#New Orleans bachelorette cakes
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
cakedudeussa · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
The Louisiana New Orleans Erotic Cakes Baking USA for your Louisiana New Orleans tit dick vagina birthday party cakes . decorators specialize custom bachelor or bachelorette cakes call 24/7 877-803-2211   https://www.sexcakesusa.com 
0 notes
cakemaneverywhere · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
The Louisiana New Orleans Erotic Cakes Baking USA for your Louisiana New Orleans tit dick vagina birthday party cakes . Louisiana New Orleans decorators specialize custom bachelor or bachelorette cakes call 24/7 866-396-8429- -  https://eroticbakery.net/                    
0 notes
cakesacrossusa · 4 months ago
Text
The Louisiana New Orleans Erotic Cakes Baking USA for your Louisiana New Orleans tit dick vagina birthday party cakes . Louisiana New Orleans decorators specialize custom bachelor or bachelorette cakes call 24/7 877-803-2211      www.eroticbakeryusa.com       
0 notes
cakemanusa · 4 months ago
Text
The Louisiana New Orleans Erotic Cakes Baking USA for your Louisiana New Orleans tit dick vagina birthday party cakes . Louisiana New Orleans decorators specialize custom bachelor or bachelorette cakes call 24/7 866-396-8429 https://www.eroticbaking.net/
0 notes
allthevmff · 2 years ago
Text
Kink Cake
Author: Trogdor19 Veronica Mars English, Rated: M Romance/Humor Characters: [Veronica, Logan] Chapters: 1, Words: 5,291, Reviews: 0, Rated: M, In-Progress
Logan and Veronica are a divorced couple, stuck running a bakery and a sex toy shop side-by-side in New Orleans. They love to hate each other, until their businesses are forced to team up for the epic bachelorette party of a thruple wedding. Story @ https://ift.tt/gYSdsKu
Tumblr media
🎨 by Katie Golding
3 notes · View notes
insidious-rp · 3 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
⊱ 𝑰𝑵𝑺𝑰𝑫𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑺 ⊰
「 ͏ Inspired by The Vampire Diaries, The Originals, The Legacies, American Horror Story ͏ 」
Twisted Wonderland: A Valentine Event ˊˎ-
↳ Backstory Once upon a time, there was a beautiful city called New Orleans where everyone, human and supernatural alike, lived in perfect “harmony.” As Valentine’s Day approached, there was love in the air as couples pondered what gifts to get each other, and bachelors and bachelorettes considered confessing to their lovers. The flowers shops were overflowing with roses in various shades of pink and red. The bakeries had displays cases full of various cakes and pastries. All was well and everyone was happy – well all but one entity.
The Darkness hated seeing happiness in New Orleans so it had a bit of a trick up its sleeve. It sent an old witch into town. Cafe Du Monde, the most popular bakery and cafe, was bustling as it prepared for one of the biggest days of the year, and seeing this, the witch immediately decided that it would be her target. Channeling the power granted to her by the darkness, she cast a powerful spell over Cafe Du Monde.
As the townspeople came to the cafe for a bite to eat or something to drink, they would find themselves becoming very sleepy. And when they would rest their heads for a nap, they would slip into the world of dreams – into the world of fairytales – as darkness began working hard to break through the magical barrier that’s keeping it out.
⊱ About ⊱ Guidelines ⊱ Masterlist ⊱ Species ⊱ Application
2 notes · View notes
3monthsineurope · 2 years ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
June 16, 17, 18, and 19, 2022
In June a bunch of girls and I got to celebrate Lindsey at her bachelorette party! We were heading to an Airbnb in Suncadia, near Cle Elum in eastern Washington. Around 1pm, Iris picked me up and we left Bellingham and drove down to Mount Vernon to meet up at Lindsey’s. We met up with Lindsey, Whitney, and Andrea. It was Iris’s first time meeting Whitney and Andrea (as a reminder, I went to Andrea’s wedding in New Orleans with Whitney). Lindsey was going to drive with Whitney to Suncadia, and Iris and I went with Andrea. Andrea is pregnant! So she was definitely going to be a designated driver at some point over the long weekend.
Our first stop was actually lunch at a Korean place in downtown Mount Vernon. Lindsey got a Korean dish, while the four of us had some teriyaki chicken—which was tasty! Andrea was worried about driving the whole way (she’s been having a hard time driving with nausea lately), so Iris and I were prepared to take turns driving over the I90 pass. Growing up we always went over Stevens Pass, so I’ve only been over I90 a few times, as an adult. It was a beautiful day, so the drive was beautiful and not too long!
Andrea, Iris, and I arrived before Whitney and Lindsey, actually. Whitney had taken I5 all the way down to Seattle, and then I90, while Andrea followed Google’s recommendation and got off on 405, then I90. We couldn’t get into the house without them, so we creeped around the back for a bit. The house was so beautiful and nice, even from just the outside! We sat out in the sun on some lawn chairs for a bit (it was hot but it was pretty windy!), then ended up heading to the lodge, to use the bathroom. Andrea and her husband, Andrew had just been to this resort a few weeks ago! We all used the bathroom, then got a drink at the bar, and sat outside. It was really beautiful! There was some kind of convention at the lodge, but I couldn’t figure out what it was for—a lot of people were milling about.
