#OH IT'D BE SOOOO DELICIOUS

[shogunish]

mhh..zombie apocalypse au with gojo..

[tra1nchi]

train there's gonna be a LOT of cumplay/slickplay here so erm... I'm freaky ok

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so, incubus reader going into heat.

Your step brother thought it'd be a great idea to trigger your heat!! Even if he was a wolf his own rut was coming soon and he just needed to pound your boycunt!!!

Tricking you to wear slutty clothes on the living room couch, playing with your thick and girthy t-dick!!! He loved how you would squirm every time he stroked you!!!

But oh how naive he was...., not realising that incubus heat is incredibly difficult to manage if you breed with different species!!! Once he got inside he almost came instantly!!! Your boycunt so tight it made him woozy,,... Who knew aphrodisiacs would leak in your slick and cum...

It eventually turned to you riding him!!! He was so powerless that he accidentally triggered his own rut..., causing him to pump his knot straight into his own step brother!!! He ran out of cum sooo fast!!

Since your step bro couldn't pump you full anymore, you moved on to your step dad, who was conveniently asleep and horny!!! Who knew he could smell the aphrodisiac-coated slick in the air!!!!

Riding him until he pumped his own knot into you,..., his wolf ears laying flat against his head!!, you kept cumming so deliciously..., you squirted your slick so nicely and shot your aphrodisiac-coated cum straight onto his stomach....!!!

He woke up and started to help you pound yourself onto his girth!!, cum and slick making such a huge mess, from the hall in which you left the living room couch to the trail of it onto your step dad's bed!!!

He eventually ran out of cum as well..., you didn't like how he started having dry orgasms..., but you weren't satisfied!!! You needed more!!!, so the logical reason was to go to your neighbour's house.., right?

Stuffing a dildo in your boycunt to keep the cum and slick in,,, you left the house with newfound urges..., it wasn't good that you were only 18 but it felt sooo nice to have so much cum in you!!!

Forcing your neighbour's door open,, removing the dildo and hopping on his flaccid dick!!! Feeling it grow so hard just by you made you much more horny!!!, you bounced and bounced,,, his cum filled knot filling you soooo deliciously full!!! But incubus are known for being greedy,.. this wasn't enough as well but luckily your neighbour's two sons came down the stairs just in time your neighbour stopped producing cum!!!

You jumped both of them at the same time...., forcing both cocks into you as they whined and moaned!!! The two dicks went in sooo easily due to previous cum and slick coating your walls!!!, they eventually came in you at the same time, blowing their knots as well!! You never felt so addicted before!!! Both the sons passed out too... But you were still soooo hungry for cum!!!

You stuffed the dildo in your boycunt again, this time making your way to your uncle's house where he had 4 sons.... You licked your lips,,, thinking about how much cum you would get!!! Jerking off your useless but long and girthy t-dick, you made your way to his house down the streets!! Just thinking about how to drain all of them...

When you reached, you pushed your uncle's length into your boycunt with the dildo still inside!!!, it felt sooo good.... Continuously shooting slick and cum everywhere!!! His own knot busting into your boycunt too!!!

You moved on to his 4 sons, hypnotising them sit in a square like pattern and shoving all 4 cocks into your tight heat!!! All of them moaning in seconds!!! Their knots and cum blowing into you while you finally reached an amazing ecstasy!!... You were finally satisfied with the amount of cum you got!!!... Stuffing the dildo in you again, you turned on the vibration mode and happily made your way back to your bedroom... Leaving behind a trail of slick and passed out bodies....

You pounded and bounced on your dildo for multiple rounds after you plopped yourself onto your bed....you didn't want to think about how you were going to drain the entire male population in your neighborhood.. your heat lasting 5 days and yet this was only the first...!!

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... ok maybe I should stop fantasizing 😭😭😭 I hope you like the brainrot I have over cumplay/slickplay

- 🕳️anon

I read this with my mouth open the entire time, THIS IS SO AAA HOLD ME BACK!!!!!

[randomishnickname]

Must-read Destiel fics - my superduper Nov. 5th rec list

Three years ago, on the blessed day of November 5th, 2020, I had:

never seen an episode of SPN,

only had a vague inkling of what the two pale coconuts were on about,

and I hee-heed and ha-had with the rest of Tumblr about the love confession scene and the Internet errupting in an unparalleled craze

At first I thought, that's it.

Then ... I got curious. I watched some YouTube Destiel supercuts. I read some fic (I think @andhumanslovedstories beautiful Cas/OC fic was my entry point?). I read meta. I watched some more YouTube scene packs. I read even more fic. I watched some of S4, some of S1, some random fan fav episodes. And then Destiel lodged itself so deeply, thouroughly into my brain that it took over and hasn't relinquished control in the last two years. The most tenacious, pervasive brain worm to date.

