#Naja N

[quidcrusheu]

Naja and Jan Nklas from Bonn are super nice people and the cutest. If you are single let us know that we love you.

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[official-sparort]

Ab Montag gibt's bei Lidl den Parkside Akku-Bohrschrauber 20 V Typ "PBSA 20-Li A1" für 29,99 €

[whore-tm]

mir fällt gerade auf das wenn ich so auf deutsch schreibe (instantly throwing up) ich sehr offensichtlich die selben Fehler mache wie immer in deutsch weil die Grammatik von meinem Dialekt halt so gar nicht das ist was Hochdeutsch möchte

Also wenn man auf social media (tumblr) korrekt deutsch schreibt eig auch bisschen red flag lol also alles gut SJFSKFHSKFHSKFHS

[ynwa-chiesa]

ich dachte es steht für coyote oder so 😰 und dass das ein anderer spitzname ist 😰😰😰😰

WAS? ES IST TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR 😭😭😭😭 UND DA IST EIN SCHEISS HAHN AUFM BALL 😭 AUF DEM LOGO 😭😭

[daughterofhecata]

Die einzigen Vorteile daran, dass mein Auto gestorben ist und ich mir ein neues suchen muss(te), sind, dass ich damit 1) das Ortskürzel meines Geburtsorts auf dem Kennzeichen loswerde und 2) mir ein DDF-basiertes Kennzeichen zulegen kann.

[olgalenski]

Anneke Kim Sarnau in Das war dann mal weg

[individualkarpal]

Ok also ich bin in der Verarbeitung der ersten 4,5 Monate dieses JK- Jahres und hab mal gesammelt was da alles bereits passiert ist. (Notiz an mich selbst: Such dir n scheiss Hobby ey! 😄).

Die Liste ist ganz klar lückenhaft/ nicht unbedingt zeitlich linear und auch ganz bestimmt nicht vollständig- Ergänzungen? Haut rein!

Es ist der schlichte Versuch, mich zu sammeln, für weitere „Eskapaden“ (—> Go for it!) zu wappnen und dabei nichts zu vergessen… Die Fülle an Content und Material die die Zwei uns gerade liefern übersteigt meine kognitive Merk- Leistung jedoch um Längen😄. Und meine Fähigkeit zur Rationalität hat sich mit Pauken& Trompeten (oder einer Mariachi- Band) in die ewigen Jagdgründe verabschiedet.

Also viel Vergnügen bei diesem… naja, was auch immer das sein soll…;)!

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Also erstmal fange ich an mit Aussagen die EXAKT so gefallen sind:

J: „Wenn wir das nächste Mal ausgehen kannst du die dann auch anziehen?“

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J: „Das fühlt sich an wie ein Fiebertraum…. Hier ist mein Freund und Kollege, ich darf in Klausi nennen, hier ist Klaas Heufer- Umlauf!“

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J: „Oh Gott ich liebe dich!“

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K: „Also sexy kannste ja ne…“ (leider OffCam bei WSMDS nach dem Tanzen zu Makeba-Jain)

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J zu Wildcard: „Wen von uns würdest du verheiraten?“

K: „Ich würd mich noch umziehen auch.“

Wildcard zu K.: „Ich hätte dich zu Joko gesteckt….“

K:“ … Es würde in 90% der gängigen Lebenssituationen an unserem Verhältnis nichts ändern.“

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J: „Ich bins, your worst Nightmare“

J: „Wie weiche Haut du hier hast!“ (#vielZuLangesNackenstreicheln)

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J: „… Du weisst, ich bin so gern in deiner Sendung!“ (legt seine Hände auf Klaas Oberschenkel ab).

K: „Du hast ganz warme Hände…“ (Legt den Arm um Joko und zieht ihn näher zu sich).

„….“ (Bringen ihre Köpfe zueinander, schliessen ihre Augen).

J: „… Du lädst mich viel zu selten ein… lad mich öfter ein….“

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K: „Wir haben eine Sache zu verkünden…“

J: „Wir heiraten und ihr seid alle eingeladen“ - „

K: „Genau!“

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Steven zu K: „Du machst heute alles so sexy. (Lacht).

J: „Klaas IST sexy!“

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J: „Und auf dem letzten (Foto) küssen wir uns.“

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K: „… diese Art unsere Sendung zu gucken finde ich sehr gut weil ich nicht genau weiss was als nächstes passiert.“

J: „Bring mich nicht auf Gedanken….“

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J: „… ich soll jetzt hier dein perfides Spiel spielen und du willst mich eigentlich einf nur in nem sexy Pyjama sehen? Ist es das was du willst?“

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J: „Schatz? Klaas, kannst du bitte kurz mit mir reden?“

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J zu Sophie: „Er ist der grösste Schatz von allen- mein grösster Schatz!“

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J: „Weisst du was wir machen? Ich steck mir den Stift in Po.“

K: „In Po?“

J: „Ich kriegs nicht hin. Der hält nicht Klaas.“

K: „Wie der hält nicht? Na komm her, das mach ich jetzt mal…“

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„K: „Küsst du mich jetzt auch?“

J: „… Wir fahren jetzt in die Flitterwochen, tschau!“

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Und dann all diese „Dinge“:

- Gefühlte 220983 Umarmungen bei WSMDS

- Gefühlte 220983 Herzchen- Augen- Momente

- Wie die zwei Arm in Arm reinkommen nach der letzten WSMDS- Folge

- J. bringt K. Herzchen-Kaffee, Spiegeleier und streichelt ihm über den Kopf beim Frühstück #24hJK

- J. wäscht K. Haare

- J. richtet K. Frisur bei JKP7

- DER 3. KUSS!!! (#Ringgate)

- LNB- BestOf mit Joko im Bett durch Berlin?!?

Und die Insta- Posts:

- Klaas im Igel- Shirt

- J: „Neue Folge WSMDS- mit meinem Gatten @damitdasklaasturbo“

- K: „This could be us but you‘re playing“ (Repost J. mit Herz bei Klaas‘ Profilfoto)

—> Ok, das ist jetzt etwas mehr eskaliert als geplant… 🫣…

Und zum Abschluss:

WIR KRIEGEN NOCH DIESES JAHR NE NEUE JK- SHOW!!!😍🥰🥳

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[loudrats]

Loud Rats Book Club 2023

This year the rats became literate!

We suggested a number of books each month and then voted on one to read (somehow Fish managed to read all 12 of them… wild!). The ones in red are the winners, but there are some other really good books in there.

Hopefully you can find your next favourite read below! :)

January

Piranesi by Susanna Clarke

The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho

Hangsaman by Shirley Jackson

The Butchering Art by Lindsay Fitzharris

Earthlings by Sayaka Murata

Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead by Olga Tokarczuk

Why Fish Don't Exist by Lulu Miller

The Death of Ivan Ilyich by Tolstoy

Fledgling by Octavia Butler

Pirates and Prejudice by Kara Louise

If Beale Street Could Talk by James Baldwin

February

Adua by Igiaba Scego

The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K Le Guin

Detransition, Baby by Torrey Peters

The Passion by Jeanette Winterson

Upright Women Wanted by Sarah Gailey

March

Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy

The Humans by Matt Haig

Cane by Jean Toomer

Book of Disquiet by Fernando Pessoa

The Memory Police by Yōko Ogawa

The Fifth Season by N. K. Jemisin (#1 Broken Earth Trilogy)

Young Mungo by Douglas Stewart

April

Hamnet by Maggie O’Farrel

Dubliners by James Joyce

The Tiger's Wife by Téa Obreht

My Cousin Rachel by Daphne du Maurier

On Earth We're Briefly Gorgeous by Ocean Vuong

Entangled Life by Merlin Sheldrake

May

Mary: An Awakening of Terror by Nat Cassidy

No Country for Old Men by Cormac McCarthy

Our Wives Under the Sea by Julia Armfield

Where You Come From by Saša Stanišić

Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë

Gwen and Art Are Not in Love by Lex Croucher

June

Death in Her Hands by Ottessa Moshfegh

Our Hideous Progeny by C. E. McGill

Swimming in the dark by Tomasz Jędrowski

Girls like Girls by Hayley Kiyoko

Diary of a Wimpy Kid 17 by Jeff Kinney

Zami: A New Spelling of my Name by Audre Lorde

Lesser Known Monsters of the 21st Century by Kim Fu

The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet by Becky Chambers

July

Kid Youtuber 9: Everything is Fine by Marcus Emerson, Noah Child

Bored Gay Werewolf by Tony Santorella

Hit Parade Of Tears by Izumi Suzuki

When Death Takes Something from You Give It Back: Carl's Book by Naja Marie Aidt

Pandora's Jar by Natalie Haynes

The Decagon House Murders by Yukito Ayatsuji

The Summer Book by Tove Jansson

Mapping the Interior by Stephan Graham Jones

August

Camp Damascus by Chuck Tingle

Small Game by Blair Braverman

Free: Coming of Age at the End of History by Lea Ypi

September

Hag-Seed by Margaret Atwood

The Employees: A workplace novel of the 22nd century by Olga Ravn

Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk

October

Linghun by Ai Jiang

Eyes Guts Throat Bones by Moira Fowley-Doyle

The City of Dreaming Books by Walter Moers

The Half Life of Valery K by Natasha Pulley

Catch the Rabbit by Lana Bastašić

Kindred by Octavia Butler

November

Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut

Life For Sale by Yukio Mishima

We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson

Liberation Day by George Saunders

Ripe by Sarah Rose Etter

Eugene Onegin by Alexander Pushkin

Giovanni’s Room by James Baldwin

December

Arsène Lupin versus Herlock Sholmes by Maurice Leblanc

The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien

Minor Detail by Adania Shibli

Prophet Song by Paul Lynch

Migrations by Charlotte McConaghy

[starcrossedxwriter]

Unbreakable Part 1 (Erik Killmonger x OC)

A/N: here is the summary for our new story! Enjoyyyyyy!

