#Natsu x Heine

[pyropsychiccollector]

Erza: (╬ಠ益ಠ) You two are cowards!!! Did mother set you up to this?! thoroughly tied up in Heine's stretchy bands

Juliet: (๑╹ω╹๑ ) Irene-sama doesn't even know where we are anymore. She stopped caring, like, ages ago!

Heine: nod, nod It's just ironic that you're Lady Irene's daughter. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Has nothing to do with why we're here in your puny country.

Erza: Then…WHY? (╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ) struggling to free herself

Juliet: I dunno, it's pretty tough to put into words? (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑) Even if you're Irene-sama's daughter, you'd probably never understand? (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)

Heine: Don't wax philosophical, you ninny. (╬≖_≖) We're just here for the idiot that we couldn't beat before.

Erza: blanches You're here for Mira?! (╬ಠ益ಠ) I'll never let you- gets zapped through Heine's bands

Heine: Did I SAY we were here for the demon slut? (╬≖_≖)

Juliet: Yeah! (๑╹ω╹๑ ) Who cares about that bitch when that studmuffin with the fire and lightning totes curbstomped us? Mama wants to ride that dragon into the sunset~ \(๑╹ω╹๑ )/

Erza: …

Heine: (╬≖‿≖) D-Don't word it so crassly, you twit!! Th-This is just…a rematch. We're professionals. NOT perverts. (╬≖‿≖)

Juliet: Ehhh?! Σ('◉⌓◉’) But weren't you gonna teach him how to use a whip?!

Heine: N-No!? (☉_ ☉) Th-That is the absolute LAST thing I had in mind. (☉_ ☉);;;

Juliet: I saw the erotica you were writing, Luna-chan. You weren't very clever hiding it behind that potted plant. (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)

Heine: S-Silence!!!!! (╬ಠ益ಠ) Like you were any better, plotting to melt my clothes just to humiliate me. (╬ಠ益ಠ)

Juliet: Well, I was gonna melt all our clothes little by little. (๑╹ω╹๑ ) You know I can keep my goo from hurting.

Heine: Th… That is hardly besides the point!! (╬≖‿≖) You're a damned pervert, Juliet. You need remedial lessons in etiquette. (╬≖‿≖)

Juliet: You mean you'll restrain me and that stud will spank my ass bright red? (๑╹ω╹๑ )

Heine: …………….. (╬≖‿≖);;;;;; Apparently I'M not the masochist around here. Why are you OKAY with that?!

Juliet: Cuz I give as much as I take? (๑╹ω╹๑ ) You're the tsundere around here. Pretending like you don't wanna raise a new litter of dragons. (๑╹ω╹๑ )

Heine: S-SILENCE!!!!! (╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)

Erza: … Nakagami Armor. tears through the bands like tissue paper

Heine: (☉_ ☉)

Juliet: Ohhh, fuuuuuuck?! Σ('◉⌓◉’)

Erza: (╬≖‿≖) You idiots signed your death warrants.

Heine: … uses her bands to swing out the window like Spiderman (☉_ ☉)

Juliet: That's cheating, Heine-chan!!! Σ('◉⌓◉’) Gak! gets curbstomped by Nakagami Armor and hogtied by heat-resistant ropes

Erza: Don't you worry. No one escapes justice. (╬≖‿≖)

Juliet: … Should I be concerned I'm a little turned on right now? (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑) I only wish you were Natsuuu…

Erza: You will never be around Natsu ever again, you swine!! (╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)

[ao3feed-nalu]

A king’s harem

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2uHWbbq

by 25NaMi

After the Alvarez arc Natsu became the king of dragons and the emperor of Alvarez. Natsu x Harem. Lot of lemons. I will update as soon as I can! OOC Characters! Crossover girls form DXD and Akame go Kill! NaMi, NaZa, NaUl, NaVia, NaLi, NaLu, NaWen, NaYu, NaUr, NatsuxIrene, NatsuxRias, NatsuxAkeno, NatsuxKagura, NatsuxEsdeath NatsuxCana, NatsuxMilliana, NatsuxMeredy and others more!

