#Nitro zues

[blueey-jayzilla]

Stupid marine biologist

[fictional-love-is-my-life]

Not sure if you do specific Decepticons for asks, but could you do decepticon dating headcanons for bay movies Nitro Zeus, Barricade, Megatron, and Shockwave? The cons are a bit on the dangerous and edgy side, so what separates them from the autobots in terms of their version of romance? Not sure if they would give their s/o nicknames, or do sweet things 🤔

Nitro Zues:

He likes to show off. Trying to show his strength and skills, always trying to impress his S/O.

He likes to get all their attention, whether it is them listening to him talking or them watching him show off. He just wants all their focus on him.

He calls them 'babe' a lot. But also uses sugar, baby, hot stuff, sweet thing.

He's very touchy. He loves to show affection and receive affection, even in public. Doesn't matter if someone is watching. If he wants to touch and hug his S/O he will.

Likes to make out a lot.

He likes to do things such as picking up his S/O and carrying them around. Sometimes bridal style, sometimes over his shoulder.

Megatron:

Nicknames for his S/O include: My pet, pet, my queen/king.

He doesn't get involved in PDA. He saves all his affection for private times. The only type of public affection, would be him grabbing his S/O's arm and dragging them away for alone time.

When alone he likes to have his S/O give him lots affection, like sitting in his lap and being close to him.

He actually gives a lot of compliments. Not in front of the other cons. He'll only ever say sweet things to his S/O when they are alone. But he likes to make sure his S/O knows he loves them and that they are beautiful to him.

He doesn't do romantic or affectionate things in front of the other bots. But he made it very clear that his S/O is claimed and that the other cons are not to flirt or get too close to them.

Barricade:

He likes to keep his S/O by his side. But he does like to get his work done too. Work includes destroying Autobots. So his idea of a perfect date is taking his S/O hunting for bots.

When he shows affection in public, it's dominating so he can lay his claim on his S/O, showing the other cons they are taken. When they are in private he is a lot softer. He takes his time to show affection, giving gentle kisses and touches.

He calls his S/O sweetspark, baby, my precious (in private).

He's very vocal about his relationship with his S/O. He'll constantly compliment them in public, telling them how attractive they are. He'll tell the other bots about their relationship and how it is and how his S/O is his alone. (He likes rubbing his relationship in the other mechs faces)

He's pretty protective of his S/O. He knows his life can get dangerous, so he tries his best to keep his S/O safe when they are with him. He also won't like letting his S/O go alone anywhere without him, or go with other cons without him. He worries he won't be there to protect them if something goes wrong.

Shockwave:

He's very possessive. He likes to keep his S/O all to himself away from the others, even Megatron.

He doesn't get jealous, because he feels superior to the others. But he generally doesn't like anyone else being close to his S/O.

He likes to caress his S/O. Gently holding their face, or stroking their back.

He'll call them his. His love, his S/O.

He does like to gift them things. But usually practical things like guns, ammo, body modifications or creatures for them to use.

[the-firebird69]

R.E.M. - "Drive" [Live from Austin, TX]

This guy is a terminal idiot and it's singing the song about my husband just like the clones putting it all out there and the Mac proper having them do it and they're all so nuts and they think we're just talking about talking because they're women have been saying it for years and they hear me and I'm a woman and they don't get it I'm going to make them get it I've got characters she venom knifehead a lot of stuff like that and there's a couple of them you don't know about one of them is someone like nitro Zeus and more and you're just pathetic jerks you don't know about any of this you can see it on your equipment and we know it too that we could hear you talking about it it's called a radio and we can intercept the frequency morons Jesus Christ you're f****** dumb too it's going to take advantage of it I know what to do

Jen M

And this guy has an attitude all those people have this huge attitude got to understand that they're playing is coming and it has been for 30 years it's a big one and they're doing all this horse manure to each other to try and maneuver to it so we need to get ready and we need to have another push to build bases and we need to start doing it now and really big ones they go in there I want them all fried without trouble and all the weapons take it out in space

Zues Hera

We shall do that and I'm going to put my foot to the floor we have Giants arriving now

Thor Freya

We're building bases and immediately and we're going to wreck them immediately and we are going to make them out of the clay since they're sitting there looking at it

Nuada Arrianna

You need our people to sign on right now we need them and immediately we need assistance there's a major war against us that is about to begin in just several months Olympus