This ship got it all, and this fandom got it all, and there's such delightful, powerful, batshit crazy, romantic, expertedly crafted fanfic out there, it's like being a starving child in the world's biggest candystore.

So without further ado, here's some of my very favorite fics from this infinite trove, with all my thanks to the wonderful writers who keep delighting and awing me with their dedication and craft. There'll of course be some recency bias at play but you can browse my bookmarks over here to chose from over 100 excellent and well-curated SPN stories.

💕CATEGORY: SWOONWORTHY💕

Wildly romantic fics that warm you up from the inside.

It Won't Be Perfect by someonetoanyone (10K words) Summary: Dean daydreams about what it'd be like to let himself love Cas freely.

Why I love it: the humor, the spot-on characterizations, and the quintessential late season Destiel-ness of being so deeply love with your best friend that it's too big to actually do anything about. Just. So warm.

Rock Lobster by Ginger Fail (13K) Summary: Cas decides that the lobsters Dean planned to cook need to get back home. Impromptu beach vacation ensues!

Why I love it: This road trip story is fresh and invigorating like a sea breeze! Fun, entertaining and full of deep, deep fondness.

Seek to Know You Better by ahurston (32K)

Summary: On a road trip, Dean and Cas play the 36 Questions That Lead To Love.

Why I love it: They’re so deliberatedly, carefully starting a relationship here. They try so hard to bridge the gaps and meet each other halfway. A very mature take on love that feels nourishing.

☢️CATEGORY: BRAINWORMS GALORE☢️

Fics that make you go BARK BARK BARK.

samson went back to bed by piesexuality (9k, @twoheadedcas) Summary: Cas strikes a deal with Chuck - keeping his family together comes at the price of their free will.

Why I love it: What if Cas got his revenge for the Mala'ak box? What if love came at the price of everything you've been fighting for? What if a story twisted the knife oh so sweetly? Each word of this one lands a punch. Made me insane in the best of ways (cue pinned fanart).

In sickness by @saintedcastiel (41K) Summary: S4 redux but Castiel has a fetish: giving Dean the sniffles.

Why I love it: This one is soooo. Can barely find words for it. It taps into Cas' early season alienness and psychosexual obsession with Dean, brilliantly demonstrates Casdean vs Samruby parallels, and each word is just. Perfect. ARGH!

so much smoke in a hall full of mirrors by AreYouReady (6K, @autisticandroids ) Summary: Godstiel is losing his heavenly war. Crowley provides a compliant Dean-doll for him to release his frustrations upon.

Why I love it: Urgh, this one is sooo dark. Taps into the scary, intimidating and alien aspects of Godstiel so well. Gore, consent and psychosexual issues galore. Delicious.

Special mention: In a Parked Car, Exhuming Ophelia by @an-android-in-a-tutu (17K). Still need to comment properly ;)

💣CATEGORY: EMOTIONAL WRECKING BALLS💣

Angsty fics that tear you to pieces to remake you better.

What Used To Be Mine by someonetoanyone (48K words) Summary: Dean never makes his apology prayer in Purgatory - Cas dies, Dean mourns.

Why I love it: Oh god, this is a heavy hitter. Just, straight up insurmontable grief, packaged in poetic, raw language to make you shed tears and tears. Loved it so much.

Ignite your bones By ilovehowyouletmefall (67K, @angelinthefire) Summary: Dean accepts Chuck's deal: killing Sam to save the world.

Why I love it: Cruuuuel cruel premise for a story that doesn’t pull its punches. It gets dark in Dean’s head and everyone around him suffers. Wonderfully written. The ending set my brain on fire.

Right Where you Left Me by outdean (93K, @armandgender)

Summary: Cas comes back from the Empty after 10 years to find Dean married to another man.

Why I love it: This one is a riiiide. When grief has become a part of you but your love comes back… When you return from the dead and have to carve a new space into the world for yourself... nothing is easy here, but the emotions are INTENSE. Also, autistic!Cas for the win.

Special mention: Who Ya Gonna Call? by saintedcastiel (50K) and Clear skies in spring by enochianprayer (WIP)

💥CATEGORY: EPIC RIDES💥

Expansive, wild adventures with lots of ups and downs

Spirit of the West by teen_dean (140K, @urne-buriall)

Summary: An 18y old Dean grew up on a horse farm – cue veterinarian Castiel. The summer of a lifetime ensues.

Why I love it: So this is one of my very favorite stories, ever ever, and I cannot recommand enough to immediatedly suscribe to the author’s Substack to be able to follow it in „real time“ next summer. It’s cinematic, rich, full of darkness and light, it’s everything a story can aspire to, I’m just. I just really love it.