Words: 202, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Fairy Tail, Akame ga Kill!, Highschool DxD (Anime)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Characters: Natsu Dragneel, Mirajane Strauss, Erza Scarlet, Ultear Milkovich, Meredy (Fairy Tail), Cana Alberona, Lisanna Strauss, Yukino Aguria, Kagura Mikazuchi, Sayla (Fairy Tail), Brandish Myuu, Dimaria Yesta, Himejima Akeno, Rias Gremory, Esdeath (Akame ga Kill!), Ur (Fairy Tail), Irene Belserion, Millianna (Fairy Tail), Wendy Marvell, Hisui E. Fiore, Flare Corona, Anna Heartfilia, Jenny Realight, Lucy Heartfilia, Sherry Blendy, Chelia Blendy, Akame (Akame ga Kill!), Leone (Akame ga Kill!), Serafall Leviathan, Juvia Lockser, Sona Sitri, Kuroka (Highschool DxD), Himejima Shuri, Najenda (Akame ga Kill!), Laki Olietta, Eclair, Wendy (Edolas), Juvia (Edolas), Mirajane (Edolas), Erza Knightwalker

Relationships: Natsu Dragneel/Mirajane Strauss, Natsu Dragneel/Erza Scarlet, Natsu Dragneel/Ultear Milkovich, Natsu Dragneel/Meredy, Cana Alberona/Natsu Dragneel, Natsu Dragneel/Lisanna Strauss, Yukino Aguria/Natsu Dragneel, Natsu Dragneel/Kagura Mikazuchi, Natsu Dragneel/Sayla, Natsu Dragneel/Brandish Myuu, Natsu Dragneel/Dimaria, Natsu Dragneel/Akeno, Natsu Dragneel/Rias, Natsu Dragneel/Esdeath, Natsu Dragneel/Ur (Fairy Tail), Natsu Dragneel/Irene, Natsu Dragneel/Millianna, Natsu Dragneel/Wendy Marvell, Natsu Dragneel/Hisui E. Fiore, Natsu Dragneel/Flare, Natsu Dragneel/Anna, Natsu Dragneel/Jenny Realight, Natsu Dragneel/Lucy Heartfilia, Natsu Dragneel/Shery, Natsu Dragneel/Akame, Natsu Dragneel/Leone, Natsu Dragneel/Serafall, Natsu Dragneel/Juvia Lockser, Natsu Dragneel/Sona, Natsu Dragneel/Grayfia, Natsu Dragneel/Kuroka, Natsu Dragneel/Shuri, Natsu Dragneel/Layla Heartfilia, Natsu Dragneel/Eclair, Natsu Dragneel/Laki Olietta, Natsu Dragneel/Mary, Natsu Dragneel/Blair, Natsu Dragneel/Najenda, Natsu Dragneel/Xenovia, Natsu Dragneel/Irina, Natsu Dragneel/Reynare, Natsu Dragneel/Shele, Natsu Dragneel/Valeana Gremory, Natsu Dragneel/Edolas Mirajane Strauss, Natsu Dragneel/Wendy (Edolas), Natsu Dragneel/Erza Knightwalker, Natsu Dragneel/edolasLucy, Natsu Dragneel/Rossweisse, Natsu Dragneel/Heine Lunasea, Natsu Dragneel/Juliet Sun

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2uHWbbq

[leioassistoescrevo]

Fairy Tail - Capítulo 17: The Maiden’s Magic

mesmo falando isso até que ele não é mulherengo

gosto que não traduzem nakama

eita que o nível de tensão tá alto aqui

péssima hora, lucy haha

Natsu continua tentando passar pela parede de vento até que...

