#NSBDNF im excited to play him?? hes a bit of a prick but lol who isnt?

[wadehq-blog]

heyo! i’m chase! .. and this is my string bean trash king wade delaurier, aka the object of all of my hatred ( that’s a joke, he’s okay )

he’s elden prep’s resident art heaux! 

his style is v reminiscent of becky cloonan.

he’s a moody fckin brat, that can love you one day and want to be a thousand miles away from you the next. 

he’s the youngest of four, and has a helluva a lot to live up to. all of his siblings stick to the spotlight and both of his parents run a highly successful business but he just wants to live his life nd make a comic, or a trillion.

he’s a #vegan, and will fight you if you try to make him change his ways.

he’s also a feminist, nd rallies for diversity and better education .. nd all that good stuff, but refuses to join politics bc?? .. nobody knows, probably bc he thinks they are scum, maybe bc hes too busy with other stuff.

his last name comes w an ego, literally his entire family is up their own ass. he’s the tamest one tho, like he KNOWS he’s hot nd intelligent nd rich, but he doesn’t boast about it.

he’s messy and reckless, and just .. a big bag of trouble. most likely to punch someone for having an ugly opinion, wracks up detentions like its nobodys business, leaves class unannounced bc the teachers voice puts him to sleep .. genuinely just a dick??

but he’s actually rlly intelligent? and a lot of things ppl would consider boring genuinely interest him. he absorbs useless facts like a sponge, tbh. 

a giant cynic? literally hates society as a whole and thinks the rivalry is the stupidest shit he’s ever heard of, honestly.

 is at least 25% sarcasm. 

loves dogs with all of his heart and soul, and whenever he sees one he gets one of those hope for the world smiles across his face where u can genuinely see his dimples. he volunteers at the animal shelter often bc he loves those fluffballs so much nd would probably die for them??? probably.

he’s not too big on relationships, and tends to just sleep around whenever he feels the need to do so. he’s just the opposite of soft, and doesn’t see a long-lasting relationship in his future.

he’s actually only half a delaurier, bc his father isn’t who everybody thinks. his mother slept around a lot and still sort of does? but, shh, he literally knows nothing about this.

he uses his allowance to buy watercolors and weed, tbh.

lowkey a conspiracy theorist.

highkey a lover of horror movies and film cliches.

PLOTS

ok so, gimme a half-brother, or half-sister?? like imagine the dramatiques if they ever found out? bonus: they’re a part of the rival high school.

a best friend? just someone he’s comfy around and can sort of relate to?? maybe they smoke nd watch horror movies together, nd he just genuinely enjoys their presence in his life .. which isnt a big thing with him.

just general friends? ppl he keeps close but not TOO close. he vibes with them, yknow?

a fellow volunteer at the animal shelter - honestmeme, give me this? theyd be one of the few that got to see his small shard of optimism, and his cute dimples 

someone he’s friend-zoned? he does this a lot, honestly??

someone he’s crushing on? oK this would have to be someone that’s either entirely different then himself and basically ideal in his eyes, or someone that rlly relates to him and is the other side of ideal. it’s hard for him to rlly like someone, ok

someone who’s crushing on him? probably unrequited but hey, that’s fun

ppl in art club, probably has a vibe with them .. he’s p vulnerable with his art, so he considers these ppl close

enemies, hnstly there’s a bunch of reasons to hate him

ppl he doesn’t like, again .. he probably has so many? lmao, i apologize in advance 

anyways that got long? if you read all the way to the end, and actually wanna plot? give this a like, and ill come to u tomorrow??? maybe ill even make u cookies