Once Lindsey and Whitney arrived, we headed back and explored the house! It had six rooms and even six bathrooms! Whitney and Lindsey took the king suite downstairs with a huge walk in closet and bathroom. Iris and I decided that we would have the other downstairs room, right next to the kitchen, with its own bathroom, too. Andrea chose a room upstairs with here own bathroom, farthest away from everything (since she’s pregnant, I feel like that was a good idea, hopefully she would be able to get the most undisturbed sleep!).
We spent the rest of Thursday night listening to music on Lindsey’s portable huge speaker, having some pizza rolls for dinner, drinking, and hanging out in the hot tub! I was pretty tired, so Iris and I went to bed around 11. We could definitely hear the others out in the living room, but that was okay!
On Friday we slept until about 8. Multiple gals showed up on this day. Tara showed up with her homemade penis cake (sorry to family reading this), and penis themed cookies, two of the three Brittany’s arrived, Katie (who I met for the first time), Jackie (also my first time meeting her), Kacie (Trevor’s sister), and Amanda (my first time meeting her, as well). Katie and Amanda work with Lindsey, Jackie is a really good friend of Whitney’s, and the Brittany’s are friends of Lindsey’s from high school and Lindsey was in both of their weddings.
We spent the day in the hot tub, lounging outside, drinking, and eating lunch that Amanda prepared for us. Amanda had made a menu for us, and did all the cooking. How nice is that! We also had some snacks and things that Whitney and Lindsey had got from Grocery Outlet for us to have, and at the end, we only paid $32 a person for the whole weekend (for food and alcohol we had at the house). Amanda made Caesar salad wraps for us, and then we all got ready for the winery! That was our big plans for the day. We all dressed up nice and then went to the winery in Suncadia—Swift Water. There were 12 of us and we walked and drove to the winery nearby. Almost all of us got flights of wine, I did the white wine flight and it was great! We all shared two charcuterie boards with yummy meats, cheeses, crackers, and spreads, and most of us got our dinner there, too. I had a flatbread pizza with roasted grapes and prosciutto on it—it was delicious! We spent our time at the winery getting to know everyone, since there was a good amount of us who hadn’t met each other. We all split the bill 11 ways, so Lindsey didn’t even have to pay!
Next up, we headed back to house. We spent a few hours doing karaoke, and hanging out outside and waving to golfers passing by, then we decided to hit the town of Roslyn for a night out at The Brick. Andrea and Amanda stayed in for the night, so Brittany and Brittany ended up driving us all into town. One of the Brittany’s has a new baby, and was still breastfeeding, so she wasn’t going to be drinking much, which was nice of her to drive. The Brick was very much a country bar. Girls were in their horse riding pants and cowboy hats and boots. There was some live music playing, and we just had a really fun time! Some of the girls even knew people there? That was wild! We had some drinks and danced and chatted, then around 11, Iris and I went back to the house with Brittany. I was tired from a very social day! We went to bed and didn’t even hear the rest of the girls get home later, even when they went into the hot tub!
Saturday morning we woke up around 8 again. Some of the group are really early risers and the house doesn’t really absorb any noise, so if someone is in the kitchen, we were basically all awake. Amanda made us some yummy blueberry pancakes and some sausage patties and we all hung around and had some coffee. The house had a Keurig and I had two cups each morning with some yummy cream (I only have my coffee with milk at home). We were all kind of feeling hungover so we just hung out around the house all day. We did karaoke, drank, went in the hot tub, chatted with golfers, and some of the gals went on a hike. I wasn’t feeling like the hike, so I stayed home with Andrea and Tara. I showered and took a little snooze. Both Brittany’s had to leave that day, but a third Brittany arrived! It was a relaxing and fun and still social day! Lindsey was having a great time, I know that for sure. She was so happy!
At one point some of us were sitting at the fire pit and a golfer came up to us and hung out while he warmed up his hands, it was pretty funny! Katie even brought him out a drink, haha! We spent the rest of the night just hanging out and having dinner, drinking, and chatting. Lindsey had the Titanic on the living room TV and we did more karaoke. We ate some of the cake Tara made (it was honestly soooooo tasty!) and all hung out in the garage. We played some skeeball and there was a shuffle board. We played a drinking game that we made up, then called it a night. Lindsey slept each night actually in one of the bunk rooms, because she would sneak away and go to bed while people were still partying, haha.
The next morning we all woke up and had breakfast and coffee at our own pace. We spent time stripping the beds and running towels through the laundry. Everyone left at their own pace and I was kind of sad that the weekend was over! Lindsey and Andrea left together when everything was done, then Iris and I helped Tara pack up her car, and then we got in the car with Whitney. We stopped for gas, and I got a little anxious, but we made it back to Lindsey’s really quickly! Iris and I hopped in her car, then cruised up to Bellingham. I did some chores at home, then Ingvar and I went out to Leader Block Wine Co. and Eatery with Mom and Dad for Father’s Day! It was an awesome trip with some great gals, and I’m so excited for Lindsey to get married to Trevor in September! :]
1 note · View note
annicadlcr-blog · 6 years ago
Text
THE BASICS:
name: Annabelle Alissa Adler age: 21 years old zodiac sign: Capricorn one good trait: She’s pretty adaptable. She can recover quickly. one bad trait: Regardless of her history, she’s pretty naive to the world. She’s a “see what she wants to see” kind of girl.
HABITS:
one bad habit: Chewing her hair. When she’s nervous, she’ll have a little clump between her lips. one good habit: Scheduling. You should see her monthly planner. one habit they can’t break: Picking at her nails. That’s why she always has them painted; if she doesn’t, she’ll mess with them. one they’ve broken: Straight up biting her nails. She gave it up for the picking. what they’re afraid of: Open water. Which is amusing that she’s now on a cruise ship. She appreciates the irony.