Second Verse, Same as The First by LaLaCat1 (135K)

Summary: Endverse!Cas is sent back to the start of S1 and is determined to make things right this time round.

Why I love it: a desperate and badass Cas, unfridging everyone, a thrilling plot, moments of awesome for the entire cast, gripping action scenes, a romance for the ages… this is a genuinely amazing story.

back road, black road by eden22 (167K)

Summary: 18y old Sam gets kidnapped by Hell on his way to Stanford. Dean tries to deal.

Why I love it: So this one’s not Destiel-centric but does have wonderful Destiel moments. It’s also very heavy on the gore and the angst (NOT for the faint of stomach), but expertly crafted, fascinating and frankly it deserves more love. Held my breath for half the read and never knew where it’d take me.

Special mention: It's The End Of The World (As We Know It) by tiamatv (140K)

🤪CATEGORY: DESTIEL INSANITY🤪

Uproariously funny stories about the intricate rituals these two weirdos get up too.

Life Skills by ilovehowyouletmefall (26K)

Summary: Dean teaches a newly human Cas how to be „a real man“.

Why I love it: Dean coming to Big Self-Realizations while trying to have platonic threesomes with Cas is so perfect. Very endearing, tender and funny. Also, smoking hot sex.

the cheapest room in the house by biggaybenny (89K)

Summary: Dean downloads Grindr for Cas

Why I love it: Just. Late season Dean being deranged about Cas’ sexuality while everyone watches on in utter confusion. Equally hilarious and deeply moving

according to all known laws of life by @sobsicles (29k)

Summary: Cas comes back from the Empty to a Dean who won’t stop playing gay chicken.

Why I love it: They are both such petty, insane weirdos in this one. They said „can every situation be turned into a squabble“ and didn’t wait for an answer. So funny, so tender

Special mention: Wedding Vows and Negotiations by GingerFail (6K)

That's it, enjoy and leave your writers some much-deserved love!

[sakumasmut]

oh hey seeing himeru on the dash just reminded me off the thoughts i was having about him earlier so let me share them now

I think the idea of himeru losing his composure is just *chefs kiss* delicious so of course my brain has been haunted by thoughts of him under aphrodisiacs or in heat/rut. I really like to think of him holding himself back and pretending nothing is wrong, just to crumble under pressure the moment you somebody gives him a little encouragement.

Like, he would never ever allow himself to have unprotected sex or knot someone or be knotted (or tbh have sex in general as long as he's using the identity of himeru) under typical circumstances but in the situations i mentioned? If someone he was already barely resisting came along and made a pass at him? I imagine him just jumping on the opportunity, his body unable to resist instinct.

Idk I especially like thinking about the post-nut clarity hitting him after he's done something he typically wouldn't while in a normal state of mind and him going "oh fuck" but now having to deal with the consequences of his actions. Whether those consequences be having to talk about his emotions or buying plan B, it's all really fun to think about. He'd be so hard on himself but, now that the line is crossed, it'd be much easier to convince him to go at it again

- @sucrows

soooo true bestie I love it when reserved characters fight and lose to their more primal urges to fuck. there’s just something that hits different about risky sex when it’s with a character that would in normal circumstances never think about it.

I couldn’t see himeru taking aphrodisiacs unless rinne slipped them in or something (even then he probably would be suspicious of anything from that guy) but with the heat situation oughhh. something he can’t control, his body defying the logical parts of his brain and reducing him into a lust driven animal….all you have to do is give him the okay and his willpower would snap so fast. he can’t think about anything else but you, wanting to claim you, so so eager to slip his knot inside you…it’s probably only once you’re locked together that he realizes he’s so fucked

but well, it’s not so bad is it? he’s adamant about no kids while he’s still himeru (if applicable) but just the sight of you will make him remember how good it felt to let go. you’ve already had sex once, what’s a few more times when it just feels so good to give into baser instincts?

[domme-switch]

What do I want? Oh, you really do know just how to bring out my needy side... don't you, Mommy? I want to be good for you, I want to be your desperate adoring lovable puppy. Until you can't keep your hands off me and you decide you need to make me your fuck toy.

Imagine tying me up, even though I'm taller than you, the way I would blush looking up at you like you were my entire world. God I want mommy to tie me up so badly, I'd be her perfect needy puppy and fuck toy <3. I would want you to use my body however you see fit for your own pleasure until you cum. It'd make me feel so special and adored. We could even make it playful if you like, you could read a book miss while you straddle me, perhaps while I eat out that delicious, tight, perfect pussy of yours. Oh, and I give you permission to grab my hair or do whatever you like with it.

