#No one needed that workplace safety rant tho Sirius pls xD

[book-of-legends]

Hey Sirius, ever heard of the "no capes" rule?

"I do however understand your regards to it and my safety, especially considering my job, but I assure you I follow all safety regulations I can. Even so..."

"I work with alot of large machinery, that has many moving parts so naturally I am very aware of how unsafe a cape can be. Please do not worry I am not that foolish, I have been working this job for almost 3 years now."

"We're living in the new age, the moment something comes into contact with me or something that isn't supposed to be there is, the machines know to cease all processes. Major injuries only result from faulty equipment these days." "I'm more likely to die from Journey dropping me 50 feet for 'fun' than my cape snagging in anything."