#Not because they wouldn't get along- but mainly because Parker and Molly would stay together LOOOONG after their relationship went sour | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

bluejaybytes · 4 months ago

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In any AU where Parker was raised on the surface rather than the Octarian domes, she literally wouldn't have any plot relevance or big moments or anything, she'd just be working a dead end job as a cashier who's one bad day away from telling her boss to fuck himself and flipping off every customer that walks in. Instead she just puts on the most autistically monotone customer service voice she can manage. Surface AU Parker is literally just lesbian Squidward

#my OCs #the squits #in any surface AUs her and Jake probably would not get together however lollllll #Not because they wouldn't get along- but mainly because Parker and Molly would stay together LOOOONG after their relationship went sour #and by then Jake probably would've found someone else #(Their relationship would go sour bc Molly would finally dig herself out of the rut shes in and start to get her life on track-#-and would offer to help Parker out of hers. But Parker would rather Molly stay in the rut with her than accept shes living a miserable lif #-but doesnt have to.)#as much as Molly and Parker COULD have a healthy relationship. The push Parker needs to be a better person to HAVE that healthy relationshi #is simply something Molly can not do for her. Sorry Molly doomed yuri and so on

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