#No cause I saw a post that was super funny but the screenshot used had like. Nurm's left leg in the foregriund and I started tearing up

[themintman]

I am filled with HATE and SORROW y'all know how like Nurm is my favourite character my number 1 guy out of any piexe of media ever I love him dearly which sucks cause he's pretty unpopular but whatever whatever. N I'm like "man I really want to see some new Nurm content but everything I find I've either seen before or I created ☹️" and then I. I go on tiktok and I KEEP seeing edits that start with a clip with Nurm in them and then haha surprise it's actually a Petra edit!! Cause it's ALWAYS PETRA GOD DAMN IT and I love her. I love Petra so much. She is a fabulous character but ohm y god I am tweaking. I genuinely started crying y'all I am not sane nor normal. I'm so normal about him. Oh my good god I am going insane I am 💥💥💥💥

[riansdiary]

My BRIDGERTON S3 E1 Reaction/Annotation 🎉

My dearest gentle readers,

It is finally time to start off my new series of posts for my written reaction to Bridgerton Season 3! We are doing the first episode on this one! I wanna thank all the amazing members of the ton who have liked my post about this letting me know that you'd like to see this. I will include screenshots if it is extremely necessary! This is not the first time I'm watching, this is my second but I'll still share thoughts I had from my first watch! My favorite characters are Eloise and Benedict! Yes, my favorite Bridgerton siblings! Penelope would be the third probably! I also have a special place in my heart for Lady Danbury and Kate! I love them. Philippa is also super adorable to me especially when she said her iconic line. Now, Varley! The bugs!

That is all, shall we start? Warning: There will be spoilers.

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I love that they do this every year! It's like someone was giving birth inside the room but it's just really one of the sisters getting their makeup done and putting on their beautiful gowns!

This is my face when Kathony appeared: 🥹

Would you look at her dress? It is just so beautifully done! I love Kate's looks even more this season and I'm so happy that Anthony is being himself and is so cute with her! How is it that they didn't know that it was Frannie playing the pianoforte downstairs? Even Kate knew. Now, do you know what I'm really curious about? How did our girl escape from that room? Everyone is literally outside of that room. How did she get to the drawing room from there? Nevermind, I think she said that she woke up early.

I love Hannah Dodd! I actually recognized her as soon as I saw her. I thought that she looked familiar at first and then it clicked to me that she was in Enola Holmes 2! One of my favorite movies! She was the missing girl. Her character was Cicely or Sarah Chapman. She was amazing there so I knew she would do Francesca justice!

Aw, Pen staring at Eloise as they walked out of Aubrey Hall was heartbreaking to me. Not my favorite besties in the show not getting along anymore! They both made a mistake and I really hoped that they could resolve it.

Here's my honest opinion on Colin's F-boy era: I know his glow up was great and every girl is out to get him but he didn't need to be such a RAKE about it! I want our sweet romantic boy back!

Let's look at our boy's glow up though! I am very proud of him. Look at our boy! If only he used that to be more honorable and acted like a prince more instead of turning into a rake. Come on, where's our sweet Colin from S1 and S2? I just really miss him not trying to fit in and just being his sweet self.

Nice Colin! I love his hair better now. We love the curls! He did look cute before but I gasped and my jaw dropped when I saw him first in this specific scene! I was like: Wow! He looks so good! Penelope will fall even more for him.

I love that he calls Eloise "El" it's so cute! I myself have a nickname for her but let's be honest, Colin's nickname for her is way better. It's "Lou" or "Loulou" cause she's Eloise. There's that "Lou" sound when you say her name even if the u is not there but you know what, Colin's is way cuter. I'm gonna call her "El" instead.

Ah, the intro always hits. It just calms me down when I hear the opening theme!

I love Anthony's line when the brothers were in the carriage! "Who are you? What have you done with our brother?" My second favorite Anthony line after "Lilies, Forget-me-not, Lilacs!" ���

Gregory was so adorable when he was imitating Colin! "Mm. I should like some... proportion." That was so funny for me. I loved Anthony and Benedict's reaction to that! Love how they both leaned to the left when they smiled at Gregory! One of my favorite Bridgerton brothers moments for sure!

The mom and the daughter speaking to each other with sign language! I loved that they added that!

Let me say one thing about Mama Featherington. What I like about her is that she always does her best to take care of her daughters. Maybe not in emotional ways but rather in the financial way. Love that about her. The thing that I disliked about her is how she treats Penelope. She teaches Pen to dumb herself down so men can tell her things. While that is a good strategy, it is not entirely true. I think Lord Debling would have wanted Pen to just be herself and talk intellectually with her. I didn't like the way she treats Pen at all. She underestimates her own daughter. Dare I say, she doesn't even know her daughter.

Oh Portia, you are so so clueless. That is literally Pen to a T except she has more money.

Cressida, Cressida, Cressida. I hate it every time she comes to bully Penelope or ruin her dress like she does almost every time. I do love her gigantic sleeves 🤣

I never wanted Mama Bridgerton to move so thank God Kate doesn't want her to move either! Also, look at her entire outfit and hair! Slayed! So gorgeous!

One of my favorite moments appears after that which is the moment Lady Danbury called them Lady Bridgerton and they both answered! I found that so heartwarming to be honest.

Great, every debutante is in love with Colin. He is the charm machine this season. Just be yourself sweetie!

When Cressida's mom said: "Or does common thievery run in the family?"

I would've immediately said: "Does bullying run in yours?" 😎

Portia is the one who has been dressing or at least choosing Penelope's gowns and you don't know how relieved I was when Pen said that she doesn't want to see a single citrus color on her new dress. She's finally using Whistledown money for her own good. Yes girl!

I love how Anthony is letting Gregory play with the bow and arrow but not where their mother can see it! Benedict and Hyacinth coming along with them was so cute!

Colin's timing when his mother wondered if they will ever be on time was fantastic! And the fact that it's a watch gift too! 💡

I cannot say enough about how much I love Francesca's gowns! They're so pretty and the hair! I wanna do that with my hair too! It just gives me Belle from the Beauty and the Beast vibes! So elegant! Emma Watson, my role model of all time was a great Belle but I think Hannah Dodd also looks like Belle especially with the hairstyle they gave her which is almost exactly the same hairstyle that Belle often has!

Eloise reading Emma! Okay, personally I haven't read but as my favorite YouTuber Darling Desi loves Emma, I know for a fact that it is an amazing book! Please watch her if you wanna relax or if you are a book lover too! She has a lot of aesthetic and lovely seasonal, cottagecore and other types of videos!

Colin questioning Eloise about why she's befriending Cressida. Our boy is at least there for Penelope when it comes to El and when it counts! She said that no one showed her kindness but Penelope does.

I cried. It was so hard and heart-wrenching to watch Eloise and Penelope's first scene together at the modiste. It's the first scene where Penelope finally approached her. Not my favorite best friends!

This necklace on Nicola was so beautiful. I couldn't take my eyes off it!

Okay, I know there are people who are siding with both. There are some who said a lot of bad things about my Eloise. That it's her fault and that she's a horrible friend but let's get into the bottom of this. I want to share my point and this is it. What's a character without a flaw? Someone who's too perfect, could be boring and seemingly less human. Penelope and Eloise both made mistakes and it's true.

Penelope could have told her earlier that she's Lady Whistledown. Eloise is her best friend and I feel like she would be fine with it. She didn't really hate Whistledown and I'm sure she would have been ecstatic if Pen confessed to her earlier. Yes, Penelope only wrote about Eloise to save her but she still dragged her family to filth. I know she had no other way to protect her but it still did something to their reputation. It was revealed in part two that it was true, that Eloise was a little jealous of Penelope's success and her being Lady Whistledown. That kind of added fuel to the fire. Pen did write about Colin and Eloise both as Lady Whistledown and that did a lot of damage to their reputation as a family. People tend to forget that Eloise couldn't continue to be friends with Theo because Pen wrote about it. They were so cute and she was starting to feel something for him. Both of them.

I am kind of hoping that we get a different kind of love for Eloise if it's possible for her to be with Theo instead of Crane. It would be quite interesting to see someone from nobility fall in love with a normal person. I would love to see that and that would be so much more dramatic and romantic. Rich girl, poor boy trope anyone? Yeah, I did adore Theo a lot, he's so cute with her!!! ❤️

Eloise wasn't always mean to her during their feud. When Cressida ripped Pen's dress, she looked so apologetic and almost teary-eyed. What I wanted to say is that they both hurt each other and I hope this will make them grow.

The Mondrich couple are one of my favorite side stories. They might not be nobility or royal before but damn, they dress so well! Just look at them! I love that pink gown 😍 and it matches with his outfit!

I love Newton so much! One of our puppies is part corgi so she kind of looks like Newton! So cute!

Me when Penelope said "I should like to try something a little different tonight.": 😱🫢👍

Yes queen, enough of the citrus colors (not that they're bad cause I saw the Featherington fam in S2 wearing gold and I was like 😍) that your mamma always dresses you in! Penelope hair and gown glow up! Ahhh! Her entrance scene with the new look is one of my favorite moments! Everyone was astounded by her beauty and we all know it especially you Colin! A lady with red hair in green dresses is just a match made in heaven! It just works! Nicola or Penelope's smile when she walks down the stairs and notices that everyone is looking at her was so beautiful!

Cressida Cowper and her iconic always gigantic sleeves!

Oh Colin "down bad" Bridgerton stopping to stare at Pen! I think he doesn't know he had feelings for her or is it because of the fact that he is roleplaying as his brothers? I heard somewhere that Colin is trying to put on a mask, be a rake and act like his brothers because he's trying so hard to fit in. He just always has seen Pen as a friend and doesn't recognize how he feels about her.

Pen was so nervous when she was talking to the men who approached her and yet she's so confident and charming as Whistledown. I guess we can say they never talked to her as much before so this is the first time. I hate that they left her early because they don't want Whistledown to write about them with Pen ugh! They don't wanna be written that they're with her but remember they were the ones who loved her look and approached her? Oh my God, fight me! 😠

Eloise staring at Penelope: 👀

Me: "I'm sure you're proud of her. Maybe secretly but just go talk to her!" 😆

The Penelope and Francesca moment was so wholesome and I loved that they had each other.

Every time Cressida Cowper ruins Penelope's gowns I'm like: 😤😡🤬

The guy who said this to Colin: "Miss Featherington, why concern yourself with her?" I don't like him. I don't like any of Colin's new friends, they are insufferable! How rude! Why concern himself with her? Well are you dumb? They're friends hello?

"I would never dream of courting Penelope Featherington" was the worst thing that came out of Colin's mouth. Lies, lies and more lies!

Portia is so smart when it comes to saving her girls! I love that about her!

They were so smart about how they covered Claudia Jessie's injury! I did enjoy the Eloise and Cressida's promenade scene where she's scolding her about what she did to Penelope's dress! Eloise still does care about Pen. We're seeing a bit of Cressida's good side there. Loved that. I think she thinks Pen is a threat even though she doesn't wanna say it. She has been bullying her for a long time and trying to ruin her chances with men. She feels threatened by her. She could easily snatch the attention of the men without doing that to Pen. She wouldn't do that if she thinks that Pen doesn't have a chance.

Love that Kate convinces Anthony to let Violet stay! The Bridgerton drawing room is literally my favorite room or place in the show. The blue is just so calming and the place is so cozy.

Colin apologizing to Pen was sweet but she got friendzoned yet again! Oh Colin. Pen's wearing green again! It's so perfect with her red hair I tell you! He's finally appreciating Pen. Thank God.

The Mondrich family are now members of the ton? Yes! They deserve it!

Me when Eloise is reading the new Whistledown issue about Colin: "No no no no no, I feel a storm coming on! A storm of drama. She's not going to like that. Neither will he. Yikes, Pen."

Colin: What are you reading?

Eloise: Nothing.

Colin: 🙂‍↔️🤨

Eloise: 😐

This was so funny to watch even though the situation was, you know, dire. I loved that they could talk just with their eyes and face expressions! Something that reminds me of me and my own siblings!

Penelope calling out Colin's act! Yes!

Colin: I will never forgive her

Me: They're setting it up, oh no. Here we go. He's not gonna like it when he finds out it's her

He literally said "I will make sure it is her life that is ruined." Oh my God! Pen, what now!

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And that is it, everyone! I hope you enjoyed my first one! My reaction to the first episode of Bridgerton! This was fun to do! If you noticed that I'm suddenly talking in Bridgerton style, it's because it's easy for me to pick up accents and ways of speaking! I had so much fun with this! See you on the next one! 💋

[iamafanofcartoons]

I haaaaate hate hate hate how people said Hazel's redemption arc made sense and Emerald's didn't?

I'd argue Hazel's does still make sense ofc but it's sooooo telling to me how ppl love his and hates hers.

Esp bc, imo, hers makes MORE sense?? We saw hints of it from volume THREE come on

If you want a short example, here's a screenshot by somebody on Twitter who noticed an annoying trend.

Here's the link if you're curious. https://twitter.com/spicybinch/status/1582743854477778944 Me personally?

I've noticed THIS particular issue.

Ruby Rose: Tries actively and super hard to always do the right thing and respect people’s choices.

RWBY Critics: OMG She’s so boring, come back when you have a personality.

Ruby Rose, Blake Belladonna, Robyn Hill: Makes human mistakes, proving both are complex character with flaws, capable of evolving.

EruptionFang, Vexed Viewer, their followers: OMG See? She’s not a saint, she was a horrible person all along, idk why people act like she’s a good person, she should burn in hell.

And then we have the straight white guys who are the villains in RWBY. Yes, I'm excluding Hazel for this one because Unlike Roman, Adam, and Ironwood? Hazel takes accountability for his actions, tries to make amends, and shows actual regret...so already we see that like Emerald, he is given more of a chance of redemption than the three.

Roman Torchwick and Adam Taurus : Does awful things willingly, consistently and without reason, and may make jokes about hurting people in general.

EruptionFang and The RWBY Rewrite folks: OMG he’s so funny and hot. I love bad boys/villains/bad people. They MUST be morally grey, cause they're so cool, they must have a tragic backstory justifying their actions.

James Ironwood: Has a pathetic excuse for his actions, blames it on other people, never takes accountability, and does a teeny tiny good thing (Think of it as nepotism) and throws outbursts when he doesn’t get his way.

Fandom on all 3 men: OMG, he is so sad, my poor baby, he deserves so much better, my heart is breaking for him. He is a complex character  with so many layers and he owns their horrible disgusting actions. But his actions are not his own fault. He has trauma. OMG so hot.

I mean they also scream character assassination when it comes to male antagonists, but let me ask you this.

You notice how these critics look at a robotic acting nanny for Penny Polendina by the name of Ciel Soleil, who only had 60 seconds of screentime, and whine about wasted potential?

Several things to keep in mind. 1, these people only call v1-3 "peak animation" because they put Monty on a pedestal, and because they were obsessed with yang's chest size. That's it.

2. These people are not used to women characters having more complexity than a male character. They were fed a diet of media that treated female characters badly in one way or another.

3. Last but not least. ANYTHING Miles and Kerry do, or ANYTHING a RWBY fan does, people will hold under a microscope. Yet insulting the show and the fandom gets people put on a pedestal.