So the real question, Mommy, is what do I need to do for you? To be your perfect needy puppy. I want to be soooo fucking good for you and do whatever it is you request <3 pretty please mommy... I need to be good for you and make you a very very happy dom <3 you deserve that after all, don't you love? 😘🤭🥺

P.s. why do you think I want to be tied up so badly? Also, thoughts on subby service topping?

🦄

so many cute ideas sweetheart! tying you up seems like a good idea, maybe with your legs and arms spread apart so I can teasingly trail my nails over your skin. don’t squirm darling, I will touch where I want, over your chest, your stomach, collarbone, your thighs- oh you did squirm! don’t tell me you’re getting needy!

what if I touch your cock, wrap my hand around it and squeeze it softly? no moving, just smirking when you buckle your hips to meet my hand.

and before I sit on your face so you can lick my pussy I will finger your mouth until they are covered in your saliva, and then I can rub my thumb over the tip of your cock to hear you moan while I ride your face😘

I don’t know darling, do you like it when mommy is in control?😉 and depends what you mean with service topping sweetheart☺️

[zehecatl]

Jak/Torn is soooo enemies to lovers coded, actually. like, Torn very obviously doesn't think highly of Jak (and Daxter) at first, and even as he's proving himself Capable, it's never more than- oh, we can use him

and Torn isn't purposefully dehumanising Jak, but he's in the middle of a god damned war, and Jak is an excellent weapon, so it kind of just- happens. and to make it clear, i don't think Jak takes it particularly personal, at least not during the rebellion itself, because he's a ball of anger and trauma and i can't imagine it doesn't feel good, to unleash himself onto the Baron and his men

and Jak (and Daxter) very obviously doesn't take Torn super seriously, like they're gung-ho, they're raring to cause problems, and Torn is so fucking grumpy and edgy, like. neither side has any actual personal respect for the other, they're both using each other to hurt the Baron, and so, the fucking development needed to actually push them into a relationship is delicious

like taking all these preconceived notions, all these unfounded opinions, and pulling them apart. making Torn see Jak as an actual person, instead of another soldier in the war. making Jak see Torn as something other than the grumpy asshole who doesn't know, or do, shit. making them acknowledge each other as people, as equals

and the fucking!! bickering!! like Jak can be such a brat, and Torn is the absolute fucking same. they would be so horrible at each other, and it would be so fucking funny, and i also think it'd be good for them, actually. let them be little bitches at each other, i'm begging

and also they would flirt spar, and that is the gayest form of flirting known to man, actually

[gregoftom]

dfhgjd I decided to rewatch the suits pilot after sending that marvey ask and got jumpscared by my girl Karolina!!!! sweetie hiiiii. I think she's only in the pilot but omg I didn't Know it was her. (and lawrence too! but karolina <3)

also I forgot it's actually a really solid pilot?? AND I didn't realise the fucking. harvey being pissy that mike's "playing footsie" with a paralegal and then harvey immediately next scene being like I wasn't gonna let you come to court with me "but then I thought it'd be cruel not to let you witness my greatness" was in the pilot and that's soooo tomgreg 3x7 ken's birthday coded when tom's jealous of greg going after comfrey and then being like "I'm enjoying very much thinking about myself and my own various skills and abilities" like. it's so. 'I'm great look at me and how amazing I am. not her.' (and in that courtroom scene mike has his hand on his mouth just like greg would sdfhhjk)

and also. I swear. harvey's so bi coded. from "if that's too pansy for you" at the beginning; to using two men in an analogy about a sexual relationship and basically being like 'why not? the uniform's a turn on'; to, listen, him and his suit guy have fucked, okay, I'm e x t r a p o l a t i n g, what with the suit guy's reaction and it also being stated harvey's fucked his female PI, too, and is obviously promiscuous and able to "close" anyone. and. like. the double meaning of continuing to flatter his female boss by answering "really hot" to a question he's apparently not listening to but that Question was how his new associate's working out, so like, it's as if he's actually calling mike really hot.

and omg the adoration of his new Play Thing (mike) in this episode ALONE. he finds him so funnnn already (dodging the bullet scene my beloved <3) and he's already fucking possessive of him! and proud! and the fucking. pats. he loves this boyyyyy. (and this boy is playing back!!!)

sorry for coming into your ask box ranting about a ship that's not yours dgfhjs and there's absolutely no pressure to watch at all (I Can shut up) But I just Know you could eat this up so deliciously and tear up any drop of subtext and all the little moments sgfhj from the way you talk about tomgreg

marvey and tomgreg are truly holding hands I think they should double date <3 and maybe hire them

oh my goooood!!! that sounds so good!!! no no don’t shut up please!!! when i watch it i can liveblog it, if you want 🥰 i will absolutely do that i love to analyse stuff like that so much!! YES gawd i agree <3