Warnings: This is an AU with bits of the movie and the comics mixed together

“Fuck! J-Just like that.” Naja screwed her face up in one that gave the impression of a woman lost in the throes of pleasure, internally rolling her eyes at the haphazard thrusts of the man on top of her. 

In fact, she was merely counting down the minutes until he came and would leave. She supposed the time was good to clear her mind and reminisce.

There was that guy from London, her brain immediately recalled.

He was her favorite one-night stand to think about when she needed an extra boost to get off. Now, that man was gorgeous and he fucked like a God. She actually felt a tinge of guilt when, after he made her cum for hours, she returned the favor by torturing him for hours… and not in a pleasurable way. To his credit, he lasted a long time, which earned her respect. 

I hope he is doing ok, she thought to herself. Well, she knew he wasn’t. But had he just given up his supplier of stolen vibranium faster, he’d likely be doing better. 

“You like that??” He demanded as he fucked into her like a jack rabbit. No finesse, no skill, no care. He did not even ensure her needs were met. 

That’s ok, she decided. If his fucking was any indication of his skills in other activities, he was actually doing her and her pussy a favor. 

“Yes, I love it!” She called out, cringing at her own voice. She faked her orgasm to finish the ordeal faster. 

Anytime now, Bast, she called out to the god above. This was getting irksome. 

It seemed Bast heard her calls and blessed her, the man finally cumming and filling her. She silently thanked Wakanda for the painless, side effect free birth control that would last her five years. 

He rolled off of her, his chest heaving slightly while Naja was wholly unruffled aside from a thin layer of sweat. 

“That was… something,” she offered with a fake smile, a content and pompous smile he did not deserve forming on his lips. 

The male ego, she shook her head as she slid out of bed and threw a robe on. After returning from the bathroom, she was surprised to find him still lounging in her bed. Most of her night time companions knew the rules… no one stayed the night. But this one, Kofi…

No, this is Kwame, she thought to herself. 

No… Kwame actually knows how to fuck you. Or at least, attempts to make you cum even if he doesn’t succeed. Kwame gets an A for effort. Is there a grade lower than F we can give this one? Maybe it’s Amari? She tilted her head as she studied him. Hell, she did not know who he was but she did know one thing: he clearly did not know when to get the fuck out. 

“Ok well, this was fun but I should be heading to bed,” her tone was polite but left little room for negotiation. She gathered his clothes with lightning speed and tossed them onto his lap.

He pushed himself up onto her forearms. “Wait, you serious?” 

She stared at him, a dead panned expression painted on her face. “Yea. I sleep alone. I had fun though,” she lied with ease and a smile. 

“Oh… ok.” He started gathering his clothes, Naja wholly unmoved by the hurt glimmering in his eyes. “When will I see you again?” 

“I’m at the bar… working every night,” she handed him his shoes to speed the process along. The sooner he was gone, the sooner she could pull out her vibrator and actually service the ache between her legs. 

“So we can do this again sometime?” He asked as she shooed him toward the door. 

“Definitely, definitely. I’ll call you. Get home safe.” She pushed him out of her front door, locking and dead bolting it behind her. 

She rolled her eyes before returning up the stairs to her bedroom. She did not know why she even bothered. Every time she brought a man home after her shift, she knew they would likely not be able to please her. But she allowed them into her bed anyway. Fucking, even if it was lackluster, filled some void.

She settled into bed, about to pull out her trusted and faithful bullet when her phone rang. She groaned, glancing at her phone. 

Dayo. Her boss. 

“It is offensive to call someone this late, Dayo.” She chastised as she settled into bed. 

“I gave you an hour. I assume your suitor has returned home?” 

“He just left. What’s wrong?” 

He sighed. “Another child went missing in the village tonight.”  

Her heart sank. “That’s the 15th child in the last three months. Soldiers?” 

At his silence, she let out a frustrated groan. “The family?” 

“Devastated but not talking. They won’t admit it was the King’s men, which means they were threatened. The father tried to fight back and was killed. The mother had to be taken to the hospital, she was distraught and collapsed.” 

“FUCK!” She paced up and down her bedroom, the wood panels of her floor creaking softly. 

“I just wish we knew why he was targeting this village specifically. I reached out to the network across the rest of the city and the country and nothing like this is happening elsewhere.” 

She shrugged. “This is the poorest village in the Capitol. It’s like child soldiers across the continent and trafficking across the world. You steal people from those who do not have the resources and means to fight for their return. The King maintains his throne and his games with intimidation and violence. We will find them, Dayo, and we will liberate our people. I promise. I will talk to you tomorrow. Let me know if the family needs anything, I can try to go to the markets tomorrow night during my shift.” 

“Everyone needs everything, Malika. Thank you for doing what you can. For the liberation of Niganda.” 

“For the liberation of Niganda. Good night, Dayo.” 

She sighed, the ache between her legs vanishing completely. She grabbed her kimoyo beads and went over to the plain, nondescript wall across from her bed. She pressed the beads to a circular groove in the wood, both lighting up a mysterious shade of light blue. She glanced over her shoulder, as if someone were watching her, as the wall parted to reveal a walk-in closet.

However, this closet was filled with more than just clothes. It was a small arsenal. Spears, blades of all shapes and varieties, guns of equal diversity, even a bow and arrow, which she never got to use but she liked the look of it. And clothes. All black, fashioned to hide a many assortment of weapons in the oddest places, laced with vibranium to protect her body. She missed donning those clothes. And while those days might be over, the cache of weapons she maintained proved that some habits never died. 

She pulled a duffle bag out of the back of the closet, the bag filled with passports, Nigandan currency, and Wakandan dollars. She pulled out a notebook she kept stashed under everything else. She flipped through it, each page filled with notes from her years in Niganda. The last 20 pages or so were each numbered with the name and # of a child. Her notes, witness accounts, leads. All of it jotted down on those pages, a complex map that helped her get no where closer to find in those children.

She did not know #15’s name yet but when she learned it, their name would join their number on the page. She wrote down the bit of information Dayo shared, figuring she could fill it out more tomorrow after she spoke with him in person. 

All these children, all these souls lost. And no one seemed concerned or like they cared, no one willing to risk their lives to find them and save them. No one except those in the Nigandan Liberation Front. Dayo was their leader and he was committed as anyone to overthrow the tyrant that ruled over this country. 

Her writing was interrupted by a ping from her kimoyo beads. 

“Damn, can no one leave me the fuck alone?” She wondered aloud. However, she knew if someone was calling this line, it was important. No one from Wakanda ever bothered her unless there was news to share. 

She knew it would be an encrypted and recorded message, it was too risky to ever call her and expect her to answer. She checked her beads once a week at different times and intervals, usually there was nothing there. 

Shuri’s upper half materialized from the beads. Her voice was professional and calm, very unlike her. 

“Malika, please return home. The Royal Talon will be waiting for you on the other side of the Nigandan-Cannan border at the following coordinates at 2 a.m. in seven days. Your presence has been requested in Wakanda for two months by order of the King. Please confirm that you received this message.” 

“Anddddd this is why I never check this fuckin’ thing,” she mumbled, frustration coursing through her. 

Two months??? The power of the throne had clearly gone to T’Challa’s head. And only giving her one week to prepare to leave? And how many children, she glanced at the photos in her book of each one, would go missing in that time? How many families would be torn apart while she stayed in the safe bosom of Wakanda?

She hated herself for knowing she had to go, hated him for forcing her hand. He knew how she felt about that place, knew why she had chosen the path and life she had chosen. Why she had only stepped foot in her borders twice in the last seven years. But an order from the King was an order from the King, she took liberties but even she could not refuse him. 

As she laid in bed, frustrated, her mind already churned on what lie she could tell everyone to explain a two-month absence. She had already laid the groundwork for relatives in South Africa. Perhaps she could use that. 

“Ugh!” She now only had a week to get everything in order. “Every King on this bast-forsaken continent is a tyrant,” she mumbled to herself before flopping to her side to try to sleep. 

***

When Naja stepped off the Talon, she was thankful to only find General Okoye waiting for her, her stoic face a sight for sore eyes. She was thankful the rest of the family remembered she hated the excessive fanfare of returning home and immediately being pestered by a million people. It had been a long time since she saw many of them so she figured a certain King would ignore that directive. But she was thankful to have a moment to ease into seeing everyone. It was already an adjustment, as it always was to be back on Wakandan soil in the first place. It still felt new, every time, even though this was technically her home. It did not feel like home to her, not anymore. 

“General,” her lips tugged into the smallest of smiles as she saluted her old friend. It was the first genuine smile she could remember giving someone in months. There was little happening in Niganda worth smiling about anyway and when she did, it was usually fake. 

“Naja.” Once Okoye returned her salute, she reached out and squeezed Naja’s hand, Naja returning it gently, before their faces returned to their usual stoic and neutral expressions. “I trust your journey was well.” 

“It was. Though it was difficult to spin my absence on such short notice. Do you know why the King saw it to order me home?” 

“No.” 

