#NYA HA HA! ( online )

[hiss-and-vinegar]

🐍 OUR FAMILY IS FAR SUPERIOR TO ANYONE ELSE'S!!!

🐍 WE ARE, ALL FOUR OF US, GORGEOUS AND RESPLENDENT!!! LOOK AT HOW OUR COLOURS COMPLIMENT ONE ANOTHER, AND HOW WE STAND OUT!!! WE ARE THE SUPERIOR FAMILY!!! THE MOST PERFECT, THE MOST EVIL, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL!!!

🐍 VALERA REPPETTO, SIR PENTIOUS, MERRITT REPPETTO PENTIOUS AND ELIZABETH REPPETTO PENTIOUS!!!

🐍 CERTAINLY WITH MORE IN THE FUTURE... YOU REALLY THOUGHT MY SUPERIOR TRAITS COULD BE STOPPED!? NYA HA HA HA!

[ this art was drawn for me by @autokrates for my birthday!!! thank you so much it's LOVELY I cry with joy looking at it!!! ]

[for3verurs-cephy]

Holy shit I want to sew my mothers mouth shut omfg. Id do the world a favor

[heartfullofleeches]

1 horny brave chatter that donated 100 bucks to loser cat reader's stream to make them say "nya" Lol

Kitkatsbiggestfan Donated 100 Dollars: Today's my birthday! Could I pretty please get a birthday nya from my favorite kitty :D?

"Ha! Good one!- Want me to do that you're gonna have to add a few more zeros."

Losers- These pathetic chumps think they can throw their cash and you'll automatically become their "precious little kitten". While that's true to some extent you still have your boundaries. You'll throw on the maid dress and call them master, but you draw the line at meowing, or any other of that cutesy cat shit. It felt dehumanizing as a grown adult with your own free will, not to mention they'd never let you live it down.

You ease back in your chair, thinking it's the end of that saga in your life when it happens. That same donation sends in another donation ten times the first with the cheeky tagline -

"Will that do? ;P"

More donations pour in voting in favor. Soon enough there's enough racked you could probably retire handsomely if you spent your money right, or at least pay for a nice vacation already feeling the headache this all will cause. There's definitely no way they'd let you back out of this now. Your pride was long gone the day you started streaming. Better to go down by the weight of wealth than regret.

Wedging your hands beneath your thighs, you hide your mouth in the collar of your shirt - leaning as far away from your mic as humanly possible. You steel yourself mentally and take a deep breath, but all that comes out is a meek-

"nya....."

Your ears twitch in response to every ping. You close your eyes, thinking of what useless crap you'll buy with your chat's money to distract yourself from their messages. A new chair. Fancy tuna. Restraining orders for all these sick fucks-

"Clip that!"

"Thanks for the new ringtone! ^^"

"Would you make that sound in bed? Asking for a friend-"

Why the fuck did you turn on text to speech?!

"If I see any videos of this online I will piss on your grave!"

"The only threat you're giving us is a good time..."

[lightning-and-dragons]

Jay as Samurai X

This AU has been on my mind for longer than a day so I figured I would post about it lol.

Jay Walker never becomes a ninja. Jay's parents ended up taking him to an orphanage instead of the junkyard, and Sensei Wu, no matter how long he searches, cannot find him. So, he must continue and find the other ninja without him.

Sensei Wu recruits the others, and tells Nya immediately that she's the Master of Water. Cole, Kai, Nya, and Zane soon become the protectors of Ninjago.

Jay begins working at a mechanics shop, feeling an urge to build vehicles and tech, an urge that he couldn't explain. After a while, he begins to notice how light bulbs break around him, how he has a strange connection to the lightning in the sky, and how he, and sometimes others around him, get shocked with electricity without any cause. It doesn't take him long to find out that he's the son of the previous elemental Master of Lightning, through a bit of digging online, discovering that she had a son that she had given up at the exact same time Jay was admitted into the orphanage.

But he's scared of what it means. He's scared of the lightning. He's not a hero. He's not like the Ninjas that save Ninjago every week. He's just a guy that didn't have friends. Who could barely afford to live in the city. Who had no family. He couldn't use his powers to do the good that they did. He would only mess things up if he got involved, that he knew.

