#NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU ANON personally i do love shadow milk cookie scoffing and rolling his eyes at her

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what about shadow milk fucking black sapphire to get his angers out,,,

When he first got out the tree, he was so tense!! Of course he was going to need a stress reliever! Candy apple cookie is far too annoying and would never shut up about it but Black sapphire,, harder to get into bed but he’s more attractive.

And ofc Shadow milk has to test everything after so long!! Bondage, Voyeurism, spanking, roleplay — anything you can think off and he’s done it too Black Sapphire. It’s gotten so bad that he’s now constantly called ‘pet’ or ‘toy’ — maybe once or twice shadow milks shared him with Truthless recluse <333

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(ships: black sapphire cookie x shadow milk cookie x candy apple cookie)

Now wait a minute - remember you are speaking to THE Candy Apple Cookie fan around here. If you bring her up around me, she is immediately involved in whatever situation you have proposed with. Sorry, she's just too perfect to leave out and she can have anything she wants.

That being said. The thought of Shadow Milk Cookie being so horny and pent up from aeons of no action that the first thing he does is snatch up his minions? I like this idea A LOT.

Bonus points: he can't cum because he doesn't have his solid body around the time he escapes. He can have the desire to fuck, he can feel emotional arousal upon putting his minions in situations, but without a penis or vagina he physically cannot get relief. He's just a spirit.

You guys know how Shadow Milk Cookie gets when he's frustrated, and boy, is he FRUSTRATED.

He can summon animated lifesized puppets to fuck Candy Apple Cookie for him, he can bend Black Sapphire Cookie over with shiny blue thread lacing around his neck, but he can't feel any of it! For all the pleasurable screams and pleas his minions cry out for him, it only makes Shadow Milk Cookie's itch grow and grow.

By the time Butter Roll Cookie announces he's found the perfect formula to make a suitable cookie body, Shadow Milk is foaming at the mouth. He can't WAIT for his dick to actually become hard for the first time in many eras, and as soon as that little puppy perks up, he's unloading all the pent up feelings anyone can stand.