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rakubalka · 4 months ago

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Tsuna who hasn't been given the talk™ : where do babies come from ?

Midora who also hasn't been given the talk™ : from the ground like sunflowers .

Tsuna : then how do kids get parents ?

Midora : easy , the parents choose a child and start to parent them . And some people get adopted very young so young that they don't remember , other older and some never get picked . That's why there are orphanages after all .

Tsuna : but then why do some kids look like their parents ?

Midora thinking of himself and Starjun as looking alike and Ichiryu and his hoard as not looking alike : A coincidence .

#midora as skull de mort #midora #toriko #skull de mort #khr x toriko #khr au #khr #sawada tsunayoshi #No one gave midora the talk™ so he dosent know how babies are made #and can someone even blame him his whole family is by adoption feom his view #afther all fronze and accacia adopted ichiryu jiro and midora #then midora adopts starjun #and on the other side ichiryu adopts coco zebra toriko sunny and rin #the only one not confirmed to be adopted family is from jiro and he appears to just like secrecy #afther all before accacia and fronze he was adopted by the wolf king #tiger skull au #toriko au

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