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newtstesco · 2 years ago
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SMG4 FRIENDSHIPS THAT I FEEL LIKE WOULD BE VERY REAL AND ALSO IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME I KILL YOU
FightingMario54321 and Meggy- they were both cops and have penchant for fighting, what more do i have to say? they set up play dates between Loaf and Cube
Luigi and SMG0- they both are so chill, and they’d probably discuss gardening and their favorite teas and have little tea parties and talk abt how chaotic Mario and Fred are
Niles and Kaizo- both have felt betrayed by someone they care about, and they’re both the bad boy trope fr fr, would listen to rob zombie together
Mario, Fred, and Spudnick- they are all super chaotic and love running around and causing problems on purpose, they’re not allowed to hang out a lot since they destroy so much when they’re together, but once a year the guardians allow a play date
Tari and EpicYoshiFan- i’ve always thought EYF was bit quieter and shyer than the other recolors, so i think he and Tari would get long great, talking about music and video games and staying up way too late doing things
XboxGamer997 and Melony- they both have this sort of main character energy with X’s omen sense and Melony’s fierce deity side, i also think X gets pretty tired frequently so they’ll just have lil sleepovers :3
Ruffman8890 and Boopkins- they’re both very high energy, and RM would love to watch anime with Boopkins because i said so fuck you
Karen, Toad, and Peach- tired of Mario’s shit and definitely need a break, they go drinking together sometimes
Jeeves and Toadsworth- weird old men gang! i am specifically thinking abt the 2018 video where Jeeves and Toadsworth were hanging out, they definitely would discuss like the weather and what the princess has been up to and how the milk is selling fr fr
Shroomy and Swag- once again, i am referencing a Christmas special, the 2021 one to be exact, they love going demon hunting on the weekends and blowing things up
Whimpu and Tari- they both like doing quieter activities and nerdy shit, so they’d definitely play pokémon together, Whimpu is a nuzlock GOD
Enzo and The Villager- they both recovered after the christmas crazies episode (a lot of christmas episodes, you can tell they’re some of my favorites) and now The Villager directs a children’s TV show (seen in the 10 year anniversary movie) and Enzo runs a birthday supplies store in bloopersville (source: my brain) and they have the same parole officer, and no one really understands what they’ve been through so they’re pretty tight
SMG3, Xboxfan996, and OiramOiram12345- evil dopple gang! they’ve mostly mellowed out tho, and 96 and OO live in bloopersville but come by the internet graveyard sometimes to get a coffee and talk about what’s new with them
SMG4, SLG4, and Minion- THEY ARE A FAMILY YOUR HONOR AND YOU CAN RIP THIS FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS! Minion and SLG4 live in bloopersville, and since they’re all sorta related to SMG4, they’re like “yeah we’re family lol” so SMG4 sometimes shows up at bloopersville for their birthdays
Desti and Saiko- they would have been BESTIES you can’t change my mind, Desti would totally go to Saiko for help with asking out Meggy
MCGustavo and Bob- i can’t explain this but just trust me they’d be best friends they’d smoke together lol
Chris and Belle- they both want to smack the shit out of their former bosses (Sergeant Mark and SMG3, respectively), they both get a little tired of the chaos and just wanna talk to someone who’s also tired of it for once
Jub Jub, Frankie, and the Weegee doll- they play roblox together :D
Mario and Ruffman8890- they are both so chaotic and love running around and pissing off Toad lmaooo
Waluigi and Tari- after the whole T-pose virus thing, they both see each other at a rubber duck store and hit it off immediately, they love hanging out and playing with their ducks
those are all the ones i can think of rn but this is so real and you will agree with me now
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kylesvariouslistsandstuff · 7 months ago
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The forecast indicates an opening well over $100m for INSIDE OUT 2, which is really no surprise to me. Animated movies, even sequels to beloved favorites, tend to be underestimated before opening. They don't make huge bucks right out of the gate like frontloaded fan-driven things like MCU movies and the like. Their business is more in the walk-ups at the theaters, and make those big totals on Saturdays and Sundays. Hence why projections can be quite low. MARIO is a good example, some analysts had that at $70-90m for its opening.
That looks to be the case with INSIDE OUT 2, a sequel to a movie that made $90m on its opening weekend unadjusted... 9 years ago. Of course it was gonna stay flat at the very least, but some projections are suggesting it could cruise past $120m.
The all-timer opening weekends for animated movies:
$191m - THE LION KING (2019)
$182m - INCREDIBLES 2 (2018)
$146m - THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE (2023)
$135m - FINDING DORY (2016)
$130m - FROZEN II (2019)
$121m - SHREK THE THIRD (2007)
$120m - TOY STORY 4 (2019)
$120m - SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE (2023)
$115m - MINIONS (2015)
$110m - TOY STORY 3 (2010)
$108m - SHREK 2 (2004)
$107m - MINIONS: THE RISE OF GRU (2022)
$104m - THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS (2016)
$103m - THE JUNGLE BOOK (2016)
So, it'll be with the big leagues either way, but I'll be curious to see how high it goes.
Of course, some of the trades are seemingly celebrating this win for all the wrong reasons... And I'm sure Disney execs will use it as some sort of justification for something regarding their original movies. Don't be surprised if another sequel gets slotted before D23 this year, or some time thereafter. But the good news is, people get to keep their jobs once more.
I think $300-400m domestic is also pretty much a lock, could even challenge $1 billion worldwide. For Disney, this is their biggest animated release since FROZEN II, nearly five years ago. In terms of animated movies in general released after March 2020, this may share the top spots with Mario and the Minions.
On the one hand, I'm happy to see Disney finally get some BIG animation box office cake after years of movies either having to release elsewhere for the safety of audiences (SOUL, LUCA, TURNING RED) or outright flopping (LIGHTYEAR, STRANGE WORLD, WISH), and they're sure to get some more with MOANA 2, and possibly MUFASA at the end of the year... But, at the same time, there's all the corporate nonsense. I keep thinking, what are they going to say if ELIO and such perform more like ELEMENTAL?: "Uhhh, uhhh? I guess trying to do this 'general appeal' thing didn't work either??"
INSIDE OUT 2, coupled with MOANA 2, ZOOTOPIA 2, TOY STORY 5, FROZEN III & IV, etc. should make back what was "lost" on the other movies. I'm not against sequels funding the originals, that's the way it has been with many studios since the 2000s, I'm just more concerned about how Disney will go about the originals being made at both studios. If INSIDE OUT 2 holds on at the box office in the coming weeks, it'll just tell me that audiences liked the new story, and that there doesn't need to be any of this needless meddling of Pixar's filmmaking processes. INSIDE OUT 2 was approached the same way ELEMENTAL, TURNING RED, etc. were - so if it has great legs after an expectedly big opening, then that just proves my point. And vindicates those so-called audience-unfriendly movies.
But yeah, I expect a big sequel drop from Pixar by the end of the year. Something that'll come out probably 2-3 years after TOY STORY 5.
SUNDAY UPDATE: Estimates have it at $155m. Could go higher when tomorrow rolls around... Big doins'.
MONDAY UPDATE: $154m. Great CinemaScore grade. This thing's smashing $400m domestic, maybe even makes a play for $500m. $1 billion worldwide locked, too?
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evilelena · 8 months ago
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I'm so weird, I fill out three-year-old Cobra Kai surveys on tumblr.
