#Named her Chelsie

[rationales]

Chelsie Baham wins BB26 7-0, making history as the first unanimous female winner, the second black female winner, the third black winner, and the first black winner to play a perfect game!

[sexologii]

Tucker know he crazy 😭

[fetchphillips]

Rubina: Have there been other Chelsies?

Chelsie: Yeah but they're usually spelled different

Rubina: I meant on the show

Chelsie: Oh... I don't think so

[the-empress-7]

Fb2b didnt post it on instagram, it was on her substack newsletter.

Basically said H doesn’t have a racist, sexist bone, that she doesn’t believe what Sophie is saying, that she is just trying to pin her failures on the Sussexes. That she (Sophie) is acting like Meghan.

The man who called his sister in law limpet isn't a misogynist? The man who used and discarded women like trash after his one night stands isn't a misogynist? The man who was known to push girls into pools and low key SA them in the name of fun isn't a misogynist? The man who partied and did cocaine with strippers in Vegas isn't a misogynist? The man who was too cheap to pay for his long term girlfriend's airfare to his own friend's wedding isn't a misogynist? The man who believed his own grandmother was a colonizing empire builder isn't a misogynist?

The man who said Chelsy was cool because even though she was Zimbabwean at least she wasn't black isn't a racist? The man who wore a n*zi costume isn't a racist? The man who called his army mates p*kis isn't a racist? The man who told a radio host "oh you don't sound black" isn't a racist? The man who even after leaving the BRF only hires white people isn't a racist?

Cool. Cool. Cool.

Meghan and Sophie's situations are nothing like. Meghan had zero receipts. Sophie's biggest receipt is Harry's entire existence.

[theroyalsandi]

I just found out that my girl, Chelsy, has already had 2 children 🥹🥹 I'm so happy for my girl 🥰🥰

Everyone, look at my girl and her family, aren't they beautiful? ☺️☺️

Update: Her babies name are Leo and Chloe 😍😍

[barbielore]

I've mentioned before how, with the Barbie line now spanning 65 years, names have been reused for different characters - off the top of my head, the Barbie line contains both a Stacey and a Stacie, a Chelsie and a Chelsea, two different Ryans, either two or three different Nikkis depending on how you interpret the canon.

There are also two different Whitneys, which is the one on which I would like to focus today - mostly because I wouldn't have thought of Whitney as a popular enough name to see a duplication, and especially not a duplication so close together.

Whitney, friend of Barbie, first appeared in 1986 as Jewel Secrets Whitney.

I find this release so elegant for a playline doll; I actually love it. It also happened to come with a "24 page Whitney storybook" telling the story of how she keeps the secret that she is going to give Barbie an award for Most Glamourous Woman of the Year.

She appeared again as Nurse Whitney and Perfume Pretty Whitney in 1987, and Style Magic Whitney in 1988. That was the end of her appearances in the doll line in the US - but she made one final appearance in a European-exclusive in 1991.

But only three short years later, a new Whitney appeared.

This Whitney was much younger, being a friend of Barbie's athletic tweenage sister Stacie rather than a peer of Barbie herself. Although sometimes depicted with brown hair, this Whitney was more commonly redheaded, and frequently depicted with glasses.

Making her one of only a small handful of named, regular glasses-wearing characters in the doll line.

There's nothing particularly funny or untoward about a second Whitney, but given the short span between the releases, I do have to wonder... why didn't they just give young Whitney a different name?

[bklynmusicnerd]

Listen, there was a version of this season where Makensy comped her ass off in the name of dull ass Matt instead of villainous church girl Chelsie.

So, as meh as things might seem now, they could have been so much worse.

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Getting Blood from a Turnip

There was never a $100 million dollar Netflix deal. There was never a $20 million dollar Spotify deal.

Sparry said "it's not about the money." Sparry's brother (Wills) donated the full amount of his settlement.

We'll know the full anount of the (allegedly small) settlement when:

The Meghans pay 50% to the US government in taxes

Sparry financially compensates Chelsy Davy for dragging her name through the mud

The Meghans SHOW UP with a GIANT Check from their personal coffers (not archeFRAUD) made payable to the LA disaster relief.

