#Nadja too ffs!

[indashadows]

The problem working for a designer company is that I can't stop thinking about how good any character of wwdits would look like in those clothes

[emilydickinsonsghost]

So, suddenly the show where vampires eat humans as a snack and it’s played for laughs is concerned about real life morality? Be so fucking forreal right now! Lazlo literally raised baby Collin’s and then later on had some fucked up threesome with him and doll Nadja while everyone watched (not complaining by the way it’s part of the absurdist comedy of the show). But God forbid anyone loose focus and have a consensual workplace relationship, that would just be too fucking far and way too problematic.

Also, I don’t think anyone who ships it does so because it’s 100% healthy and a shining example of what to look for in a relationship in real life. It’s a fucking show about blood-sucking, selfish, morally grey (at best) monsters. I think the fucked up gothic romance aspect was very much implied and part of the appeal. Almost as if that’s part of the genre. I mean, they’re vampires, duh!

Also, also, if we’re looking at actual power dynamics in their relationship, I think they’re giving Guillermo way too little credit. It’s literally been shown on screen that he can hold his own in a fight against Nandor and he’s killed more vampires than I can count (to save Nandors life btw, multiple times). Meanwhile Nandor literally doesn’t know what a spam email is and relies on Guillermo to iron his cape and open his coffin for him, like they’re co-dependent, sure, but it very much goes both ways.

Also the vampire killer x vampire is a cool and unique dynamic and literally something that happened before on the show with the guide having been with Van Helsing.

And finally, FINALLY, I can’t speak for everyone, but I for one don’t need them to “hook up” on screen, I just want them to confess their love for each other under the moonlight, followed by suggestive blood drinking and a chaste kiss. Like you don’t need to give me anything that wouldn’t be permissible in a Victorian novel, just don’t gaslight me and act like the romance between these two wasn’t very much implied all along!

“Small subset of very vocal people” my goddamn ass! Name a single straight person who watches this show ffs!

[sayakxmi]

[Magi rewatch] Episode 6: Warrior Tribe Fanalis [Part 2]

Again, Ohtaka, for fuck's sake.

Morgiana having visible scars >>>

No, fr, anime ppl should really just. Start drawing scars in general. Especially when it comes to the female characers. I feel like at least male characters get to wear theirs, but female ones have to look perfectTM. Just draw women with scars ffs.

I'm trying to make sense of her eyes here, ngl. Like, it's probably a dream effect or sth, but made me wonder if Fanalis eyes become red with time.

It's still a pretty depressing scene, but my mind works the way it does.

Cute, but, again, I kinda liked the manga version better, mostly cuz I liked how Morgiana's first reaction was to try to stop whoever was trying to touch her. That wariness made a lot of sense, y'know? Anime Morgiana comes off as a little more helpless here, the manga one still had the instincts to protect herself.

Small change here, in the manga iirc Nadja and her parents were leaving Balbadd bc of the conflict, but here she just says that they were living there, and then got caught by some scary guy. Like, damn, how bad was the situation in Balbadd for something like that to happen. Though, to be fair, it could've happened, given that mess and all.

Is there a Magi character that had, like, a good life. They're all just flesh bundles of trauma.

She's trying.

Small change. She just smiles here, then pats Nadja's head. I like how in the manga her smile fell the moment Nadja wasn't looking. Cool characterization moment. Morgiana is reassuring her, but she's also very serious and understanding of their current situation. It's not good.

Gdi these rugs. I have flashbacks. But anyway, it's actually pretty cool - Leila is panicking, searching for Morgiana.

It's so cool, actually. Leila freaks out that Morgiana might've been attacked, and rushes to help her, but gets stopped here. And she's furious that somebody's trying to stop her from helping her friend.

Nadja's sick.

In the manga it was less dramatic, lmao.

This looks. Kind of silly.

G O L T A S

There is one god, and his name is Goltas.

