#Not including insult names for when they are naughty! Mostly looking at you Wizz you little shit

[adharathechinchilla]

All the pets have proper names, but all but one has devolved into their everyday nickname. Didn't have much of a theme in mind, but I did mess up in naming 3/4 animals starting with a Puh sound D:

Do your pets have a last name/surname, and if so, what is it?

If you don't have any pets currently but WOULD use one of these, feel free to answer accordingly.