[fkyumerica]

and the exploding births in school video

pregnant by giant, it breaks out

caged crazed animal

full of nitro glycerine

im serious

wtf was that

ZOOM

drug

they do it

and tie it up mate now woo 3ft in 3 days

the beach in noroi is 55 in 3 minutes

they left them all the whole time

no one cared

it cant live

greece and russia is it

and what we came over

shit has to stop

and the alien in the air vent tunnel to my house

we caught one

the baby mask crying face

you saw its reer to go face and its stance

it knew to fuck them in bed, old men did it

amandas graduating class of elementry school

always celebrate them for doing anything

it was never that

it was to make gay male giants

they are all old faces now at fish restaurants on fort

find your gay

investigate or dont they all did to live

bigger thing, he stopped me, i gotta be him, ask a few questions, im back bitch, said I couldent have a kid with him he was dead I dont care I went back, car full of emmmm

she was the white girl in the video blowing up

ass after joke

too short still

the women dont grow

all men if its a beach fuck

eat the greens

males

hit them with a tree branch

resident evil came through to make a dropping ground for his birthed out kid like a egg, his dad made it seem like it

and stretched him their whole lives to fit in him

he isnt zues

he says he guards greece

fart I don't care im invading

bullets

[ninjaspiderjuurouta]

Bitch me too, the FUCK??

nitro zeus

i still haven’t seen the movie but smash for sure

[cina-full-moon-xanadium]

cogmans a headmaster (referenced in movie surprisingly) to give him ab accurate aston martin with the correct right side steering wheel, and nitro zues head comes off due to a cut movie part where nitros head was blown off, and cogman takes over

If only

[fireturtlepagan]

The gods and their (mostly) coffee/ chocolate-y beverage/ tea orders

Also what they are god off cause ~learning~

<tried to give each a unique order but there likely will be repeats> <<also these are based on nothing in particular>>

Achelois doesn’t like hot beverages or chocolate would like ice water with lemon though

A minor moon goddess whose name means “she who washes away pain”.

Alectrona any coffee is good coffee

An early Greek goddess of the sun, daughter of Helios and Rhode, and possibly goddess of the morning.

Amphitrite s’mores Frappuccino

Greek goddess of the sea, wife of Poseidon and a Nereid.

Antheia tea, just the tea, nothing in it

Goddess of gardens, flowers, swamps, and marshes.

Apate Extra chocolate milkshake

Goddess of gardens, flowers, swamps, and marshes.

Aphrodite a tall beverage. Doesn’t care what’s in it just likes the small cups. Drinks like 5 at a time.

Goddess of love and beauty and married to Hephaestus.

Artemis mocha

Virginal goddess of the hunt and twin sister of Apollo.

Até “this is bean juice” (black coffee)

Greek goddess of mischief, delusion, ruin, and folly.

Athena don’t care give me the caffeine (loves iced coffee most)

Goddess of wisdom, poetry, art, and war strategy. Daughter of Zeus and born from his forehead fully grown, wearing battle armour.

Bia doesn’t like coffee likes frozen hot chocolate or just chocolate milk is just milk an option cause if it is just milk

The goddess of force and raw energy, daughter of Pallas and Styx, and sister of Nike, Kratos, and Zelus.

Brizo Irish coffee

Ancient Greek prophet goddess who was known as the protector of mariners, sailors, and fishermen.

Circe “coffee as dark as my hatred for men”

A goddess of magic who transformed her enemies, or those that insulted her, into beasts.

Cybele southern sweet tea

The Greek goddess of caverns, mountains, nature and wild animals.

Demeter doesn’t like coffee much but will drink it on occasion prefers iced tea

Goddess of agriculture, fertility, sacred law and the harvest.

Eileithyia Caramel Frappuccino

Goddess of childbirth, referred to by Homer as “the goddess of the pains of birth”.

Elpis peppermint mocha

The spirit and personification of hope. Hope was usually seen as an extension to suffering by the Greek, not as a god.

Enyo that chocolate that’s like a shot of espresso or whatever

Minor goddess of war and destruction, the companion and lover of the war god Ares and connected to Eris.

Eos yes to all

A Titaness and the goddess of the dawn.

Eris Red Bull

Greek goddess of chaos, strife and discord and connected to the war-goddess Enyo.

Gaia homemade hot coco, your grandmothers recipe, the one passed down by the generations full of love and memories

The primal Greek goddess of the Earth. Known as the great mother of all and often referred to as “Mother Earth”.

Harmonia espresso au lait

The Greek goddess of harmony and concord.

Hebe hot chocolate-y milk

Goddess of eternal youth.

Hecate coffee with sugar

The goddess of magic, crossroads, moon, ghosts, witchcraft and necromancy (the undead).

Hemera chai latte

Primordial goddess of the day, daytime and daylight. Daughter to Erebus and Nyx (the goddess of night).