Karate Kid/Cobra Kai survey
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It’s the year 2021 and you’re obsessed with The Karate Kid. How are you feeling?
Well, it's now the year 2024 and...fine? I was never really "obsessed" with the Miyagi universe until October 2022 when I started going through all the episodes for my so-called "fan fixion". it's not really fanfic; intentionally bad recaps with fictionalized elements are just something my sister and I used to do ages ago for the lulz. We actually did them for Beverly Hills, 90210 and The Shield. The Cobra Kai ones are done by me; but my sister remains my one consistent reader. She's also the one who challenged me to incorporate the phrases "practice dumby" (yes, spelled that way), "Why is this happening to me?!", and "Ouch, ouch, oh, ouch!" (a line from one of my old childhood stories) into all of my recaps -- or whatever you want to call them. (In case anybody ever looks at those and thinks wtf?.) Despite not being "obsessed" until a year and a half ago, I still really liked CK and re-watched many episodes even before October 2022!
Did you grow up with TKK or are you new to the series?
Kind of both? I was born...uh, long enough ago that I was alive when TKK was released, although I don't remember its release because I was a very young child. I did see parts of all three first movies here and there over the years growing up -- and I watched that masterpiece The Next Karate Kid in the late 90's or early 00's while going on a Walton Goggins movie binge -- but I never appreciated them until my ex-on-good-terms recommended Cobra Kai. (I'm pretty new to the "fandom" but have been watching CK since May 2018.)
We gotta do the basics. Favorite character:
Johnny, for sure. Second favorite is Terry Silver.
Favorite ship:
Johnny and Daniel when they're bickering and squabbling like an old married couple.
Underrated character:
Stiven. Too bad he left, or he and Hawk could've become pals. I like how Stiven bravely tried to start a fight with Tory during the LaRusso house brawl, and she punched him away like she was batting away a pesky fly.
Underrated ship (don’t say therapy, lol):
Johnny and Ali? I (gasp) prefer them to Johnny and Carmen.
Wax On, Wax Off or Sweep the Leg?
Sweep the leg!
Which of Daniel’s dumb little outfits is your favorite?
Any where he incorporates the color blue. Bonus points if it includes his special blue-and-white karate headband.
Character from the films you most want to return, who’s not Terry Silver:
Charlie -- that minion of Ned, or whatever the main bully's name was in TNKK. (Charlie, played by Walton Goggins, was Ned's Rickenberger.)
Scene that lives in your head rent-free:
Oh, there are so many. Way too many to name in a three-year-old survey.
Will Anthony LaRusso ever be relevant?
Technically, he was one of the most relevant characters in 5x10. Without him, Kenny Payne might still be Terry Silver's prize pupil. (And Silver might not have been arrested. Stupid Anthony!)
You live in The Valley and are forced to join the karate gang war. Which dojo do you join?
Eagle Fang, but I'm not leaping from one building to another. (Sensei Lawrence is more than welcome to call me pathetic, though.)
What’s your training montage song?
"Gonna Fly Now"?
It’s the crossover event of the century! Which TV show are you combining with Cobra Kai for an hour-long Saturday night special?
Beverly Hills, 9010. Mel Silver can be Terry's cousin.
Tagging:
Nobody, because this is three years old.
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321spongebolt · 1 year ago
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Underdog is one of those popular characters who fell into obscurity in recent years. Now that "Underdog" is owned by Universal, I think there should be a CG reboot movie. Unlike the live action Disney film released in 2007, I would want Underdog's CG reboot to be more faithful to the cartoon (even though I never saw it). This film would be released in theaters in 2D, 3D, IMAX (2D and 3D), and 4DX (2D and 3D)
Up above is how I would envision an "Underdog" movie poster. I have a blank one for those who want to try better than what I have done. You can view the older versions of my movie poster concept art on this page.
PRODUCTION COMPANIES
Illumination
DreamWorks Animation
DISTRIBUTOR
Universal Pictures
RATING
Obviously, PG, moving on.
ANIMATION
In terms of the animation, I wasn't sure if the CG should be fluent or stop-motion like, similar to some scenes in "Puss in Boots 2: The Last Wish", but I was thinking that the same people who worked on "Mr. Peabody and Sherman" could try animating the characters. It could even be the first time Underdog, Sweet Polly Purebred, and other animal characters have actual fur. "How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2018)" also showed us how good hair and fur could work on CG characters.
OPENING LOGO VARIANTS
For the Universal Pictures logo, have Underdog fly around the earth as the letters spelling "UNIVERSAL" follow him (Assuming Underdog can breathe in Space).
The Illumination logo would feature the minions jumping off the Illumination logo and trying to fly, only for them to just plummet to the ground.
And for the DreamWorks Animation logo, I was thinking make Underdog 2D animated (with either traditional or flash animation). And after Underdog fishes on the moon, he would jump off the moon and fly through the clouds transitioning from 2D to his 3D design we see in the movie.
The title for the film itself would appear at the beginning and end of the movie. The end credits themselves would be 2D animated.
STORY CONCEPT
What I had in mind was if Dr. Simon Bar Sinister teamed up with Underdog's nemeses and formed a legion too powerful for Underdog to take on by himself. In fact, Underdog himself could get a team of his own consisting of other animal superheroes like him. And after putting Dr. Simon Bar Sinister and his legion behind bars, the movie would end with Underdog starting his new job at a superhero headquarters, which serves as the backdoor pilot for a TV show based on my movie idea.
CLOSING LOGO VARIANTS
After the credits (and post-credits scenes depending on if we'll get any) and the closing Universal and Illumination logos, Underdog would fly back onto the moon of the DreamWorks Animation logo and continue fishing until the screen fades to black.
TELEVISION SERIES BASED ON THE MOVIE
The TV series based on the movie would continue from the ending of the movie, and in addition to seeing more of Underdog in action, some episodes focus on Underdog's new superhero friends. This show, I was thinking would return to its original 2D routes, but this time through flash-animated software like Toon Boom Harmony, or something similar to that.
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adamwatchesmovies · 1 year ago
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Maria (2019)
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While I didn't enjoy this film, that doesn't mean you won't. No matter what I say, the people involved in this project did it: they actually made a movie. That's something to be applauded. With that established...
You’ve seen movies like Maria a hundred times. Even if you think its concept of a vengeful mother pursuing the people who killed her family is new, it isn’t. In 2018, we got Peppermint. In 2020, The Rhythm Section. This one was slotted in between and it’s as forgettable as the other two.
Former assassin Maria (Cristine Reyes) faked her death and now lives a happy, normal life with her daughter Min-Min (Johanna Rish) and husband Bert (Guji Lorenzana). When her former lover, a gangster named Kaleb (Germaine De Leon), spots Maria, her new identity is compromised. After her family is murdered, Maria goes back to her old ways of violence to avenge her loved ones.
The premise is nothing to get excited about but there’s a glimmer of hope on the horizon. Though it might’ve been distributed by Netflix, this is a Filipino film. You figure the change of scenery will generate some freshness. It doesn’t. This movie is so generic it could be set ANYWHERE.
If Maria can’t reinvent the wheel, you at least hope it can satisfyingly go through the motions. I’m sorry to say it can’t. The plot is clumsy. There’s a lot of attention paid to a Governor the de la Vega family is trying to strongarm. Maria’s husband is obsessed with Governor Villanueva's electoral circus so they attend one of his rallies, which is where the villains spot Maria. Even when Maria starts her path of vengeance and leaves multiple goons dead, Kaleb’s father insists his minions keep an eye on the Governor… but nothing is ever made of this subplot.
