#OH Gumi my beloved

[iwantsomefries]

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS DESIGN IS SO GOOD??? OH MY GOD

GUMI 🥕

[butterscotch-brigade]

i just realized i kin a lot of green characters huh

[whoskimii]

megumi my beloved <3 feel free to send requests!!

⋆౨ৎ˚ notes > megumi x you. fluff!! 'gumi is sick so you take care of him <3 grumpy cat as usual. tell me if i missed anything!! ^^ ౨ৎ warning : you may have butterflies in your belly while reading this!! 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔

megumi felt weird and he didn't like that. he had been having migraines and had the need to throw up. he was sick.

he hated being sick. of course, who liked feeling bad ? he knew he was going to take care of himself without telling anyone because he hated other people helping him. he didn't need anyone. he had himself, and that was enough for him.

but of course, you were here. and he knew you'd eventually notice his state at some point or another. you'd want to help him. megumi would be lying if he said he didn't want your help. you were the only one he'd accept help from.

but he also didn't want you to get sick, so God forbid you being in the same room as his sick ass. he'd rather be sick twice in a row than contaminating you.

when the door to his bedroom creaked open, he internally cringed. he knew it was you. "hi, 'gumi," you greeted with a little smile on your face. "i—" you stopped as you noticed him, still in bed at two p.m.

you instantly knew something was wrong. megumi ? still in bed ? at two p.m. ? yeah, no, something was definitely wrong.

you approached him, and megumi cringed for the second time. "don't." he murmured. "don't. you'll get sick." your eyes slightly widened. "oh, you're sick... wait."

he frowned as you approached despite him advising you otherwise. you sat beside him and leaned closer. when megumi felt your lips on his warm forehead, he let out a sigh. "i told you not to approach."

you couldn't help but roll your eyes. "i know. i heard, m'not deaf." at your words, megumi scoffed. "yeah ? why did you still approach, then ?" his question was dumb. like, really dumb. "you're sick and you think i'm not gonna take care of you ? silly."

despite his grumpiness, multiplied because of his state, he didn't stop the little smile that pulled at the corner of his lips. he didn't want to. "yeah, i may be silly. but you're even sillier."

you smiled. "maybe. but you love me." megumi scoffed. "i do."

yeah, perhaps he actually needed someone. you.

i need him bark barK (,,>ヮ<,,)!

⋆˚࿔ kimi 𝜗𝜚˚⋆

[lovinglylibelle]

—why do you not have a cat shikigami?

-navigation || masterlist-

fushiguro megumi x reader || fluff

requests: OPEN

description: the title says it all

Today was a boring day, and with no missions and nowhere to go, you decided to bother your beloved boyfriend, Megumi.

You were currently lying on his bed with your head hanging from the edge of it as you looked at the Divine dog that was lying down peacefully in front of you.

"Megumi?"

"Hmm?"

"Why do you not have a cat shikigami?" you asked, sitting up and facing him.

"Huh?" he asked, looking up from the book he was reading.

"Like you know how there is Nue, Orochi, Gama, Bansho, Cookie..." you recalled, naming the ones you remembered as you ruffled "cookie"'s fur.

"Cookie?" Megumi asked, confused

"I am still working on that," you shook your head, mentally scratching the name off your list.

"No but like, what i mean is that you literally have so many animals as your shikigami and yet there isn't a cat."

"And thats a problem because...?" The book that he was holding now closed and by his side as he watched you, amused at your antics.

"Because cats are amazing! They're independent, smart, and honestly... they remind me of you." Megumi couldn't help but blush at that, proud that you thought of him like that and glad that you didn't see his face in the midst of your reverie.

"You are literally exactly like a cat, Gumi. It would have been such a perfect fit... right, star?" you asked, cupping the little face of 'star' who looked at you innocently.

"Is Totality not enough for you?" he teased as you gaped at him, bewildered that he would even suggest such a thing.

Megumi was having the time of his life as he watched you struggle with a small smirk.

Cute.

"That's such a stupid name and i love my Star very much,"

You moved next to Megumi, sitting by his side as you continued,

"i just thought that it would have been nice to have a cat playing around the house, much better than that Mahoraga anyway."

"That's fair... i guess its because the previous curse users didnt really think about it or something?" he said, entertaining the little setback that you were experiencing.

"That's very cat-phobic of them, honestly. How can anybody forget cats?" you said with a dramatic flair but truly, how can anybody forget cats? they are majestic and just perfect.

Megumi laughed, shaking his head at your anger. He found it adorable but he would never tell you that. He noticed that you were now sulking with a little pout on your lips and before he could think it through, the words tumbled out of his mouth.

"We could always adopt..." he suggested, looking at you for a reaction.

And with the way he saw your eyes light up and your head whip towards him, he knew that he said just the right thing.

"Are you serious!?" you asked, excitement coursing through you with that little hope.

He nodded. Really, he would adopt a cat if it meant you'd be happy. He would do anything to make you happy. Besides, Megumi would be lying if he said that he didn't watch funny cat videos on his phone all the time. He liked the thought of having a cat.

"Yeah, it'll take some time but we can adopt a rescue cat."

