#NO BETE READ UGH

[controld3vil]

chaotic duo

pairing(s): dune cast x actor!reader (platonic), oscar isaac x actor!reader

synopsis: requested by this ask!

⤷ alt: even your on-screen son can't deny how delightful his on-screen parents were.

notes: absolutely no shade to rebecca ferguson i adore her too much. reader is considered to have fem pronouns. ALSO ive been feeling iffy about trying to write for dune characters?? personally, although i love writing these actor!reader stories, writing for the actual characters i feel would be more challenging. dune's still pretty new to me but i kinda wanna give it a shot if i can make a good storyline T-T

It all started with the Dune Cast Q&A brought together by Nerdist. Timothee Chalamet and Denis Villeneuve had just finished chatting with the host, Stephen Colbert about their perspectives on Paul's character. Much emphasis had gone on the young actor's performance. And Denis's decision to cast such a well-experienced one.

After finishing up their last question together, Stephen decides to introduce two additional members. "Timothee let's bring out the man and the woman who play your parents, Duke Leto Atreides and Lady Jessica." A transition between screens to display your camera view and Oscar's. He introduces both your names.

"Hi!" You grin at the camera, comfortably leaning against one of the arms of your chair. Similar to everyone else's backdrop, yours was pitch gray, covering all but your silhouette and chair.

"Hey Stephen," Oscar greets at ease, as you proceed to wave to each of the people seen onscreen.

It cuts immediately to the host gesturing in continuation for a question. "Tell me and the audience about Duke Leto Atreides. What do we need to know?"

"He's the father and human. I think that's the biggest thing and uh under incredible pressure to save his family. Save his house but to adapt to this new existential threat situation which is moving to this strange planet," Your fellow costar puts into short. Short and concise was what was expected.

Content with his answer, Stephen moves the attention to you. He calls out your name, eagerly. "Rereading the books uh- right now, I am struck by how much of the story- uh the backstory and the action story is driven by the decisions Lady Jessica makes." A smile grows on your face, knowing how much fun was a character to play for you.

Along his last few words, you find yourself nodding in agreement. "I'm impressed with that you, Stephen actually read the books again!" An instant grin comes from the said man. "But it's all applause to Denny- he highlighted this from the book. In the film, her decisions basically create, fractures and disrupts everything."

"Best parents ever," In a low whisper, Timothee murmurs and the five of you burst into short chuckles and snickers.

"The best you could ever have!" You clapped your hands together, shaking them above your head in victory. And when the screen expands to show everyone's reactions, the audience can noticeably pinpoint Oscar's playful eye-rolling.

Another fun interview you had the pleasure of sharing was with Grazia UK. It was in a more comfortable setting. With you and Oscar in a lounge room, with the Zoom camera on. While the female interviewer complimenting a kind smile.

"Can I ask you something," Not within a second of the conversation, you rose up with a peculiar question. "Do you remember his beard?" Your costar beside you, looks away in disappointment. Even raising his hand to emphasize his discouraged state.

"A bit yes..."

"Yeah,"

"Yes!"

"Why? It was an impressive beard," Sort of clueless really, the interviewer says, of why you wanted to the topic up.

"Yeah, it was impressive!" Oscar looks back and forth between you and the camera, directing towards the woman on the other side. While you shriveled in embarrassment, leaning your head behind his shoulder, with a few snorts of laughter. "She doesn't even remember if I had a beard or not in the movie! She just saw it."

"Quite a prominent beard!"

"Yes yes, well I can remember so much," You chaste, leaning closer, locking eyes with your costar. Threatening really in a playful way.

"We shot together for a few months! How could you not remember?!" He exclaims, raising both his hands in the air in exasperation. You puff, adorning a pouty-like look.

"I work with what's in front of me," you turn to address the interviewer, pointing at Oscar accusingly. Because much contrast to what he looked months ago, he no longer had that impressive beard. He was clean-shaven, much to your display.

Next to you, Oscar scoffs. "Apparently not!" Bumping shoulders with you as you fought back, poking him many times obnoxiously.

You both later discussed a provoking quote referenced multiple times from Dune posters. Fear is the mind killer. Truly a simple yet intriguing phrase that fitted well with the film. And in generally, you and Oscar compared each others quotes from personal experience.

"I guess you could combine them together," Taking a sip out of your glass, you eyed at Oscar. He hums back and smooths his hands comfortably down his hips.

"It will pass and love prevails!" He cheerfully expresses. Even from afar, the interviewer can notice how much fun you two were having with the question.

"Right and, it plays perfectly with the film," You add onto your little spiel, nodding as you go, "Besides the fact that- you know, fear is the mind killer."

The male actor lets out a long sigh. "Makes you forget how violent the movie is."

On the other side of the screen, the blonde interviewer shrugs her shoulders. "Well- it's only included in small parts in the movie."

It was your turn to hum, dragging out the M sound. "I think maybe the film focusses too much on romance."

A caught off cough comes from Oscar as he tries to his best to dismiss his your sarcastic comment. "I feel like there should've been more of it."

"Really?!" The shot pans to your exaggerated shocked gaze. You then turn to look at the interviewer. "He has no idea how to write a movie." Instantaneously the male actor bursts out laughing, shaking his head back and forth in little denial. Even you couldn't hold it together and giggled a little.

"You play Timothee's parents so spent a lot of time with him. What is the most interesting thing we do not about Timothee Chalamet?" The interviewer prompts, having their arms supported on top the their desk with pure keenness.

Pursing your lips together in concentration, your attention turns towards your partner. "Well coming from me- I mean I don't know if people know this about him or not- but he's very open hearted." Oscar continues, "And me, having to play his father- hence the beard!"

"Ah!" Giving more emphasis, you raised your brow in recollection.

He goes on comparing the analogy of having to play Duke Leto as a powerful leader of a House. Without his people and court, he wouldn't resemble much of an prestige leader. However Oscar later mentions that Timothee's performance was the catalyst to their relationship look authentic. He is young yet incredibly sympathetic towards what's to be done for the film. His time with both of you really sold your relationship as a family, you'd think.

"So that's a very generous thing to do for a young actor. And I was impressed and admired that," In the background, you can be heard mumbling in agreement. Your partner shifts his posture, facing and expecting you to go next.

Licking your lips, you took one last glance at him before focusing strictly at the Zoom camera. "I think for me, to have a young actor like him- he's very driven about it all. When he's on and off screen, Timothee's just focused- he's very serious and concentrates heavily on what Denny says- and I can say I respect that." You punctuate your point, tapping lightly on your knee. "And I play his mother you know, and I try to accommodate with that. I play along and we work until we find a good rhythm with each other." The older woman on the screen seemed enamored by your compliments regarding your costar. Yet her eyes quickly makes it's way to Oscar, sitting quietly and listening to you ramble.

His laidback posture showed how greatly he took your words in. You grab your glass and take a quick sip before hearing him say, "We raised him well." Taking your hand in both of his as a sign of pride.

A delightful chuckle comes from both you and the interviewer while your partner gives a satisfied grin. "We really did!"

The media did not need proof to know of your enjoyed time during the production of Dune. In fact, multiple vlogs and documentaries about the film had fans and viewers alike become fond of your positive and laid back attitude about it all. Despite playing a calculating character such as Lady Jessica, you were nothing of serious when on screen with your costars.

"Welcome to Arrakis!" You popped into frame, wearing an exquisite dress, costumed by one of the designers. It was golden yellow with chains running down from the bottom half of your face to your chest. A faint veil covered your head but for right now, you had it placed on your hair. You spread your arms with anticipation for the cameraman to pan around your surroundings. "It's sunny today so I think we'd be out here for some time." You moved extremely close to the camera, before moving out of the frame to the side.

Abu Dhabi was bliss. The production and crew worked diligently day and night working in the deserts. And on this particular day, most of the cast had been present as well for the introduction of House Atriedes on Arrakis.

A few shots slowly pans from the crew's tents and Denny far into the sandy mountains as he speaks with Timothee. Another shot slyly captures you showing Josh Brolin an unknown video, sideways. Which somehow made him cackle very enthusiastically, holding his stomach to air as you quickly pat his back multiple of times. In all, everyone of the cast members were having a blast in the dry outskirts of the unknown.

"Hello," Brolin pops in another clip where he stands, wearing the Atreides armor. Under a massive shade area, a few people can be spotted in the background, moving equipment and conversing with others. From afar, the people filming the documentary can be heard presenting a few questions for him to touch upon. "Ah what do I think about Lady Jessica being played by," He says your name sincerely.

The video cuts to you having a conversation with your on and screen husband. A hand covering above your face to shield yourself from the sun, while Oscar tries to move where the light is hitting you as the best he could.

"I mean a phenomenal actor like her playing in that kind of role is guaranteed to have an amazing performance. She's- We've known each for a long time since Sicario and with Denny," The male actor softly grins, staring at where you were. "But Oscar on the other hand, eh- not so much." His tone becoming monotonous, as if the shift in topic was distasteful to the touch.

"Whatcha say, Gurney?!" A scream echoes and it's Oscar, cupping both his hands into an O.

The older actor couldn't keep it together before breaking into frivolous giggles. "Nothing, my lord!" He takes one last glance back before seeing you give him two big thumbs up with a silly smirk. "No in all seriousness, those two are just the best! You can never have a bad day with them."

Another prominent section in the video fans adored was with the actors that played Duncan Idaho and Dr. Liet Kynes. This time they are situated in what looked like the structure of Arrakeen. Where all ornithopters were supposedly stationed and the introduction of Dr. Kynes.

"They're so mom and dad," Jason Momoa shaking his head playfully with his hands clamped together. Both him and Sharon Duncan-Brewster wore still suits unlike many other extras who wore Atreides armor. "I mean- they're playing Paul's parents- but in real life it's just so different."

"Definitely more chaotic," Brewster jumps in, earning a hum from her costar. "They act nothing like them."

A cool shot from different location displays you in a dark with Timothee. It was the scene after Paul is put to test to by the Reverent Mother. It was a chilling scene yes, but in post production, many realize how unprofessional you sometimes were even in the most serious times.

The cameras were not live however the film crew were about to pan to you gesturing back and forth with your on-screen son. It was a interactive and intriguing conversation you both were having. You looking in purely engaged with what the French actor was saying. After a few sentences being spoken, it looked as though you chided a teasing joke which gave the reaction of Timothee slightly snickering, backing away slowly.

"I mean do they look like my parents? No," The young actor states shortly. It looked as though the clip was shot right after capturing your cute moment togehter. "But I'd say- yeah Oscar Isaac's a great actor and- to be able to play my dad is pretty cool. Even though we look nothing alike." Nervous laughter spouts as he clears his throat.

"I feel like I get the resemblances from my mom though," Affectionately stating your name, "You can tell where I got my powers, good looks from." Momentarily readjusting his collar as he takes a quick look from behind, knowing your footsteps.

"See? I'm the favorite parent!" In hushed squeal, you wrapped your hands around Timothee's shoulders, earning a lovable grin back.

[tellywoodtrash]

Hey TT, can you give a quick summary of what’s happening in Naagin 5 in the most You way possible (not holding back on sarcastic commentary) cause I’m tryna keep up with the mini-lbs without watching the shows and idk who the characters are or what the plot is LOL. Nothing fancy, just something similar to what you did for immj when you started LBS

Lmao ok I’ll try............... Even though I literally only started watching from the Veer/Bani wedding. So who knows how much of this is correct.

So there was this chick who Shivji decides to make the veryyyyyyyyyyyy first Naagin ever, and gives her some powers and shit (what powers, beyond turning into a snake???? Beats me.) She had a SnakeMan boo-thang as well. But there was a Cheel Prince obsessed with her, and he kills her Snake Boyfriend (Snoyfriend?) so she flings him into some Dark Void and then kills herself too. Coz what is life without men?????????? (Bliss, pure and simple bliss. You know how much I’d enjoy life if I was a Snake Lady who didn’t have to put up with men???? HELLA LOTS.)

