#Not naming names but a certain chain pet store which has a three letter name should burn

[jewishregulus]

love when ppl make random ass aus for their fave ship that r just nonsensical and crazy . anyways jegulus au in which the potter’s run an animal shelter and usually order their pet supplies online but one day james goes to a chain store and finds regulus, who hates every single thing abt his shitty fucking pet store job and ONLY stays bc having a shitty job getting to pet cats on a leash is better than having a shitty job and not being able to. anyways james sees a twink and loses a few brain cells so he just pretends he has NEVER had a pet before and asks for regulus’ advice to talk to him. in his nervousness james is like “so dogs can’t eat chocolate right hahaha that’s crazy i’d go crazy” and regulus is like “i don’t get paid enough for this”

[fgodestinyawakenings]

EOR Shinjuku Singularity: Section 10~Section 12

2/3 of the chapters completed for this Singularity! I’m going to head to the final few bosses very soon! So far so good... Which I’m not really liking how it’s turning out... That’s me being paranoid, so let’s start the next chapter!

Section 10

Previously, the Gudas got kidnapped by the Assassin of Shinjuku and got themselves knocked out in the process! Meanwhile, Edmond learns the Gudas being in danger was part of Archer of Shinjuku’s foils to lure him out

Waking up inside the Leagues’ HQ... More like night time here, Assassin. No given shit here if you beat us for trying to escape! Then why did you bring us if the boss still want to kill us?! Just kill us already you ass--!

Okay, we got the closed up of Other Archer... Oh fuck, they look the same but they definitely aren’t... Right?! Though it explains his reason to tear his good counterpart out to face his rival?

And he pretty much confirms into destroying the whole planet... But why?! You... You did it... BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO TEST IT AS AN EXPERIMENT?! I’ve heard worse in destroying Singularity, yours just feel like a facepalm and a slap too!

I guess somewhat he’s lenient in keeping the Gudas alive, fearing Chaldea will ended up sending another Master to stop him. After leaving us to consider as we reject the idea to turn a blind eye at his doings... So... SHAKESPEARE?! IT’S REALLY OUR SHAKESPEARE THAT CAUGHT UP HERE?!

Yeah, totally that explains the chains meant to hold and torture Servants there. *facepalm* Okay fine, so that where the King Lear Spriggan came from. Look if you two want to shit-talk each other, do it later after I summoned you both in Chaldea!

After Assassin leave us... No dramatic plans to get out of here. But good to know on floor plan, Hornets and King Lear are around in this tower as watchdog. Also, Shakespeare somehow noticed something about Assassin too? Or at least the strange action of our Archer of Shinjuku, since knowing the Hassan disguised should be strange to catch some attention...

Oh he really did give us letter, while drunken enough to do so! And as the letter brings more question... Edmond!! Unfortunately, he could only bring one of us out of this place... We’ll come back to save you for sure, Shakespeare!

Meanwhile, looks like the alarm caught both Gudas and Edmond’s presence. Expected of the Counte of Monte Cristo... A Jail Break like this is nothing but 3 Hornets + 1 King Lear at our ass!

Defeating those 5, Edmond brought the Gudas up to the roof for safety... We’ve got to delay communication temporary until we’re far away from the enemy’s view. So... Time to drop the act, Fake Edmond! Because that Edgelord we know, will never referred himself as his name but the Count of Monte Cristo!

So Edmond is... Sherlock Holmes?! It’s a long time since the last we saw him was at Camelot Singularity! Seems like the reason he came was during Camelot when he was wondering the possibility in finding out if a Singularity could occurred after Humanity was restored

And was still possible if humanity moved passed the incineration Goetia attempted... So more Singularities was created thereafter. Fine, keep your secrets Sherlock Holmes!

Moving on... Sherlock ended up being forced to particpate in the spotlight was thanks to his well-known Nemesis in the story, James Moriarty. Wait.. Our Archer of Shinjuku... Is... James Moriarty?!

But our James is the good one here? Though that doesn’t make him the right to get the Gudas kidnapped here! So before we meet with everyone to get Sherlock to tell us the real motive in that experiment of other James... WHY THE HELL IS THERE 3 RUFFIANS CANNIBALS COMING AFTER US?! WE’RE NOT DELICIOUS MEAT TO EAT!! 