"Oh my god! Megumi, thats so-" you squealed, your excitement mingling with a deep sense of affection for him.

As if feeling your excitement, Totality too, started to happily wag his tail in excitement.

You cooed at the dog, watching him with a loving smile as Megumi put his arm around you.

"You are amazing." you said, snuggling into Megumi who was admiring his shikigami too.

He pretended to have not heard it though, otherwise it would have been quite hard to hide the blush that was forming on his face.

God, you're going to be the death of him, he thought, as he glanced at you, now talking excitedly to Totality.

And he couldn't help the small smile tugging at his lips. He was glad that you were happy... it made him happy.

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a/n: idk how i thought if this but i just love cats and Megs reminds me of them. (i am thinking of making this a series, megumi and his shikigamis x you or something...} if you like this, please like and reblog, it would mean a lot 🤍🎀 click on the title for more!!

[mikobeautifulheart]

Stalker

Well more like attempted kidnapper.

TW: Stalker/kidnapper and drug use (once)

It all started when you and were sent on mission to an abandoned building, they suspected a special grade curse in there holding a few people hostage.

You managed to get all hostages out of the building but one, it was a risk but you had to make sure that if anyone died it was the curse or you. You fought and did kill the curse, helping the last hostage out of the building yourself.

You sighed and sat on a bench out side waiting to gather enough strength to walk home. It was then you felt a shadow Infront of you.

"Oh hey, are you okay? There is medical assistance over near that car there if your injured, maybe you should just get checked out instead."

"I-I'm okay. Look, I just wanted to thank you , I really thought I was going to die back there and if it weren't for you then I wouldn't be here right now."

Coming down from your adrenalin you took a closer look at the guy. He was slim and taller then you, but he looked weak like he hadn't eaten in days. That may as well have been the case; he could have been stuck there for days before they found the curses precense.

"Eh don't worry 'bout it, it's my job. And take this." You said tossing him a snack you had in your pocket.

He caught it and smiled at you.

With that you smiled back and began to walk back. As you walked you thought you felt an odd presence, not cursed energy but something else lingering on your skin.

It was probably nothing just you being tired...

As soon as you got back to the dorms you went straight to Megumi, your beloved boyfriend, who spent the rest of the night with you curled up next to him in his bed while playing with your hair.

You wake up to see Megumi getting dressed. That's right now it's Megumi's turn.

"Wait gumi, gimmie a sec and I'll go with you" you mumbled half asleep.

"No y/n today you should sleep in, not like Gojo is going to teach any classes anyway." He said sitting on the edge of the bed to tie his shoes.

"Just rest today okay? We'll talk when I get back." With that he walked out the door and you heard it lock behind him.

You had to admit it was nice to get some rest in.

After waking up late to class you were walking around the field yourself, waiting for everyone to show up for training. You felt you phone go off in your hand showing that you had a message.

Who was the guy this morning?

It was such a random message and when you inspected it further and saw that it was from an unknown number.

You nervously paced around in circles before you brought your thoughts together. Worst case sanario you get worked up and it was just a bad prank by Nobora and you'd have to beat her in your training session.

Is he your boyfriend?

No, you refuse to play along. For now you would just ignore the number.

Why won't you answer me?

"Y/N!" Nobora shouted getting your attention. You saw her and everyone else walk toward the field smiling.

So it was a joke.

Why were you so nervous, are those your friends?

But no one in the group was holding a phone...

You decided to forget about it, you were safe now that you were with people.

Teaning ended and you walked back to rhe dorms with everyone else before taking a shower and getting dressed.

Image attached

You opened the message to see a picture if you wrapped in your towel.

The blood drained from your face.

Is it okay if I come in?

You heard a knock at the door before the sound of the door knob being rattled filled the room.

You almost screamed before you heard Megumi on the other side.

"Y/n are you in there? I lost my keys on a mission."

You sighed in relife, finally you could be safe. You opened the door to see Megumi looking at you worriedly.

"Did something happen?" he questioned.

Was it really that obvious?

"Uh no? Anyway Megumi what about our mission this afternoon?"

"Yeah we'll leave for that soon, just give me 15 minutes."

You were glad you had Megumi on the mission kr it would ahem taken way longer. The vast part was probably the fact you got to go back to the dorms together.

"I'll go do a final check and then tell ichiji were done here." Megumi said gutting up from his spot next to you leaving you a water bottle that you were grateful for.

You were exhausted now, closing your eyes you listened to the breeze pushing the trees around. It was harmonic making you close your eyes and drift off for a moment.

A sting ran down your neck as you felt something poke it...hard. you sat up headooking side to side. You almost punched someone in the face when you realised there was a guy next to you.

"Hey y/n. Remember me? I was just wondering if you had anything going on with that other guy."

"What? Who are you?" Your thoughts become clearer and you did recognise the guy, it was the hostage you saved the other day.

"Oh you, you scared me." You went down to reach your water bottle before he handed it to you smiling.

"Yeah, so who is that guy your always with?"

"My boyfriend, Megumi? How do you know I'm always with him? I haven't seen you around since the abandoned building."

"I know. But I've seen you alot."

A shiver ran down your spine when you realised this guy is probably trouble.