We learn Kaleb is after Maria so he can get her to feel the pain he felt… which is why he kills her daughter? At first, you think it’s got something to do with a little girl Maria spared all those years ago - the moment that made her realize killing people for a living is wrong -but that’s not it. The pain Kaleb refers to is a heartache. He's still upset Maria broke up with him so he wants to make her suffer “the same way he did”… by doing something completely different.
In terms of violence, you’ll be left unsatisfied. There are brutal scenes of torture but when it comes to the scenes of Maria dispensing vengeance, it’s obvious the actress doesn’t have the physicality necessary to pull them off. The fights are stilted and unconvincing, often shot in ways that make you question how fragile human beings are or how blood splatter works. There are several scenes where the blood was clearly added in post-production and they don’t help make anything you see convincing. None of the fights or deaths are exciting, not even when Maria is pitted against other sexy lady assassins.
You know the performances are bad when you’re unable to understand the spoken language and still notice the actors struggle with their character's emotions. You can’t blame the performers too much; the material they’ve been given is weak. Aside from the fact that Maria is not as bad as the people who are after her, there’s no reason to like the woman. She was a trained assassin who we saw kill innocent people. She might’ve wanted out of the game but not that much if she didn’t even bother moving out of the city. As for the villains, they're generic and flat. The fights are not creative in any way. It’s alternative too violent and too pulled back. Maria doesn’t get anything right.
The finale promises a sequel but it shouldn’t have bothered. Even if you don’t end up bored or hating Maria, by the time the follow-up comes around you’ll have forgotten about it completely. (Original Tagalog with English Subtitles, November 20, 2020)
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lizzystoddard · 2 years ago
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What to Expect in 2023
Hey guys! 2023 is officially here, and we want to know what to expect this year. Here are the list of what's coming this year:
The 40th anniversary celebration of My Little Pony, which will include new toys and others and preceding the 35th anniversary in 2018 (1983-2023)
The 30th anniversary celebration of Sonic the Hedgehog comic series, which will include a special 30th Anniversary Edition (with a reprint of issue #291), set for release in April by IDW, preceding the 25th anniversary in 2018 (1993-2023)
The 10th anniversary celebration of Minion Rush, preceding the successful 5-Year Celebration from 2018 (2013-2023)
The 10th anniversary celebration of My Talking Tom, preceding the 5th anniversary in 2018 (2013-2023) [To learn more about this, click here]; plus the 5th anniversary of My Talking Tom 2 (2018-2023)
And many more to come this year (movies, video games, books, etc.)!
We can't wait to see all the fun stuff happening in 2023!
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themovieblogonline · 10 days ago
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An ensemble of powerful visuals, quality film-making, and meaningful storytelling backed up by accurate cultural details, animated films are a fusion of advanced and traditional cinema. Straight out of your imagination, these animated films have won our hearts and big box office numbers. Let’s take a look. 10.Despicable Me 3 (2017) – $1.035 Billion Slapstick humor and mischievous thrill-packed in another Minions movie. The franchise returned with the heart of the movie, our beloved yellow, big-eyed minions, and the villainous MC, Gru. With his wife Lucy, he is set on another adventure as his brother Dru returns to seek help from his brother to return to the life of villainy. This franchise has always been known for pulling families in the theater so it’s no surprise how successful it became. 9. Toy Story 3 (2010) – $1.067 Billion Toy Story 3 remains one of the most emotionally resonated movies following in the footsteps of other Toy Story films in the franchise. As Andy leaves for college, the “Toys” are left alone, uncertain about their future. It captures mature poignant themes wrapped in its heart-touching storyline and innocent characters. From growing up to saying hard goodbyes, this one not only succeeded commercially but became one of the most critical masterpieces as well. 8. Toy Story 4 (2019) – $1.073 Billion Whenever a franchise produces successful animated films, it is said whether there is a need for a new one. But if the franchise is as great as the Toy Story, then one should expect nothing less. Toy Story 4 not only offered the same emotional depth and magical animation but so much more. With new characters like Forky who portrays the theme of self-worth, it delivered other powerful themes of identity, purpose, and letting go. It also became an audience and critics favorite alike. 7. Minions (2015) – $1.160 Billion Now who wouldn’t want to know how our favorite alien creatures came into being before they found the perfect villain to serve? Their playful journey filled with humor, mischief, and never-ending laugh-out-loud moments made this prequel a global phenomenon. By crossing a billion mark at the box office, they proved that they are one of the most iconic figures in the animated world. 6. Incredibles 2 (2018) – $1.243 Billion After the long-awaited film of this franchise, Incredibles 2 brought back the adorable superhero family that got much love worldwide. The movie not only serves amazing action sequences but also embeds so many dialogues, scenes, and joke references that appeal to adults and children alike. That made it one of the most successful movies that have been released to date. 5. Frozen (2013) – $1.290 Billion The magical icy realm of the Queen of Arendelle, Elsa, and her lively sister Anna made an indelible impact on the entertainment industry that made history. Apart from its commercial and critical acclaim, the film made an emotional connection with the audience. Many of its characters and songs became one of the most memorable parts of cinema. From fan fiction to merchandise, Frozen remains one of the best contemporary princess movies ever made. 4. Frozen II (2019) – $1.450 Billion A hit like Frozen calls for a sequel. After impressing billions of fans worldwide, Frozen II became another global hit. Join the royal princesses embarking on a magical journey to find the source of Elsa’s frosty powers. The film became everyone’s new favorite with a more mature and intense take on the themes. The striking visuals and the sister bond between the main leads were the cherry on top. 3.The Lion King (2019) – $1.662 Billion Now there’s so much debate about the new Lion King movie and whether it was needed or not. One undeniable factor about this movie is that the CGI techniques used were groundbreaking; however, it was criticized that the heavy CGI ruined the emotional depth in this film that can be found in the original. The overall nostalgic magic of the film helped it become one of the highest-grossing releases as it broke records and mounted to become one of the most successful remakes of all time.  2. The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) – $1.363 Billion It makes so much sense why a video game adaptation is on this list. And that too on number 2! Whenever a video game is adapted into a movie, there are great expectations and in case it is an animated film, the expectations are sky high. On that note, this one did not disappoint. The Super Mario Bros. Movie came out to be one of the most amazing adaptations that impressed the world. The best thing about his flick is that it served a fresh yet nostalgic vibe that appealed to children and adults alike. 1. Inside Out 2 (2024) – $1.678 Billion Though the first film in this franchise was spectacular, the second one blew everyone away. Watch Riley, who’s now in her teenage years navigate the emotions existing in her mind. From its most creative conception to heavy psychological themes portrayed outstandingly, Inside Out 2 not only resonated with the 1.6 billion people who spent their money to watch it, but also did wonders for generating high figures for an animated movie. Pixar outdid itself with this one. Achievements like these remind us how advanced and relevant the world of animation in film-making is. Its progressive graphic details and innovative scripts blended in the most genius ways is something every cinephile appreciates in his heart. So hop onto this list right now in case you missed any of these.   Happy Watching!   Read the full article
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crowdvscritic · 5 months ago
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round up // JULY 24
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An unofficial July theme: optimism! 