The next time you see somebody get mad at female characters in RWBY getting some form of redemption? Check their comment or post history and see if maybe they have some weird issue towards women...or LGBT.

You ever noticed how these critics who claim to be fine with LGBT shipping or at least wlw shipping get so upset and uncomfortable at the mere thought of mlm shipping?

[dat-carovieh]

Got some interpretation on Hank’s character that got prompted by some discussion on Discord about the stickers on Hank’s work desk. They all seem to somehow send a message about some boomer guy who is racist about androids, hates his ex-wife, is in general a grumpy asshole who is a prick to everyone. But is he really and if not, how do you explain the stickers?

So, let’s first have a look at who Hank interacts with throughout the game to see if he really is a grumpy prick like the stickers suggest. We will get to the stickers later. I will not include Connor for now, because I think that has been talked about a lot also this post is already a novel. But let’s talk about side characters.

We have of course his co-workers. Most memorable is probably Gavin. He clearly doesn’t like Gavin and Gavin clearly doesn’t like him. Gavin is pretty shitty to Hank, despite Hank being his superior. So I think Hank calling Gavin an asshole and not being friendly with him makes sense. How about other co-workers, we don’t see a lot. I can only think of Ben and Chris. They seem to be respecting each other. In Partners Hank arrives, gets greeted by Ben, has a polite conversation about what happened, Ben teases him a little, Hank does not get rude about it, maybe a bit grumpy, but well he’s annoyed about his new partner. He than walks around the crime scene and asks questions. When he talks, he is polite to the person he talks to. He talks to Chris in public enemy (Please excuse if I forget instances, I have played the game a couple of times, but my brain isn’t perfect) He enters, he makes a joke, in my opinion it’s funny and in no way rude, he’s annoyed with the FBI, yeah but I think that’s normal. He asks Chris questions, listens to him, polite conversation, they seem to clearly respect each other and have a good and professional relationship. Later Hank is clearly really affected by what happened to Chris, no matter if he got killed or not.

Jeffrey is a little harder. They do yell at each other, it’s not really pretty, there are clearly issues between them. They go way back and I can imagine they butt heads a lot because Jeffrey is disappointed in Hank for letting himself go and giving in to his depression and alcoholism. I can imagine he had tried to help Hank and he resisted a lot, Hank seems like the type. So there is a lot of tension that comes out between them.

I mentioned the FBI earlier, so clearly, we have to talk about Perkins, THAT MOTHER FUCKER. Yeah, I hate him, he’s an asshole, Hank thinks the same. But honestly Perkins was super rude from the beginning. Chris introduced them and instead of a “Hello” or whatever his first words were “What is that” about Connor. Yeah, fuck off Perkins. Hank has actually been really polite with him there, if you take in the circumstances.

Let’s move to the Eden Club. Who does he interact here? Ben, briefly, polite professional, he calls Gavin an asshole, when he’s not there, he doesn’t really say anything to Gavin when they’re in the same room, despite Gavin being a little shit again. Eden Club owner? He’s polite as he questions him, he does mention that he likes his dog more and more the more he learns about humans, which honestly, if you look at why he says that, understandable. Then the Traci, this is easily missed, I only saw it on my fourth playthrough, he is trying to gently let her down and it’s incredibly adorable. The guy who supposedly absolutely hates Androids and thinks they’re just machines tries to not hurt this android sexworker’s feelings even though he believes she doesn’t even have feelings.

We see a little bit of his private life at Chicken Feed where he meets Pedro, a guy who apparently gives him questionable betting advice and last time Hank apparently lost quite a bit of money with Pedro’s advice. But he’s not mad. He mentions it but he is quickly convinced to bet again and he’s in general super friendly to Pedro. Gary, the guy who owns Chicken Feed, him and Hank also seem to have a good relationship. Someone who wouldn’t want to interact with humans and who is annoyed by them (like me sometimes) wouldn’t actually built a connection to the guy you buy your food from. I’m talking from personal experience here. Yes, I’m always friendly to service workers I interact with but I don’t really say more than greeting, thanking, wishing a good day and anything important for whatever I’m buying. Hank clearly knows him better and talks to him. Jimmy is less clear but the way he says to him “Wonders of technology, make it double” it seems like they know each other, they chat on occasion. And I think that extends to other Service workers. He would be friendly at the grocery store when something doesn’t work out r at the restaurant when getting the wrong dish. You know like millennials are, because he is a millennial.

That we go to Kamski. I’m not sure why he seems nervous while talking to Chloe because I’m pretty sure with all his experience he doesn’t get nervous in front of a pretty woman, that seems like it would be really bad for the job. I don’t know what’s with this, maybe cause she’s an android and he’s not sure how to interact with her? But he is very polite to her, greets her and asks for Kamski. Despite her being an android, he supposedly hates. He is less polite to Kamski, but he’s a little shit, who honestly is wilfully withholding information from the police, which is a crime, but he’s rich so I guess he gets away with it.

 So, what about the Stickers than? Let’s have a look at the Stickers and see what we have.

I’m just gonna list what we see there, so you don’t have to get through my grainy screenshots and also, it’s accessible for screenreaders.

We have three categories, let’s start with anti Android: -“We don’t bleed the same color” -a blue triangle, crossed out, underneath it says: “No more androids”

That’s it, only two, we know he doesn’t like androids but like mentioned before he is still really polite to them, well his relationship with Connor is starting bumpy and based on player choices might get bumpier. But what is it, he hates? He doesn't like androids in their non-deviated state because of what humans want them to be, he hates that humans basically built human shaped slaves. And honestly, I kinda get it. Connor shoots the Tracis? Hank likes Connor less. Hank shoots Chloe, Hank is mad. Connor spares them? Hank tells him he did the right thing. Connor asked him why he didn’t want him to chase Kara across the highway and the first thing he says is “You could have died” before he remembers he’s supposed to hate androids. Yes, he gives positive feedback when Connor shoots the kitchen android but he was actively threatening all of their lifes.

Next, we have a sticker mentioning an ex-wife, only one. It says: “If I wanted to be ignored I’d talk to my ex-wife” There is something else there but it’s blocked by another sticker.

Seems like classical boomer humour “Haha I hate my ex-wife” or it’s ironic. There is no other instance of an ex-wife being mentioned. For all we know, he might have never been married. Hell he might be gay. Cole might have been adopted. The sticker might be ironic. Or he got it from somewhere and just sticked it on or he did it very shortly after the breakup when he was pretty mad.

Third are the grumpy ones. We have more from them. -“If you’re not a bartender, go away!” twice -“How is my driving? Call: 1-555-IDONTCARE” twice -I’m not grumpy. I just don’t like you.” -“Warning, to avoid injury, don’t tell me how to do my job” -“If you have a complaint, please do to hell.” -“Happy people make me sick”

This screams edgy millennial to me. Also the fact he has stickers twice seems like he just got them somewhere and slapped them on because he found them funny. He didn’t buy them specifically.

The bartender ones? Don’t we all like to make fun of our mental illnesses? He knows he’s an alcoholic, might as well make fun about it. The ones about driving? Wouldn’t you stick them on your car? Why is this in the office? Because they’re stupid but somehow funny, just slap them on there. I’m not grumpy? I would totally say that as well. And I believe people told them he’s grumpy so he probably saw this as fitting. I have to admit I don’t have a specific interpretation to telling him hoe to do his job and the complaint one. The one about happy people? This man is heavily depressed, that’s a coping mechanism, it’s again making fun of your own mental illness. But yes, all in all they boil down to edgy millennial.

 I’m well aware that this is probably not what David Cage intended but to be honest I don’t care what David Cage intended. He tried to push boomer Hank on us with these stickers but the Hank we got was different. I don’t know if that’s Clancy’s doing or if this is just another plothole. But that is my interpretation of Hank, nobody asked for.

Anyway, I love Hank and I’m making it everyone’s problem.

[xoxo-ren-xoxo]

smptwt as of 04/07/2020

Right. You asked for it, so you shall recieve. Below the cut is probably one of the most thought-out, in-depth, hopefully unbiased (but probably not) and above all helpful accounts of what the fuck is happening in the smplive and lunch club fandoms right now. I will be covering everything I can- but in the case that I’ve forgotten something, please let me know so I can have a crack at making an update.

Before the cut, I’d just like to link my first three posts about this same topic, covering my thoughts and the events of the last couple of months of drama. It feels so strange that I’ve made so many of these, but as long as they help people, I’ll keep making them.

Part 1: https://crunchy-corvid.tumblr.com/post/619547090403622912/the-cscoopsmptwt-drama

Part 2: https://crunchy-corvid.tumblr.com/post/619746266158661633/more-on-smptwt-long-post

Part 3: https://crunchy-corvid.tumblr.com/post/619886809143476225/smptwt-part-3-030620

I’d like to preface this with a huge thank you to everyone who helped me collect and compile information for this post- and those who helped censor twitter handles and edit screenshots. Without you, this post would have never been made. 

Thank you to everyone on the Cancelled Heaven discord server:  https://discord.gg/emrh2u

Now, onto the thing.

So we’ll start at the beginning with the easiest ‘drama’ (I hate calling it that) to cover. Charlie (slimecicle) tweeted on his second account and it caused a little upset. It’s not much but it feeds into a greater conversation that I think is relevant here: 

We’ll start with Charlie’s original point, then move on to the reply. Obviously, this post was poorly timed, because everyone thought it was about the Cooper (cscoop) drama, when in reality it was just a general comment. I saw a lot of replies along the lines of ‘it’s okay you can @ cscoop’ and similar things. If you’ve read my previous posts you’ll know how I feel about the Cooper situation, but regardless, there are a few reasons why this is a Bad Take/poor interpretation of what Charlie said.

Charlie and Cooper are friends. They haven’t fallen out as far as we know. Charlie is left-wing, and definately doesn’t seem like the kind of person to be friends with someone who is racist/transphobic/sexist etc. So why would he be talking about Cooper in this post? 

Also, Charlie is clearly talking about people who still say slurs, not people who have said slurs in the past. This is how I read it, a jab at streamers and gamers who use ‘dark humour’ to justifty their actions. A lot of people seemed to relate this to Cooper, despite him never trying to justify his use of slurs. The people who did try to justify his actions this way were fans, not the man himself. So again, this post doesn’t relate to Cooper.

On to the reply, which sparks a different conversation all together. While I see where the commenter is coming from, and agree with them to an extent, Charlie is allowed to have his own opinion on the matter. And he is right. Using insulting language against heterosexual people does create a larger divide and doesn’t get anyone on our ‘side’. It just makes us look immature and causes a lot of straight cis people to assume that we hate them. 

On the other hand, I do think that saying things like ‘disgusting hets’ can be a funny joke if you are saying it to your friends who don’t have any issue with it. You probably shouldn’t get into the habit of saying things like that though, just in case you actually hurt someone with your words. Both sides of the argument have pros and cons, so anyone angry at Charlie for his opinion really have no reason to be.

Charlie’s reponse to this comment was reasonable, responsible, and mature, and he is clearly showing that he understands the concerns of his audience. This is all I’ll say about Charlie in this post. Honestly, he’s generally unproblematic and ‘safe’ to keep watching, if you enjoy a very drama-free environment. Have fun!

Now I’ll move on to Ted. He’s made some great points recently about cancel culture which I strongly agree with. Here’s his first tweets:

I don’t have much to add here, this is perfectly valid in my opinion- though I feel like sometimes you can tell a lot about a person by the people they follow. For example, if someone follows Trump, Ben Shapiro, and a bunch of right-wing youtubers, they probably agree with a lot of the things they say. But I think the point Ted is trying to make is that he shouldn’t be harassed about drama his friends fall into. If he isn’t involved, leave him out of it. 

Next we’ll take a look at his tweets on stans, probably sparked by the drama with Carson, which I will be talking about later. 

Again, I have no issue with what Ted is saying here. His idea is a good one, and a fun way to distinguish casual fans from people who create art, content, and (appropriate) fanfiction for the ‘flandom’! 

Basically, how I see it, is that a ‘fan’ is a casual viewer who doesn’t really get involved in the flandom, maybe posting about smplive and/or lunch club occasionally, but not being too involved. A ‘flan’ is someone who interracts a lot, creates art and fiction that respects boundaries, and posts more about the boys than a casual fan does. A ‘stan’ is a stalker-fan, creepy and obsessive, too invested, maybe creates art and fiction that crosses boundaries, and obsessively posts about the boys.

I think this new terminology is really cool and Ted is smart for coming up with it (also, probably hungry when coming up with it too). I think that the term ‘stan’ should be thrown out and used to describe the ‘bad’ side of fandoms. There is a risk that people will hide behind the term ‘flan’ to disguise the fact that they are a stan, but this is still a good step foward. 

But you’re not here to listen to me ramble about Ted or Charlie. You’re here for Carson. So let’s get on with it.

Carson made a series of tweets talking about stans, much like Ted did later. He seemed tired of stans harassing him about his friends, a sentiment shared by Ted (who faced very minimal backlash over his tweets). Here’s what he said:

Which is something I fully agree with. For big content creators like Carson and his friends, stan culture is absolutely insane. Recently they’ve been trying to ‘catch out’ many people who are part of smplive and/or lunch club, most obviously with Cooper and Schlatt but I’ve seen the others getting ‘called out’ too. Carson’s anti-stan stance is well-known in the flandom (yes I am using that word get used to it) so these tweets didn’t surprise me. 

For some reason stans seem to think that if one creator is okay with their behaviour, every other creator is too. This is not the case. Carson was within his full right to say these things about stans.

Obviously the replies got out of hand. People became horribly angry very quickly, and clearly Carson had already had enough because pretty soon he started blocking stan accounts- which only made them more mad.

Of course, there were supporters and anti-stan comments out there too, such as this fun exchange:

But a whole lot of people got angry. Carson was trending for a while, too, after he started blocking stans. Unfortunately some people did get wrongfully blocked, which sucks, sure, but use of an alt account or logging off of twitter can solve that problem (this can also be said for stan accounts. Carson didn’t stop any of them from viewing his content, just blocked them so that he didn’t have to see their tweets).

Carson did this for his own mental health. After a long conversation with older people who have been in fandoms for decades, I can tell you that being at the top is always hell. New threads created about you every day, friends you can’t trust, and people giving you shit for things other people said. I can’t imagine how someone as popular as Carson has dealt with this for so long.

People who were blocked started to claim that they were having panic attacks, that they hyperfixate so they can’t help being obsessive, and that Carson doesn’t care about mental health for these reasons. They said some pretty toxic and manipulative things and a lot of people clearly didn’t know what they were talking about:

First of all, these comments on the Katerino and Fitz situation are honestly disgusting. These people are only proving Carson’s point that stans will be super supportive one second and turn around to hate you the next. To bring up something like this, something completely unrelated and highly personal- knowing Carson will see- is disgraceful. To speculate about a relationship that Carson has explicitly stated he doesn’t want people to speculate about just to try and make a point? Horrible.

A lot of stans seem to have this ‘we made you famous so we dictate how you feel’ mentality, which I hate. Exactly as the reply says, they sound like toxic parents with these words. To think you deserve ‘respect’ from someone after accusing their friends of horrible things and harassing them to the point that they block you is so manipulative and quite frankly cruel.

Again, Carson has the right to block anyone he wants. Creators are not your friends, they are entertainment. If you are making them upset and harassing them, you shouldn’t get mad when they block you. 