"I think I need to leave now" you said standing up before falling to your knees.

What was going on. You looked at the bench before seeing two water bottles, you drank out of one that didn't have the same label as the one Megumi gave you.

Shit.

Your body felt heavy and it became harder to move, the guy got on his knees infront of you.

He put his hand under your chin getting a better look at your face, eyes almost closed.

"You don't deserve all that's happening to you, or that rat your dating. He dosent appreciate you the way I do."

"N...no" you mumbled as he got behind you and tied your hands painful tight.

"Don't worry, you'll never have to see him again."

"Meh...megu"

He threw you over his shoulder and walked toward the forest, your head was strong enough to hopelessly watch as the bench got further away.

You couldn't stay awake much longer, you were trapped panicking in your unresponsive body. All you could do was close your eyes as he carried you away.

A line of light slipped past he blinds as your eyes started to open. Your mind went straight back to the moment you were knocked out and immediately you sat up ready to fight. You took quick shallow breaths as you heard foot steps down the hall getting closer. Eventually the door creaked slowly before you shot up and kicked it closed hard sending g the person on the otherside into the wall.

"STAY AWAY FROM ME!" You yelled through the door.

"Y/n? Calm down okay, your safe now, it's me Megumi. Your in your dorm room see? Look around." The muffled voice said on the other side.

Not even hesitating you opened the door at the sound of his voice and wrapped your arms tightly around his chest.

"Megumi I was scared, I didn't want to leave. I didn't know how but I think he dugged me and-"

You started to sob into his chest as he embraced you back.

"It's okay now, I would never let you go. From now on if anything happens ir scares you I'll be here okay?" He whispered softly in your ear.

Just as you were being carried away Megumi came back, he summoned he demon dogs to track your scent before he found the guy a nearly beat him to death. He picked your unconscious body up, wiping a tear off your cheek before carrying you back to the car like you were as fragile as glass. He laid your head on his shoulder and pushed strands of hair out of your face.

He won't admit it to you but he nearly cried when you didn't respond to his words.

"I'll never let you go."

You nodded as he picked you up and carried you onto your bed, tracing circles on your back and pressing kisses to your head.

THANK YOU FOR READING ♡

Tagged: @hatake05 @pinkbunnysblog

AUTHOURS NOTE: got a little of track form the original idea soo..reblogs are welcomed and have a Good whatever time <3

[wompwompwrote]

Conflicted

Sooooo this is my first time writing fan fiction so I'm sorry if it's awful!!!!

Warnings: None <3

WC: 616 (Teeny Tiny.)

I'll probs write a part two!

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Megumi does not like you. 

You’re absolutely aggravating. The way you speak, your mannerisms, even the way you breathe– just gets under his skin. Honestly, he doesn’t understand how you’re so beloved to everyone! You're apparently everyone’s best friend, yet how can they not see how irritating you are?

What’s even more troublesome, is that you’re constantly on his mind. Only because he hates you, not any other reason of course! When he reveals this to Yuuji, the response he gets is far from the one he expected. 

———— 

“Honestly dude, it sounds like you have a crush.” Yuuji shrugs, not giving much thought to Megumi’s predicament.

This leaves Megumi reeling. A crush? On her? Absolutely not. 

“No. There’s no way dumbass. You guys just don’t notice how fucking irritating she is because she’s got you all wrapped around her stupid little finger.”

Yuuji looks up from his phone, staring Megumi down. 

“Listen dude, literally no one here has ever had an issue with her. This really does sound like a you problem. All of the things you listed that are “wrong” about her just sounds like you’re looking for reasons to hate her.” Yuuji sighs, hoping that he can knock some sense into Megumi’s thick skull. 

“I agree with Yuuji!”

Megumi’s head whips around, only to spot Nobara standing in the doorway, hands full with plastic bags containing chinese take out.

“How much did you hear?” He cringes, awaiting her answer. 

“Just about everything! You’ve got some serious issues, Megs. Y/N’s the lovelist, prettiest, and coolest gal ever.” Nobara lets out a huff as she sets the bags down. Yuuji greedily snatches one of the bags, dodging Nobara’s trying to swat him away. 

“Oh! I have a perfect idea! Why don’t we invite Y/N over to eat with us?” Nobara squeals, and Megumi believes the universe may actually be against him. 

“If you invite her, I’ll leave.”

“Oh, shush Megumi!” She throws her hands up, annoyed with her friend’s behavior. 

Cheeks flaring red, Megumi slinks out of Yuuji's room. He was on a mission to forget his conversation with Yuuji even happened. Unfortunately, as he sulks off to his own room, he runs into his most hated foe– Y/N. 

“Oh hi, ‘Gumi! I haven’t seen you around recently! How are you?” Y/N asks while a bright smile on her face, eyes shining, teeth gleaming. Looking at her made Megumi’s throat constrict, for reasons of annoyance, certainly. 

“I’m well.” He chokes out. He swiftly moves around her, attempting to go to his own room. However, before he could go any farther, a hand clamped down on his wrist prevented him from doing so. 

