NSWL is released! Massive Thanks to my beta @swbookerr for this one.
Summary of the story:
Shadowheart, Princess of the Kingdom of Shar, was cursed never to experience the world beyond the castle walls. It was forbidden by her mother, Queen Viconia, and enforced by her personal guard [dog], Ser Lae'zel K'liir. But that didn't stop her from trying: one day, Shadowheart knew, she would make it beyond. She would see the world.
Even if there were some curses—and some people—she could never escape.
⚠️‼️ URGENT ‼️⚠️ A Brazilian lady demonstrates her skills live on open TV and receives an offer from Orlando Pride. The team claims to have room for another foreigner and that they were impressed with what this lady is capable of doing with the ball.
The women's transfer window in January is very busy at the time so Here we go
West ham are busy during the window they signed the Australian and Matildas Midfielder Katrina Gorry from the Swedish side Vittsjö meanwhile Canadian international Shelina Zadorsky on Loan from Spurs until the rest of the season the both of them will join Kristen Mewis who is recently join the Hammers in December from Gotham.
Also, Spurs are in a double swoop on this window where two former Vittsjö players the Matildas Star Charlie Grant and Swedish International Matilda Vinberg from Hammby.
Aston Villa had signed the Swiss international right back Noelle Maritz from Arsenal for a two and half deal.
Bristol City has signed a goalkeeper Shae Yañez from NWSL side San Diego Waves on a disclosure deal.
Chelsea are closing a deal on the Everton centre back Nathaile Bjorn will she be going to Merseyside to West London and now deal is done and now she is now a Chelsea player for a two year contract.
Entracht Frankfurt had announced the signing of the Japanese forward Remina Chiba.
Arsenal had signed U.S international player Emily Fox from the NWSL side North Carolina Courage
Transfer Rumor 😯
Lia Wälit to Real Madrid?- ATA football said that they had entered regarding talks on Arsenal midfielder Lia Wälit maybe and this transfer window or is possible maybe in the summer seems that might be exploring more interesting into a new adventure after her contract deal expires in the summer.
Real Madrid and PSG are really interest on Man United and England's number 1 Mary Earps but Arsenal are interested in the goalkeeper.
The source had said that the PSG left back Sakina Karchaoui but she is available for the summer but Barcelona are interested in her but PSG wants to extend her contract but it is up to her to decide.
Inter Milan are close to sign Bayern Munich Midfielder Lina Magull
Sorry guys I was busy with blogs about the men's transfer window so I will do every two weeks so I will do the following week I will do more women transfer window round up so deadline day for women transfer window is 31st of January so I will keep writing on it so I could get stuck on it.
Sharing my singular dimple with you (I only have a dimple on one side for some reason) man I really had fun tonight watching the OL Reign/Houston Dash game. Seriously had me up and yelling at the TV like I do with Steelers games during football season goddamnnnnnn
I don't love Portland's new kits, but at least they're doing something. Can the Wave please get their shit together and give us something next year at least?
re prev post... I need more people who followed me for Ted Lasso to understand how wildly fucking insane rl football actually gets.
I'm keeping a tally of unhinged moments I want to shove into my fic for this fandom, such as "Goalkeeper gets sent off and a random player has to stand in goal now" or "Goal disallowed because buttocks were offside; ass too big!" or "Crazy penalty shoutout ends with 44 total penalties taken" or "League champions celebrate in the dark after rivals turn off stadium lights after final whistle"
And maybe some people will think I'm making this all and I just have a great imagination, but actually? This ALL happened in club football just this week
Friday, May 17, 2024 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)
WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?:
THE BIG CIGAR (Apple TV+)
PAST LIES (Disney + Star)
DOLLY PARTON’S PET GALA (Paramount+ Canada)
MOURNING IN LOD (Paramount+ Canada)
NIGHTWATCH: DEMONS ARE FOREVER (Shudder)
RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE ALL-STARS (Out TV) 8:00pm/(Crave) 9:00pm
NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:
AMAZON PRIME CANADA
99
CROSSROADS
OSORONA
ROASTED – VERDENS SJOVESTE FERIE
CBC GEM
BOAT STORY
BOYHOOD
NAME ME LAWAND
CRAVE TV
THE ABYSS
BEYOND LOCHNESS
DOOMSDAY PROPHECY
EARTHSTORM
THE HUNGER GAMES: THE BALLAD OF SONGBIRDS AND SNAKES
MALIBU SHARK ATTACK
METAL SHIFTERS
THE PHILADELPHIA EXPERIMENT
RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE ALL STARS (Season 9: Episodes 1-2)
SAW X
STORM CELL
STORM SEEKERS
STRANGE WAY OF LIFE
STUART LITTLE
STUART LITTLE 2
SWARMED
TERMINATION POINT
TOXIC SKIES
TWO SINNERS AND A MULE
ZODIAC: SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE
DISNEY + STAR
OPERATION ARCTIC CURE
NETFLIX CANADA
THE 8 SHOW (KR)
POWER
THELMA THE UNICORN
IIHF MEN’S HOCKEY
(TSN) 10:00am: Great Britain vs. Denmark
(TSN3) 10:00am: Germany vs. Kazakhstan
(TSN) 2:00pm: Czechia vs. Austria
(TSN3) 2:00pm: Poland vs. U.S.
MLB BASEBALL (SN1) 7:00pm: White Sox vs. Yankees
NHL HOCKEY
(CBC/SN) 7:00pm: Game 6 - Panthers vs. Bruins
(SN/SN1) 10:00pm: Game 6 - Stars vs. Avalanche
PWHL HOCKEY (TSN) 7:00pm: Game 5 - Minnesota vs. Toronto
NLL LACROSSE (TSN3) 7:00pm: Game 1 - Bandits vs. Firewolves
NBA BASKETBALL
(TSN4) 7:30pm: Game 6 - Celtics vs. Cavaliers
(TSN4/TSN3) 10:00pm: Game 6 - Knicks vs. Pacers
NWSL SOCCER (TSN2) 8:00pm: Houston Dash vs. Portland Thorns
FAMILY PRACTICE MYSTERIES: COMING HOME (W Network) 9:00pm: A former Army surgeon moves back to her hometown and joins a practice of family doctors. However, her quiet life gets upended when she tries to solve the mysterious death of a patient.
TWO SINNERS AND A MULE (Crave) 9:00pm: Two ladies of pleasure, kicked out of town, find an injured bounty hunter. After they nurse him back to health, the ladies decide he needs their help to track down Gila Grimes, a ruthless, murdering bandit.
CRIME BEAT (Global) 10:00pm: The Death of Christine Demeter - By Persons Unknown Part 2
HAUNTED HOSPITALS (T&E) 10:20pm: Showcases a search for the phantom child who is asking a resident and a care assistant for help; learning how a late patient got the last word; listening to the spirit that rings call bells and cries out to a nurse's aide.