Listen. It can be tough, finding out that someone you look up to has blocked you. Yes, I’m sure people had a not-so-nice time with their mental health when it happened to them. But in most cases, they were blocked for a reason. Some people were even literally asking to get blocked and then got mad when they did. But again, no one has been barred from viewing Carson’s content. He simply blocked people who he didn’t want to see in his comments section.

You have freedom of speech, but you don’t have freedom from consequence. If you say something that hurts someone else, you’re not always going to be free from their judgement. 

Carson has been very open about his own struggles with depression and imposter syndrome recently, and people are viewing his actions as... hypocritical? This is flawed logic. Carson blocked stans because they were bad for his mental health, the fact that some claim to have had ‘panic attacks’ as a result is not on him. He has the autonomy to block who he wants to block. 

Wilbur Soot made some comments about the situation, which can be found in this video from 7 minutes 30 seconds in, and goes until 10 minutes and 11 seconds in:

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/667971714

What Wilbur says here is completely understandable. He doesn’t have a problem with stans, but doesn’t speak for anyone but himself. Just because one person is okay with something doesn’t mean someone else is, too. 

Also, a lot of people think that it’s okay to hate on someone like Carson or Schlatt, then turn around and stan Wilbur, which is kind of fucked up, because they’re friends in real life. How would you feel if someone was super nice to you, then turned around and harassed your friends?

A lot of people claimed to have ‘hyperfixations’ on Carson or lunch club, which they used as an excuse to be obsessive and creepy. This is bullshit, but someone else explained it a lot better than I could:

And I absolutely agree with this. You cannot use neurodivergence to explain away your creepiness. That’s just offensive to people who do hyperfixate, and leads to even more problems and misunderstandings.

Carson did a stream much later where he talked about all of these things, and boy did that go well (not). Here is a clip of him talking about hyperfixations:

https://m.twitch.tv/clip/SuaveBlushingDotterelBCWarrior

Now, here’s where my support for Carson falters. He should have done more research on what hyperfixations really are before he said things about them. He hurt some people with what he said, and just saying he’s uneducated on the topic isn’t really an excuse.

HOWEVER. Carson was given very little time to research (about 24 hours between his original tweets and his stream) and, more importantly, it is very obvious that the use of the term ‘hyperfixation’ has been warped and manipulated by stans who are misusing the term to excuse their behaviour. Carson probably saw stans using it and assumed it was something synonomous with ‘obsessions’.

What he said was poorly worded, but the point he was making is the same as the (much more researched and informative) tweet above. Anyone getting mad that he is somehow ‘invalidating mental health or autism’ with his comments clearly don’t understand the point he was trying to make in the first place.

And here’s a clip of Connor talking about it, too, as well as defending Carson’s right to block people as he wishes:

https://www.twitch.tv/connoreatspants/clip/YummySlickPlumageSpicyBoy

https://www.twitch.tv/connoreatspants/clip/JazzySpotlessMelonMoreCowbell

What he said here is completely valid, a little poorly worded in the same way as Carson’s statement, but overall something I stand behind.

Some people are claiming that Carson is being manipulative or ‘gaslighting’ fans and stans:

Carson is not against fans who create cool stuff for him and his friends. He is against the people who harass him, accuse his friends of horrible things, and try to look for every little thing they’ve said and done wrong. This is what he said, and people got mad at him for it, and so he blocked them. That is it. There is no gaslighting. There is no manipulation. I’ve seen much more manipulative things coming from the stans’ side of things.

Now we move on to Noah’s reply to Carson’s tweet. Which, yes, caused a whole new can of worms to be opened.

Now, for those like me who have trouble figuring out Noah’s way of speaking, let me translate: ‘stans are insecure people who start to feel entitled because they’ve started to view a streamer they like as a friend/someone who shares their pain.’ 

For those of you who don’t know, this is what ‘don’t negotiate with terrorists’ means:

However, almost predictably, stans saw the word ‘terrorist’ and lost their goddamn minds. That, coupled with the complicated phrasing of Noah’s words, caused a lot of stans to freak out.

This conversation is full of Bad Takes, but my main issue is that they are trying to diagnose Noah with an actual mental illness. That is not only offensive to people who have that illness (especially calling him ‘insane’ in the same sentence, as well as implying that having said illness makes you a bad person) but is also highly hypocritical since so many stans claimed to all be neurodivergent themselves. 

Also, 90% of his fans aren’t stans. They’re mostly fans or flans. You are a loud minority. You aren’t as powerful as you think you are. Noah even started to retweet hate comments, that’s how few shits he gave. He also shows that he is concerned about people making things up about him, which is understandable.

Plus he outright said that stans are not fans of him, which in most cases, they’re not. Noah’s content isn’t as widely watched as some of his friends’ stuff, and a lot of stans don’t watch his streams.

But anyway, here’s one good take I saw floating around:

After this, before his stream, Carson deleted his original tweets and spent some time with his family, which was a sensible and mature thing to do at this point. 

During Carson’s stream, someone notified him that his ‘fans’ had started to doxx stans. Here is his reaction:

https://m.twitch.tv/callmecarsonlive/clip/SpicySassyGerbilArgieB8

A lot of people got mad that he didn’t do more to stop the doxxings, but I want to raise the question: what was he supposed to do? He can’t control his ‘fans’ (another breed of stans who don’t call themselves stans were doing the doxxings, to be honest) and he said not to do it. He was streaming, he didn’t know how serious it was or even if it was true, at that moment, what was he supposed to do?

It did get serious. People I know were doxxed. Anyone posting anything (positive or negative) about lunch club, smplive, and Carson were in danger. It was not fake like some people claimed. The twt handles in this post are blurred out because of the doxxing threats. I am making this post at my own risk, but I do feel that tumblr is safer than twitter at the moment.

This being said, it is in no way Carson’s fault how out of hand this has become. He has been against doxxing in the past and his sentiments haven’t changed. He has said more about the doxxings in replies to tweets such as this one:

Also, here’s what the mods on Carson’s discord server had to say about the situation. They’ve clearly talked about this with Carson, and are strongly against anyone who is doxxing these people (especially since a lot of the people being doxxed are minors).

A similar sentiment was shared on Ted’s discord server:

Here is what ItsAsaii had to say:

So that’s basically where everything stands right now. If you want an even fuller update on everything, check out Carson’s stream ‘afternoon fellas and fellettes’ where he talks about everything.

Here’s the last tweets I have from Carson regarding the whole situation:

And I agree fully with what he has said. And again, Carson doesn’t owe stans anything. Just like what was said here, he had subs and fans before he had stans, they did not ‘make’ him, and they cannot control him.

This is all I have to say, for now. If I have missed anything or you’d like me to cover anything else, please let me know. If I have hugely missed the mark and said something super wrong/offensive, let me know. If you’d like me to talk about a streamer or youtuber not related to lunch club, throw me a DM or an ask and I’ll try to compile some things, even if I don’t watch their content or know who they are.

If you’d like up-to-date information about drama in smptwt, streamers, and youtubers, join the Cancelled Heaven discord server- which I linked at the start of the post. 

I thank you all for reading, and suggest that you reblog this so that as many people as possible can see it. If you want to risk it, go ahead and link this post in a tweet or something, but please do be careful. 

For some ‘extra reading’ (watching) I highly recommend Contrapoints’ video on cancel culture: https://youtu.be/OjMPJVmXxV8

And Philosophy Tube’s video on artists and fandoms, there’s some really insightful things about parasocial relationships: https://youtu.be/3IG0Y63LkDM

Lots of love, and have a great day <3

[smutty-ki113r]

Yes I do screenshot ur fics page by page (～￣▽￣)～

dude I saw Masky and Hoodie yesterday. I was hanging out with nina and the chaos trio in the living room. me and nina were playing karaoke and the bois were looking at ur pictures...or more so; ben was complimenting u nonstop and jeff and toby laughed at him and called him a simp the whole time- and anyways...hoodie and masky came in; to talk to toby and I was jamming to the song me and nina were singing and accidentially bumped into masky. I screeched and everybody stared at me; like I just insulted their mom and every 3 removed cousin they have. I just laughed it off and offered a high five to masky who just smirked at me!?!╰（‵□′）╯this man is scary and I would go cry in a corner cuz he's so intimidating.

also Ben said u look hot as shit with lipstick and asked if u could ✨please✨ wear some when u meet him :> but he said it doesn't matter since u are amazing with or without! he do be simpin tho. (✿◠‿◠)

YES WRITING SMUT IS THE BEST POWER EVER!!!

I guess alot of ppl see their oc's as their kids but I see them as my friends and choosen family...idk

BEN DEFINETLY SWIPED RIGHT ON U TWENTY TIMES ALREADY-

he looks like a mango?? dude I lost my shit when i read that holy shit why is that so funny to me??? mango man in tha basketball field-

Hope the burn ceremony is fun :> I never did stuff like that. I just throw stuff out and scream breakup songs lmao.

YOU MAKE ME HAPPIER （︶^︶）💕💗

-🃏

YOURE SO CUTE- PAGE BY PAGE??!!! Thats literally flattery to another extent aisurhfpoiausrguog

WAIT so jeff knows what I look like too????!!! Im so scared rn. The way I squealed when i read that he was complimenting me- god that makes me so much more secure. Im trying to calm down about the whole “wow he like think’s im pretty?” Thing but it’s not nessesarily working. (●´⌓`●)

You LAUGHED IT OFF??!! Props to you man, i would join you in crying in a corner too. Did he NOT return the high five?? Ofc hes intimidating, listen. LISTEN. When i get there. I will probably stay in my room for a solid 3 days, no food, no water, no light. Just sobbing. And whenever someone knocks on the door the sobbing will intensify. I will have to restrain myself from going out cause you watch ill be like “yes! Im ready to go and meet him!!” ( ･ ᗜ ･ ) And then I’ll literally get within a 5 feet radius, see his face and break down in a way that has never been seen before. It’ll be like when I went to go watch a Broadway musical for the first time and met the actors- just full on panic attack.

For ben I would wear whatever the fuck he wanted. ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ I will stare at him like 😶 and he would just be trying to talk to me and id be holding back the tears. WHY AM I LIKE THIS BRO- bitch if he likes it ofc I’ll wear my lipstick.

Writing smut is such a great power. I am. I am very mentally ill but hey I CAN WRITE SEX!! And ive never even had it, ＾♪┌(・。・)┘♪♪ my imagination wildin, and they say maladaptive daydreaming dosen’t help for anything. And aww yeah I honestly think OC’s all have a bit of us in them so we get super attached. My burn ceremony was amazing! The paper burnt super fast!

Bruh but that man does look like a mango. I LOLED so bad when my friend told me that. Well he can suck it, i really don’t like him. And then he tried to hit me up a while ago and oml i was so smug about it. He had the AUDACITY to ask me where I was and what I was doing and i fucking said “why do you need to know”. AGHH im so badass.

HE SWIPED RIGHT HOW MANY TIMES- i mean you can also tell him im smart 🙄 and really fucking funny. 🥱 what else? I mean IDK, im a good person ig?? I am very loving, and affectionate when I trust someone enough. Mmmmmmmmmm wow im blanking. Who am I again? I can’t remember. Hm. I had a lot to say for this and then i forgot. Imma post the thingy that i was telling about actually cause i just remembered that i forgot about that.

REGARDLESS I LOVE YOU SM SMSMSMSMMMSMMSEMSMMSM MUAH 💋

[ireadyabooks]

The Best Summer Reads! 🏖

Even if you can’t read a book on the beach this year, it’s still summer! 

We’ve pulled together some binge-worthy summer reads that will have you swooning over an adorable romance or turning the pages of a fast-paced thriller.  

I Love You So Mochi by Sarah Kuhn

Kimi Nakamura’s mother disapproves of her passion for fashion design, and when they get into an explosive fight, Kimi's entire future seems on the verge of falling apart. So when a surprise letter comes in the mail from Kimi's estranged grandparents, inviting her to Kyoto for spring break, she seizes the opportunity to get away from the disaster of her life. And what begins as a trip to escape her problems quickly becomes a way for Kimi to learn more about the mother she left behind, and to figure out where her own heart lies. Start reading!

The Night of Your Life by Lydia Sharp

All year, JJ's been looking forward to going to prom with his best friend, Lucy. But nothing goes according to plan and the best night of their lives quickly turns into the worst. That is...until JJ wakes up the next day only to find that it's prom night all over again. At first, JJ thinks he's lucky to have the chance to get innumerable chances at perfecting the night of his life. But each day ends badly for him and Lucy, no matter what he does. Can he find a way to escape the time loop and move into the future with the girl he loves? Start reading!

Lie to Me by Kaitlin Ward

Ever since Amelia woke up in the hospital, recovering from a near-death fall she has no memory of, she's been suspicious. Her friends, family, and doctors insist it was an accident, but Amelia is sure she remembers being pushed. Then another girl is found nearby -- one who fell, but didn't survive. Amelia's fears suddenly feel very real, and with the help of her new boyfriend, Liam, she tries to investigate her own horrific ordeal. But how can she tell who's trustworthy, and who might be -- must be -- lying to her? Start reading!

Screenshot by Donna Cooner

Skye's social media game is always on point. Until her best friend, Asha, films an embarrassing video of Skye at a sleepover and posts it online. But Asha quickly deletes the post, so everything's okay. Right? Then Skye gets an anonymous message. Someone has texted her a screenshot from the video. This person threatens to share the shocking photo online . . . unless Skye does whatever they say. Skye's perfect image -- and privacy -- are suddenly in jeopardy. What will Skye do to keep the screenshot under wraps? And who is trying to ruin her life? Start reading!

Listen To Your Heart by Kasie West

When Kate’s best friend, Alana, convinces Kate to join their high school's podcast, Kate is not expecting to be chosen as the host. But to Kate's surprise, she turns out to be pretty good at the hosting gig. Then the podcast gets in a call from an anonymous guy, asking for advice about his unnamed crush. Kate is pretty sure that the caller is gorgeous Diego Martinez, and even surer that the girl in question is Alana. Kate is excited for her friend . . . until Kate herself starts to develop feelings for Diego. Suddenly, Kate finds that while doling out wisdom to others may be easy, asking for help is tougher than it looks, and following your own advice is even harder. Start reading!

Wherever Nina Lies by Lynn Weingarten

Nina was artistic, fearless, and wild. She inked landscapes onto the soles of her Converse, and covered her tank tops in portraits of people she saw on the street. She was Ellie's big sister and favorite person. And then one day she was gone. Two years later, Ellie stumbles upon a drawing of Nina's that might just contain a clue of where to find her. So she takes off on a road trip with the one person who believes she's got a chance. Start reading!

Faceless by Alyssa Sheinmel

While on a run one day, Maisie gets into a terrible accident. A hot-burning electrical fire consumes her, destroying her face. She is lucky enough to qualify for a face transplant. But with someone else's features staring back at her in the mirror, Maisie looks -- and feels -- like a stranger. The doctors promised that the transplant was her chance to live a normal life again, but nothing feels normal anymore. Before, she knew who she was -- a regular girl who ran track and got good grades, who loved her boyfriend and her best friend. Now, she can't even recognize herself. Start reading!