Her answer was simple, and Naja knew, untrue. Okoye was one of two people in this palace privy to all of the King’s decisions and thoughts. But she also knew Okoye would not give her a single inch. It was worth a shot though, she reasoned. But it also let her know the reason was not straightforward, which meant her nap in her quarters would have to wait. 

“Of course. May you take me to his office if he is not too busy? I know the way to my room from there.”  

Okoye did not nod or answer her. She merely changed the direction of their walk through the palace toward T’Challa’s office. Naja tried not to get too wrapped up in the bustling movement and sounds of the palace. The last time she was here, it felt more like a ghost town than anything else, lifeless and dreary. Wakanda had weathered the Blip better than most countries but it still struggled and during those five years, the palace wore the scars of its lost King and Princess and half its population. But with their return, life and joy returned to the palace and all of Wakanda. She was happy for it. They all deserved it, to be whole again. 

She did not let the facade she had on fall until Okoye opened the door to T’Challa’s office, her brother in law sitting behind his desk reading. He glanced up, a wide smile gracing his tired but ever youthful features, as his eyes landed on Naja. He immediately stood up, joy rippling off of him like waves. One thing she always appreciated about T’Challa was, even when he and Nakia were not together, he treated her like a younger sister. A colder one than the one he actually had but a sister nonetheless. 

“Thank you, General. Naja, welcome home.” 

“My king,” she saluted him. She waited for the firm click of the door closing behind Okoye before she offered him a smirk. “My king summons, I answer.”

“No need for the formalities, sister. And I know you despise hugs. But it has been 7 years, humor me?” He rounded the desk to stand before her. 

“I was told the Blip only felt like minutes to those of you who were gone. So technically, for you, it has only been two years. But as my king, I suppose you make the rules. You get seven seconds.” At his raised eyebrow, she shrugged. “One for each year.” 

She allowed herself to be gathered up in his arms, the man squeezing tight. She forced herself not to fall into it, though she wanted to. The warm embrace of family, she had missed it. But instead, she merely cleared her throat, letting him know the timer on their emotional reunion had indeed run out. 

To his credit, he immediately released her, his hands holding onto her forearms as he took a step back to examine her. She chuckled and rolled her eyes as he attempted to inspect her form for any injuries or drastic changes that would worry his Queen. Seven years might have passed since she last laid eyes on T’Challa at his coronation but time had done little to change either of them.  

“You look well. Thin,” he remarked. “But well. How are you?” 

“Glory to Bast, I am in good health,” she offered lazily as she sat in the seat opposite of his desk. She tried not to look at the pictures that littered the office, keeping her eyes trained on him, knowing she would find more than one that featured him. She did not need or want to see him ever again.  “Food in the Capitol has been sparse since the return of everyone from the Blip.”

“Do you need more money? I know the alias and job you chose does not offer much.” 

She shook her head. In addition to the money she made at the bar she worked at, all War Dogs received a salary discreetly added into their accounts disguised as local side jobs and businesses. She had more than enough money. 

“No, no, no. Thanks to you, I am the world’s richest bartender. Just the monarchy hoarding resources, there is more than enough to go around for the wealthy. And the black markets continue to thrive there under the King’s nose but what I usually get from there, I give to those who need it more,” she shrugged. “I’m good. I’ve survived on less.”  

“Anything of note on those black markets?” 

She tilted her head before shaking it, T’Challa’s shoulders sagging a bit. “Aside from delicious meats and vegetables the royals have now deemed delicacies? No.” 

“Well, make sure to eat two plates at dinner. Or else your sister will not rest tonight.” 

She nodded. “Two plates? That feels gluttonous. Though I suppose I need to reacclimate to this… abundance,” her eyes flickered to the obvious signs of wealth and prestige littering his office. A pang of guilt hit her for even being able to indulge in it. “So I’m sure Nakia will make it her mission to fatten me up before I return home. So are you going to tell me why you’ve grounded me for two months? I hope it’s a good reason. Do you know how hard it will be to explain a two-month disappearance?” 

T’Challa’s deep chuckle filled the office as he sat back in his chair. “Only you would consider a vacation and a bit of time off a punishment.” 

She scoffed. “It is hardly a vacation when it comes as a direct order from my King himself, one he knows very well I would never refuse.”

“You could refuse.” His eyes twinkled with humor as he handed her a glass of Wakandan rum, the one thing he knew she missed from home.

“And face the wrath of the Black Panther?” She shook her head, throwing the entire glass back in one gulp before sighing contently. She slid the glass across the desk, gesturing toward the decanter, T’Challa refilling it for her. “The people outside these walls may call me ongenaloyiko* (the fearless one) but I am still smart enough to fear the greatest warrior in all Wakanda. But as your elder,” she started to say with a wink that she knew would agitate him. 

“You may have surpassed me in years thanks to the Blip, dear Naja, but you are still my younger sister always,” he reminded her. 

“Then tell me why you brought me back. Niganda is in a precarious place right now… things are… brewing. This is a long time to be gone.” 

He raised an eyebrow. “The other War Dogs in the region report no issues. Remember, Naja…” 

She sighed. “I know, I know. No interfering and we only care about things that threaten the interests of Wakanda. I’m being a good leashed watch dog now, I promise.” She knew she was not off to a good start, lying to him so soon. But she hated the new role expected of them. To witness the suffering of the world but do nothing to help. The other War Dogs in Niganda may be fine with such an existence but one thing she had in common with her sister, Naja would always do whatever she could, as long as life pumped in her veins.

“Good.” She was surprised he believed her. “I brought you back for many reasons. The first and most important being that your sister is pregnant,” Naja’s eyes widened. “And due any day now and she has spoken of what a great support you were during the birth of Prince T’Challa while I was…” 

“Fake dead,” she supplied. She knew the Blip was not a laughing matter. It was traumatic for those gone and those who were forced to stay and carry on. But they had all survived, she saw little point in dwelling on it. 

“Yes. And I knew she would be happy to have you here for the birth and a bit of time afterward as well. Second, you have a nephew that is growing day after day and barely knows you. I did not know my uncle before he died. You can understand that I would prefer for history not to repeat itself.” 

“Don’t worry, I wasn’t planning on stealing vibranium and selling it to the highest bidder while I’m here,” she mumbled as her thumb traced patterns in the condensation of her glass, trying to stay aloof at the mention of his father. 

“I’m serious, Naja. The War Dog program is important but N’Jobu taught me that it is not more important than family and connection. And third, I am hoping that some time back here will give you some perspective and perhaps… change your position on certain matters.” 

She scoffed, standing up to pace his office. She was dressed simply, far too simply to address the King some would argue. But there were perks to her position and her reputation, no one would correct her. Her standard soft black pants and tank top provided comfort and agility and ensured she never stood out. Tucked into her waist band was a gun, she had forgotten to remove it on the plane. Though she felt safer with it, even here, on her person. She had left her other weapons at home, her calf felt uncomfortably bare without her blade attached to it.

“And there it is. So just so I understand the rules of engagement. Are you speaking to me now as my King or as my brother?” 

“I speak to you as your brother, Naja, always.” 

“Except when you ordered me home,” she muttered as she leaned against the window sill, her eyes starting into the heart of the capital city. A small part of her ached. She’d never admit it aloud but she did miss it sometimes. She had tried for so long to find something like it but nothing compared to Wakanda. She ignored that, pushing it into the depths where she stored every other feeling she did not want to deal with. 

“You may reject the displays of our love and affection but it will stop none of us from giving it or caring for you.” 

“I am happy with how things are now, T’Challa. I have no interest in changing my position on certain matters.” 

“We are entering peace talks with Niganda, and while you do not trust them -” 

“I do not trust them because they are untrustworthy,” she cut him off sharply. “I’m the best War Dog you have there. You’d do well to heed my warnings where the Nigandans are concerned.” 

“If these negotiations go well, there is an opportunity for you to consider a position that is here in Wakanda. You are the best War Dog I have in any country on this planet, Naja. But it’s been 15 years. We have other War Dogs stationed in Niganda now, thanks to you, who can ensure the peace treaty is adhered to. You can come home.” 

“Those other War Dogs don’t know what they are doing. And… This is not my home, T’Challa,” she muttered. 

“You can spend as much time as you want away from our borders and pretend to be Malika, a lowly Nigandan bartender all you want. But you will always be Wakandan, Wakanda will always be home.” 

“And the best way for me to honor Wakanda is by doing what I have always done: serve her. Protect her interests. In Niganda.” 

She and T’Challa stared at each other for a few moments. While most would have withered under the intense gaze of their king, Naja did no such thing. It was T’Challa who finally broke their standoff, bowing his head as if to signal his surrender. 

“For your sister’s sake, I ask that you merely consider it. She misses you terribly. And not just your physical absence. She misses who you were.” 

She rolled her eyes and chuckled as she walked back over to his desk. Her eyes fell on a picture of T’Challa, Nakia, and their son. She picked up the frame, her fingers grazing along the patterns surrounding their smiling faces.  

“Who I was is of little consequence now, T’Challa. This is who I am. It’s been 15 years and my sister would do well to accept this version of me. Wakanda and I are better for it anyway. Does she know I’m here?” 

“No, it is a surprise for dinner tonight.” 

She sucked her teeth before nodding. “Fine. I will serve out my two month sentence - without complaint - and I will not tell her of your clever but well-intentioned manipulation to force me here. But I say this with all the love and reverence for you as my brother and my King, when these two months are up, I will return to Niganda with or without your approval. Are we clear?” 

