#NO BRIDGE TOO WTFFFF

[jaeyunverse]

very eager to know your thoughts ab the title track :o

[discotreque]

LwD 2.06: The Spy Humongous

I don’t have much to say about this one… but in a good way? Like, look at my blog—I obviously don’t mind when an episode of Lower Decks gives me an opportunity to ramble about Star Trek lore or giggle about background references. But too much of that makes a show feel like work, and quite critically, I do not get paid for this, nor would I want to be. So an episode that’s fun, and interesting, and sweet, and (dare I say) engaging, one that lets me sit back and relax and forget about the troubles of the 21st century and just enjoy some goddamn Star Trek… that’s always going to be welcome.

Still, you know… for posterity…

The premise of the A-story—that there’s a bunch of shit work to get done, and Tendi’s the only one trying to have a good attitude about it—is extra cute if you’ve heard Mike McMahan say that she’s partly based on himself when he was starting out in TV as a production assistant, just super thrilled to be taking lunch orders and refilling the photocopier with paper, because he was working in TV!!! I love it.

Rutherford’s “I GOT A BIG OLE BODY” voice absolutely fucking killed me, wtffff

A rare prediction, keeping in mind I’m almost always wrong: the next time we see William Boimler, he’s going to look exactly like post-makeover Brad from this episode.

Speaking of Boimler—yes, I got a little emotional seeing the Galaxy-class bridge, even in his imagination. Leave me alone.

My favourite running bit on this show might be over-specifying the temperature of replicator orders, and “Computer: birthday cake, lit candles, various temperatures” might be the best one yet.

“We should have fed off your enthusiasm, not tried to tamp it down!” Rutherford says, speaking directly to the audience.

Casey’s desire to be “acting captain” seemed kind of off-base to me from the start, given how many nameless extras we saw get relieved from duty at the beginning of scenes in TNG—you’re just keeping the chair warm, dude—so I’m really glad that’s exactly how that little asshole’s storyline paid off.

I’ve been waiting 30 years for someone to punk Armus like that. And I’m not the only one:

Next episode is titled “Where Pleasant Fountains Lie,” which is hardly the first Shakespeare reference in Star Trek—but it’s probably the dirtiest Shakespeare reference in Star Trek, so props for that. 💦️

[taylepathy]

ariana grande - positions (my initial listen)

1. shut up

- the way she sings the title>

- the outro is so beautiful

- antis trolls haters: OUT

- there’s a reason why it’s the opening track

2. 34+35

- the chorus? she said what she said

- girl the way i cant keep up with any of the lyrics of the song even i have them in front of me

3. motive

- a grower definitely

- the chorus isn’t it for me but the verses are ok

4. just like magic

- the song i claimed when she posted the track list doesn’t disappoint

- the msg of the song>>>

- sis got me looking up how to have a clear conscience

5. off the table

- this is a grower?

- i feel like it lacks sth

- the outro is beautiful

6. six thirty

- her vocallllll

- “are u down?” then in positions “cause you’re down for me and im down too” we see uu girl

7. safety net

- damn vocals, she rlly cannot disappoint vocally

- ty dollar and the production are amaaaazinggg

- i feel like she doesn’t care much about the lyrics which is fine because it’s not her forte

8. my hair

- product-shunnn

- the nod to positions in the bridge

- the whistle verseee sis really giving us what we want yesss

9. nasty

- she’s one of the sex songs, we maturinggg

- lyrics are ok, chorus is FLOWINGGG

10. west side

- this is a grower like most of the tracks

- it’s quite forgettable for me

11. love language

- the outro wtffff

- i wasn’t expecting it at all because of the transition but imo it saved the song

12. positions

- she is still ✨fresh✨

- who said this was a bad lead single choice?👁👄👁she was so smart to make it the lead because it doesn’t age a bit since release day

- so so addictive

13. obvious

- rlly hope it lasts this time

- she is so happy u can feel it in these songs

- we are rooting for u girllll

14. pov

- noooo this song is so wholesome and it’s such a good closing

- to witness someone finding their soulmates is just surreal for me and someone this big? and have that person to love u for u and not the fame? this is her delicate/daylight, fightttt me

- we love seeing successful women finally finding the love of their lives

[alatussy]

I was playing mc with the SU texture pack on and a topaz was swimming in the water ! I was confused because the were swimming towards me? So i stood there, still, until they got to me. When they reached the little bridge i was on they started running towards and ?? I was like Wtffff so? Like any person would, i fekin ran too ajsnsjns s . When i was far enough i looked up what mob it was and it was apart of the new Villagers and Pillagers update siabsksjsksndnnd i didnt know they were hostile