EU AMO ESSE BIQUINHO DO NATSU HAHA\HADJKBASJJKDBASKJD

- E aí ele sugere algo bem inteligente: usar um espírito estelar pra ser transportado pro outro lado! Mas a Lucy responde que além de ser uma quebra no contrato, não tem como um humano respirar lá. Ah, e o mais interessante: o portão só abre onde o mago está! Isso pode explicar muita coisa nos plots daqui pra frente, por exemplo, se eles tiverem que chegar em tal lugar, não tem como simplesmente mandar um espírito pra longe.

- E AÍ O HAPPY LEMBRA QUE A PRÓPRIA VIRGO PROCUROU ELE E PEDIU PRA ENTREGAR A CHAVE DELA PRA LUCY!! Bem conveniente, hein? Mas a Lucy continua tratando ele como um gato irritante (e é mesmo, haha)

Voltou completamente diferente, provavelmente na forma original dela, mas manteve a roupa de empregada? Ô Hiro! Tá na cara que ela só continuou com essa roupa porque você quis, porque não faz sentido. Mas ok, porque até que combina com essa personalidade de “servir” a(o) mestre.

E esses diálogos... hahah

Essa cenaaahashahsa! É tão simples e tão engraçada!

(emoji da mãozinha dando soco) woohoooooooo

Ok, então próximo capítulo vai ser Natsu x Erigor, mas e os outros?? Ficaram pra trás! Quando alcançarem vão ver o Natsu lutando e passar direto? Vamos ver.

Nota: 9,0

[dammydmh]

Đổ thạch sư

Tác giả: Vị Huyền Cơ Thể loại: dị thế đại lục, thú nhân, điền chủng, xuyên qua thời không dị năng,bá đạo, 1×1, HE Edit: natsu Nhân vật chính: Bạch Tử Thạch x Vincent Karen Garcia

Văn Án

–oOo–

Bạch Tử Thạch từ nhỏ đối với phỉ thúy đã có lực cảm ứng khác thường,

Nhân duyên tế hội, cậu tới một nơi có trình độ khoa học kỹ thuật tương đương địa cầu.

Tinh cầu này không có nữ giới, chỉ có thú nhân có khả năng biến thân cùng á thú nhân không có khả năng biến thân.

Thú nhân bảo vệ gia viên, cũng dựa vào bảo thạch tiến hóa, mà trong đó năng lượng lớn nhất chính là bảo thạch phỉ thúy.

Điều này khiến cho Bác Nhã đại lục sinh ra một loại chức nghiệp tôn quý — đổ thạch sư !

….

Nhân duyên tế hội: nhờ duyên phận mà hội ngộ gì đó

Đổ thạch: đổ là đặt cược, đánh cược; thạch là đá ~> đặt cược vào mấy tảng đá =)) trong một lô một lốc đá thương nhân bán ra, sẽ có khả năng trong 1 tảng đá nào đó có ngọc bích, phỉ thúy …… người ta dựa vào màu sắc, đường vân… để đánh giá xem tảng đá có khả năng chứa phỉ thúy ko, rùi mua, khi tách tảng đá đó ra nếu bên trong có phỉ thúy với chất lượng tốt -> thì đem bán phỉ thúy đi ->chúc mừng bạn đã có 1 khoản $ kha khá, còn nếu tách ra mà bên trong chả có khỉ gì thì -> xin chia buồn hẹn gặp lại lần sau @@~ ân ân, đại khái là như vậy

Review nhà Jen

Cảm nhận:

Truyện k�� về một thanh niên có tài năng về đổ thạch nhưng lại sợ hãi nó. Sau đó, cậu xuyên qua một tinh cầu lấy đổ thạch là sức mạnh. Và cậu đã thành công rực rỡ sau khi vượt qua chướng ngại tâm lý. Trở thành một thiên tài đổ thạch, có một người canh gác hùng mạnh, một đứa con phúc hắc.