RELATIONSHIPS:
sexuality: Pansexual. relationship status: Single. Always been, always will be. ideal mate: Annie doesn’t think in those terms. She doesn’t really believe that there’s anyone “ideal” out there. turn ons: BDSM, asphyxiation, TPE, impact play, Cg/l (with the right person), hair pulling, rough sex, anal, dirty talk, humiliation, slapping, bondage. turn offs: If it comes out of your body and it’s not cum, spit, or sweat, she’s not interested. Animals and kids are off limits. Other than that, anything goes. worst romantic experience: She’s never had a true romantic experience. She did have a John once who wanted her to pretend to be his wife, and it was awkward as hell. It was clear she was 19 at the time, he was much older, and took her to a work party that was hosted in a local rec center.
WHAT THEY PREFER:
coffee or tea? Coffee. She could live on it. showering in the day or night? Night. She’s usually pretty filthy by then. taking baths or taking showers? Showers. She doesn’t like stewing in her own filth. Of course, there is always the intimate bath exception. tv or movies? TV. She doesn’t have much of an attention span. Her family was also too poor to take her to moves as a kid, so they’d watch basic cable shows. writing or reading? Neither. Being read to. platonic or romantic love? Platonic. Romantic love is for... well. People other than her. iced tea or lemonade? Both. Arnold palmers all the way. ice cream or smoothies? Ice cream. A rare delicacy. cupcakes or cake? Cupcakes. Again, cupcakes were cheaper and a nice little birthday splurge. beach or mountains? Depends. She’s a fan of tanning, but mountains are fun to hike and usually not as expensive.
FAVORITES:
song: “Closer,” by Nine Inch Nails. band: The Ramones outfit: She’s a fan of her favorite worn Ramones t-shirt with a pair of ripped jeans and Chucks. More often, however, you’ll see her in something form-fitting and sexier. place: New Orleans. She was born and bred there, and it’s always home. There’s nowhere in the world like it. memory: Her ninth birthday. It was the year after Katrina hit. Her family had absolutely nothing. But her mom scraped together a little surprise birthday party with three of her friends from school and took them all bowling. Annie still doesn’t know how she afforded to do it, but she’s never had more fun in her life. person: No person. She still has a dumb stuffed elephant named Igor, and that’s basically the only pal that matters. movie: The Jungle Book. Her parents got it for her when she was a kid, and she watched it so many times that the tape ran out. show: Annie is a sucker for trashy reality TV. The Bachelor and The Bachelorette are up there in her favorites. Who doesn’t want to believe in Happily Ever After?
3 notes · View notes
thelookingglassalice · 8 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Simply Meant to Be - Chris and Alysa Part 2 (Previous Chapters here)
Chapter 7-Chris Evans x OC (Alysa)
@emilyevanston @evansscruff @mizzzpink @ariallane @theycallmebecca @avengersimaginings @marvel-lucy @ladyamandapanda12 @mumbles411 @alievans007 @musicalninja @always-an-evans-addict @lillianfromaccounting @daisykane535 @mangolive @mewsiex @chrisevans-imagines @heather-lynn @smoothdogsgirl 
(A/N: Okay, so I got over my self loathing of my writing and managed to get through the wedding. The next chapter will be the honeymoon and then I’m closing out Chris and Alysa. However, I may jump ahead to when they add to their family♥)
Once we had a theme things seemed to move in fast forward. We decided that the wedding party would consist of Chris’... our family. It was easier that way. The guest list was small, friends and family. We booked The Heritage Museum and Gardens for September second. Chris and I did have one minor argument about where in the park. We finally agreed that the ceremony would be in the Day Lily Garden. We would take pictures in a place called the Labyrinth. A wedding planner would be assisting us, but we wanted as much control over everything as we could. “I don’t want a crap load of flowers. It’s in a garden,” I sighed and dropped my face into my hands. Chris was across the table from me with Aurora in his lap. Her face covered with the cake samples that had been sent over. “So Aur, what’s the best?” He asked her. “And I agree on the flowers. None for decoration, only in the hair and hands.” “I love you so much.” I exhaled and signed off on the flowers. “Chocolate.” Aur smacked her lips and licked one hand. “Which chocolate?” Chris gestured. “All. All chocolate,” She decided. 