[vertigoambrosia]

i have no attention span here’s the rest of fan day 1

timo

damn ilja is really getting cut

Nice

*ilja voice* how can he block chop

tim vs ilja is a highly underrated rivalry

oh shit i just realized bola is soon! people will see ilja!

but really ilja has abs now

HOLY SHIT that chop from david was loud

and that slap!

i love that ringkampf can tag without looking at each other

poor david....this boy is getting destroyed

he evade!

we desperately need another ilja/tim singles match

david bb probably not the best idea to snipe at walter rn he’s not even legal

oh my that accidentlal double lariat was vicious

klonk heads

jeez ilja and david work really well together

i love this ‘senton over the other guy onto the dude pinning his partner’ thing

this is probably a very different match than what was originally intended

unless lil jack sexsmith has gotten more hardcore than i assume

THEY HOLD HANDS

wtffff that ushigoroshi

niiiiiiiiiiiiice finish

...and then tim wrestled three more days in a row

tas mentioned that 4 people were supposed to work all 3 days and only he and tim actually made it

lmaooooo walter trying to air guitar with the belt

and then air violin

pretty sure i know andy retains (which is completely expected), but it’s gonna be interesting to see how this goes down

oh we haven’t seen him in red in a while!

...ok wait i don’t think that’s true i think he wore the reds during g1

i just remember when ibushi pinned him and put his face practically in zack’s ass

god i miss him in evolve

ok calm down zacky save the kicks for andy

bless the fans by the entrance ramp flipping off andy

lollll i love zack but that was hilarious

protip: do not give zack any of your limbs

zacky posing on a chair doesn’t work as well when your balance is wobbly

is he just leaving

andy i don’t think you had to look that far for a chair

poor tas the match hasn’t even really started and he’s lost control

tas is YELLING

yes crowd, andy does deserve it

btw tas’ reaction are comedy gold

andy practically crying with pain is so satisfying

guys i love zack sabre jr so much

does zack have the best bridge?

no!

how did my boy get caught in the sharpshooter?

hah he tried to hold tas’ hand

aaaa that was so close!

nooooo

you’re right by the rope!

yes!

damn andy was really sitting into that one though

DON’T GIVE ZACK YOUR LIMB

people who are immune to andy’s low blow

zacky

tim

zack again

murde him

MURDER HIM

KILLL HIIIIIIII

GODDAMMIT

REINER LOOK AT ANDY HE’S FUCKING OUT FINISH IIIIITTTT

wait zacky wht the fuck did you release the hold

zackkkkkkkk

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ohhh i ended this post too soon here’s ilja

i really want that shirt

obviously this is not jazzy or ilja’s theme but i really like it

*ilja voice* shhhh, my children

...oh so i guess they didn’t have time to sub this

i mean i love listening to ilja whether i understand what’s he’s saying or not

...esp if he’s just gonna throw off his shirt

he literally has so little chill he had to take off his shirt to cool down

at least that’s what i’m assuming just happened there

[sweet-xoxo-thatcares]

Is it weird that I watch gay porn with straight guys fucking each other and gay transmen getting fucked too?

It's like when I watch a guy with a big, plump white or black ass, with some oil and hair on top of it....

I lowkey start thinking about fucking his ass too?

I lowkey find it strange, but then again I'm pan...

Asses look good on anyone. Even though I would never admit some objectifying shit like that in person.

It's like I immerse my clit as the dick that's getting sucked and fucked on.

Then I cancel out after I cum 🤣😇🥲

Lol like wtfff is wrong with me guys? I mean there are guys who like to get pegged, so I wonder do these women who strap on guys, think about the same thing that I do....

I feel really guilty because I keep saying idk if I'm ready to try dating another bisexual guy or another transman because of me getting heart broken by one.

But I still miss em' despite everything. It's just on and off, I hate you, I miss you....just like our relationship....

It was hot and cold with those 2 toxic mfs.😕

I just wanna have my chance to dominate a guy and get fucked rough and deep. Man or Woman and everyone else under the rainbow too.

I know most pansexuals will say that they don't have a gender preference, but I'm slowly starting to see where my eye keeps getting drawn to the most. And I think it has something to do with the people I messed with already.

I still miss them and maybe I shouldn't overthink it.

But it is disturbing how I keep swiping right on white guys and girls or even mixed chicks that look like Jay either as their nonbinary stage with light brown curly hair Upton, or their pre-trans stage with long curly hair or straight hair. It's the big cat nose, the eyes, the Eyebrows, the glasses, and of course the jawline and the lips, and the strong lip Bridge, all with a soft face, chubby, and the soft white skin and ass.

