in spoke then said nothing else lmao. One for one reason I was drawing. Bam!
OH SHIT THATS ME! tHANK YOOUUU!!!
#JFASJDKLF FANART FOR MEEE??? WHAT THE thank youuuu#i didnt know what to make my sona so i made myself god-#rewritesona what the#rot yappings#askrot#fanart for rot#ill make a real pic of myself one day ghghghg
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hii. if you're taking requests, how about a whumper who really sucks at Actually Doing The Whumping. they have noo clue what theyre doing. maybe a big strong handsome man could help guide them. /silly.
thank yoouuu 👍
tw: mention of murder
because whumper’s cluelessness makes them unstable and unpredictable, they are actually more dangerous than those who do know what they’re doing.
does whumper suck at whumping? yes, but just because they’re clueless and a dork, doesn’t mean they can’t ever go “too far” whether or not it’s on purpose.
in the sense that whumper is like a child who has a toy, but doesn’t quite know how to play with it; and the thing about a Child With a Toy It Doesn’t Know How to Play With is that most of the times, the child ended up maiming that toy.
❝ Oops, I didn’t really mean for that girl to die. who would’ve thought that that would kill her? not me. but oh well. good thing there’re always more lovely whumpees to play with! 🤭🥰 ❞
then comes this guy who’s ridiculously hot and painfully annoying.
it irritates whumper because this dude sees the bloody mess whumper made and starts laughing.
❝ is this the best you can do? a plain old stabbing? how boring, ❞
whumper tries to stab him. but the next thing they know, they’re on the ground with the guy holding them down, keeping them still.
they hate that this guy sees them as a feisty cat rather than an actual threat. but he promises he will help them get better at killing and creating art out of the crime scenes.
so…
whumper agrees to let him help. not because he’s hot, of course not!!!!!
the guy teaches whumper everything, how to hold a knife, where to make the cut, and basically just how to haunt.
hot gay sex
they’re unstoppable.
#admin answers#whump#writing#writer#whumpblr#whump community#writeblr#writing tropes#whump tropes#writing prompts#whump prompts#writing prompt#whump prompt#writing trope#whump trope#tropes#prompts#prompt#trope#angst#writing inspo#writing inspiration#writing ideas#writing challenge
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"Can I have some of your coleslaw? Your plate has more than mine."
"Oh, then by all means-"
"Thank yoouuu-"
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*carb walks in*
*holds up a question*
*yeets*
What the au where norton is big and alice(and melly) are tiny like did they found kurt book but don't know how long it last and norton is now stuck being the babysitter till the their normal size again or is it drugs?
MUAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHA AAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHA MUAAHAHAHHAHHAHA
THE AU HAS BEEN ASKED ABOUT MUUAAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
Perfect timing too honestly cause I was feeling sad about Netease being emo as frick with the Norton stuff lol (there is an ask in the inbox about it and I am gonna go so wild once I collect my thoughts 👀)
-rubs hands togetherrrrrr-
so this one with Melly:
was a little one off thing cause I love Navi from Legend of Zelda and I imagine she is so tired of Link and I had Da Capo on the brain and was like 'aw yea these two' LOOOOOOOOOOOL
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The other one with this stuff:
is super MaCross coded 👀🤌 if you are familiar with Zentraedi then you got a gist of what is going on here lol but here is a link to a intro to the au: here Then this one has the links to everything I have written for it so far: here
I am more of a report writer rather than creative writer anymore these days. So, if its bad then my bad LOOOOOL! If you don't want to read all that then here is this to get the gist of what is up with the world
"Some background:
Two species of humanoid now inhabit the same planet. One from another dead planet and seeking refuge and a new place to live (the humans). This was met with hostility from the original habitants (the larger one). A war broke out for 10 years, for the humans to come on top in the end. The larger species are now used as a sort of work horse in most cases. Some manual labor, others protecting the area and hunting, etc. there are still Nobels and high ups in politics but the less well-off tend to be put to difficult work and conditions. Even though the humans have the tech to make it easier, just don’t want to waste resources. It’s a political way to keep them down, busy and obedient basically. 🙃
Norton, of course, works in the mines." ----------- BUT I LIKE WHERE YOUR BRAIN IS GOING -rubs hands together- a thiirrdddd au cookin I seeeee~ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Knowing Alice, its probably DRUGS that did it -WHEEEZE- Then Melly having to get involved trying to be like "oh my gosh stop sniffin D R U G S" and tries to take it away but it just gets all over~ nice and cliche 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
But I can see Melly having fun with the size change cause talk about an entire new perspective for her research of insects lol -can pet beetle like dog- "who would have thought they liked little pats on the head" So much new research to be done 🤣🤣🤣 Her command of insects is broadening LOOK OUT -WHEEZE-
Now for Alice, there is no stopping her now, every nook; every cranny is now hers to explore LOL no locks can keep her out now!! No document/letter/sensitive information can hide from her -WHEEZE- No drawer or box left un-sifted through PFF No conversation left un-eavesdropped! She is more of a danger to society's secrets now than she was before IM DYING LOOOOL
Yea Norton is definitely gonna have to babysit these two MY GOSH! Good L U C K BRO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
(THANK YOU FOR THE ASK!! I L O V E talking about this stuff HA! And needed the distraction honestly SO THANK YOOUUU)
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