He couldn't use his powers at all. He knew how dangerous lightning could be, and Jay couldn't control it. He didn't know how. And he didn't want to hurt anyone.

He buys a vengestone bracelet not long after this discovery, knowing that the stone dulls elemental powers, wearing it every day and every night, needing to hide the part of him that scared him, needing protect others from the lightning he possessed. It made a dull pain throb in his body, but it was worth it.

But, after Ninjago City is nearly destroyed by the Great Devourer, a new girl comes and uses the mechanics shop that Jay works in. Nya was beautiful, and Jay connects with her immediately. She seems to understand him in a way no one else has before, and for the first time in his life, Jay doesn't feel alone. They became friends very quickly, and when Jay asked her out on a date, she doesn't say no.

It doesn't take her long to tell him that she's the Water Ninja. Jay can't help but be shocked. He thought that the Ninja were people who were powerful, who were perfect, spending all of their time protecting others, devoting every second to catching the bad guys. He thought that they didn't bother doing things regular people did, that they didn't make any mistakes.

But Nya was exactly like him. Sure, she did save the world every so often, she was strong, but she also loved building vehicles, she loved ice cream, and laughed at all his jokes. She sometimes crossed a few wrong wires, she had bad hair days, and she had a bit of a temper, but she was still a ninja. She was a hero, but she was a person, too. She wasn't an all powerful being Jay was scared of, he could even relate to her. She was human, she made mistakes, and something about that made Jay relieved.

She taught him that the Ninja weren't all powerful beings who were above regular people. They were just like him. She taught him that anyone, whether they had powers or not, could be heroes, too.

Jay was inspired by that. But he wasn't strong enough to take off the vengestone bracelet yet, not sure enough of his own abilities and control to let his powers be free.

He wouldn't let that stop him, though.

It didn't take him long to build his mech, the Samurai X suit, a suit of armor that let him save others, let him help Nya, without risking letting his lightning be free.

And he loved it. He loved saving others, he loved the tech he uses, and he loved proving that he didn't need his powers to be a hero. He didn't need to be anyone more than who he already was.

Nya knows it's him right away. The other Ninja fight to find out who the Samurai X was, desperate to know who was beating them to their fights, but she kept silent. A few months in, Jay reveals his identity, and Nya eagerly introduces him to the other Ninja, so thankful that the man she loved had become a hero, too, and found the strength to finally tell her.

Sensei Wu catches on to the bracelet Jay wears right away, and confronts him about it, knowing that this was the boy he had been looking for for years. And soon Jay is torn between hiding his powers from the people he could now call his friends, continuing to be Samurai X, a hero that he was proud of being, or he could take off the vengestone. He could learn how to use the lightning that he was born with, the lightning that he was terrified of, for good, using it like Nya used her water, with control and kindness.

Jay doesn't know if he's strong enough to. Jay doesn't know if he's ready to let the lightning be free. But he also doesn't know if he's ready to pass up a chance to understand what he could do if he finally let his fears fall away.

[kriti-the-creator]

Second one from the dare: NAWA 🌊🪻

And oh i like her design .

(Lily is not good at taking selfies 😔)

NAWA belongs to @auburnitzy . for your info auburnitzy artwork was the base inspiration for my comic style 😁.I had to draw her. She is so cute. Look at her🥹

Context: I drew her in her usual outfit but with an transparent jacket ( it was supposed to be a full body sketch but honestly I got lazy).my OC Lily is just in a black frock 🥲

A Mirror selfie it is .My oc went to the mall for shopping with nya and there was her favourite online influencer , Chang,e fellow friend NAWA. Lily has a lot of worry about her fashion as the only colour she wore is grey. But nawa can help her to fix her drawer😉

✴️DARE✴️

[katsmtmsdoodles]

in-universe explanation under the cut 😘

Lloyd:

- On the news CONSTANTLY

- Whenever the ninja are talked about, it's Lloyd's picture thrown up there

- He does all of the official public speaking for the team, so of course

- He's notoriously the sweetest to his fans

- Compilations of him being the nicest person ever are all over YouTube

- He doesn't ever post anything on Instagram, but he has the most followers anyway

- Isn't and doesn't want to be verified on TikTok, he's just a scroller, but trying to find his account has become a huge internet conspiracy

Kai:

- Posts on TikTok & Chirp DAILY, he has huge followings everywhere

- Everything from charities to his work out routines to Q&As to thirst traps

- Even has some vulnerable inspirational videos that are like "keep going. you'll be okay, i believe in you" that are honestly tear-jerkers

- Interacts with fans the most

- If anyone is curious about what the ninja have been up to, Kai's pages are the place to go

- Also attends the most events bc he's an attention whore

- But has also raised the most money and attention for said charities as a result

Jay:

- He doesn't host Ultimate Ninja Warrior anymore, but it kept going with his permission and a contract, he visits as a special host during the finals every year

- He's also on the logo of the show lol

- Occasionally posts stuff on Chirp when it means a lot to him

- He's bad at ignoring haters tho so not online as much as Kai

- At the same time, he gets really emotional when fans tell him how he's inspired them

- He's the funniest at interviews and really likes doing them with the other ninja

- His compilations are either "the blue ninja being HILARIOUS" or "the blue ninja secretly being a genius for 10 minutes"

Nya:

- She's only on social media to bother Kai during his livestreams and talk shit on his posts. also gives Jay's haters nasty comments

- But she does have a few workout tip videos to empower girls who look up to her

- Everyone has a crush on her

- Does volunteer work for publicity to the organization

- She's lowkey aggressive on her social media though, like, half of her posts are going after terfs and nazis to get them canceled

- The ninja's social team has a heart attack every time they hear that she posted something lmao

Zane

- The most Memed Ninja, like it's ridiculous

- He's every reaction image

- You know how supernatural has a gif for everything? There's a Zane gif for everything thanks to his interviews, media, fan events, etc

- His fan base is AGGRESSIVE for some reason, though

- His fan base is the K-Pop fans of the ninjago world, even though there's not as many of them.

- Maybe that IS why though. The few. The strong. They're the ones who, like, solve crimes through the internet and shit

- There are compilations of "every time the white ninja remembers he's a robot" that's just Zane, like, being shook when fridge magnets stick to him and when metal detectors go off around him

Cole:

- He has zero internet presence

- A whole ass mystery

- There are conspiracy theories that he's not even real and its a running gag

- There are accounts dedicated to posting blurry pictures of him like he's a cryptid

- They were clear pictures before, but they were edited to be blurry lmao cause it's a joke but some people have genuinely began to wonder

- Like some of them will literally be a blurred picture of him sitting with everyone else at an interview

- Cole isn't in on the joke though and is confused every time people meme at him (he's not an internet kid TuT)

[enavstars]

May you bliss us with your angst ninja headcanons?

mainly kai pls

Sorry for the delay. You asked mostly for Kai's so I delivered. If anyone wants more hcs about the others I can work on it some time in the future (I also have more of Kai).

Now the hcs:

• All the ninja have PTSD from everything they’ve been through

• And abandonment issues

• Cole has an eating disorder and eats when he’s stressed, this is one of the reasons he is very insecure of his weight. People online poke at him for it

• Jay's terrified of losing his loved ones again because of him. That is another reason why he went absolutely crazy post Seabound, as he thinks it was his fault Nya had to resort to sacrificing herself

• He used to be bullied for living in a junkyard before becoming a ninja and that's why he was ashamed of it

• Zane always shoves down everything wrong that happens to him (e.g being the Ice Emperor for way too long to be ok about it) because he puts the team and their needs first.

• Nya has nightmares from the time she died in skybound but doesn't tell anyone.

• She had to keep her work and love life secret from her brother for fear that he would shut her down to protect her. Her fear persisted well into s1 and that's why she felt she had to hide Samurai X even from Kai

• Lloyd still admires his uncle despite his obsession with the green ninja (and all the neglect that came with it) because he's the only relative that actually took him in

• All of the ninja have at some point hidden an injury at least once. But Kai and Nya are the ones that do it more often (Nya specially when she was samurai X), and know how to treat mild wounds because of it.

• Kai and Nya do physical activities when they’re stressed or have emotions they don’t want to process. They can do their thing like Kai working in the forge and Nya doing mechanics but they usually train, however they can go on for hours (Kai has passed out a few times)

• Kai and Zane have a very poor sense of self. Zane’s comes from him not valuing his life and thinking he’s expendable since he can be rebuilt, ignoring all the trauma that comes from getting severely hurt or “dying”. Kai has problems seeing his worth as a human being because he’s never lived for himself; everything he does is for someone else and so he thinks his value resides in what he can do for other people. 