Anyway, a gajillion years later all these ppl are reborn. (Ugh, the janam-mrityu chakra. How to escape, pls to tell, I would like to get off this ride that I did notttttt buy a ticket for.) Snake Girl is Bani, Snoyfriend is Jai, and Cheel Boy is Veeranshu. Bani loses her parents in some plane crash and is adopted by some family - a dad she calls Papa, an adoptive mom she calls Chachi (coz Chachi hates Bani and doesn’t wanna be called Mom), and three sisters; Meera, Mahek, and Dahek. (Mahek Dahek are ridiculously bad Gen Z stereotypes who only care about makeup and partying and boys.) Allllllll these ppl meet at some wedding where Cheelanshu strides in saying he slept with the bride and there’s lots of panga between Cheelanshu and Snoyfriend. The bride ends up dead and Bani sees Cheelanshu and his brothers thikaane lagaofying the laash. Anyway, Cheel Family (Members: Daddy Cheel, Chachu Cheel. Daddy ke bete hain Veer & Tapish; Chachu ke bete hain Daksh, Monil, Ponky. Saath mein ek live-in chamcha bhi hai Shukla bolke.........) is very diverse in their business dealings, they run an alcohol empire and a pub and also have some human/sex trafficking on the side, unknown to Righteous Cheel Prince Cheelanshu. Bani hates him from first sight, he loves her and keeps following her around like a chaep. There’s some randomness in between where he saves her from some explosion while she’s unconscious, and Bani and Jai remember they’re Snoulmates (Snake Soulmates) by doing one ridiculous fucking dance. They decide ki Cheel Family ko mitaana hi hai, but they cannot attack them until the Cheels attack first. (Thanks Shivji for all these useless clauses in contract. Vardaan nahi, yeh toh iTunes ka terms and conditions ho gaya.) So they have to keep biding their time till they can murder some cheels. Cheel Boy brings proposal for Bani’s sister to make her jealous and Bani decides to marry Snoyfriend. Blah blah blah, kuch kuch ho jaata hai, Bani sees Jai being thrown off a cliff by the Cheels, suddenly from somewhere one twin brother of Veer’s comes and attacks Bani and she’s like yisssssssssssss, thinking it’s Veer and attacks him. But it’s not actually her who kills him, it’s Namak Haraam Shukla. Veer enters screaming and crying about his brother and Bani’s like wtf who did I kill then????? Anyway Veer and her marry each other to exact revenge on each other. (What other reason is there to get married anyway??) Jai is ultimately not dead and is now like mwahahahahha I hate Bani coz a woman in power is unimaginable to me as a Desi Man, even if I am a snake too. I wanna kill her so I can get her Aadinaagin powers (what powers???? He literally already has the same power she does, of turning into a snake.) He does random absolute fail saazishishein with Shukla and a Hot Morni called Mayuri (BABE I MISS YOU MOST PLS COME BACK) to kill Veer/Bani. Meanwhile Veer finds out Bani didn’t kill twin and is like oh ok cool my conscience now allows me to love her with no guilt. No more revenge, only pyaar pyaar pyaaaar. Bani still hates him tho. Phir Veer waale actor ko COVID ho gaya toh puraane yug waala Cheel Prince comes back pretending to be him (brought by Snoyfriend and team) and does some mindfuckery and Bani is like this ain’t my husbanddddddd; he’s a different flavour of bastard than this one in front of me. I like my regular Lemon-Lime Chutiya instead of this Blackberry flavoured one. Hathaapaai and what not and Lemon-Lime Cheel boy comes back and murders imposter and saves Bani. Uneasy peace between hubs and wifey. Phir aata hai reveal ki she’s a Naagin and he’s like I love her anyway and protects her from his murderous family. Snoyfriend comes and starts living with them at Cheel Mansion for some reason and him and Cheel Boy have mad banter 24/7. The best part of the show.

Anyway aaj kal Veer ki long lost Mummy aayi hui hai (and she calls herself Markaat, even though she’s not the real Markaat, that’s someone else the Cheel Fam worships or something..... Idk man, idk...........) Anyway she’s a half cheel half naagin and also Snoyfriend’s mom, so surprise surprise, Bickering Boys are Brothers!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She wants to kill Bani to get her AadiNaagin powers (again, WHAT DAMN POWERS????????? I DON’T SEE NOTHING OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT SHE CAN TURN INTO A GIANTASS SNAKE. WHICH YOU CAN ALSO DO, AUNTYJI. SO LITERALLY WTF POWERS ARE YOU ALL GOING ON ABOUT HERE?????????) but Bros Before Hoes Mom unite to save mutual love interest. Snoyfriend decides ki evil bann ke kyaa hi ukhaad liya maine, toh might as well be on the good side, where at least I’ll have some company for this insane shitshow that is our lives. Meanwhile Shivji ne Bani ko phir se koi random vardaan diya where she can see shit that happens in the future and she keeps seeing all her loved ones drowning. So she takes them all to a safehouse ON A CLIFF FACING THE SEA. Then the sea levels start rising like cray (climate change is real) and Naagin drinks up a tsunami that tries to kill them all. Meanwhile iss sab ke beech mein Bani ki sister Meera aur Veer ke brother Tapish ki shaadi bhi chal rahi hai (coz zindagi idhar ki udhar ho jaaye par shaadiyaan nahi rukni chahiye iss desh mein!!!!!!!!!!!) but now the BTS for next week show Bani/Veer stealing the thunder and marrying other ppl instead. WILL YOU FUCKERS LET THE SPOTLIGHT BE ON TAPISH/MEERA FOR 5 MINUTES PLS NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway........ yeah. That’s what you’ve missed on Naagin 5.

As a reward for reading all this nonsense, here have a gif of the Cheel Fam doing their thing:

[ghostcat3000]

sheisraging replied to your post “If you're still doing the fic writer ask meme, 1, 18, 45, 49!”

FYI re: 45 - please be aware you can talk to me about Pense-bete until I drop dead.

(long sigh of the damned)

then you’ll have to listen to me rant about 1) the paucity of information about summer music festivals in Vienna in 1989, 2) Wolfgang and Josepha, 3) Clarise Lispector--when were her short stories published and which translation came first?, 4) do I really need to read those two books (ugh yes) and 5) how does one portray a jealous, unhappy young woman without turning her into a shrieking, unlikable harpy?

[donttellstiles]

Heart Monitor

HEART MONITOR

CH.7

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''Come in!'' I called out to my front bedroom door when someone knocked. I took of my ear phones and stopped what I was doing momentarily once I saw Aunt Kate walk in. I instantly smile up at her from where I was sitting Indian style on my bed.

''Hey kiddo, what's up?'' She asks with a smile.

''Ugh nothing, I have this report to hand in tomorrow and it's kinda killing me'' You closed you laptop and rose off of your bed, placing it down on your desk.

''Do you know what Allison's doing?'' I asked, wondering why she came to talk to me instead of her. I get let off with a warning while Allison got grounded.

''Pining, but I think she's secretly meeting with Scott'' Kate was honest. I looked up at her and smirked, knowing my sister would do something like that.

''And they say I'm the rebellious one'' I joked, Kate laughed a little as well.

''What are you working on, can I help?'' Kate asks, moving towards my desk. I smile and nod, popping open my laptop and reopening the word document and internet tab.

''History project, I have to find something to do with my history and write about it, any ideas?'' I was stumped, my family history was boring. Apart from moving a lot and having family practically all over the country there really wasn't anything to write about.

''Specific to your family?'' Kate leans over me as I sit down in my desk chair.

''Yeah'' I responded.

''Type this in... la bête du gévaudan'' I typed it in word for word then hit enter. I scrolled down a little and read a few sentences.

''Woah, what is this?'' I was instantly curious.

''It's the french legend that might have something to do with your family...'' She trailed off, obviously wanting me to read out a line or two.

''In 1776 in a province of Auvergne, La bete killed over 100 people...'' My eyes squinted to read more.

''Mysterious animal attacks just like a certain town called Beacon Hills...'' She trailed off herself, looking at me and computer screen.

''So, what was it... the animal?'' I asked, not liking the eerie vibe I was receiving from reading this.

''Nobody knows for sure but I can tell you one thing, it definitely wasn't a mountain lion'' I placed my hand on the side of my neck as I tilted my head, staring at the photo that was attached to the site.

''What's it look like to you?'' Kate asks, almost provoking me into finishing her sentences or questions.

''It looks like...'' My mind flashed back to the other day, being in the animal clinic with Stiles and Derek. I shivered at thought, trailing my hand over the goosebumps that rose on my skin.

''A wolf''

~*~*~*~*

Scott could practically smell the anger and irritation rolling off of Stiles when he walking in the classroom. He knew his dad was almost ran over but he wasn't, only Avery. He was mad with himself that she even got hit in the first place but there was nothing he could have done. He was just glad she wasn't badly hurt.

''Still not talking to me?'' Scott asked, already knowing the answer. Stiles bit his lip and rolled his pen in his hand, letting out an angry sigh.

''Can you at least tell me why you're mad?'' Scott had no clue, Avery was practically mean to everyone, including him at times. Scott didn't mind her but hated her attitude.

''Is this about Avery?'' Stiles stiffened at the mention of her name. Stiles wasn't quite sure why he was mad at Scott about Avery. She was a total bitch to him 90 percent of the time. Maybe it was about the other day where he saw a different side to her, maybe it had something to do with the fact that she wasn't all mean, underneath laid a very hurt and possibly broken girl just trying to put up a mask. Stiles sighed again.

''You know I feel, really bad about it, right?'' Scott asked, genuinely meaning it. He never meant for anyone to get hurt.

''Okay... what if I told you that I'm trying to figure this whole thing out...'' Scott speaks, crossing his arms over in thought. He really was, he was still no where near in control of his wolf.

''I went to Derek for help'' Stiles groaned and rolled his eyes.

''If I was talking to you I would say that you're an idiot for trusting him... But obviously I'm not talking to you'' Stiles finally spoke, still facing the front of the room.

The bell rang signalling the start of class. Scott lent down to grab his things from his bags as a few students strolled in. Stiles clicked his tongue a few times in annoyance, knowing his curiosity was going to get the best of him. He spun around in his chair quickly.

''What did he say?'' Scott smiled.

~*~*~*~*

''The what of who?'' Lydia asks beyond confused, twirling her fork in the air absentmindedly. I rolled my eyes but went back to my back, biting into my apple. My jacket was hanging off the back of the chair, allowing some warmth to radiate onto my back.

''The beast of gévaudan.. listen.. a quadruped like monster, prowling the Auvergne over in south daidone, areas of France during the year 1764 to 1767. La bête killed over a hundred people, becoming so infamous that the Kind Louis XV sent one of his best hunters to try and kill it'' Allison reads out. I pop my book down slightly, listening in to their conversation. Why was she doing the same thing? Had Kate talked to her too?

I fiddled with the bracelet on my wrist, admiring the wolf pendant on it. My eyes widen in realization.

This was what she wanted us to find out.

''Boring'' Lydia stated, flicking her fork around not really caring.

''Even the church eventually declared the monster a messenger of Satan'' Allison continued, finding it very intriguing herself. However, Lydia hummed to herself in thought.

''Hmm, still boring'' I stayed quite, wanting to know just how far Allison was going to dig.

''Cryptozoologists believe it may have been a sub-species of wolf predator, possibly mesonychid''

''Slipping into a coma bored'' Lydia rolled her eyes, finally eating what was on her fork.

''While others believe it was a powerful sorcerer who could shape-shift into a man-eating monster'' I tried to hide myself behind my book, really not liking where this was going.

''Avery, does this have anything to do with your family?'' Lydia tried to include me in but all I did was stare back at her, not really wanting to answer.

''This, it is believed that La bête was finally trapped and killed by a renowned hunter, who claimed his wife and four children were the first to fall prey to the creature. His name was Argent'' Allison stated, glancing up from the book with a look of pride.

''Your ancestors killed a big wolf, so what?'' Lydia asks, still not entirely interested. I didn't blame her, it did sound like an old wives tale.

''Not just a big wolf, take a look at this picture'' Allison moved the book in front of Lydia, showing her the picture of the 'wolf'.

''What does it look like to you?'' Allison asks, resting her chin on top of the opened book. Lydia takes a long glance, her eyes not even blinking. I glanced up at her, watching as a fleck of fear wash across her eyes but soon disappeared.

''It looks like a. Big. Wolf, see you in history'' She snaps back to herself and collects her things, walking away. Allison just slumps back and sighs, not even noticing the look on her friends face. Allison folded the book and placed it down, turning to face me.

''Do you think it looks like a wolf?'' She asks me. I glance up and shake my head.

''I think it's just a wolf'' She furrowed her eyebrows at me, not getting my answer but didn't push the subject further. She sighed and leaned back in her chair, finishing off her lunch. I looked over my shoulder and saw Scott and Stiles, Scott failing to hide behind a massive textbook.

Stiles glances towards Avery and Allison, watching as Lydia walks away. His eyes trail her for a moment before glancing back to the table, eyes meeting Avery's. He turns back around, frowning once again when his friends pops the textbook back up over his face.

''I think the books making it more obvious'' Stiles grabs the book and tilts it down so he could see Scott's face as he spoke.

''Besides they're reading anyway'' Stiles says, glancing over his shoulder one more time to make sure they actually were. He turned back around and continued writing down in his book.

''So, did you come up with a plan?'' Scott asks, moving the book slightly to the side.

''I think so'' Stiles responds, biting into his apple.

''Does that mean you don't hate me now?'' Scott asked hopefully.

''No, but you're crap is infiltrating my life, so, now I have to do something about it'' Stiles complains, finishing the rest of his apple quickly.

''Plus I'm definitely a better Yoda than Derek''

''Okay, yeah you teach me'' Scott agrees, not really wanting to speak to Derek at all.

''Okay I'll be your Yoda'' Stiles agrees, glancing down to his book.

''Yeah, you be my Yoda''

''Your Yoda I will be'' Scott just glanced at him. Stiles smiled a goofy grin, liking the impersonation he did of Yoda.

''I said it backwards-''

''Yeah, I know'' Scott cut him off, knowing that Stiles would go on an elaborate tangent otherwise.

''Alright, you know what, I definitely still hate you. Uh aha! Oh yeah'' Stiles swiftly gathered his things and rose from the table. He started walking away causing Scott to panic.

''Stiles!'' He shouted out a little too loudly. Allison and Avery both glanced up from what they were reading and stared.

''Scott?'' Allison asks, watching as he runs out of the cafeteria.

''Scott wait!' Allison calls out again, gathering her own things to follow him. I, however, took a another bite from my lunch, enjoying the peace and solitude without the worry and struggles of relationships.

~*~*~*~*

''I just had the weirdest conversation with Jackson...'' My ears perked up at this. Allison turned her head towards me as we continued down the hallway towards economics. I was friends with Jackson myself but I knew he was a jerk, a grade-A jerk so I was beyond confused why Allison would even want to be around him.

''Why we're you even talking to him?'' I asked her. She sighed and lulled her head back.