“Bạch Tử Thạch nổi giận: “Heinsily Garcia! Tại sao con cởi quần áo của người ta?!” Tiểu Hein có chút không rõ tại sao a cha tức giận, chớp chớp mắt, đáp: “Con thích bạn ấy.” Bạch Tử Thạch ngẩn ra, Hein thấy a cha dường như vẫn không hiểu, nghiêng đầu nghĩ nghĩ rồi giải thích, “A ba thích a cha, không mặc quần áo ân ân a a, con thích bạn ấy, cũng muốn. . .”” Truyện có khá nhiều từ ngữ chuyên môn đổ thạch nhưng bạn edit đã dịch khá mượt nên không cần quá lo lắng. Jen chỉ giới thiệu vậy thôi, vì như một viên ngọc quý giá bị bao bởi lớp mao liệu tầm thường bên ngoài, truyện cần những đổ thạch sư tài năng bóc mở từng lớp một để hiện lên vẻ đẹp rực rỡ của đá quý bên trong.

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Xem bài nguyên mẫu tại : Đổ thạch sư

[pyropsychiccollector]

How do Harem members feel about taking a bath with Natsu? Erza doesn't particularly care and I know that Juvia would rather willingly try to bathe herself, but I would like to know what the other members are like.

Screw my phone refreshing the page….. (人◕ω◕)* Guh. I hate I have to retype all of this. I was on a roll, too.

Look, I'll keep this brief so I don't run into the same glitch. I wouldn't say Erza "doesn't care", it's more she's nonchalant because it's a ritual she and Natsu normalized since they were young. The two of them "like" bathing together, Erza perhaps marginally more than Natsu because it's a precious ritual to her. But Natsu puts up with it even if he doesn't get some people being squeamish about a grown man and woman bathing together. (人◕ω◕)

Note that these are all initial reactions. Married bathtime just blends together after a while, so let's focus on the unique reaction of these ladies~

Yukino is more on the squeamish, flustered side. She doesn't approve of Natsu just barging in and asking if she needs help; she politely requests separate baths, and like a gentleman Natsu listens to her. Of course Yukino privately enjoyed the brief, warm contact between them, and questions whether she's a pervert… But oh well. C'est la vie. (人◕ω◕)

Lisanna in contrast has always been sorta jealous of Erza getting bathtime with Natsu when they were younger. Mira always barred her from such activities. Now that they're grown up, Lisanna finally gets a say, and she's fine with tempered bathing one another. That is to say, scrubbing each other's backs, shoulders, heads, Natsu's chiseled chest… (人◕ω◕);;; She's not quite comfortable with letting him scrub HER chest, but she's fine with stomach and legs. Basically anywhere NOT naughty. Lisanna is very firm about saving the naughty for marriage. (人◕ω◕) Natsu just doesn't get it, but does as he's told to do.

Cana is complicated. When mostly sober, she vetoes shared baths. There's letting guys ogle her, and then there's letting Natsu's hands roam all over her. Very different matters. (人◕ω◕) When drunk she's more loose and inviting. But we're all shameless and regret a lot of things when we're drunk, ne? (人◕ω◕)

Wendy is on the very, very flustered and squeamish side of the spectrum with coed baths. (人◕ω◕) Absolutely doesn't want to bathe with Natsu 'til they're married. She just doesn't understand WHY Erza and Natsu have that ritual… Erza insists Wendy will get over her silly jitters, but Natsu listens to Wendy's preferences… Even if he doesn't get what the big deal with coed baths are. (人◕ω◕) Mating season is an exception, but mating season is like Vegas. (人◕ω◕)

Chelia is just like Wendy and insisted on separate baths 'til they're married. She knows sharing baths is a form of L O V E~ … But she's just not ready for that. And kindly asks perverts to remove such vulgar images from their minds. (人◕ω◕)*** Mating season is an exception. But what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. (人◕ω◕)