From a rom-com about the possibilities of the Space Race, silly Minion antics, movie theaters making a comeback, traveling to new places, and the most exciting Olympics in years, things are looking up. July is also a great time to take stock of the year’s movie output. The writers at ZekeFilm rounded up our individual top five films and named our cumulative top five in our Best of the Year (So Far) piece. (I also did a deeper dive on my favorite film so far.) I'm not saying we've found the joy of a dull moment of precedented-ness, but these Round Up of pop culture picks gave July a more relaxed, celebratory feeling.
July Crowd-Pleasers
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1. Fly Me to the Moon (2024) 
If you’ve ever watched a romantic comedy baked in misunderstandings, secrets, and false identities—think Pillow Talk or How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days—then you know the appeal of Fly Me to the Moon. Romances are about chemistry, which Scarlett Johansson and Channing Tatum have to spare, and comedies require a light touch, which is just what this semi-real retelling of the first moon landing needs. Read my full review for ZekeFilm or watch my review on KMOV. Crowd: 9.5/10 // Critic: 8/10
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2. Despicable Me 4 (2024)
I have no new insight into this cinematic universe, and the plot points are so becoming interchangeable you could just read my review of 2022’s Minions: The Rise of Gru to understand what I thought of Despicable Me 4. All I know is Minions make me feel like I’m a giggling 6-year-old again, and I don’t care about the lack of innovation as long as that lasts. Crowd: 10/10 // Critic: 7.5/10
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3. Twisters (2024)
The joy of Twisters is that in spite of its empyrean spectacle, it always stays grounded. Also, Glen Powell (and Brisket). Read my full review for ZekeFilm. Crowd: 10/10 // Critic: 8/10
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4. Thelma (2024)
Imagine The Beekeper if Phylicia Rashad decided to go after the scammer criminals herself. Also, imagine she was 93 years old and could only use resources available to nonagenarians. June Squibb is hilarious as a grandma who doesn’t know when to quit, and Josh Margolin’s debut feature finds a sweeter center than Jason Statham did earlier this year. Crowd: 8.5/10 // Critic: 8.5/10
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5. A Quiet Place: Day One (2024)
All hail sequels that are much better than they need to be! Though, in this case, keep your hails to a whisper. Lupita N’yongo, Joseph Quinn, and one endearing feline prove this franchise has legs—albeit spindly alien ones—and a heart outside the single family we saw in the first two chapters. Crowd: 9/10 // Critic: 8.5/10
MORE JULY CROWD-PLEASERS // About Time (2013) is an underseen rom-com that graciously does not overthink its time travel mechanics // I have never seen a commercial for Paddington (2014) or Paddington 2 (2017) that made me want to watch them—why were these charming, clever movies hidden behind gross-out jokes in their marketing? // The Great Debaters (2007) and The Guernsey Literary & Potato Peel Pie Society (2018) prove Glen Powell has always had it, and both films have plenty to recommend apart from his small roles // Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F (2024) may not be as vibrant as in the '80s but it does capture the same fun // Is Andrew McCarthy’s navel-gazing documentary Brats (2024) preoccupied with a therapeutic exploration of self? Is it extremely watchable for anyone with a love for 1980s popular cinema? Yes, and YES.
July Critic Picks
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1. London! 
“When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life, for there is in London all that life can afford.” That Samuel Johnson quote is overused for a reason. This month I returned to the United Kingdom for the first time since a three-week study abroad trip in 2012. A few activities were repeats from my college days (Harrod’s, National Gallery, Westminster Abbey), and I’ve now seen Six on two continents (great on both). Aside from a quick day trip to Stonehenge and Bath, the rest of my time was spent in London, discovering new coffee shops with baked goods on every corner and packing in as many museum visits as possible. If you’re headed across the Pond anytime soon, these are my top new-to-me cultural picks: 
Changing of the Guard at Buckingham Palace
Christian Heritage City Walk Tour
Churchill War Rooms
The Design Museum, specifically Barbie: The Exhibition
High tea at The Rosebery in the Mandarin Oriental
National Portrait Gallery, especially the exhibit Six Lives: The Stories of Henry VIII’s Queens
Natural History Museum, specifically the dinosaur fossils because Jurassic Park rules
Portobello Road Market, including standing in front of the Notting Hill Bookshop asking it to love me 
Roman Baths
St. Paul’s Cathedral, though make sure you’re warmed up before attempting to climb to the top
Stonehenge
Victoria and Albert Museum, which is extra special when you wait in the gift shop line behind Tessa Thompson, who seems just as lovely in person as she does on screen
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2. Double Feature — Classic Espionage Thrillers: Saboteur (1942) + Mirage (1965)
Because we all need more plot twists in our lives. In Saboteur (Crowd: 8.5/10 // Critic: 8.5/10), Robert Cummings is framed for sabotaging the U.S. war efforts and goes on the run to discover the real culprits in true Hitchcock fashion. In Mirage (8/10 // 8/10), Gregory Peck realizes he’s lost two years of memories and goes on the run to discover the real conspiracy in similar fashion to Charade (since they share a screenwriter and co-stars).
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3. Gambit (1966)
Michael Caine and Shirley MacLaine are trying to pull off an art heist in swinging ‘60s style. What else do you need to know? Crowd: 8.5/10 // Critic: 8.5/10
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4. Making Movies by Sidney Lumet (1996)
Before The Big Picture podcast celebrated Sidney Lumet’s 100th birthday, I read his memoir/filmmaking guide and wished I’d read it years ago. The director of Network and The Verdict explains his filmmaking philosophies and techniques without getting too inside baseball or talking down to us. It feels like joining him in production meetings, sound stages, and editing rooms. I won’t look just at his work differently—these insights will impact my perspective on all watching going forward.
5. Paris 2024 Olympics Opening Ceremony
So far this Olympics has felt like the burst of joy and optimism I’ve wanted the Olympics to feel like since 2020, and the opening ceremony was full of all the pomp, circumstance, spectacle, sparkle, fireworks, Lady Gaga, and Minions I could ask for. 
MORE JULY CRITIC PICKS // Wicked Little Letters (2024) is a fun twist on the Parable of the Two Sons // The gender politics of Forever, Darling (1956) are silly today, but boy, did Desi Arnaz and Lucille Ball have chemistry! // Death on the Diamond (1934) is a silly murder mystery set on the baseball diamond, but I can’t resist the St. Louis Cardinals as heroes // When Ladies Meet (1941) lets Joan Crawford shine in a rom-com
Also in July…
As Kyla and I continue the final season of SO IT’S A SHOW?, we dig into references Gilmore Girls makes to Sylvia Plath and The Bell Jar in ep. 141. What is the tragedy that Rory and Lorelai allude to? Is Gwyneth Paltrow any good at playing this poet in a movie? And why does Rory love her work so much? No need to finish that copy of The Bell Jar that’s been sitting half-read on your nightstand for years—we’ve got all the answers!
Photo credits: London my own. Making Movies. All others IMDb.com.
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prententiousjackal · 11 months ago
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When did Despicable Me take place?
I'm going to start with an extremely broad range first and narrow it down over time.
