#Nu carnival Yakumo

[topper-fan]

jesus christ, Yakumo... (same tho)

[peachgardendreams]

So @yanderepuck filled me in on kitsune lore a while ago and apparently a kitsune’s favorite food is fried tofu.

Kuya definitely steals some whenever Yakumo makes it. Yakumo will be cooking and whenever he turns his back Kuya will steals a piece. This is not particularly hard to do because Yakumo zones out when he’s cooking. He’s just in his own little bubble. Meanwhile Kuya is trying to sneak as many pieces of tofu as he can before Yakumo puts sauce on them. That fox cannot handle flavor.

Yakumo is so confused as to why there’s always less tofu than he started with but just thinks he’s imagining it and it’s like vegetables-shrink-while-cooking situation.

[halfetirosie]

***The SECOND they arrive at their destination, Eiden run out of the car and pukes in the nearest bush***

Okay okay okay. Lulu and I were talking. About who would be a bad driver and what not and I was gonna write about ALL of them. But I specifically need to talk about Rei.

But I'll give a lil rundown first

Eiden: okay driver. Goes over the speed limit but follows road laws.

Aster: clearly a passenger princess

Morvay: he can't even read road signs lbr

Yakumo: no, well he can, but he rather be a passanger. Too much anxiety. Had a bumper sticker saying 'do t honk I'll cry'

Edmond: following ALL the laws. 100% model driver but you also hate him bc he will drive 5 under the speed limit

Olivine: he's gay and hitting the curb

Quincy: he has a truck but the back is 100% filled with the most random shit and it's never cleaned. Bonus: Topper has really bad road rage and makes Quincy roll down the window so he can cuss at others

Kuya: cannot and will not drive. Is Quincy's passenger princess but he's forced to sit in the bed of the truck.

Garu/Karu: don't you dare put him in the driver's seat. Can't reach the pedals.

Blade: he can...but that doesn't mean he should

Dante: he's a passenger princess. But he has the ability to drive. Doesn't mean he's good

OKAY NOW REI

God he drives a mini van. You know. One of the ones that has third row seating. The destination is 20 minutes away? He's getting there in 14.

The doors are different colors. It's so old..you aren't sure how it doesn't break down. Half of the dash board doesn't work. Every light is on.

Oh. And he doesn't have a license.

Scenario:

Eiden is freaking out because they have to be somewhere in 15 minutes but it's a 35 minute drive. And Rei is like 'oh don't worry I got this' and shove everyone in his van.

The set up:

Rei, driving obvs.

Kuya is in the passenger seat bc princess.

Quincy is in the seat behind Rei

Dante is in the seat behind Kuya, and Garu is on his lap, no working seatbelt.

Olivine is on the floor between the two

Back row is Eiden Yakumo and Edmond, they have one of those lap seatbelt that goes across the whole seat. Eiden is holding Aster (in lil guy form)

Blade somehow squeezed in the now tiny trunk part and is holding Morvay (also in lil guy form)

Rei looks at Kuya and tells him to put his seatbelt on, and Kuya is like "don't tell me what to do" and doesn't... Which Rei planned... because Rei doesn't know how to slow down. His foot is either from the gas or the break. Quincy knows this and is death gripping the seatbelt and making sure Topper is safe.

Rei slams on the breaks and Kuya slams his head off the dash just as Rei intended. This happens at least twice.

Dante is holding onto Garu for dear life who keeps asking to roll the window down.

Edmond is in the back, being held down by Olivine and Eiden

Edmond: KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD

Rei: *holding a mirror to do his make up*

He is the one who somehow is using a hair dryer in his car. Father is actually driving. Rei just uses the pedals.

Dante: your Holiness. Can you start a prayer

Olivine: *already started*

Edmond: I'M MAKING SURE YOUR LICENSE IS SUSPENDED

Rei: if I had a license

Edmond is having a fit

Dante is hoping Garu weighs enough to keep him safe in his seat.

Topper is now up front squeaking out the window and Quincy is telling him to be nice.

Rei: I know a shortcut

It's through the woods where there is no road

BUT. They made it with 2 minutes to spare.

Dante falls out of the car and throws up.

Blade and Garu are the only ones who had fun.

Rei is like "told you I could get us here on time"

Edmond has not stopped yelling for 8 minutes. Kuya's forehead is red from hitting the dashboard. Dante rather stay where they are and walk back then get in that van. Eiden and Edmond are offering to drive back but Rei won't let anyone drive his van. It's literally falling apart. Nothing works. Only he knows how to work it.

[mizykissu]

Fem yakumo bc I'm a massive fag

Blueskies

[fisheito]

He's a magician

[bamboo-bees]

yes, i love my boys

[joydoesathing]

so what if the og clan members were with their female counterparts 🤔🤔🤔

[la-horrorosa]

Yakumo commission made for @murdertramp25!

[monossidodiazoto]

Just Blade™

[cosmophalhemr]

When in excessive stress, watch men have gay sex

[sea-arsonist]

I was thinking about how the clan would sleep if they had to share one bed like the good polycule they are

Behold.....my quick doodle (and extra notes)

[snailbutters]

Some Yakumond bc I was playing with a new set of brushes.

[nucarnivalmadness]

[lovecraftiancicada]

I just find it funny how the dialogue says "I'm too weak to protect everyone," then straight up nuke me lmao

"I'm too weak 🥺"

*cutely nukes you*

[fisheito]

before mirage of scales: I NEED YAKUYA EVENT

after mirage of scales: ah. um. i . i don't need yakuya event so much, anymo.re... hah..a...

[kernelongeforce]

Two works inspired by the fic Rainy Day Ballad by @/catkinsverina (on twit)