Hera just needs caffeine please (1 creamer 2 sugars)

Goddess of goddesses, women, and marriage. Married to Zeus and known as Queen of the Gods.

Hestia hot chocolate with either cinnamon stick or a peppermint stick

goddess of the hearth, home, architecture, domesticity, family, and the state. Also one of the Hesperides.

Hygea loose leaf tea, preferably locally grown

Goddess of good health, cleanliness, and sanitation. This is where the word “hygiene” comes from.

Iris iced matcha latte

Greek goddess of the rainbow and messenger of the gods. She is also known as one of the goddesses of the sea and the sky.

Mania likes watching milk mix into the coffee but not drinking it

Spirit goddess of insanity, madness, crazed frenzy and the dead.

Nemesis stealing it from Dionysus

The goddess of retribution and personification of vengeance.

Nike just a little milk in either

Goddess of victory, known as the Winged Goddess of Victory.

Nyx milk and honey

Primordial goddess of the night.

Peitho cinnamon hot chocolate

Greek goddess of persuasion and seduction.

Persephone iced white mocha with raspberry or strawberry

Goddess of vegetation and spring and queen of the underworld. Lives off-season in the underworld as the wife of Hades.

Pheme a latte

The goddess of fame, gossip and renown. Her favour is notability, and her wrath is scandalous rumors.

Rhea steamed milk with vanilla or hazelnut

Titaness and goddess of nature. Daughter of the earth goddess Gaia and the sky god Uranus, and known as “the mother of gods”.

Selene white hot chocolate with almond milk

Goddess of the Moon

Styx pumpkin spice

Goddess of the river Styx and a Naiad who was the first to aid Zeus in the Titan war.

Terpsichore honey latte

Goddess of dance and chorus and one of the nine Muses.

Themis like 3 gallons of espresso

Ancient Greek Titaness and goddess of divine order, law, natural law and custom.

Thetis tea with looooots of honey basically just warm honey water

Sea nymph, goddess of water and one of the fifty Nereids, daughters of the ancient sea god Nereus. Also a shapeshifter and a prophet.

Tyche Starbucks pink drink

Goddess of prosperity and fortune.

Aeolus unsweetened ice tea

Greek god of the winds and air

Aether steamed milk with cinnamon

Primordial god of the upper air, light, the atmosphere, space and heaven.

Alastor one sugar in tea or coffee

God of family feuds and avenger of evil deeds.

Apollo decaf

Olympian god of music, poetry, art, oracles, archery, plague, medicine, sun, light and knowledge.

Ares mocha Frappuccino

God of war. Represented the physical, violent and untamed aspect of war.

Aristaeus tea he made himself

Minor patron god of animal husbandry, bee-keeping, and fruit trees. Son of Apollo.

Asclepius all the tea or black coffee

God of medicine, health, healing, rejuvenation and physicians.

Attis just water please

A minor god of vegetation, fruits of the earth and rebirth.

Caerus nitro cold brew

Minor god of opportunity, luck and favorable moments.

Cronos peach tea with cream

The god of time. Not to be confused with Cronus, the Titan father of Zeus.

Crios decaf with cream and sugar

The Titan god of the heavenly constellations and the measure of the year..

Cronus vanilla Frappuccino with no coffee

God of agriculture, leader and the youngest of the first generation of Titans and father of the Titans. Not to be confused with Cronos, god of time.

Deimos earl grey tea with cream

Deimos is the personification of dread and terror.

Dionysus either like a tiny bit of coffee in a milkshake or espresso directly into his veins

An Olympian god of the grape harvest, winemaking and wine, of ritual madness, religious ecstasy and theatre.

Erebus iced coffee with vanilla and milk

Primordial god of darkness.

Eros strawberry Frappuccino

God of sexual desire, attraction, love and procreation.

Hades vanilla latte with soy milk

God of the Dead and Riches and King of the Underworld.

Helios chocolate and peanut butter hot chocolate

God of the Sun and also known as Sol.

Hephaestus iced tea with lemonade

God of fire, metalworking, stone masonry, forges and the art of sculpture. Created weapons for the gods and married to Aphrodite.

Hermes matcha

God of trade, thieves, travelers, sports, athletes, and border crossings, guide to the Underworld and messenger of the gods.

Hymenaios cold brew

God of marriage ceremonies, inspiring feasts and song.

Hypnos doesn’t like the way caffeine makes him feel so he drinks decaf

The Greek god of sleep.

Kratos Oreo milkshake

God of strength and power.

Momus gingerbread latte

God of satire, mockery, censure, writers and poets and a spirit of evil-spirited blame and unfair criticism.

Morpheus peppermint mocha

God of dreams and sleep – has the ability to take any human form and appear in dreams.