Gru was born 1960 September 28th according to his resume in the first movie which may or may not be real. But in Minions: Rise of Gru, 1976, January 30, the day before Chinese New Year's Eve, Gru says he is 11 and 3/4 putting his birthday around 1964 April 30. But given the level of imprecision this gives us a range from 1964 February to 1964 July. If Gru were to live as long as the oldest person to have lived (122 years), he'd live to as late as 2087. So Despicable Me takes place without a doubt between 1976 and 2087.
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Gru is obviously older than in Minions: Rise of Gru which took place in 1976. And songs from 1976 are played diagetically in Despicable Me (Boogie Fever and You Should Be Dancing). So the movie must take place after 1976.
There are cars from the 2009, 2008 and 2002 in Despicable Me 3. https://www.imcdb.org/movie_3469046-Despicable-Me-3.html Since the girls haven't aged more than a few years (let's say 5 years), this means the first Despicable Me movie can't take place earlier than 2004.
One would expect Despicable Me to take place sometime between when the movie started production and the year after it was released. Between 2007 and 2011, giving Gru an age between 42 and 50. This is what I would accept if it weren't for the weekdays and lunar cycles.
In Despicable Me, Gru steals the moon and misses the dance recital on Saturday, May 26th.
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The limit of Gru's life and the date Saturday, May 26th gives us the years: 1979, 1984, 1990, 2001, 2007, 2012, 2018, 2029, 2035, 2040, 2046, 2057, 2063, 2068, 2074, 2085.
When Gru steals the moon we can see the effects of the moon disappearing, including a werewolf becoming human because the moon was a full moon before it got shrunk. And the moon is once again a full moon when it returns to its "rightful place in the sky".
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Once we take the full moon into account, this limits the dates to possibly 2018 with a waxing gibbous. And 2029 and 2040.
I personally go with 2029 because I feel that the 2018 waxing gibbous is not full enough to match what we see in the movie. And 2040 is scheduled to have a semi-permanent human base on the moon, making Gru a murderer or at least a kidnapper, which would call into question why these things weren't mentioned in the movie. Some things may become commonplace in 2040 which would date the movie by their absence. And if it were 2040 then Gru would be 76 or 79 years old.
If the Despicable Me series continues in a way that features current pop culture references or more recent background cars while the series also refuses to show an equal amount of time passing in its universe as in real life, then 2029 will look reasonable if there's still more Despicable Me movies coming out in the 2030s. This would make Gru, 65 or 68 years old in the first movie.
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avalkorn · 1 year ago
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MOVIE & TV SHOW
1. Гром. Трудное детство / 2023
2. Мульти-пульти / 2023
3. Obi-Wan Kenobi / S1 / 2022
4. Treasure Planet / 2002
5. American Psycho / 2000
6. Incendies / 2010
7. Operation Fortune: Ruse de guerre / 2023
8. The Fabelmans / 2022
9. Minions: The Rise of Gru / 2022
10. Andor / S1 / 2022
11. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story / 2016
12. The Office / S5 / 2009
13. Babylon / 2022
14. Нулевой пациент / S1 / 2022
15. The Pale Blue Eye / 2022
16. M3gan / 2023
17. Ms. Marvel / S1 / 2022
18. Titanic / 1997
19. Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania / 2023
20. She-Hulk: Attorney at Law / S1 / 2022
21. Russian Doll / S1 / 2019
22. Escape from New York / 1981
23. Cocaine Bear / 2023
24. The Legend of Vox Machina / S1 / 2022
25. Top Gun: Maverick / 2022
26. Scream VI / 2023
27. All Quiet on the Western Front / 2022
28. Russian Doll / S2 / 2022
29. 65 / 2023
30. Shazam! Fury of the Gods / 2023
31. The Legend of Vox Machina / S2 / 2023
32. The Office / S6 / 2010
33. Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves / 2023
34. The Dark Knight / 2008
35. John Wick: Chapter 4 / 2023
36. Peaky Blinders / S4 / 2017
37. The Super Mario Bros. Movie / 2023
38. Renfield / 2023
39. Air / 2023
40. The Mandolorian / S3 / 2023
41. Dead Poets Society / 1989
42. To Catch a Killer / 2023
43. Guardian of the Galaxy. Volume 3 / 2023
44. The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent / 2023
45. Tetris / 2023
46. Morbius / 2022
47. Triple Frontier / 2019
48. Dead Man / 1995
49. Euphoria / S1 / 2019
50. Fast X / 2023
51. Ghosted / 2023
52. The Office / S7 / 2011
53. The Little Mermaid / 2023
54. Euphoria / S2 / 2022
55. The Covenant / 2022
56. Hypnotic / 2023
57. The Flash / 2023
58. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of Black Pearl / 2003
59. Locke / 2013
60. Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness / 2022
61. Blade Runner 2049 / 2017
62. Arrival / 2016
63. Красный состав / S1 / 2022
64. Barbie / 2023
65. Nimona / 2023
66. Moonrise Kingdom / 2012
67. Blue Beetle / 2023
68. Hercules / 1997
69. After Yang / 2022
70. Heart of Stone / 2023
71. Equilibrium / 2002
72. Under the Silver Lake / 2017
73. Hotel Artemis / 2018
74. Gunpowder Milkshake / 2021
75. Wild Target / 2009
76. Oppenheimer / 2023
77. Ночной дозор / 2004
78. Shrek / 2001
79. Sunshine / 2007
80. Дневной дозор / 2005
81. Interstellar / 2014
82. La Dolce Vita / 1960
83. Сергий против нечисти / S1 / 2021
84. Сергий против нечисти / S2 / 2023
85. Dumb Money / 2023
86. Molly’s Game / 2017
87. BlackBerry / 2023
88. Dracula / 1931
89. Decision to Leave / 2022
90. Logan Lucky / 2017
91. The Hummingbird Project / 2018
92. Papillon / 2017
93. Star Trek Into Darkness / 2013
94. The Hunger Games / 2012
95. The Killer / 2023
96. The Misfits / 2020
97. Napoleon / 2023
98. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire / 2013
99. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 / 2014
100. Nandor Fodor and the Talking Mongoose / 2023
101. Слово пацана. Кровь на асфальте / S1 / 2023
BOOK
1. Dune / 1965
2. Supergods: Our World in The Age of the Superhero / 2011
3. Generation П / 1999
4. The Hobbit / 1937
5. The Theory of Everything / 2002
6. Elantris / 2005
7. The Nolan Variations: The Movies, Mysteries, and Marvels of Christopher Nolan / 2020
GAME
1. Baldurs Gate III / 2023
2. Cyberpunk 2077 / 2020
3. Spider-Man. Miles Morales / 2021
4. Hogwarts. Legacy / 2023
5. Diablo 4 / 2023
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kylesvariouslistsandstuff · 2 years ago
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The unmade PUSS IN BOOTS sequel...
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In an alternate timeline, the 2nd PUSS IN BOOTS movie would've been released during the holiday season of 2018... It would've been a significantly different movie, too.
It would not have been directed by Joel Crawford, but rather Chris Miller, who directed the first PUSS IN BOOTS movie, and SHREK THE THIRD as well. He's not *that* Chris Miller of the Phil Lord-Chris Miller duo, but a long-time DreamWorks Animation veteran whose work goes all the way back to their debut feature ANTZ.
The title was PUSS IN BOOTS: NINE LIVES & 40 THIEVES.
It had, you may have guessed it, a 1001 Arabian Nights setting.
The concept art for this picture suggested something pretty damn cool. I absolutely love PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH, in fact it is my favorite film in the entire SHREK franchise and just a new favorite movie of mine, period.