3 crazy ruffians gone... With Sherlock dressing back up as Edmond’s disguise again. Bringing us to Kaburagi, an owner of a general store in this Singularity... Or a black market general store seeing the demonic beasts and weapons he sells.

Oh come on! Can we have enough of kidnapping for one day?! And it’s cool, the only pet we need is Fou, Ozymandias’s sphinx cubs, Caster Cu’s wolves, and our little plushie Mini Cu-chan!

Removed his disguise off, Sherlock brought us to be ready to go by Artoria and Jeanne... Great, so much for a success in breaking out.

If you guys got Archer of Shinjuku before starting this Singularity, his True Name will finally be revealed: James Moriarty

Section 11

In 3, 2, 1-- Both Jeanne and Artoria Alter immediately rushed to the Gudas wondering if they were okay. Mash was relieved as the three her Master was fine, but revealed on her part to confirm they weren’t able to contact to the Gudas

Sherlock then greeted everyone after Da Vinci acknowledge his presence, answering to Mash that he was the one who saved the Gudas. And one long explanation + introduction later, Archer of Shinjuku comes out revealing he knows Holmes a long time... Or rather, James Moriarty.

We more or less forgive James, despite the bullshit he brought us through. Aside from the cat fight, James confessed his True Name to the Gudas properly, establishing a proper contract with them.

Other than the worries and understanding concerns, we’re already stuck with him until we defeated his evil counterpart. Sherlock explained the true motives that was similar to Lion King and Edison back in their own Singularities using the Holy Grail power. 

Within own discussion inside Chaldea from Da Vinci and the Staff... Gudas summarized James’s plan of destroying the world was removing it from history first! Or rather, the separated Shinjuku will be destroyed along with other inhabitants and Servants!

Gudas objected in saving themselves at the price of Shinjuku getting destroyed. And James, please kindly shut up before you should get the deserve beating from the two Alters. Deciding to save Shinjuku, Sherlock is glad they decided to save and revealed how other Moriarty decided to destroy the world

A time limit to prevent the meteor from reaching the gun barrel tower thanks to the Servant he absorbed in... Good to know you learned your lesson a little from France, Jeanne Alter

First step now is to stop that pervert Assassin that kidnapped the Gudas! Sexiness? Why does that need in a plan for? Buy, steal clothes? What’s going and no stealing!!??

Now in the streets, the idea was reckless as Holmes regretted... Dress-up?! Why? And okay firstly, get rid of the 3 Coloraturas that’s blocking the shop!

So as everyone change their clothes... Oh... Wait... What... NO... WHY?! WHAT THE HELL IS THE MEANING OF THIS, JAMES, SHERLOCK?!?!?!?!?!

Section 12

A narration about hierarchy in this evil-filled Shinjuku Singularity... This is Assassin’s narration of his past and own thoughts?

Welp, after entering the party... And once the two Alter done with the cat fight, they had their radio inside their ears to relay information from within the party. Because it’s part of the plan to infiltrate Assassin’s lair... Why do we dressed up again? Well... For Gudao I’m playing, amusingly, him in a red dress!! XD

Don’t you dare take that picture (but please do!), screamed Gudao! XD Gudas danced with Artoria Alter while waiting for Assassin to show up, of course purposely adding fuel into Jeanne Alter’s jealousy...

Flashback to Holmes’s plan on foiling Assassin’s disguise, turns out he’s always on his doppelganger skill in the public, and intention is to seek glory... Expectedly getting beaten from the two Alter, James got knocked out from that insult he gave.

Back to the party.... Artoria Alter? No, Assassin of Shinjuku taking her disguise now?! After he gave his speech while calming the angry Lion Alter... SHIT, Assassin noticed Artoria’s presence!! Joined by James and Sherlock with Mash... Welp, that explains the 6 hornets needed to fight!

But that doesn’t end with the Assassin... More incoming! Along with... A giant ghost of Romeo and Juliet?! I hope you’re still kicking alive, Shakespeare, especially creating this mob for us to fight!

3 Hornets + 1 Ghost died... Okay now among the Hornets, Assassin disguised himself as one! Removing the disguise, only one shouted... YOU! Show yourself, Assassin of Shinjuku!

That’s rich coming from someone who disguised others! One will play fire right back at ya! Looks like no need to find out his True Name since he revealed himself... Yan Qing!