It’s Not Me, It’s You by Stephanie Kate Strohm

Avery Dennis is a high school senior and one of the most popular girls in her class. But a majorly public breakup with the guy she's been dating causes some disastrous waves. It is right before prom and Avery no longer has the perfect date. Post-breakup, Avery gets to thinking about all of the guys that she has ever dated. Avery decides to investigate: she tracks down all of the guys she's ever dated, and uses that information, along with the thoughts of her friends, family, and even teachers to compile a total account of her dating history. Avery discovers some surprises about herself and the guys she's spent time with just in time for prom night! Start reading!

The Beautiful Lost by Luanne Rice

Ever since her mother left, Maia has struggled with depression -- which once got so bad, she had to go to an institution for a while. She doesn't want to go back. Maia's sure that if she finds her mother, if the two of them can talk about whale songs and constellations, then everything will be okay again. When Maia sets off on a road trip in search of her mom, her crush Billy unexpectedly comes along. They drive up the East Coast, stopping along the way for lobster rolls and lighthouses. Maia learns that Billy has dark secrets of his own -- and wants to outrun his past, too. But what will the future hold if they reach their destination? Start reading!

Where She Fell by Kaitlin Ward

Eliza knows the legends about the swamp near her house -- that people have fallen into sinkholes, never to be seen again, maybe even falling to the center of the earth. But when her best friends drag her onto the uneven ground anyway, Eliza knows to be worried. And when the earth opens under her feet, there isn't even time to say I told you so. As she scrambles through one cave, which leads to another, and another, Eliza finds herself in an impossible world -- where a small group of people survive underground, running from vicious creatures, eating giant bugs, and creating their own subterranean society. Eliza is grateful to be alive, but this isn't home. Is she willing to risk everything to get back to the surface? Start reading!

Lucky in Love by Kasie West

Maddie's not impulsive. She's all about hard work and planning ahead. But one night, on a whim, she buys a lottery ticket. And then, to her astonishment, she wins! In a flash, Maddie's life is unrecognizable. No more stressing about college scholarships. Suddenly, she's talking about renting a yacht. And being in the spotlight at school is fun . . . until rumors start flying, and random people ask her for loans. Now, Maddie isn't sure who she can trust. Except for Seth Nguyen, her funny, charming coworker at the local zoo. Seth doesn't seem aware of Maddie's big news. And, for some reason, she doesn't want to tell him. But what will happen if he learns her secret? Start reading!

Truly, Madly, Royally by Debbie Rigaud

Zora Emerson is not here to play. She's enrolled in a prestigious summer program, and is ready to use what she's learning to change the world. Zora's not expecting to vibe with any of her super-privileged classmates. So she's shocked to find she's got chemistry with Owen Whittelsey, who is charming, funny, undeniably cute...and turns out to literally be a prince. As in, his parents are the king and queen of a small European country. What? Suddenly, Zora's summer is looking a lot more complicated -- especially when Owen asks her to be his date at his older brother's wedding. Can her feelings for Owen, not to mention her sense of self, survive the royal chaos? Start reading!

Maybe This Time by Kasie West

Name the occasion, and Sophie Evans will be there. Well, she has to be there. Sophie works for the local florist, so she can be found at every big event in her small hometown, arranging bouquets and managing family dramas. Enter Andrew Hart. The son of the fancy new chef in town, Andrew is suddenly required to attend all the same events as Sophie. Entitled, arrogant, preppy Andrew. Sophie just wants to get her job done and finish up her sketches so she can apply to design school. But every time she turns around, there is Andrew, getting in her way and making her life more complicated. Until one day she wonders if maybe complicated isn't so bad after all. Start reading!

Snow in Love by Melissa de la Cruz, Aimee Friedman, Nic Stone, Kasie West

It’s still summer, but we’re already looking forward to the holidays and snuggling up with a mug of hot chocolate! So what's better than one deliciously cozy, swoon-worthy holiday story? Four of them! Snow in Love is an adorable, wintry collection of four short stories about the romance of the holiday season, from some of today's bestselling YA authors. Start reading!

Fake by Donna Cooner

Maisie Fernandez is fed up with the bullies who taunt her about her size and her looks. So, one night, Maisie goes online and creates a fake profile. "Sienna" is beautiful, skinny, and confident -- and soon she's messaging the most popular kids in Maisie's school. Maisie doesn't care about being friends with them. She wants to use Sienna to take them down. But as Maisie's web of deception grows, she's in danger of being exposed. And what will happen when the actual Sienna -- the girl whose photos Maisie has been using -- shows up in real life? Start reading!

Sorry Not Sorry by Jamie Reed

Janelle and Alyssa used to be best friends. They knew each other's deepest secrets and went through the hardest times together. But that was then. Now? Their status is somewhere between frenemies and full-on rivals. Until the day Alyssa collapses and is rushed to the hospital. Suddenly, everyone knows about her declining health and race against time. And, in a stunning twist of fate, the only person who might be able to save Alyssa's life -- is Janelle. But will the girls' bitter past get in the way of their futures? Start reading!

[hideandseaking]

Had to unfollow someone cause of reblogging a Biden dog burying post like... it’s a fake snopes screenshot but it’s not real please fucking Google shit... also super upsetting when you don’t know if it’s real! Y’all need to use your brains for real it was a fucking 28 year old I saw reblogging this like it’s not funny and it’s not cute like I don’t want Biden to be the democratic nominee but I also don’t want to be triggered with false animal abuse shit for fucks sake

[forever-more-never-again]

False Rumors (A Chris Evans Request)

Requested: Anonymous

Word Count: 1485

Warnings: None? Super Mushy! And funny!

Pairings: Chris Evan X Reader

Request: Could you do a imagine or series of Chris Evans and Y/N . She is the same age as Tom Holland. She joined Marvel in 2012. Tom and reader are very close (rumors of them dating just like Tomdaya). It's the last for Chris filming Captain America, he asks her if they are dating. She denies the rumors. Because Chris had feelings for her since his split with Jenny in March. She went to him in Lobby Hero and loved his moustache. Also, a headline that they are a couple no one expected.

Masterlist

“Please give a round of applause for [Y/n]!” Ellen shouted to the studio audience.

You walked out with a grin and waving your hand. Laughing slightly, you took a seat on the comfy chair across from the comedic talk show host. “No one is going to jump out and scare me again, are they?” You ask jokingly referring to two years ago when Scarlett Johansson had jumped out from the box and scared you.

Ellen laughed, “Not this time. I promise a scare free interview.”

You made a show of looking under the table in front of you and peeking behind you, causing the audience to erupt in laughter.

Ellen waved her hands, a smile on her face, “So…[Y/n]...You just finished filming your latest Marvel film. Can you tell us anything?”

You smiled, relaxing in the chair, getting into the familiar exchange of an interview, “I’ll have you now that I am not a spoiler like some of my coworkers. So sadly..I can not.”

The audience groaned in good nature as Ellen laughed.

“Coworkers like...Tom Holland?” She asked with a raised eyebrow. The giant screen behind you came alive with a picture of Tom and you hanging out on Hollywood Boulevard

a few weeks ago.

You smiled softly at the picture, “Tom is a great friend, but a horrible secret keeper.” You replied with a giggle.

Ellen smirked, “And you two are working closely on his new Spiderman movie, am I right?”

You shook your head with a smile at Ellen’s insight prodding, “My character in the Marvel universe does make an appearance in his character’s stand alone film. Since joining this amazing crew when the first Avenger film aired, I have been blessed to work with many different people on many different films. Although, my favorite has to be Captain America.”

Ellen waved her hand, and another picture popped up on the screen. This time of Chris Evans leaving the theatre of his acting show, Lobby Hero.

You smiled looking at him, even though it was just a picture, it made your heart happy.

“Your character and Chris’s have a tangled relationship in the Marvel Universe, isn’t that right?”

You nod, “Getting to work with Chris was a real treat. He really is Captain America in real life! So sweet and ready to fight for anything he deems morally wrong.” You laugh.

The audience awws and Ellen raises her eyebrows at your praise.

“You seem to hold him in high esteem.” It wasn’t a question, but you knew she would want a response.

Your smile slipped slightly, as you struggled to find the words that would be the least conscrued out of context. “Chris is just a really good guy. And He’s supportive of everyone on the cast and crew. I know that the cast was sad when he filmed his last scene and went to go join the cast of Lobby Hero.” You turned to the audience with a wide smile, “We made sure to let that cast know what a gem they had with adding Chris to their team.”

Ellen leaned back into her chair, her face growing serious, “We have a lot of questions from our Twitter tag when we released that you would be coming on our show today. Let’s read a couple out!”

You and Ellen both turned to the screen, angling your body so that the camera could still see your face.

Ellen read aloud from the twitter screenshot, “From @[Y/n]ismybae, they asked, ‘Does it ever get confusing switching from your character back to reality?’”

You sighed, “Sometimes I forget that I don’t have powers or martial art skills in real life. It’s a real let down!” You say with a laugh.

“@Sugarbabybear asked, ‘Seeing you post pics with the cast is so sweet! Who is your favorite to work with?’”

You thought for a moment, “If I had to pick one person...I would say Tom Holland. He makes filming super fun and he’s constantly joking around and making everyone laugh with his antics.”

The audience awwed again as Ellen clasped her hands to her chest. “That’s so sweet!” She exclaimed.

Pulling up another screenshot, she pointed at you, “Now this person asked the question we have all been asking ourselves the past year, @IShipItLikeFedEx asked, ‘Is it true that you and Tom Holland are secretly dating? Cause you two are seriously super cute together! I ship it!”

You smiled.

Ellen stared at you expectantly.

The audience held its collective breath.

“No. We are not dating. I’m actually interested in someone else..”

The dam broke.

The audience screamed.

Ellen gasped. “Who! You have to tell us now! Don’t leave us in suspense!”

You smirked, raising your brow in a gesture similar to the one Ellen had given you, “What?? I thought I already said I know how to keep a secret.”

Ellen groaned with a laugh, “Aww come on [Y/n]. Guys, don’t you think they should tell us?” She turned to the audience.

Another wave of people screaming and cheering for you.

You giggled, “Okay okay. Fine. It’s not like we planned on keeping it a secret for much longer. I got approval to announce it from him already.”

Ellen gasped again, “What announcement!? It’s not just a crush?”

You covered your laughter with your hand, Eyes squinting as you laughed, seeing the shock in Ellen’s eyes. You hadn’t discussed this before the show began airing, so it was a surprise to her as well as the audience.

“We have been dating for a few months now. And he knows all about the rumors of me and Tom. Tom and him laugh over it whenever we have the cast over for dinner. He actually approached me asking if the rumors were real before asking me out. And then...He invited me to the opening night of Lobby hero to watch him perform.” You said with a straight face.

The audience and Ellen lost their marbles again.

Ellen frantically waved her hand and the picture of Chris Evan exiting Lobby Hero, his mustache on full display, appeared on the screen again.

“You mean to tell us! That you and Chris Evan are dating!?” She screamed. Her grin so big you thought her face would crack. Then she calmed down and frowned at you, “Wait, what about the age difference? Doesn’t it get a bit awkward?”

You laughed, doubling over in your chair, “That’s part of the reason we wanted to keep it out of tabloids and reporters for as long as we could... so that we could get to know each other on another level without any outside criticism and statements and rumors. We don’t see age as a factor. We love each other.”

You gazed softly off into the distance, “He was such a dork when he first approached me to ask me out. Stumbling over his words, blush turning his ears pink. He thought the rumor of me and Tom dating was real but he wanted to be sure before he did something that might be taken out of context.”

Ellen and the Audience leaned forward toward you as you talked about your first date with Chris. How he had hesitantly asked you for a kiss at the end of the date. How he had asked your opinion on his mustache that he had to grow for Lobby hero.

“And? What did you say?” Ellen asked.

You giggled, “I actually think it’s cute on him. Though I didn’t mind him growing a beard along with it.”

“They said all the time that I should grow it out. So I did.”

Another voice piped up from behind you.

Jumping with a yelp, you turned and saw the subject of your conversation.

Turning to Ellen you pointed at her with a grin, “What is this?”

Ellen laughed, “I had an interview scheduled with Chris after yours.”

You jumped out of the chair and ran over to Chris, leaping into his arms.

He spun you around with a laugh before you both walked back to the couch.

Sitting next to him, you held his hand and looked up into his baby blue eyes.

He still had a mustache but it melted right into a beard making him look extra yummy.

“So you and [Y/n].” Ellen said.

Chris laughed, “Oh man.” He groaned in fake annoyance. Broken when he laughed, “Yes. I love this little fireball.” He gestured to you.

You winked at him, causing him to laugh, doing his signature left boob grab.

Leaning over when he caught his breath, you placed a light kiss on his lips.

“Awww! Young love!” Ellen sighed, “You two are the couple that no one expected, I’ll admit, but it’s just two cute now seeing it in person.”

You and Chris shared a smile. Too in love to care what the world thought.

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Precure Day 146

Episode: Futari wa Precure Splash Star 47 - “A Sudden Twist!? Who’s Behind the Curtain?” Date watched: 27 July 2019 Original air date: 14 January 2007 Screenshots: https://imgur.com/a/WeK3L86 Project info and master list of posts: http://tinyurl.com/PCDabout

I can see through you, see to the real you

This episode is where things get real and all your expectations for the show are shattered. Akudaikaan is defeated, and in his place..... well, we’ll get to that.

The Plot

Akudaikaan is truly a force to be reckoned with. The combined strength of Cure Bright, Cure Windy, Michiru, and Kaoru has hurt him a tiny amount but really only been enough to anger him. However, his anger is causing Dark Fall itself to fall apart. The girls insist that if he’s going to use his hands to destroy everything, they’ll use their own to protect everything. Back in the Land of Greenery, a storm brews and Minori feels uneasy. Princess Filia recognizes that Akudaikaan’s evil power is spilling into their worlds, and we also see fairies in the various fountains looking unwell.

Bright and Windy try to fell the dark lord with their light and wind attacks but he’s too strong for them, and Michiru and Kaoru have to save them. While this is going on, Moop and Foop want to help but the Kiryuus explain that they don’t want them to get hurt, as they care about them now. The two sprites take the advice but decide to try to take the Fairy Carafe from Gohyaan, who is watching from a distance and doesn’t see them.

Akudaikaan mocks the girls’ efforts to defeat him, reiterating that he will destroy everything and all life should crumble, to which the girls all retaliate that it’s because life is fleeting that it has value. Akudaikaan doesn’t like them contradicting him and he prepares to destroy them with his strongest lightning attack. However, the girls vow to never give up, even when everything seems hopeless, and Bright and Windy perform Spiral Star Splash with Michiru and Kaoru joining in with their beam attack. The two attacks combine to counter the lightning, and they sit at a stalemate until light penetrates Dark Fall and the power of all the spirits, wishing and praying for the Precures to help them, powers them up, and they manage to best Akudaikaan, who falls to the ground. In the confusion, Gohyaan drops the Fairy Carafe and the Wind and Moon spirits grab it.

However, victory is short-lived, as Akudaikaan stands up, angrier than ever, with a giant hole in the middle of his chest, and yells that he will destroy everything: the Land of Fountains, the Land of Greenery, and even Dark Fall. Gohyaan tries to calm him down but he won’t be persuaded, so Gohyaan plays his trump card.