''He talked to me, wanting to apologize and stuff'' She muttered, glancing around us as if she was telling me some huge dark secret. I furrowed my eyebrows, not believing this.

''Jackson never apologizes, not even to Lydia'' I stated, hugging the economics book to my chest. We walked in the doorway and over towards our row of seats.

''I know'' Was the last thing she said before turning around to face Scott.

''Let's go! Sit, sit, sit, sit we have a lot to cover today'' Mr Finstock went on and on, getting us to hurry up as the second bell went signally that start of the lesson. I froze in my place realizing the last seat was next to Stiles. I had been trying to avoid him since yesterday, since my outburst at his house occurred. He looked up and just smiled, not even feeling the awkwardness radiating off of me.

''Hey'' Stiles says as I took my seat, plopping my bag and book down.

''Hey'' I responded, turning towards the front to hopefully stop the conversation. I hated that it was awkward, I didn't want to feel awkward around him, I wanted to dislike him as much as possible.

''Ahh I heard what happened last-''

''Please don't talk to me'' I didn't mean for it to be harsh, just blunt. I twiddled with pen in between my fingers, biting my lip as I faced forward. Stiles recoiled at her response, shrinking back into his chair. He had thought that maybe you'd be nicer but he was wrong. He was even upset with himself for even caring about your well being. He couldn't understand you and honestly, he wasn't sure if he wanted too.

''So I'm guessing things are going back to normal, you being a total bitch and-''

''Yep'' Stiles just nodded to himself and lent back in his chair, not bothering to add anything else. He didn't want to admit to himself that deep down, he was disappointed.

''Let's start with a quick summary of last's nights reading'' Mr Finstock states, his eyes scanning the classroom. A few people popped their hands up.

''Greenburg put your hand down, I know you did the reading'' Mr Finstock said with annoyance, looking to pick someone else.

''How about... ahhh... McCall?'' Mr Finstock made his was over around his desk and towards us, crossing his arms over. He lent against the edge of his desk and smirked towards Scott.

''The reading...'' He trailed on, waiting for Scott to continue.

''Last night's reading?'' Scott asks, hoping to get out of this.

''Ah, how about the reading of the Gettysburg Address?'' He asks sarcastically, a couple of students laughing. Scott looks around in confusion.

''What?''

''That's sarcasm, are you familiar with the term sarcasm?'' Scott turns his head towards Stiles, rolling his eyes.

''Very'' Stiles smiles to himself proudly. I turn to Stiles myself and shake my head, letting out a small smile.

''Did you do the reading or not?'' Mr Finstock asks, crossing his arms even more, getting serious.

''Uhhh.. I think I forgot'' Scott admits shamefully.

''Nice work, McCall. It's not like you're averaging a D in this class'' Mr Finstock leans down to Scott to whisper to him as a few classmates chuckle. I bit my lip nervously, not liking the way he was giving Scott a hard time.

''How about you summarise... uhh... the previous nights reading?'' The teacher asks, eyeing Scott. I hear a beeping from beside so I turn my head to face Stiles, noticing him glancing down towards his phone. I lent forward trying to get a closer look.

''How about the uhh... night before that?'' I could hear the Mr Finstock but tried to see the phone screen for myself. Why was Stiles on his phone right now? The teacher was giving his best friend a hard time.

''How about summarizing anything you've ever read, in your entire life!'' He raised his voice. A few classmates snickered, enjoying this. I wanted to roll my eyes at each of them. Unfortunately I lent a little too far and felt my chair stumble, my body moving forward. I placed my hand on Stiles desk and chair to stop myself, only creating a subtle thud. I glanced up to the teacher to see if he had noticed, he didn't, still eyeing down McCall. However, once I turned my head Stiles had whipped around, phone in front of him and his face mere inches from mine.

I gulped. Curiosity is going to be the death of me.

''Sorry'' I quickly lent away, sitting back in my seat in embarrassment.

''No? A book? How about.. uhh.. a back of a cereal box?'' Mr Finstock kept going on. Stiles sighed to himself, knowing this was going to be a bad idea but did it anyway. He nudged my shoulder, gaining my attention. He bought his phone closer so we could both see. While I watched the screen in confusion, seeing the number go up Stiles panicked, gripping his hair.

''What's wrong?'' I whispered, hoping not to gain the angry teachers attention. Stiles just let out an aggravated sigh but watched the screen instead, watching the number reach 160.

''Wait, is that a heart rate monitor?'' I asked, finally realizing what it was. I placed my hand on the phone and took it from Stiles grasp. The almost silent beeping going off like crazy as the numbers kept growing. Stiles glanced up at the back of his best friend, praying to god he wasn't going to wolf out. It was Stiles turn to lean over to Avery, not really giving it a thought that she had taken the phone from him.

''It's going down'' I whispered, knowing Stiles was literally right next to me. Stiles lent back in is chair and glanced around, wondering how he did it. He looked down and noticed Allison's hand in his, running a thumb over. Stiles eyes widen in realization.

However I looked at the phone flabbergasted. Why the hell was Stiles recording someone's heart rate. His own? Doesn't make sense, at this rate he would have almost had a heart attack.

''No way...'' Stiles muttered to himself, not realizing I had heard. I turn to him confused, handing his phone back.

''I have so many questions... but I don't know if I want to know the answers...'' I muttered, growing more and more confused by the second with these two.

''Trust me, you don't''

~*~*~*~*

''It's her'' Stiles says as soon as him and Scott leave the classroom. Stiles had even made sure to peep over his shoulder to make sure Avery wasn't nearby.

''What do you mean?'' Scott noticing Stiles looking around, so naturally he did too.

''It's Allison. Remember what you told me the night of the full moon? You were thinking about her, right? About protecting her'' Scott nodded his head, glancing down.

''Okay''

''Remember the night of the first Lacrosse game? You said you could hear a voice from the field'' Stiles asked, hoping Scott was already figuring it out.

''Yeah, I did''

''So that's what brought you back so you could score, and then after the game in the locker room, you didn't kill anyone, at least not like how you were trying to kill me'' Stiles concluded, using his hands as gestures.

''She brings you back, is what I'm saying'' Stiles adds on once he sees the look of confusion on his best friends face.

''I don't know, it's not always true because literally every time I'm kissing her or touching her-''

''No that's, that's not the same, when you're doing that you'e just another hormonal teenager thinking about sex, you know?'' Stiles mentions, trying to make it clearer. He stops talking once he sees the goofy grin crossing Scott's lips.

''You're thinking about sex right now, aren't you'' Stiles had wanted to slap him upside.

''Yeah'' Scott admits bashfully. Stiles rolls his eyes but continues to talk anyway.

''Look, back in the classroom, after Avery went all weird on me, when Allison was holding your hand, that was different, okay? I don't think she actually makes you weak, I think she actually gives you control, she's kinda like an anchor'' Scott stops Stiles once it clicks.

''You mean because I love her'' Scott doesn't realize what he's said but Stiles does.

''Exactly'' Scott does a double take.

''Did I just say that?'' Stiles had really wanted to slap him now.

''Yes, you did'' It was like pointing out the obvious.

''I love her'' Scott says louder, a huge smile coating his features.

''That's great, now before you go off to write a sonnet can we please-''

''No really, I think I'm totally in love with her'' Scott says, still not getting over the fact. He could feel his heart beginning to beat faster, the warmth in his cheeks spreading.

''Now that's beautiful, but moving on-''

''Do you love Avery?'' This took Stiles by surprise. He knew his friend was basically on cloud 9 right now and probably had no idea what he was saying.

''Do I... what?'' He wanted to make sure he heard him right. Scott just nudged Stiles shoulder still with a smile.

''Do you like her?'' He asks. Stiles stops and stares at Scott like he had grown two heads.

''No, I do not like or love Avery, she's... weirdly complicated and hugely annoying'' Stiles states, feeling a weird sensation in the pit of his stomach. It was weird talking about this, he wanted it to stop.

''Now please, can we focus on the control thing'' Scott seemed to shake out his daze.

''Yeah, yeah sorry, what do I do?'' Stiles sighed with relief to himself, glad to have that conversation over and done with.

''I have an idea''

~*~*~*~*

I pulled my car up into the driveway and turned off the ignition. I hoped out and grabbed my backpack, fiddling with the keys in my hand as I unlocked the front door. I closed it shut behind me and removed my jacket, placing it on the stand next to the door.

''How was school?'' Dad asked, walking past.

''School was school'' I responded with a tired smile. He smiled back and continues on towards the kitchen. I raced up the stairs and over into my bedroom, chucking my bag down on the floor and flopping onto the bed. I let out a comfortable sigh once my head hit the fluffy cushions.

I couldn't help but to let my mind race over the events that happened today. It was a hell of a weird one that was for sure. I bit my lip, thinking about how weird both Scott and Stiles had been acting towards Allison and I. I still didn't get a chance to talk to Scott about the whole Derek thing. Like Stiles said, I was pretty sure I didn't want to know. I rolled over and sighed one again, just wishing I could turn off my brain.

My eyes glanced down to my bracelet, the wolf charm being a constant reminder. I played with it for a little while, letting my mind go elsewhere. It wasn't until I heard footsteps walk past my door that I snapped out of it. They were sneaky footsteps so I knew exactly what they met. I ran up to my door and opened it, noticing Allison with her jacket and boots on.

''Where are you going?'' I asked, knowing Mum and Dad were downstairs probably in the study working.

''Just to the front, I'm waiting for Scott'' My eyebrows furrowed.

''His coming over? I thought-''

''Yeah, Mum said it was fine seeing as we are supposed to be studying for our biology test'' I just nodded my head, not entirely believing her.

''It's freezing outside'' I stated, my eyes glancing out the window to notice the fog on the glass due to the cold.

''I'll be fine Ave'' Allison laughed, walking down the stairs.

''How late is he?'' I sighed, knowing this was possibly the only reason Allison would happily stand outside in the cold.

''Only... 25 minutes...'' She stopped and mumbled. I rolled my eyes and followed her down the stairs.

''You don't have to...''

''Yes I do, if he's stood you up then I am going to kill him'' I stated half serious causing her to smile. We both made it down the stairs and towards the front door, I grabbed the jacket that was hanging on the stand and closed the door behind me. The cold air instantly hitting me as soon as we both stood outside.

''I'm older than you yet you're the protective one'' Ally says with a small chuckle. I laugh as well and lean into her side, wrapping an arm around her for body warmth.

''What are younger siblings for?'' We both laughed and talked about nothing and everything till we saw car lights drive up the driveway. A Porsche was right in front of us.

The only person who drove one of those at school was...

''Jackson, what are you doing here?''

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[sitaaronkepaar]

Daily Rikara Ramblings

Oh god, I know today's episode will give me high-key michmichis. Pls give me strength

Aww, Gauri's so cute in the precap. Also, it's kinda giving me English Vinglish teas.

Hain, why is Annika crying? Also, she's looking pwetty!! ♥️

Uff, yeh Oberoi's raaz banane ki factory hai. Har din naye naye raaz manufacture karte hai. Ffwding 🙄🙄🙄

God, why did you make gauri so QUYT!!! Like I want to hate this track, but Gauri's being so cute in it 😫😫😫

Thank god, crying, insecure Gauri is bye bye though. I was getting major michmichis looking at her. Back to my beautiful, confident, chirpy bulbul. That's the spirit kid. ♥️

Lol, iss uncle ki toh genuine problem hai. Upar se putting so much effort to learn the language of his bahu instead of forcing her to learn Marathi/Hindi. Progressive uncle is progressive! Go uncle!!!! 👴👴👴

Ohh, hot guy makes entry! Bet this is their professor. 😏

On a closer look, he's really not (hot)😔

But I'm so looking fwd to him making Omkara jel. Fuckin yissss😊😊😊😊😊

Ugh, this guy is really nice you guys!! Gauri should run away with him. 🤣🤣🤣

Also, I was so right about English Vinglish teas. Harneet ne us movie ko bhi nahi choda 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Okay, I never watched IB, and I mostly skip Shivaay's scenes but why the fuck does he hold his phone like a retard? Idgi. 😕😕😕

Fwd

Fwd

Fwd

Fwd

Awww, man, I live for Omkara worrying about Gauri. He's so cute. 😭😭😭

Lol, he's hiding, pretending he's busy!! I can't, I can't. 😂😂😂😂

Gosh, this scene is so funny. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Matlab tumne mujhe dekha hi nahi"

Ab woh tumhe nahi kisi aur ko hi dekhegi Om. Shoulda hit that when ya had the chance boiii 😏😏😏😏

Lol, daadi pooch rahi thi. Like you don't care. Such a typical guy!! 😂

"Waise maine bhi..........nahi khaya tha"

Fuck wtf. He waited for her and usne suna bhi nahi, i can't. Poor Omkie. 😢😢😢 Now you know what Gauri's been feeling like all these months, eh 😼😼

Yaar, someone feed this boy. He didn't eat waiting for gauri, and i can't take his dejected face. 😖😖😖

Ffwding again, and Annika is crying but happy? I guess she read his letter? Thank god their confession is over. I hope they don't drag rikara's love confession(if it ever happens, that is). I want it to be something natural and in the moment. Like heart bursting so full of love they can't keep it inside, ya feel me?

Oh, no saahil ki custody naam ki hai. So sweet Shivaay. ♥️

Why am i lowkey interested in this? 🤔 Someday I'm gonna rewatch IB and hope i get invested in shivika. Honestly, it will probably be worth it. My poor heart can't take the stress Rikara give me daily. 😢😢😢

Aww, man shivika are so cute. My heart 😍😍😍😍

SvetVi nonsense. Wake me up when they team up against Tej again. Jhavi is at least tolerable when she's in team Svetlana, not against her.