It was almost May. I would be spending my birthday trying on wedding dresses in New York with Scar. There were several I liked that she had taken pictures of. We were also getting some ideas for Aur’s birthday in July. She wanted to visit Wose and Scara in New York. I was overwhelmed. Not because of the planning but I had this feeling that I was going to do something wrong. That the wedding would be too lavish and not us. In August we would hit New Orleans for a bachelor/bachelorette party and I could get piss drunk and let go. “I feel like ordering every chocolate cake is excessive.” I leaned over and wiped a finger across her cheek. I tasted the frosting. “Mmm, vanilla chocolate. Yum.” “Is good mama. Is good!” She insisted. “Okay, so we have the cake. Flowers. Now music?” Chris looked at the list. “DJ. I don’t care who, let Shana decide. Invitations?” I rubbed my eyes. “Ma’s got that. Rings?” He countered. “Uh in New York along with the dresses, shoes, and all other jewelry. Carly is handling the hair and make-up people.” “Honeymoon? Oh wait, I got that.” He grinned. I finally cracked a smile and closed the wedding binder. “Let’s be done for today and take Aur to the park. I will lay in the grass and forget I ever agreed to marry you.” I stood up and whistled for Dodger. He’d been eyeing the cake and Aur but he knew chocolate was a no go for him. “That is so romantic. Here, take your chocolate frosted offspring.” He held Aur out to me and I carried her into the kitchen to clean her up. “Mama cake?” Aur asked. “No more Roo.” I shook my head. “Bong bong.” She bounced in my arms. She had recently become obsessed with Winnie the Pooh. She called me Kanga one day and I called her Roo. Every so often it struck me that she had been around for almost two years. She was the catalyst that made my life what it was now. Her mommy, Chris’ fiance...stable and happy. “Let’s go ladies...and Dodger.” Chris grabbed his NASA hat and pulled it on before clipping the dog’s leash. We walked to the park a few blocks away. Aur alternated between walking and riding on Chris’ shoulders. Her hair was loose and waving in the breeze, she leaned her chin on Chris’ head as she looked towards the park. I snapped a picture with my phone. “Mama, no pictures!” She frowned. “I think she’s still a little scarred from our last trip to LA.” Chris patted her hand. The media rounds for the last Marvel movie had been tough. We only had to be in LA for two days but we were hounded. The wedding announcement was out, Aur was more visible. The media scrambled to get pictures of her. The only time the public ever saw her was on Twitter, we were less noticed in Boston. The barrage of cameras had scared her and she started to cry, burying her face in Chris’ neck. Of course that just made them want more pictures. The comments on the pictures were not kind. Some people blamed me for keeping her secluded. Some people offered to come be a ‘real mom’ for Chris’ daughter. Others speculated that she was just spoiled and needed to deal with it. We reached the park and Aur went to the equipment to play. Chris followed her and I ran around with Dodger for a little. I wandered back to the equipment in time to see Chris try to go down a slide. His feet hit the ground while his head was still at the top of the slide. “Daddy stuck.” Aur was sitting at the top of the slide and shoving on Chris’ head. I trotted over and grabbed her with Dodger’s leash around my wrist. “You okay there?” I asked Chris. “I have a feeling that this is going to end badly.” He scooted his butt down the slide, trying to get his head free from the enclosed top. Aur and I watched as he finally wriggled his way out and landed on the ground. “Yay!” Aur clapped. “Yeah, way to go daddy. Feel old yet?” “I’m Captain America,” He whined and fell to his back. Aur slid down and went over to him and patted his head. “Okay daddy. Play now.” She leaned over his face. “Daddy is old, play with mama,” He groaned. “I don’t know if I wanna be marrying someone so old,” I teased and sat on his legs. Aur giggled and sat on his chest. “I’m two years older than you.” He tilted his head up and spread his arms out in a ‘what the hell’ gesture. = “Blow out the candles!” Chris bounced Aur on his lap as she eyed the cake. It was July. I didn’t realize how fast May and June had passed. But the wedding was rushing up on us. We had celebrated in New York the past weekend, today was the birthday party at Lisa’s house with the family. “Ice cream.” Aur held out her hands and gestured. “Make a wish baby.” I pointed to the candles. “Come on big girl.” Lisa added. Soon everyone was encouraging her to get it over with. She thought it was hilarious and started to laugh wildly, clapping. “Look over there!” Scott yelled from behind Chris and pointed. Everyone looked and when we returned our eyes to the cake the candles were out. “Yay!” Aur cheered and stood on Chris’ lap to pat Scott’s chest. “Scott Scott.” “Did you just steal her wish?” I frowned at Scott. “She’s two. She wishes for ice cream and cake.” Scott picked her up and high fived her. “Your next birthday she gets to blow out the candles.” Chris leaned back in his chair. “You are not invited to New Orleans anymore.” I stuck my tongue out at Scott. “I’m the best man...how do I get disinvited from the bachelor party?” “You pissed off the bride.” Shana called over from where she was playing with the kids. Aur scrambled down to go play with her cousins. “I’m the groom’s brother.” “I’m gonna side with her. I paid a shit load for the honeymoon.” Chris shook his head. The closer we got to the wedding the more relaxed I was. According to everyone, that was the opposite reaction to be having. But all the decisions were made, now it was just about getting married. Who gives a shit if things go wrong? As long as we ended the day married with lots of pictures of our family and friends, I was happy. - “I can’t believe they thought a joint party would be tamer.” My eyes widened as I looked at the pictures Scott kept sending to me. He’d been sending one once a day since the New Orleans trip. We were on our way to the hotel near the wedding venue. Aur was in the backseat singing to Dodger as Chris drove. The family was following us. Tonight was the rehearsal and dinner then tomorrow...the wedding. “I woke up with no pants, wearing your shirt.” Chris frowned. “You woke up with pants and a shirt made from