3 Taunters + Xuangzang + Merlin helps a lot... Especially given his own skillset may give him random charge of NP. Though a little headache was the gimmick where he’s got defense against certain cards for a turn or crit buffing

While fighting in story, Yan Qing detonated a bomb within the building! Grabbing the Gudas with them, they managed to escape safely. James too, positively and very much alive! Sherlock too, together with James, both deduced Yan Qing’s identity among the casualties and deal fatal damage!

Thanks to their own experience of murdering each other... Yan Qing laments of his own side effect of his doppelganger skill that has him remembering all those he copied. Creating a huge memory disorder of his own identity... So the Hassan we supposedly should meet already died before we knew it...

A last thought about his past and lord... He has returned back to the Throne of Heroes. As we head back to base to get some rest, the Gudas can’t drink ya know? Not only the Alters, you don’t know to face Mama Squad’s wrath when they found out

Wait... The howl... No way? NOW?!!!? OH FUCK, HE’S REALLY BACK FOR VENGEANCE THIS TIME!

If you have gotten Assassin of Shinjuku before the start of the Singularity... His True Name and Noble Phantasm will finally be revealed after this chapter: Yan Qing

And done! I’m going to break here again since Part 2 of CCC will be starting back in 6hrs+ so gotta head to grinding hell for BB’s copies!

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

asks (30)

@novelty--night said: 

Can you recommend any angsty dick Grayson fanfic?

I don’t really read other people’s fanfiction, so I’m afraid the only ones I can give you are mine :/ 

Those are here: 1 2 3 4 5

You might ask Dawn for some others? I think she would know

Anonymous said: 

Hi! I absolutely love your work. Can you please say anything about Steph? Maybe interactions with the Dead Robin Society? Please? Thank you! Your blog is AMAZING!!!!

The Steph content is here:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 (hc)

1 2 3 (fic)

I’ll go ahead and save the ask for the next time I have Steph ideas :)

Anonymous said: 

I would very much like to join your ace crime-fighting squad, but I am rather tall and not good at concealing myself should hiding be necessary. What should I do?

Hm well we do have several non combat positions available in the organizational sector if that sort of thing interests you, but our standard training program includes a week of camouflage and concealment instruction, so I’m sure we can find some way to accommodate you.

I would also note that if you meet the (single) requirement for membership, you’re already largely invisible soooo

kpopfreaksgeneral submitted: 

Something good that has happened to me

So, short story before all this: i’m 20 years old with autism, and I’ve dropped out of highschool (or i think the danish equvilant to that) when i was about 16-17, because I struggled with keeping up with homework. I was thrown around in the system for years, not getting meds, not knowing what to do.

Last year, I was told about an educations program which is targetted at young people with autism. Basically, it’s made to be suited around how fast you learn, how many hours you can work a day and how you will function most optimally when working. It’s within a certain supermarket chain’s stores that I’ll be taught working in.

So far, it’s going great, I get to work, get taught in it, do something and I’ll have a secured work place afterwards, all over Denmark as long as it’s in one of the chain’s stores.

Also, I’m back on meds, not the some one’s as before, but I got my med’s back.

That’s really great!! I’m glad things are falling into place for you!

Anonymous said: 

something good, besides the obvious of seeing u on my dash: it was really nice and sunny today for the first time in a really long time and it was so warm i laid out in the sun with my roommates dog for a bit just to hang

Ooooh that sounds really relaxing

Anonymous said: 

I got full mark and a bonus for a subject I didn't study well for.. I'm grateful and I think I should study next time so I deserve it XD

Whoop for grades coming out better than expected :)

@shieldshawk said: 

I got kissed by a dog named Sirius Black. Because the people who come to my store are awesome nerds.

!!! Congrats on living the dream

Anonymous said: 

I was on a date that had gone sour this weekend, and I was ready to go back home and call it a loss. When! My friend called me and told me she got into a study abroad program and wanted me to come over and get drunk with her! We had a great time!!!