Ffwding

Baki sab toh theek hai but kisi ne mere heere bete Om ko khana khilaya ya nahi? 😿😿😿

Hain, Bariely se parcel? Meaning Gauri's mom still remembers she's alive? Wow wow wow. 👏👏👏👏

Lo, aagayi Rikara ki cupid no 2.

"apne husbandS ko bhi bina bataye chali gayi"

Lmaoooo, I can't stop laughing at this. 😂😂😂😂 Koi pinky aunty ko bhi english classes me enroll kara do yaar. I can't. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

But i love how she tries to fuel their insecurities ek ek karke and it always fucking backfires. 🤣🤣🤣

Sigh, Omkareshwar stop being so naice to her! 😒😒😒

Fuck that horrible, no good flashback is back 😿😿😿😿😿

Idgi, gauri can pronounce words like "intelligent" with no problem, but she can't say "go" 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Lol barish ho gayi. Omkara pakka aag babula ho raha hoga waiting for gauri. Gosh, kitna forgranted leta hai ye banda gauri ko. Why does she need to be infront of him 24/7 hmmm. 🤔🙄🙄

This group scene is bakwas. But I've finally started finding OpenHairKara hot af. 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Like now i don't want him to tie his hair at all. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Oh god, this teacher dude is such a bad actor.

"I'm allergic to eggs" and down he falls. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Gauri ki kismet me bas faint hone wale ladke hi likhe hain 😥😥😥😥😥

I should be worried for him but i can't take his bad acting lmao. It looks fucking hilarious. 😂😂😂😂

This angrez is a doctor. How convenient lmao.

Maybe Gauri should think about running away with this angrez doctor. I'm sure staying with nazuk omkara has given her ptsd for life. Maybe this angrez can help treat it. ��😏😏

Aee le. Dadi ne ek aur naya function paida kar diya. Normal logo wale function kyu celebrate nahi karte yeh log? These Oberois be so extra i swear. 🙄🙄🙄

How are they celebrating this function without Gauri? Matlab Gauri koi ahemiyat bhi hai kuch ghar me ya nahin? 😑😑😑😑

Even Rudy's like, "not another silly game, ughhh" 😂😂😂

He's still traumatised by lovakshri!! Rofl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Don't think I didn't notice Omkara calling Gauri in the background. 😏😏😏😏

Aaj kuch zyada hi miss kar raha hai. 😃😃😃

Lol, is it because it's a team game and Omkara's like, "hamari team sahi hai" 😁😁😁

Ahhhhh, my heart, Omkara missing Gauri, looking for Gauri, calling Gauri, all tadaping and shit is just making me want to give him a hug! What a qt puppy ♥️♥️♥️♥️

Ofc, pinky doesn't want to play this game. She only likes to play real life games which ruin people's lives 😒😒😒😒

Oh god pinky is so fuckin annoying. Like I legit want to punch the bitch. 😤😤😤😤

I want to ffwd this nonsense, but I don't want to miss Omkara pining for dear wife in the bg lol. 😍😍😍😍

Man, he's sitting all akela and my dil is feeling so bad for him. 😩😩😩

Lol, shakti, cactus kaha se layega ab 😂

Why is everyone in the family trying to force RuVya. Like do they even realise she was just there on duty? Is poore kamre me bas chubby k paas hi dimaag hai.

Fuck you rudy, stop being a dick to chubby, man! He's so nice, and you're being an ass. 😾😾😾

FINALLY GAURI, THANK GOD.♥️♥️♥️♥️ Tumhare bina meri bhi Omkara jaise halat ho rahi thi 😌😌😌

Lol, Svetlana's pushing tej on the bed like she's getting ready to fuck him 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lukwarm sada nahi gunguna pani hota hai. But yay, SmartRi is back ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

Matlab sabse hawa ladki ko chest pump karne k liye bola. I know Gauri's powerful and all, but couldn't he have asked someone with a little more dum? Lol

"sorry guys, he's no more"

Hain, is this a test? Itni jaldi kaise mar gaya? Must be a test? But on second day? Oh fuck it. Main kyu sir khapa rahi hu 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Ffwding bhudhon ka ishq 🙄

"Boom, hahahahhaha"

Knew this was a stupidass test. Lameness ki hadd. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Agar main gauri hoti, I'd have punched the guy!

Or maybe not,

"tum intelligent ho gauri"

Aww, look at bby. That exhibition fiasco really hurt her self esteem. She's the same gauri who'd said just bc i don't know english doesn't mean I'm stupid and today she thought she wasn't intelligent. I'm just glad this guy actually helped her raise it, and made her believe in herself again unlike some other guy who barsaoed his gussa on her for no damn reason 😒😒😒

OMG WHAT A FEELS WALA PRECAP!!! CAN'T WAIT 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[kaoruyogi]

How to Win Wars and Influence Nobles (Ch. 5)

Rating: E for Explicit/NSFW Content! (Eventually)

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You’d think a video game lawyer could just drop into a pseudo-medieval universe filled with magic and demons and be totally okay with it, right?

Nah.

In the wake of her brother, Spencer’s, disappearance, Belle dropped into Thedas with luggage, but without a clue. After a brief but memorable panic attack, she resolved to be the best goddamn lawyer Thedas had ever seen. Even if she was the only goddamn lawyer Thedas had ever seen. And even if that obstinate asshole, Cullen, wouldn’t stop giving her the side-eye every time she walked into a room…Or every time he walked into a room with her in it…Or every time they walked into a room together…Or–Fuck it. You get it.

Chapter 5: Don’t You Goddamn Dare

“You look like a frickin’ peacock,” Spencer said.

Belle preened, running her fingers along the frilled collar of her new Orlesian attire. “I like peacocks.”

“That’s good, Belle, because your brother is right. You do look like a peacock,” said Dorian. “Shimmery, green, and quite full of yourself. It suits you.” He sat across from her at a large congregational table in the center of the Herald’s rest. “Don’t you think, Sera?”

Sera, who sat to the right of Dorian, was almost too busy stuffing her face with stew and booze to answer. She did, though, mouth full and muffled. “Dunno, never seen one.”

“But you told me you’d been to Tevinter. Did you not manage to catch a glimpse of just one while you were there?”

“Bit busy, yeah?” she said before swallowing down her food. “I had things to do not looking at your stupid pee-birds. Pretty’s fine, but if you can’t eat it, sleep with it, or steal it, ‘s not worth much.”

“She’s right, you know,” Iron Bull said in his deep voice. “Pretty things are pointless if they’re useless.”

“Well, I suppose it’s good that I’m not useless then, isn’t it?” Dorian asked, leveling a squinting glare at the huge Qunari to his left. There was definitely something going on there.

“I don’t know about that, Buttercup,” said Varric from the end of the table. “You can’t eat, sleep with, or steal the Counselor, and she’s still pretty useful.” Belle loved that he’d taken to calling her Counselor. It lent a sort of foreign familiarity to their interactions.

Sera chewed and grinned at the same time. “Might try number one and two, though, just the same.”

Belle grinned back at her. “Sorry, Sera, I tend to prefer a different set of parts than what you and I got goin’ on.” Belle sipped her water, still smiling.

“Parts you can buy,” Sera said. “Or make.”

Belle’s water nearly came out of her nose. When her laughter had slowed to a simmer, she said, “Very true, but I prefer men anyway.” Sera just scoffed and shoved another heaping spoonful into her face.

“And I know this outfit is a little extravagant, P,” Belle said, turning to her brother, “but it makes my tits look amazing.”

“Here, here!” Bull raised his glass. Belle winked at him.

“Ech! Ew! Can you not, though? Can you just not talk about your…” He waved his outstretched hand around as if to block the offending boobs from view. “Your…those?”

“Aw, come on. What kind of shitty big sister would I be if I didn’t embarrass my little brother every now and then?” She jostled his shoulders. “Besides, you’re leaving tomorrow, and I won’t get to harass you for a month. And I’ve really missed harassing you. It’s probably the thing I missed the most after you vanished.”

“So, what, I should just start talking about who I’ve banged since I got here?” Spencer asked. He was always just as good at playing these games.

But Belle wasn’t about to back down. “Yeah, dude.” She made her tone as serious as she could. “Tell me who you banged.”

“Ohhh no, I’m not f—”

“Tell me who you banged, dude.”

“Blonde hair and a soft mouth.” Cole’s voice slipped up beside her, startling her just a bit. The ethereal boy was a mind reader. She just had to accept that. That was a real thing here. He was also sweet and kind. He’d brought her a cup of ginger tea the day after he returned with Max to Skyhold. “For your stomach,” he’d said. “You’re worried, but this will help.” She’d hugged him tight after the initial shock wore off. She’d hugged him tight a few times since, too. He was like a little mind-reading Winnie the Pooh.

“She’s always mean but she was nice then. Like Claire,” said Cole.

“Ewww, dude! You slept with Claire two point oh?” Belle’s mouth curled up into a sneer that melded disgust with amusement.

“Who’s Claire?” asked Varric. He leaned forward, intrigued.

“Tits McGee? His clingy, weird high school girlfriend.”

“She wasn’t weird, Bete.”

“She was so fucking weird, P. She fucking knocked on my fucking window in the middle of the fucking night after you guys broke up! My window! Not yours. Mine. And she knew it was mine, the creep. I was only home for the weekend, too, the little spaz.”

Sera snorted, and Spencer let out an exasperated groan. “Ugh, fine, whatever. She was weird. But she still had a great rack.” He and Sera clacked their mugs together at that. Belle shuddered.

It was moments like this that eased her mind. As everyone chattered about spying and stew and sexual conquests, Belle settled into the idea of being there. She still wanted to go home, that much was certain, but the people around her grew on her. She was still terrified to let Spencer leave Skyhold with nothing but a sword and shield to protect him, but knowing that Max was a powerful mage who needed little protecting placated her protective nature. Spencer had a dangerous job before being sucked into another dimension. Albeit, no one was actively trying to kill him most of the time, but there was still very real danger in his day-to-day.

At some point in the evening, Spencer excused himself to join his cohorts at another table, and they eventually retired for the night. One by one, the people laughing with her shuffled off into the night to sleep or fuck, or both. They left until she was alone. Wide awake and alone.

Belle wasn’t sleeping well. She thought about it as she trudged back to her tower. Anxiety and insomnia poked and prodded at her. The latter would have been nonexistent without the former. It wasn’t the kind of anxiety that sent her spiraling into a panic attack every night. It was the kind that whispered in her ear and flicked her consciousness just enough to remind her that something was wrong all the time. She was not supposed to be in Thedas. She was not supposed to be there, and it would kill her soon. She was sure of it. She only had seventeen days left. Seventeen days until things went south.

She climbed her stairs, all the while giving silent thanks to God for sending wonderful Josephine to her. Belle hated heights, and that godforsaken ladder had only highlighted her fears. She’d slept wrapped up in a blanket in the corner of her the tower for the first three nights, if anyone could call what she did sleeping. She shivered and wept and curled into a ball on the floor. Perhaps she’d slept those three nights, and perhaps she hadn’t.

The king-sized bed the workers had somehow hauled up to her room was passable. It was soft, if a little lumpy, and the covers were warm and plush. She thanked God again for the clandestine set of clasps she’d managed to have put on every piece of her new wardrobe. She unhooked and unsheathed herself and changed into her nightshirt. It really was too short and thin for the weather in Skyhold, but that didn’t matter. The fact that it smelled different didn’t bother her, either. It was the piece of home she could slip into every night.

Belle wasn’t even sure how long she would be able to keep wearing that nightshirt. It was starting to hang off her frame in a strange way. She was losing weight, already down somewhere between ten and fifteen pounds, she reckoned. To a point, that was to be expected when she stopped eating processed foods and chocolate and climbed every fucking stair known to mankind. But there were also times she wasn’t eating at all. She counted calories as she slipped under her covers and sidled up to the window at her bedside that she liked to stare out of in her sleeplessness. Maybe six or seven hundred calories, eight if she was pushing it. That was all she’d eaten that day. Less the day before. She’d made a good arrangement with the cook so she could avoid her food allergies, but that only took her so far.

Fear gripped her constantly. Fear that at any moment her gastroparesis or her GERD or her IBS would flare up and incapacitate her with no remedy. The meds were for management, they weren’t a cure. She couldn’t even think about her asthma, her chronic migraines, her cervical stenosis, her subluxated lumbar spine, her fucked up sinuses, or her very rare but occasional bouts of chemical depression. It was all too much.

So Belle stared out that window, watching the two moons creep across the sky, so huge that they looked like they would collide with the mountains as they passed overhead. Night sounds of wind and passing birds and the odd howling wolf soothed her. She cried most nights, but she usually watched and listened until her eyelids were too heavy, until sleep clawed its way into her head.

Movement on the battlements below caught her eye. A head of thick, surprisingly curly blonde hair exited the nearest tower. Cullen wore a loose white tunic and brown pants, but no shoes. The easy night wind that breezed around Skyhold ruffled his already mussed hair, and he ran his hand through it as he padded toward Belle’s tower. She watched him stop midway and put his hands on the stone wall.