It's not that many out there that remind me of them, but I've talked to a few smart asses, just like them, that was a pretty close call for me. Cause Jay was pretty. I just want to keep all the good qualities about them, and take out all the bad, the mental trauma, the abusive behavior, and just have a nicer, quiet, less selfish version of Jay who actually smiles and not mean and cranky all the time.

I did match with one who's name was Ryan. And he had the soft round face, light brown curly hair, and the nose, and the lips. I was so freaking close we just clicked right off the bat and had sexted each other on snap. We were so freaking horny and excited. He was really enamored with my boobs in my bikini pic so I sent him those and he kept sending me his luscious pink dick. I haven't had real dick in a longgggg time like not since 2020, it was my ex, and I gave him head.

I still like strap.on too. Don't get me wrong.

But anywho Ryan's Canadian kept saying he wanted to come to America once the border opened back up to take me out to dinner and I said yeaaa I would so be into.fucking you in the bathroom, cause I love public sex. And this was before we started. I made sure to ask are you really coming or is this an online setting thing?

He said no, I really wanna give you this white dick in your mouth.

So I was even more turned on. We kept going snapping pictures. He wanted ass and titty pics. And then he sends me stuff of his dick getting harder and harder which I liked. He said he was 7 in....holy fuck. Wayyyy bigger than my ex Terrell.

But then when I sent ooh I want it on my clit, he stops answering after his last message was oh you want me to rub your clit. And then he goes I came so hard.

He left, yall....while I was still masturbating to this Wigga wtffff?

I even sent a question mark ❓like hellooo selfish ass what about me????

I check back on my phone and the snap I sent was still on delivered and it was 2hrs ago...

I see he posted a story...

I OPEN IT TO SEE HIM POST A VIDEO OF HIS FREAKING CAT JUST POSING ON HIS BED

AND THIS WAS ONE HOUR AFTER I SENT HIM MINE SHIT...

LIKE WOWWWW I HATE BEING PLAYED AND I HATE BEING IGNORED ESPECIALLY WHEN IM BUTTASS NAKED WAITING ON YOU TO TELL ME TO POKE IT OUT FOR DADDY MORE WTFFFFFFFFFFF

Rude ass, inconsiderate bitch.

So you know what, I checked to see when the Canadian border opens back up, it said August 8th.

BITCH THEY ALREADY OPENNN WITH YO LYING ASS!!! WHY EVEN LIE TO SAY YOU COMING???

WE COULD HAVE JUST HAD PHONE SEXXXX

Last message he got from me before I unfriended him on snap right after I saw red flag 1, ignoring me to post a cat video....#2 Canada border actually is open..

I said "Fine, I understand. I'll unadd you."

That's so.fucking selfish, I helped you cum, so help me finish idiot! That's exactly the shit I won't tolerate no more. Waiting on bitches to text me back when it's obvious they don't care, trying to be ms. Nice girl and give him 3 days....nooooooo

I ain't falling for that shit no more. I'm glad I unmatched his ass too right after.

Pissed me the fuck off, I started having flashbacks of when Jay and Terrell did that shit to me, ignoring texts and pushing me away, not giving a fuck about plans we both already agreed to. Blowing me off like I'm the idiot, I'm the sweet child that will always love them no matter how rude, impulsive, and impossibly disrespectful they were.

The 1st time I had phone sex with Jay, Jay cums and then I said what about me? Jay goes "just take a cold shower. I don't care if you cum"

I was so mortified at how cold, rude, selfish and disrespectful Jay was. Jay said the only person they care about Cumming is Ayunna. And this was wayyy earlier on before they actually did start caring if I came or not...but still that's shitty and poor etiquette.

Just like the real shitty version of Jay. That frugal McDooggle used me and lied to me.

He didn't give a fuck just like they didn't. It made me cry a little cause I was really looking forward to some dick with somebody that at least was chubby, white, and soft like Jay. And he had blue light eyes. I still like Jay's sandy brown eyes tho.

It just sucked....and yea you really shouldn't expect respect from an internet hoe like Ryan.

Kiss my ass Ryan, you'll never taste this ass and titties.

These H's are mine I tell you! Fuck yoooooouuuu.

I will admit, there was this girl by the name of KC, she doesn't seem as interested, but we talked on snap after matching on okc. She likes to read Stephen King books. So I asked her what are you reading now, cause I like smart girls like that. She said it's called The Stand. Talking about a virus that infects the world. It was nice to read that 1st chapter and connect with the character, Stu, who dealt with grief from his wife and mom who both had cancer. I started thinking about Grandma alot tho 😔 in not the most happy sense. The scene felt dark like as if more is to come.

I wonder did Stephen King lose somebody to cancer or was he feeling sick himself. It's got 56 chapters and I did say I would try reading it more. Thank God they had the 1st part of the book on Google preview.

