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[lotstradamus]

i'm going to doncaster (to see... someone... in concert) what else is there to do? got two days.....

me: WHO THE HELL ARE THEY GOING TO SEE LIVE IN DONC–me: me: me:me: haha wait 

okay, first of all I need you to know that this is very weird for me because a) Doncaster isn’t somewhere One Visits, so having to think about where to send an unfortunate tourist is strange, and b) the fact that On* Directio* fandom happened so long ago but people still remember that I’m from Donny creases me. RIGHT. ANYWAY. I’m just gonna tell you where I go when I’m home, because we have Streamlined our DTC experience. 

so: The Salutation is the best pub in Doncaster, and it very handily has the best Thai restaurant in Doncaster above it (Thai at the Sal). if you go to the Sal, you will see minimum three people that I know. if you don’t fancy Thai, five minutes walk around the corner is Relish, which does all sorts of food. one of my best friend’s brother works there. down the road (past the Bingo) and round the corner from Relish is the Wool Market, which used to be an indoor market selling secondhand VHSs and is now a Trendy* Place To Hangout And Eat. they have fancy ice cream and stuff. round the other corner is Vintage Rock Bar, which is a bar; we love it there. it plays rock, emo, indie from sixth form, all that good shit, but it’s not a dancey place (booths and sofas) and you can actually chat to your mates cos it’s not deafening. if the DJ is tall and pointy, I know him and he will usually play requests if you ask nicely. DO NOT VENTURE FURTHER DOWN THIS STREET, AS IT IS SHITTY £1 SHOT CHAV NIGHTCLUB CITY. go back on yourself, up past Relish, and turn right down the covered street: Social. our place. Vintage Rock Bar, but dancey, and cheap drinks, and the best smoking area to cram yourself into and chat to pissed strangers. (hint: if there’s a queue for the girls’ loo, go across the way to Mint Lounge and use theirs – it’s a front and the loos are guaranteed to be empty.) can be relied on to play Linkin Park, Jay Z, Pulp, Queen – they RUN THE GAMUT if the GAMUT is EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO SCREAM IN SOMEONE’S FACE on a good night. keep going past Social, and the last takeaway on the right does the best chicken, cheesy chip and mayo wrap in Donny mate. hal LE lujah. 

*it’s all relative!

we do have things like a cinema (Vue) and ice skating/swimming (the Dome) and a bowling alley (next to the cinema, opposite the Dome), if you need to be Entertained or can’t centre your trip around drinking, but… it’s Donny. IT IS THE MECCA OF DRINKING. moment of sincerity: if you have a car or are willing to pay for a taxi, go to THE YORKSHIRE WILDLIFE PARK. 15 minutes out of the town centre we have lions, giraffes, rhinos, polar bears, tigers, all of which have been rescued from Bad Zoos etc. and are absolutely flourishing and loving life in the lush Donny fields. enjoy my hometown! I’m so sorry!

[battlestar-royco]

One thing I've noticed about the 'mate' thing is how often Maas use it to forgive bad relationship behaviour. He gets territorial with you? That's just how the mating works! Do you have constant sex even tho it has 0 impact in the story? Mate things! Your mate was awful to you? Well, it's your mate! You're meant for each other so you'll forget it as soon as you realizes!! I'm all for the soulmates concept, but I prefer it in a way of discovering and loving your partner, not because 'destiny'.

You’re right and you should say it! And I hate how her stans have basically followed her example and use the “fae male” argument to stave off any criticism of SJ/M’s relationships. 1. She didn’t have to make her fae like that. 2. She didn’t have to write so many fae characters. 3. The fae are meant to be analogous to humans, and are like humans in almost every other way except pointy ears and nasty misogyny/heteronormativity. Coincidence? I think not. Why, when you could write about literally anything because you’re writing fucking FANTASY, would you write a culture that’s an exaggerated version of the horrible gender relations we already have? And then wrap it up in a nice little bow of romance and sexiness? Why not critique it, or why not completely break it down into something fresh?

I’m so over the concept of mates and fated romances. It just seems like a lazy way to force characters together rather than writing a healthy breakup or romance. I’d rather watch two people come together and find what they have in common or slowly adjust their worldview to understand each other than have two characters be together because IT WAS MEANT TO BEEEEEE, THERE’S NO OTHER CHOICE, THEY’RE M888888S!! It completely negates the growth and love the characters had from any past relationships, and it takes away a certain element of consent and agency. And it’s especially upsetting because so many stans are reading, romanticizing, and internalizing the way Rice and R0wan treat their ~females~, and acting like it’s total relationship goals and no other man could possibly compare.