Gohyaan destroys Akudaikaan like it’s nothing, then turns around and reveals to the Precures and Kiryuus that he himself created Akudaikaan to destroy everything, then he was going to take over afterwards.Yes, Gohyaan, the sniveling little imp, is actually the final boss. He transforms into his true form, a muscular dragon-man.

He observes that Dark Fall is going to crumble regardless, so he transports all the combatants to the beach in the Land of Greenery, where he will destroy them and the world in one fell swoop. Thus, the episode ends with them facing off for the true final confrontation....

The Analysis

The reveal that Gohyaan is the true mastermind behind everything took me by surprise when I first watched this. There are very few hints along the way and they were easy to overlook, so I sincerely thought this would be another case where the girls have to fight a giant shadowy abomination like the first two FW shows. But nope, they beat him before the grand finale and the real final boss is Gohyaan, looking like a proper monster this time. I’m still impressed with this reveal, and that it’s been kept a relative secret for all these years. I was actively chatting with people who had already seen it when I first saw this show and they never let on that Akudaikaan wasn’t what he seemed. I don’t see it brought up much in the fandom, either. You would think that after 13 years it would be an open secret, like Darth Vader’s identity, but no, it’s still fairy under wraps. Obviously you can find the information if you go looking, but it hasn’t invaded the public consciousness of the series, which I think is fantastic for new fans who get to be genuinely surprised.

Physically, his transformation from the imp to the demon is really reminiscent of the show’s Dragon Ball connections.

It looks like Frieza or Cell transforming, with aspects of a Super Saiyan transformation thrown in. That kind of semi-grotesque body morphing, the angles, if you told me this was a cut DBZ villain I’d believe you.

So what hints WERE there? A lot of Gohyaan not seeming to care too much about pleasing Akudaikaan, his power level on the rare occasions that he did flex, Akudaikaan’s relative inactivity while Gohyaan did a lot of heavy lifting behind his back, that’s about all I’ve got. The revelation that the fire itself is his life force is, to the best of my recollection, not hinted at prior to this episode, and in fact I’d completely forgotten about it. Those are all the clues I can remember. As a small note, I find it funny and chilling how his demeanor changes after the gig is up. He acts less sniveling and is more straightforward in his speech, no longer referring to Akudaikaan with “-sama”.

The battle with Akudaikaan is intense as he’s brandishing lightning and all four girls are dodging and diving out of the way. We still have time for emotional beats, as Moop and Foop bond with Michiru and Kaoru. The sisters compare their relationship when they first met in the arid Fountain of the Sky to now, and it shows how they’ve managed to all grow closer to each other in a fairly short amount of time since Michiru and Kaoru were revived. I appreciate that they found time for this. Moop and Foop are now essentially partners with the Kiryuus, and that makes the sisters’ exclusion from the meta-franchise that much more damning. I appreciate how the sisters’ concern leads Moop and Foop to try to save them all by stealing the Carafe back from Gohyaan, which is a really clever plan. At the same time, I like how the support of the fairies leads to the sisters supporting the cures at their lowest point. They’re losing hope fast but Michiru and Kaoru remind them how out of character this is for them, and that snaps them out of their funk to reiterate that they will never give up.

I love hearing them all say this together.

The spirits from the various fountains praying and lending their energy is a nice way to bring this show full-circle. We haven’t seen most of these fountains in a long time but it re-iterates their gratefulness for the cures’ help, and what Princess Filia has been saying about strong beliefs turning into miracles.

Once again the animation is not up to par for the finale of a series. It’s better than the previous episode but there’s a lot of shots where the shading is minimal to nonexistent, detail is poor, faces are drawn off-model, and it’s generally of poor quality. Even some of the close-ups, which are usually safe, are spotty.

Imagine how much better this would be with better quality control.

This episode takes you on a roller coaster ride for sure, and I think it be setting up for the highest stakes finale we’ve yet seen. From Akudaikaan overpowering the girls, to them turning it around and defeating him with the help of all the spirits of the Land of Fountains, only for Gohyaan to reveal that Akudaikaan was just a tool he created to do his dirty work and he’s actually vastly more powerful than the entity they just defeated.... I’m on pins and needles, even though I’ve seen this before, and I can’t wait to continue. So look forward to the next one!

Pink Precure Catchphrase Count: 0 Zekkouchou Nari!

[emissary-of-stuff]

League of Villains - What I think about them

I really like the League of Villains in BNHA because they’re all outcasts, and also I like villains in general. But all of them are well written, have good reasons to be villains (not sure why Compress is one). All of them experienced backlash or hate from the hero society due to who they are or their quirks.

      Honestly, I wanted to make this so I could compile some of my favorite screenshots of the League members and talk about them such as why I like them and other things. Warning, this will contain spoilers for the bnha manga, up to the current chapter. Do not read if you are not caught up on the manga, that being chapter 227 as of this day.

Shigaraki Tomura also known as Simura Tenko!  His quirk, decay. It can be used for bad and good. I mean, he uses it to hurt people, but if he were a hero it would be very useful in search and rescue. His quirk could destroy obstacles blocking or crushing civilians. He uses his quirk very methodically when he wants to, such as dissolving the skin and tissue of Aizawa’s elbow and having the decay creep up Overhauls arms. I find this to be very cool, as his quirk also has different rates of decay. Some objects he touches decay rapidly while others act very slowly. I don’t know if it’s because he wills it to, or if the quirk is acting off of his emotions. An example of that being if Shigaraki is calm, the decay would take longer to spread. 

     Also, his personality. Yeah, Shigaraki acted like a brat in the beginning but he has grown. Plus I love his use of video game references such as “game over” “final boss” and such. Shigaraki now is more mature, he looks after his team. He cares about their input and wants them to be happy and I really like that. Plus, he has shown to trust them by taking them to wherever he lived, this being after AFO was defeated, and even opening up to them about his past. Hell, when Magne got killed by Overhaul, Shigaraki rushed to kill him. He massively cares about his team as they are no longer like pawns, but like a family to him.    Another reason I like him is that he honestly can be redeemed in a sense. From an early age, his family was killed, his memories of them were suppressed, and All for One basically groomed him into becoming a villain. He never really got the chance to know that what he is doing is wrong.

 Himiko Toga.  First of all, I am honestly a big fan of characters who are somewhat unhinged. And holy crap does Himiko fit that. Also, I find her design very appealing and cute. The pointed teeth, messy hair buns, gleaming eyes, I find those to be really cool! And her quirk, honestly I find it to be fascinating. The fact that she can become someone by drinking their blood and how much depends on how long the transformation lasts. That is truly amazing. Up until the current chapter, we have seen Himiko Toga use her quirk three or maybe four times.       The reason I say maybe three or four is because in the sports festival she was disguised as Ochako but then that disguise slipped off to reveal Camie, another disguise.  She also used the only container of Izuku’s blood that she had to help the heroes in the Overhaul Arc by leading Ochako and Tsuyu to where the battle was. And honestly, I find that to be very kind of her. Izuku is a person she absolutely admires and wants to be, so having his blood is like having something priceless and invaluable. And she used it. She used it to help Izuku, to get help.   And currently in the manga’s arc she transformed into Ochako and somehow actually used Ochako’s quirk. I honestly believed Doctor Tsubasa somehow boosted their quirks. But I’m getting off track here.  Himiko admires and normalises knives and blood with her quirk, and I honestly like that. As mentioned by Curios-san in the recent manga arc, blood and admiration don’t go well together.  Also we found out that Himiko is the eldest of her family, and that she has siblings. I found this to be very interesting as her parents treated her and her quirk as something abnormal, meaning their quirks are not like hers. It’s possible someone in the family tree had a quirk involving blood and Himiko got the genetics of that, but we’re not sure since this is all speculation. But I really want to know what her siblings' quirks are.   And as I mentioned earlier, I find her quirk to be fascinating. She can copy the appearance, but can’t use the quirk. She only targets people with quirks that she can fake or get by without using, such as Camie and Ochako, thus why she picked Camie out in the sports festival. Regarding her quirk, she could transform into Sero but just wouldn’t be able to use the tape since Sero’s quirk is an emitter and his elbows just help with that and are not a mutant quirk.  I’m probably going to post a separate thing about me ranting and discussing about characters quirks since this portion is getting long.

Compress aka Atsuhiro Sako!  So, he has a passion for theatrics which I absolutely love. His outfit, his speech, this guy has a thing for showbizz and magic.     I honestly love his outfit, even though some may call it a disaster, but like. The dude has this long trenchcoat, top hat, and 6 or so masks. Yes, I’ve tried counting how many masks this guy has. His outfit is as extravagant and over the top as he is and I honestly like that a lot. Heck, the Leagues outfits say a lot about their characters.  So when Magne was killed and Shigaraki down, Compress wasted no time in trying to apprehend Overhaul which led to the loss of his arm. Compress cares about his team, that much is shown. Also he gives advice to Toga about the yakuza and criminal underworld.  His age is unknown but he does call himself “old man” when giving Toga the advice mentioned above. When I read that I felt bad for him because, c’mon man, you’re cool!   His quirk is honestly really amazing as he can just stash something into a marble, be it a truck or a person. I don’t know if there is a size limit to what his quirk can hold, or how he even gets the marbles for it, but I find it to be pretty cool. Heck, he freaking blasted Overhaul’s arm off using his quirk! That was epic. Also, I think he killed Snatch, not Dabi. Yes, Dabi caused the fire but Compress put him in a marble. At least, that’s what it seemed like since there was something in the marble. 

Dabi Oh boy, so I might go one a lot with this. Not sure if it will be as long as Himiko’s but let’s find out.   Ok, so I like Dabi for a multitude of reasons. His quirk, his real identity, his motives, and all the potential.  But as much as I like him as a character, he’s done some bad shit. I mean, the guy burned criminals alive in an alleyway, tried to kill/injure Aizawa and Vlad, even though he knew he would lose. Also a good thing he did was like, the guy didn’t attack Aoyama when he saw him. He left him alone. Something else I like is his boldness and seemingly uncaring attitude. I mean, the dude took some Noumu to fight Endeavor, knew he didn’t stand a chance, but still tried anyways.  And like, what is he even thinking by recruiting the number 2 hero? I mean, Dabi isn’t that oblivious. Most likely he knows Hawks is a spy or something.   Also his scars are pretty cool, not to mention that the dude wears what looks to be a leather jacket. 

Twice aka Jin Bubigawara!!  Ok, I abosolutely love Twice’s character. The guy reminds me of Deadpool with his costume, antics and such. His internal struggle within himself that is the two contradictory personalities. He’ll say something is fine, then say it’s horrible. And while we treat this as funny, in my eyes, it’s honestly sad.   Seeing Jin in his apartment argueing with the voice, struggling to get his mask on. It makes me sad. Jin is a victim to his own quirk. Not to mention he saw clones of himself kill eachother, which has got to be traumatic. Heck, he doesn’t even know if he’s the original and I find that to be so sad.  Not even knowing if you’re even...you.  And Twice is honestly a pretty supportive person, he yells at Overhaul for getting Magne’s gender wrong, expresses concern over Toga, hangs out with them. I just, I really like Twice you guys.  And then there’s the whole thing going down in the current arc, with that Liberation Army guy using their quirk to make Twice see clones of himself all around him.  Like, the guy just saw Toga bleeding and cold, is extremely concerned and worried for his friend, and now he’s practically going into a tramumatic episode. Heck, when he saw the clones his mind flashed to that day. Just, I want to help him. He doesn’t deserve this.

SPINNER! Ok, so I really like Spinner you guys. His character, his design, his motives, his backstory.  He stopped Magne from attacking Izuku because Stain deemed Izuku worthy. This guy practically cosplays Stain. Heck, his weapon is a bunch of swords and blades chained together.  I like to think upon him finding out Stain uses blades, he didn’t know which kind so he just got literally all of them. This guy is a dork. Heck, one of my favorite panels is him swerving the van and yelling “GRAND THEFT AUTO!!”  Spinner questions the Leagues motives, wondering if attacking police is really going to change the society he lives in. Say what you want, but I honestly think he can be redeemed.   Also, his compassion. The dude’s face when he heard Shigaraki’s past. His eyes were full of shock, concern, and just, he looked worried.  And in the short battle against the Mutant Exclusionist people, I forget what they were exactly called, he reveals he’s been bullied due to his appearance and the fact that he’s a mutant.  And honestly, I can relate, albeit only a tiny bit. Being bullied over something you can’t control, it sucks. It makes you despise yourself, start to wonder if something is wrong with you, and no one should have to go through that. Sorry for the super long post, but I just wanted to get my thoughts out. If anyone even bothered to read this, thank you. Because that means a lot to me. To know that some of you out here like or enjoy my little discussions and thoughts, it makes me happy.  So, thank you.   

[loisette]

SL Switch Up Challenge (Camus)

...Except I changed up some things: the “add at least one of his cards to your teams” was ignored for the most part and I picked my least favourite character (Camus, if you haven’t read the title) instead of the one that I have the lowest bond with because it seemed more fitting with the spirit of the challenge! Original ruleset can be found here!

I actually did this a while ago but I didn’t have time to post it because I was busy with uni and then decided to go for T3 UK Reiji. Maybe it’s for the best though, my perspective changed a little with time.

Day 1

First thing I’ve noticed are his heart links. I love how they progress, you can tell which one is the level 1 and which one is the level 3 or at least I think that’s the order they should be in, I’ve been avoiding Camus since I saw his Bond 50 lines. It’s how I wish heart links were the first place... well, maybe not to this extent but you know, something like an obvious fact for the first one and as it progresses you learn more less-known stuff that’s not that easy to notice.

I picked this heart links because even though I knew he had this sort of dynamic with Ran, I didn’t expect him to say it so openly. Maybe it’s a sign that he grew closer to the player and starts to admit what he truly thinks of the others (considering that first line is said in his butler voice), maybe it’s the heart links progression I was talking about or maybe a little bit of both - I’m not sure.

Day 2

Yeah, I know, it’s the last heart link lines, I’m sorry. I have everyone x everyone heart links level 3 unlocked so I spend the day trying to see if all of them follow the same pattern as Ranmaru’s. There are two characters that he compliments in all of the heart links - Ai and... Natsuki.

Ai I understand, I figured this one out but Natsuki was a huge surprise to me, especially that last line. I didn’t expect him to even be able to stand Natsuki’s personality. I’m not sure when does he show that smartness but okay, I don’t know his character that well either...

The vision of him and Natsuki just chillin’ and drinking tea is pretty cute and calming. Welp, another rare pair to the collection I guess! ...Now I lowkey regret that Butler Natsuki event didn’t feature Camus as the SR tbh. Maybe we’ll get some tea party set with the two as the URs in the future?

Day 3

He’s ticklish?! A-anyway... Overall, his reactions when poked are surprisingly soft. Aaand the pictured ones are all said in his deep voice (well, I’m not sure about the laugh). There’s this I guess...:

...But he still doesn’t use that prideful, condescending tone. He’s almost tsudere-like tbh. Well, almost.

Day 4

That was the day I realized that even though I didn’t pick Camus based on the bond, I should still probably show it to prove I’m doing something. So, here’s my bond with him as of Day 4:

As well as his heart links:

I started the challenge with him being on early Bond 65 too (or 7th based on the bond) but I unfortunately have no screenshots of that moment. Also yeah, I changed his costume and wallpaper because I’m not even sure how long he’s been left with it and I was getting tired of it. I guess he deserves better than the LtM outfit.

