#Not even necessarily in a codywan way like his bullshit senses are just so finely tuned
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I just rewatched the rako hardeen arc and it once again hits me how incredibly fucked up that was. Like good lord what were they thinking
And I say this not in a Jedi critical way per se but more in a Jedi flabbergasted way??
Bc clearly at SOME POINT the council had a conversation about what to do about the whole chancellor-assassination-plot thing, and what i want to know is whose pitch was “hey Kenobi what if we hire a bounty hunter to shoot you off a roof in front of your padawan and grandpadawan, then we hold a fake funeral for you (to which we will invite your ex/our political rival, and also not Cody) and then we use the machine from the 1997 Action Thriller Face/Off starring Nick Cage and John Travolta to violently transmutate you into the aforementioned bounty hunter (whom we will have in the meantime arrested) then after a brief stay in Supermax Spaceprison you can infiltrate Count Dooku’s secret team-building saw trap cube (designed by famed criminal mastermind Stabbada Badguyman) in order to save the galaxy. Do you. Do you think you’d be up for that”
And obi-wan, fresh off Zyggeria and about halfway through the worst year of his life is just like
#Afterwards they’re all heading out of the council chamber to go back to war or whatever#And yoda’s talking to obi-wan like “for doing this#thank you. Already bald#master windu is. Have been as funny with him#it would not”#I also firmly believe that they didn’t invite Cody to the funeral bc he would have smelled a rat a MILE away and they all knew it#Not even necessarily in a codywan way like his bullshit senses are just so finely tuned#Anakin also has an absolutely balls to the walls insane time in this arc#He starts spiralling IMMEDIATELY and everybody’s like hm skywalkers not doing so well#rako hardeen#sw tcw#obi wan kenobi#commander cody#the clone wars
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