“So– I have a question. Could we train together some time? I-it’s just that I think you’d be a great sparring partner and we haven’t actually sparred together before so I just think it would be…productive? Also, I’ve sparred with literally everyone here before except you and I don’t want you to think I’m avoiding you and oh my gosh I’m so sorry I’m rambling!” To save herself from embarrassment, Y/N hides her face and burning cheeks in her hands. 

Her rant leaves Megumi speechless. He didn’t know what to say, but he supposed he should say yes, but only because it would be productive to spar with her. 

“Fine.”

Y/N claps and smiles widely. “Yay! How does 10 AM tomorrow sound? Perfect? Perfect! It’s a date!” After establishing what time they’d be meeting, Y/N bounces away to Nobara’s room. 

“Um- Nobara isn’t in her room, she’s in Yuuji’s.”

“Oh, Thanks! See ya tomorrow, ‘Gumi!”  

 Megumi is left feeling conflicted, and weirdly nervous for the day ahead.

[colourstreakgryffin]

🥲🫀Heyy Bestie can I request a Toji + Daddy's Girl like we're his 6yr old daughter and were just so clingy with him and love him so dearly and we follow him around a LOT and calls us his little crybaby every damn time we cry him to not go to work, or if he leaves the bed to go do something. I got daddy issues I just wanna be HELD

Of course, loves! I’d be honoured to write this for you and I hope you like my work! Toji would have been a good papa if he was given a normal life!

Here you go, @ryomens-vixen!

Fushiguro Toji- Little Crybaby

“Daddy! Daddy!” Toji jolted a bit in shock as his defensive instincts kicked in and he spun around to locate the source of the voice but his slight alert faded away. He figured he knew exactly who it was but that didn’t mean he wasn’t going to let his guard down just incase

Dropping to his knees instantly, he unfolded his arms so you could run to him properly

“Dadddddyy! Don’t leave me!” You sobbed weakly with tight balling fists, clinging onto his skin-tight midnight training shirt to pull him closer to you in his warm big bear hug. You didn’t want your father go out to work at all, you wanted him to stay in the house and play with him

Toji smiled gently as he pats down your hair in soft strokes before he used the sweetest tone he could manage. “Oh, my little crybaby”

You pouted puffily at your father’s nickname, tugging on his top needy and desperate to be with your beloved father at all means. “Stay with me, Daddy! Please, Daddy!” You begged for Toji to obey your cute, high-pitched voiced commands but he simply shook his head in refusal

“Daddy can’t stay, precious. Daddy must make money for you, your Mommy, Miki and Gumi” Toji explained gently whilst he used the adorable nicknames you made for your older siblings, picking you up from your waist and rising to his feet

You have been like this, the second you could open your very own eyes. Ever since you were born, you were Toji’s precious daddy’s little girl and before you could even walk, you followed him around as being a total of 5 feet from him for too long would end up killing you. You love him so much that you can’t stand Toji going away from your bedroom after tucking you into bed for too long

“Daddy! Please! No!” You cry heavily, cuddling against Toji in hopes your clingy loveliness would make him reconsider the choice he had no choice on. He truly did want to stay with all three of his children and play with his younger daughter but he just can’t

His heart broke at your own heartbreak as he gently placed you into your mother’s arms during the moment he pressed a loving kiss onto her lips. Your sore, puffy teary eyes washed him over with a stream of overwhelming guilt, it hurt…

“I promise, my little crybaby. I will bring back a gift for you and come home as soon as I can”

[1lenii]

Jealous!Gojo x F!Reader x Platonic!Toji

Gojo being so cute at the end this is litterally gojo being picked on and at by toji!! Fluff!! Possibly messy!! Enjoy!!

Sorry for the unannounced hiatus, I’ve had some difficulties..!!

Gojo was the honored one. The best of the best, there’s no way his girl would leave him for *him*… right?

Gojo is a few feet away from Y/N, he had parked the car and next to her was a oddly familiar tuff of black hair

Gojo isn’t insecure yet that was the only way to describe what he felt.. hatred even and more or less disgust

He didn’t NOT trust his beloved but he’s a male the urges(bare with me)

Gojo kept watching what felt like hours was only a few minutes in the drivers seat of his girlfriends car

Scoffing gojo opens the car door exiting and strutting over to the pair hiding his presence in the process

Looming over Y/n, he stares the guy down, he’s not taller then himself yet the difference is barely noticeable due to the muscle mass

“Big…” gojo thinks to himself, only for his vibrant blue orbs to be met with dark blue ones.

Still not sensing the the tall man behind her Y/n brings her hand to her best friends face waving infront of him

“Earth to toji, you there?”

Not wanting to rat out the man behind his best friend, for his own amusements, he shoos the man always while grabbing Y/n by her waist leading her else where, along the cobble stone path down to ice cream parlor that was serving couples, children’s and many more ice cream, matching the flavor to the color of their clothing

Toji orders for two halting Y/n whos abt to pay and pays the man while leading her to a near by bench, giving the looming platinum blonde haired man a nice view of what was about to happen next.

“You still could have let me pay for mines you know?”

“A lady should never pay when with a man, even if you are a brat”

“And your any better?”