They ruined my cool flashy birds with that yellow bg. This is why I don't like yellow. Ironically, a lot of my fav characters are yellow. I'm confused by that, too.

Jokes aside, the flow, obviously.

There he is.

Up we go.

It was a cool moment, and, again, we should get much more of this.

That sun behind her. Awesome moment.

Listen, I won't do that fight scene justice with screenshots. You know what happens. I know what happens. Let's leave it at that.

That being said, it was still a bit funny how Morgiana was just lowkey flying there. Gravity who?

Ok, but the choice of words there. "I am Fanalis. One of the rulers of the Dark Continent. One of the strongest slave tribes." Em.

Small disservice to Morgiana, again, here she just straight up breaks the door. The manga shows that while she's fully capable of handling that kind of stuff, she's also not above less violent ways of dealing with problems. She tried to use the key, but since it didn't work, she opted to kick the door. In the anime she just kicks the door like that. I wouldn't say it's bad or anything, but in the manga Morgiana seemed more poised, even in such a dramatic situation, which, imo, was both a little funny - her being polite in such circumtances - and just a cool character trait. But oh well. I'm not faulting anime!Morgiana for not bothering with pleasantries.

Y'know, cool of the anime to address the fact that Nadja's sick. The manga kinda forgot abou it, lmao.

He's just. Sitting there. All '-'

Like, in the manga he made friends & was vibing, but here he looks so sad and lonely, come on.

He's happy to see Morgiana, tho.

Ok, he did make friends with them. But they looked more chill, which was funny af. Here they're serious, eh.

Idk what this is but it's AWESOME

WAIT, THEY HAVE MATCHING SCARS

Them.

[saltysalmonkid]

"Nandor has dark hair and an accent, have you slept with him too?!??" Nadja dont fucking play you already knew that nandor and laszlo were fucking each other thats probably how they met.

[hqxreader]

ive always wondered but why is sachi salchica? is there a specific moment or thought that made him into a sausage? 🧐 btw I love your writing it's super fun reading all the sachi works you've made!!!

thank you anon!! You’re too kind!! 🥺💕💕

so there is a moment or moments i suppose, 

So it comes from me and the OWLS, Ele, Edvi, Eve and Nadja on Twitter. It started off as Hirusausage Sachirou (idk where the sausage even came from 😂) then Ele realized sausage in spanish is salchicha which sounds more like Sachirou than actual sausage, so it changed to Hirusausage Salchicha

Then a few weeks later Ele and Nadja came up with Gomita Salchicha (Sweet Sausage) and it’s kinda been Hirusausage Salchicha and Gomita Salchicha since 

Sooo because of the Salchicha, in his Peanut Series ff’s (we’ll call them those) I like to put the titles in spanish and include some sort of spanish just for kicks 😂

Soo yeah, Salchicha Rights Activist 😁

[ladylynse]

Um, i can't click on the stories in the see more fics things

...I have no idea why, but you’re right, I can’t either when I go to that post. But when I click on the post to edit it, they all show up. I’ll copy and paste the post into this and see if it works:

A list of my three sentence fics by fandom(s) and characters/prompts so they’re easier to find! Alternatively, check out my tumblr fic masterpost, random WIP scenes and snippets, fic ideas, or find me on FFnet and the AO3! Also, take a peek at the fanart and fanfic I’ve been gifted. If you like my work, you can consider buying me a coffee.

Fandoms:American Dragon: Jake LongAo No Exorcist/Blue ExorcistDanny PhantomDaredevilFirefly/SerenityGravity FallsHarry PotterMerlinMiraculous LadybugRandy Cunningham: 9th Grade NinjaSupernaturalThe Adventure ZoneVoltron: Legendary Defender

Crossovers:Secret Quartet (DP/ML/AD:JL/RC9GN)ML/AD:JLML/DPSuperPhantom (DPxSPN)Phantom Falls (DPxGF)DP/RotGFirefly/TAZ (sorta)DP/OtGWDaredevil/SPNDP/Daredevil