Few could talk to T’Challa as she did or had the privilege to make demands. But when Naja spoke, T’Challa listened. “Crystal clear. It is good to have you home, sister. We missed your bubbly personality and disposition around here.” 

“It is good to see you too, T’Challa. Congrats on the new baby. Next time you want to send me encrypted messages, send me good news like that. I’m going to lay down until dinner.” 

“Naja!” 

She stopped and turned around to face him once more. 

“I recognize, accept, and love who you are now. But I would push back on one point.” At her raised eyebrow, he continued, “Wakanda is served well by every version of you because you love her and she loves you back. This version of you is extraordinary. But better implies there was something wrong with the equally extraordinary version of you from before. And there wasn’t.” 

Something pricked the back of her eyes as she turned away from him, a sting she despised about as much as physical affection. 

“This is why I hate coming back,” she huffed. “Tell anyone my eyes so much as misted and I’ll kill you in your sleep.” 

He chuckled. “Bast’s fiercest warrior and daughter never cries. Even if my eyes witnessed such a feat, I would not know the words to share it with a soul.” 

She smiled before exiting his office, immediately swallowing the emotion she felt. She hated how out of sorts she felt being back here. Seeing T’Challa in the flesh again after seven long years, the emotions of being back here in this home and in this city, finding out her sister was pregnant, the emotional exhaustion of switching from her alias back to Naja… this was why she preferred to be alone when she first got home. Had not been on Wakandan soil for an hour and she had already been through a rollercoaster of emotions. 

Naja moved through the halls silently and swiftly, moving like a panther herself to ensure she did not run into her sister. Though she was not happy about being forced to return, she was excited to see her sister and her nephew. Though Nakia still treated her like a fragile dove, her sister loved her beyond comparison and reason. 

When she finally found her way to her room, she stripped down and curled into bed immediately. A content sigh slipped from her lips as she settled into the comfort of the soft mattress and linens. The room was obscene, triple the size of her home in Niganda. It was home to her and served her needs but it left much to be desired compared to what she left behind. 

Don’t get used to it, she thought to herself as she already started to drift off to sleep. Two months and then we’re out of here.

***

Naja yawned deeply as she rushed to dinner, realizing she was several minutes late. She hated that T’Challa was right, per usual. 

A break from life as a spy was not so bad. She did not know how to relax and rest but her body seemed determined to ensure she did it. She slept like a rock, a call from T’Challa 10 minutes past dinnertime was the only thing to jolt her from her sleep. 

She paused outside the family dining room, her heart warming as she heard her nephew spitting rapid fire questions at his parents about training. Her sister’s voice filled the room. 

“Will you teach your sister how to train when she’s old enough?” She heard Nakia ask. 

TJ’s small voice responded. “Would that be safe for her? I don’t want her to get hurt like I do.” 

“As safe as it is for any Wakandan,” Naja offered with a teasing smile as she rounded the corner. 

“Auntie Naja!!” TJ sprung from his seat with the strength of a cannon and ran into her outstretched arms. “I missed you!” 

“My prince!! You are getting taller and taller every day!” She tickled his sides, his giggles filling the dining room and everyone’s hearts with warmth. “And when you’re training that little one in a few years, you should remember what my baba always told us. Our battle scars are our strength, our power, and…” 

“A reminder from Bast that we lived another day to serve Wakanda,” TJ finished, reciting the words Nakia and Naja’s father always said. 

She cradled him against her chest for a moment once more before letting him go, his small hand gripping around hers to drag her farther into the room. 

“Now why doesn’t he have a time limit on your affection?” T’Challa’s voice was filled with fake indignation. 

She merely shrugged as TJ demanded she take the open seat next to him. 

“I simply like him better than you.” 

However, before she sat, she rounded the table to her sister. 

“Sister. No, don’t get up,” she cautioned as Nakia started to move. The hug she bestowed was longer than most would receive but she could tell by the unshed tears in Nakia’s eyes that she needed it. She cradled one hand to Nakia’s cheek before the other rested on her belly. “How are you? And how is my future niece, Wakanda’s next great warrior?” 

“We are both well, even better now that you are here. You’re so thin.” She tsked slightly, T’Challa and Naja sharing a knowing glance and chuckle. “You need to catch me up on everything. But first sit. Eat.” 

As she returned to her seat, she watched as a silent conversation passed between her King and Queen. Though Nakia’s face appeared happy, there was something brewing beneath the surface. She could sense the anger passing through her to T’Challa, a guilty look plastered on his face. She watched as he busied himself with his own plate to avoid her glare. 

She did not know what to make of it as she piled food on her plate, she could not deny she was starving. However, she realized the reason for that silent conversation quickly as two voices grew louder and louder as they moved toward the dining room.

“If you had just listened to me, we wouldn’t have been late! Your elementary knowledge of nanotech is useless. I could’ve finished it in an hour if you hadn’t been there mansplaining,” Shuri ranted as she rounded the corner into the kitchen. She was so frustrated she did not even notice Naja at the table or acknowledge her. 

“Aye! I went to MIT, short bit,” a sharp American voice filled the space, Naja’s blood turning to ice water, her head whipping toward the door so fiercely she could have broken her own neck. She felt as if her heart completely stopped as she watched Prince N’Jadaka enter the dining room. “That shit’s hardly element-” his words immediately fell off as his eyes fell on Naja, his entire body paralyzed in mid step. 

The pair merely stared at each other, the dining room rapidly filling with tension so severe even the staff ceased moving. And only four people, save the Prince and Naja, knew the source of that tension. Her body did not move an inch, her fork still hovering in the space above her plate as indescribable rage took control of every cell in her body. She could feel it deep in her bones, 15 years worth of pain she had buried warped into a monster. Her nephew’s presence mere inches from her were the only calming presence she could feel, the only thing keeping everything from boiling over. 

“Well… this is painfully awkward,” Shuri muttered as she sat down in her seat next to the Queen Mother. “W-Welcome home, Naja.” 

She cleared her throat, an even and cold timbre falling on her voice. No longer did Naja, the sister and friend, sit at the table. Naja, the spy, with her iron clad facade sat before them. Cold, unfeeling, ruthless. Unbreakable, she reminded herself. That was the weapon she had fashioned herself into. That was who she was now. And she was better for it. 

“Thank you, Princess. I am happy you are back and well. I see much has changed since my last visit. Erik.” 

He had started to make his way to his own seat but stilled at the sound of his American name. It was the name he had gone by his entire time in Wakanda when he moved here as a child after his father’s death. Prince Erik, preferably just Erik, he forced everyone to call him. But Naja… she was the one person aside from T’Challa he allowed to call him by his Wakandan name. She knew he had once loved hearing her say it as much as she loved to say it. She knew the dig, however coded it was, hit its mark, a part of her savored in the hurt that crossed his face. 

“I prefer N’Jadaka,” he offered as he sat down in the last open seat directly across from her, which only increased her anger. 

“Hmm… So you have returned to Wakanda for the birth as well, Erik?” She asked, ignoring his preference. She would never call him N’Jadaka or prince again. She did not care if the whole damn country referred to him as such. 

He sucked his teeth. “Nah. I’ve been back for months… I owed T and Wakanda a favor so I’m home for good, helpin’ rebuild after everythin’.” 

The entire table seemed to shift as rage wafted off Naja. She cut her eyes from Erik to T’Challa, the rest of the room falling away as she threw him a glare that made him thankful the heart-shaped herb ran through his veins. However, beneath that glare, T’Challa knew it masked hurt and one question only he and Nakia could likely decipher. 

How could you? 

“I have suddenly lost my appetite. Sister, I will check in on you in the morning. Good night.” Her fork loudly clanked against the dinner china before she rose from the table. She ignored the calls of her sister and T’Challa for her to stay as she turned to leave. She slowed herself just enough to kiss her nephew on the forehead briefly before exiting without a second glance.

He was home… How could T’Challa not tell her? Tell her that she would be living under the same roof as him for months? Did he consider her too fragile for such knowledge? That her feeble, weak mind would collapse or fall apart? Those days were behind her. 

She had turned all that hurt and pain into fuel, it drove her and pushed her. And now here he was, and all that hurt she suppressed for 15 years, all of that was back with one look at his face. She hated him, despised him. She did not want to look at him, much less sit across from him at every meal for the next two months. 

She could not do it. Fuck the King’s commands. She was returning to Niganda tonight. Even if she had to hitch hike the entire way. 

She was so wrapped up in her escape plan that she did not hear the footsteps behind her until she felt a presence directly on her back. Without thought, she pulled out the gun still tucked in her waistband and cocked it, aiming it directly at… T’Challa. 

She ignored the bang of the Doras’ spears on the ground as she kept the gun aimed at him. She was thankful it was just him. That was the one thing she did not enjoy about her life as a spy, her instincts were too difficult to turn off now. 

“Still ever vigilant, I see?” T’Challa raised his hand to the Dora, silently ordering them to stand down, wholly unperturbed at having a gun pointed at his chest. 

“Well, you never know when someone’s gonna betray you,” she spat with venom that made him flinch.

“I understand you’re upset...” 

“You understand nothing,” she seethed, taking a step toward him. She lowered the gun, the weapon shaking in her hand. “I understand that you knew I would not agree to return if I knew he was here so instead of telling me of the birth and asking me to return, you forced my hand. I understand that you used your title and my love for my sister as manipulation to force a reconciliation. It. Is. Not. Happening.” 

“You cannot avoid him forever. You are both part of this family.” 

