#OH FKUCK ME

[deluzional-simping-time]

What's wrong, mommy~

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[bauliya]

me: wakes up from a five hour nap after being basically up for two nights straight

me: *sees destiel trend*

me: oh j es. o. god. fkuck. Fu CK. agin. AG in.

[nat-20s]

@tumorravenus3

okay so a: i am very flattered that my opinion matters at all to you asjdhjhdajkd thank u and b: i know you didn’t ask for like a book review/ review of jenny t colgans doctor who work in general but HERE WE GO

when i said in the blood is very hit or miss for me i do mean it’s VERY hit and VERY miss. The BANTER in it is absolutely top of the line and some of the ten and donna character moments that happen in the canon of the book i am ABSOLUTELY going to eat for power such as:

1. ten and donna having skipping races sajdksj

2. ten+donna+bunks beds+ toblerones

3.there’s a whole bit where they banter about being police officers and ten is like “only if i get to be the rogue who doesn’t play by the rules” and donna is like “you’d need a leather jacket” and you can FEEL the flashback to nine and ten being like NEVER MIND. also they are actively trying to investigate a murder while doing this. they are at the crime scene and trying to figure things out before the actual police come. they are. so stupid. and i love them.

4. Donna is one of the tardis’s favorites :’)

5. Ten is literally about to (almost) jump to his death and he does THIS

Like what???? The fuck????? Im crying im going feral im LOSING MY MIND. YOU MUST KNOW THAT, TO ME, YOU ARE THE OPPOSITE OF THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?      

F U C K 

6. wilf thanking ten for making his granddaughter happy :’’’’’’)

7. Donna and Ten have been separated for less than a DAY and yet when they finally get to talk on the phone they both start beaming. they love each other so fkucking much u guys.

8.one of the aliens is like “the doctor usually makes people afraid. Are you not afraid?” and donna replies “nah, he’s all right” which is pretty iconic she doesn’t give a FUCK about his reputation

9.Ten has a line that’s “oh, it is so much better for me when you’re here, Donna” which makes me. so fucking sad in the context of everything. im. hh.

10. there’s another really good bit they do where donna is defiantly like “i can handle some torture!!” and then she immediately whispers to ten “i cannot. I cannot handle torture. not even a little. i WILL tell anybody anything under torture. if you think i can withstand a little bit of torture while you figure out something clever, i cannot.” 

That being said. the overall plot of the book and some specific descriptions that im kinda like..yikes? I can’t quite articulate what is so ehhhhh to me but some of it comes across as very “kids these days and their internet” but also simultaneously like “people these days are so SENSITIVE” and it’s very. mm. i mean rage virus spread through the internet is unlikely to be...good? as a plot. and every time the book got back into the actual story i was either like. bored or kinda irritated? i dunno but it was grating

Also, and I didn’t notice this across the board with Jenny’s writing (i LOVED time reaver) but when she had to write Donna on her own it felt off? it kinda seemed like she couldn’t decide whether or not she actually liked Donna? In general though in my humble onion a LOT of writers struggle to write donna on her own which is weird bc she shouldn’t?? be that hard??? Donna is, like, SUPER easy for me to write and im far from a professional so like. what gives.

Tldr: don’t necessarily be afraid for her tentoo and rose stuff. a mixed bag is better than a bad bag and there’s a lot of aspects of her writing that i personally like and some that i personally dont and if she decides to fight for my rights and more thoroughly explore that tentoo is half donna than her sins will be forgiven

[erotetica]

Finwe Elwe or your rule 63 Celegorm/Aredhel for ye meme

@madtomedgar I did elwe/finwe, thx dude!

who hogs the duvet  Finwe seems like a burrowing sleeper

who texts/rings to checkhow their day is going  Elwe, under falsepretense.

who’s the most creativewhen it comes to gifts  Finwe, in that hegives them with any regularity.

who gets up first in themorning  Elwe. Finwe sleeps like a deadpeople when bed-sharing.

who suggests new thingsin bed  oh fkuck do I want to make fun offinwe for threesomes or elwe for xeno shit

who cries at movies  hmm, neither?

who gives unpromptedmassages  this seems like a very on-brandthing for Finwe

who fusses over the otherwhen they’re sick  Elwe would getman-colds, so Finwe.

who gets jealous easiest  jfkslk Hot Take im weird! abt thenormalization of jealousy!

who has the mostembarrassing taste in music  whatever’sshittily counter-cultural. Elwe likes that.

who collects somethingunusual  FINWE COLLECTS EX WIVES ANDREGRETS no but uh. Fuck. I derailed myself. Uh, amateur ornithologist Elwe pressing bird feathersin journals counts.  

who takes the longest toget ready  Finwe, him have too many hair

who is the most tidy and organized  Finwe? Elwe always strikes me as astress-greyed-at-17 absolute clusterfuck, idk how his brothers survived toadulthood.    

who gets most excitedabout the holidays  Also Finwe, having psychedhimself up for observing them in an appropriately joyous manner.

who is the bigspoon/little spoon Elwe seems like a big spoon, however I don’t think Finwe hasever cuddled a person w/out facing them.

who gets most competitivewhen playing games and/or sports  Elwe

who starts the mostarguments  I don’t think they escalate tofights that often? But Elwe probably. Getting The Furby Mad probably counts as a competitive sport. 

who suggests that theybuy a pet  UH Elmo imprints on Finwe I guess

what couple traditionsthey have  Finwe absolutely remembers theexact day he last saw Elwe and absolutely does nothing about it. 

what tv shows they watchtogether  drawin a blank??

what other couple theyhang out with  Indis and Miriel. Ingweand his textual ghost.

how they spend timetogether as a couple  Elwe has taken Finwe fishing multiple times and he still doesn’tknow how to cast; he hasn’t yet realized it’s to get him to bodily demonstrate.

who made the first move  Finwe, directly responsible for Elwe’smid-adolescence bisexual crisis

who brings flowers home  Elwe, surprisingly

who is the best cook  Finwe isn’t actually that good at it but comparatively,every time Elwe tries it ends in fire or food poisoning. Somehow, never both.