American Dragon: Jake Long:Rotwood, 88, and 89 (”reveal”)Jake and Rose (”Huntsclan!Jake AU”) [FF | AO3]Haley (and Fu, Jake, and Rose) (”Huntsclan!Jake AU”)Susan and Lao Shi ( ”Huntsclan!Jake AU” //death (not really but still)) (expanded: FF | AO3) Rotwood and Jake (”Rotwood is pleased that Jake fits in a duffel bag”) / follow up / follow up / follow up Susan, Jake, Haley (Huntsclan!Jake AU “scales”)Jake, Fu (”Jake accidentally gets a kangaroo pouch in dragon form”) (1+5) Rose and Jake (Huntsclan!Jake AU “Why are you acting like this?”) (1+5) Blue Exorcist:Rin and Yukio (”capes”)

Danny Phantom: Jazz and Dani (stranger)Maddie and Plasmius (unexpected guest)Maddie and Dani (”escape”)Vlad (”have a heart” //blood, gore)Valerie and Danny (”What did you do with the body?”)Red Huntress and Phantom (”What did you do with the body?” //blood, death)Maddie and Plasmius (”impervious”)Vlad/Plasmius and Danny (”You can’t stop me”)Danny, Jack, and Maddie (”Uh...surprise?”)Danny, Sam, Tucker, OC ghost (”It is time to do the laundry”)Danny and Jazz (“lightning”)Valerie and Skulker (“horizontal”)Dani and Jazz (“family”)Maddie and Jack (“light switch”)Maddie and Jazz (“fool’s gold” //implied torture)Tucker (“folklore” //implied past torture/death)Danny (”college”/not angst)Danny and Sam (”purple” “DxS”)Danny (”badger in Vlad’s bag”) (follow up: 1+5) Vlad (”betrayal”)Dani, Jack, Maddie, Danny (”Jack and Maddie meet Dani”)Dani and Mr Lancer (”Lancer meets freshman Danielle Fenton”)Jazz, Danny, (Jack) (”Jack has a dad sneeze”)Danny and Maddie (”angst”) (x2, warnings for the second one: //blood, gore, vivisection, torture)Valerie (”cold”)Valerie and Mr. Lancer (”Mr. Lancer finds out about Valerie”)Danny and Dora (”sword”)Dash, Danny, (Kwan) (”Dash steals Lancer’s gradebook”) (follow up: 1+5) Dash, Desiree (”Dash steals Lancer’s gradebook” different version) (1+5) Danny and Valerie (”Danny, why do you have Mr. Lancer’s wallet?”)Vlad and Danny (”Vlad captures Danny in a thermos”)Vlad and Danny (”Vlad kidnaps Danny again” //drowning, torture)Maddie, Valerie, Dani (”blue”)Vlad, Maddie, Ghostwriter (”reveal”)Danny and Vlad (”Danny in a baby sling” à la this post) / follow upJazz and Danny (”tomorrow” //kicked out)Dani and Vlad (”forgive”)Danny and Lancer (”Per Tucker’s dare...”) (1+5) Danny and Vlad (”You’ll change your name...”) (1+5) Danny, Maddie, Jack (”impossible”)Tucker, Sam, Danny (”petrichor”) (1+5) Danny (”If I move fast enough....”) (1+5) Jazz, Danny, Maddie, Jack (”Can we go home now?”) (1+5)

Daredevil:Matt and Det. Mahoney (”discussing Daredevil”) (continued here)Various Hell’s Kitchen residents (”outsider POV” //death mention)OCs (”noticing Matt’s canes in the lost and found”)Matt and Foggy (retrieving Matt’s cane from the lost and found)Karen, Foggy, (Matt) (”she wasn’t expecting a 2 AM phone call”) (1+5)

Merlin:Merlin and Arthur (”If I could move...”) (1+5) Merlin and Arthur (”black eye”) (1+5)