She paced, agitated and frustrated. “I can and will avoid him forever. Because if I don’t, I will use his body to test out the multitude of ways I know how to kill someone.. I can’t believe you didn’t warn me he was here.” 

“I am sorry. I thought it would help but I was wrong.” He sighed before gesturing at the gun. “Will it help?” 

She thought about it and nodded. 

The black fibers of his suit emerged and covered his whole body. With perfect precision, she shot him over and over again, emptying her clip until his suit was bright purple with the stored kinetic energy of each bullet. The loud bangs reverberated through the halls, her eardrums rattled. 

“Better?” He asked when she finally lowered the gun and tucked it back in its hiding spot.

“Yes… and no. You’re still able to talk,” she muttered. Though shooting something did take the edge of her anger off. 

“I am sorry for deceiving you. You are right, I knew you would not return if you knew Erik had returned home permanently. But your sister… and I… we need you here. I know what he did, the pain he caused you. And if you do not speak to him ever again, you would be within your right. But I ask very little of you, Naja. And right now, I am asking you to stay here,” Naja was annoyed that he somehow already realized she was going to run back home. “And endure for us. Two months and then you can leave and I will not utter a word to convince you to stay. I promise.”  

She nodded. “Fine. But just so you know, any ill conceived notion you had of me returning to this country for good? That is gone now. As long as Erik Stevens calls Wakanda home, I never will.” She turned on her heels and disappeared down the hall, leaving T’Challa alone surrounded by shell casings. 

She only paused when she heard him yell back, “I’ll have dinner sent to your room. Please eat or your sister will kill me.” 

She scoffed. “That’s not reason enough,” she called back. Though they both knew she would eat whatever was brought to her. 

***

Unlike Naja, Erik was able to hide his emotions a tad bit better and hold it together through dinner. However, his emotions did not include rage, except for toward T’Challa. All he had felt at dinner was the hot, uncomfortable spotlight of guilt and shame. What he had done, he’d never forgive himself. And any stupid notion he once had that Naja could forgive him one day was wiped out in a manner of minutes. 

“What the fuck, T?” Erik demanded as he stormed into T’Challa’s office, the King nursing a glass of rum as he continued to work. 

“Your ex already shot me several times this evening, figuratively and literally. So go easy on me, N’Jadaka.” 

“You told me she didn’t ever come back to Wakanda? That she moved on??

T’Challa shrugged. “Those things are not untrue. Naja is a War Dog stationed in Niganda,” he admitted. “You wanted nothing to do with Wakanda once you left and worked for the US Government so I could not reveal War Dog identities to you. And when you came back, I thought it best that she remain out of sight and out of mind.” 

Erik’s eyes grew wide. “W-wait, w-wait… a watch and report back War Dog or a Hatut Zeraze-era War Dog?” 

There was a distinction, one only a precious few in the country knew. For most, the War Dogs were merely spies, a Wakandan-style CIA force that watched, patiently integrating themselves into their host country’s world to report back critical information to protect Wakanda. However, past kings used a specialized force of them for other purposes, ones the average Wakandan knew nothing of, purposes that actually kept Wakanda safe and protected all these years. 

T’Challa sighed and rubbed his eyes. “The latter until my coronation. She was handpicked during training by my father, and worked her way up to leading missions across the continent and beyond.” 

Erik scoffed. “Missions… I know what missions mean. Assassinations, torture.”

T’Challa tilted his head. “None that we would ever admit to.  She is stationed in Niganda 90% of the time unless my father needed her for another assignment. When I became king, I disbanded that portion of the War Dogs and she has been our lead War Dog in Niganda ever since.” 

The stinging heat of anger and fear prickled his brain. The Naja he remembered was soft, not in a bad way either. You wanted to lean into her and soak up her warmth. It was comforting and soothing. However, he knew first hand the things she would have had to do to be part of that specialized force. And he would not wish the damage all that had done to his own soul on anyone else, least of all her. 

“’N you didn’t think to tell a nigga she was comin’?” 

“I thought 15 years was enough time for you both to move past everything that transpired. Clearly I was wrong.” 

“She still hates me?” 

T’Challa scoffed. “Is there a word stronger than hate? Because that may be more accurate.” He paused. “Do you still feel guilty?” 

Erik merely nodded, his finger fidgeting with his father’s ring, which he had worn around his neck since he was a small boy. 

“15 years and one look at her and all that shit just comes right back,” he let out a low whistle. “She looks damn good. Different though. Not just physically. She’s colder than I remembered.”  

“You miss her?” 

He nodded. “Yea, being back here this year. She’s gone but every fuckin’ place in this damn country reminds me of her. I fucked up.”

“You still love her?” 

Erik shrugged. “A lack of love was never the issue. Doesn’t matter if 50 years go by… it’d still be her. Only her. Who knows, maybe I can make this shit right. Can’t be a coincidence that Bast brought us both back?” 

“May I be honest with you, cousin?” 

“Me saying no ain’t ever stopped you.” 

“When Naja first joined the War Dogs, her father made a personal plea to my father and I  to reject her application. When I asked him why, he said that though they were crafted by the same hand, his daughters could not be more different. Nakia, he said, was an assassin’s blade. Beautiful, striking, and when wielded with the right hand, deadly. While Naja was no weapon at all. She was a delicate sculpture, something to gaze upon, he said. She could be a weapon, like anything. But one blow would be all you get and the cost would destroy her and she would never be the same again.” 

“This fuckin’ Wakandan proverb shit,” Erik mumbled. “Like what the fuck does that even mean?” 

“It means… You broke her, N’Jadaka. And that isn’t a judgment or condemnation,” he added at the pain that flashed across his face. “I understood then and now what ailed you when you did what you did. But you broke her. And to cope with that pain, like you, she picked up all those broken pieces and fashioned herself into a weapon that is more deadly than even Nakia ever was. Someone who is unbreakable. She is the most lethal weapon I’ve ever seen with stunning effectiveness and precision. She is pragmatic, she is cold, she is cunning, and merciless. And for her, love for anything other than this country and its throne is weakness. She is not the Naja you left here 15 years ago. She may look like the woman you love but she is an entirely different person, N’Jadaka. Be wise and remember that.”

“What are you saying?” 

“I am saying that as much as I would love to see the two of you reconcile, this Naja will sooner kill you before she will let you close enough to break her ever again. Goodnight, cousin.” T’Challa grabbed his glass and stood up, walking to the door, leaving Erik to contemplate the consequences of his actions. 

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A/N: Ok I've never written Erik before so I'm really excited. I also feel like this OC is very unlike my others so I'm excited about.

Drop a comment and let me know what you thought or if you want to be tagged!

[quidcrusheu]

Seeing Naya(is that right?) And jan acting as a couple was so cute. Really warmed my heart

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[mistofstars]

Masterpost

Ihr Lieben,

Inzwischen haben sich 12 Autor*innen für die Challenge angemeldet!

In diesem Post werde ich alle zur Challenge veröffentlichten Stories jeweils nach Erscheinung verlinken.

Die Storys sind auch HIER in meiner extra angelegten Favoritenliste.

Viel Spaß beim Lesen und schön, dass ihr mitmacht ❤️😘

JKinky - Rache wird heiss serviert von AngilaSg

hier auf ff.de

4600 Wörter, FSK 18, Inhalt

"Klaas stellt Joko bei der JKP7- Aufzeichnung immer wieder bloss und provoziert ihn. Irgendwann reichts Joko und er will  seinen Co.-Moderator zur Rede stellen. Was dabei herauskommt…Naja, lest selbst."

2. JKinky - Zwei zueinander ziehende Hände von @mistofstars

hier auf ff.de || hier auf ao3

9800 Wörter, FSK 18, Inhalt

"Nach der Aufzeichnung für "Die Beste Show der Welt" will Klaas eigentlich nur noch ins Bett und schlafen. Es ist super spät und zusätzlich eine schweinekalte Winternacht. Doch was ihn wachhält, ist diese unerträgliche Hitze zwischen ihm und Joko, die unaufhörlich nach Entfaltung schreit. Was soll man(n) da nur machen, außer den Winterscheidt mit ins Hotel zu nehmen?"

...

3. JKinky - Positionswechsel von @papierflamingo

Hier auf ff.de

7600 Wörter, FSK 18, Inhalt

"Joko und Klaas sind nicht nur „Vanilla“ unterwegs zwischen den Bettlaken. Doch auch ein soft führender Joko kann versehentlich aus der Rolle fallen und der Abend endet anders als geplant. [NSFW | etwas PWP | Established Relationship | Liebe | Sex | eine Prise Humor]"

4. JKinky - Fit for Fun von @bataillondamour

Hier auf ff.de

6100 Wörter, FSK 18, Inhalt:

'Jeden Tag trainieren, ohne Ausnahme.' So fordert es der Coach. Dumm nur, dass Klaas an manchen Tagen mit ganz anderen Dingen beschäftigt ist. Und, dass Joko sowieso seine ganz eigene Einstellung zum Thema 'Training' hat..

TO BE CONTINUED

[hornedstorys]

POTA Caesar x reader - turning Page Teil 1

Es ist schon viel zu lange her, dass ich die Filme gesehen habe! Es wird Zeit dies zu ändern! Ich hoffe trotzdem euch gefällt die Story. Und keine Ahnung wie viele Teile diese Story haben wird. Vielleicht 2-3?

