#No I haven't replaced my phone yet. Remember how I was unemployed for 7 months & my new job has yet to schedule me for any shifts?

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What is it about parents that makes them avoid contacting you for days at a time only to turn around and insist that your lack of communication with them is worrying even though they only text you to ask if you've called someone else or to ask irrelevant bullshit about your job