He looked out at the snowy mountains. A dim and otherworldly blue glow hovered in the air—the moons reflecting off the ice—making him appear as if he’d been made a ghost upon the setting of the sun. He really was impressive to behold. Even under his loose clothes, and even from that distance, she could see that he was carved muscle and sinew and raw power. His profile was striking, and his bare hands looked at once soft and rough, fragile and strong.

Cullen leaned on those irreconcilable hands and stretched and twisted his body. The barest hint of sweat darkened the back of his tunic. More withdrawals. Belle wished he would at least put some shoes on. As hot as he might have been, it wasn’t good for him to be out in the frigid air in nothing but wisp-thin fabric. If it had been anyone else, she might have yelled down to them and grinned like an ass. They might have shared a laugh at the fright she’d given them. They might have gone back to bed or come to keep her company in her solitude.

But this was not anyone else. It was Cullen.

She didn’t hate him. On the contrary, she respected him. It took a while for her to realize that he was like a lot of the cops she’d worked with. He’d probably started out like the brand new cops—baby cops, everyone called them. These baby cops were dead serious about the job, about the cause. They ran themselves ragged working overtime and triple-double shifts and arresting even the most pithy offenders because they were going to make the world a better place, goddamnit.

Then they got tired. They got jaded. Some of them got funny, and some of them got angry. A lot of them landed in between. There was always one moment, one pin in the map of their career, that tipped the scales. An abused kid who begged them for salvation. A cute kid who asked them to play catch on duty. Someone’s schizophrenic brother or husband that shot their partner. Someone’s depressed brother or husband that they managed to talk off of a bridge. There was always something that stuck with them. Plenty of them would keep running themselves ragged until they couldn’t anymore, still determined to make that fraction of a difference. It was admirable, however futile it turned out to be.

Belle wondered what the pin was in Cullen’s map. What was the moment that tipped his scales? How long would he run himself ragged before he couldn’t anymore?

She watched him watch the mountains for uncounted seconds. She didn’t know how long he stood out there, staring at that glittery blue ice that turned him spectral. She only knew once she woke the next morning that she fell asleep watching him. She fell asleep to strange dreams of the blue and blonde phantom that snarled and wept and snarled again, the apparition that ran ragged as he slashed at misshapen demons in the darkness, the ghost that wondered if he would ever make that fraction of a difference.

*****

“You look like fucking frilly Bayonetta, weirdo,” Spencer said into Belle’s hair as she hugged him goodbye.

“And you look like a level two paladin, you fucking dork.” She squeezed him tighter and they laughed.

“I’m sorry I’m leaving so soon after we found each other again.”

“At least this time it’s by choice,” said Belle.

A throat clearing sound came from behind her. Goddamnit. She rolled her eyes while she was still facing away. The sound came from Cullen. She didn’t even have to look.

Belle and Spencer said their “goodbyes” and “I love you’s,” and she made her prerequisite threats that no one better get killed coupled with menacing and pokey fingers pointed from her eyes to everyone else’s. She watched Josephine linger a bit too long and a bit too close to Max. So, this was that courtly love people talked about. Passing touches and amorous gazes and just that inch of space missing between two bodies. It was adorable.

Belle stood sandwiched between a melancholy Josephine and a stoic Cullen. They watched Max, Varric, Vivienne, and Cassandra ride away, followed by Spencer and the rest of his battalion on foot. Belle caught sight of a short swath of blonde hair and an impressive bust on one of the soldiers. Tits McGee part deux, she thought.

She noticed Cullen’s flop sweat only in passing as she beelined for her tower to cry in private.

For the first week, Belle missed having her brother to complain to about what a pain in the ass it was to be without all their modern comforts. Taking a piss was an ordeal that either involved a disgusting bucket-chair contraption or a trip to the reeking communal latrine. Her period had only ended a few days before, and it became a mess of stained rags and embarrassing laundry the moment her temporary tampon supply ran dry. And to pick up said embarrassing laundry was a slew of servants, which made Belle uncomfortable in an entirely different way.

She took it upon herself, over several days, to do some housekeeping of her own with the servants. She checked in on all of them, managing to convince a few of them to speak candidly with her about their salaries and living situations. As it turned out, a position at Skyhold, or any of the Inquisition’s other properties, was coveted amongst the serving class. The pay was good and everyone got their own bed or bedroll, which was more than any of them were accustomed to in the homes of their previous employers. It was a relief to hear, though it brought Belle little comfort in accepting their servitude.

She had also taken to playing herself one song on her mp3 player every morning. The thing had a fully-charged twenty-four-hour battery when she’d been sucked into Thedas, and she figured she could make it last for a few months by turning it on for a single song. She sang along when there were words because she loved to sing. She was also rather good at it, if she allowed herself to believe what she’d been told. Settling into a version of her customary morning routine helped prepare her for the day, even for just a few minutes. It was better than nothing.

Belle also discovered that she liked the Ferelden nobility much better than the Orlesians. They were of sturdier stock, in her opinion, and less likely to find offense in petty things. A Bann named Hammett, there to discuss trading embrium shipments for extra Inquisition patrols, was accidentally served wine meant for the soldiers, much to Josephine’s immediate horror. Before she could have the offending beverage replaced, the Bann guffawed and drank down the whole glass.

“Wine is wine,” he said, “and the Inquisition soldiers are getting some damn good wine.” Belle liked Bann Hammett.

Ferelden clothes were also more comfortable. She had a few frocks made in various earthy tones, and belted at the waist rather than corseted. Each garment hung just above her knees, and was paired with leggings made of cotton, lambswool, or something called “samite,” and knee-high leather boots. Belle took the liberty of having cloth inserts put in for arch support. She had no clue how everyone walked, let alone marched, without arch support. It made her feet ache.

Cullen seemed to like her better in Ferelden garb, chest-thumping Ferelden that he was. He would nod a greeting to her before staring, which was an improvement on the unrestrained staring he’d been doing since she arrived. The two of them even managed to sprinkle some casual conversations into their routine amidst the bickering and shouting matches over who said what or who promised something to whom.

He didn’t look well, though. Every day his skin looked paler or greener. That flop sweat Belle noticed in passing became persistent. He would wobble where he stood or brace a hand on the war table or lean a shoulder against a wall. His symptoms were getting worse. But every time she asked him how he was doing, his answer was the same.

“Fine.”

“Fine,” Belle would say back.

She still watched him training from the battlements while she ate lunch. While she’d first started doing it to check his competence as a commander, she’d since begun to watch for his welfare. His hand would rest on the pommel of his sword and his body would sway as he barked out orders or instructions. He looked like he would fall over in a stiff breeze.

About eight days after Spencer and Max had left Skyhold—oh, who was she kidding, it had been exactly eight days, two hours, and twenty-one minutes since they’d left—Belle walked through the rotunda with Dorian and Sera on her way to let Cullen know that she needed two of his men to escort an Arl up from the valley the following day. It was her plan to have dinner with her friends after giving Cullen the message.

“We should ask the Commander to join us,” Dorian said. “I think he must be rather lonely locked away in that tower of his.”

Sera pulled a face. “Pfft! He’ll piss on the party!”

“I’m certain he’ll do no such thing. He just needs to loosen up a little. Perhaps a  strong glass of something will help.”

“Trust me,” said Belle as they passed through the door to the battlements, “alcohol is the last thing he needs right now.” It would only make things worse. Alcohol dehydrated people and sapped them of vital nutrients, and Cullen needed every vital nutrient his body could contain.

“Oh? So you don’t think I should ask him to join us?”

“That’s not what I said. Ask him, don’t ask him, do what you want. Do you, booboo.”

“I haven’t the slightest idea what that means, but it sounds rather dismissive,” said Dorian.

“And you are right on with that assessment.”

“Perfect! We’ll have an extra dash of dashing at dinner tonight, then!”

Sera groaned.

Belle opened the door to Cullen’s office, talking as she did. “Hey, Cullen, I’m going to need to bor—”

She stopped cold at the sight of Cullen lying face down next to his desk, his arm outstretched, as if he’d tried to catch himself as he fell. A small wooden box lay open beside him, its contents spilled and smashed on the floor.

Belle shouted his name as she ran to him. He didn’t move. She felt the sting and scrape of the stone against her knees when she skidded onto the floor. Adrenaline pumped through her body, helping her roll him onto his back. His eyes were closed, his mouth open.

“Cullen?” She patted his cheek. “Cullen, wake up. I need you to wake up for me. Cullen?”

Nothing.

Sera stood frozen by the door. Dorian had appeared on the other side of Cullen’s body at some point. He repeated after Belle with a waiver in his voice. “Cullen? Wake up. Cullen?”

Nothing.

Belle put her ear down next to Cullen’s open mouth.

Nothing.

She two fingers under his jaw to check for a pulse.

Nothing.

“Sera,” Belle said, keeping as calm as she could. Calamity was her specialty. It was not her way to scream or freeze or run. “Sera, I need you to go get Solas.” Sera didn’t move. “Sera! Now!” Sera muttered something like “sorry, yeah” and ran back toward the rotunda. Solas hadn’t been there when they passed through, and Belle wondered if he’d returned since they walked out.

“He’s not breathing and his heart’s not beating, Dorian. Do you know any magic that can bring him back?”

Dorian looked grim as he shook his head. “Not alive. I’m a necromancer, which means he would have to stay dead for me to reanimate him.”

“Then help me get this armor off.”

Belle tugged Cullen’s mantle out of where it was tucked into his belt, while Dorian worked Cullen’s right arm out of it. She pulled it under Cullen’s body and yanked it off his left arm, throwing it out of her way. A mass of silvery steel still stood in her way.

“Roll him toward you,” she said. Oh God, Cullen, breathe, she thought. For the love of God, breathe.

Dorian did as she asked, and she unfastened a small brown buckle that she wondered how Cullen reached every morning. “Down,” she said, and Dorian set Cullen on his back again. They worked at the twin buckles in the front, and pulled Cullen’s cuirass over his limp head.

“Get the straps on your side.” Dorian obeyed again, unfastening the right side of Cullen’s breastplate from his backplate while Belle worked on the left side. Her fingers were steady. They were always steady in an emergency. She was fire-forged for this exact brand of crisis.

She and Dorian pulled Cullen’s breastplate off to reveal his sweat-drenched tunic, every fiber soaked through. His body was still warm. Dorian tugged the backplate out from under the dead man. He was dead. He would not stay that way. He couldn’t.

In almost any case, you’re only going to do compressions until help arrives. No rescue breaths. But in the event of an unwitnessed cardiac arrest, the body is likely deprived of oxygen, and would benefit from compressions and rescue breaths, she remembered the words of the instructor at her last CPR certification renewal. Not compression-only CPR. Rescue breaths and compressions. Rescue breaths and compressions.

Belle tilted Cullen’s head back to open his airway, and swept her finger through his mouth. She fastened her mouth over his, feeling the smooth skin of his scar and the rasp of his stubble against her lips, and breathed into his body twice. His chest rose and fell with each breath. He hadn’t choked on anything. Good.

She laced her fingers together and pressed the heel of her hand into his sternum to start compressions. Thirty to two, thirty to two, thirty to two. Cullen’s ribs cracked against his sternum with her third push. She counted aloud, all the while singing “Stayin’ Alive” in her head to keep the proper pace for her compressions.

“What are you doing?” Dorian asked, no doubt bewildered by her efforts.

“CPR,” she said as she pushed down. Fifteen. “Don’t you dare die, Cullen.” Twenty.

Belle felt again for a pulse at thirty. Still nothing. She breathed into Cullen’s mouth again, watching his chest rise and fall, and started her second set of compressions. “Wake up, Cullen.” She could feel foolish tears rising, burning her eyes. “Wake up. Don’t you fucking die on me, Cullen.”

His head lurched and his body jolted with every compression, his mouth lolled open. One of Belle’s absurd tears broke free and landed on his chest. He couldn’t die. She needed him. The Inquisition needed him, but she needed him, too. She didn’t even know why. All they did was argue and stare at each other.

An uncharacteristic sob forced its way from her unwitting lips after her third set of breaths. He still had no pulse. It wasn’t working. Maybe she should have made Dorian do compressions, he was bigger. But she would have had to teach him how, and time was of the essence.

Thirty more compressions, two more breaths. Nothing.

Where the fuck was Solas? Where was the fucking guy with the strongest healing magic in Skyhold?

Thirty more compressions, two more breaths. Still nothing.

Belle’s tears were flowing uninhibited. “Wake up, you obstinate asshole! This doesn’t get to kill you! You don’t get to die! Wake up!”

She stopped compressions, and balled her right and into a fist. “Don’t you dare die on me! Don’t you goddamn dare!” She swung that fist down onto his chest as hard as she could, grunting out another sob.

Nothing happened.

Belle screamed as she swung her fist down to thump Cullen’s chest again. It was a desperate scream that belonged to the helpless and hopeless and wretched, to the already-dead warrior thrusting his sword in a pointless final effort to vanquish his enemy. It was fraught and forlorn and tore its way out of her with such force that it made her body tremble.

“Don’t you goddamn dare!”

***** 

Notes: Please don't hit me!!! *flinches*

On a side note, I'm not saying that non-rescue personnel should do rescue breaths. I'm an advocate for compression-only CPR for those who are starting out uninstructed. Also, precordial thumps (slamming one's fist on someone else's chest) are *rarely* effective on those whose hearts have stopped beating for an undetermined amount of time. AKA DO NOT TRY WHAT IS DEPICTED ABOVE AT HOME! I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU DO, SO DO NOT USE THIS AS A RESUSCITATION GUIDE!

Kay...so...still don't hit me. Pretty please. 