Warnungen: sfw, sehr leichtes Näherkommen, Friends to Lovers, leichte Angst, slow Burn

Inhalt: Du warst die Cousine von Will und hast bei ihm gelebt. Du und Caesar seit zusammen aufgewachsen und habt gerne zusammen gespielt. Doch ihr wurdet älter, Gefühle ändern sich, genauso wie Geschenisse auf der Welt.

Als du die Nachricht von Will erfahren hast, dass er ein Schimpansenbaby gerettet hatte, bist du fast vor Neugierde gestorben. Du wolltest das Baby unbedingt sehen!

Du warst so schnell unten an der Haustüre und hast sie aufgerissen, bevor Will überhaupt daran denken konnte, seine Schlüssel anzusetzen.

"Wo ist er?", hast du hastig gefragt und Will lachte auf, dann fiel dir der Karton in Will's Händen auf.

"Ist er da drin?", du wolltest schon selbst nachsehen, doch Will konnte dich gerade so noch abblocken und schüttelte amüsiert den Kopf.

"Immer mit der Ruhe, (Y/n). Lass mich erstmal hereinkommen, dann kann ich ihn dir vorstellen."

Ihn? Er war also ein Junge, dachtest du dir und bist Will in die Küche gefolgt. Deine Augen folgten aufgeregt dem Geschehen. Dann endlich öffnete Will den Karton und zum Vorschein kam ein kleiner Schimpanse der Will und dich mit neugierigen gold-grünen Augen anblinzelte.

Du wärst fast ohnmächtig geworden, bei dem Anblick des Babys. Er war so süß! Vorsicht streckte der Kleine seine winzigen Hände aus und mit großen Augen hast du ihm deinen Finger entgegen geschoben. Er nahm ihn dankend an.

"Er ist wirklich süß! Wird er bleiben?", hast du gefragt und Will nickte: "Fürs Erste, ja. Ich konnte ihn unmöglich im Labor lassen." Du nicktest verstehend und hast den kleinen Affen nicht aus den Augen gelassen.

"Wie heißt er?", hast du gefragt und Will zuckte die Schultern.

"Caesar", lächelte Will und du hast den kleinen Affen mit großen Kinderaugen angesehen.

"Hallo Caesar!"

Es war amüsant zuzusehen, wie Will versuchte eine Ersatzmutter für den kleinen Caesar zu sein. Du hast so gut es geht versucht zu helfen, auch wenn du gerade einmal zehn Jahre alt warst. Dennoch hattest du versucht zu helfen und dich auch um Charles zu kümmern, naja zumindest hast du versucht dich mit ihm zu unterhalten und spiele mit Charles zu spielen. Doch sein Alzheimer wurde nicht besser.

Es tat dir so leid für ihn und es schien, als würde es jeden Tag schlimmer werden. Doch du hattest keine Ahnung von den Plänen, die Will schmiedete.Du hattest noch nicht einmal gewusst, was genau mit Caesar war und was die Forscher im Labor alles mit den Affen gemacht hatten, vielleicht warst du auch einfach zu dieser Zeit viel zu jung, um es überhaupt zu verstehen. Du hattest dich zu sehr in den jungen Affen verliebt, um den du dich genauso gekümmert hattest, dass du nur noch Gedanken für ihn hattest. Er wuchs so schnell und lernte auch so schnell. Es fazinierte dich.

Mit einem starken Prusten ließ Caesar seinen Atem gegen deinen Hals gleiten. Du hast gekichert. Ihr hattet gerade Fangen gespielt doch Caesar war viel schneller als du.

"Hör auf Caesar, das kitzelt!", freudig machte der kleine Affe Laute. Du saßt mit ihm am Essentisch. Er war so schlau, er hatte schon, als er nur einen Tag alt war, verstanden wie er aus einer Flasche Milch trinken konnte. Nun knabberte er an ein paar Äpfeln und sah dich mit leuchteten Augen an.

Drei Jahre später hatte Caesar gelernt die Toilette zu nutzen. Was dich überrascht und gleichzeitig amüsiert hatte. Er wurde frecher und fing an dich weiter zu necken, in dem er gegen deinen Hals atmete. Er wusste genau, dass es dich kitzelte. Doch dann hattet ihr eure Momente, in denen ihr euch im Schach versucht habt euch gegenseitig zu besiegen.

Er war dir immer einen Schritt voraus, er gewann immer. Und manchmal, als du dann mal das Glück hattest und gewonnen hast, konntest du etwas in seinen Augen sehen. Etwas Verschmitztes, aber auch etwas Sanftmütiges. Er ließ dich absichtlich gewinnen. Du hattest wirklich, das Gefühl, dass vor dir ein Mensch und keine Affe saß.

Will machte zwischendurch Tests mit Caesar. Er war ebenso fasziniert von seiner Intelligenz und wollte sie testen. Du hast das ganze mit kritischem Auge betrachtet, denn du hast von Will mitbekommen wie die Affen im Labor behandelt wurden und auch wie Caesars Mutter Bright Eyes getötet wurde. Die Affen wurden nicht als lebendige Wesen gesehen, sondern als Versuchskaninchen.

"Dieses Mal gewinne ich", knurrst du und saßt dem Affen gegenüber der dich spitzbübisch anblickte. Ihr hattet wieder eine Partie Schach und dieses Mal hattest du gedacht du würdest endlich mal gewinnen. Du hast deinen Zug gesetzt und warst dem Sieg schon so nahe, doch deine Hoffnung wurde zerstört, als Caesar seinen Zug setzte. Dein Mund klappte auf und du wärst fast vom Stuhl gefallen.

"Du hast schon wieder gewonnen?!", riefst du ungläubig und schlugst mit der Stirn auf die Tischplatte auf, natürlich nicht all zu fest. Dieser Affe hatte dich nun schon zum fünften Mal besiegt, innerhalb einer Stunde. Er war so schnell mit seinen Zügen, während du etwas länger gebraucht hast. Amüsiert grunz Caesar und du ihn beleidigt angesehen. Er machte sich über dich lustig, na toll.

Bald kam auch Will's Freundin Caroline dazu. Sie hatte euch mit Caesar geholfen, sie wusste wirklich viel, da sie Tierärztin war. Ihr seid zusammen im Park spazieren gegangen, mit Caesar, Charles und Will. Der junge Affe blühte förmlich auf, als er in der Natur war und nicht mal vor Hunden hatte er Angst. Das hattet ihr schnelll herasusgefunden, als Caesar fauchend sich gegen einen Schäferhund stellte, der selber garnicht wusste was jetzt passierte.

Caroline und du hattet euch wirklich gut verstanden und du warst auch froh darüber, endlich nicht die einzige Frau in diesem Männerhaushalt zu sein. Du warst kein Kind mehr, sondern ein Teenager, dein Körper veränderte sich genauso wie deine Stimmungen. Dies führte dazu, dass du durch Caesars Spielchen leichter genervt warst. Er hatte es sich angewöhnt dich zu ärgern und die Grenzen zu testen. Aber man konnte es ihm nicht übel nehmen, immerhin wurde er auch älter und kam in eine Art Pubertät.

Dennoch war er sanft zu dir, er hatte dich noch nie verletzt. Jede seiner Berührungen war gezielt und kontrolliert, er konnte gut einschätzen, dass seine Kraft so weit über deiner lag und er dich mt Leichtigkeit töten konnte. Natürlich wollte er das nicht. Er hatte dich gern, ihr seit parktisch miteinander aufgewachsen und du warst Familie für ihn.

Es war wieder einer dieser Tage, wo du Abends, als alles still war, mit einem Buch in der Hand, im Garten saßst und gelsen hast. Du warst viel zu sehr auf das Buch konzentriert, dass du den Schatten in den angrenzentden Bäumen nicht bemerkt hast und wie er sich mit Leichtigkeit auf den Boden fallen ließ. Leise Schritte kamen dir näher und plötzlich hauchte dir jemand sanft in den Nacken. Erschrocken hast du dein Buch fallen gelassen und den Nacken zusammengekniffen, an der Stelle wo du den Atem gespürt hast, damit Caesar keine Chance hatte es noch ein Mal zu tun.

Du hast gekichert und ihn beleidigt angesehen. Na warte! Du bist aufgestanden und auf ihn zugegangen. Du hast versucht ihn ebefalls zu kitzeln, doch Caesar war schneller und wich deiner Hand aus. Ihm gefiel dieses Spiel. Caesar war schneller als du und eher du dich versehen konntest packte er dich an den Hüften und drückte dich gegen ihn. Sein grün-goldenen Augen trafen deine und es herrschte für einige Sekunden Stille. Ihr habt euch einfach nur angesehen.

Seine Augen faszinierten dich, sie sahen so menschlich aus und dennoch anders. Diese goldenen Sprenkel in seinen Augen glühten und es fiel dir erst jetzt auf. Seine harte Brust war warm gegen deine und auch er schien in deinen Augen verloren zu sein. Sein Blick war ebenso nachdenklich.

"Caesar", drang sein Name zu ihm durch und er mochte den Klang wie du die einzelnen Buchstaben ausgesprochen hattest. Dein Duft sog in seine Nüstern und er atmete tief ein und aus. Er wusste, dass diese Gefühle nur auftauchten, da er sich körperlich veränderte. Zumindest hatte Will ihm erklärt, dass er eine Art Pubertät durchmachen könnte, so ähnlich wie bei Menschen. Sah er dich deswegen für einen Bruchteil anders, als die Jahre zuvor?