[bestabsoluteshitposts]

WHY DO YOU LIKE BANGJAE

m888888

youngjae happily sasses yongguk off whenever he doesnt give a fuk hes so comf around him, but hes also a dweeby fanboy its so cute

yongguk seems rly comfortable cuddling up to jae like they never make a thing of it, he’ll just put an arm around him or lean against him 

ONE SHOT.

killing camp where they teamed up and were the ultimate power couple

when they teamed up on starcast and made bingsoo and called their team oldschool 

tah-dah with the constant bantz 

when yongguk said youngjaes brother is rly hot and youngjae was like UM????

b a n g j a e 

[insertimaginativenamehere]

ELMER for the ask meme, give us your thoughts about smile boy

yes m888888 smile boy

A) Realistically - honestly thinking about dyslexic Elmer making up spellings as he goes because he’s learnt several languages and can’t keep the spelling systems all in mind and besides it all sounds fake and Huey despairs. Elmer thinks the red squiggly lines are so cool and actually aims to try get as many as he can. Being in touch with Elmer is a nightmare.

B) Fucking hilarious - I fucking love the cryptid one about ‘smile man’ like it’s so nonsense but I find it beautifully funny like yes it’s the smile man with his smile hands. he wants you to smile. I just...know it’s absurd but everything about that delights me.

C) Ahahahah pain - did you mean Elmer’s entire life? I think Elmer’s reaction to trauma is agonising as it stands. I’m also genuinely chilled by him sometimes. He rationalises everything as being in search of smiles. It’s reallllllly unhealthy. But pain headcanons, man, I have a fic I’m avoiding writing bc I’ve never written anything like it. I’m not sure if I’m comfortable talking about all of it openly but it’d be Huey/Elmer and set just after Monica’s death and poor choices (Huey’s life) and Elmer just rolling with everything in hope that Huey will smile. I’ve wanted to write it a while. Who knows when I will? Maybe I will one day and then will no longer be able to say I’ve never written any Sin. 

D) Fuck canon - OK BUT MASK MAKER TRIO OT3 OR OT4 W NIKI AND THEY ARE ALL HAPPY AND FERMET NEVER HAPPENED AND EVERYTHING IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL 

[urbandrakes]

tagged by @traashboaat :)

1. Are you named after someone? don't think so lmao 2. When was the last time you cried? like yesterday bc I decided to watch sad fulms 3. Do you like your handwriting? it literally changes every day so no 4. What is your favorite lunch meat? #triggeredvegetarian 5. Do you have kids? I am one 6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? probs not 7. Do you use sarcasm? me? use sarcasm? never. 8. Do you still have your tonsils? yep lmao 9. Would you bungee jump? fuck that shit no way 10. What is your favorite kind of cereal? rice krispies for sure m8 11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? yes, then I tie them up again lmao 12. Do you think you’re a strong person?  no wAy 13. What is your favorite ice cream? cookie dough omg 14. What is the first thing you notice about people? well first I check if theyre real and if ive actually left my room, then probs like just their face in gen 15. What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? weight, height n acne. and hair and probs eyes too I c ant pc ick 16. What color pants and shoes are you wearing now? grey ;) 17. What are you listening to right now? flat by hat films I stg I'm tra sh send help 18. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? probs like blue or orange 19. Favorite smell? new books ::::::-D

20. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? fluffy dildo, aka my friend zia to tell him to piss off and no he cant come over 21. Favorite sport to watch? wtf is a sports lmao 22. Hair color? I mean like really light brown bc I'm actually blonde but since getting it cut it hasn't seen the sun even once 23. Eye color? grey w/ blue rim around iris 24. Do you wear contacts? no pe 25. Favorite food to eat? dick. 26. Scary movies or comedy? comedy m888888 27. Last movie you watched? the edge of seventeen 28. What color of shirt are you wearing? black green day shirt w/ camp halfblood hoodie on top ;) 29. Summer or winter? winter dudes 30. Hugs or kisses? kisses, I am not a hugger. or kisser, but yknow 31. What book are you currently reading? The Sun Of Neptune by Rick Riordan 32. Who do you miss right now? people? I lit haven't seen anyone for a week and two days 33. What is on your mouse pad? a stack of books 34. What is the last TV program you watched? sherlock 35. What is the best sound? chris trotts voice ngl ;) 36. Rolling Stones or The Beatles? rolling stones def 37. What is the furthest you have ever travelled? Idk a canary island 38. Do you have a special talent? I don't have any talents, let alone a special one 39. Where were you born? Birmingham m8

yet again I have no friends so just do this bc y not yknow