[asettledsky]

Beauty and the Beast Review

So, I’m not going to go through a blow by blow of the WHOLE movie... Though I’m sorely tempted because I loved it just that much... But really, anyone whose seen the original animated version does not need a blow by blow of this. They changed a few things, all for the better, but mostly it was just stuff that added backstory and expanded on character motivation.  As someone who has always, ALWAYS loved this fairytale in all of it’s forms, including the Disney animated one and the Broadway musical one, I absolutely loved this version just as much as I loved all the ones that have come before it. 

So, the high points: 

The opening was great. And it explains more about the curse and why the village 10 miles away has no clue there was a castle there. Plus it was a beautiful party scene. Very French Regency. The Prince downright looked like Tom Cruise’s Lestat from Interview with a Vampire the way he was painted up and the white wig. 

I loved the theme of roses that they brought in to reference the very original La Belle et Le Bete fairytale.  Maurice had three daughters in that one, and the youngest and most beautiful only wanted a single rose from the market. Maurice picks one from a random garden and that’s how he angers the Beast in the original.  That’s pretty much happens in this version.  Maruice gets into the castle because wolves etc..., sensibly freaks out over the enchanted stuff and is all ready to leave, and is like “OMG, I need a rose for Belle....” And picking a rose is why he gets locked up.  Beast has a funny line here.  Belle, at the rescue of her Papa is like “A life sentence? For a Rose?” And Beast is like “Well, I got eternally damned for one.”  Like... yeah, okay, that seems more likely than ‘this old man took shelter here so I locked him up’.  Aside from the whole ‘I’m getting out of here quickly, oh wait a rose!’ thing Maurice is pretty clever and likable. He doesn’t just LET his daughter take his place in a dungeon. Belle has to trick him into it. 

Also, Belle is so much more clever in this than is shown in the cartoon version.  All the other women are washing their stuff by hand and she’s like, screw that, and makes a washing machine out of a donkey and a barrel. I loved it. Then people get pissed off at her for trying to teach a little girl to read. She’s also pretty good about not being helpless. She’ll arm herself with a stick or a pitcher before she’ll go into a dangerous situation empty handed.

Her romance with the Beast seemed way more genuine too. Because he was an adult when he was turned into a beast, instead of, apparently, eleven like in the animated version, the Beast is clever and well spoken in a lot of ways. He’s witty and funny and catches her attention by being able to quote Shakespeare at her. 

Also, there is no book shop in this version. Which makes more sense. It’s pretty heartbreaking too, because the only books Belle has access to is a tiny little shelf in the church. She talks about visiting the places in the books and how it makes her world bigger and... ugh. Soooo heartbreaking. I loved it. 

I liked Gaston too. Apparently he was a soldier who recently came back from war in this one. And that makes his character so much better? It explains a lot anyway. It explains why the villagers are just like ‘okay, we’ll do what you say’ when it times to go kill the Beast and stuff. He also has some hilarious lines too. I don’t remember exactly how it goes, but he and Le Fou are talking about Belle and he’s like “She won’t bend over backward and make a fool of herself trying to gain my favor... what do you call that?” And Le Fou answers “... Dignity?” And Gaston is like “It’s terribly attractive, isn’t it?” 

Le Fou was also great. Would have been better without all of the hubbub about him being gay. He wasn’t any more or less queer-coded than the original. But his mannerisms weren’t as... demeaning? I’d say, as the animated version of him. He switches sides during the siege on the castle and it’s nice. His story line could have done without all the politicizing and backlash. There’s a two second scene where he exchanges a female partner for a guy at the end while everyone is dancing. No one would have noticed or cared.  The really great thing was that there were at least two interracial couples among the staff. But since they were knickknacks most of the film I guess Disney couldn’t be all ‘hey, look at this...’ like they were being progressive. Plus it’s not the 60s anymore. But still, I thought that that was something nice that deserved more attention. 

There are some additions to the whole thing that made everything better.  The enchantress actually sticks around to see the whole thing to completion. Which just gives the whole curse a better feel to it. Like she really did want him to learn a lesson out of it all.  She’s there at the end to undo the curse and it’s great.  You see all the enchanted people turn fully into the objects they were and I CRIED SO HARD!  But also, there was a subtext of how all the servants had to learn a lesson too... about not letting their prince turn into that sort of person. And also how the Beast had become the type of person that could inspire loyalty among his staff.... It’s nothing explicitly stated, aside from one line Mrs. Potts has, but it was there. 

There were a couple of places where I feel like they fell flat when trying to mimic the animated version. The epic ballroom scene, for example.... was not epic. It was good, but did not quite reach the magic of the animated version.  Of course we’ll be forever bitter about the dress. Like, seriously, you could have at least mimicked the Regency style of dress if you were gonna change everything about it. Boo.  And the climax where Gaston and Beast have that showdown... eh. Then again, how are you gonna reach that sort of crazy that Gaston gets to in the animated version? Unless maybe you cast Jack Nicholson or something. 

I could go on forever about this movie, since I just came back from it and had a lot of feels, but I think I’ll leave it here? 

It’s a good movie. None of the changes they made from the animated version were bad. None of them. The song lyrics they changed, the backstory they added, the way things play out with Gaston (expect for the climax), the additions to the curse and WHEN the curse happened, and the way the servants felt about it.... All of it was great. 

Go see it if you can.

[what-the-pyaar]

Ishqbaat: February 6-February 11

Weekly Recap 

-We find out how Om became his DBO character

-Shivaay has continued to prove how much he trusts Annika, therefore also proving he isn’t such a bagad billa as we first thought…although I’m still not quite sure 

-Shivaay and Annika find video footage of someone tampering with her phone..if not Svetlana then who??? Tia. Obviously. 

-Tej, being the fucker that he is, decides that he’s been “unjust” to Svetlana (yep. Svetlana. no one else.) But SOMEHOW, Om and Svetlana come to an agreement that, if Om gives Svetlana 20 crore, she’ll marry Om. Om’s doing it to save his mom, and Svetlana’s obviously doing it for the money and she just straight up hates Tej. She legit said that. Which is SO funny. 

-Mrs. Kapoor (ah. what a lovely woman) continues to blackmail Shivaay with the video of Daima. This time! she demands that Shivaay sign a trust fund for Tia’s son of 100 crore. 

-When Annika tries to stop Shivaay, they get into a huge fight that ends with her falling (pushed.) over the stairs. She hits her head, and a MAJOR amount of blood is lost (BUT DO THEY TAKE HER TO THE DAMN HOSPITAL?! NO. OF COURSE NOT.) 

-As soon as Annika regains consciousness, we find out that her memory has been lost, and she has no recollection of her life, and even worse! no recollection of Shivaay! 

-Tia and Svetlana convince Annika that she isn’t safe in the Oberoi Mansion, and they’re the only two Annika can truly trust. AND she falls for it, believing they’re just the most beautiful people ever. 

-Shivaay works to try and get Annika’s memories back, which will continue into the next week. 

February 6, 2017 

Promo

Oh bete ki

Show

No he’s not getting drugs Shivaay. This is something else completely

Thats good…but i don’t know…oh fuck on no come on om

Noooooo om i like you!!! Ok now the promo for DBO just makes so much sense

Well this is interesting

Ok. Om just looks really hot to me all of a sudden…i think i have some issues

That was sweet. He woke up within like 30 seconds

The casual arm around Annika is whats getting to me in this scene…

Good idea tho

Interesting. But like obviously it was Tia

YOU’RE GETTING CLOSER

Too much hair blowing in the wind there but i love o jaana

Rudy! Why are you yelling at this woman?!

Svetlana walks with such swagger. And that’s the first time I’ve ever used the word “swagger”…

Svetlana sucks but i liked that

AHAHAHA Shivaay! “I HAVE A MONOPOLY ON PHONE THROWING ANNIKA.”

I appreciated that interaction

What is up with Rudy today???

RUDRA. ENOUGH.

Wtf Shivaay. How is the fact that OM isn’t picking up his phone annika’s fault??? I hate that you do this still.

Annika’s hairs been looking so good lately

Your wife literally tried to kill herself yesterday can you chill for a MINUTE

February 7, 2017 

Promo

Tej is such a selfish creep and in a weird way I’m really happy this happened

Wow…that’s…these women aren’t fucking around

Show

Dadi do you seriously think Tej gives a fuck??? Of course he doesn’t.

UGH. HE’S JUST THE WORST.

Ok. You don’t get to fucking say anything to r\Rudra, Tej. Ew Svetlana’s gonna be Rudy’s step mom…ewww. but not really if the promo is to be trusted. Which it is.

God screw you Svetlana. But you do look hella good. Idk why but since the last episode I’ve really been digging you

YOU’VE BEEN UNJUST?! TO SVETLANA?! REALLY?! I MEAN YES! BUT LIKE YOU’VE COMMITTED SUCH WORST INJUSTICES TEJ!

He’s just SUCH a creep

That was such a baller move damn Svetlana. WHAT IS UP WITH MY WEIRD DOUCHEY LANGUAGE TODAY?!

I wanna know how this happened. How did om and Svetlana come to this point?

Om looks so good, Svetlana looks so good. Wow. If she hadn’t fucked his dad, I’d dig them together

Same Priyanka.

what is happening?

What an interesting turn of events

i don’t know how to react to this…

Damn om.

Om’s gone full pathar

Yea Rudy idk either

I NEED TO KNOW THE EVENTS LEADING UP TO THIS MOMENT.

Where was Pinky in all that??

Why does Rudy’s shirt have so many holes in it???

Tru Shivaay

This is no what i would’ve expected from Shivaay…

DAMN RUDRA. THAT HIT DEEP.

Rudra you obviously expect Annika to make Shivaay understand

He’s clearly not okay

Does Shivaay…know something??? Like about why this all happened…

That’s…very twisted logic…

Oh god he’s about to say something awful. I just know it.

YEP.

ughhhhhhhhhhhh are you fucking kidding me Shivaay?!

So what do you want then Svetlana…???

Really?

This is very interesting.

Yea i know Svetlana. Even she’s scared of him man…

Why does Svetlana look so scared? Its like Tia and Svetlana switched aggressiveness levels

Wow they’re running these people dry

Obviously she’s gonna blackmail him

Yeaaaa

February 8, 2017 

Promo 

I cant believe he threw her off the stairs AND THEN played the khnh heartbeat track

That’s so much blood

Yeaaa you gotta stop doing things “in anger”

Oooooo this is gonna be interesting

Show

Its so funny cause from the interviews I’ve seen Surbhi and Navina get along extremely well

Damn Annika has totally been on the offense

Damn. Better listen to your wife Shivaay.

Varna kya???

Her hair should be…well anyways

That all happened so quickly wow

Why does Tia look so pleased…like thoda shock tho ban tha hai…unless…hmmmm i wonder

That blood looks so fake, but that shot was weirdly beautiful

WILL Y’ALL PLEASE TAKE HER TO THE HOSPITAL FOR ONCE?!

THEY STILL DIDN’T TAKE HER TO THE HOSPITAL! am i just really not well versed in the indian medical system??? Are house calls this normal for something THIS extreme???

Obviously Shivaay

I wanna know what Tia’s thinking

At least he realizes he has an anger issue…now when he actually works on it some more…then I’ll give him credit

WHY IS SAHIL NOT HERE?! DON’T TELL ME THEY FORGOT ABOUT HIM!

this is gonna be so interesting wow

I’m so intrigued

And where is Pinky???

Right Tia?! I know!

Ooooooo good excuse writers

That would suck so hard for Sahil, but like Sahil should know about this…he is her brother.

Svetlana’s a little scared of Om now…

I love their evil witch music

What are the chances that if this wasn’t a show she’d see that note??? Even if they tapped the window. And then actually read it

Its been like 2 min dadi…

Daaaaammmmmnnnnnn good chaal

AHAHAHAHAHAHA THE FUCKING MUSIC

Why are they all making these faces?!?!?!

Thats such an ugly shot of nakuul

Rudra’s just like “wtf?”

I hated everything about the shots of that scene

Ahahahaha that’s so funny

AHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD! THAT’S YOUR LANGUAGE ANNIKA!

Just tell her Shivaay. Tell her you’re her husband!

Those shoes are bomb af

HA what lies

Thats tru

Kya chaal yaar Tia! Wah! Impress ho gayi!

Kalavati Thakur? How interesting 

February 9, 2017 

Promo

FUCK ME.

ok the funniest part of this is Rudra covering his eyes so he doesn’t see his “bhabhi” dancing provocatively-not that its really provocatively

Show

When is Priyanka’s storyline/the ACP gonna come back???

Okay Annika…honey…you don’t remember anything…what “home" are you remembering/talking about???

AHAHAHAHA

And Shivaay defending his home decor!!! Ahahahaha

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

CAUSE Y’ALL ARE MARRIED!

Yea my reaction would be the same as Shivaay’s rn

Where did the “kumari” come from???

Ahahahaha

!!! Omg

I cant believe this is how he’s trying to get her memory back!

Okay “helicopter” is a common word!

WHAT?! WHAT IS THIS DIALECT ALL OF A SUDDEN ON ANNIKA’S?!?!?!

have you eaten riata since you got your head injury?!

THIS IS SO FUNNY.

YES!

She looks so satisfied with herself

What was that weird af hand flick Shivaay?

Eww that sounds SO gross

YOU DON”T KNOW THO! BECAUSE YOUR MEMORY IS GONE!

Rudy’s just like “…bhabhi???”