• Kai is terrified of the idea of being alone, it’s his worst fear.

• He has THE WORST coping mechanisms and Zane is confused on how his body was able to go through all of them (Alcoholism, illegal fights, smoking…)

• Kai is an insomniac, he barely sleeps most nights and instead just waits until he passes out (He has very deep eyebags because of it but hides them with make up, covering his freckles too). He sometimes bumps into some other ninja at night since they all have fucked up sleep schedules. 

• Lloyd also has a lot of problems sleeping because of nightmares and goes to Kai or Nya’s room where he feels safer (mostly into Kai’s). Sometimes they stay up at night chilling or they try to sleep. In those cases the nights with Lloyd are the ones where Kai sleeps the most because he feels safer too.

• Kai has chronic depression because of his fucked up childhood

• Lloyd thought he had depression too for a while but it turned out to be autistic burnout because of the stress of being the green ninja. But he can’t properly rest or heal from the burnout so he’s exhausted most of the time.

• When he’s stressed Kai forgets to eat and can go days with very little food because he’s used to it from being poor in his childhood.

• Genuinely forgot what it feels like to be a kid and have no responsibilities so it’s his personal mission to not let that happen to Lloyd. Kai would be devastated if Lloyd ended up like him.

• Kai sometimes feels insecure about his face scars and contemplates hiding them with make up.

• Kai’s touch starved but terrified of letting people in.

• He hides his negative emotions as anger and when the others try to reach out to him he pushes them away by getting angry at them until it's mutual and they leave him alone.

• Never told the others about what he did after Zane’s “death”. He fixed himself up, alone.

[the-golden-weapons]

ninjas on Chirp/social media

kai: i think that after skybound nya was like “I NEED TO INTERFERE HERE” and stopped kai’s Chirp obsession like a canon event. he thinks the app has a lot of mindless discourse so he doesn’t post much. will retweet fanart most of the time, and occasionally posts the obnoxious merch selfie (#fiyah included)

cole: the most active one on the team. like kai, he will repost fanart and fan edits that he thinks are cool, and will put up photos of cool rocks he finds on walks. once livechirped a fight and got his ass beat. loves interacting with fans and showing up randomly when he’s tagged in threads. will never pass an opportunity to make fun of jay online.

jay: surprisingly he’s not as active you might think. he’s had a few accounts that he’s deleted over the years (one of them was from his debunked tv show.) mostly he just retweets Toby Fox and looks at mechanical stuff. he did an ama but all of his answers were vague as hell (responded to questions like “what’s it like to live on a boat” and “what’s the worst fight you’ve had” with “high ig” and “pirates suck”). will never pass up an opportunity to make fun of cole online.

zane: he doesn’t use social media all that much because he just has better things to do. but he does post a lot of photos of the falcon on his personal account. once dropped an f bomb in a post and the internet freaked out for a consecutive three days.

lloyd: has the professional verified account with the name “GreenNinjaOfficial” and everything. his pinned chirp is a list of emergency numbers and contacts to call when in trouble. posts are very wholesome. however, he has a private account that barely anyone has found yet (has like 10 followers, and two of those are nya and skylor) that he just constantly shitposts on.

nya: the second most active. mostly responsible with her account (posts stuff about inventions she’s working on and photos of the ocean) but tends to engaged in discourse because SHE CANNOT BE WRONG. EVER. sorry it’s the perfectionist in her. has a 25 post long thread explaining to someone online why the lightning ninja is not the worst ninja shut up and sit down. likes to retweet a lot of environmental stuff and sometimes shitposts bc she thinks it’s funny.

[queerandcartoons]

because the ninja are famous in-universe i wanna know what level of fandom they have. like, on a level of bts to average Hollywood star, how much fanfic is there? are there edits and videos online available? are there dedicated fan blogs? who is the most popular vs who has the loudest fans? (probably kai on both fronts, lol, he did indulge in his fans more than the others.) are there cole x nya shippers in-universe mad that nya and jay basically got married? (I'm not hating on the nya/cole ship irl, btw, ship and let ship, have fun.)

this kinda blurs the line between the irl fandom and some in-universe fandom. i was going to give random examples of petty internet drama, like nya getting in the way of gay ships or whatever, but then i realized that shit like that happens in real life...so, yeah.