I should probably show the teams I use(d) too. It was after the event already but here are the event teams anyway:

I kept switching Prince Natsuki with Renarty for Seien no Brave Heart for higher score. I could have done so with Camus because they score the same so there’s something I guess? Also there’s no Shine team because my Dream used to be my Shine (UK Reiji saved it...at least for now) with two members swapped and I only played one Shine song - You’re My Life - because I needed more Shine gems for the weekly misson.

Here you can see the team I used (and still use!) outside of the events:

After unlocking everybody’s heart links level 3 I started farming Ai’s level 4 ones. Originally it was 3 Ren and 3 Syo cards but I added Camus. Honestly... I wasn’t really to try to follow the original rules.

I genuinely like the way Camus heart links work so he’s staying in there until I unlock that last heart link...which might turn out to be next year if KLab doesn’t slow down with the events. At the time of writing this their heart link is 1801 until rank up so not much progress but Syo and Ren need way less time so it should get faster once I finish theirs.

I don’t have many of lines from that day and I read all of the stories but the focusing on the teams gave me an idea. His cards.

He has some very gorgeous cards (two pictures below are taken from the wiki). I went for Mafia Camus just because I loved the theme. Idolized art still looks great after all this time too!:

I like his Halloween v2 so much that I tried scouting in his half to get him (no luck though) and unidolized is honestly one of my favourite cards in the game!:

...Welp, I think you can guess what kind of aesthetics I like.

Also...as silly as it is, I like singing karaoke (but with vocals left and it’s only at home so not really) with my sister and occasionally one of my friends and have color-coded lyrics for almost 40 songs atm. We all suck me the most but it’s fun and we don’t care. Anyways, the point was - out of 4 Utapri songs we have prepared the lyrics for (well, only I did...), somehow 2 of them feature Camus - Junketsunaru Ai -Aspiration-  and NorthWind and SunShine.

Junketsunaru is super fun to sing and it’s my favourite Camus solo but I really like Zettai Reido Emotion as well!

One of my favourite songs overall - Trois - also features Camus. Non-Fiction is a banger too! ...I’m not gonna list songs with 4 and more people because this would take way too long so I’ll stop here.

And as a side note, I really love how this line sounds (sorry for no clip, it’s sort of breathy, something in between his regular and fake voice):

Day 5

I’m not sure if the first line is mistranslation or not but I’ve chosen to believe it’s not. This sort of lines are the reason why Camus wasn’t at the very bottom of my favourite list for a short period of time.

Serious characters that act seriously or at least casually about stuff that sounds absurd or at least unfitting for them is something I find funny. I’m not sure if there’s a name for this trope, boke doesn’t exactly fit but I’m guessing I like it because I like this sort of Manzai humour Gintama uses anyways.

This also makes me chuckle but I felt like it didn’t match first two enough to get paired with them:

Aaand while this one might not seem particularly funny, it reminded me of my headcanons I first had when going through the profiles while SL was downloading - that the “fabulous hair guy” was a chuuni (because I didn’t believe his description) that loves Kuroshitsuji and tries to act like Sebastian because he think it’s cool:

I still headcanon that he’s a Sebastian stan btw. 

And while not from SL and not something new I’ve learned, I just had to put this in here because it turned so fun themed (gif taken from here):

Day 6

Time for Camus idle lines! I really tried looking for stuff he says in his natural voice but I couldn’t find anything better.

First one is very basic but I wanted to give an overview of Camus lines at Bond 65 so it had to do. Ai’s were better even as early on but I guess there’s not much to show when you have to fit in some of the butler persona lines and there’s less idle lines that the ones caused by tapping (I think?) so I’m probably being too impatient... I hope.

The last one is something that I could put as a standalone “line of the day” though. It’s so satisfying to make him swallow his pride and ask instead of demand! It’s a small step but it would be so fulfilling to teach him his place... Maybe that’s one of the reasons his fans like him - they feel like they could change somebody for the better. Or is it more like revealing his true, soft side?

I guess characters like this make the thing more “realistic” (can I even use this word while refering to Utapri and Camus? Probably not). But I feel like it’s not what they were going for, considering the way he acts towards the player.

Anyway, I used to think his lines would be more like: “How dare you ignore me, peasant?” and couldn’t get what are the reasons people like him other than them having a thing for jerks. Now I can see some more logical ones.

Day 7

Aka all the negative stuff I cut out from the other days and my final thoughts and the bond/heart links update.

If you just wanted some wholesomeness and can’t accept any negativity, you can finish reading here, no hard feelings! Thank you for reading! and remember that liking or disliking a character doesn’t define a person so please no pointless attacking me 

And if you are fine with it, thank you even more! A lot of this is speculations based on what I see in SL and I know still don’t understand Camus so feel free to try to change my mind if you know more than I do!

But first of all, here’s how my bond and heart links looked as of Day 7:

And this is how they look now, the week after the challenge:

Comparing Day 4 to Day 7, you can see that I was tapping him more than a couple times a day - he went up one whole level!

And about the current ones... I know Camus/Ai heart link barely moved but there was pretty much no downtime, my Bond/Link team is still the same! Most of the bond comes from being in my Star team.

Now that’s out of the way, here’s the line I mentioned Day 1, the very reason I Camus landed at the bottom of my list in the first place:

Yikes.

I already consider possessiveness a big flaw that they gave some characters because nobody’s perfect and some people are into that so it’s a win-win... but this is a whole another level (I’m not sure why out of all the words “can” is the one that’s capitalized though). It’s disturbing.

I do feel like there was a lot of potential in his character. They could give him some character development, make him show the side he shows to the player to the others too and I guarantee it would make him more popular.

I mean, my favourite is Ai. His attitude towards Syo and Natsuki in the early anime was pretty bad but he had changed, he even becomes friends with them and in the Denim stories it’s confirmed that they still hang out.

However... to me, even if Camus starts showing the same side he shows the player to the others, he will never make it higher than mid-tier of my list just because of this one line ...but I guess it still would be an improvement.

Also, I’ve heard that he’s no the only one that acts this way in the vn so if anyone could tell me the details that would be great... or not, depending on the boys but I’d still be grateful if you’d save me from liking someone like this!

Anyway, you could probably figure that out already but I find it awkward and uncomfortable how different he acts towards the player compared to how he acts towards the other idols, especially poor Cecil. Is there a legitimate reason he treats him this way?:

Other than simply “he dislikes him”, ofc. It’s a genuine question btw, if anyone knows more, especially from the VN, please tell me.

Don’t get me wrong, I really like the sort of rivalry between him and Ran but clearly it’s not how his relationship with Cecil works.

I might be reading too much into that but I feel like Cesshi seems aware of the side Camus shows to the player (which I didn’t catch first time I read the story tbh) and from the Camus side of the story I feel like he knows that he knows and yet, he still says this:

It’s just sad, really. Should I feel bad that he distanced himself from the others, is there any reason for that or is he making himself a victim to the player? ...Ugh, I know it’s not the case but it makes the most sense. Idk, is he too full of himself to notice? It doesn’t seem right, I mean... he called Natsuki smart... or smarter than he looks, at least.

Cecil is implied to know about his “true self” so I feel like he understands you to some extent. He’s trying to be nice to him, yet Camus refuses to acknowledge it... Here, despite the way he treats him, that poor baby still tries to (awkwardly) cheer him up:

I feel like his pride was hurt a little and Cecil did help him by saying that... but I don’t think I understand Camus enough so maybe not. Anyway, even though it was awkward, Cecil’s definitely being gentle here so I’m not sure why he can’t see that. Eh, I really don’t get this guy.

To quote best boy (who said this today as the 2nd bond boosting line so I had to put this btw):

And I doubt it’s just Cecil, it was probably implied by more people but it flew over my head because I didn’t know he’s so different when talking to the player.

Well, at least there's some improvement later in the story because he stops saying that kids like Cecil because he’s childish and instead rolls with the explanation Cecil gave him - it’s because Cecil has more experience with children.

I read those stories beforehand and it was why I was so surprised that he likes Natsuki - after all he acts the most childish and does what he wants. I’m not sure if there’s something important about Natsuki I’m missing don’t know or if talking to Alexander makes you smart in Camus eyes.

Okay, but back to his... triple-faceness, at this point? This is basically stuff I cut out of the Day 6 because I felt like it was getting too negative:

I don’t like how he’s only kinder to the player. If anything, it makes me wonder if he’s lying and picked just another mask good for geting what he wants. Ugh, I know it’s not the case again and you don’t need to convince me but with the character like this, I can’t really get rid of this feeling.

But I guess maybe it makes his fans feel truly special - characters like Otoya or Cecil are nice to everybody so the way they treat you in comparision to the others doesn’t have as much of an impact as it’s with Camus. Even Ran's softer side isn’t reserved only for the player. But ignoring how badly he treats the others just to feel special...it’s way too selfish for me but I get that some people find that attractive.

In conclusion, I didn’t have an accurate image of Camus personality before this challenge so I’m glad I did it. Now I understand that he’s way more complex, even if I don’t really get him. However I started seeing the reasons why some people might like him, so I feel like maybe I at least understood his fans better.

This challenge was pretty fun. I’m glad I learned something new, I might even do this again with Masato ...but probably without creating a post because I end up spending way too much time on it. I thought it’s gonna be way harder to pick the pictures (...though I made things easier for myself and started doing this by themes) or write anything about someone you don’t really like.

Even if I mainly focused on the negatives in the end, the things I said in the first 6 Day were important as well. He originally had his own separate “Nope” tier, now he’s in the bottom tier with Masato so it’s a bit of improvement? I still don’t like him (due to the stuff listed during Day 7 and more) but for different reasons and slightly less.

[emmettwrites]

Questions and Answers

I’ve gotten a lot of questions about a piece I wrote called ‘Vic Mignogna: A Love Story.’ I’ve spent a lot of time writing back to people, but it’s started to become a serious drain on my time. I’m going to cover a lot of the most common questions here so I don’t have to answer them over and over again. Do you have any proof or evidence that this happened? Absolutely, yes. A lot of the people who were there at the time of the incident remember this clearly, and will say that what I wrote was true in sworn testimony. I understand that this may not be ‘good enough’ for random people on the internet, but it’s certainly admissible evidence in a court of law. Do you have any photos or video of the incident? No. The incident occurred at a gathering of convention guests, not convention attendees. Generally, it’s considered unprofessional (or at the very least impolite) to be snapping pictures or shooting video in a group of professionals without their knowledge.

Why have you waited so long to talk about this? Why now? First things first -- I haven’t. I’ve talked about this many times to friends and family since it happened. A couple of weeks ago, I saw a Twitter thread in which someone claimed that all of the stories about Vic behaving inappropriately were fake, and one of the points they’d made to bolster their argument is that no one had ever been an eyewitness to that behavior from him. Sadly, that’s not true. Do you have screenshots of the conversations you’ve had with Orion’s Envy over the years that you mentioned in the post? Yes.

Why didn’t you go to the police or the con staff about the incident?

As indicated in the post, I did speak with the convention staff about it. The convention organizer has also spoken up, saying that he remembers the incident. As far as going to the police, it comes down to my personal interpretation of what happened. I don’t believe I witnessed a crime. I don’t believe I witnessed sexual assault. I witnessed Vic Mignogna being super-awkward and inappropriate. Please rest assured that if I saw someone being assaulted or molested, I would have called the police immediately. If I called the police every time I saw someone being super-awkward or inappropriate at a convention, I’d spend the entire weekend on the phone. In the past, I have never hesitated to call the police if I suspected a crime in progress.  Are you worried about getting sued? No. That’s not to say that I don’t think it couldn’t happen -- Anyone can sue anyone else for any reason they’d like. The issue really comes down to whether or not what I wrote was defamatory, which it wasn’t. There are a lot of legal points to this and you should definitely talk to a lawyer about it. I am not concerned about this in any way. I am concerned that a lot of people don’t really understand how the judicial system works, and are inflicting their ignorance on others as harassment. The best advice I can give on this matter is to sit down and talk to an attorney about it -- One that you know personally or one that works for you. They can explain all of this with much more authority and experience than I can. I think that the people yelling about this are actually kind of adorable. Getting served for a defamation suit on this matter would be legitimately entertaining to me, not frightening. My home address is a matter of federal record and I’m super-easy to serve. I’m thoroughly amused by the idea.

Why should we believe you?

Simply put, you shouldn’t. You should never believe what someone tells you on their word alone. If you’re interested in the truth about the incident, you should reach out to other people that were there and hear their side of the story and decide for yourself what is (and what is not) credible. Unfortunately, I don’t think most of the people that are angry about what I wrote are doing this. They seem to have decided that anything about Vic Mignogna on the internet is a representation of one side for or against another. Instead of looking for facts or the truth, they’re looking for ways to score points in some kind of internet hashtag team game in which I am not a participant.

Why are you lying about your career? This is a fairly common refrain from fans working with limited information -- notably, folks pulling their information from fan-populated resources like IMDb. STAR TREK is a billion-dollar franchise with products that span much more than just television and movies. I’m mostly known as an audio guy -- An engineer, producer and composer. I produced a huge number of STAR TREK audiobooks for digital distribution, novels (like the amazing Prime Directive by Judith and Garfield Reeves-Stevens) language learning (like Conversational Klingon I and II ) and fun art books (like How To Speak Klingon). My last STAR TREK project was writing music for STAR TREK ADVERSARIES last year, which sadly no longer exists. If you’ve ever seen me at a convention, you’ve likely seen me give a presentation called ‘FutureSounds: The Art and Science of Soundtrack Composition and Sound Design.’ The weirdest thing about this question (to me at least) is that there’s a link to my portfolio in the article I wrote and anyone can go take a look to see what I’ve worked on. I’ll link it again right here. I’ve done a lot more than STAR TREK! Again, as before -- You’re under no obligation to believe me. Please reach out to other folks, hear what they have to say and determine whether or not my claims are credible. 

Why did you choose to write your piece in the style it was written? Ultimately, it was the story about how my girlfriend and I met. It’s a love story, but the catalyst of our friendship was Vic being super-awkward and inappropriate at a convention. If you don’t like my writing style, you’re certainly not alone and you wouldn’t be the first to say so. I take a small amount of solace in that I’ve been paid to write hundreds of thousands of words professionally, so at least some folks feel that it’s good enough. Why are you buying Twitter followers? I’m not. My account gets deluged (and vacated) by bots and I don’t know why. I did a little research on this and learned that the same thing happens to a lot of people. From what I can tell, the bots tend to flow in around the time that there’s a new STAR TREK thing happening, and flow out over time as that news or information ages out. I don’t really care about the number of Twitter followers I have. Other people in the industry (notably actors) certainly do, because bigger numbers can be considered a ‘fan base’ that can give them a little bit of an edge in the casting process. I’m not an actor, and my career started years before Twitter existed. My twitter feed is incredibly boring, and is mostly made up of jokes about my favorite novel (Dune), stories from my D&D games, funny posts about my mom and They Might Be Giants lyrics. I’m obviously not super-interested in branding.