[forgottenronan]

edmund thought they all knew!!! ommmgggg that internal conflict re: pride vs horror in the battle of m!!!!!! lkajsdkfljsdf honestly that is soooooooo delicious!!! aklsdjfklsjdkfljsd kfjsdkalf; sdkfj kls;dfKLAJSDFKLJ lkajsdfkljds but anyway, we ~do now know how that info all came out, and ronan is not involved (outside being like 'time for an assassination!) so ill just go ahead and *maurice moss voice* 'move on' to that...

bc!!!!! i think cillian probs ~has talked abt all of this now since the ice ball, etc, and so now ronan knows that the dude who sacked malconaire is still haunting the site of his triumph (in ronan's eyes this is defff a gloating move!) and (in ronan's eyes, again) creeping on one of the precious daughters of the man he killed so like!!!!!! we maay have found our first assassination target laksjdfkljsdf esp bc malconaire is soooo close and like????? these are largely peasants ~from malconaore like!!! who knows the terrain etc better than they!!!

so like idk exactly what it'd be (probs fodder for resistance comments in future!) but i think ronan will be looking to make some kinda trap for edmund next time he comes to malconaire so they can kill him akljsfkjsdf cillian: 'could we pls just let him explain to rosie first? i reaaaaally want her to know what happened its an important lesson for her!' ronan: 'oh, you know he's def coming to malconaire in x time span? perfect!' cillian: 'did you not just hear me????' aka edmund's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day incoming ig lkajsdfkljdsjf

not unlike w cassandra, i think this may create some internal strife in the resistance, so idk if it'll come off at all? tho ronan's pr gung-ho so he might try smth even if its just him ~alone idk!! but yeah, like, for example, i ~do think saoirse, at least, will defffff be WILDLY against this bc like????? if edmund turned up murdered in malconaire, you KNOW roderick would NOT wait to find out what happened, first, to just execute justice against the murders, he would want vengeance!!! he would come down like a hammer on malconaire and wipe it from the map!!!!!!!! lakjsdfkljsdf (also edmund would posthumously be declared his heir and one true prince etc etc etc arthur and guin: ...ok...we miss him too...but you ~do realize he really cant inherit atp right?)

but ronan is not at his most reasonable atm!!!! and he's got a place and a time and all that's left is the trap! and, unlike cassandra, he does see edmund as just...fully evil in his own right, and frankly wants vengeance against him, so he really has no moral problem whatsoever w killing him ngl!!! lkajsdklfjsdf cillian will have mixed feelings bc ngl part of him ~does want edmund dead now that he knows he was the general at the battle of m, but also he honestly was kinda touched by/v much respects how edmund handled the whole confession thing???? plus also saoirse will def be pointing out roderick's reaction and obv cillian ~doesn't want ~that!!!

now, i do think if he tries this in rosie's presence (that would def be an accident he def doesn't want rosie having to witness this or anything but given the plan revolves around edmund going to meet up w rosie it could def still happen), she obv would def tryna diffuse the situation!!!! she will be in a lot of personal turmoil given what edmund tells her etc (if he's gotten a chance yet ~to tell her) ofc but i guarantee she doesn't want him violently murdered right in front of her by her not!brother, either!!! (rosie: there's been too much violence and killing already!) and she ~is one of the og malconaire ladies so ronan does ultimately recognize her authority and, frankly more importantly, he loves her like she's his own littlest sister but he does also believe she's being used/manipulated etc so yeah!! it might de-escalate it some degree but idk how itd all go, but yeah idk that she'd even get the chance to be involved frankly that's only if the timing has ~really gotten botched somehow or whatever (which could happen --- rosie might be delayed by valentina being like 'you gotta do some extra chores etc or whatever -- but yeah itd def be a fluke kinda thing) yknow?

so yeah, it might happen that the timing on this is botched so completely that ronan never ends up seeing edmund at all, or that he's talked down (either by edmund or someone else), or that he decides ~not to go through w it, or yeah!! idk that i want him to capture edmund (or if he does, he probs peacefully releases him before anyone at the palace ever realizes hes gone kinda thing?) given we've got that happening w cassandra later on (bc he might later regret ~not having killed edmund, if he ~chooses not to, after roderick's gone on his tear re: the malconaires etc)...he might ultimately just...walk up to him and be like 'yo, leave these girls alone man' if he's already been talked down, perhaps to the point where edmund may not even realize he had ever been in any danger from him??? idk!! i feel like we could go a lot of places w this, if we like any of it? idk, whatcha think?