What an interesting twist, that’s extremely lucky for Tia

RUDRA! AHAHAHA

and who YOU are to her of course

Yep

AHHHHHHH I’M SCREAMING

THEY BOTH LOOK SO GOOD

AND ITS SO FUNNY THAT RUDRA COVERS HIS EYES! 

Rudra looks so freaked out, but then he’s just kinda like “okay, not bad” ahahaha

And shivaays just like “im confused…but..aroused”

Neither Annika’s clothes nor dancing is that provocative…in fact she’s definitely worn similarly designed clothes in the past

…Shivaay…really? This is…i mean COME ON

Shivaay’s styling today is definitely not my favorite btw

I’m very confused by Shivaay a lot of the times

Ahahaha trying to brain wash your wife now Shivaay????

Annika looks so pretty

Come on Shivaay! Let her go now!

Ok obviously we know Shivaay wouldn’t actually hurt her…but from Annika’sperspectivee this must be TERRIFYING

Well that’s not safe

And that’s not likely

WHAT?! KYA AJEEB AHDMI HAI YAAR?!

“Pathi parmeshwar” is such a stupid belief. I don’t mean to offend anyone…but like its stupid

Ooo she hasn’t been wearing a mangalsutra and sindoor!

How did she find time to change?

February 10, 2017 

Promo

Annika’s hair man!!!! 

TIA. SHE HAS FUCKING SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS LIKE I’M SURE SHE’LL REMEMBER ALL THIS! 

ugh oh god 

This has to be a joke 

Show

…oh… 

Wtf why did he pick up the knife??? Okay… 

OH. OKAY. 

god i want them to have a remarriage track SO badly 

I. LOVE. O. JAANA. 

they’re a VERY handsome couple 

Wtf is Shivaay doing with his arm??? Nautanki.

God! I love o jaana so damn much. 

OYE HO SHIVAAY PUTAR! TRY MAAR RAHA HAI!!! 

god that necklace is so ugly 

WTF DO THEY STILL KEEP CALLING DUSHANT, ROBIN??? 

Tia needs to stop drinking…i mean she’s fucking pregnant 

Hmmm…i just had a thought…idk but Annika definitely just gave Tia a…look. idk how to describe it..but…could this all be a ploy to get Tia to reveal something??? Does Annika actually have memory loss? 

Tia has amazing lips wow 

TIA. YOU IDIOT. WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER ANYTHING?! 

oh fuck i can just tell this is Annika’s chaal, she’s faking it paakha. But…does Shivaay know??? He must…given how her accident happened….hmmm 

I love them in white 

AHAHAHA thadibaaz kahi ka 

Are they..gonna sleep on the same bed?!?!?!?! 

AHAHAHAHAHA damn Shivaay. You’re REALLY trying to get with Annika today! You can just Shivaay wants to kiss her SO BAD He’s so close to her on the bed omg 

Wtf where’d she go? 

Awww Shivaay reached for her first thing!!! Cute!!! 

“Ladki” ?!?!?!? THAT “LADKI” IS YOUR WIFE SSO. 

Awww she stuffed her mouth!! So she doesn’t say anything bad about Shivaay!

wtf Annika! 

UGH 

AHAHAHA i know i shouldn’t find him threatening her with a knife funny 

DID THEY FALL ASLEEP HOLDING HANDS?!?!?! good. 

Awww SSO is sooooo cute 

That was just so much that i did not understand 

I just choked on my pineapples when she said she’s going to do aarti for him 

RUDRA’S JUST LIKE “WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BHABI?!” 

Oh god. Why’s she gotten all religious by losing her memory? 

THIS IS SO FUNNY. I AGREE RUDY 

i love Rudra and his love for his thadibaaz waali bhabi 

Why did Om get 1000x hotter when he became “angry young man” ??? because I have issues..that’s why

I don’t like Tej either Svetlana 

OOOOOOO SHIIIIT 

February 11, 2017 

Promo

Oh my. What led to this? 

WHY DOES HE ALWAYS GET INTO THE POOL TOO?!?!?!?! I’VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT?!?!?! 

ummmmm… 

Show

“Svetlana didi” ?!?!?! How’d she say that without getting the most intense michmichi 

Wtf was that weird vision thing she had??? 

Okay this scene definitely puts a dent in my “she’s faking it” theory 

Shivaay looks so handsome 

Om…no. That’s just not a good mentality at all. But like…okay. i get that. God i love om. He’s such a cutie. But i know he’s going over to the “dark side” 

Kali Thakur? I wonder if that character will be in DBO??? Seriously they’re gonna mess with the mob now??? I wanna watch DBO now tho!!! 

Awwwww Rudra baby! 

THAT. WAS. SO. SWEET. THIS IS THE DAMN REASON WE ALL STARTED WATCHING THE DAMN SHOW. AND THEN THEY JUST….anyways…YAY! 

i hate Rudy’s jeans 

Wow. Everyone is just so incompetent in this show.   Except you Rudy. Love ya baby 

Ok so Annika definitely hid her 

Well that was just not a good hiding place now was it??? 

I’m still digging Svetlana man.   Like she’s so fucking annoying but i dig her 

Ugh y’all are both so annoying 

OooooooooO uh oh. 

Should NOT have said THAT! 

UGH. YALL DONT UNDERSTAND HOW UPSETTING THIS “PATI PARMESHWAR” CRAP IS TO ME 

O BETE KI 

I. WILL. NEVER. UNDERSTAND. WHY. HE. GETS. IN. TOO. AND I WILL NEVER STOP SAYING THAT. UNTIL I UNDERSTAND

ok. 

I fucking love Shivaay’s “badass” music man. 

I love that Annika never backs away from him 

UFF. LOOK AT SHIVAAY’S FUCKING FACE! OMG AHAHAHAHA. 

hmmmm i still think Annika is dangerous to y'all… 

Tia looks so damn good. Fuck me up! 

Awwww! The return of Annika’s aloo puri!!! Dadi looks so happy! 

WHAT?! DID I JUST HEAR A COW?!?!?! Oh my god…he’s trying to recreate their past to bring her memory back!!!! That’s so sweet! 

That is whats happening right??? 

[indonesianbeyhivetilldeath]

Thought via Path

Mager, Gabut, Bete Ugh!!! 😭😢😏 – Read on Path.

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shaadi mubarak 03.08.20 lb

woke up at the crack of dawn today coz i was so hyped for this ep! give me the preeti/kusum brotp now now now nowwwwwwwww

lol kusum's passive aggressive way telling preeti to sit.

OUFFFO KUSUM WHY YOU BEING SO MEANNNNNNNNNN SHE A NAAAAZUK SOUL SHE CAN'T HANDLE YOUR TOUGH LOVE

preeti's only hearing the bitter words that kusum is saying, not really absorbing what she reallllly means. LISTEN CLOSER, PREETI-SA.

btw, i don't like how yellow-toned rajashree's base makeup is. it doesn't match with her neckkkkkkk.

AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, AB BATTI JALI. SHE'S TELLING YOU TO APPRECIATE YOUR DAUGHTER AND DAAMAAD'S LOVE!!!!!

“kaunse duniya mein raho? zamaana badal gaya hai! yeh (...) aansoon bahaane ka zamaana naa hai! auraton ka haq se jeene ka zamaana hai, auraton ka baraabari se jeene ka zamaana hai! auratein kahaan ki kahaan pohunch gayi; chaand-taaron tak pohunch gayi, akaash mein rocket chalaave, plane chalaave! aur aap apne itne si shareer ko bhoj maan ke marne chale ho! apne bete ko pet mein athaara mahine rakha ki usse itna zyaada lagaaav hai??? ya beti ke (???) se bohut peed hui thi, ki usse nafrat karo? bete ka ghar apna lage, aur beti ka ghar paraaya?”

I SWEAR TO GOD I LOVE HER THE MOSTTTTTTTT

ooooh kusum's backstory coming out. she's the 7th daughter of the house, after which the "ghar ka chiraag" was born. and so all the betis missed out on the laad (and desi ghee) that raja beta got from maa.

“hum betiyon ke hisse mein aaya aadha pet taane, aur aadha pet bharaa humaare bhai ke jhoothe khaane se. mhaare ko bilkul na bhaata tha. mhaari maa ne jeevan bhar beti aur bete mein bohut bhed-bhaav kiya. kaahe? ki beta ghar ka chiraag hai, budhaape ki laathi banega, swarag ke dwaar pe chod ke aayega! par aisa kuch nahi hua. jab budhaape mein aayi na, bistar pakda na, toh hum betiyon ne seva kii, sabne milke. bete ne kya kiya, arthi ke liye lakdi jutaayi usne. sab kuch humne kiya. lekin ehsaan nahi jataa rahein! bachpan ke karze ko byaaj ke saath chukaaya humne!”

IN THIS YEAR THAT'S BEEN AN ABSOLUTE DUMPSTER FIRE, THE FACT 2020 HAS GIVEN US A CHARACTER LIKE KUSUM KOTHARI????? THAT TOO PLAYED BY A PERFORMER LIKE RAJESHWARI SACHDEV?!?!?!?!?! 

"saachi baat hai, thaara na mhaare ko bilkul na suhaaya. iss liye nahi ki tu apni beti ke ghar mein rehne aayi. iss liye ki mhaare ko TU naa suhaati! thaari harkatein, thaari soch, bilkul nahi!"

lmaoooooooo kusummmmmmmm.

“mazza toh ab aata jab tu, bina sankoch, bina sharam ke bohut ghamandd se kehti ki dekho mhaari beti ko mhaare se kitna pyaar hai, kitna parvaah kare hai mhaari. tuney hamesha mhaare ko apni beti ki saas ki tarah se dekha, toh main bhi saas banke rahi! kabhi saheli ki nazar se bhi dekhti!!!!!”

you guys, i'm in actual tears here. is there honestly anything more glorious in the world than female friendship? i think not.

lmao she's fully fessing up to doing naatak to stop preeti from going to pushkar so she could give her a well-deserved reality check.

PREETI EXTENDING HAND OF FRIENDSHIP.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh godddddddddddd, rati's boss from hell is the match that mummy has brought for KT. fucking whyyyyyyy?!?!?!

lmao what is this ainvayi ka collar on KT's kurta???

why is everyone laughing at KT's dumbass jokes?? tum logon ne kuch zyaada hi sar pe chadha rakha hai isko.

literally who falls for this jaake ghar dikhaao schtick anymore?!?!

mummy and chaachi making hopeful eyes at each other. hope you have a backup plan for lunch, coz aapki daal nahi galne waali.

lollllllllllllll kusum's like chalo ab chodo, bohut ho gayaaaa.

"ab yeh aansoon ponch. thaari mhaari been kaiyya bajegi, preeti???"

I WILL LIVE THE REST OF MY LIFE OUT IN THE GLOW OF THIS FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!

i keep feeling like the tibrewal house is the same set as in EBSS, just furnished differently. idk, something about the design reminds me of that house.

chanda doesn't care about KT’s shooting stories. she's silently scanning the barcodes of every item in this room with her eyes and having the prices beep through her mind.

she hates the dresser preeti made. ugh, what a piece of work. who comments like this on the decor preferences of someone they're meeting for the first time???

lol KT she realllly doesn't care for your poster wall. learn to read the room, man.

for someone who's so up his own ass about his charm and stardom, he really got bashful the INSTANT someone took him up on it.

me, the moment any one other than my mom and cat shows me any affection:

desi malin akerman does not appreciate being given lecture on consent and compatibility in a budding relationship.

great, she's gonna make a scene.

oh boy, KT's backstory gonna come out via vindictive bitch's rage rant.

biwi chod ke chali gayi. called it.

chaachi is righteously incensed at this bitch coming for Ghar Ka ManBaby.

biwi ran away with aashiq 2 years into the marriage. sigh.

chaachi is me, i am chaachi. this is my permanent mood. like at life itself.

wife left him 20 yearssssssssss ago. aw man, he really isn't over it yet.  

maa's just standing here listening to this bs????? when's she gonna jump into the ring to fight for raja beta??

i'm all for the destruction of this bogus celebrity culture we have going on rn, but this one is running her mouth a lil too much.

chacha and dad have entered the game.

oh shit i'm beginning to relate a little too much with chanda's anti-nepotism rant.

daaaang. mummy late aayi, par entry dhaansu thi.

lmao desi malin's dramatic hair flip and chin wobble.

yaaas mama bear. finish her offfffff!

KT has disassociated. #relatable

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preeti is leaving some cheer up laddoos for despondent KT! does she know it's him??!?!?!!?

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immj2 08 + 09.11.20 lbs

08.11.20

lmaoooooooo i really love the ice cold way siya operates in. truly a raisinghania sib!

“siya chal sakti hai!!!” behen, iss ghar mein tumhare dimaag ki alaava sab kuch chalta hai.

dadi trying to cheer raja band baja hua beta up with his favt. chole bhature. he doesn't seem like the kind who'd eat that kinda food, but ok.

CHOLE BHATURE ARE NOT CHEERING HIM UP. MATLAB MAAMLA SERIOUS HAIIIIII.

lmao he's literally twisting and turning in place like kids do when they have a tantrum. i mean, i like it. it shows a more human side to the character, ki just how much anguish and helplessness he's feeling.

dadi like babe, you can't control everything in life, stop being such a bloody control freak ki things not going your way turn you like this.

blah blah anguished rant on how he lost something so important to him.

dadi giving cliche ~~~if it's meant to be yours, it'll come back to you~~~ advice. which is kinda working on him. huh. all kindsa out of sorts behaviour.