Paean London fog with lavender

The physician of the Olympian gods.

Pan mint tea

God of nature, the wild, shepherds, flocks, goats, mountain wilds, and is often associated with sexuality. Also a satyr (half man, half-goat).

Plutus hot chocolate with caramel

The Greek god of wealth.

Poseidon chai

Olympian Greek god of the sea, earthquakes, storms, and horses.

Priapus black coffee or coffee with creamer

Minor rustic fertility god, protector of flocks, fruit plants, bees and gardens and known for having an enormous penis.

Thanatos butterscotch iced coffee

A minor god and the god of death.

Triton sea salt caramel Frappuccino

Messenger of the sea and the son of Poseidon and Amphitrite.

Zelus lemonade

The god of dedication, emulation, eager rivalry, envy, jealousy, and zeal.

Zues lil bitch juice

God of the sky, lightning, thunder, law, order, justice, King of the Gods and the “Father of Gods and men”.

[tinytiana]

Just watched tf5 and

Honestly.. the movie was too cringy/cheesey with the script, I mean like the one-liners and the unnecessary, and for the new characters... do the kids really need to curse?

Also, I felt that the characters jumped right to the point too quickly. Take the audience on an aDventure! My opinion changed here and there on the hill, but it's still too rushed.

Not to complain though!

Other than that, it was interesting to watch. I give it a 7/10.

[rextherob0t]

what the hell, I love this so much!!!

Stupid marine biologist

[fictional-love-is-my-life]

Can you do hc's reactions for Optimus, hotrod, nitrozues, and Megatron. Seeing a cybertronian that can use the ability to summon portals to any location they choose. Kinda like a space bridge, but they don't need any tech help.

Optimus:

He thinks everyone on his team is special and invaluable. He appreciates every Autobot. But he can't deny the fact that he may slightly, think this Cybertronian is a bit better. He'd never admit it. But the ability to summon portals is an incredible skill, something really useful that could be used to help so many bots in need. So he thinks they are in fact, a little bit more useful than the others.

However he will never ask them to abuse their power. He never pushes bots, he'll ask for their help and suggest ways they could use their ability. But he will ultimately let them use it however they please.

Megatron:

He wants to use it. He wants to manipulate and coerce the Cybertronian until they will do anything and everything he says. Then he will use them for their power. He thinks the ability to summon portals could change the war entirely. He could use it to ambush Optimus and the other Autobots.

He wants to know how it's possible, because if he can he wants to get the ability for himself. If it's something only that one bot can do, then he'll just keep the bot around. He gets extremely possessive, wanting to make sure they don't get into Autobot hands. He won't let anyone else have access to their ability.

Nitro Zues:

He thinks this bot is awesome. Although he's also thinking about trying to figure out how they make the portals, then try to steal it for himself. Unfortunately if it's something only the bot can do, it means he has to keep them alive.

He tries not to piss them off and get on their good side. If he can be 'friends' then maybe they'll let him come along on some of the portal trips. Or maybe they will even make portals for him, like a taxi service. As much as he likes flying, he also likes the idea of getting to a battle even quicker.

Hot Rod:

He's imagining the vacations he could take with that kind of ability. He loves the idea of traveling, and he'd love a friend to go with. Having the ability to summon portals means they could easily travel the world. He thinks it's the best ability ever, and he's a little jealous. Sure he has a gun that can slow time, but if he could swap he would.

Saying that though he's not pushy. He suggests taking trips and going traveling with them. But ultimately the way they use their ability is up to them. He tells them how cool they are, and just asks that if they do decide to go somewhere fun or tropical to please let him know, because he would love to tag along.

[the-firebird69]

Ric Flair challenges Goldberg on Nitro

What exactly is going on here hulk Hogan

Zues Hera

We don't know no they're crazy they're really into it it sounds a little weird it says it sounds very emotional and it's way too into it and he forgot the crowd is watching. And that's what it is. Who is that guy his son or something volume gold bricks on him. And that's very funny but really I understand something people don't know it but they have a rivalry it's gone back a long way and yeah his voice is cracking and it went off a few octaves this is terrible cuz I have something to say it says no I have something to say so I want to hear what it is

Hulk Hogan

He kind of heard part of it but really it's like this and Hera agrees you don't see this kind of passion these days you don't see this type of competitive spirit and you don't see the investment that someone's putting it in there just people up there trying to display being Fuller vulgar some of them and mean and it really does not come across as something personal almost like they're not there as much as they could be even the clones you don't it's like sometimes they do it really all the way at the top and this is the top and I've seen in the past with almost all of them they have these rivalries and people get into it and a lot of people who are not Max and a lot of warlock but these days it's hard it's a lot harder to get into except for the ladies wrestling honestly God they have these real rivalries and the men are just kind of like I don't know what you call it