But... I'm not gonna lie, I would really love to see what *this* movie would've been like. I'm sure it would've had a tone and directing style similar to that of the first PUSS IN BOOTS, and the visual style for it would've been about the same: Much more hyper-detailed with ornate textures everywhere (look at Puss' sword in that movie and the other SHREKs, and look at his much simplified sword in THE LAST WISH), no framerate fluctuations, etc.
The SHREK series had often covered European fairy tales, and the first PUSS IN BOOTS movie married such fairy tales like Jack and the Beanstalk, and the Golden Goose, to a more old-school adventure genre: Think Zorro, Three Musketeers, etc. Threw in spaghetti westerns for good measure. It was a sandier side of the SHREK world, deserts, and Spanish and Latin American-inspired towns. THE LAST WISH retains all of that, the magical "Dark Forest" being not too far removed from the European fairy tale aesthetic. That whole storybook-inspired look they were going for put it firmly in the European fairy tale, I feel. Again, best of both worlds... But there's other worlds, right?
NINE LIVES & 40 THIEVES would've taken us more East, and I'd really love to see that in the fairy tale universe of SHREK. Who's to say they can't... take that idea off the shelf again? After all, THE LAST WISH ends with a direct lead-in to a fifth SHREK movie. Perhaps SHREK 5 can incorporate the Arabian Nights setting? Or a third PUSS IN BOOTS movie where we only follow "Team Friendship" on a new adventure?
About that... Very few Western animated movies spawn ongoing spin-off feature film series. DESPICABLE ME scored with the MINIONS movie in 2015, and that got an equally ginormous sequel this past summer. That was the inverse of LIGHTYEAR to the TOY STORY franchise, LIGHTYEAR could've been a big hit and could've spawned more space adventures with the human/actual space ranger Buzz... But alas, no cigar. (I'm honestly bummed about that, I was ready for more!) THE LEGO MOVIE tried to do this, but I feel Warner Bros. made the mistake of having the studio make two spin-off movies - unrelated to one another, LEGO BATMAN and LEGO NINJAGO - *before* THE LEGO MOVIE 2 proper. Maybe if LEGO MOVIE 2 opened in 2017 as originally planned, with BATMAN and NINJAGO afterwards, we could've had plenty of different theatrical LEGO stories to choose from. DreamWorks' own MADAGASCAR franchise couldn't have a side series of PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR movies, the first one - released back in 2014 - was deemed a box office disappointment. Its "flopping" actually lead to a big restructuring month at DreamWorks, which took NINE LIVES & 40 THIEVES off their schedule...
It was very possible that the movie was no more, much like other DreamWorks pictures that got the axe at the time: BOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR MONKEY, B.O.O.: BUREAU OF OTHERWORLDLY OPERATIONS, etc. Thankfully, PUSS Dos remained in limbo rather than being outright cancelled.
But NINE LIVES & 40 THIEVES didn't make it, we got THE LAST WISH instead.
But now... THE LAST WISH has been a leggy box office success, a record-breaking one at that, too. It's actually the first post-1999 wide-release animated movie since THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE to make more than 10x its opening weekend gross... EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE came out in 2000... So that makes **two**, **two** animated movies released in the domestic market since 1999 that scored 10x their opening weekend grosses... WOW!
So yes, I'd imagine the PUSS IN BOOTS train won't be stopping. I think it's a strong possibility that we get *both* new SHREK sequels *and* new PUSS IN BOOTS sequels. Puss showed with both movies that he can more than hold his own and have his own long-form adventures w/ Kitty Softpaws and Perrito. The original made over $500m worldwide back in 2011/12, and was nominated for Best Animated Feature at the Oscars much like this film, which looks to finish up with over $450m worldwide. Hey, is it possible somebody else gets a new movie, too? I feel there's a lot of ground to cover in Shrek's fairy tale world that goes beyond Shrek's swamp, Far Far Away, San Ricardo, Del Mar, the lands inbetween, etc.... A magic carpet that's reminiscent of the one in most ALADDIN interpretations appears in THE LAST WISH as part of Big Jack Horner's collection, so maybe that Arabian Nights-style world is still out there and might be featured in a future SHREK/PUSS IN BOOTS movie?
I'd love to see that, honestly. Since the world of SHREK is back in business, I say go explore and expand that world!
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totallynotanannetesimp · 2 years ago
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Overview: Quandale Dingle is an African-American man aged 20-25, most well-known for various unlikely and even seemingly impossible appearances throughout the entire universe, including virtual spaces. Another important piece of controversy regarding him is his imprisonment and eventual escape with the help of his friend Juandale Pringle.
Unique Facial Features: Quandale has an abnormally shaped nose, having a large size and pointing forward. His face is slanted downwards at an extreme angle, this being accentuated by his large lower lip.
Crimes and Imprisonment: After his incarceration, for battering on a police officer, grand theft, declaring war on Italy, and public indecency he publicly stated that on March 28th he will be escaping prison and has plans to "take over the world". Shockingly, even after this statement, he was still able to escape on the specified date due to the prison staff's negligence.
Escape from Prison: On March 28 2018, Quandale Dingle escaped prison and went into hiding at his friend Juandale Pringle's house. While he was running from police, he fell and accidentally scraped some foreskin off from his genitalia. Armed forces were later sent to Juandale's house, who was arrested and later killed. Quandale esecaped and is now staying at Aden Dookie's crib with Quindavious Gooch.
Family: It is known that Quandale Dingle has an autistic son as well as a "baby mama" named Sheniqua Anderson. His son's name is currently unknown. Quandale has stated that he supposedly gave away his son to "creepy old guys" due to his refusal to pay child support, although it is unknown if this is true. He has also stated that he trapped his son's hand in an air fryer. His relationship with his father is described as abusive by Quandale, who says he was "given a sucker punch full force" and was "smacked in the back of the head with a steering wheel" Quanlingling Dingle is Quandale's asian brother. At one point he placed illegal substances in Quandale's meal as a supposed assassination attempt or a misguided prank, which almost killed Quandale. Quandale's cousin, Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut was also arrested, for planting 2.5 Kilograms of TNT in a daycare center. Also putting a camera in president Joe Biden’s bathroom to watch him take a poo. His relationship with his mother, Quandlisha Dingleberry, is not in a good state, with her being the original founder of the AQTF, an organization with the goal of combating his devious activities.
Appearances: - Union city, New Jersey - New Batman movie (as "The Dingler") - Los Angeles - The lost city of Atlantis - The White House - Plushtrap Room (Five Nights at Freddy's 4) - "Prison Break" Roblox game - Lil Minion's mansion - Robbery of Goofy Ahh Jersey bank - Fortnite - Tilted Towers - Hitler’s Grave - etc.
Criminal history: Quandale Dingle has committed many crimes including: - Murder - Theft - Assault - Selling illegal substances - Using chemical weapons - Using nuclear weapons - Killing a president - Arson - Kidnapping - Rape - Tax evasion - Reviving Hitler - Starting a war - Treason - Genocide - Terrorism - War crimes - Hate Crimes - Child labor - Declaring War on Italy - Battery On A Police Officer - Public Indecency
Trivia:
Quandale was bent over in the prison showers by someone named Garfield Jenson.
Quandale almost drowned in his bathtub when he was 15 years old.
