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Sheriff: Why do you squids hate whites so badly? Early: Typical. Is this what this is all about, a hate white rally? Early: Well it don't have to be just whites. Denial!! I have done been deceptified by a salesman! Granny: Burn the sheriff! Sheriff: Hey, hey, hey. See, white as a Vidalia onion and twice as sweet. Like me, I'm white! Early: You what to the what now! Sheriff: Did I mention to you that boys. I mean some of my best friends are white. Early: Doobies aside! Doobies has been disquackified, alright? Sheriff: Actually Early I really don't mind whites so much. Remember that? Get it? Star Wars? (All stare at the Sheriff) Ain't this a Sci-Fi convention? Early: Enter the circle of fire and answer the inquisitation Granny: Answer the inquisitation! Early: Tell me sheriff, what do you, eh, what do you think of white people? Sheriff: Eh they're all right I guess. (Picks up Early and kisses him) For luck. Granny: Look everyone, it's the creature from the prophecy! Sheriff: Nah it's just me. Early: Burn the damn trees! Granny: Burn 'em! Rusty: Hot damn! What about these trees over here daddy? Early: Hmm? What about these trees granny? Granny: No, the trees are fine. and they live in houses, don't they daddy? Early: Burn the damn house! Lil: (Sitting inside the burning house) Huh. Rusty: Burn the damn skis! Early: At a boy Rusty, burn them sum-bitches, embrace the hatred! Rusty. Early: Chalk-man a' skiing on his white snow in his tightie whites, just like the white wing dove sing a song about what they singin'! Granny: Whoo, baby, whoo, baby, whoo. and these skis, tools of their wicked recreational activity. Granny: No thank you (replaces money under robe). Granny: Burn it now! Early: Whoo! Alright now, Granny, burn your money.

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Early: Dump 'em on an island! Blow up the island! (Shoots his gun in the sky) Whoo! Granny: Look ye upon this cash money, a symbol of the whites' power, how they jingulate their pockets full of metal-y money. Granny: Give us the strength to cleanse the earth of the milk/chalk scourge, so's to keep 'em away from me. Damn them Doobies and they Chinese groove! Granny: Russell, you ready for the special night tonight? Rusty: What we gonna do? Go down Atlanta, whip our shirts off and start a bunch of bullmess? Early: Nope. Rusty: What's that daddy? Early: Rusty, what do you think of white people? Rusty: Well, I. Early: She was the damn tennis coach! What kind of damn-Ĭhalky Trouble Early: Nope, I don't need no internet. Early: What the hell? Sheriff: Well, I mean, she said she was the principal. Rusty: Ain't nothin' gonna stop me now but my innate inability to progress conganaciousĮarly: Now where's that money check? Come to your daddy, come on! Sheriff: Oh hell, Early, I gave that to Granny. Lil: Back off, bitch he is mine! Granny Yeah, let's see what whore moves you got. Granny: Oh, I just got sassed by a whore. Do you mind if I cut between you lovely couple? Lil: Oh, I believe this young man is taken. Now clean yourself up your going to a prom. Rusty: Did I pass? Early: Pass what? Rusty: The field trip! Early. And you's goin' on a trip! Rusty: Daddy I din know we had well. Damn you party liquor! Įarly: Today we's going on a field trip. Early: Then when I say Rusty, you say here. Rusty.Įarly: Boy, do you wanna pass this class or what? Rusty Yes I do Daddy I'd like that very much. These here is rawks that you get hit with. School Days, Fool Days Early: Today we's learnin' about rawks. (Dan stops the commercial) Dan Halen: Look, you won't have to know any of this stuff. TV Announcer: The Pocket Surgeon! Just scrape the rust from the collapsible tumor scoop and. Impressive, Early.Įarly: What I gotta do? Dan Halen: Well, you're my boss, and as CEO, you'll have certain responsibilities like showing up.and leaving.and accepting liability for.certain class action lawsuits that may, or may not, and in fact, currently are being levied against new products, such as. If you ain't like me, go hang from a damn tree. I listen to my gut, and my gut tells me that this ain't a fit, but my heart says this could work and gut's a damn moron so they get to carryin' on, and then my brain chimes in and sayin' I got to try my hand at the fast sex-paced world of adult literature.ĭan Halen: Let's talk briefly about your work ethic. Take This Job and Love It Early: I do apprecinate the generous offer, but knifery is the tool of the idiot. They specialize in sheetrock, sheetrock mud, sheetrock screws, pharmaceuticals, petroleum, global mass media, third-world covert military operations, and. This Show Is Called Squidbillies Narrator: That large building over there is Dan Halen Sheetrock. Squidbillies is an animated television show, produced by Williams Street Studios, about a family of hillbilly squids that live in the north Georgia mountains.