Zues

It's quite awful they are fighting each other swinging around dancing wrestling doing a few moves sing a couple things and getting out it's like his brother is Lou ferrigno but he was laying low on purpose and he listened to shine and it is something but here I wonder what would happen he said he's seeing a couple matches but they're like top of the line title bouts and they pushed John Cena out and that was a rivalry between his own but really come on that's your own people it was kind of cheesy and it really is

Hera

There's a huge number of people who agree that we had a lot passion for it and energy and even if we lost we still say that we stuck up stood up for what we believed in and that our position and on things but these guys don't really do that not as much come off it's like boa constrictors instead of rattlers and cobra it's kind of annoying and he said that's why he's watching the woman and boy they get pissed off at each other and they really hit each other I mean these men just don't do that that's what he's saying they really don't I mean I've been watching it a lot and they don't toss people on the table you see some of these matches and they're feeding the s*** out of people out back for real and throwing them on the table I mean it's real violence it's not meant to do permanent damage but Jesus Christ suck I mean it's boring and he's right that's not even costumes and stuff until the Rey Mysterio comes out okay well we know he is and he beats all these big guys he's going to have to get huge and come in and he won't be able to go into Vegas and you won't be able to go into the big ring there's no way and he knows it and we know it even wearing a mask it'll be worse since you probably have nightmares we do see that too it's a strange thing but really is a amateur or really novice bout. And he says who's going to wrestle me Andre my grandpa and really they're fighting if you only him if you like my size and yeah he thought he was going to win and he might he says he has his son just power and we saw that too he coming out of nowhere and you're flying around the ring and out of it. Yeah the image of the Fall Guy in the last scene that was great he was great at that that was intense and the guys got to have surgery he's really needs it and so does Mac you're horrible stop talking about that as other stories I don't want to hear that s*** for Christ's sake. But yeah there's a huge difference and he saw it all the time he used to watch it cuz we're really into it and he thought it was going to kill each other at some point but he saw it wasn't really that way yeah if you saw a few things she didn't like I remember why he stopped watching and it was somebody was ranting and I think it was this guy Trump I think it's mad at him and we can't say that and we can't stand you you're ranting so get over it but no and it's just too sensitive for someone to such a loser we decided to help out and we have to there's too much crap here and we heard about him trying to work out as difficult and the girls couldn't do it and they had a team there and why is that weasels for ruining things different weirdos they're just trying to get it back so he's going to try and Schwarzenegger says he's going to try and be his coach and now we know that that means something and he says he was helping before but it's not about the relationship as much as what he knows that I'll turn into and that's amazing what you're saying is amazing he was helping me before and he was doing it it's not about that not not really not really as much so I get that and you got to watch out for the family jewels cuz he has a lot of pretty woman and we get that mature woman a real ones or whatever you call them non-gifted the gifted in other departments so it's actually funny there are some real strawberry blondes out there LOL yeah that's fine I better get my speed boat going the one with no windows but really it's going to be a lot of fun and Schwarzenegger is laughing he wants to say stuff

Hulk Hogan

You're always going to be our hulk but yeah you were telling me you're like six eight now you're short for Christ's sake and it's awful and don't drink the water but you know this stupid frog s*** that's what it is and he's going to be a big boy I don't see any damn difference in a lot of people don't and Sam's got bigger from the grips that I see that but his feet keep growing if we know what he's going to be big boy that is why and it's the other stuff and it's because we had a relationship with training and he was reading my books and he got to do it quick stinky and or quickly or stinky and it was awful I feel bad for him and I had to distance and he got strong but not real big and he's trying to get big trying to get big eating supplements nothing and it's hard to do now he knows why it was ridiculous he's getting stronger and stronger finally get tired he's working and doing it but now it's ridiculous the people cannot expect him to do these weird things you want and the stones fly around and hit your windows I can hear them saying we want the stones and what do you do with them you can make you drainage to train your property off drain your property off you can although yeah it's kind of dangerous here not much really and he's right though if you want to make a wall you use the stone and you save on the concrete he doesn't have to be strong to do a patio or a wall and yeah you need to sand it but really to follow him around and kind of get him going it would be a lot of fun and maybe to coach him and you know what he could be big in the industry but I can't see him doing a show it's grueling it's like an hour long and not now he says but I can do that back in shape but there's no Oxygen here these people are dying I'm doing okay I did see that what I went there and I cut the cigars and I started oxygenating but yeah he says I can do things for hours and hours and it didn't bother me back then yeah something work out for like 2 hours once and he's just going and he's working and just kept going and yeah you could do it he says an hour is a long time and I don't want one of those teeny teeny ones they want to see a rear end but they don't want to see the they want to see the whole thing but not they don't allow g string and you can wear the ones that cover up and he wants to wear the old Roman style I don't know if they let you but it's something it's kind of weird who the hell wants to go up there and just be naked in front of all these people and he knows your body sometimes goes nuts you know Arthur walks in with Liza Minnelli and after them is someone else alone yeah that's a good time. But really I was thinking about it and he was thinking it was a good idea he's going to be a big boy I keep saying that like it's Godzilla for The Terminator or the Terminator and really it's kind of similar I looked at his physique and I looked at some records we have it says 14 ft minimum but if you like the DNA it's bigger so it's weird it's like the physique is changed and he says it's from the chemicals the phosphate and the weak air and it makes a lot of sense but yeah he's going to be huge and he says I'm going to try and limit it at a certain point and he knows what to use is gross but it won't go into lipoma and that's a little bit better so that's the whole deal

