#No One Needs to Know

[aaltilis]

Charles: Where are you two going?

Pierre: We're about to dig a hole in the parking lot -

Yuki: And then call it 'love'

Charles: But, for what?

Yuki: So we could see people fall in love.

Charles: ...

[leejungjaes]

listen.

"i'd love to know the number of viewing minutes for the carriage scene alone"

the number of minutes i've watched the carriage scene is between me and netflix and that's all im going to say. capeesh? i'll discuss it with the devil when im DEAD. 

[soulinkpoetry]

Maybe we turn silent because we no longer want to reveal any more of ourselves than we already have. It hurt too much to be exposed.

-Soulinkpoetry

When hurt, we turn silent.

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[innocent-faced-murderer]

My love!

Hello, Dearest.

-B

[caleb-is-existing]

Do Motogp riders have performance coaches or are they just left to their own devices and the teams hope they don't die in-between races and seasons?

[snootlestheangel]

Some Silly Shadow OC Stuff

Snootles is on something (not drugs just a weird wavelength of brainrot) so ignore her while she rambles aimlessly about her Shadow Company OCs ****Moose is @cod-dump 's OC not mine****

Flash has a beautiful singing voice (i've probably said this before but he's like angelic, okay). A song that screams Cole "Flash" Halley is "Selene by Imagine Dragons". Every time I hear it, I have this little mental image of our beautiful blonde bombshell just dancing around in his bottlecap covered jean jacket. It's funky and fun and just it's my little Flash boy

Flash started having his sexuality crisis after joining Shadow Company. He swears the two aren't related.

Flash unable to decide if he wants to be demolished by a bear or make sweet love with a woman

Ness is ace, Flash is the definition of a bisexual disaster, and Woody definitely experimented with his sexuality when younger

Flash is so lanky I can't- He's got the longest fucking legs and they're so skinny and so of course he rocks a nice pair of skinny jeans. Better yet, cuffed skinny jeans *dies cause he's too cute*

Truck: You fucked around *cocks shotgun* Truck: Now it's time to find out

Flash: Man, women are incredible! I fucking love women! I'm so straight *meets Gaz* Flash, panicking: Oh god, oh fuck-

Ness, to Woody: I fucked up Woody: How?? Ness: I was trying to explain something to the commander but I couldn't get the words out for the life of me and so I just started crying instead. Woody: ... Ness: I don't want a father figure, please help me fix this Woody: *bursts into laughter* Ness: IT'S NOT FUNNY! I DON'T NEED A FATHER FIGURE! Woody: *laughing harder* Ness: PLEASE! I'M TRYING TO IGNORE MY DADDY ISSUES, NOT MAKE THEM WORSE!! Woody: *choking from laughing too hard*

Flash, hanging out in Moose's office just rambling: Ya know, I'm definitely a tits kind of guy. Like, boobs are nice, but men can also have titties, ya know? And man titties are nice too Moose: *turns around slowly to stare at him* Flash, realizing what he said: Wait what-

Flash's mental image during that last conversation:

And yes, Flash would simply cease to exist if he ever met Farah and Alex. They'd be too powerful for his bisexual ass

[petit-papillion]

I NEED charles to wear the pink mushroom pants so bad (v unlikely that he’s gonna wear it but I want it so bad)

I know, right?! They even come with a matching jacket - and we all know how much Charles loves his matching outfits...

[fleecefaint]

working on ur request rn shhh dont tell anyone

i will not tell a SOUL officer

[radiocryby-fm]

CW// NOT REAL GORE; SEMI REALISTIC HEART , BLOOD!!!

🍴Dinner for two

Happy birthday gift for Moppo!! After I heard one of Prims stories, I had to draw something that would have a deep meaning!!! (featuring Prim by @moppopus)

[mamagabi-s-corner]

it would be sexier if another lady joined the crew and cleaned up 'certain messes', haha just kidding...

unless..

[babymorte]

i said i wouldn’t add full albums to this playlist and ive gone and added full albums to this playlist

[unhinged-greed]

"Uuuuuh-..." totes have been sneaking up on Earth many times without actual reason just to fuck with humans.

[muddlemore]

Bought a Roblox gift card from GameStop and bro fucking announced it 😭

[moominpopzz]

Every time me and @skylar328 get hyperfixated on the same thing I become one of those writers locked in the basement of a sims house so she can make me write fics for her

[slithery-sabo]

saur ur poly right?? u figured that out...how, you have a crush on another dude..?

scuse me anon....well...hey...you know...I..uh..

the LARGEST WORM FOUND WAS 21 FT!?!? WAHH WOAHWO

[queerponcho]

i cant wait for my breast reduction surgery. so sick of the constant unwarranted sexualisation and looks i get. the backpain and the expensive never comfortable bras. so excited to be rid of those things. gotta lose weight first tho…fucking insurance wont pay otherwise🙃

theres no reason for this post except frustration