OOC | Ronan & Edmund

hi! ronan hates edmund! and wants him dead! is there anything he can do? no! he hates him! me: *sob*

honestly he'd say its not personal, but it isssss he frankly wants all the roderick!varmonts to suffer horribly and dieeee bc he thinks that'd be justice for all the suffering astaira has gone through when, in fact...it'd just be more suffering...but ronan isn't in his most rational place, as we all know and he wants revenge and he'll wreak it on anyone he can in an effort to assuage his own pain so -- that's fun!!!!!! edmund is really just having hit after hit w the frost boys huh lkajsdflkjsdjf

im thinking that ronan maybe ~does know that its the raven banner that was at the battle of m, but he does noT talk abt that!!!!!! it was baDDDDD AND im thinking he probs doesn't know edmund ~is the raven prince or anything but if cillian comes in and is like HEY WHICH BANNERS ronan could tell him and then ~he could identify him as edmund

honestly, cillian's instinct won't be to go to ronan bc he knows how messed up ronan is and he doesn't wanna trigger him frankly but yeah! in that cillian, himself, is being triggered, he's def not feeling esp rational and it might come to that who knows!! anyway, if/when everyone eventually unveils edmund as the architect of the battle of m, ronan will hate him even ~more than he currently does and will probs be like TIME TO OBSESSIVELY PLAN AN ASSASSINATION!!!!! im realizing so...yikeS

fortunately for edmund, roderick is v used to these things and has all sorts of precautions but still its fun </3

[tsuki-sennin]

Momo Monday! School appropriate edition!

Can't swear constantly on school grounds! Speaking of which, would this be considered the elusive school festival? Cause if so, I say we go to the haunted house first! Then we can hit the games and grab some cheap, definitely-not-safe-to-eat microwave takoyaki!

Spoilers, I guess...

-First one to get a bajillion points gets to go home. Gotcha.

-Oh look. Prinicpal Allergy. He sneezed so hard he disappeared and sent Haruka back in time to 10 frames or so ago.

-Ok, I know these kinds of allegations can ruin a creator's career, but Haruka, you absolutely should be beating these people up. Or better yet, eat their katsu sandwich right in front of them!

-Subs are pretty cool people! ...well uh, except for this one I had throughout middle school and high school. I think she liked me. Or just as likely, she saw that I was autistic and thought I was a ticking time bomb and therefore decided to be nice to me just in case, but either I've heard through other subs and students who had her that she was pretty racist, so that's a big oof.

-Haruka's look of "Oh God dammit" is something I treasure.

-Soooo... public schools in my home state of Georgia typically have budgets on par with a Robert Rodriguez movie, so a substitute teacher who only accepts food-related bribes as payment is probably a dream come true for the school district I was in.

-Then again, Shinichi seems like one of those teachers who'd make you read ahead.

-Reppin' that NEET Life, amen brother.

-Oh I disagree, money is the sexiest thing ever. I love thinking about all the filthy horrible things it enables.

-...ok, I change my mind, this man reminds me of those teachers who'd have like a bajillion ducks or stuffed dogs or cats on their shelves. Like, I've seen a few of those at my school. This man would have an endless supply of monkies~

-Imagination. The Rainbow Line would be proud.

-Gaming? In class!? How epic.

-Ohhhh, spicy wasabi. He's killing it.

-Oh goddamn! They're really going at it with their alleged partners!

-I'm gonna try!

-You've got a warrior spirit, Haruka-chan!

-Twochers.

-Litterbug.

-Well don't shoot so much, Tsubasa!

-"I'm a mailman!"

-Again and again, he delivers the mail.

-"Ohhhhh, I see. You lost." Said the Professor, having finished eating his imaginary noodles.

-Oh my god, even his undies are peachy.

-No no no, you guys were pretending to make out with hot chicks and play video games in the middle of class. Haruka doesn't have to take any more of your gump.

-Jaywalkers.

-Ayyy, Birdie and Doggie, together in a B-plot! ...er uh... what I assume to be the B-plot.

-"Do you even have friends?"

-"No. I have... accompaniment."

...those festival guys and those dancing ladies must be pretty hurt by that.

-Ohhhhh, what the hell Hatano?! Why do you keep breaking chairs!? Now the arts budget is gonna get clipped because the school board isn't giving up their plans for a scoreboard produced after 2010!

-MOMOI-SENSEI YOU MONSTER

-Shogi Suzuki. They call him... something funny related to shogi, I can't decide which. Maybe his waifu in Persona 5 is Hifumi, idk, it'd be very based of him if that's the truth, but...

-Wow, Tarou's really making a festival out of this.

-Checked.

-"Hey teacher, why do you beat me, other teacher, bird guy, and the doggo up sometimes? Is that like a cultural thing?"

-These dynamics are delicious.

-Oh boy, another challenge episode!

-And yes, these callback jokes, haha, very funny, you spoiled them in the trailer from last episode!