Poor thing is a real basket case:

[fundiepredictions]

My 2025 predictions

Duggars

Anna - she won't be seen for the whole year

Jana&Stephen - announce #1, a boy

John&Abbie - announce #3, a boy

Jill&Derick - announce #4*, a girl

Jessa&Ben - announce #6, a girl

Jinger&Jeremy - baby girl

Joseph&Kendra - #5 will appear very suddenly, a girl

Josiah&Lauren - #4 will appear, a boy

Joy&Austin - will buy their farm

Jedidiah&Katey - disappear from SM after the twins arrival

Jeremiah&Hannah - baby girl

Jason&Maddie - announce #1, a boy

James - announces relationship

Justin&Claire - announce #1, a boy

Jackson - announces nothing

Johannah - announces relationship

Jennifer - announces nothing

Bates

Zach&Whitney - keep going like they are

Michaella&Brandon - move to a new house

Chad&Erin - move to Erins grandparents

Lawson&Tiffany - announce #2, a boy

Nathan&Esther - living their best lives

Alyssa&John - announce #6, a girl

Tori&Bobby - announce #6, a boy

Trace&Lydia - baby boy

Carlin&Evan - announce #3, a boy

Josie&Kelton - move to a new house

Katie&Travis - Travis will get his own tour

Jackson&Emerson - announce #1, a boy

Warden - announces nothing

Isaiah - announces relationship

Addellee - announces relationship

Ellie - announces relationship

Rodrigues

Jill&David - will get into a depresion with Timothy&Heidi not allowing her near their child and everything going on with Phillip, the grandbaby's from Nurie and Kaylee will keep her going

Nurie&Nathan - announce #4, a boy

Timothy&Heidi - announce #1 all by them self, Jill never announces it, it's a girl

Kaylee&Jonathan - announce #2, a girl

Renee - announces relationship

Phillip - cuts ties with Jill

Samuel - stays single

Gabriel - goes to college

Tessie - announces relationship

Wissmann

Rachel&Alan - nothing new, Rachel won't be active on SM

Ruth&Ryan - announce miracle #6, a girl

Josiah&Abi - nothing

Bethany&Dan - announce #6, a girl

Andrew&Kori - nothing

Elizabeth - get's engaged and married

Matthias&Michelle - announce #4, a boy

Stephen&Jana - announce #1, a boy

Hannah&Jeremiah -baby girl

Susanna&Drew - announce #2, a girl

Alathia - stays with medic corps

Nathanael&Katrina - announce #2, a boy

Charissa - get's her own IG nothing happens

Bontrager

Chelsy&John - goes back to normal life with four boys now

Mitchell&Bryn - nothing

Allison&Jeremiah - announce #4, a boy

Elizabeth - announces relationship

Hudson - announces relationship

Rebecca - get's her own IG

Maxwell

Nathan&Melanie - nothing new

Christopher&Anna - surprise us all with another baby, a boy

Sarah&Kory - Sarah goes big with her photografy

Joseph&Elissa - nothing new

John&Chelsy - goes back to normal life with four boys now

Anna - get's into a relationship

Jesse&Anna - have #2, a boy

Mary&Samuel - announce #1, a girl

Keller

Esther&John - nothing new

Enoch - goes to the US, finds a girl, marries it and takes it back to africa

Alatheia - goes to the US, finds a husband, her family won't be on her wedding

Timothy - nothing

Nehemiah - goes to the US, meets his cousin with the same name

Priscilla&David - nothing

Anna - she won't be seen for the whole year

Nathan&Nurie - announce #4, a boy

David&Hannah - announce #3, a boy

[rodspace]

Leah on the feeds calling Tucker Mr. Derogatory Terms and Chelsie backing her up talking about how she protected his character and his name only further confirming what’s being said about everyone’s favorite “Unproblematic” white man if you asked me.