That sounds like fun! Sorry bout your date ://

@nightwing1536 said: I watched Gordon Ramsay make donuts on YouTube today so that was pretty good

nightwing1536 said: It's awesome whenever I get new glasses cause then oh shit things are clear again!!

nightwing1536 said: Finding Teen Titans and getting into DC Comics was a great thing for me

nightwing1536 said: Once I made myself hot chocolate when I was alone and it was really nice

nightwing1536 said: A lady I don't know very well asked how I was doing once because I was sleeping in my old teachers class room that she sometimes popped into and she was worried so that was a great reminder

nightwing1536 said: I got a pair of really nice dentist people when I had to get root canals! Only two. But they were so nice as my usual dentist guys are mean.

nightwing1536 said: I'm friends with the dentist root canal people now

nightwing1536 said: Eating corn is always a good thing that happens for me

nightwing1536 said: My teachers influenced made me know I'm more than what everyone else thought of me to be. Made me like art as one once said "...your art is really unique, don't ever give up on that." It was a girl with a mole smoking a cigarette. Terrible picture that I let him have but it means a lot to me

nightwing1536 said: Another teacher, the teach I hang with that's now my old teacher, tapped on my desk when I had him first time(known him before ish from club) and he said "If you wouldn't mind drawing me something so I could put it up on my wall? Your style is very unique and I like it." Not sure what my style was besides melting creatures and whatnot but it was nice, gave it to him at the end of the year and he says its nightmare fuel <3

nightwing1536 said: Another teacher told me I was good enough to be in her AP ceramics class, simply because of my dedication to it. I had never taken ceramics before and only ever made a few things in her club. She and I aren't very close this year but I wish we could have been. I'll write her a letter, it's what I did for all my teachers before.

nightwing1536 said: In 8th grade my science teacher said I had potential, I didn't care much at the time but he was a huge inspiration for me to live and continue. He was the first teacher I ever drew anything for, a pic of himself, I remember his head was too pointed in the picture.

nightwing1536 said: Finding you was a good thing too

That’s a lot of good stuff! Thank you <3

@silly-fuzzy-babies replied

Bill Potts on Doctor Who saved my entire life

Oh man I need to catch up then!

@cannibalfood replied

Im almost done college, just have exams left then i graduate, my gpa so far is 3.7, not great, but I'm studying hard for exams

Listen I think most people would agree that 3.7 is a reaaaaally good GPA. Congratulations!

@therealstephaniebrown replied

Well! I'm going in on May 4th to get a new tattoo! A really beautiful thigh piece. I also got in to see a doctor and am starting to take better care of my mental illnesses. Three medications so far to help balance things. Oh, and my boyfriend is flying out to Cali with me to meet my family so he can finally propose to me cx I hope you're okay <3

WHOA CONGRATS!! I’m doing okay now. I wasn’t so much last night, but I’ll be fine

@freres-toujours replied

I got the new Mass Effect game when it came out and I've been slowly working my way through it. I finished off a planet today, and this one was particularly satisfying.

I’m glad you’re having fun :)

@another-nameless-person said

I’m gender neutral and was really scared when I found out I was pregnant(months ago) that my family would treat my gender identity badly but…. They’re surprisingly concerned if they are being rude in any way? My mom even offered to buy me a binder for after I have my baby? Also, they’re all excited for my baby to grow up having someone as open about gender, sexuality and equality raise them? Which is a HUUUGE step for my family. So that’s really something that is really good until next month and I finally get to see my daughter :D

HOLY SHIT YOU’RE HAVING A BABY!!!! I’M SO EXCITED FOR YOU!!! CONGRATS!

@entrthematrix replied

I have been really sick these past two weeks and have not able to stomach any food so I've been on a liquid only diet. But, I had my first bit of real food for the first time yesterday and wasn't sick after, it is a real sign that I am getting better now.

Oh man I’m glad you’re getting better! That sounds terrible

@thelittlechibi replied

We recently released one of our birds into the wild, but he keeps hanging around the house, and last night he landed on my lap out of the blue. Ruined it by having a go at my face and leaving a scratch over my eye, but it's nice to know he's still safe and chill with us.

Whoaaaa that’s super interesting

@pallet-45 replied

I met you!! Ahaha wow that was lame

Aw thanks Danny <3

@minami-the-door-lord:

I saw a stray cat. It let me pet it.

Yoooo that sounds great I would love to pet a cat today

@richardgrays0n replied

One of my best friends just had a baby! And I got to meet him and hold him. He's adorable and so tiny. So very tiny. I love him already and I'm super proud to be his honorary aunt.

!!!!!!! Y’all I love babies so much

Thanks, guys! Y’all are really kind and helpful, and I super appreciate it <3