“Yea more stable”

“..oka mr I beef with my own 6 y/o”

The two kept throwing soft insults to one another not sensing the dark presence by the ice cream parlor, scaring and shooing away anyone who comes near..

“Uh that will be $3 sir..”

scowling gojo pats himself searching for his wallet only to find it gone..

‘Pickpocketed? There’s. There’s no way, I the Satoru gojo would get..’

Wronggg and pickpocketed he did he looks around the ground visually retracing his steps till his vibrant eyes meet the black leather from the man from earliers hand.

Trying to cover up the embarrassment gojo chuckles awkwardly “do you accept card”

Chuckling himself the ice cream man goes under the makeshift desk and pulls out digital register

“Thanks..” gojo mumbles walking away to the car deciding it’s Oka to leave the girl with her frd, feeling some type of defeat even if he got his wallet took, his gf isn’t slow, or if anything he’ll replace he is gojo after all

(5:45pm)

*** toji bonding time

It’s gotten a lil darker with the sun being clouded and Y/N and toji have been looking at a few stores some of which they came out with bags or food.

“THIS THE ONE. THISSS THEEES ONEE”

Y/n says grabbing Tojis built shoulders shaking him back and forth looking star eyes at the Big. Ass. Stuffy. Sitting on display in the window

Y/n rushes into the store toji grunts from the bags he’s being forced to carry yelling at the girl to slow down.

“What do you mean there’s no more..”

“I’m sorry ma’am, we ran out earlier this afternoon around 6:00”

“Oh.. well alright thank you! Do you know when you’ll b restocked”

“I’m sorry ma’am, we’ve terminated the sponsor due to some unknown activities, if you’d like we can hook you up with the smaller versions!”

Y/n physically slumps in her spot thanking the lady before turning to leave and go meet toji who’s been struggling at the many bags on his body

“So?”

“There all out”

“Karma”

“For?”

“Making carry all these bags like a servant”

“You are one you monkey.”

Toji give her a disgusted look continuing to walk ahead to soon drop her off at her apartment

“Thank you toji, tell lil baby gumi I said hi” y/n says babying her voice

“Like he’ll understand I’ll see you next week”

“Oh and toji” y/n says before letting the man walk away “you might wanna find a way to pay the money you used back—“

“Check your bags it’s in there somewhere”

With a final breath Y/n closes the door to find her boyfriend slumped over the stuffy she wanted from earlier with a blue card in his hand.

“I’m sorry if I did anything to upset you, making you feel like you had to see someone else to feel complete, I love you a lot y/n and I don’t wanna loose you, I hope you accept this :) having one customly made so we can match”

Y/n frowns at the thought of gojo being jealous let alone insecure, kneeling down beside him and gently waking him up

“Baby..?”

“Hi papa, im sorry,, I didn’t want you to feel like that”

Gojo Js grunts a hummed no and pulls her down onto the carpeted floor with him and hugs her tightly

“I’m never letting you go.”

“Ofc you won’t.. I won’t either”

[taatsums]

Kafka Oguro SR - Genius Engineer: Kafka and The Magical Fish

Part 1

📍 HAMA House, Living room

Kaede: … Ahh, that was fun~! “Robot Stars” was such a good movie~!

Kafka: We just watched it because it was playing on the TV, but we both got hooked.

Kaede: I’m so glad we had the day off, now we can relax and feel more motivated!

Kaede: So that’s what a steampunk movie’s like.

Kaede: I’d heard of the genre before, but I didn’t know any details. Did you, Kafka?

Kafka: Yeah. Steampunk is part of the science fiction genre.

Kafka: The settings seem to have gotten more complicated lately, but… The basic idea is that they’re works set in a place where “steam engines have developed to the point of being all-purpose”.

Kafka: As a matter of fact, everyone’s beloved “Spirited Away to the Valley in the Sky” could also fall under the steampunk genre. (1)

Kaede: Really!? I had no idea…

Kaede: We watched it at a screening at the hospital, didn’t we? We all went “POTHARU!” together. (2)

Kafka: We did! I didn’t know about it at first, you had to tell me about it.

Kafka: (I was too embarrassed to do it, but then you held my hand…)

Kafka: Fufu, that’s a nice memory ♪

Kafka: Ah, speaking of “Spirited Away to the Valley in the Sky”…

Part 2

📍 HAMA House, Living room

Kafka: Speaking of “Spirited Away to the Valley in the Sky”…

Kafka: Do you remember, Chief-chan?

Kafka: You gave me a tin fish that looked like it was straight out of that movie.

Kaede: I remember. I had bought the same one for myself.

Kaede: Oh, you still have yours!

Kafka: Of course I do ♪

Kafka: You asked me to give it a name, so I named it after the movie’s protagonist. It’s still on display at my family home.

Kaede: Really? I’m happy you still treasure it so much.

Kafka: Of course I do. I mean, this is something you gave…

[Yukikaze walks in]

Kafka: …me.

Yukikaze: You two look like you’re having fun. What are you talking about?

Kaede: We’re talking about the tin fish souvenirs I bought in the past. I gave you one too, didn’t I, Yuki-nii?

Kafka: Wh…!

Yukikaze: Yeah. It’s still displayed at my family home, of course.