Arnold Schwarzenegger

So he says where's George I don't know what the hell he said and Ken says he's going to be there and he's going to try and do the routine maybe become a trainer of his and that's what he means and it's a good idea he says no I like it too but we want to know a big boy means

Hulk Hogan

So there's a bunch of girls who don't get it and yeah he's going to be a big boy. And I guess it's the look I give the creature in the movie Conan. No he will be well about 10 ft I mean he's going to be huge like a hulk and I seen those a little bit pictures and documents and they're very big like the juggernaut and he's going to start off like Colossus and for real at six foot eight they say and I guess around 6'9 I mean his arms are going to be gigantic never mind 25 inches okay like 30 and there's nobody in the business like that he would dwarf everybody and those little guys have the biggest attitude LOL if you and we usually fire off on them he has a sense of humor about it though but yeah we fire off on them and I remember recently the clip with his like grabbing his head and toasting it around and the guys going I would like you not to do that it does not make me look good he says okay but really you just in the wrong room if you're that small and if you can get bigger for crying out loud and so they're yelling it out yeah we can but really he's going to be huge. Here's a couple things and he just keeps repeating them it doesn't remember but little skits one of them is maybe next to me in a competition to go Julius you finally got here but in my accent and it's kind of funny and it's a little rude but I think I would start laughing. I was number one did very big for a long time at six four and his brother was 7 ft and that was Lou ferrigno and he was not deaf he's a big fella so I get what the experience was like but he's bigger than him very very young so there's other skin his other skit he's across the gym but he'll Arnold I can't believe you're here and so that's really what he was saying I can't believe you're here and I'd have to say that's good I'll be right over but everybody in the gym would look and you know this this is like working out with rhinoceros he's done it before and he's small you really don't want to do it but he doesn't care he's in a different business and they know it and they give us a break and stuff but you know they come up and say stuff and he'd probably say yeah okay okay you got to get to it usually the laugh but you got serious but really you can handle himself this other girl if he's 10 foot he's going to he can throw a few hundred pounds barbell out there with and then tell the guy onto his car and I do understand what he's saying but really he wants to go to comic Con and he wants to make money as an amateur bodybuilder and he's kind of afraid he's too afraid to go into pro and I don't think he could do it and he agrees it's too much Fame and it would be a bummer for our industry as it is he thinks he can only go to a few a year if that and it's really for cash so if I kind of feel bad for him because that's how it is but then he says I can maybe do a powerlifting I make some money and that makes sense and then the circus so between those three he'll stay in shape and have some money it's like a bear you can't stay in one spot too long.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Those are some real good cigars. And it's going to be some fun and he said he'd like to do an expedition about but I'm way out of shape and if he gets huge I might actually get hurt and just from falling over so I have to get back in shape yeah I hope it's real hard out here and he says there must be something that counters pooping phosphate like fresh flash freezing or and I've tried it all and really the only thing that works is getting better food from other places the food here sucks it's terrible you can't eat almost anything here and he's eating oranges from somewhere else potatoes from somewhere else and still a huge pain I got to tell you we have to be careful there's a lot of stuff going on here too we need to have some people move in we're not really here much at all or in California it's way too dangerous but you know what this does nothing going on here they got to leave they're horrible to him I've never seen people treat someone so bad and Andre is in an awful shape and Preston he says we need them he doesn't work with anyone else actually actually they're the only ones and Ken works with them now I'm starting to see some it's actually the team and mom used to get things to work and Grandpa he does all sorts of work but he's over work doing what he's doing it's never going to change and he can't make too much but really this is hell and floors are a pain but boy these kids are nasty just keep repeating the same damn stuff that's mean but why does it take a look at this and see what you guys look like this looks crazy but you can hear he's into it and he's emotional even though it sounds wacko he's he cares about it yes I'm kind of distant and sick and you know you changed and we don't really know when but we're going to look at it cuz something happened and he went to China and that might be it

Hulk Hogan

Good

Mac daddy

Olympus

[fictional-love-is-my-life]

Can I get dating headcanons for bay mirage, Nitro zeus, and any wrecker in general?