-Though I have a much easier time believing Shinichi could instantly resort to these, to be fair.

-...where'd his shirt go?

-Tongue twisters~!

-I love the students' apathy so much. "Oh great, both of our teachers are super weirdos and friends with the Plagiarist. Maybe if we don't speak up at all,

-Oh hey, this really is just like my old school!

-Don-dammit, we're in school land now.

-It's learning time :)

-Oh, man, I feel that. Spring (I assume is when this takes place, assuming broadcast time period and in-show time are the same) allergies are the worst. ...though strangely, I haven't felt them all April...

-OH MY GOD HE'S BURNING HIS STUDENTS ALIVE THAT'S HORRIBLE

-Fuck you, I hope your allergies make you explode.

-Yeah, definitely a teacher over the age of "suitable to teach children anything other than how to make pipe bombs or racist statements."

-OH HE PUNCHES DOGS

-AND BIRDS!?

-KICK HIS ASS TAROU

-"Uhhh, yeah, how do we beat him up before these innocent schoolchildren burn alive!?"

-Sononi-sama, I do believe that is either the smell of burning paper or the smell of burning human flesh.

-"Sonoza, your laughter sucks and you should feel bad about it." -Sonoi S. Sonoson, 2022.

-"Join us, become our slave, peach boy!"

-...weeeeeeeeeell, if you handsome fellows and that gorgeous lady are willing to hire, I'll do a lot of things for 20 an hour!

-Disciplin't.

-Moooomotaro Zan, Momotaro Zan!

-Ahhhh, yep! Time for ZyuranTyranno's help! ...I wonder if we're ever gonna see a version with VroonDump? That'd be pretty epic of you, Toei, just saying.

-Ohhh, Don Leg Buster do a freezy!

-Hmmm... I believe that's the... Fiveman Avataro Gear? Chikyuu-Ki? Are we gonna get a marketable plushie Greek chorus again?

-Probably not.

-Your manners are abhorrent, Momoi-Tarou.

-And Don-Kaito hangs about.

-"You guys just keep sucking enough to be worth helping get stronger! ...but it's not enough! C'mon, c'mon! Keep up the pace, damn you! Hustle, hustle!"

-Ohhhhhhhhhhh, Wife Focus, Wife Focus, Wife Focus!

-You'd better not say anything mean about her, Inoue.

-I'm only half-joking there, by the way. That being said though, I do look forward to next episode.

[bluepallilworld]

Why so blue?

Chapter 2: yes... "Normal"

>chapter 1<

Once upon a time, there was a delicious little forest.

Here we are again... Hey, hello everyone! It's been a while!

Things happened here so I hope you hold onto your pants because it'll be wild. First important information, we're no longer in the library... Why? I would like to answer "why not" but I'm actually very confused on where the action is meant to take place now...? Because I kinda lost Dilly. I spent all this time searching for him but it seems I was not blessed with luck and never found him... So I gave up, I'll just stick with another person. He could be dead for all I care, I'm not gonna play hide and seek anymore. You hear me, DILLY? HOPE FOR YOU YOU FIND A GREAT HIDING PLACE BECAUSE THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, I'LL PROMISE YOU YOU WON'T LIKE IT!!!

Hum hum, now getting back to business.

The cotton candy clouds in the sky float calmly in the electric blue of the sky. The umbra of a fruit tree covered his eyes and made him sleepy. What a great time to take a much-needed afternoon nap! Things were beginning to blur together when a loud rumble made him jump.

His head jerks right and left before realization hits him like a huge wild boar could have... He was hungry. He could eat anything right now. He was so so soooo hungry. Even if he knows for sure the action won't provide any comfort, he opened his big muzzle full of teeth and shout the louder possible: "MY FUR FOR A STEAK!"

It was impossible to know what was the loudest. The rumble of his stomach? Or the growl of displeasure who settled in his throat? It'd be a miracle if anyone in the woods didn't hear it. The animal turned around, ears twitching with the movement.

"What's on the menu today?"mumbles the wolf.

Yeah it's a wolf and, since I don't know his name for now, I'll call him Wolfy. We'll follow Wolfy for the moment. Because I find nothing else beside this big wolf in this cursed sweet forest. It's a weird wolf so perhaps we'll see interesting things...

His fur is chocolate and ash. He stands principally on two paws and not four and wears a strange purple cloth around his tummy. It makes me kinda think of an apron...

So far I haven't learned a lot about him otherwise the fact he is pretty much always hungry and definitively not the sharpest knife.

So the wolf... He didn't move an inch... It'll be easier than with the puppet it seems! Good!