Yukikaze: Whenever I see a fish leisurely floating around, I think of you when you’re travelling.

Kafka: (I think I’m getting déjà vu…)

Kafka: (Now hold on!)

Kafka: (Yukikaze has once again… once again gotten in the way of me and Chief-chan matching…!)

Kafka: (And what’s worse, I ended up matching with him, too…!)

Kaede: No matter how many years pass, it’s always nice to be able to share the tales of my travels in the form of souvenirs.

Kaede: I’ll keep buying nice stuff I see on my travels!

Kafka: … Alright, I’ll be looking forward to them.

Kafka: (Well, I guess the three of us match now? It’s still something Chief-chan gave me, isn’t it? It’s still an important treasure, right?)

Kafka: (And I’ve got lots more matching stuff with him other than the tin fish!)

Kafka: (That’s right… I could give him a gift he’ll only be matching with me.)

Kafka: (Yeah. Next time we travel, I’ll…)

Yukikaze: … Okay. I got it, Kafka.

Kafka: Huh?

Yukikaze: Leave it to me. We’re having gyoza tonight.

Kafka: Just so we’re both on the same page, where did you get the gyoza idea from?

Yukikaze: You were making a face like you wanted to eat gyoza.

Kafka: What kind of face is that!? Well, now that you mention it, I do want to eat it, so I’ll eat it!

Kaede: Ahaha. Good for you, Kafka. Now I want to eat some, too!

Kafka: Chief-chan…

Kafka: (Just getting to eat gyoza with you is something to look forward to in and of itself…)

Kafka: … Well, it’s fine.

NOTES:

(1) i used shunin-gumis's translation for this (chapter 13 of l4mps main story side A), the title of this movie is a mash-up of three studio ghibli movies: spirited away, nausicaa of the valley wind, and laputa: in the castle sky

(2) again from shunin-gumis's translation of chapter 13, this is originally "PANYOSU", a play on the spell "BARUSU" (balse)

[oceanwithouthermoon]

thinking about the saiki k girls with matching trademark vocaloids, as in they all assign each other as a vocaloid and get matching keychains, shirts, etc.

kokomi miku, kuriko luka, chisato teto (idc that shes not a vocaloid), chiyo meiko, mikoto gumi, imu rin or neru? also not technically vocaloid but hush

OH UNLESS WE WANNA INCLUDE SUZUMIYA ??? MY BELOVED ?? then hii would get gumi and maybe miko would get neru

[fwuitbewwies]

time to look at the scores :D

teams:

despite red making it into dodgebolt like they were decently widely predicted, they only got there thanks to a miraculous sot, and 3 teams were tailing them with <600 coins of difference, so the balance there is nice. On the other hand yellow wtfffff is that lead. I know it's a strong team but dang.

indivs:

-fruit on the cusp of 4k, with just a bit better luck he could have done it easily with that insane 900 coin sky battle

-fbm keeps popping off my beloved

-purpled 3rd on a 7th place team no one can take this man outta the top spots

-punz top frag on red s tier deniers in shambles

-SHADOUNE 8TH

-OWENGE 9TH !!!!

-The fact that lowest place in yellow is oli at 14th which is still incredible is insane.

-oh hey scott 12th nice

-Tubbo 22nd on a 10th place team and who knows how drunk nice

-Impulse 23rd and Aimsey 24th are very good placements :))) proud of them

-same with gumi 29th and scar 30th!!!

-etho 32nd and his team 4th place and almost in dodgebolt in a first mcc is very good!

[crehador]

Do you have any double date birdgun & icsm hc’s? 🥺

BOY OH BOY DO I EVER

thank u anon i absolutely love this sort of ask

so one of my most beloved hcs is mtc+ichiro end up living together post-canon after the drbs (won't go too into detail about how that comes to be bc it's a fic i do hope to write one day)

and in that context i can imagine some moments like

breakfast:

rio and ichiro become fast friends and workout buddies after getting to know each other a bit better, and go on early morning runs together samatoki and jyuto get to sleep in a little longer, but are always up to greet them with coffee and sleepy kisses when they get back the four of them cook together and have breakfast around the fire pit out in the yard (ichiro has been gently teaching rio what is and isn't an ingredient)

lunch:

when jyuto's working a big case and/or samatoki's dealing with major katen-gumi issues, they sometimes have to leave home super early or don't even have time to sleep at home the night before so ichiro and rio bring their bentos to their offices on those days, and samatoki and jyuto always take the time to snap a picture of their food and text it to each other like "my aisai bento is better than yours" "your aisai bento has a lizard in it dumbass" one day ichiro and rio are also in a hurry and after cooking they each grab the wrong bento and samatoki ends up with the one with [redacted] in it but still eats it all because he thinks ichiro made it (but i mean he loves his bros so he would also eat it even if he knew rio made it)

dinner:

i can see them having a regularly scheduled double date, like a proper double date out at a nice restaurant and all, once every two weeks or something like that (though sometimes it feels date-y, sometimes they just feel like a friend group out for food) after a few drinks, samatoki and jyuto maybe both get a lot more tactile and even competitive about how many kisses and cuddles they can get in a semi-public place (answer: a lot of kisses and cuddles, their boyfriends are so doting lol)

that's all for specifically uhh i'll call it house!verse or something (i just have big big big mtc+bb found family feels in general)

as for more general birdgun + icsm hcs...