You aren’t relevant in the industry anymore! That’s not a question but yeah, that’s definitely true! I retired from creative work last year and dissolved my production companies. A few years ago I got very, very sick and had a number of intense surgeries. I was unable to work for a long time, and that causes a lot of perspective to shift. I’m still creative and make stuff, but I don’t take on clients anymore. My primary goal is to spend more time having fun with my family and friends. My recent accomplishments don’t have anything to do with the industry. I’ve managed to pass all of the amateur radio exams and hold an Amateur Extra license. I’m working on the commercial radio licenses now, even though I’ll never have a use for them -- It’s just something fun to learn. I’ll probably get back into flight training next year as my strength comes back up. My last guest spot at a convention was speaking about database software, not the audio universe of the Klingon Empire. Apart from that, I’m really enjoying being a convention attendee instead of a guest. There is life after a career in the entertainment industry, and it’s been very good so far.

[parkjmini]

bts as fuckboys

[a/n]: inspired by @sweetersuga  | original post: x i wrote it as the perspective that you’re already close friends w them/have been with them before !!

Seokjin

he’s the funny, sarcastic one where he could be kind of mean bc he takes it a lil far

“you’re such trash you sleep with every girl”

“at least I can get someone to sleep with me”

he flashes a smile in the hall bc he KnOws iT GeTs oN YouR NeRveS

“When’s my birthday”

“January 1st bc u set off my fireworks baby”

“i am disgusted”

piggy back rides on those goddamn strong broad set of shoulders ooffff

“I’ll call you, ya?”

He never calls u bc he probably forgot too busy improvin himself

you have a streak with him and all he sends are selfies with the caption “I hope your day is as beautiful as I am (:”

He catches you staring in class one day and he’s like “take a pic, it’ll last longer babe”

And omg he ACTUALLY TELLS YOU TO TAKE A PHOTO OF HIM

so now u have a gallery full of jin and he wont let u delete them bc he thinks they’re all masterpieces you do too but youd never admit it

the only fuckboy that’s tolerable bc he’s rlly just a big goof 

“why don’t you ever have sleeves on your shirt jin”

“these shoulders are on display, honey, can’t cover up the jewels”

he’s kind of obnoxiously loud that u want to shove ur fist into his mouth to sh u t  him uP 

“dude, jimin’s hot”

“okay but so am i ??”

“ok ya youre really hot but so is jimin”

“jiMIN (Y/N) THINKS YOU’RE—-”

“–ANNOYING THANKS SEOKJIN PLS SHUT UP WHY R U STILL TALKING WOW”

“just trying to get my baby some more dick jeEZ”

Yoongi

“hey yoongs why dont we go on a date??”

“uuhhhhhh since when were we dating? lmao dont trip” 

gets a new number every 2 months bc he loves fucking w them crazy bitches too much

“sometimes you need to mess around with the ones who can bite off your dick, being risky is hot (-;”

“BEinG riSkY iS hOt ya u wont have a penis anymore at the rate you’re going”

kind of smells like a mixture of alcohol and cologne 

hand-on-ass-when-he-hugs

“let’s play a game, if u lose u have to take off ur clothes, if i lose u have to take off ur clothes”

“wait but yours stay on ?? wtf yoongi??”

“no mine will come off right after i see u naked (;”

the one to play with the ends of your skirt/dress/shirt bc it gets u so flustered and he lives seeing u flustered 

straight up Arrogantᵀᴹ at times its hot but ur so annoyed by it that u wanna knock some sense into him

wont ask for nudes but will ask to see some goods

“can i see ur tits”

“for the 4039th time, no”

“well, a man can try”

SMIRKY MC SMIRKY HERE like it just comes OUT of NOWHERE and it is OUT to ATTAC 

u dont have a snap streak w him bc it always breaks bc he replies every 3 years bc he was “busy”

but he’s always the fourth person to like your instagram posts???????

and to comment the water droplet/eye/tongue emoji combo ????

loves when u swat his hands away from gripping your thigh 

Hoseok

(i wanted to use this gif but it was so big and rectangle and didnt fit but u need to see that gif to really take in the fuckboy bc i cannot find a representation as accurate as that gif is)

always greeting you whenever he sees you

“hey babygirl”

“hoseok we just saw each other in chemistry”

“ok and????? can’t i say hi to my baby?”

“but im not”

“lmao every girl is my baby”

raises his eyebrows any time you fix your dress or your shirt

asks to borrow a pencil and never returns it

“where is my pencil hoseok”

“where is my kiss (y/n)”

“we didnt agree to that”

“well i didnt agree to give it back”

“dO u NoT kNOW whAT BoRRoW meANS”

loves to share so he shares a lot of his snacks with u

“omg i love snacks!!”

“oh baby me too” and trust me, he’s not talking about the food

has the brightest, kindest smile so it catches you off guard when he says some snarky fuckboy comment

loves physical contact !!!!! always has a hand on your back, or shoulder, or thigh, or hand, or arm

lip LICKING PARDON ME HIS TONGUE IS UNCONTROLLABLE

lets you wear his hats/jackets/hoodies bc he thinks youre sooo cute in his clothes

he walks around school with his hands in his pockets like a doUCHEBAG

catches you off guard by spinning you around with his arm around your waist 

uses the line “im a dancer” to get girls what an eyeroll

the type to drag you onto the middle of the dance floor at a club just so he could show off his skillz which are actually super bomb like even ur impress and uve seen them 308443 times

he got that sweatpants dick print 

Namjoon

changes his contact name to Daddy on your phone

Mr. Ass Man he loves ass ASS ASS ASS SO MUCH ASS BIGGEST ASS LOVER

“oh shit did you see her ass”

“look here bootylover123 stfu”

winks at you a lot in the halls 

“do you have a fucking eye problem namjoon”

“its a wink” 

“u do it so much that im beginning to think youre eye is having a spasm 

lets you copy his homework if he got a hug in return

the type to comment a peach emoji on your instagram photos even if there is no butt involved

loves when you sit on his lap 

one time there weren’t enough seats on the bus and he patted his leg for you to sit

“i know you hate standing (y/n), take a seat itll be fine”

“why can’t u be a gentleman and give up your seat for me?”

*alMOST CHOkES from LAUGHING* “me???!!! a gentleman??? wow u expect too much, just sit your big ass down on daddy’s lap or suffer standing”

buys you lunch bc he loves showing off his e x p e n s i v e w a l l e t 

he could go from having a full blown brilliant monologue as to why he exists to giggling about how your moles r arranged into the shape of a penis 

calls girls mami or ma 

asks for ass pics at like 1:32 AM 

and u send him pictures of ur elbow crease 

and he actually thinks its ur butt

BLASTS baby makin music from his car and causes a public disturbance 

has the highest count of broken beds, not bc of a high body count, but bc he actually breaks the bed everytime he sleeps w someone

Jimin

spaces out when ur wearing a low cut top bc hes too busy staring at ur cleavage 

his streak snaps are either mirror pics, his abs, mirror pic of his abs, and occasional dick pics

“wanna play 20 questions (;”

“we’ve played 20 questions like 20 times already”

“ok gr8 ill start first: will u let me hit it from the back??”

offers to netflix and chill all the time and it sux bc he actually knows all ur fav shows

ok let me reiterate, jimin knows all ur favorite anythings bc he listens to u 75% of the time bc he thinks ur voice is sexy 

will never fail to compliment you when u look good 

“damn baby, is this all for me????”

“no i just dont want to look like a hobo today”

gets super jealous when any other guys speak to u even tho hes piping down like 8 other girls 

“jimin they’re my frIENDS ur not even my bf why u tripping”

“they arent acting like theyre ur friends. i know fuckboy behavior when i see it (y/n) its my occupation, i do the same shit w girls”

“thats good then, someone else wants me too”

“not good bc ur HOT ASS IS MINE )-:”

youre saved as #1 babygirl on his phone no objections

walks into class with a new hickey in a new place every day 

he has SEX EYES u could never look him directly in the eyes bc theyre so captivating 

fucking walks like an arrogant prick down the hall and whistles when u pass 

brags about his big dick when its honestly not as exaggerated as he says 

has a picture of you in one of his shirts as his homescreen wallpaper 

Taehyung

“i wont show anyone, im not messed up like that” yea be careful w this one honey, pretty sure jungkook, hobi, yoongs, namjoon all know how ur tits look like

has the perfect innocent face where u have no idea that he’s fucking 4 other girls

always responds after 12 am and calls u at 3 am 

“tae im fucking sleeping”

“damn thats hot what else u doin??”

“hanging up on u goodbye im going to block ur number”

“pls don-”

uses the line, “i just dont think we’re compatible” on E V Ery GIRL 

offers to hangout but never follows up with it bc he’s never seen out in public with a girl unless its his momma 

“jasmine is telling everyone you gave her chlamydia, u get checked bro??”

“dont worry about it”

body count means a lot to him 

loves hugs bc he likes feeling boobs squished against him

sometimes INTENTIONALLY lowers his voice bc he KNOWS ur into that shit 

thinks youre playing hard to get when rlly u just dont care lol

“i know u want all of this, (y/n)”

“i think ur mistaken”

“right bc i want all of u (:” 

“ya tae let’s not get ur feelings mixed w mine ok thx u”

NO SUCH THING AS PERSONAL SPACE the boy is a koala and will latch onto u 

Jungkook

the biggest fuckboy of them all

has slept w almost every girl in the school and is v proud of it

“what’s your name again”

“rlly jungCOCK” 

“ok (y/n) i know ur fkcing name so can u learn mine”

u dont think he’s ever had a gf b4 bc he doesnt believe in labels OR commitment which hes pretty vocal abt 

unlike jimin, he doesnt own up to his dick pics and swears that they were “”accidents””

SCrEENsHOTS! but ur smart so ur face is NEVER in ur pics

“who’s boobs r on ur phone kook”

“yours”

“you WOULDNT DARE”

“i dont have photogenic memory (y/n) i wanted to remember those cuties without a shirt on (;”

looks too fucking good w a fresh cut that u need to avoid him in the halls or ull melt to goo

only owns white tees and timbs lmao hahahaha 

smirks when you bend down to pick something up 

that or he yells, “one more time, babe!”

“wat u doin”

“showering”

“without me!!1???” 

he’s on tinder too so once he’s done with the sampling pool at school, he can broaden his horizons 

a car enthusiast and will get offended if u dont think his rims r cool

thinks youre really hot when you yell at him or hurt his feelings 

youre his prized possession bc he actually likes talking to u but will never admit it 

has a specific nickname for u that he doesnt call his other girls bc its YOURS !! 

“hey cutie”

“hey jungCOCK”

hates the nickname jungCOCK 

[justfullofsheehs]

These btches are so funny. Bat ba apektadong apektado kayo sa presence ko ha? When in fact, I never tried to shine naman or brag on your clique way back. Di ko kasalanan na kayo nakaka pansin ng mga gamit ko or make up ko na never ko namang pinagyabang sa inyo lol

When putting me on shame on fb was the only thing they can do, kasi they expect na mapapaiyak nila ko which I never did, is so much desperate. When the sem was still on-going, I would saw them on the campus then I will stare at them pero sila will act like they never saw me kasi we used to be sort-of friends kaya they know pano ko maging kaaway and I know they fear that if I would come after them and ma-caught off guard sila cause they wouldn’t know how to react eh sure mapapahiya sila sakin. I remember when there was this time na I was looking for them to confront (kasi this one minion was not answering my pm to her when I asked her kung may prob sya/ sila saken, not even seen the msg) tapos you know na nagtatago talaga sila cause kapag nakita nila ko on the stairs bigla na lang silang magddisappear so I could not go after them is tickling my heart how coward shit btches they are tapos when I approached them inside the room their leader didnt want to talk to me and sinasabi na magllunch daw sila??? Lol gurl yun reaction nyo non sobrang funny kasi super natatakot kayo and her minions there were acting to minding their own business pero guess what makikita mo magpost and magccomment sa isa’t isa sa fb and twitter feeling almighty and kala mo talagang nadadarag nila ko when in fact ignoring me and parinig at socials were the only best way they can do. Para kang nanunuod ng comedy show sa mga to eh. Joke time always. Silly how your minion look after you so much, and sobrang badass btch yung image mo sa kanila pero when I saw you face to face di ka man lang makapag eye contact? Screams bullshit. Namimili talaga sila ng mga kaya lang nilang itarget and iintimidate and obvsly I ain’t one of em. Their leader even blocked my parents, my boyfriend or even my bestfriends and of course me sa page nya tapos magppost sya ng shit post about me ng naka friends yung audience? Gurl, you think I’m threatened? Kanino moko napahiya? Sa angkan nyo? Dlsud community? Sa mga kabatch natin? Hun, let me enlighten you by saying I never give a damn care. Plus, even if you did that naman, they could still see my stories having fun and partying so sino loser? I wish you posted it public tho, so you’ll know pano hinandle ng tatay ko yung case para napahiya kayo. Pero again you didn’t, cause ofc lakas lakasan kuno ka lang naman talaga. You even made up stories sa mga replies mo sa mga nagccomment sa shit post mo. Nasigawan daw ako ng prof kaya ako nag aattitude which I wasn't naman talaga and pano ko masisigawan sa dept? Get your fact straight gurl. Sa sobrang gusto mong magmukang mas mataas saken, you’ll do desperate move such as telling things that didn’t happen. Poor poor thing — literal.

When that shit didn’t affect our nerves, you be friends with one of the girls na ghinosting ng boyfie ko that you know I rly hate. Kasi nga diba we are sort-of friends way back kaya you guys heard my rants about that ugly thing. Kasi bat di ako maiirita dun? Gurl, di ka maganda which I know you know too, or you are not even to consider a threat sa rel namin kasi diba gurl iniwan ka ni Ren kasi ayaw nya na sayo? Did he ever tried to win you back? Diba hindi? Diba when he still tryna date you, nilalandi nya na yung gurl na classmate nya so sabay kayo? And diba when you are guys dating ikaw yung nagppay para sa food nyo or pati pamasahe pa ata? Diba ikaw pa yung pumunta ng school nila kasi ganon ka kadesperado for ren? Even his college friends told me that. So pano ka magiging threat when he never loved you in the first place? He just dated you for fun, for boredom so gurl use your brain. Who do you think you are??? May sinabi sya sayo? Naniwala ka? If he rly meant those words, sana pinursue ka nya kagaya ng pagppursue nya saken whenever I shut him off my life. The thing that irritates me is the fact that you still tryna get your presence sa buhay nya. I remember checking ren fb bago palang kaming magjowa non tapos when his tropa will comment sa post mo na niyaya ka lumabas, gustong gusto mong isama si ren diba? Always yon. But you never heard anything from me that time. Diba kahit you know that I exist, you still chat just anytime you want feeling still friends with him? Like gurl, alam kong walang pumapansin sayo, nasa aura mo naman and obvious pero puta respeto wala ka? And no matter how many times ren change his phone number diba natatawagan mo parin by asking his tropa about it. Para saan? Tapos I remember when ren made twitter acc which you and I followed each other way back, kung di mo ko talaga iniistalk how would you know he have acc na finallow mo pa kung di mo tinitignan mga nagrreply sa tweets ko? Meron pa ngang instance when you will read convos i tweeted na kahit naka sticker yung other part ng msg dinidig mo pa. Stalker much? Idol moko? Gusto mo autograph? So tell me, are we really dragging you into our fights? Cause obviously dumbass, you the one to put yourself into it. And with that i hope you get back to your senses kung gano ka kadesperado bago ka mag aso samen ng ganyan.