But, also-- how would the fandom change from IRL being a fictional lego show to in-universe RPF (real-person fandom) celebrity fandom?

[nonbinarykai]

You know what fuck you *headcanons your ninja finances*

Kai

- usually deal with all the finances because he’s the most knowledgeable (and willing) to do it.

- he usually calculates how much the ninjas allowance is every two weeks and checks it off with wu to make sure everything looks good

- he also deals with money used for things like grocery’s, new supplies, etc in what they call the team fund

- typically if the ninja need something that benefits everyone (or don’t want to pay with their own money) they ask Kai and wu if they can use the team fund money instead.

- the ninja mostly get their finances through donations, merchandising, and awards from the city. Although it’s not much most shops in ninjago also give them custom discounts in order to thank them for protecting the city.

- Kai himself just usually saves up his allowance money. He never really developed out of his habit for saving.

- occasionally he would use his money to get the other gifts or to buy something he’s particularly interested. Like books or swords

Jay

- either always gambles away his money or spends it all right away getting new games, comics, or snacks.

- will pay ridiculous amount of money for merchandise if his current favorite show or media

- always begs Kai for more money or try to convince him to use the team fund to buy stupid shit

- never works lol

Nya

- uses most of her money to get supplies for her own side projects

- on the rare occasion jay will convince her to buy a new shirt

- frequent customer of Home Depot and Micheal’s

- she hates shopping in large mall complexes or stores because they would kick up her perfume allergies

Zane

- typically spends his money going to museums or zoos so he can look at birds

- he also donates most of his money to these places

- he also buys a lot of supplies and books about birds

- if you can’t tell he likes birds

- he doesn’t need to spend his own money on food or cooking supplies because the team fund usually covers that for him

- but he still likes to go to fancy restaurants in order to judge the food there lol

Cole

- one of the few ninja that has his own money stream because he does art commissions online

- Kai doesn’t question it as long as it means cole has his own money he doesn’t need to worry about

- spends his money on art supplies

- firm believer he’s a furry you cannot take this from me

- as a result also spends his money on fur suits, commissions, and going to cons

- also spends money trying to tend to his own plants he has

Lloyd

- lots, and lots of candy

- mostly spends his money on fast/junk food

- will occasionally buy himself a toy he wanted as a kid and now that he’s an adult with his own money he can get it himself

- likes to go to target a lot but not to buy anything just walk around and look at stuff before leaving

- if you tried to explain the concept of a credit card to him he would look at you like a kicked puppy

- also buys comics, although he’s not that interested in merch

- will sometimes buy plushies of himself

- anything else he has he usually donates

Wu

- if you took him to a grocery store I firmly believe he would take one look of those giant statues made by soda boxes and leave

- usually donates to museums

- very grateful that Kai is helping him with everything

- wu usually took care of the finances for a bit but after his tea shop and seeing how excited Kai was to run a shop with him (and recognizing Kai probably knows more then him) he let Kai take control

- of course everything still has to be approved by him so Kai isn’t abusing his power

[hiss-and-vinegar]

🐍 THIS GUEST SMELLS LIKE A BOG!! DOES HE KNOW???

[inkbagel]

I don’t want Jay to have an evil arc. I want Jay and Sora to meet each other in a Fortnite server and Sora to have no idea she’s talking to the lightning ninja but they become online friends for like ten months and then try to meet up one day and Sora brings Arin with her and Arin looks at Jay like “huh. You look kind of like the blue ninja.” And Sora brushes him off with “it could never be him. ZippyZap3008 works a boring office job and you said the blue ninja would NEVER work an office job. Plus he can only control lightning in Fortnite.” And Jay responds with “yeah who would willingly work for this company? It’s so lame.”

And then they all go home and never realize that Jay is the blue ninja whom everyone has been looking for like seven years.

One day maybe while FaceTiming each other Nya walks in and sees Soras screen and has a heart attack and Soras just looking at her like “girl what you crying for he’s not THAT ugly.”

[hiss-and-vinegar]

🐍 OH, SO EXACTLY LIKE EVERY OTHER ALASTOR?