beads. That’s tame for New Orleans.” “Oh, look at that. You gave me a lapdance.” I tilted my head, examining the newest picture. “Good, at least we know why my pants were gone.” Once we got to the hotel it was Aur’s naptime. She was over excited with everything going on and the terrible two’s were in full force. I entered the hotel room to find Chris walking her around and crooning softly. He was singing “Good Company” from 'Oliver and Company'. Aur had become obsessed with it when she learned Dodger was in it. “She told me that the Patriots were dumb butts and passed out.” Chris made a face and carried her into the bedroom area. “Ouch. She’s going for the throat.” I laughed and started to get Aur’s dress for tomorrow hung up. She had chosen a pretty cream colored dress with lace and would have a wreath of flowers in her hair. My dress was in the closet, I would have to wait until after the rehearsal dinner to get it out. Chris would be rooming with Scott, Aur and I would be in this room. “I’m not looking forward to those teen years.” He tsked and sat down in a chair. “Her vocabulary will be bigger and more insulting.” I sat on his lap and leaned my head on his shoulder. “I thought I was supposed to be busy as fuck and stressed out.” “You have a wedding planner to do that for you.” He patted my leg. I could tell he was stressed out. His anxiety was really on him today. I ran my hand through his hair. “Is it time for the honeymoon?” I asked. He started to laugh and grabbed his chest. I had been springing the question on him randomly. “We’re making us official tomorrow and you’re interested in the honeymoon?” He continued to chuckle. “Not to sound like the ice queen I am, but you’re the one who wants the spectacle. In my mind we’ve been official since I agreed to marry you.” I shrugged. “We did it all out of order. Baby carriage, then admission of love, then the marriage.” “There will be another carriage but yes, we are a little unorthodox. But I wanted to include everyone and thank you for indulging me.” He gave me a peck on the lips and smacked my ass so I would get up. “Do you have your groomsmen presents?” I asked. “Yeah, we give those at the dinner right? They wear them at the ceremony?” Chris frowned. “Plus the kids’ presents.” Aur, Dodger, and the nieces and nephews were all in the wedding. All Chris’ siblings and his parents were too. That was the extent of the wedding party. It was only family. “This is going to be a circus.” Chris smiled to himself. “I know. I’m hoping whoever is in charge of Aur and Dodger can keep them from the water feature at the ceremony.” I stopped to think about that. I made note to warn their handlers. “What do we do now?” Chris was sort of fidgeting, hands in his pockets. “Get ready for the rehearsal and dinner. Why are you so edgy?” “I’m not edgy.” He stopped in mid pace. “Are you worried that I’ll escape in the middle of the night and not show up tomorrow?” I was gathering the bridesmaids gifts and getting Aur’s diaper bag organized. “I am now.” He made a face. “Babe, it’s okay. Do you want me to have the marriage certificate signed now? Cause I’ll do it.” I put everything down and pointed at him with one hand on my hip. “That’s only a threat if the guy hasn’t been trying to marry your ass for ten years.” - The rehearsal and dinner went smooth. The photographer got a lot of great pictures mostly of the kids playing in the garden with the dog. Chris got Aur and me back to our room and kept finding reasons to stay. “Come on, we agreed to spend the night apart.” I poked him with my toe. He was sitting on the floor in front of the couch. Aur was styling his hair for tomorrow. She wasn’t that thrilled that she had to get her hair pretty tomorrow, so Chris was letting her vent on his head. “But my stylist isn’t finished. How’s it look little bit?” “Good. Pony clips pitty.” Aur brushed at one of the My Little Pony clips with colored hair extensions placed in Chris’ hair. “Is pink and pupol.” “Awesome. It’ll match my suit.” “I thought our theme was blue?” I frowned. “I thought it was...nature? Is that a color scheme?” Chris scrunched up his face, concentrating. “There’s pink and purple in nature...and blue.” “So the theme is rainbow.” I nodded. “Now makeups daday.” Aur suggested. “I think I’ll pass. I’d just have to remove it to sleep.” Chris unfolded his legs and stood, his fake hair waving. “You cannot have better hair than me tomorrow. You’ll have to take out your extensions.” “You’re just jealous.” He tossed his fake hair before kissing us goodnight and leaving. “Daday pitty.” Aur smiled and crawled into my lap. “Yes, you made him very pretty Roo. As soon as they sing the ‘Hot Dog’ dance it’s bed time.” I hugged her to me and watched Mickey and Goofy on the TV. Once Aur was down I pulled out my dress. It was strapless and cream colored with an overlay and train of flowers and small crystals. It would be beautiful in the garden setting. It was long enough that I could wear flat sandals, thank God. I wasn’t that excited to walk all over the turf in heels. I looked at the dress for a while. This was actually going to happen. No one was getting cold feet. No tragedies or dramas. I was marrying Chris, as much as I tried to make him see I wasn’t worth it, he persisted. I got the wedding band out of my purse. It was a white gold ring to match my engagement ring. On the inside I had them engrave ‘I love you’ and ‘Dor’. “Oh boy.” I breathed. - “Okay Alysa. Are you ready?” “Do I have to walk slow? I really hate people staring at me.” I was pacing and gripping my small bouquet of stargazer lilies. With all the fussing I was doing I was shocked that my hair didn’t move. I would have to send an extra tip and thank you to the hairdresser. My hair was half up with a silvery wreath, the rest was waved down my back. My only jewelry was my Christmas bracelet, some silver earrings, and my engagement ring. “Aren’t you an actress?” The coordinator asked. “Yes, but when you’re in a film the audience isn’t staring at you.” I growled at her and she stepped back. My music started, ‘Storybook Love’ from ‘The Princess Bride’ and I exited the small tent. The sunlight hit me and I heard the guests make various murmurs of admiration. I started to give my standard awards ceremony smile then dropped it. I sort of smirked instead. I was nervous, but this was our day. I could do what I wanted. I looked to the end of