#NO WONDER STRELNIKOV ISNT PLAYING WITH YOU GUYS YOU SCARED THE GOPNIK AWAY WHEN YOU *RIPPED A GUYS HEAD OFF.*
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He avoids main events and hes juat doing his Ex Soviet Boi schtick to avoid
You know
Aneurysm
It's been 7 too many days since Strelnikov was mentioned in his tags... I yearn for more Strelnikov I YEARN FOR MORE
Anyways another Strelnikov headcanon
He definitely says "WHAT!?" Every time someone isn't at least a foot close to him? Two feet away are you? He can't hear you sorry, speak up next time or something idk?
Plus wack ass drawings idk about them but the rest might be worse. Ignore my handwriting :/
#that or getting killed by bright because he made one joke about children#we get it jack. your author was Bad and i slurped u up#you dont hAVE TO BE THE QUIET KID OF THE SCP FOUNDATION YOUR GAY ASS IS AT LEAST 150 AND YO DAD'S 200#NO WONDER STRELNIKOV ISNT PLAYING WITH YOU GUYS YOU SCARED THE GOPNIK AWAY WHEN YOU *RIPPED A GUYS HEAD OFF.*
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