Miraculous Ladybug: Chloé and Ladybug (reveal)Plagg and Gabriel (“I should have ripped off your head” //blood, death)Chat Noir and Marinette (”midnight coffee”)Plagg (”ephemeral” //dying)Marinette, Adrien, Alya, and Nino (”double date”)Adrien/Chat Noir and Ladybug (”You can’t stop me”)Chat Noir, Ladybug/Marinette, and Pharaoh (prompt based off this post)Marinette and Chat Noir (”hot chocolate” “Marichat”)Marinette/Ladybug and Chat Noir (“listen”)Marinette/Ladybug and Chat Noir (“chilly”)Marinette/Ladybug and Chat Noir (“dog”)Marinette/Ladybug and Chloé (“exasperation”)Marinette and Adrien (”cat-like tendencies”)Marinette and Tom (”brunch”)Marinette, Adrien, kids, and kittens (”kittens”)Adrien/Chat Noir, Ladybug, OC akuma (”Children should eat their vegetables”)Tikki, Tom, Sabine (post reveal “Tom and Sabine let Tikki fly through the house”) Manon and Adrien (”Manon finds a Miraculous”)Alya (”Lila was in big trouble”) (1+5) Adrien, Duusu (Ladybug, Nathalie, Hawk Moth) (”Duusu started crying”) (1+5) Nino (”Nino felt he had no claim to fame”) (1+5) Alya/Rena Rouge and Ladybug (”My family can’t see me wearing this”) (1+5) Mendeleiev and Aurore (”Mendeleiev hadn’t expected Aurore’s rant”) (1+5) Tom and Sabine (”farting contest”) (1+5) Lila and Pollen (”stolen Bee Miraculous”) (1+5) Chloé and Caline Bustier (”birthday present”) (1+5) Emilie and Audrey (”friends”) (1+5) Ladybug, Adrien/Chat Noir, (Chloé) (”Chloé bans wasps”) (1+5) Carapace/Nino (”Carapace hated being called Shelly”) (1+5) Nino, Alya, Chloé, Ladybug (Mayura, Chat Noir) (”Mayura’s blue skin”) (1+5) Luka and Anarka (”smoking”) (1+5) (related)The Puppeteer and her (human) puppets (”What happens to us?”) (1+5) Chat Noir, Frightingale, (Ladybug) (”Harley Quinn”)Adrien and Gabriel (”Don’t blame me for this.”) (1+5)Caline Bustier and Ms. Mendeleiev (”Please stop hugging me”) (1+5) Gina, Sabine, Marinette (”motorcycle ride”) (1+5) Lila and her mom (”Madame Rossi’s face was alight with fury”) (1+5) Bustier, Mendeleiev, and Damocles (”This isn’t very healthy”) (1+5) Lila and her mom (”Lila’s mom learns the truth”) (1+5) (follow up)Emilie and Audrey (”Hawk Moth!Emilie”) (1+5) (follow up | related)Chloe/Queen Bee, Rena Rouge, Ladybug, (Carapace, Chat Noir) (”We can’t turn our backs on him!”) (1+5) Chloe and Adrien (”My mom left and yours disappeared”) (1+5) Gabriel and Nathalie (”My hair is grey again!”) (1+5) Chat Noir and Ladybug (”At least it isn’t raining”) (1+5) Marinette (”Like many fictional teenagers”) (1+5) Marinette and Tikki (”Like many teenagers”) (1+5) Nadja and Manon (”Manon’s drawings”) (1+5) Lila and Nooroo (”future Hawk Moth!Lila”) (1+5) Lila and Kagami (”I’m not scared of you”) (1+5) Nathaniel and Ms. Mendeleiev (”your science grade is up”) (1+5) Sabine and Gina (”Mom”) (1+5)

Firefly/Serenity:Mal and River (”that’s gonna leave a mark”)River (“repeat”) (could be read as a TAZ crossover so I’m going to throw it there, too) (related scene)