the makeshift aisle. Chris stood on the top of the few stone steps. Aur was in his arms and she was sucking on her thumb as she watched me approach. Chris was talking to her and watching me. He was doing it so he wouldn’t cry. If he focused on Aur he could keep his emotions in check. He had come to that conclusion when I kept teasing him about how emotional he was. I didn’t have that luxury and I was holding back tears like a motherfucker. “Mama.” Aur was delighted when I finally got to them and wrapped an arm around my neck. She pulled me and Chris together and the crowd awed. “Hey.” Chris greeted me. “What’s up?” I nodded and kissed Aur’s cheek. Chris leaned over and placed Aur at our feet on the steps. She sat with Dodger at her side, messing with a toy Lisa handed her. The officiant started. We wanted the ceremony to be short and we wrote our own vows. We included several mentions to our family. The wedding party was crying by the end. Aur was falling asleep on Dodger. And I was ready to be done. I was ready to kiss my husband. - “I’m married!” Chris yelled from the dance floor. “Yeah you are.” I was sitting at a table with Scarlett and Lisa, my feet propped up on Scar’s lap. We each had our children asleep on our chests. “He’s enjoying himself.” Scar watched as the photographer took some snaps of Chris and the guests. "Did he drink all the drinks?" “He’s numbing the pain of being away from Aurora for 3 days. He figures that if he’s drunk he won’t miss her right away.” I kissed Aur’s forehead and she hummed in her sleep. Lisa was all smiles, content that Chris and I finally met our endgame. “She ready to come to grandma’s house?” “Yeah. She finally crashed from all the excitement.” It was 10 pm. The youngsters were being taken home by their parents. The party wouldn’t go on much longer. Chris and I had to be at the airport by five am. We still had to go home, change, grab our stuff, and get to the airport. “Your husband needs to sober up before the flight.” Lisa watched her son. “I think he can do it in 7 hours. I stocked the car with Gatorade.” I laughed. “Disney World, then Disneyland, then Hawaii. He’s ambitious.” Scar giggled. “I think he just wants to get laid in both parks. Hawaii is for me, but it is the Disney resort so…” I shrugged. “I’m going to get Chris to say goodbye.” Lisa went onto the dance floor. “I got you to marry me.” Chris taunted as he came over with his arm around his mom. “Good job baby.” I blew him a kiss. “Do you have everything you need, Lisa?” “Her daddy has my house fully stocked sweetie. She could live there for a year and I wouldn’t need to buy her anything. ” Lisa reached for the diaper bag as I hugged Aur and kissed all over her face. Scarlett shifted Rose as I stood up. “She’s my little bitty nugget and she deserves everything.” Chris swayed and his mom steadied him. “I’m so glad she’s coming on the honeymoon.” “Chris! That was a surprise.” Lisa groaned. “Aw, baby. ” I pulled him into a hug and he laid his head on my chest next to Aur. “I figured she was showing up at some point. No way he could go more than a week without her. You meeting us in Cali?” “Yes. We’re doing our family trip and then seeing you off to Hawaii.” Lisa made a face at Chris. “You didn’t want to bring her to Hawaii, babe?” I asked my husband, who was kissing Aur’s nose over and over. She slapped at him. “Kinda, but we need to start trying for another one so we gotta have alone time.” He nodded. “With your mother right here, nice one drunk Chris.” I smiled at Lisa. “Lemme seep. Bye bye go.” She pushed at Chris. “Daddy, top!” “She’s probably getting a contact high.” Scarlett raised her eyebrows as I said good-bye to Aur. “Come here. Grandma will save you.” Lisa kissed Chris as she reached for Aurora. I handed her over and stretched my back. “You two have fun. I love you both and be safe.” Lisa kissed me and joined the parent exodus. We had been prepping Aur for us going away. I mean, she was used to it but still...it sucked. I was happy she would meet us in Disneyland. She had only been there once before when she was littler. “Let’s go.” Chris wrapped his arms around me and tried to pick me up. “What?” “Let’s go. We’re getting another one started. I told you.” He stumbled and we both almost fell over. “How many fingers am I holding up?” I asked. “Up where?” He grinned. “I can’t be here for this. I love you guys. Glad you two finally got your shit together.” Scarlett hugged us and wandered off. “My husband is such a charmer.” “I think him singing 80’s movie songs bombed was the highlight of the night. But that seems to be what we do at weddings.” Scott came over, he was also weaving a little. “I didn’t mind the singing. When he tried to channel Tom Cruise in ‘Cocktail’ and threw a bottle at  you was a bit much.” I tilted my head. “Help. We gotta get going.” Scott helped to drag Chris into the tent where I had gotten ready. We set him in a chair and I shoved a lock of hair off my face. “He’s just happy because he’s got what he’s wanted since he was in puberty. He gets to introduce himself as your husband.” Scott snickered as I turned and gestured for him to unzip my dress. “Oh yeah, I’m a hell of a catch. You’re taking all this back tomorrow in my car right?” I gestured to my dress and all the other wedding shit. Presents, flowers, and so on. “Yeah. I got it. I’ll see you in Cali.” Scott gave me a smacking kiss on the cheek and left, running into a table as he left. “C’ mere.” Chris grabbed me around my waist and pulled me back to him in the chair. “You’re so pretty.” “You are too.” I started to pull pins from my hair and scratched my head. “No, I mean. All this lingerie stuff. It’s so pretty and lacy and soft.” He was petting the corset I had worn under my dress and the boyshort panties that matched. “Bring it with us!” “I will pack it in my overnight bag, ” I promised. “Why won’t you have sex with me?” He whined. “Because we have a flight in 7 hours. I have to drive to the airport and sober you up. Not to mention everyone we know is right outside the tent. Yo Shana!?” I called. “Yeah?!” She called back. “Nothing! See?” I asked Chris. I patted his cheeks and kissed him. “If you were more quiet.” He grumbled as I changed into a maxi-dress and pulled my hair up. “What can I say, you drive me wild.” He had removed his tie and jacket. I grabbed his hand and pulled him up. “Let’s go big boy. I’ll make it up to you.”