🐍 THEN I'LL SIMPLY BLOCK HER AND I WON'T NEED TO EVEN PARTICIPATE IN HER JOKES!

@hiss-and-vinegar continued from X.

Oh, she’s a tricky one. You’ll have to avoid feeding into her jokes, I’m afraid, dear. You keep reacting to her with your rage and protests, you’ll give her more fuel to work with. Jusssst ignore her, and she should stop soon.

[traffic-light-eyes]

lloyd hcs? i wanna hear them ALL

Oh boyyyy here we go. I think my LONG Lloyd headcanon post is still one of my top posts, so you can check that out there. I already know this is gonna take a while, so strap in. Dunno if I'll get to all of them or not because I still need content for the future, though.

He's a hungry kid. Always hungry. They don't know if he's having some belated puberty thing where he's hungry 24/7 365 or if it's just his heritage, but he's just. Starving. He gets shy about it, though, even when he knows that his friends would never belittle him because of it. He'll just shyly and slowly push his plate towards Zane and look at him with his big puppy eyes and a pout and Zane can do nothing but give him what he wants (you're spoiling him, Zane. - What would you do in that situation, Cole? He looked horribly pathetic, and I couldn’t do anything but give him another slice of pie.)

He is either chronically online or he has 0 knowledge of the internet. No in-between. For chronically online, his vocabulary mostly consists of tiktok references, and you can definitely hear Zane crying in the distance because he doesn't know what Lloyd is saying. For 0 knowledge of the internet, Jay and Kai make jokes and references to tiktok/reddit/Twitter/etc. and when Lloyd doesn't understand (and subsequently tilts his head like the adorable dragoni he is), you can hear Jay crying in the distance and the soft shushing voice from Nya as she tries to calm him down.

He will steal all shiny things. Shiny rock on the ground? Yoink. Jay left a particularly sparkly bolt on his desk? Well, it's Lloyd's now. Loose change on the counter? He'll take the shiny ones, thanks. He doesn't use the money. He just owns it. When Garmadon came back and saw his stash of sparkly things, he was like, "Ah, so you did inherit some of my genetics. I was getting a bit worried."

Contrary to popular belief, he doesn't own many plushies. Just one. It's a little stuffed tiger with half-off eyes and practically tearing at the seams. Kai won it in a claw machine for him back when he was a kid, and he will not part with it nor have any alterations to it no matter what. It's his and it has survived all the fires in the monastery, the crashes of the bounty, and the angry throws at the wall when Lloyd is mad (he immediately picks it back up and cries for throwing it). He remembers each mark, each missing patch of fur, every scratch on it stupid beaded eyes, and he treasures it. Because his brother got it for him.

He bought Jay a Hatsune Miku body pillow.

He's not a very good gift-giver, actually. If it was December, and he was tasked with some white elephant something he would perish at the spot. So, to combat that, he buys trinkets and things that remind him of his friends or things that he thinks that they'd like, and during the holiday or birthday, all he has to do is stuff it in a bag and put a bow on it. During the missions where they miss the holiday/birthday or if they're not close to his stash of presents, he gets really upset because he can't show them how much he loves them because nothing nothing can compare to the year of scouring shops and finding that cute little spoon engraved with Zane's initials that he found in a thrift store.

More of the gift giving: he's bad at showing affection or just verbally saying that he loves his friends, so he does the neurodivergent thing of just. Giving them pretty rocks or, like, soda tabs. Cole was horribly touched by the rocks, and now he has a shelf full of Lloyd rocks. Sometimes, to calm down, Lloyd and Cole paint the rocks. There's a cute collection of ninja look-alike rocks sitting next to their photos. When Lloyd was younger and everyone started gunning for his affection, Kai got a bunch of jars and wrote everyone's names on them. The person with the most soda tabs by the end of the year would have won the "Lloyd's favorite" award. The thing is, though, they never stopped doing it. When Pixal joined the crew, she was surprised to find herself a jar with her name on it with a purple soda tab.