Gravity Falls:Soos and Wendy (“grateful”)Soos and Wendy (“quiet”)Mabel and Dipper (“stomp”)Stan (”Stan as a pickpocket”)Ford (”Ford waking up from a nightmare”)Dipper and Ford (”baby sling” à la this post) Dipper, Mabel, Stan, Ford (”staying in Gravity Falls”) (1+5) Mabel and Dipper (”I got in so much trouble today.”) (1+5) Pacifica, Mabel, (Dipper) (”How did I get dragged into this?”) (1+5)

Harry Potter:Ron and Hermione (”stab him already”)Ron and Hermione (”technology/bafflement”)Ron and Lavender (”[Ron], what’s with your hair?”) (1+5)

Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja: Debbie (”competition”) (find an expansion of this idea by @sach216 here)Julian (”secrets”)Randy (”revealed”) (continued here)Randy (”captured”)Randy (“I wasn’t expecting that, but hey! It works!”)Debbie and Howard (“Why is it that when I’m with you, this always happens?”)Randy and Debbie (and Howard) (”protect”)Miss Wickwhacker (”cat herd”)

Supernatural:Human!Castiel, demon (”he was so cold” //near death) (1+5)

The Adventure Zone:Magnus, Taako, and Lup (”frosting”)

Voltron:Pidge and Allura (“wonder”)Shiro ("Shiro" :accidentally shrunken teammates”) (1+5)

Secret Quartet:Adrien and Plagg (”watching idols”)Randy, Jake, Danny, and Adrien (”watching idols”)Jake and Adrien (”painting” x2)Randy, Adrien, Jake, and Danny (”Can we get ice cream?”)Jake and Randy (“trapped”)Randy, Jake, (Danny, Adrien) (“rat”)Randy, (Jake, Danny, Adrien) (“hangry”)Randy, Jake, Adrien, Danny, McFist, Viceroy (”heart attack”)Randy, Adrien, Jake, Danny (”Nasty Burger”)Randy, Adrien (”Wait, you’re telling me that isn’t normal?”)Randy, Jake, Adrien, Danny (”Griffons do what with new hatchlings?”) (1+5)

Miraculous Ladybug/American Dragon:Jake LongMarinette and Jake (”Marinette, the French Dragon”)Adrien/Chat Noir, Chloé/Queen Bee, Ladybug, (Jake) (”riding a dragon”) (1+5) Jake and Tikki (”Ladybug!Jake”) (1+5)

Miraculous Ladybug/Danny Phantom:Mylène (”She was happy she lived in Paris”) (with a dash of Ratatouille) (1+5)

Superphantom:Dani and the Winchesters ( "And you think that's going to work?")Danny and Tucker ("No way! You see this too, right?" //torture mention...sorta)The GhostFacers (about Dani) (”grudge”)Dean (and Sam) (with ectoplasm) (“everywhere”)Dean, Sam, Vlad, Dani (”Too bad that didn’t kill me”) (1+5) Sam and Dean (”It’s too early for this”) (1+5)

Phantom Falls:Dani (”sunlit”)Danny Phantom/Rise of the Guardians:Danny and Jack (“ice”)

Firefly/The Adventure Zone:River (“repeat”) (related scene) Danny Phantom/Over the Garden Wall: (set in my fic Down the Rabbit Hole)Danny, Jazz, Wirt, (Wendy from GF, Toby from Trollhunters) (”part-time job”)

Daredevil/Supernatural:Matt/Daredevil and Castiel (”The Lord’s Angel teams up with The Devil of Hell’s Kitchen”) Matt/Daredevil and Castiel (”snark”)Matt (”fallen angel AU” x2)

Danny Phantom/Daredevil:Danny/Phantom and Matt/Daredevil (”Danny Phantom meets Daredevil”)

[fancytragedytrash]

Timebreaker - A Summary

Sabine: do I look good

Marinette: yeah mum you look fine

Tom: ???me?