38 notes · View notes
cakedudeussa · 4 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
The Louisiana New Orleans Erotic Cakes Baking USA for your Louisiana New Orleans tit dick vagina birthday party cakes . decorators specialize custom bachelor or bachelorette cakes call 24/7 877-803-2211   https://www.sexcakesusa.com 
0 notes
cakemaneverywhere · 3 months ago
Text
The Louisiana New Orleans Erotic Cakes Baking USA for your Louisiana New Orleans tit dick vagina birthday party cakes . Louisiana New Orleans decorators specialize custom bachelor or bachelorette cakes call 24/7 866-396-8429- -  https://eroticbakery.net/                    
0 notes
cakesacrossusa · 6 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
The Louisiana New Orleans Erotic Cakes Baking USA for your Louisiana. Louisiana New Orleans decorators specialize custom bachelor or bachelorette cakes call 24/7 877-803-2211      www.eroticbakeryusa.com       #neworleanscustomcakes
0 notes
cakemanusa · 6 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
The Louisiana New Orleans Erotic Cakes Baking USA for your Louisiana New Orleans tit dick vagina birthday party cakes . Louisiana New Orleans decorators specialize custom bachelor or bachelorette cakes call 24/7 866-396-8429 https://www.eroticbaking.net/
0 notes
insidious-rp · 3 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
⊱ 𝑰𝑵𝑺𝑰𝑫𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑺 ⊰
「 ͏ Inspired by The Vampire Diaries, The Originals, The Legacies, American Horror Story ͏ 」
Twisted Wonderland: A Valentine Event ˊˎ-
↳ Backstory Once upon a time, there was a beautiful city called New Orleans where everyone, human and supernatural alike, lived in perfect “harmony.” As Valentine’s Day approached, there was love in the air as couples pondered what gifts to get each other, and bachelors and bachelorettes considered confessing to their lovers. The flowers shops were overflowing with roses in various shades of pink and red. The bakeries had displays cases full of various cakes and pastries. All was well and everyone was happy – well all but one entity.
The Darkness hated seeing happiness in New Orleans so it had a bit of a trick up its sleeve. It sent an old witch into town. Cafe Du Monde, the most popular bakery and cafe, was bustling as it prepared for one of the biggest days of the year, and seeing this, the witch immediately decided that it would be her target. Channeling the power granted to her by the darkness, she cast a powerful spell over Cafe Du Monde.
As the townspeople came to the cafe for a bite to eat or something to drink, they would find themselves becoming very sleepy. And when they would rest their heads for a nap, they would slip into the world of dreams – into the world of fairytales – as darkness began working hard to break through the magical barrier that’s keeping it out.
⊱ About ⊱ Guidelines ⊱ Masterlist ⊱ Species ⊱ Application
1 note · View note
discovercreate · 8 years ago
Text
5 Southern Wedding Traditions Any Couple Can Incorporate
You might remember when we first went behind the scenes with the ladies of Southern Weddings and fell in love with bright, sunny office space and impeccable sense of style. Lucky for us, they’re popping back today to share a few time-honored Southern traditions to incorporate into your wedding – whether your big day falls below the Mason-Dixon line or not.
From the Southern Weddings gals… Hi friends! We’re thrilled to be here on Style Me Pretty today chatting about one of our favorite topics: traditions! Though we specifically love to focus on wedding traditions that originated in the South, we’ve been tickled pink to see these Southern wedding traditions increase in popularity around the world. (Kind of like all things Southern right now: any Fixer Upper fans out there? :)) Whether you’re a Southern bride or not, consider adding one of these sweet traditions to your wedding day for an extra dose of charm!
Burying the bourbon
Legend has it that if a couple buries a full bottle of bourbon upside down one month before their wedding day at the location where they’ll say “I do,” they’ll be blessed with sunny skies on the big day. After covering up the bottle, don’t forget to mark the spot, as it should be dug up and enjoyed with the wedding party on the wedding day (usually after the ceremony), making this a win-win tradition, no matter the skies!
See the full wedding here!
The second line
Leave it to New Orleans, where the motto is laissez les bons temps rouler, to be the birthplace of one of the most lively and fun Southern wedding traditions! The second line stems from an old tradition at African-American jazz funerals, where a brass band paraded to honor the life of the deceased while loved ones followed the band, dancing to add to the spirit and celebration of the procession.
Weddings with a NOLA connection have flipped this tradition on its head, using a second line parade to signify the beginning of new life for the bride and groom. A second line usually takes place between the ceremony and reception, with the newly married couple leading the way, and a brass band and wedding party following right behind. Though second lines begin with just invited guests, they often attract passers-by to join the fun! Make sure to pick up a black parasol for the groom, a white parasol for the bride, and handkerchiefs for each guest to wave.
See the full wedding here!
A house party
Only so many bridesmaids can fit at the front of a church! But what to do if you can’t bear to leave any of your best girls out? Enter the house party—the South’s answer to big extended families, sororities, and more. Members of a house party are often assigned wedding day tasks, such as passing out programs or helping the bride get ready, and are invited to the bachelorette party and bridal showers. The only thing a house party traditionally does not do is stand at the altar with the bride–that spot is reserved for bridesmaids. HP gals can be seated in the first or second row, just behind family.