Quandale put percs in Vladimir Putin's drink and "he went to bed for a really long time".
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ao3feed-batb2017 · 4 years ago
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Send Me On My Way
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3A6uuXo
by BluD3vil_Fire2000
After saving a human toddler from a doomed fate, an unlikely group of friends—consisting of Migo, a no-nonsense, lone Yeti; Rodney, an inventor with a heart of gold; Alex, a Lieutenant of an enemy gang; and Blue, an exiled Princess with a unique power—band together to return the child to her family. In order to reunite the baby with her tribe, the four will have to take on many dangers along the journey while having to work together as a herd.
Words: 7501, Chapters: 5/?, Language: English
Series: Part 1 of Ice Age/Multifandom AU
Fandoms: Original Work, Ice Age (Movies), Disney - All Media Types, Smallfoot (2018), Robots (2005), Madagascar (Movies), Wreck-It Ralph (Movies), Book of Life (2014), Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Wild Kratts, Voltron: Legendary Defender, Van Helsing (2004), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), The Road to El Dorado (2000), Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003), Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002), The Prince of Egypt (1998), How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), Shrek (Movies), Monsters vs Aliens (2009), Shark Tale (2004), Antz (1998), Chicken Run (2000), Wallace & Gromit, Over the Hedge (2006), Flushed Away (2006), Bee Movie (2007), Kung Fu Panda (Movies), Megamind (2010), Rise of the Guardians (2012), The Croods (Movies), Turbo (2013), Mr. Peabody & Sherman (2014), Home (2015), Trolls (Movies 2016 2020), Abominable (2019), Horton Hears a Who! - Dr. Seuss, Rio (Movies - Saldanha), Epic (2013), Ferdinand (2017), Spies In Disguise (2019), FernGully (Movies), Anastasia (1997), Cloverfield (2008), 10 Cloverfield Lane (2016), The Cloverfield Paradox (2018), Indiana Jones Series, Open Season (Movies), Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (Movies), Hotel Transylvania (Movies), Quest for Camelot (1998), Cats Don't Dance (1997), Osmosis Jones (2001), Iron Giant (1999), The LEGO Movie (2014), Storks (2016), Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937), Pinocchio (1940), Fantasia (1940), Fantasia 2000 (1999), Dumbo (1941), Bambi (1942), Cinderella (2015), Alice in Wonderland (1951), Peter Pan (2003), Lady and the Tramp (1955), Sleeping Beauty (1959), 101 Dalmatians (1961), The Sword in the Stone (1963), The Jungle Book - All Media Types, Robin Hood (1973), The Rescuers (Movies), The Great Mouse Detective (1986), Oliver & Company (1988), The Little Mermaid (1989), Beauty and the Beast (1991), Beauty and the Beast (2017), Aladdin (1992), Aladdin (2019), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Pocahontas (Disney 1995), Toy Story (Movies), The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996), Hercules (1997), Mulan (1998), Mulan (2020), A Bug's Life (1998), Tarzan (1999), Dinosaur (2000), Emperor's New Groove (2000), Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001), Monsters Inc. (Movies), Lilo & Stitch (2002), Treasure Planet (2002), Finding Nemo (Movies), Brother Bear (2003), Home on the Range (2004), Incredibles (Pixar Movies), Chicken Little (2005), The Wild (2006), Cars (Pixar Movies), Meet the Robinsons (2007), Ratatouille (2007), Enchanted (2007), WALL-E (2008), Up (2009), The Princess and the Frog (2009), Tangled (2010), Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure (Cartoon), Gnomeo and Juliet (2011), Brave (2012), Frozen (Disney Movies), Big Hero 6 (2014), Inside Out (2015), The Good Dinosaur (2015), Zootopia (2016), Moana (2016), Coco (2017), Onward (2020), Raya and the Last Dragon (2021), Balto (Movies), Despicable Me (Movies), Minions (2015), Missing Link (2019), Coraline (2009), Kubo and the Two Strings (2016), The Boxtrolls (2014), ParaNorman (2012), Rock-a-Doodle (1991), The Secret of NIMH (1982), Cool World (1992), The Meg (2018), Rampage (2018), Aquaman (2018), Geostorm (2017), Brightburn (2019), Godzilla (2014), Godzilla: King of The Monsters (2019), Godzilla (1998), Godzilla: The Series, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic Boom (Cartoon), Sonic the Hedgehog (2020), Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies), Jurassic Park Original Trilogy (Movies), King Kong (2005), Kong: Skull Island (2017), Alien Series, Spiders (2013), Venom (Movie 2018), Ratchet & Clank, Crash Bandicoot (Video Games), Spyro the Dragon (Video Games), Rayman (Video Games), Gex (Video Games), Klonoa (Games), Croc (Video Games), PaRappa the Rapper, Oddworld, MediEvil (Video Games)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi
Additional Tags: Ice Age AU, everyone's gonna be in it, I just felt like it's too much, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - Canon, Self-Insert, My OCs are in there as well, this is the first time I've done an AU like this, Inspired by Heroboy005 from fanfiction.net, if you see paragraphs that are familiar to the stories, Blood and Violence, Aftermath of Violence, Explicit Language, It does have some, Fluff and Humor, Family Fluff, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, That's all I can say
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3A6uuXo
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kelly-du · 3 years ago
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Week 1-2: Pour 585(2019) Patrick Smith
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Background:
In 2018, Patrick Smith produced a short animated film and released it online. It was a famous animated short film after its release, which was widely spread on the Internet. Many people were deeply inspired after watching the short movie clip, and it has also aroused heated discussion online because it reveals the helpless social reality.
Smith specializes in making short films using metaphorical hand-drawing. Much of his work was influenced by his days as a storyboard artist for Walt Disney. Thus, this results in a nostalgic touch that is often found in his short animations.
Concept:
Pour 585 reveals a dystopian world of hand-drawing drinking glasses in which all the characters are going through their rite of passage. And a timid character tries to escape and break the rules. Its outsize personality comes at a price when he begins to rebel against the pouring ritual. This animated short film is a cautionary tale, which reveals many social realities from different aspects, such as power, politics, and even life.
Narrative Analysis:
The narrative of this animated short film tells the story of a timid character who is attending a ritual but tries to escape. However, fellows and the organizer forced it to be poured, mocking and provoking it during the ceremony. As a result, the main character becomes twice as big as the organizer, and his mentality changes from submissive to violent and angry. He crushed the wine glasses that mocked him when he resisted and turned his former organizer into his minion.
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The story setting is a background about consistency. The producer tried to use repetitive rhythms to express this consistency. For example, we can see the wine glass minions' identical steps, determined expressions, and repeated acceptance of wine. However, the protagonist who breaks this consistency only depicts insecure expression and posture, such as shrug, anxious micro-expression, and halting step. This combination of repetition and rule-breaking allows the audience to see that the main character is afraid of being poured and suggests that he might try to resist, while the others readily accept the drink and become the ruler's loyal servant. Therefore, a situation that is "emergent" or that goes against the logic of the story can be seen as a "crisis".
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Going back to the elements of the animated film itself, the color and tone of the film are also very symbolic. The animated movie fills up with a large amount of black, white, gray, and red. The dark and shaded color palate of the film seems to convey a sense of black humor. Dark hues show a gray, cold world, while the color red stands out. Red has a symbolic meaning in the theory of color. Generally speaking, it is a symbol of violence, love, or passion. And red with different grayscale also has various symbolic meanings. For example, shaded red (red mixed with gray or black) tends to be interpreted as violent because it is more like blood color. Based on the depressing background of the whole story, red tends to be "violent" in this setting. "Pour 585" is a cruel and painful world, an unpredictable shade of red that suggests to the audience that ritual violence and brutal coercion are to come.