Marinette: you lOOK FINE

Marinette: GO AND EAT YOUR FOOD

Tom: thanks love u

Sabine: don't forget this! really! important! thing! kid!

Marinette: lmao don't worry I'll remember

Marinette: bye

Marinette: merDE THE BET

Alya: ARE YOU COMING OR NOT

Marinette: HOLD YOUR HORSES IM ON MY WAY

Alya: HURRY UP

Marinette: OKAY ILL JUST AVOID THAT REALLY IMPORTANT THING ALIX IS MUCH BETTER

Mr Kubdel: Alix did you have to just wear the same thing u always wear

Alix: father don't question me I know what I'm doing

Me Kubdel: okay

Mr Kubdel: listen u want a cool-ass pocket watch with a hologram

Alix: hell yeah I want it

Mr Kubdel: here u go my child

Mr Kubdel: now go forth and win that bet you made with the tall kid

Alix: I will not let you down father

Alix: key Kim imma beat ur ass

Kim: well imma steal your rollerblades that are way too small for me

Max: listen would you two shut the fuck up

Marinette: I'm FINE I MADE IT

Alya: FOR GOD'S SAKE MARINETTE ONE DAY YOU'RE GOING TO GET US IN TOUBLE

Alix: wait a hot minute I forgot Alya please hold this very sacred and important thing that is 100 times more important that your blog

Alya: but my blog

Alix: TAKE CARE OF IT

Alya: MERDE MARINETTE YOU HOLD IT

Marinette: BUT THE BANNER

Marinette: AGH THERE IT GOES

Adrien: (I forgot to mention that this is the one episode Adrien and Nathanael actually stood next to each other, which is the only content I'm ever going to get) o h n o

Adrien: DONT WORRY I GOT IT

Marinette: THANK YOU CUTE GUY THAT JUST WINKED AT ME

Chloe: lmao what's this trash

Adrien: Chloe nO

Chloe: oops my hand slipped

Alix: *skates over the top of her watch*

Alix: KIM I TOLD YOU I'D KICK YOUR SORRY ASS

Chloe: I'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE

Alix: wait

Alix: you actual fools

Alix: I'm going to kill you that was priceless

Everyone but Sabrina: Alix we feel so sorry for you

Sabrina: *evil smiling carrot*

Marinette: Alix wait

Alix: no listen you piece of shit

Alix: that had a HOLOGRAM

Alix: leave me alone

Marinette: OH HOLY CRAP THE IMPORTANT THING

Alya: YOU WORTHLESS IDIOT

Marinette: *races home*

Marinette: I'm so sorry I was at this other thing

Nadja: no problems kiddo just give me my cake

Tikki: Marinette have you noticed that people are freezing up

Marinette: oh

Marinette: OH

Marinette: THAT IS NOT GOOD

Tikki: NO IT ISNT

Ladybug: LISTEN HERE YOU NEED TO STOP

Timebreaker: try my

Ladybug: CHAT WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

Chat: IM HERE PUNSPUNSPUNS

Ladybug: AGHLLFS WHAT DO WE DO WE NEED THAT AKUMA

Timebreaker: time to die

Chat: HELL NO THATS MY GIRL

Titanic music: baaaa ba ba ba ba baaa ba ba baa ba baaaaa baaa

Chat: dead

Ladybug: ASDFGHJKL WHY

Timebreaker: BACK IN TIME

Ladybug: yo past me go home and come back

Hawkmoth: YES MORE

Akuma: flap flap

Timebreaker: *multiplies*

Ladybug: *also multiplies*

Chat: puns

Fight sequence: lasts a long time

Ladybug: YEAH IM DONE

Other ladybug: ok bye

Other ladybug: *fades from existence*

Alix: woah you fixed my watch thanks bro

Hawkmoth: ffs why

Marinette: nice anniversary?

Sabine & Tom: alright

FINISH

[oofmilk]

Timebreaker - A Summary

Sabine: do I look good

Marinette: yeah mum you look fine

Tom: ???me?

