#NORMAL SHOW FOR NORMAL PEOPLE

[chiisana-sukima]

Just saw a post about how Dean holds the baby in Heroes' Journey correctly and Sam holds it "wrong" because Dean knew how from raising Sam.

I wanted so desperately to drown it and add @peanutbutterandbananasandwichs' 'what, between nap time and snack??" gif, but unfortunately it's spn's foundational myth that a four year old competently carried an infant down a flight of stairs and out of a burning building without dropping him on his head, so unfortunately I have to sit on my hands and just mutter under my breath.

Anyway, Sam is holding that baby perfectly fine while looking unspeakably hot (what a MILF!), and I am tired. The baby is happy and squirming and its giant baby head is fully supported by Sam's arm. If anything, Jared looks way more comfortable with baby-holding there than Jensen does, but that's because babies don't cooperate for the camera and not because of Sam working his poor four year old fingers to the bone taking babysitting jobs to support himself and his 8 year old brother while their abusive father beat him half to death and drank in some version of spn I just made up 10 seconds ago in my head.

[drulalovescas]

You're laughing??? Castiel's heart led Amara directly to Dean and you're laughing?????

[biblicalhorrorstory]

early seasons destiel was such a moment. cas appears in a barn after yelling incoherently at dean in a gas station and his hotel room, then proceeds to tell dean his greatest secrets, eyefuck him within an inch of his life, call sam an abomination, explode a few light fixtures for effect, and disappear… and the fandom was like oh yeah baby that’s romance!

[mishaesque]

my issue is that just rewatching Supernatural isn’t enough. It takes too long. I want it all at once. I need a room covered in 327 monitors that feed me every single episode at the same time. I need the DVDs melted down and put into an IV drip. I want every single minute of the show tattooed on the inside of my eyelids. I need to live inside its flesh.

[supernatural-ate-my-face]

The fact that in season 4, Dean gleefully told Sam that he was a virgin again after Cas touched him all over was really underappreciated...

[allhailthepandicorn]

you gotta appreciate that they managed to make destiel and megstiel canon in one line.

Specifically

"go save your brother and my unicorn"

Remember in this context, Meg uses unicorn to refer to someone who you love and were with for a time and made you realize there was more to life but couldn't ultimately be with because they were meant for somebody else. (she refers to Amelia the same way).

Meg literally went "yeah Cas and I were a thing, but he's meant for someone else"

and then we IMMEDIATELY cut to those gay ass losers in the crypt eyefucking.

[byrdonbroadway95]

I know it's been said before, but I'm saying it again: Dean did the last night on Earth thing LITERALLY 15 episodes ago with Anna and he starts giving CAS the same speech and I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO DRAW PARALLELS?

"sO lAsT nIGhT oN eArTH, wHat arE yOuR pLaNs?" (And can I be a part of 'em pls?)

"DuDE, cOmE oN, aNyTHhiNg?" (Me, pick me)

"THeRe aRe tWo THinGs I kNoW fOr cErTaiN: 1) BeRt aNd ErNiE aRe gAy" (tell me, Cas, do you feel anything about that? Identify at all? Asking for a friend)

"aNd 2) yOu aRe nOt gONna diE a VirGiN. NoT oN mY wAtCh."

not on my watch

Not On My Watch

NOT. ON. MY. WATCH.

GOOD LORD AND THE ABSOLUTE SINS DEAN COMMITS WITH HIS MOUTH WHEN CAS TELLS HIM HE'S "NEVER HAD THE OCCASION".

THE MAN LITERALLY LICKS HIS FUCKING STUPID PERFECT LIPS.

Do it yourself, you coward, you're desperate for it and he WILL SAY YES.

[h00tzz]

..hiiiiiii

I draw Supernatural now

[fallenangelblade]

they spent all of season 7 reminding us, over and over again, that cas’ betrayal and death haunts dean more than anything else that’s ever happened to him. half of the time the words come straight out of dean’s own mouth, right before he admits that he doesn’t know why it’s so different with cas. meanwhile, he keeps cas’ dirty, bloody trenchcoat in the trunk of every car he drives, so he’ll have it when cas comes back to him

[rainbowskullsandcoffee]

hunter corp dean is definitely openly bisexual. the hunting company universe probably made his coming out to be a spectacle since its good for the business.

while demon dean is also openly bisexual but in a sense whenever someone is shocked that he also likes men, his face just go 'duh. aint it obvious?'

[sunnysam-my]

My 10 years old self watching my stupid little show with "Mr. Roboto" playing in the room next to me:

"Wow, I can't believe I'm agreeing with a fictional man arguing with a talking dog about music."

[diamond-rings-and-gutter-bones]

the crazy thing is that cas literally was in love with humanity. but when metatron says cas is in love with humanity, metatron means a different kind of love and a specific part of humanity.

[drulalovescas]

I don't know what's funnier. that jack looks like dean and cas' love child. or that jack's jacket looks like dean's shirt and cas' trenchcoat love child

[number-one-castiel-apologist]

Me pulling up supernatural to excitedly rewatch an episode I remember every minute of so I can act like this is all brand new, fresh and never seen before information

[fandom-hoarder]