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In addition to the color symbolism itself, the objects, actions, and settings are also worthy of analysis. From the opening scene, we can see many feet of the wine glass in a close-up look. The movement of the feet is uniform from left to right, like military management, barracks, or troops. The author was trying to add political metaphor to the film. The seemingly gray ink background is the outline abbreviation of wine bottles if we look carefully. We can see the cork but not the bottle and the wine inside. In the context of war, red generally refers to regime, collectivism, and militarism. There is a difference between the bottle and the glass, while the bottle has a lid, but the glass is used to hold the wine. They are only responsible for receiving because of their hollow structure. A corked wine bottle means it can't be filled with new wine, while an empty glass can be infused with ideas and ideologies. More carefully, in the climax of the film, the main character becomes the new ruler and then takes out all the wine from the former ruler's body, which means that the main character is contrary to the ideas of his predecessor. If he wants to survive in a new world, he must accept the new ruler's idea. The team direction at the end and the beginning of the film is the opposite. The author gave a hint that the opinions of the former ruler and the new ruler are not the same.
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From the above analysis, we can see that the story is linear and interlocking. In Barthes Narrative Codes, the author used Proairetic/Action Code to make the story seem coherent and acceptable by giving the audience logical clues. This code represents the author's use of sequential elements during the production of the story to ensure its continuity. Similar to the above use of color, object, and scene reification.
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courtgossip · 3 years ago
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WRR 2: Electric Boogaloo
Mar. 31, 2018
Another week, another rumor roundup!
We here at The Moon have been quite distracted by news of this whole movie night hullabaloo, and for that we apologize. Allow us to make it up to you with three bits of relationship gossip for your entertainment:
The Old Soul and the Ancient Greek were seen canoodling again this week. An informant who happened to be standing near them at the time tells us AG ask OS if he would like to dance, but OS (befuddled) declined.
Another potential relationship update: The Botticelli Beauty (female) and The Egyptian Bodyguard were both in attendance, EB making eyes at BB(f) for the first hour. Seeing our fair lady without a dancing partner, though, EdL (we don't have a nickname for him yet--please send in any suggestions you may have, dear reader) asked her to dance. The two shared three dances before EB politely cut in. He and BB(f) danced off and on together for the rest of the night.
The Minion and The Dancer were seen sitting together and chatting all through the night. One witness said, "They begun their discussion as any two friends would, but as time passed they just got closer and closer. Like, physically. They were also laughing a lot. Daniel is apparently very funny."
Interesting developments all around. Which coupling do you think will make things official first? Cast your votes now!
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themovieblogonline · 11 days ago
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An ensemble of powerful visuals, quality film-making, and meaningful storytelling backed up by accurate cultural details, animated films are a fusion of advanced and traditional cinema. Straight out of your imagination, these animated films have won our hearts and big box office numbers. Let’s take a look. 10.Despicable Me 3 (2017) – $1.035 Billion Slapstick humor and mischievous thrill-packed in another Minions movie. The franchise returned with the heart of the movie, our beloved yellow, big-eyed minions, and the villainous MC, Gru. With his wife Lucy, he is set on another adventure as his brother Dru returns to seek help from his brother to return to the life of villainy. This franchise has always been known for pulling families in the theater so it’s no surprise how successful it became. 9. Toy Story 3 (2010) – $1.067 Billion Toy Story 3 remains one of the most emotionally resonated movies following in the footsteps of other Toy Story films in the franchise. As Andy leaves for college, the “Toys” are left alone, uncertain about their future. It captures mature poignant themes wrapped in its heart-touching storyline and innocent characters. From growing up to saying hard goodbyes, this one not only succeeded commercially but became one of the most critical masterpieces as well. 8. Toy Story 4 (2019) – $1.073 Billion Whenever a franchise produces successful animated films, it is said whether there is a need for a new one. But if the franchise is as great as the Toy Story, then one should expect nothing less. Toy Story 4 not only offered the same emotional depth and magical animation but so much more. With new characters like Forky who portrays the theme of self-worth, it delivered other powerful themes of identity, purpose, and letting go. It also became an audience and critics favorite alike. 7. Minions (2015) – $1.160 Billion Now who wouldn’t want to know how our favorite alien creatures came into being before they found the perfect villain to serve? Their playful journey filled with humor, mischief, and never-ending laugh-out-loud moments made this prequel a global phenomenon. By crossing a billion mark at the box office, they proved that they are one of the most iconic figures in the animated world. 6. Incredibles 2 (2018) – $1.243 Billion After the long-awaited film of this franchise, Incredibles 2 brought back the adorable superhero family that got much love worldwide. The movie not only serves amazing action sequences but also embeds so many dialogues, scenes, and joke references that appeal to adults and children alike. That made it one of the most successful movies that have been released to date. 5. Frozen (2013) – $1.290 Billion The magical icy realm of the Queen of Arendelle, Elsa, and her lively sister Anna made an indelible impact on the entertainment industry that made history. Apart from its commercial and critical acclaim, the film made an emotional connection with the audience. Many of its characters and songs became one of the most memorable parts of cinema. From fan fiction to merchandise, Frozen remains one of the best contemporary princess movies ever made. 4. Frozen II (2019) – $1.450 Billion A hit like Frozen calls for a sequel. After impressing billions of fans worldwide, Frozen II became another global hit. Join the royal princesses embarking on a magical journey to find the source of Elsa’s frosty powers. The film became everyone’s new favorite with a more mature and intense take on the themes. The striking visuals and the sister bond between the main leads were the cherry on top. 3.The Lion King (2019) – $1.662 Billion Now there’s so much debate about the new Lion King movie and whether it was needed or not. One undeniable factor about this movie is that the CGI techniques used were groundbreaking; however, it was criticized that the heavy CGI ruined the emotional depth in this film that can be found in the original. The overall nostalgic magic of the film helped it become one of the highest-grossing releases as it broke records and mounted to become one of the most successful remakes of all time.  2. The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) – $1.363 Billion It makes so much sense why a video game adaptation is on this list. And that too on number 2! Whenever a video game is adapted into a movie, there are great expectations and in case it is an animated film, the expectations are sky high. On that note, this one did not disappoint. The Super Mario Bros. Movie came out to be one of the most amazing adaptations that impressed the world. The best thing about his flick is that it served a fresh yet nostalgic vibe that appealed to children and adults alike. 1. Inside Out 2 (2024) – $1.678 Billion Though the first film in this franchise was spectacular, the second one blew everyone away. Watch Riley, who’s now in her teenage years navigate the emotions existing in her mind. From its most creative conception to heavy psychological themes portrayed outstandingly, Inside Out 2 not only resonated with the 1.6 billion people who spent their money to watch it, but also did wonders for generating high figures for an animated movie. Pixar outdid itself with this one. Achievements like these remind us how advanced and relevant the world of animation in film-making is. Its progressive graphic details and innovative scripts blended in the most genius ways is something every cinephile appreciates in his heart. So hop onto this list right now in case you missed any of these.   Happy Watching!   Read the full article
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