As for outfitting your house party, you have some options! For a more formal, coordinated look, some brides choose the same dress for all of the HP gals, in a color that’s different but complementary to the color of the bridesmaid dresses. Another popular option is to ask the house party to wear little black dresses, since most girls will already have an option or two in their closets. Finally, you can simply tell the house party your wedding color scheme and ask them to dress in something that coordinates.
See the full wedding here!
The cake pull
If you’re looking for a fun and sweet activity for your bridesmaids’ luncheon or bridal shower, try the cake pull! It hails from the Victoria days, when charms of luck and good fortune (and sometimes not-so-good fortune) were set into the wedding cake by the bride to predict the future of her single friends. These days, pulls are often placed in a small cake at a pre-wedding get together, and bridesmaids and close female friends (not only singles!) are given the opportunity to pull a charm from the cake just before it’s cut. A few of our favorite charms and their meanings: a hot-air balloon (adventure and travel), the fleur de lis (love and prosperity), the four-leaf clover (good luck), and a diamond ring (next to be married!).
See the full wedding here!
The groom’s cake
While many wedding details err on the feminine side, a groom’s cake is a fun and (literally) sweet way to do something extra special just for the gent of honor! Collaborate with your baker to get creative and surprise your beau with a cake that reflects his hobbies, favorite sports team, occupation, or alma mater, to be served alongside the wedding cake at the reception. Or, try a “cake” that isn’t a cake at all — instead, set out a tower of Oreos, a stack of doughnuts, or trays of his favorite childhood treats. Or, if he’s a Southern boy through and through, go with the classic: a bleedin’ armadillo cake, just like the one in Steel Magnolias.
See the full wedding here!
Looking for more details on Southern wedding traditions, and wedding traditions in general? We’ve got lots more details and ideas in our e-book, All About Southern Wedding Traditions. And now, we’d love to hear: what traditions did you include, or are you planning to include, in your wedding?
xo, the Southern Weddings gals
Photography (in order): Anna Shackleford | Arte De Vie | Eric Kelley Photography | Amy Arrington Photography | Greer Gattuso
© Style Me Pretty, 2017. | Permalink | Comments | Add to del.icio.us Post tags: planning, southern weddings, Traditions, Wedding Planning, Wedding Planning Most Popular Post categories: Round-Ups, Wedding Resources
from Style Me Pretty http://ift.tt/2msx839
0 notes
brandymclean8-blog · 7 years ago
Text
Greatest Restaurants In New Orleans.
That's a quick and easy concern to address even if all you have actually ever carried out is create poultry stew along with your sluggish oven. As a saying goes ... Consume morning meal like a king, lunch time like a royal prince, and also dinner like a poor man. Actually lots of Australians possess a Xmas barbecue rather than the common X-mas dinner on the seaside. For companies of any kind of dimension, participating in a communal X-mas gathering may be a fantastic choice. Themeing your Xmas event is actually an excellent way to add a style of sparkle to the evening, and places you in the best placement to help the evening's process (away from the bar). Talk to and also phone if he would fulfill you for supper or meet at some neutral site and when you fulfill ask for a 2nd opportunity. Their little ones jet in X-mas Eve and soar back to their lives on the 26th, as if Xmas supper is a chore. The lighting fixtures attributes must be appropriate enough for possessing a relaxing supper as well as perfect for feasts as well as service conferences. I would love to start through highlighting a rundown from our 2016 results on Slide 4. Our experts continuouslied grow our leading series at both labels by means of same-store purchases development and also growth from our dining establishment impact. Many people find that ExtendBars are their beloved part of diabetic-friendly supper distribution with Dinewise. Seafoods create great main dishes, and lots of guests just find the side dishes one thing to examine after they have completed the centerpiece. Standard Suites take the best prize for excessive beauty, along with floor-to-ceiling glass wall surfaces on 3 edges. Our team made a decision to order pizza for dinner final night and also, due to the fact that the pizza order came with a cost-free film, I ended up picking out this film with the motive from having a family flick evening along with the little ones. Therefore, when I took control of the holiday season supper, I made a decision that I would like to appreciate this as well, so I chose that others could possibly bring part of the dinner. Excellent afternoon, everybody as well as thanks for joining our company for Denny's 3rd one-fourth 2016 incomes conference call. Lastly I located a spot to eat as well as I phoned all my good friends and also repaired a good day as well as meeting to have supper at the location. In addition to this, members from your wedding celebration gathering will probably have actually placed a lot of effort right into the organizing, for instance your cleaning lady of respect as well as bridesmaids are going to possess organized and also joined your wedding shower as well as bachelorette celebration, the best man and also groomsmen will definitely have planned the undergraduate celebration. For the three months ended September 30, 2016 and also 2015 marketing, management and standard expenditures included charges for the companies of John R. Ayling, Leader and also CEO in the quantity of $30,000 and $30,000, specifically. Trenton, located near the boundary from Central and also South Jacket, is recognized for two foods items in particular: tomato cake and also pig roll In Trenton, tomato pie is basically a compatible condition for pizza, albeit along with an understated variation: While standard pizzas are prepped by mading celebrity and garnishes atop the dressing as well as cash, tomato cakes are actually created through laying celebrity directly on top of the cash, after that adding the toppings, and ultimately spreading the http://be-sporty-onlineblog.info/le-activlan-gros-probleme-avec/ sauce atop the mix.
0 notes