[charlixcxashtray]

chelsie on feeds saying she wants to name her future daughter "ocean rose"

[thewingedwolf]

power seems to be stressing angela the fuck out i’m worried about her

matt never stops talking my god

mj is losing her mind already

despite having no power, cedric and chelsie have managed to get into alliances that may protect them this week

quinn and joseph seem very well insulated

everyone’s being careful about naming alliances for now

kenney might catch a stray this week

[blanketingg]

the thing with leah is i too would devolve into a childish mess if basically every single other person i was stuck with was villianizing me to a degree way out of proportion from my actual sins in the game (which is why i could never go on this show) but the longer you isolate the longer you allow chelsie to control the narrative against you (same as what happened when t’kimo hid for a day after the cedric flip). only way to change that is to talk to people you may feel some type of way about right now. i also think it’s a bit fruitless to try to go at chelsie through mj while chelsie still holds the power and influence in the house (despite mj being her longest, personally second strongest connection). it may seem counter-intuitive but i think she needs to start from the outside in with rubina and kimo and along with quinn try to have earnest conversations with them (no yapping in circles! leah! leah! no yapping!) about the extent to which chelsie tarnished her name. then work her way back to the chelsie loyalists once she’s let the gossip and retells cook a bit and see if an anti-chelsie sentiment is easier to get off the ground.

[anonymoushouseplantfan]

She does SEO with every freaking royals and even Chelsy Davy. It’s impossible to search Charlotte Casiraghi for example without being flooded by images of megs. It’s so fucking annoying.

Yep, even Tamara Falco gets Meghan content attached to her, which probably drives her wild because she’s using the same strategy to associate her name to Diana and Kate but she mostly gets Meghan. That’s how it works.

[sirithesilly]

WAIT A MINUTE

There HAS to be some connection between stumbler and rabbit harley because of what was shown in that video. There is no way there’s no connection.

Here are some scenarios i just brainstormed:

-stumbler wasnt actually talking about chelsie and instead was talking about harley, but there was some kind of mix-up when he attempted to ask one of them out (this is a bit of a weird one admittedly but its a thought)

-harley was manifested somehow by that name mix-up (also weird but eh)

-harley could have been a scrapped character concept as sort of a beta stumbler

-the more i guess “stereotypical” route of harley mullins’ soul being manifested in-game due to her anger of being portrayed as stumbler

these are just some random ideas i just got after explaining everything to my dad so once i do more investigating ill definitely rework my theories

[thefundiemuseum]

2024 Q4 Fundie Happenings

Here's what's been going on in fundieland in the last 3 months.

Duggar Family

Jason + Maddie (Jones) get married on October 3. They set a new record for shortest engagement at just 40 days.

Jinger + Jeremy announce that they are expecting Baby #3 in March.

Jeremiah + Hannah announce that they are expecting Baby #3, a girl, in the spring.

Anna (Keller) Duggar is photographed, leading some folks to speculate about her weight gain. (Y'all. Not every woman who gains weight is pregnant. Especially not one whose husband is in prison.)

Jedidah + Katey are due to welcome their twin daughters any day now. It would be kind of neat if they came the day I'm posting this (Dec 30), as that is also Jed and Jer's birthday.

Bates Family

Katie + Travis bring home baby Harvey Gray. Harvey was born on September 29 and had some health issues that required him to be hospitalized for several days.

Nathan + Esther welcome babe Graham Alan, born October 4.

Trace + Lydia announce they are expecting Baby #2, a rainbow baby following their loss early in 2024.

Rodrigues Family

Jill Rodrigues posts the "official courtship photos" of Samuel + Brianne, which were taken at Tim's wedding the month before.

Just after Christmas, all photos of Samuel + Brianne disappear, leading to speculation that the pair has called it off.

Other Fundie Families

John + Chelsy (Bontrager) Maxwell welcome Baby #4, Weston Joe. Weston comes after a 3+ year gap between babies, following Maddie Sue's premature birth and Chelsy's health issues. I'm kind of impressed they waited that long to have another--here's hoping both Chelsy and Weston stay in good health.

Cleve + Lise Morton welcome Baby #7, Thomas Ezekiel.

Sam + Alyssa (Campana) Morton are expecting Baby #7. This appears to be the longest gap in between pregnancies so far.

According FJ, Loren Wissmann has said they are expecting 4 grandkids right now. We know about Jer + Hannah, but the rest are unknown. (My guess is Jana, Katrina, and Michelle.)

Elizabeth Wissmann is in a relationship with a man named Zane Buhr.

Speculation abounds around the Anderson family, from reports that Steve was committed to the psych ward back in October to reports from the adult children about the abuse they endured at home.

What all did I miss?