I'm the type to dive in when I meet someone new. I like figuring them out. But so far, I noticed she hasn't texted me back with questions and stuff as much so she's really dry and probably still not sure what she wants rn...she said she's just going with the flow but I think it's a sign she's lonely but wants to see what's outside 1st before she leaves the safety of her world.

She works in retail too at a grocery store. So we connected a bit on that too. It's weird when I'm the more talkative one asking all the questions....thats not a good sign. Ppl who are interested in you, ask you stuff they wanna know too. And I did step back to give her chances to step in....so yea imma keep looking on tinder and okc.

[sweet-xoxo-thatcares]

I'm the type that will text you back later, not answer the phone. Because I'm not doing okay and I don't feel like hearing myself cry to you on the phone, cause it makes me sound like a punk ass.

I never want people to see me in pain like that. Especially not even somebody I trust, don't know, a stranger. And definitely not my enemy.

I'd rather suffer in silence than to be made a mockery of, or be called a fool for crying...when I perfectly understand that everybody cries. It's human to cry.

But don't tell me that if you saw somebody cry as hard as I did, you would reach out....don't lie to me.

I know people don't care, cause it's not their issue, not their problem. I'm just sick of being disappointed and let down by people who were my friends and who I trusted....only to find out they are the worst at comforting somebody going through a hard time. And these are people that I've been their comfort pillow for. I got let down and I got hurt before even after being vulnerable...

So you know what, I can't trust nobody with my emotions right now, mainly just my father, my emotional support coach, Mr. Optimistic. I don't wanna run into the wrong arms and get hurt.

If your friend could only say "Damn" or "I'm so sorry that happened to you" then when right back to talking about themselves and their issues its like WTFFFF BITCH MY GRANDMA COULD DIE TODAY, OR TOMORROW AND ALL YOU SAID WAS SORRY THEN BRUSHED IT OFF LIKE IT WAS A NEWS TOPIC WTFFFF.

This is why I don't trust people that really say they here for me. Cause why the fuck did you think I wanted to listen to you rant about a dude or your job, when my mind is racing...

The only that's been keeping me calm, and my blood not boiling or having suicidal thoughts rn...is country music. Hearing them tell me not to give up, or I've been through that too. These people say get back up, trust yourself, cowgirls don't cry, ride baby ride. Start over, and you'll heal. Stuff like that. It feels like church all over again. Cause even country stars struggle with what I'm going through and wanting to go back home.

Like I miss Florida right now. And I don't think we're gonna be able to visit this year like we usually do. I miss my Jacksonville beaches, the Orlando fun and rollercoaster rides going around. I want to feel the breeze and the water brushing and splashing up my legs again. I never knew some rich white people like Reba, Dolly Parton, Kenny Rogers, Dan and Shay, Brett Young, Carrie Underwood, and even crazy Miranda Lambert could no how it feels to be lied to, hurt, tricked, manipulated, abused, not feel good enough, broken hearted, get played and have to keep going, Dan and shay knew I had a hard time not going back to Jay and em....not really seeing why I missed them....it was the ticket to comfort. That false perspective both of them kept up of us being the only 3, alone with just us, in a home in our hearts, where we could be safe, kiss, and hug up on each other. And not feel desperate to look for other people to care, think or love each other. I used to feel so safe with them, before I cracked the code of what was really going on. They were my escape from home. Jay and Ayunna were a temporary home, a safe alternative to family. God why did it feel so good to be hugged, touched, and kissed by them like that? That's what made it so addicting, the ups and downs were like a game that I could or couldn't predict, always trying to figure out Jay was a challenge, a mystery of trying to figure out who they are and when or why they shifted, and kept shifting even when I was there. The multiple personality thing....most ppl would have ran after hearing someone change in front of you on the phone. But I didn't.

Cause I still cared about them and I wanted to know why. But Jay never wanted me to figure that out or know any parts of their old selves or problems. They just wanted me to keep thinking they were perfect and get lost when they told me to, and to come back when they wanted me to. Like fetch, and I was a dog. Their dog. And I don't know if I really healed from that yet....

But I'm glad I'm staying away. Even burned the bridge even further, so there would be no chances for me or Jay to come back and start that toxic cycle back up. Cause it never goes anywhere and Jay never resolves their issues, our conflicts.....it was either lets have sex or lets just not talk about it. Then manipulative when I persisted in wanting to know why certain things happened or fix the issue directly. Cause I always knew where it was, and Jay never Cooperated with me mentally or externally....even during sex we were so incompatible....me conforming to what they wanted without feeling safe enough to be vulnerable...Jay didn't protect me. I had to fend for myself.

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