not exactly a double date but i will always love the mental image of samatoki and jyuto getting into an argument and ichiro and rio just each picking one of them up and physically carrying them away to let them cool their heads

(even funnier version: samatoki and jyuto get into one of those cartoonish fights where they just become a cloud of dust and smoke with a limb occasionally popping out, ichiro and rio dive in to each grab one of them and come out with the wrong one lol)

also hc when samatoki brings ichiro out with him and rijyu for the first time and is like "yeah so... we're dating now" i can see jyuto just giving them a scathing look like "really? you can do better" and samatoki being like "HEY?! ICHIRO IS AWESOME" and jyuto just hits him with an "i know. i was talking to him."

and, last but certainly not least, beach date! obsessed with the idea of them all going on a beach trip together (though realistically that would probably be less of a double date and more of a family outing because of course they would take jiro saburo and nemu too)

but like getting a little too competitive over beach volleyball is of course a must lol

then later ichiro and rio each bringing over a big thing of shaved ice to share with their partner (samatoki and jyuto getting a little too competitive about that too, racing to see which team finishes first, all of them lying on the sand moaning about brain freeze when the younger siblings come over to be like wtf are those nerds doing)

team effort to bury rio in the sand while he takes a nap (he is the sand guardian guardian of the sand)

also sand sculpture competition where ichiro gets really pumped about the idea of making a miku and samatoki has to patiently explain to him "ichi you are having creation ideas above my skill level" and they end up making like a rough imitation of ichiro's speakers or something instead then turn around and find that rio and jyuto have made a neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon structurally sound military bunker somehow

and taking a boat out for some scuba diving! all sorts of docile sea creatures coming up to actual disney princess rio to say hello, jyuto staying a wary distance away but filming everything with a gopro, samatoki and ichiro keeping a closer eye on things to make sure rio doesn't mistake his new docile sea creature friends for food

finally, being so tired at the end of a long day that they all fall asleep in a puppy (or more like large dog) pile in one room at the inn (nemu takes so so so many pictures)

[nerdyenby]

Yellow time :D I’m watching Oli

Depression starting to set in but NOT IF ITS OLI TIME

This team is so powerful it’s not even funny

“You like my fit baby girl?” wow the way Oli can say that without me wincing in sheer discomfort is so impressive actually

Oh god Oli’s desktop ;-;

They’re energy is so good!!

“AAAAA!!! ITS ETHO!!!!!” Is that Shadoune??😂😂😂

Pirates smp is also my favorite anime, so true

Rocket Spleef

“No pressure guys because it’s first game” “But also we want to win, we wanna win, right?” The vibes here are great

Yo they’re popping off!!!

First place!!! Thems my bois!!!!

Them predicting yellow vs red finale after the first game 👀

Hole in the Wall

Oli the adhd king, we stan

Jordan top five!!!!

Jordan is just so silly /pos

OLI ORIONSOUND

He got out because he was picking music, that’s my streamer

Fruit point out the “it’s not blue it’s left” is so real 😂

Shadoune doubting his sot ability and Oli saying no <3

Scuffed was so fun

“That’s the Spanish guy :(“ Shadoune threatening Ollie in spanish is so… /pos

Skybattle

Everyone offering Fruit stuff and him just being “eh, I’m good” we aspire for that level of simultaneous confidence and humility

That mosh pit is wild

Shadoune’s laugh at Ollie falling out of the world, their rivalry is everything to me, actually

Noooo oli 😭😭😭

FRUIT MVP!!!!!

Everyone just being awed at Fruit popping off is so <333

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD TGAT ENDING!!!!!

Shadoune 4th!!!!!!

My streamers say to ask for forgiveness not permission pogchamp

Meltdown

Oli igl arc <3

That was a bit rough

Meltdown is so punishing it’s just miserable for the bottom few teams every time :/

Oof

But hey, consistency!!!! Oli got 32nd, 32nd, and 31st

“Yeah, we love the close final so we can stress more” so true Shadoune, based

Grid runners is a solid middle of the pack game, Fruit is so real

Oli wanting a parkour tag finale sure is a take but go off king

Jordan’s rant about MCC tridents is so /pos

Battle Box

“Just in time to win!!” Love Shadoune’s energy

I totally thought Oli was gonna die there lol

Shadoune’s kill on Krinios was so good, came down to the last hit, such a good first round

Shadoune popping off!!!!

Oh my gosh they’re doing so great!!!

8.5/9 HOLYYYYY

Fruit 15 kills no deaths??????

Jordan 0 kills 0 deaths is so impressive actually, what the heck

Ace Race

Eurobeat Revenge by Captain Sparklez 😂😂😂

Fruit having Ant’s run on his second monitor is so funny you guys

Oli doesn’t know the lyrics?? Smh my head…

Oli and Fruit holding hands in top ten my beloved

Fruit, Oli, and Shadoune 5th, 6th, and 7th??????? Absolute kings!!!!

