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kindlythevoid · 2 days ago

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Op is there. is there fic. Is there. Is there One Shot.

objectively speaking i could envision gimli legolas and aragorn running a chaotic private investigator firm a la shawngus from psych except instead of two guys its three and also their uncanny seemingly superhuman abilities have absolutely nothing to do with detective work

#I AMMM. I AM AFUEGHESGP. I AM UNWANELLL. I AM UNWELLLL.#MY TWO. TWO FAVORITE THINGI FHGS.?????? MASHED TOGETEHR!!????#SO WONDERFULLY>??????????#OOOOOPPPPPPPPP #I MUST KNOW. HOW DOES BILBO FIT INTO IT. HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW BILBO. IS IT BECASUE HE'S GANDALFS FRIEND???#OR DOES HE JUST SPONSER THE BOYS IN THE LEAN WEEKS????#ALSO WHERE ARE THE HOBBITS IN THIS. LIKE. DO SAM AND FRODO LIVE WITH BILBO IS THAT WHY THEY CANT HAVE GOLLUM AT HOME #DO FRODO AND SAM SHOW UP FOR SHENANIGANS #OR B PLOT SHENANIGANS LIKE OUR LOVELIES JULIET AND LASSITER. FILLED WITH PLATONIC AWESOMENESS. BUT NO ROMANCE ARC BTWN THEM.#ARE THEY ALL JUST BEST BUDS #IS FRODO YOUNGER OR OLDER THAN ALL OF THEM IN THIS. LIKE IS HE AN ADULT ADULT LIKE IN THE BOOKS?#OR YOUNGER SINCE HE WAS STILL YOUNGER THAN THOSE THREE?#NO ONE DIES IN THIS AU LESSGOOOO THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!#WAIT WHO'S DESPERAUX??? IS IT. IS IT. PRINCE IMRAHIL!? T R E E B AR D???? wait. no. no. TOM F'N BOMBADIL & HIS WIFE GOLDBERRY!?!?#WHAT HAPPENS TO EOMER!!! DOES EOWYN HAVE HER DEPRESSION ARC!!!! DO THE ENTS SHOW UP A LA MERRY AND PIP??? DOES THE BALROG SHOOT GANDALF???#IS ARAGORNS POWER KNOWING PPL AND THE DUNEDAIN SHOW UP CONSTANTLY AS EXTENDED FAMILY MEMBERS???#DO FRODO AND LEGOLAS EVER END UP TALKING???#d o t h e y d r i v e a r o u n d i n t h e b l u e b e r r y #i n s t e a d o f p s y c h i s i t c a l l e d t h e t h r e e h u n t e r s #d o e s b o r o m i r b e c o m e m e r r y & p i p ' s t e a c h e r #OH MY GOSH AND THE GUEST APPEARANCES CAN BECOME HOBBIT(/silmaril?) PPL #(also I am convinced that legolas “you have no father here” of the woodland realm would get nicknamed AT LEAST once. AT LEAST.)#(but you right that bit is funny as hell)#psych 2006 #lord of the rings #the three hunters

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