On the hornier end of the spectrum we have Sayla, who bathes with Natsu from the get-go. There's no ifs, ands, or buts. (人◕ω◕);;; A ton of cleaning gets done… Very thorough stuff… But, uh… Their baths are outlandishly long. (人◕ω◕);;;;;;;

Virgo is a similar case. But unlike Sayla she's more professional about ensuring her Master is sufficiently clean first, and then getting to the fun stuff… Well. After Natsu-sama insists she gets clean in kind. (人◕ω◕) Then it's the ideal time to crawl into Natsu-sama's lap and beg for pyro-fueled spankings. Natsu's very confused about Virgo's preferences, but he's not one to deny ladies in need. (人◕ω◕) Her requests to "service" him also baffled him… But feels quite good whenever he lets her do it. Helps him take a load out…er…off. (人◕ω◕);;;

Kagura-chan is very disciplined and strict. NO shared bathtimes together. She does her best to protect all the ladies from this shameless dragon, but there are some that slip by her… And. Well. She can't say no to Erza-nee. (人◕ω◕) Mind you, Kagura changes her tune after marriage. But that's as natural as night to day. (人◕ω◕)

Meredy… Suffice to say, she's smack dab in the middle of that spectrum. (人◕ω◕) She's flustered when Natsu initially barges in and asks if she needs help bathing, but is easily won over by how well hung he is. (人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕) She was raised by Ultear, what did you expect? Bathing with Natsu becomes one of her favorite activities, even if it takes a few times. (人◕ω◕)

Brandish is nonchalant about Natsu's brazen behavior. Letting him clean her results in the least amount of exertion, which is juuust fine with her. (人◕ω◕) He's also very warm and stronk. Brandish is just dandy with this arrangement. (人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)

Juvia… She is perhaps the most conflicted. On the one hand, shared baths should be for marriage. (人◕ω◕) On the other… Vixens are already tempting Natsu-sama with their womanly wiles, and sharing a bath is initially too much at first (she runs away)… But after a few prompts from Natsu since she never gives a clear answer, Juvia gains the courage Meredy easily got and the temperance Lisanna has to keep Natsu-sama from getting perverted. (人◕ω◕) Juvia is a wholesome, supportive, LOVING girlfriend~

Sorano is just like Sayla. They're bathing together out of the gate. (人◕ω◕) You shouldn't be surprised. Sorano's a dirty birdy, and she'll win her dragon over to the dark…er…lustful side. (人◕ω◕) Baths with Natsu are heavenly. Befitting an angel such as herself. (人◕ω◕)/

Ultear bathes with Natsu from the get-go. (人◕ω◕) She's not as whiny or needy as Sorano, she's more sultry and MATURE than that. But she likes Erza's setup and makes it her own. (人◕ω◕) Of course Natsu eagerly helps a REAL woman with getting clean~ She's still exasperated with the Zalty references, but whatever. Natsu knows what he wants, and Ultear says that makes him a good dragon. (人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)

Mira… sigh Let's be real, Mira's another complicated one. (人◕ω◕) She's a model who's used to flaunting her goods, but baths are SUPPOSED to be private… She's formal like that. However, as embarrassed as she is at first, she sees Erza and Ultear and all these others okay with shared baths… And eventually Mira summons her courage to take what she wants. She becomes tempered and controlling like Ultear, and Natsu learns to roll with her whims. … Even if he turns the tables quite easily. (人◕ω◕)

Bonus: Heine and Juliet.

Assuming they're granted proper human forms, these girls have roughly the attitude of Virgo. Albeit they're far less masochistic. (人◕ω◕) Juliet is more teasing and full of energy. Heine is exasperated and doesn't like to be troubled with pervy things (kinda like Brandish), but she's dutiful and the two of them WILL keep Natsu-sama clean. (人◕ω◕) And then as payment he'll make THEM feel amazing. (人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)

[pyropsychiccollector]

Sayla: ≖‿≖* Is this supposed to be some kind of joke? You two are swords. Not people.