Mirage:

Super affectionate, loves touching and holding his partner. He's big into PDA, he just wants to shower them in affection all the time.

Always uses nicknames, once he's dating someone it's rare he uses their real name.

Loves taking long late night drives together to get peace and quiet and alone time.

Drive in theaters are his go to for date nights.

Compliments his partner all the time. Also makes a huge show of checking them out, he'll look his partner up and down and whistle, telling them they look gorgeous even in front of people.

Nitro Zues:

Big into PDA and making out even in front of others. He can rarely keep his hands off his partner.

He becomes a lot sweeter. He's still his egotistical self, but he becomes a little more endearing towards his partner.

Likes to give them gifts, even if it's something he may have stolen from someone else.

Gets protective. He doesn't get jealous because of his ego, but that doesn't mean he likes others hanging around his partner. He still just wants them for himself.

Date nights include staying inside to he can lay claim to his partner and just hold them close and cuddle them. Just because he wants them to be with him.

Roadbuster:

Lots of pet names. 'Darling, darl, honey, baby doll.'

Also pretty hands on, but he also knows he and his partner need personal space sometimes. He's quite happy sitting and doing his own thing, while his partner does their own thing just sat right next to him.

Loves to surprise his partner with things whether it's gifts, date nights, or just a hug from behind. He loves seeing their happy, surprised, love filled face.

Likes to do uncommon small touches, like head pats, hand kisses, forehead kisses, hair/helm stroking.

Is the type to get his partners name engraved on him. Just to show them how much he loves them. But if his partner won't let him then he'll just get it painted on or try to get a sticker of something to remind him of his partner.

[fictional-love-is-my-life]

Masterlist 2

Making a second one because apparently the first broke. But I will link the first one here. If a post is angst, NSFW or I think may be triggering I am putting a * next to it.

MASTERLIST 1

RULES

KO-FI

Archive of our own

My own AU/fIc writings

TF Cowboy AU

All my work below the read more because it is now quite long:

Autobot Headcanons:

Mirage, Bee, Hot Rod, Crosshairs halloween paint

Hound, Hot Rod, Bee, Rung, Tailgate halloween movies

Bee, Optimus, Hot Rod NSFW*

Bee, Hot Rod, Optimus, Brains, Wheelie designer bot

TFP bots help newly transformed human

Lockdown as a father*

Hot Rod, Bee, Optimus, Mirage sad comfort at a gun range*

Hot Rod, Bee, bots play too rough with their kid

Bee comforts S/O after being called a con*

Bee, Hot Rod, Hound, Optimus react to S/O, Rung and Tailgate getting yelled at*

Hot Rod, Bee, Optimus react to S/O getting asked out by another bot

Mirage, Nitro Zues, Roadbuster dating

Bee's S/O gets hurt angst*

Crosshairs, Hot Rod, Bee and Barricade with a fashion designer S/O

Who confesses first Optimus, Bee, Hot Rod, Dino

Bay bots react to their friend being a sports star

Bee reacts to seeing his kid for the first time

Hot Rod reacts to getting a puppy

Hot Rod, Bee, Hound react to dinobot minis hurting their inside

TFA bots and elite guard react to bots like Glitz and Glam from HB

TFP Bots react to befriending minicons

Bay Hot Rod teaches female human French

Bay Hot Rod cuddles and fluff in bed

RTOB Mirage with an S/O who gets ill

Mirage teaching his S/O the Cybertronian language

Dino, Hot Rod, Bee react to falling in front of their crush

Optimus, Bee, Crosshairs and Megatron react to a Medusa reader

Optimus, Hound, Bee, Hot Rod, Crosshairs react to another bot revving their engine at them

Bay bots react to someone they are not attracted to confessing to them

TFP Bots react to seeing a human baby

Hot Rod with a pregnant S/O

Dino, Bee, Hot Rod, Hound react to femme thinking they are attractive

Dino finds out Bee is dating his cousin

ROTB Mirage with a pregnant S/O

Rotb Mirage with reader headcannon after he has a nightmare

Bay Ratchet with a pregnant S/O

Traits the Bay bots find attractive

Fluff with old bay bots

Bee, Dino, Hot Rod, Nitro Zeus and how they flirt

ROTB bots comfort their partner taking a test

Bay Bee jealous of his Cyber S/O playing games

Cogman, Bee, Hot Rod, Wheelie react to a clumsy bot

Bay bots react to a bot with a farming alt mode

Bots react to Bee dating a super attractive femme

Dino, Bee, Hot Rod, Nitro Zeus react to a femme who finds battle masks attractive