Marinette: you lOOK FINE

Marinette: GO AND EAT YOUR FOOD

Tom: thanks love u

Sabine: don't forget this! really! important! thing! kid!

Marinette: lmao don't worry I'll remember

Marinette: bye

Marinette: merDE THE BET

Alya: ARE YOU COMING OR NOT

Marinette: HOLD YOUR HORSES IM ON MY WAY

Alya: HURRY UP

Marinette: OKAY ILL JUST AVOID THAT REALLY IMPORTANT THING ALIX IS MUCH BETTER

Mr Kubdel: Alix did you have to just wear the same thing u always wear

Alix: father don't question me I know what I'm doing

Me Kubdel: okay

Mr Kubdel: listen u want a cool-ass pocket watch with a hologram

Alix: hell yeah I want it

Mr Kubdel: here u go my child

Mr Kubdel: now go forth and win that bet you made with the tall kid

Alix: I will not let you down father

Alix: key Kim imma beat ur ass

Kim: well imma steal your rollerblades that are way too small for me

Max: listen would you two shut the fuck up

Marinette: I'm FINE I MADE IT

Alya: FOR GOD'S SAKE MARINETTE ONE DAY YOU'RE GOING TO GET US IN TOUBLE

Alix: wait a hot minute I forgot Alya please hold this very sacred and important thing that is 100 times more important that your blog

Alya: but my blog

Alix: TAKE CARE OF IT

Alya: MERDE MARINETTE YOU HOLD IT

Marinette: BUT THE BANNER

Marinette: AGH THERE IT GOES

Adrien: (I forgot to mention that this is the one episode Adrien and Nathanael actually stood next to each other, which is the only content I'm ever going to get) o h n o

Adrien: DONT WORRY I GOT IT

Marinette: THANK YOU CUTE GUY THAT JUST WINKED AT ME

Chloe: lmao what's this trash

Adrien: Chloe nO

Chloe: oops my hand slipped

Alix: *skates over the top of her watch*

Alix: KIM I TOLD YOU I'D KICK YOUR SORRY ASS

Chloe: I'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE

Alix: wait

Alix: you actual fools

Alix: I'm going to kill you that was priceless

Everyone but Sabrina: Alix we feel so sorry for you

Sabrina: *evil smiling carrot*

Marinette: Alix wait

Alix: no listen you piece of shit

Alix: that had a HOLOGRAM

Alix: leave me alone

Marinette: OH HOLY CRAP THE IMPORTANT THING

Alya: YOU WORTHLESS IDIOT

Marinette: *races home*

Marinette: I'm so sorry I was at this other thing

Nadja: no problems kiddo just give me my cake

Tikki: Marinette have you noticed that people are freezing up

Marinette: oh

Marinette: OH

Marinette: THAT IS NOT GOOD

Tikki: NO IT ISNT

Ladybug: LISTEN HERE YOU NEED TO STOP

Timebreaker: try my

Ladybug: CHAT WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

Chat: IM HERE PUNSPUNSPUNS

Ladybug: AGHLLFS WHAT DO WE DO WE NEED THAT AKUMA

Timebreaker: time to die

Chat: HELL NO THATS MY GIRL

Titanic music: baaaa ba ba ba ba baaa ba ba baa ba baaaaa baaa

Chat: dead

Ladybug: ASDFGHJKL WHY

Timebreaker: BACK IN TIME

Ladybug: yo past me go home and come back

Hawkmoth: YES MORE

Akuma: flap flap

Timebreaker: *multiplies*

Ladybug: *also multiplies*

Chat: puns

Fight sequence: lasts a long time

Ladybug: YEAH IM DONE

Other ladybug: ok bye

Other ladybug: *fades from existence*

Alix: woah you fixed my watch thanks bro

Hawkmoth: ffs why

Marinette: nice anniversary?

Sabine & Tom: alright

FINISH

[rwbyluz]

Timebreaker - A Summary

Sabine: do I look good

Marinette: yeah mum you look fine

Tom: ???me?