Heine: Coming from a book, that's rich. ≖‿≖*

Juliet: (๑╹ω╹๑ ) And at least we're PEOPLE. You're a dirty, stinky demon.

Sayla: Coming from the walking loli jailbait trash, I'll refrain from laughing. (╬ಠ益ಠ) END-sama doesn't need little brats like you. Better crawl back to that fossil who made you. ≖‿≖

Heine: (╬≖_≖) Juliet's face notwithstanding, the rest of our bodies are VERY mature. crosses arms under chest emphatically

Juliet: What about my adorable, gorgeous face?! ٩(๑ `н´๑)۶

Sayla: ≖‿≖ Keep coping, brats. Fact is you're probably a couple years old at best. END-sama has no business cradle-robbing when he has his eternally loyal Etherious wife dedicated to him. ≖‿≖

Heine: Pffffffft. Why would he want a hag that's been around for centuries? ≖‿≖ Biologically we are 21. The ideal youthful age~

Juliet: Ne, ne. (๑╹ω╹๑ ) And we're not servants! Natsu doesn't like enslaving women. We're more like sexy sidekicks~ (๑╹ω╹๑ )(๑╹ω╹๑ )(๑╹ω╹๑ )

Heine: jabs elbow into Juliet's side PARTNERS. ≖‿≖* The only partners he'll ever need. But of course Natsu is magnanimous and keeps a bunch of floozies around out of the good of his heart. ≖‿≖*

Sayla: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You poor deluded babies. I said I was his wife. Just because I'm as faithful as a maid doesn't mean I'm below his station. We're equals. You two are just tools. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Heine: Better a tool than a useless dusty tome~

Sayla: Excuse you, I'm a living, breathing Kamasutra. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What's END-sama even supposed to do with two rusty swords?

Juliet: (๑╹ω╹๑ ) Well. We're more like sheaths? You know, when he sticks his-

Heine: (╬ಠ益ಠ) clamps a hand over Juliet's mouth S-SILENCE, PEST!!!

Sayla: (╬≖‿≖) uses her Macro to force them into a lewd position with one another and lock them in the closet If you're going to be depraved sluts, you can do each other and listen to me and END-sama rearrange the house together. Making such sweet music. (╬≖‿≖)

Juliet: (☉_ ☉)

Heine: How the hell did we forget she could do this?! (⊙▂⊙✖ )

Juliet: Stupid evil succubus… (๑ `н´๑)

[pyropsychiccollector]

Heine: Lady Irene's spawn has some nerve, limiting the quests you can take. (╬≖_≖)

Natsu: Who, Erza? Nah! She's awesome. (❋•‿•❋)

Juliet: What, stopping you from ever taking the jobs on the board downstairs? (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑) Seems pretty bitchy to me.

Natsu: Those are the jobs anyone can do. And those are usually lame - more like chores and runnin' errands. (❋•‿•❋) Instead Erza gave me the S-Class diet~ Which means I can kick ass and not hold back! :D

Juliet: Ch-CHORES?! (☉_ ☉)

Heine: (☉_ ☉) Is it any wonder Ishgar is so pitiful? You don't have a system arranged for soldiers to handle the daily rabble?! Mages should only have to deal with the battle-intensive or supernatural affairs. (☉_ ☉)

Natsu: … I don't have any idea what you just said, but it sounds like you're putting us down again. Even though we kicked your butts. (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)

Heine: W-Well, yes, but…! strangled noises (☉_ ☉)

Juliet: Bah, who cares, Heine-chan?! We dodged a bullet! 〔´∇｀〕Natsu-sama isn't gonna pussy out or atrophy or whatever! (๑╹ω╹๑ )

Heine: You're always too nonchalant about the bigger picture! (╬ಠ益ಠ) huffs I guess it's fine if Natsu-sama gets the most important missions… But this damn country's infrastructure is a mess. (╬ಠ益ಠ)

