#NightwingHeadcanon

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Headcanon: Dick Grayson Has a Full Skincare Routine and Absolutely Sticks to It—No Matter What.

Okay, hear me out. Dick Grayson is, without a doubt, the most dedicated to his skincare routine in the entire Batfamily. We all know Bruce is all about the mission, but Dick? Dick has found the delicate balance between saving the world and having glowing skin.

No, seriously. Dick has a whole skincare routine he follows religiously. It doesn’t matter if he’s on a mission in the middle of a jungle or stuck in the Batcave for 48 hours straight—he will cleanse, tone, moisturize, and apply SPF (yes, even if he's wearing a mask and helmet). Don’t ask him how he does it; just trust that he does. He even packs travel-size bottles of his favorite products in his utility belt, like some sort of luxury hero, because a glowing complexion is a must—no compromises.

When the team goes on missions, everyone else is eating protein bars and drinking questionable "energy drinks." Meanwhile, Dick is in a tent in the middle of nowhere, sitting cross-legged with a face mask on, looking like he just walked off a beauty influencer's set. The team collectively rolls their eyes when they hear the sound of him popping a sheet mask on under his cowl. He’s the only person who could be face-deep in mud one minute and looking like he’s about to film a commercial for moisturizers the next.

And get this—Bruce knows about it. He’s tried to make comments like, “You’re wasting time on that,” but even Bruce can’t deny how good Dick looks when he’s not up in his face with a full schedule of crime fighting.

When asked about his skincare routine, Dick will give you the longest, most enthusiastic explanation you never asked for. He’s got the perfect mix of high-end products and natural remedies that probably only he knows about. But hey, who wouldn’t listen to the guy with perfect skin and a cheeky grin?

Dick’s inner monologue when someone questions his skincare routine: “Don’t knock it ‘til you try it. You think Bruce doesn’t notice how fresh I look? He can’t keep up with this glow, man. It’s all about hydration. And SPF. Gotta protect the skin.”

Bonus: Dick also spends at least 10 minutes every morning just admiring himself in the mirror. It’s a real “you’re killing it, buddy” kind of vibe.

And don’t even get started on how his routines change when he’s in the field. Imagine, right before a high-stakes mission, Dick Grayson, in full Nightwing gear, standing in front of a small bathroom mirror, gently massaging his skin serum in, mentally preparing for taking down criminals while making sure his skin stays flawless.