#NOT intended to be fatphobic! just a lil joke

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You know what, at this point let's just make a harem for Queen!Reader rn, who might be in the harem idfk, Verosika? Stolas? Alastor? FUCKIN MAMMON? WHO KNOWS!

But the idea that Queen!Reader subtlety gaining the hearts of other characters is so funny to me, especially if Reader was oblivious to it

Reader: Oh Lucifer darling look! A present from Mammon!

Lucifer: (Takes the gift and unwraps the present) It's... Holy shit...

Reader: Hm? What is it?

Lucifer: I'll be riiiiight back...

Meanwhile

Mammon: (Sitting in his luxurious chair watching TV) Now all I have to do is wait for the bi- I mean the Queen to come here and accept my wedding ring-

Lucifer: (Bursts down the door in demon form) ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? FIRST SATAN AND NOW YOU!?!?

Mammon: OH SHI-

Lucifer: (Lunges at Mammon) YOU FAT BITCH!

Mammon: AHHHHHH!

And since that day, Mammon earned the wrath of the king of pride... But would that stop him from gaining advances from you? FUCK NO

(╯°益°)╯彡┻━┻ REVERSE HAREM TIME!!!!

😅 Lol I mean we can if you want since you’re the Queen!

(Jfc Mammon you couldn’t even give her the ring in-person… you dumb fat bitch 🤦‍♀️)