Natsu: Meh! The Council never likes us much anyway. (๑╹ω╹๑ ) I think I'm responsible for over half the complaints those pricks file against Fairy Tail. Yeah, I'm awesome~ (๑╹ω╹๑ )(๑╹ω╹๑ )(๑╹ω╹๑ )

Heine: … ≖‿≖ Only half? We should bump those numbers up. Perhaps redecorate the Council chambers. … Or better yet arrange happy little accidents to get a new one that treats mages RIGHT. ≖‿≖***

Juliet: Why bother with those clowns? If we get the most kickass missions, leave the rest of the dirty peasants to become laughably weak. (๑╹ω╹๑ )

Heine: It's the PRINCIPLE, you fool. ≖‿≖*** If Natsu-sama is left undefended in a country of weaklings, we'll have to relocate him to Alikitasia. Or we can restructure this worthless country ourselves. ≖‿≖

Natsu: Uhhh. Erza said I'm not allowed to mess with the Council. She said the current one's probably gonna be the best we get, ever. (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)

Heine: And what the Princess says is law, is it? (╬≖_≖)

Juliet: (๑ н´๑) I mean... She kinda IS? She kicked out asses? (๑н´๑)

Heine: A minor setback! (╯°□°）╯We're the bosses. … Well, Natsu-sama is. So-

Natsu: And I say we're gonna listen to Erza cuz she knows best! … Most of the time. (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑) If it was the other way around, I'd riot, sure. But I'm not gonna piss her off when she's minimizing damage or whatever. (✿◠‿◠) She gets less paperwork. I get kickass adventures~ (✿◠‿◠)(✿◠‿◠)(✿◠‿◠)

Juliet: (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑) That does seem like the best of both worlds, Heine-chan. You remember when Lady Irene made us do all the paperwork.

Heine: I'd rather forget those dark times ever existed, yes. ಠಿಠ huffs exasperatedly (╬≖≖) Fine. No revolutions until Natsu-sama says so. grumbles

Natsu: pets her on the head, making her mewl It's kinda cool you guys wanna do whatever I say. (✿◠‿◠) I'm always the muscle so hardly anyone follows my orders. Happy always wants a fish~ (✿◠‿◠)

Juliet: Most people are idiots! (๑╹ω╹๑ ) Only power should matter, and you're a big, stronk dragon of mass destruction~ (๑╹ω╹๑ )/

Heine: … still getting head pets… and not resisting

Juliet: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Natsu-sama found your mute button, Heine-chan~ Good to know. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'll give you all the pets.

Heine: You touch me, you die, twit! (╬ಠ益ಠ) Natsu-sama:s pets are… special. I just can't let him stop!! Σ('◉⌓◉’)

Juliet: (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑) Well, when Irene-sama did it, we were scared for our lives… Σ('◉⌓◉’) No fair, Natsu-sama, I want pets, too!!!

Natsu: Uh.

Heine: uses bands to yank Natsu closer to her, glaring down Juliet You stop petting, you suffer. (╬ಠ益ಠ)

Natsu: …

Juliet: stubbornly squeezes between Heine and Natsu, splattering hot goo everywhere to get her way (๑ `н´๑)

Natsu: But the jobbb! Σ('◉⌓◉’)

Heine: Your new job is NEVER STOP PETTING!!! (╬ಠ益ಠ) uses bands to electrocute Juliet in retribution for melting bits of her clothes

Juliet: (๑ н´๑) *melting all their clothes* Go fuck her, Natsu-sama!!! I'll hold her down. (๑н´๑)

Heine: No, fuck her!!! (╬ಠ益ಠ) using bands to restrain Juliet's wrists and ankles

Natsu: … This just looks like somethin' out of Erza's books. (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)

Heine: Wh-WHAT?! WHAT PERVERTED SHLOP DID SHE EXPOSE YOU TO?! (╬ಠ益ಠ)

Juliet: I knew Lady Irene's brat would be a kinky freak! Σ('◉⌓◉’)