All the old mechs meet

Optimus, Dino, Bee, Hot Rod as parents

Bay bots reacting to a bot having a kid as a companion

Autobot Oneshots:

TF Cowboy AU Optimus x reader

Optimus x librarian human reader

Bay Ratchet x Ironhide x GN human reader NSFW

ROTB Mirage x human reader with fear of the ocean

Hot Rod holoform x human female NSFW

Optimus x human reader: Optimus gets injured during battle*

Human teacher Optimus x female reader student

Blind human Orion Pax x reader

Optimus reassures female friend after scaring her*

TFP Arcee x human reader slight angst*

Hot Rod x fem reader NSFW*

Noah Diaz x fem reader

Bee x femme cybertronian reader

Hot Rod x human female reader

Bumblebee angst after Sam's death*

Medic reader helps all the old autobots

Decepticon Headcanons:

Megatron's child leaves to be with an Autobot*

Lockdown with twin kids*

Blackout with an S/O

TFP cons react to twin cons like Glitz and Glam

TFP bots and cons react to sparklings

Decepticon oneshots:

Shockwave learning about Earth plants

Soundwave adopts a new cassette

TFA Megatron x male Cybertron with insomnia

Megatron x Autobot reader

Megatron x Autobot reader part 2 NSFW

[the-firebird69]

Watch "Pacific Rim" on YouTube

And yes I look more like Gypsy danger and I might be running that character pretty much and he is the leader and she is but I'm leading and I'm leaving in the field I have the experience and respects it a lot and he's one of the robots and she is too and maybe Zues Nitro well maybe. Hey it says it's his line sound familiar and they are but. His children looks like the big brown one with a huge shoulders I'll tell you what though he does say a lot of stuff like that but I do too so he knows it's me and the robot he designed as Gypsy danger but it looks like me and his guys look like that too and they trim down and he does too but that's what we look like more so

Thor

It is you and I've seen you do it and I know it's you

Freya

I know it's him too cuz he's talking to you and I might be bumblebee and he's one of these other guys it's not a bunch of them either you can see us together occasionally

Bumblebee

It's a lot of fun because we're inside some of these the ones that aren't robots and he says which kind of doing both and repossessed and they're helping out and it really is weird cuz they're trying to rebel and fight them and it's tough I'll tell you where kind of sliding all over the place we're going to get kicked out of Florida he says it's not new there's some old people that just can't stand it here and they get kicked out they went to Arizona like staying and Sherry they're not old though so.. it says that it may actually did leave cuz they couldn't stand it but really the kicks people out before so no big deal we're grouchy we don't get along with people we've had enough of it we've had enough of this ship above us I can't stand it we can't figure out if it's a leave or not

Trump

[the-firebird69]

Watch "Zeus Lifestyle New Supercar Only One in the world" on YouTube

He's saying it again and he made it seem like it was only the door no the door was the only thing you could see and he was saying it was John Cena's car and it's not it's a Bugatti but it's really an Indy car and he's kind of a cheesy cheater and people said it too he said it's not that fast and it's not because 900 so what's the point has a car that goes 6,000 mph and you won't let me at anything so nobody will ever know you'll be dead and I'll be free and all your friends will be dead and I'll be free and you're a freaky retard because you do things that are real stupid I don't care if you drive real fast you can't handle it so he went off at 200 miles an hour and he knows he can't handle it started yelling and screaming so there's an adult right there people challenge him all day now they're going to force him to do it

Hera

And she agrees with me they should force him to and they agree with me they should force them to they're belittling me and harassing me and you can't even do the job and he can't even drive it fast you probably got it repoed the same day anyways

Zues

Pretty soon you won't be able to pay the insurance so we're going to make sure it's so mean to him and for no reason

Mac

[cina-full-moon-xanadium]

MV1 has Frenzy. MV2 has Skids Mudflap, the Fallen, and Scalpel, MV3 has Que, MV4 has Hound and Crosshairs, MV5 has modern Hot Rod, Daytrader, Canopy, Mohawk, Onslaught, Nitro Zues, Dreadbot, and the Infernicons

oh right yeah I remember now one of the leaks said this or next year's leader classes would include The Fallen.

Wow they haven't done a lot of TLK guys huh. not that i mind