Speaking of Pixal- a little after she joined, she realized that Lloyd had not finished school. When she had asked about it, she was told Wu was teaching him. She searched more to find out exactly what he was being taught. Lo and behold, it was exclusively ninja things or ancient, ancient history. And much to Lloyd's annoyance, she immediately stormed up to him and got him learning some algebra. She was not going to let him live his life without schooling. When she realized that he was having a lot of trouble with high school mathematics (because she had assumed that he was in the highschool age), she slyly went lower and lower in the education scale just to see where he left off. She was horrified to find he had not exceeded 5th grade math. No more than 5 minutes after his daily lesson, all of them (save Lloyd) had a nice, long conversation about his age and his schooling. She made it her life duty that Lloyd became one of the smartest gosh darned people in Ninjago.

On a lighter note, Jay and Nya sometimes have robot battles for fun. But. Not aggressive or combat related. They make robots do silly tasks like planting a flower or making a sandwich. They always make Lloyd judge who did it better because he has 0 clue the mechanics behind it, and he doesn't pick favorites. (Even if he's not trying to be his father anymore, he loves stirring up chaos by making each of them never truly beat each other by a lot)

He had a lisp as a kid. He didn't know it at the time, but it was because his mouth was unfamiliar with his sharp teeth. It makes him speak funny. For a while, he just didn't speak at all because he was embarrassed when the other darkleys kids made fun of him. He toughened out, though, and sat in his room, reading out loud to himself (occasionally with his kind roommate and friend Brad helping him) to correct his speech. To this day, he sometimes messes up words because he doesn't have proper speech therapy. But it's just another cute Lloyd thing to the team.

Mkay. I only did a few for just in case someone else asks for Lloyd stuff

[master-jarrus]

Working on my oni lloyd/raised by garmadon in the movie verse fic (I'm actually on chapter 2 pregnancy brain fog is just so bad that when I read back through with a moment of clarity it's just me going wtf this isn't coherent or in character)

But here are some things I got ironed out below the cut if you want the spoilers

I edited more in*****

Garmadon, Wu and Lloyd are part oni

Movie Koko will just be Misako in this fic and I am blending their personalities (because there are a lot of subtle differences that add up)

Kind of blending movie and show garmadon (it's just really hard for me to write movie garmadon.)

I'm adding in my hc that the Great Devourers venom is a neuro toxin and Garmadon has brain damage to his frontal lobe

Lloyd doesn't want to be a war lord but doesn't really know what else he could possibly do with his life

Lloyd and Jay are going to be the first one to get along because Lloyd discovers Jay and him are mutuals online in Star farer forums and Jay got him into the lore about prime empire

It was Kai's idea to kidnap Lloyd the others went along with it because it seemed like Kai had a solid plan that he just hadn't shared yet

He didn't

Lloyd tracks a particular sea turtle who nests on the volcano because when he was little she used to let him climb onto her back and just ride around and she tends to stay close to the volcano because he feeds her invasive jelly fish (sometimes imported with the purpose of giving to her)

Nya and Lloyd will bond over their mutual hobbies in marine biology and robotics

Lloyd is crazy smart from being around the scientists all the time since they often baby sat him when he wasn't allowed to help take over ninjago

But they did let him learn a lot of lessons the hard way because they were busy doing the research they actually want to do (Garmadon pays really high for engineers so science interns are recommended to go to him if they want to make money for research fast)

Edit:

The royal family is a thing in this au

They and the elected officials benefit from Garmadon attacking the city

He gets tax payer money as a thanks for his contributions in providing distractions for when things are messy

Harumi is the princess and she does still blame Lloyd for the Great Devourer but it's more complicated and definitely not his fault

This au was meant to just be funny but my brain is kind of making it more complicated

[okimnerdy]

Random Thought

You know how some people sleep talk and sometimes they talk about what's happening in their dream?

Zane does that, but sometimes he plays music instead. I know the man doesn't need sleep, but when he does, he's an uncontrollable jukebox. Like the man is connected to an online soundboard that reacts to whatever he's dreaming about.

Nightmare? Heavy metal/screamo

Good dream? Maybe some pop.

No one knows what the country music stands for just yet. Cole has his money on lucid dreaming.

But those deep sleep dreams, the ones where it's nothing but darkness? Man's just emitting static, dial up, or the weather alert that comes on the radio or tv.

That last one has definitely cause the team to panic and get ready when they weren't meant to.

Jay or Nya have been called on more than one occasion to disable Zane's sound system/vocal unit. Pixal tunes it out but turning off her auditory processors.