Marinette: you lOOK FINE

Marinette: GO AND EAT YOUR FOOD

Tom: thanks love u

Sabine: don't forget this! really! important! thing! kid!

Marinette: lmao don't worry I'll remember

Marinette: bye

Marinette: merDE THE BET

Alya: ARE YOU COMING OR NOT

Marinette: HOLD YOUR HORSES IM ON MY WAY

Alya: HURRY UP

Marinette: OKAY ILL JUST AVOID THAT REALLY IMPORTANT THING ALIX IS MUCH BETTER

Mr Kubdel: Alix did you have to just wear the same thing u always wear

Alix: father don't question me I know what I'm doing

Me Kubdel: okay

Mr Kubdel: listen u want a cool-ass pocket watch with a hologram

Alix: hell yeah I want it

Mr Kubdel: here u go my child

Mr Kubdel: now go forth and win that bet you made with the tall kid

Alix: I will not let you down father

Alix: key Kim imma beat ur ass

Kim: well imma steal your rollerblades that are way too small for me

Max: listen would you two shut the fuck up

Marinette: I'm FINE I MADE IT

Alya: FOR GOD'S SAKE MARINETTE ONE DAY YOU'RE GOING TO GET US IN TOUBLE

Alix: wait a hot minute I forgot Alya please hold this very sacred and important thing that is 100 times more important that your blog

Alya: but my blog

Alix: TAKE CARE OF IT

Alya: MERDE MARINETTE YOU HOLD IT

Marinette: BUT THE BANNER

Marinette: AGH THERE IT GOES

Adrien: (I forgot to mention that this is the one episode Adrien and Nathanael actually stood next to each other, which is the only content I'm ever going to get) o h n o

Adrien: DONT WORRY I GOT IT

Marinette: THANK YOU CUTE GUY THAT JUST WINKED AT ME

Chloe: lmao what's this trash

Adrien: Chloe nO

Chloe: oops my hand slipped

Alix: *skates over the top of her watch*

Alix: KIM I TOLD YOU I'D KICK YOUR SORRY ASS

Chloe: I'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE

Alix: wait

Alix: you actual fools

Alix: I'm going to kill you that was priceless

Everyone but Sabrina: Alix we feel so sorry for you

Sabrina: *evil smiling carrot*

Marinette: Alix wait

Alix: no listen you piece of shit

Alix: that had a HOLOGRAM

Alix: leave me alone

Marinette: OH HOLY CRAP THE IMPORTANT THING

Alya: YOU WORTHLESS IDIOT

Marinette: *races home*

Marinette: I'm so sorry I was at this other thing

Nadja: no problems kiddo just give me my cake

Tikki: Marinette have you noticed that people are freezing up

Marinette: oh

Marinette: OH

Marinette: THAT IS NOT GOOD

Tikki: NO IT ISNT

Ladybug: LISTEN HERE YOU NEED TO STOP

Timebreaker: try my

Ladybug: CHAT WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

Chat: IM HERE PUNSPUNSPUNS

Ladybug: AGHLLFS WHAT DO WE DO WE NEED THAT AKUMA

Timebreaker: time to die

Chat: HELL NO THATS MY GIRL

Titanic music: baaaa ba ba ba ba baaa ba ba baa ba baaaaa baaa

Chat: dead

Ladybug: ASDFGHJKL WHY

Timebreaker: BACK IN TIME

Ladybug: yo past me go home and come back

Hawkmoth: YES MORE

Akuma: flap flap

Timebreaker: *multiplies*

Ladybug: *also multiplies*

Chat: puns

Fight sequence: lasts a long time

Ladybug: YEAH IM DONE

Other ladybug: ok bye

Other ladybug: *fades from existence*

Alix: woah you fixed my watch thanks bro

Hawkmoth: ffs why

Marinette: nice anniversary?

Sabine & Tom: alright

FINISH