Das Bellen eines Hundes aus der Nachbarschaft rieß euch aus den Gedanken und Caesar's Griff löste sich, doch es dauerte Ewigkeiten. Dein Puls schlug gegen deinen Hals und seine Augen fixierten ihn. Er sah erst jetzt wie weich und zerbrechlich deine Haut wirkte und wie leicht er sie mit seinen spitzen Eckzähnen durchbrechen konnte. Als er jünger war, war es ihm nie aufgefallen. Er hatte dich anders gesehen und nun. Du hast dich verändert, du bist erwachsener geworden und... schnell schüttelte er den Kopf und wandte sich ab und verschwand in seinem Zimmer.

Verdutzt hast du ihm nachgesehen. Aber er hinterließ eine wohlige Wärme in dir die dich erschreckte.

Doch dieser Abend war nur die Ruhe vor dem Sturm.

Du hast mit Tränen in den Augen zugesehen wie Will's Auto davonfuhr. Er und Caroline hatten Caesar mitgenommen und sie hatten dich einfach zurückgelassen. Sie wussten, dass du nur versuchen würdest Caesar zu befreien und jetzt schafften sie ihn in ein Affenhaus. Weinend sankst du auf dem Boden zusammen und hieltest eines von Caesar's T-Shirts in den Händen. Es roch noch nach ihm. Er hatte wirklich einen angenehmen Duft.

Du hast die Augen geschlossen, dann hast du einen Entschluss gefasst. Tage später hattest du dir heimlich Will's Autoschlüssel geschnappt und seinen Wagen genommen. Du bist zu dem Affenhaus gefahren, indem Caesar angeblich nun leben sollte.

Der blonde Typ, der dich zu ihm brachte kam dir nicht gerade sympatisch rüber und du hast ihn mit finsteren Blick angestarrt, als er dir nebenbei auf den Ausschnitt glotzte. Dennoch hatte er dich zu Caesar gebracht, doch es hatte dich dein letztes Bargeld gekostet, welches du diesem Idioten in die Hand drücken musstest, damit er dich zu Caesar brachte.

Als du an Caesar's Käfig angekommen warst, erstarrtest du. Er saß in der Ecke und sein Blick lag stumm auf der Wand. Du bist näher an die Gitterstäbe getreten und hast das kalte Metal mit deinen zitternten Händen umfasst.

"Caesar, ich bin hier", hast du sanft gesprochen und hast gehofft, es würde ihn etwas beruhigen. Als der Affe deine Worte hörte sprang er sofort auf und ging schnell auf dich zu. Sein Blick löste sich keine Sekunde von deinem. Deine Hand glitt durch die Gitterstäbe und streichelte sanft seine Wange. Sein Kopf lehnte sich in die Berührung hinein und du hast gespürt wie die Tränen sich in ihnen sammelten. Er sah so erschöpft aus, doch du konntest sehen wie das Feuer in ihnen noch nicht erloschen ist.

"Es tut mir so leid", hauchst du und eine Träne entflo deinem Auge. Sein großer Daumen strich sie sanft weg und seine Augen blickten dich voller Zuneigung an.

"Nicht deine Schuld. Caesar, war böse", gestikulierte er und du hast sofort den kopf geschüttelt und ihm wiedersprochen: "Du bist kein böser Affe, Caesar! Du bist der sanfteste und netteste Affe dem ich je begegnet bin!", wieder rollte dir eine Träne über die Wange und wieder wischte der Schimpanse sie weg. Er wollte doch nur seine Familie beschützen, als dieser Nachbar sich einfach nicht beherrschen konnte. Niemand wollte, dass das passiert.

"Du musst gehen", grunst der Affe. Er wollte nicht, dass du länge an diesem schrecklichen Ort verweilst, "mir wird es gut gehen", gestikulierte er weiter. Er sah den Kampf in deinen trändenden Augen und das du dir schon einen Plan überlegtest wie du ihn da rausholen konntest, doch er wollte nicht. Er würde selber einen Weg finden.

"Ich liebe dich, Caesar. Vergiss das nicht", flüsterst du und hast noch einmal über das weiche Fell in seinem Gesicht gestrichen. Du warst die Einzige die ihn dort berühren durfte und er genoss diese Berührung und was er noch mehr genoss waren deine Worte, auch wenn ernicht zu hundert Prozent einschätzen konnte wie du es meintest.

"Caesar liebt dich auch, (Y/n)."

Es waren wenige Jahre vergangen. Das Virus hatte dir alles genommen. Will, deine Familie, jeden. Du warst geflohen, als die Menschen verrückt wurden. Sie fingen an um Dinge zu kämpfen, seien es Lebensmittel oder Schlafplätze. Du hattest Angst und wolltest nicht mehr länger in der Stadt bleiben. Du hattest das Nötigste zusammengepackt und bist in den Wald verschwunden. Der einzige Ort der sicherer war, als die Stadt.

Wie in vielen Nächten zuvor, saßt du am Feuer und starrtest in die Flammen. Dabei dachtest du über die Vergangenheit nach und vor allem an Caesar. Es gab keinen Tag an dem du nicht an den Affen gedacht hast und du hast dich gefragt was aus ihm geworden ist. Die Einsamkeit fraß dich mit jedem Tag immer mehr auf und die Angst wuchs. Der Wald war gefährlich und du hattest meistens Glück im Unglück, dass dich noch kein Bär erwischt hatte.

Du hast überlebt indem du Beeren gegessen hattest, obwohl du auch schon schlechte Erfahrungen mit manchen gemacht hast. Einige die du gefunden hattest waren giftig und du hast dich danach ziemlich stark übergeben müssen. Das war das letzte Mal, dass du genau diese Sorten gepflückt hattest.

Du hast geseufzt und deine Augen an deinem Unterarm gerieben, als du dein Gesicht auf deinen Armen abgelegt hattest. Plötzlich knackte es im Unterholz und du spanntest dich an, dann fing die Erde an zu beben. Verwirrt standest du auf, was war los?!

Panisch hast du dich umgesehen, da kam dir schon der erste Hirsch entgegen und mit einem wackeligen Sprung bist du zur Seite gesprungen, um nicht unter den harten Hufen des Tieres zu landen.

Wenige Sekunden später kamen noch mehr. Es war eine Massenpanik die ausgelöst wurde und sie zwang dich zu rennen. Mit kolpfendem Herzen bist du durch das Unterholz gerannt, in der Hoffnung nicht von der Herde totgetrampelt zu werden.

Was war nur passiert? Was hatte die Tiere so aufgeschreckt? Du wärst beinnahe über eine Wurzel gestolpert, doch du konntest dich schnell wieder fassen und weiterrennen. Aber du hast die nächste Gefahr vor dir fast übersehen, eine Schlucht. Du wolltest stehen bleiben, doch einer der großen Hirsche prallte gegen dich und mit einem Schrei wurdest du hinuntergeschläudert.

Mit einem harten Prall schlugst du auf einem Felsvorsprung auf. Schmerz durchfuhr dich wie ein Blitz und dein Kopf dröhnte. Jede Bewegung brannte und hattest Angst dich zu bewegen, du wusstest nicht ob etwas gebrochen war. Schwer atment hast du versucht Ruhe zu bewahren.

"Ganz ruhig, (Y/n). Es wird alles gut", hast du versucht dir einzureden, doch du konntest spüren wie sehr es gelogen war und Tränen sammelten sich deinen Augen, du hast geschluchzt.

"Caesar...", drang unterbewusst aus deinem Mund und wieder flammten Bilder aus der Vergangenheit auf und ein Arm, mit dunklem Fell. Wie in Zeitlupe kam er auf dich zu. Er sah so echt aus. Deine Brauen zogen sich zusammen und du hast ebenfalls deinen Arm ausgestreckt.

Plötzlich wurde der Arm schneller und blitzschnell packte die große, raue Hand dein Handgelenk und riss dich nach oben, gefolgt von einer weiteren Hand. Ein Schmerzenslaut drang aus deiner Kehle, als dein Körper wieder das Brennen anfing. Du wurdest albwegs anft auf dem Boden abgelegt und kurz wurde dir schwarz vor Augen.

Ein dunkler Schatten schwebte über dir und grün-goldene Augen blickten besorgt, aber kritisch auf dich hinab. Raue Hände tasteten deinen Körper nach Verletzungen ab und ein Zischen drang aus deinen Lungen.

Dann hast du die Augen geöffnet, der verschwommene Umriss über dir wurde immer klarer, bis du ihn erkennen konntest. Dein Herz überschlug sich und deine Augen wurden größer.

"Caesar?..."

[ravianefleurentia]

Tag 17. Berufliches Risiko (Wriothesly x Neuvillette) Genshin

Langsam blickte Wriothesly von seinem Stapel Papiere auf. Heute war wirklich ein langweiliger Tag. Da er sich an diesem Tag nur durch Akten wühlte und nicht einmal eine einzige Patrouille hatte er heute vor sich. Der einzige Vorteil an solchen Tagen war der pünktliche Feierabend, denn er zu sehr genoss. 

Doch am heutigen Tage war er am Abend mit einer wichtigen Person verabredet. Er wollte sich mit Neuvillette treffen und einfach etwas entspannen. Seine Arbeit war schließlich sehr anstrengend und kräftezehrend. Und auch wenn er seinen Job liebte, konnte ihm diese kleine Auszeit nicht schaden. 

Als der Wärter endlich fertig war stand er auf und streckte sich kurz. Dieses lange sitzen und nach unten gucken war er nicht gewohnt. Darum übernahm er dies Aufgaben nicht gerne aber wenn es um vertrauliche Informationen ging hatte er nun einmal keine Wahl. 