He stared at a tree, his eyes empty. Or rather he stared at a procession of ants on the trunk. I swear if he's thinking about eating it, I'm gonna lose it. He suddenly got a little closer and leaned toward the insects like he's pondering what to do. He's going to do it... Oh I can't... Dude you're gonna have a bad surprise if you accomplish this project of yours...

The canine launched himself into the tree trunk and inhaled some ants bright like ruby with his long tongue. He took a moment to lick his muzzle before collapsing happily on the ground.

His happiness is however cut short by a dazzling sensation of fire in his throat and then his tummy. He shot up quickly and runned to the closest river he can think of but not without hurting his head against some sturdy branch. The big sound of splash he provoke jumping head over heels in the water disturbed the fish who go instantly hiding behind big rocks while the dumb-one-who-didn't-think-fire-ants-name-was-not-just-to-be-pretty drinks loudly to ease up the burning sensation who lingers.

Why did I choose him to follow again? It isn't interesting if I pity him. Maybe I should seek someone better...

Wolfy straightened his fluffy ears suddenly and stopped his strange dance in the water.

A noise. Someone's walking toward him. He crouches the most possible and waits.

The thump of shoes became louder progressively. A bit of something the color of strawberry under the sun catches the eyes of the predator. Now, only his eyes can be seen peeking between the reeds.

A girl wrapped in a red cape pops up in a corner of his vision's field shortly after.

The stillness of his body could make blush the greatest statue. The red person continues to walk slowly across the glade, the figure devoid of any emotional fluke. When she walked by the hidden wolf, a distinctive smell reached the nostrils of hungry belly. JAM and TOAST.

His tail broke the silent truce of stillness and began to wag through the air. Icy blue eyes fell upon the stirring thing and the girl let out a sigh. She never encountered worse than him when it comes to being stealthy.

She put her basket on the ground and took three steps away from it. She didn't have to wait long before a being appeared with great noises of water and launched itself on the basket. Basket she fetched just in time for the wolf to crash on its previous location in a hurtful yelp. The human chuckles a bit at the ashamed animal.

"What a dumb dog you are..." She said quietly looking in his big eyes full of repressed tears.

Now the ears so proud earlier were stuck on the fuzzy head of the "dog". The girl walked away happy with herself.

When the walking tomato disappeared from the field, Wolfy let himself fall back on the grass, dreaming about toast and jam and jam and toast but also jammed toast and toasted jam.

He rolled a bit and now his mouth is full of green stuff. He doesn't want to eat grass. He already tried and the taste is awful. He stood up suddenly to shout.

"YOU'RE A DUMB MEAT, YOU KNOW?!!!". He didn't expect an answer but unfortunately... he got one.

"My, my... First time I hear you talk." A sickly sweet voice whispered behind him.

Wolfy turned around so fast he saw stars and just here stood up his worst nightmare. The tomato girl stared at him like he got a third head growing on his neck.

"But I-I saw you leave." The words kept getting caught in his throat.

"I can be fast and silent when I want, unlike some big good-to-nothing." These words don't have any difficulties cutting through the air in the direction of his addressee.

The wolf stayed silent and kept his eyes on the reddish hood to avoid the scary empty eyes.

"And now. You can't no longer talk... Hmm. What a waste of time!" She kept her gaze on him the entire time.

"Lea-leave me alone..." His voice was so low and soft like nobody is supposed to hear it... But she heard it.

"Don't you dare play the victim with me! You tried to eat me the first time we met!" To say she was angered was a euphemism.

"Not my fault, you looked tasty..." This time she didn't catch it.

"Perhaps I should call this hunter again... What do you think? Has your fur regrown after the last time?" She put a finger on his chest and made him stick his back to the rough surface of a tree.

His paws tightened on the purple fabric around his pelvis while bad memories run in circles in his mind making him shudder uncontrollably. The smirk of the girl feeling more and more demonic for him.

His legs finally gave out and he fell on a shivering mess. He doesn't know how long he stayed like that half-expecting to be beaten up by tiny feet.

But nothing happened. The sound stayed out. He wasn't in full panic since he could still breathe fairly easily so he didn't understand why he couldn't hear anything from the angry little girl.

Did she leave? Please be gone.

The canis lupus opened his eyes slowly to peek on what's happening and shocked, surprise written all over his face.

The angry tomato girl is still here but no movement can be shown by her body. Her finger is suspended on his way to the wolf's former position. He stood up on shaky legs and looked around. A good part of the forest had vanished into thin air and the color of the rest seemed to be fading bit by bit.

The silence was total as the wolf strained his ears to capture any sound.

So, of course, when a tiny bell tinkle one time, he shouted "waffle" and just .... He tripped.

@diofasolia @dragon-tamer-1 @yuriyuruandyuraart here is the 2nd chap' ^^