Back to my fake friends being friends with this trying hard, they get her to be one of their minions lol and syempre this dumbass agreed naman cause what to expect sa mga ganyan tao na nagccrave to be one of squad para mapansin. Then this gurl naman made an issue na sinisiraan ko daw sya? First things first. Gurl, are you even real? If sinisiraan mo yung tao that is cause diba you want someone go down? And WHY WOULD I WANT YOU GO DOWN WHEN YOU ARE NOT EVEN WAY ABOVE ME OR AT THE SAME LEVEL WITH ME IN THE FIRST FCKING PLACE? Damn, you out of your low iq level mind. And just guess what, for the nth time ren change his number syempre ikaw malandi ka kahit may bf kana tinawagan mo bf ko para umiyak telling him I was making dummies and telling you things. Diba you told him pa nga na isusuplong mo yung case na sinisiraan kita kasi akala mo kakampihan ka nya pero di sya naniwala sayo tapos SABI NG BOYFRIEND KO KUNG TALAGANG TOTOO YON DALHIN NIYONG DALAWA SA KORTE TAPOS IDAMAY MO SYA HANDA SYANG MAKULONG FOR ME and you another coward existing btch told him you didn’t want it go futher than that kasi gurl ineexpect mo lang na sabihin ni Ren na baka nga ako talaga yung gumagawa non but poor you he never bought your make up stories. Tapos ren told me about it, he was even the one told me that you seem to know my fake friends whc we didn’t know that time na minion kana pala nila (you see how your only mutual connection is me and how desperate you guys to force into one to bring me down is so ridiculous and so much effort exerted on) and nung ako na yung tumawag sayo for us to settle your probs with me kasi you are putting my name and assuming me to do you wrong which you keep denying when I was asking you, I was asking your receipts of screenshot pero wala ka namang napakita and wala ka talagang masabi when it was me talking to you diba? Gurl, I specialized analytics. Common logic lang yan which you don’t have. If the msgs you received really affect you and you really have receipts which you can claim that it was rly me cause sabi mo sa msgs sayo the dummy talks about the baby ren and I had, DIBA DAPAT PINASCREENSHOT MO SA MGA FAKE FRIENDS KO YUNG RANT KO SA GC NILA ALSO ME TALKING ABOUT THE BABY WE HAD AND USED IT AGAINST ME AS KATIBAYAN? PLUS BAT OUTSIDE MO GUSTO ISETTLE YUNG CASE WHEN IN ANOTHER FACT, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I AM STILL ENROLLED TO THE SCHOOL AND MAS MASSETTLE AGAD YUNG CASE IF YOU BROUGHT IT TO SWAFO??? ARE YOU JUST THAT DUMB OR TALAGANG WALA NAMAN KASI TALAGANG GANON THING AND YOU JUST MADE THAT UP KASI GUSTO MONG MASIRA RELASYON NAMIN AND GUSTO MONG MAFEEL ANO FEELING NG MAY HATER KA KUNO???? I think aug pa ko nag iintay dito kasi sa sobrang tanga ng naisip nyang move to know who tf was msging her na itrack yung ip ad lol srsly the most dumbest action i know when there are alot of alternative you can do IF YOU REALLY HAVE THE MONEY whc obv she didn’t have kaya nagppoint lang sya ng tao wtf and even posting it out publicly eh nagmmuka ka ng naghahakot lang ng attention btch, ang lakas pang magsalita kung hangang saan nya kaya dalhin yung prob nya na up until now walang nangyari. Nasan na yabang mo gurl? Can u even afford ba the lawyer huh? Or baka naman you made dumb move as expected and sa mali mo nadala yang kaso mo? Hahahaha ano seek for your leader advice kasi sobrang nakakatawa ka lang sa pinag gagawa mong pagpapansin na kala mo talagang may dadarag sayo. Put you down? Gurl your level is way deeper than hell so bat pa mag eeffort diba? Magpaka bait na lang kayo ng umangat angat naman kayo kahit konti.

You gurls know naman na I am a smart kid. I aced logic and analytics on college so wag nyo ko pinapaandaran ng mga katangahan nyo kasi I can prove na hindi yan totoo— kayang kaya kong tapalan ng truths yung mga butas sa kwento nyo. Nakakatawa na lang talaga yung mga paninira nyo eh. Kasi kapag pinagtapat tayo, walang wala sa itsura ko nasisiraan ko kayo. I never shop at cheap online shops like lazada or shoppee for cheap over run f21 hm clothes. I never have to go to megamall sale para lang bumili ng damit. I never have to wait for black fri sale just to buy make up. I never have to let my bf starves para lang bumili ng fake make up sa baba which is hindi ko gawa gawang kwento cause it’s one of your born-again minion told me that na naawa sya sa bf mo lol. Never did I get lower than 1k allowance a week. I never have to wait any padala from any abroad kamag anak to pay for my tuition fee. I never have to work partime as a crew cause my parents don’t see the need of me working while studying. My bf never let me experience pay for his gas or for our dine out ever since. Hindi ko rin kailangan maging fubu ng guy na kino consider lang ako as friends para ibili lang ako ng sale items sa f21 lol. So guys, anong meron kayo na dapat kong kainggitan? Diba wala? Diba it was you guys writing letters about me going somewhere with my friends, or partying with them almost everyday or even the out of town trips me and my bf have even the school is on going? Wala kayong ganon no? Di keri ng allowance? Kaya ba silantro or buffalo na lang na 300 good for two so wampipti hatian? Or homemade samgyup that is wampipti per head din? Or affording buffets na basta may 1 paying adult free na yung bday celebrant? Hays. Kung alam ko lang na ganon ka-big deal yon sa inyo edi sana I keep you on my ig edi sana you witness also the vacay trips our fam have, shoppings, the casino trips and ticket we getting for our future plans before my graduation? Hays sayang. Mas kaiinggitan nyo yung mga ganaps ko sa life now.

Lord, heal their insecure hearts. Kaya po sila nagkakaron ng mga bad experiences sa life, breakdowns, being in a guy not committed to the thick face minion or a bf na inaundervalue yung overbite teeth minion, I know it’s all cause of their black heart that I wish You turn to a good one po. Kayo na bahala sa mga to, Lord.

[zoeekar]

Going through all Lena Luthor scenes with my best friend (season 3 edition, pt4)

Ahh, I tried to post everything before 03x18 dropped, but life has been... unkind lately and I’m just dead. And I also didn’t have enough time to write everything down as fast as I wanted to. Anyways, I’ll have her watch the 3x18 scenes tomorrow so there’s that!

03x11 Fort Rozz

Her: The hell was that? Did they really bring her in for a 30-second scene? Sidenote, I liked her hair in this one. Me: They probably shot more scenes with her though? Like, for other episodes. Her: Yeah, but why not use her more in an episode if she’s already there? Oh, and I can’t wait for her to see the fist imprint on her desk.

03x12 For Good (yet another (super lengthy) Lena-centric episode for our viewing pleasure!)

Her: OH. Right. (she saw Lena and James together) Bitch, if she wants to join in a meeting, she will join the meeting! She’s the boss, after all, she can do whatever she wants.

*Edge appears* Her: Why the fuck is he still here??

*Edge: I don’t have to kill you, Lena. You already did.* Her: I wanna reach in there and punch him.

*Lena: Burn in hell, Edge.* Her: Please let this be foreshadowing (she really hates Edge, you guys, I’m living 😂)

Her: Again, I love her (Lena’s) clothes. Maybe that bad outfit was a one-time thing...

*Kara catches the keys mid-throw* Her: Why is no one finding this weird? Does she do that all the time? Maybe it’s her party trick. Maybe that’s what they do when they’re bored at work. Throw shit at her and see if she’ll catch them *laughs*

*interaction with Edge* Her: So what? Is this a battle to the death now? Because it was all sunshine with him before and now he’s taken it seriously? And she’s only tried to kill him once! He has no right to talk.

*James: He’s tried to kill Lena plenty of times and she’s never retaliated. Lena:*

Her: If that face doesn't scream “innocent”, I don’t know what does *laughs*

Her: Poor thing is so tired of people coming after her though... She doesn’t deserve this!

*Eve hands Lena the coffee* Her: So many alarm bells just went off in my head. Don’t drink this, it’s poisoned!

*Lena falls down* Her: Oh my god, I felt this in my stomach. You know how when something happens or someone gets hurt and you feel some tingling or some weird shit like that? I felt it.

Her: Aww, she didn’t even change into her costume. Wait though, why is her (Lena’s) neck so stiff? Like she’s holding it up. And her hand is on Kara’s back too! Is she even unconscious? *laughs*

Her: Look at Dr. Grey go.

Her: Okay. Another assassination attempt thwarted. We can breathe again.

*Lena: We were flying and you were carrying me. Kara; I was? Like Supergirl? I wish!* Her: Bitch!

Her: Wait wait wait. Wait. What the hell is she doing back at the office?? She was just poisoned, she almost died and they just let her go? They could have sent her to a regular hospital if they didn’t want her to be in their secret base when she woke up, the fuck??

*Lena: Kara? Maybe you don’t know what I am. James: Hey, I know you.* Her: Excuse you? Since when? Who the hell wrote this?? I don’t have a problem with James, but dude. He does not know Lena better than Kara, what is this shit??

*Lena: Great. I feel better.* Her: She needs a hug so bad... And probably some therapy.

*The Dissolving Bullet Project* Her: I knew her mum was behind it! That’s where they’re getting at, right? Her mother is back?

Her: I knew her mum was behind it!

Her: She’s still calling her “mother” instead of “mum”. She’s still pissed and I don’t blame her.

*Lena: Other than Edge’s obsession with me, I am great.” Her: Yeah you are! You’re awesome!

Her: Okay. You know what? She (Lillian) is not exactly wrong. Like, if I were Lena, and I had bought that magazine, I wouldn’t go to work there, you know? I’d sent Sam over there and I’d stay at L-Corp. She (Lena) is a scientist, after all, she said it herself she doesn’t know anything about running a media empire. So why not stay at L-Corp and do what she does best?

*Lillian: Please let me prove to you how much I love you.* Her: It’s so sad to see her (Lillian) exploiting her (Lena) so... I don't know, so shamelessly? She knows exactly what her daughter wants and needs (she means Lillian’s love and approval), and she’s using that against her all the time! It’s toxic and she needs to run far far away.

Her: I’m so used to seeing her change like two or three outfits per episode, now it seems weird she’s still wearing what she was wearing in the beginning *laughs* Not that it’s bad, it’s actually a really nice suit. And awww, she looks so troubled and sad, poor cutie...

Her: So... Are they (Alex and Sam) a thing now? Cause I could see it happening.

Her: Awww I feel so bad for her (Sam)...

*Lena: I tried to kill Edge.* He: Oh right, I forgot not everyone knows this by now  *laughs* Also, she tells this to Kara, not James, who, you know, apparently knows her better than Kara does now...

*Lena: I’m smart. Cunning, strategic, I think steps ahead of most people.* Her: And she needed her mother to tell her??

*Kara: And you needed your mother to remind you of that?* Her: THANK YOU

*Kara: I’ve seen your trophies.* Her: So Kara has been to Lena’s house? When do we get to see that?? I wouldn’t be surprised if she lived in her office or like... had a room built underneath the building or something.

*Lena: And I’m gonna need your help.* Her: Her (Kara’s) help or Supergirl’s help?

Her: Boooobs. (also, Kara’s face in that screenshot tho 😂)

Her: I like how “mouth breather” is an insult. (we don’t have this expression here)

Her: *laughs* Why is she (Lena) looking at her (Kara) like she’s about to devour her?? (we all know what she’s talking about)

Her: That guard is gonna have to explain how he got his ribs broken... And, as much as I liked the line, he was doing his job, right? Dunno. Maybe he could have been less grabby...

 Her: He (Edge) is probably trying to overcompensate for something with his two big pools. Just saying.

*Lena: Because you screwed with her daughter.* Her: I mean... I mean... I don’t know. This family is weird.

How hilarious would it be if she (Lillian) had also hacked those drones so that they would flip him (Edge) off?

Her: You know what I find weird? That no matter how well-dressed and everything she (Lena) is, her nails are never done in any way. (guys. She noticed the nails 😂)

*Edge hides behind a man so that he won’t get shot* Her: What a fucking coward.

Her: Fuck off, now even he knows Kara is Supergirl!

Her: I like it when she (Lena) is so cold and calm actually. Dunno why.

*Edge’s confession* Her: *laughs* Can you imagine if she had forgotten to press record? *laughs more*

Her: *dies laughing*

*Supergirl: Suit’s a bit much, don’t you think? Lillian: Says the girl in the cape.* Her: What are you comparing? That suit is ridiculous and hilarious!

*Lena drops the recorder* Her: For fuck’s sake, get your shit together.

*Mon-El appears* Her: Oh. I know him.

*Edge gets the recorder (really slowly if I might add, I mean come on!)* Her: *rolling her eyes* Lena always has more than enough time to do shit and she never does anything! Because she’s- staring at Supergirl or something.

*Lena chasing Edge* Her: *laughs* She can never run properly, it’s always so funny.

Her: At least she (Lena) makes up for it in kicks. And punches, that girl’s (she means Jack’s CFO as I’ve come to understand) eye is probably still bruised *laughs* (I think she thinks she's really funny...)

*Mon-El: Miss Luthor. Glad to see you’re okay. Lena: Yeah. I could say the same thing about you...* Her: *laughs* Yeah, cause that’s the face you make when you’re really glad.

*Lena: You know where to find me. My name’s on the building.* Her: *snorts* I love her.

Her: So wait. that asshole is gone?? Me: For now, yeah. Her: Finally! Me: You can breathe again? Her: I hated him so much. Me: Yeah, no shit.

*Lena: You wanna know why I’m not a killer? Friends.* Her: That... Makes no sense? So what, people with no friends are killers? Or does she mean that she would be a killer if she didn’t have friends? Is this foreshadowing again? Cause we know she’s been fighting with Supergirl so that’s like minus one friend for her, and then she’s gonna find out Kara is Supergirl so she'll be fighting with Kara, so she’ll be without both her best friends. And then that other girl (Sam) is probably gonna die too, and then she (Lena) is gonna turn evil. There. I wrote the rest of the season. Though I’m not sure I want her to turn evil. She’s too nice for that, its hard to imagine that after going through so much, she’ll snap because of that... I dunno how I feel about it (the eternal struggle of “Lena is too good to be evil” and “Lena would be too good if she was evil”)

*Kara: That’s what friends are for.* Her (to me): Thank you for being my friend so I don’t have to go out and kill people.

*Lena: Yeah, Kara... I saw Mon-El. He was here with Supergirl.* Her: I love how she just told her right away that she saw Mike. I’m not even gonna comment on the fact that she still hasn’t put two and two together and figured out that she saw him with fucking Kara though. Ugh!

*Kara: It’s complicated. I’ll tell you about it.* Her: Like hell, you will.

Her: She looks so pretty! Stop!

*Alex: I’ll figure it out. Lena: We all will.* Her: Well, we all know who ended up figuring it out.

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