Wriothesly verließ das Gefängnis und atmete tief die frische Luft ein. Bei dem was er gleich machen wollte stahl sich ein Grinsen auf seine Lippen. So brach er in Richtung Neuvillettes private Gemächer auf. Der Schwarzhaarige war der einzige, der den zutritt hatte. Niemand sonst durfte den obersten Richter so privat und ungezwungen erleben. 

Endlich angekommen, klopfte er und wurde sofort hereingelassen. "Guten Abend Wriothesly!" begrüßte ihn der Ältere. "Einen schönen guten Abend, Monsieur Neuvillette!" antwortete er ganz höflich. "Bitte sei doch nicht so förmlich! Schließlich sind wir unter uns! Es wäre etwas anderes, wären wir in meinem Büro aber das sind wir nicht! Also lass bitte diese Höflichkeitsfloskeln!" bat Neuvi und lächelte ihn liebevoll an. 

"In Ordnung, Monsieur!" grinste der Gefängnisleiter frech. Der Wasserdrache schmunzelte und deutete seinem Gast es sich gemütlich zu machen. "Wie kommst du mit den Akten voran?" fragte er nun nach der Arbeit seines Freundes. "Naja, es gibt Beweise die dafür und dagegen sprechen. Noch kann ich nicht viel sagen!" meinte Wrio und setzte sich auf das Sofa. 

Der Richter setzte sich neben ihn und so redeten sie eine ganze weile über alles mögliche. Nach einer Weile hatte Wrio die Augen geschlossen, redete aber weiter mit ihm. Neuvillettes Blick landete auf den Handschellen, welche wie immer an dem Gürtel des Wolfes befestigt waren. 

Vorsichtig versuchte der Weißhaarige sie zu lösen. Und wie durch ein Wunder schaffte er es ohne das Wrio es merkte. Als er sie in den Händen hielt grinste der Richter. Schnell und geschickt legte er seinem Freund nun seine eigenen Handschellen an. 

"Was?" fragte er und realisierte was passiert war. "Erinnerst du dich noch daran, wie du mich in deinen Fängen hattest? Und jetzt bin ich mal am Zug!" sprach Neuvillette und betrachtete seinen Wolf.       

"N...Neuvillette, nein! Bitte nicht!" sprach Wrio und versuchte seine Hände zu befreien. "Warum denn nicht? Ich möchte dich auch mal auf deine Empfindlichkeit testen! Und außerdem, wenn du die Handschellen immer bei dir trägst, ist es quasi dein Berufs Risiko!" kicherte der Richter und machte sich an den schweren Metallstiefeln zu schaffen. "Und außerdem muss es doch total anstrengend sein, den ganzen Tag in dieses schweren Schuhen zu laufen!" fügte er noch hinzu. 

Wriothesly seufzte und nickte. "Ja, es ist teilweise sehr anstrengend aber man gewöhnt sich daran!" sprach dieser nun und wackelte leicht mit seinen Zehen als auch seine Socken ausgezogen waren. Neuvillette nahm diese Einladung mit Freuden an und ließ seinen Zeigefinger sanft über die Fußsohle gleiten. 

Sofort durchzog ihn dieses Gefühl und er konnte nicht anders als einen unmännlichen Laut von sich zu geben. "Du klingst fast wirklich wie ein Wolf!" sprach Neuvi grinsend. Der Schwarzhaarige knurrte und zog seinen Fuß zurück. Doch der Richter packte sanft seinen Knöchel und setzte sich darauf. 

Ganz zärtlich spielte er mit seinem hilflosen Fuß. "Hahahahahahahaha nihihihihihihihihicht hahahahahahahaha..." lachte Wrio und zuckte. "Oh mein Wolfi! Du gehörst mir!" provozierte er frech und genoss diesen Anblick. "Aber weißt du was wir noch probieren können?" fragte er und löste seine gefiederte Haarnadel. 

Als der Wächter sie sah schluckte er und schüttelte den Kopf. Die flauschige Feder umspielte seine zu empfindlichen Füße. Das klare Lachen des Wolfes hallte durch den Raum. "Nihihihihihihihihicht hahahahahahahaha dahahahahahas hahahahahahaha..." lachte er. "Ach? Aber du mochtest meine Feder doch auch!" konterte er nun und lachte leise. 

Wrio wollte eigentlich etwas sagen aber mehr als Lachen brachte er nicht raus. "Hahahahahahahaha bihihihihihihitte hahahahahahaha nihihihihihihicht..." rief er lachend. Nach einigen Minuten hörte Neuvillette auf. "Arme über den Kopf!" befahl er mit sanfter Stimme und grinste. Langsam gehorchte der Gefangene und legte seine gefesselten Arme nach oben.

Neuvi machte sich nun daran das Oberteil seines lieblings Wolfs hoch zu schieben und entblöße eine gut aussehende und vernarbte Brust. Wriothesly war nun einmal ein Krieger oder eher gesagt Wächter. "Diese Verletzungen waren bestimmt sehr schmerzhaft..." meinte der Richter vorsichtig und berührte sanft einige der Narben. "Ziemlich! Aber mittlerweile gehören sie zu mir und meiner Geschichte!" antworte er grinsend. 

"Die Bescheidenheit in Person!" kicherte Neuvillette und fuhr nun mit der Feder die gut sichtbaren Narben nach. Wrio konnte nicht anders, lachte und krallte seine Hände in eines der Kissen. "Sehr gut!" lobte die höchste Instanz Fontaines. "Hahahahahahahaha dahahahahanke hahahahahahaha!" meinte er lachend und zuckte leicht. 

Auch der Richter hatte Spaß an dieser Situation. "Wie hast du dir diese Narbe zugezogen?" fragte er und zog die Feder über eine gekreuzte Narbe an seiner Seite. Der Schwarzhaarige kicherte und versuchte ihm die Geschichte zu erzählen. So ging das eine ganze Weile weiter und Wriothesly berichtete viel von seinen Abenteuern.

Das sanfte Kitzeln wurde irgendwann zum starken Kitzeln seiner Finger. Laut lachend lag Wrio da und bohrte seine eigenen Finger mehr ins Kissen. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHICHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BIHIHIHIHIHIHIHITTE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..." rief er nun. "Warum denn nicht? Lass alles los und genieße es einfach!" sprach der Weißhaarige liebevoll und hielt kurz inne. "J...Jahaha!" kicherte er und sah seinem Partner tief in die Augen.    

So kitzelte Neuvillette seinen geliebten Wolf bis tief in die Nacht. Irgendwann waren sie Beide zufrieden und schliefen Arm in Arm ein.

[thescarsilivewith-if]

Been going thru the Naja tag and I've literally been sat in my seat for like 10 minutes imaging dynamics between the MC n Naja pre and post reunion

With the MC established to act kindly towards Naja within those first 3 months I like to imagine the MC would frequently initiate hand holding as a small sign of comfort and reassurance for Naja in the whole arranged marriage ordeal.

Years later, Naja finds the MC and its tears and rampant emotions the whole shebang. After everything is a bit more settled, Naja finds the MC to be a bit more closed off and absentminded at times. This time round Naja initiates that small comforting gesture they'd longed for and missed over the years. The MC's gaze sliding to their intertwined hands then up to meet Naja's eyes and offering a small smile as they grip their hand tighter by just a fraction.

I am... unwell ;-; the Naja brainrot is real and the demo isn't even out yet, I applaud thee.

Unfortunately, this is exactly what the Naja brain rot does to you... I always accept scenarios of Monarch/Naja btw, I can never have enough

[olgalenski]

“Ich bin Hanns von Meuffels. Ich komme jetzt öfter.”

Polizeiruf 110 - Cassandras Warnung (2011)

[herzlak]

Tatort Stuttgart: Die Nacht der Kommissare

Booty war beim Friseur, welch Freude

Kommt in de beschte Familien vor, dass man n Mord nicht aufklärt?

Hatte irgendein Tatort Kommissar JEMALS einen Durchsuchungsbeschluss, wenn einer nötig war?

From "Ich liebe dich" to "Wenn du mein Auto kaputt machst, knall ich dich ab" in less than 10 seconds

Willst du mein Spätzle sein? <3

"DA ISCH DIE MUDDA!"

A Lannert has hit your Windschutzscheibe

"Sind Sie auch bsoffen Bootz?" "Ja das wär ich gerne."

"HEINZ FAHR DEI SCHUBLÄDLE RAUS"

"Hab ich dir schon gesagt, dass ich dich liebe?" "Heut no ned."

HÄTT DIE DEN EISKALT ABGEKNALLT JAHAHAHA

Wer hat dieses Drehbuch geschrieben......

"Ich hoffe sehr, sie sterben innerhalb der nächste halbe Stunde an Lungekrebs, dann kann ich endlich schlafe gehn."

PAHAHAHA SCHLÄGT DER DEN NIEDER

"Und du fangst s Putzen an..." "Des ghört sich so!!!"

Tiger???

Keine Eier, aber dafür ne höhere Lebenserwartung

As much for höhere Lebenserwartung

Er ist "Arzt" (side eye)

Booty for Tigerfutter

Miezekatze :D

Tatort war so wild, dass der Fernseher abgeschmiert ist

Sogar den Penis, ja das lohnt sich natürlich

"Der tut nix."

1 2 3 4 Eckstein my ASS

Naja so hoch ist der Balken jetzt auch nicht, dass der da gleich sterben würd

Die zwei sind on their way zum Traumschiff

Ahahaha poly

Ja, ich fands auch lustig