Calling Punz a “B-tier little baby boy” 😂😂😂😂

Aw rip, dropping from tenth to fifteenth at the very end was so rough :/

ALL TOP 15 HOLYYYYYYYYY!!! THOSE ARE MY BOYS

Imagine if they didn’t get last in meltdown, they would’ve been too powerful

Grid Runners

Their team really doesn’t have much of a hierarchy, I love them

That pyramid <333

“Come on girlies, let’s go” - Oli Orionsound to his fellow cishet men, iconic

Oh no the redstone room 😭😭😭

2ND!!!!!!

“We could always throw in dodgebolt” 😐

Fruit closing in on the 4K individual????? It’s possible!!!!!!

Jordan’s deadpan “Do you guys genuinely want parkour tag?” killed me, he’s so based for that

Sands of Time

“I don’t know my wests and rights” 😂😂😂

Oli not reacting at all to the new sound is so iconic, actually

“I might ask you to come back, Fruit, and you shall obey” “But I don’t want to” it’s the audible frowns face for me lol

That was scary for a second there, oh my gosh

The boys are in dodgebolt!!!!

Dodgebolt

Jordan calling Shadoune Capitan Peru :))

Fruit’s “Oh my god, Oli, you are so funny” after his dodge 😂

Fruit just not getting to play, oh my gosh

Jordan expressing frustration of Fruit’s behalf, true friendship fr

Rip, gg!! Congrats to Gumi and Ponk for their first win!!!

And with that, Oli is officially no longer an anchor, he’s a B-tier at least

“Thanks for being so nice, I just need to have a moment real quick” *walks away and screams*

“Shadoune is so nice!! They’re all nice, but I’d never met Shadoune before, Shadoune’s the coolest” so true!!!!

Oli and Jojo <333

Good times, good vibes :))

[cosmic-abysss]

okay so this was meant to be posted at the end of the year but ive realized that im incapable of not changing my status all the time so it's a long list..anyways bc its august (aka me month who cheered??) i figured i would do this half :DD so without further ado...

a list of my discord statuses of 2023 ^-^ :

a quiet alcove in a ginormous library can actually be something so personal <33

i think im falling back into my anime and manga obsession.. i will be crying <3

kusakabe maron deserves the world <33 loml behind gumbi

heart time heart time!! 💕 💓 <333 iloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyou <-youve been hit with my gay love beam ^-^

the road to happiness is paved, with rows and rows OF VERY TEMPTING PARKING SPACES!!! CMWYL 24HR LOCKDOWN!!! ABSOLUTE FIRE <33

💙💜♡ its love day!!! no one is safe from my gay love beam >:) get loved idiot youre important to me <333 ^-^ im very happy

huh. 3 years already, how time flies...

i hate having a reasonable sleep schedule >:( why cant i stay up until 4am and then wake up at like 8 without wanting to die

i wanna get a tattoo so bad this is fucked up

i get the hype now, i really do, yes i know this makes me a clown im just accepting it

get fucked im embracing the cringe and im going to live!!

fiction is starting to give me too many unrealistic expectations to pepper into my daydreams

um okay yeah im starting to get the hype about it all now

<3 hehehe ^-^  💜💙

oh cat & dog by TXT my beloved <33

doing hot bitch shit <-rewatching mianite for the 3rd time

i need to go to a live concert,,,, it would fix me i think <3

yellow yaks winners pov!!!! gumi is absolutely slaying!!!

i have so many tabs open and theyre not even fun+interesting ones >:((

RAAAAAAAHHHH i survived my first college semester holy shit!!!!

screaming... screeching even,,,

oh kyo souma how i wish you were real <3 ......my favorite lil guy :3

WU&IO OUT NOW HOLY SHIT!!! oh lovejoy my beloved you only release bangers <33

what if i just cried about minecraft again,, what then???

going to the beach would fix me in an instant

cyan coyotes are going to win today as a pride present for me specifically <3

i deserve to be unreserved about my music obsessions and thats what im going to do ^-^

spider punk and gwen stacy how i love you,,, damn a good pride month fr,,,

step one of becoming a passenger princess complete... now i just need to become someone thats trusted with the aux

slay pussy queen girlboss cunt server <-finished an amigurumi project

peak of my hot girl summer rn, devastating effects on my social battery though

i had forgotten the joys of creating things, its nice to know it again

[vrisik]

this song made me bisexual

[plasticsandwich]

yoyotoyoyotoyotototoothhhhotohs what kind of music do you like to listen to?

ASJDFKSJDNFS A LOT OF KIND OF MUSIC......... i listen to mostly vocaloid or j-rock and metal and just a lot of rock and metal in general mskdfms

some vocaloid artists i love are harufuri, iyowa, abuse, pinnocchio-P, Ui Nashimoto, siinamota etc etc the list goes on and on sdkfsn

some non-vocaloid artists im obsessed with are are LTS and TK from LTS, Cö shu Nie, Eve and like a million more sdfskdmfksdfs

the artists ive been listening to most recently are Iyowa, Abuse and harufuri!!!!!!!!!!! i could give a lot of specific songs ive been listening to right now? but then this post would be too long smdkfsm