“jab tuney kisi ke saath galat nahi kiya hai, toh tere saath galat kyun hoga?” uh okkkkkkkkkkk, that's not how life works. bad shit happens to good ppl all the time. also, he's done lotsa galat shit ok. what did riddhima do for this fucker to paralyse her huh?????? YEH SAB USSI KA NATEEJA HAI. BHUGAT AB.

carbs therapy. BEST HAI. ALWAYS WORKS. IT'S SCIENCE, BITCHES.

dadi saying why don't you talk to riddhima about your issues, and lol he's whining about she dgaf about him coz she left him alone last night when he asked her not to.

dadi left praying ki hey bhagwaan these two fucks’ relationship is in your hands now, this is beyond human interference.

kabir being informed of new developments and accusation of kidnapping ragini is being heaped on siya. BASED ON WHAT EVIDENCE YOU STUPID TWIT??????? THAT SHE CAN WALK??????? SO CAN EVERYONE ELSE YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!

“mujhe usse vansh ke aage expose karna hoga.” LMAO BITCH EXPOSE YOURSELF FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

“tum kya mujhe expose karogi? expose toh main tumhe karungi!” YES SIYAAAAAAAAA FUCK  HER UPPPPPPPPPP

NOICE. WE LOVE A FIERCEASS SISTER WHO’S READY TO KILL FOR HER SIBLINGS. ESP. WHEN IT’S THE SCARY BIG BROTHER WHO’S EVERYONE’S PROTECTOR.

siya saying she just miraculously got cured a few days ago, and was waiting to surprise everyone. sounds sus, but whatever.

but also what kinda terrribleasssssss physiotherapist is riddhima that she didn’t even identify her patient’s progress?????

LMAO SIYA POL KHOLING OF VANSH BHAIYYA SAYING HE MADE HER DO ALL THE SHADY MASK SHIT. “TO KEEP RIDDHIMA SAFE”. haaaan behen, khooooob safe rakha tumne, baar baar behosh karke. pehle se hi iska dimaag nahi chalta, now you’ve managed to give her some kinda degenerative brain disease.

i love how vansh didn’t bother to ask siya how she stopped riddhima’s plans and knocked her out multiple times if she’s in a wheelchair. there’s literally only one person in a wheelchair in this house?!?!?!!!!!! wouldn’t riddhima KNOW who the person in the mask is???? god vansh. you’re such a dumbass.

lellllllllllllllllllllllllll i am livingggggggggg for siya reading riddhima to filth with a knife in her hand THIS IS THE BEST SCENE OF THIS SHOW YET. esp in her small, child-like voice, it’s fucking amazing.

riddhima admitted to being a spy, AND SIYA RECORDED IT ALSO. OMFG SHE’S MY NEW FAVE CHARACTER I LOVE HER THE MOST.

i wish vansh was the person he is to siya, instead of the fucker he actually is. she literally thinks the worldddddddddddd of him. ugh, i am so soft for this relationshippppppp.

but i also wanna know what the ishani/siya relationship is like? we hardlyyyyyy see them interact. like, we even see aryan push her wheelchair around sometimes, but ishani neverrrrrrr interacts with siya. why????

ugh riddhima managed to convince her that she really cares for vansh and is trying to do the right thing. she’s literally asking her to kill her rn if she doesn’t trust her. baby sis you’re farrrrrrrrr too trusting.

“mera dimaag tumpe trust karne se rok raha hai, riddhima, par jiss dil ne tumhe bhaabi bola haina, woh tumhe ek mauka dena chahta hai. ek aakhri mauka. iss baar mera bharosa mat todna. 24 ghante hai tumhare paas. apni taqdeer badal sako toh badal lo warna yeh audio main vansh bhaiyya ko suna doongi.” SERIOUSLY, WHERE WERE THEY HIDING THIS MOST SAYAANI CHARACTER OF THE SHOW TILLLLLL NOW????????!

riddhima has a condition for siya too. i think i know what it is.

omg vansh IS COLLAR PAKADKE YELLING AT ANGRE IN THE WORST WAYYYYYYY POSSIBLE. god vansh, you’re honestly the fucking worstttttttttttttttttttt. angre you need to take up work with someone else, istg, you don’t deserve this shit. kabir treats his sidekick so much better. yet another point in the kitty for kabir >>>>>> vansh.

seriously, why would you wanna blindfold this dude when he’s in THIS mood????? save it for the bedroom, sis.

empty wheelchair dekh ke he’s yelling at everrrrrrrryone ki how could they leave siya alone somewhere. god. i can’t imagine having to live with such a toxic personality.

everyone in the house is soooooo happy for siya. like, aryan’s not beaming as much as the others, but he does look kinda pleased. BECAUSE SIYA IS BEST CHARACTERRRRRRR OF THIS SHOW EVERYONE LOVESSSS HERRRRR.

oh my heart, i am so softttttttt for sibling shit like this. he’s hugging her with suchhhhhhhhhhhh fierceeee affection, i’m crying happy tearsssssss.

heart eyes for riddhima who supposedly cured her. pls. she did nothing. jo bhi karna tha, siya ne khud kiya hai. iss ridhimma manhoos ko jasoosi se kab fursat mili to do PT with siya and cure her???

siya being gracious and giving credit though. ugh, honestly, this show and this family don’t deserve siya.

lmao she’s saying vansh brought riddhima in though, so actually allll the credit goes to bhaiyya for intimidating this poor woman into treating his sister against her will.

THE AFFECTION. THE SHEER MAGNITUDE OF HIS LOVE FOR HERRRR. I CRIEEE. THIS IS THE ONLY RELATIONSHIP THAT MATTERS TO ME IN THIS GODFORSAKEN SHOW.

anupriya giving some fakeass congrats. i hope siya tells vansh that she was the one who pushed her down the stairs a while back. aur kuch nahi toh just for that vansh is gonna kill her dead.

riddhima and vansh still all tense and sad about the ragini thing. OUFF JUST LIVE IN THE MOMENT YOU FUCKS.

I LOVE HER. I FUCKING LOVE HER. BEST RAISINGHANIA HAI YEH.

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09.11.20

riddhima back at kabir’s to try and find ragini. ughhhhhhhhh i’m just so done with this nonsense. we already KNOW that kabir and anupriya still have her based on the precap from like 2, 3 days ago.

lol kabir is so pissed at riddhima and her dimaag chalaana. a mood we ALL share.

kabir trying to turn riddhima against siya and riddhima’s like NOOOO SHE COULD NEVER, “USKI AANKHEIN USKI AWAAAZ SAAF SAAF KEH RAHI THI KI WOH SACH BOL RAHI HAI!” uh huh, yeah, like kabir’s are rn????? and vansh’s were before he paralysed you? just a suggestion i’m throwing out there: is it possible that perhaps, just maybe, you’re just very fucking stupid, riddhima, and tend to trust people too easily????

OUFF I’M SO BORED WITH THIS SCENE. we already know from the precap that ragini will knock down a vase but riddhima will never find out what caused it and kabir will make some lame excuse she’ll believe. FWDING TO NEXT.

JESUS CHRISTTTTTTTT, SIYA IS JUST WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE RANDOMLY LISTENING TO THAT AUDIO CLIP OF RIDDHIMA’S CONFESSION. AND SHE WALKS RIGHT INTO VANSH, WHO’S LIKE HUH, WHAT’S THAT RIDDHIMA IS SAYING?????

siya brushes it off saying its exercise stuff for her PT. sure. uh huh.

OH MY HEART HE GOT HER HEEEEEEELS, WHICH SHE’S ALWAYSSSSSSS WANTED. THIS BHAIYYA-BABY RELATIONSHIP IS GONNA TAKE ME DOWN GODDAMNITTTT. ITNE DIN BAAAAAAAAAAAD ITNI ACHCHI SIBLING FEELS MILI HAI ITV SEEEEEEE.

bhaiyya knows baby enough ki she’s hiding something from himmm. oh noeeeeeeeeeee.

damn, siya a real one. didn’t give out riddhima’s secret coz she wants to give her a fair chance. again, this show does not deserve this character. she’s too good for it.

she says she just believes in him and knows he’ll find whoever murdered mom. 

SOFT. SO SOFT. MY HEART IS SO FULL WHENEVER THESE TWO SHOW LOVE TO EACH OTHERRRRR.

idhar ragini ki marammat shuru. y’all are just exhausting me with this bs. isse maarna hai toh maaro already. ainvayi mein time waste.

oh dangggggggg, ragini batting for riddhima. saying i know she’ll fuck y’all up. dang, we love the sisterhood feels of this episode!

“aap ke liye SPECIAL INTEZAAM kiya hai maine.” said with the most polite customer service obsequiousness. I LOVE THIS PSYCHOPATH THE MOSTTTTTTTTTT.

ragini warning them that once vansh finds out everything, they’re as good as dead. wow, spunky!!!! dude i like her as a female lead better than stupid fucking riddhima. 

“hmmmmmm, you’re right. lekin usse batayega kaun???” honestly, why do i love his deranged ass so much????

anyway mishra has been delegated the task of stashing her somewhere else i guess. so it’s settled that mishra knows he’s not working for the CBI or whatever and is just a hired goon.

dadi is organizing YET ANOTHER POOJA. lordddddd.

this riddhima and her dumbass mandir jaana excuse that she uses constantly.

“bhagwaan tum jaisi bahu sab ko de!” OMFG DADI PLS, GOD FORBID. ISSE ACHCHA AAPKE BETE KUNWAARE MARR JAAYE!

ugh dadi your bloody pota needs a fucking therapist, it isn’t in riddhima’s hands to fix his 1001 mental issues.

great, mangalsutra almost broke. foreshadowing.

ughhhhh mummy managed to steal the memory card from aryan. FUCKING IDIOT I THOUGHT YOU HAD PUT IT IN THE BLOODY BANK ALREADY, BUT NO. HE WAS STILL HOLDING ON TO IT AND TALKING ABOUT IT LOUDDDDDDDDLY ON THE PHONE. jesusssss, why he so fuckinggggg stupid????

oh now vansh is exclaiming GREATTTTTTT JOB ANGREEEE as if he didn’t tell him to GTFO, THE VERY SIGHT OF YOU DISGUSTS ME yesterday. fuck, i really hate vansh as anything but a brother to siya.

aaaaaaand riddhima was standing behind him and he turned around and in a veryyyyyyy contrived move got his watch caught in her mangalsutra and broke it.

sis freaking about THE APSHAGUN!!!!!!!!!!!

he’s like arre nahi achcha shagun hai, angre got the cctv footage now i’ll know who kidnapped ragini! and sis is like OH GOD NO THE BAD LUCK IS STARTING ALREADY I’M SO DEADDDDDDD

“toh main tumhe kho dungi.”

lmao his face. literally the white guy blinking meme.

god she’s having a freakout about how their shaadi and rishta is in khatra. BITCH THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MS AND INSTEAD THE MOUNTAIN OF LIES YOU ARE SITTING ON AND YOUR EK DARJAN KE INCOMPATIBILITY ISSUES AS INDIVIDUALS.

”tum jaanti ho riddhima, tumahra ek ek aansoon mere liye kitna keemti hain? aisa lagta hai jaise mere dil ke ek tukde ko tod ke alag kar diya ho.”

OH YEAH????? DIDN’T FEEL ANYTHINGGGGG WHEN YOU PARALYSED HER HUH????????? IT’S GONNA BE A LONGASSSSS TIME BEFORE I GET OVER THAT, BITCH BOY.

yeah yeah ok this is a nice moment and all. WHY COULDN’T YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THIS DUDE, HUH?????? WHY’D YOU HAVE TO RUIN ALLLLLLLLLL THE GOOD WILL YOU BUILT UP BY KARWA CHAUTH IN ONEEEEEEE MOMENTTTTTTT?????? fuck, i hate you tellywood men and the shit they put my stupid heart through.

only bappa ki aarti shall fix things now. based on the promo and BTS i’ve seen, things about to get reallllllly realllllllly bad but............ lol let’s wait and watch.

ragini managed to sneak mishra’s phone outta his pocket. SEE????? SO ENTERPRISING!!!!!! I LIKE HER SO MUCH MORE THAN RIDDHIMA. GOD VANSH, THIS IS THE GIRL YOU SHOULD HAVE MARRIED. SHE’S REALLY THE ONE WHO GOT AWAY.

she’s callllllllllling vanshhhh. BUT AARTI KI WAJAAH SE HE CAN’T HEAR THE PHONEEEEEE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

here, have some dhaarmik #couple goals to take the edge off the anxiety till the next episode.

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precap: omfg ragini got through to riddhima and she almost told her that kabir is behind kidnapping her, but kabir got to her and attacked her from the back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DOUBLE OMFG SIYA OVERHEARD MUMMY ON THE PHONE BRAGGING ABOUT KILLING THEIR MOM AND CALLS VANSH TO TELL HIM ABOUT IT!!!!! LIKE SHE TOLD HIM THE NAME ALL CLEARLY AND THAT SHE HEARD IT FIRSTHAND!!!!!!!! VANSH SEEMS TO BE GIVING NO REACTION THO????????????

TELL ME THAT BOTH THESE PHONE CALLS WERE NOT MADE ON SOME FUCKING GHATIYA NETWORK LIKE IDEA AND THE REQUIRED PPL HEAR EVERYTHING THEY NEED TO!!!!!!!! (high hopes, i know. 😔😔😔)

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ebss 14.06.19 lb

picking up rightttttttt where we left off at kabir's cluelessness. is he really feigning like he didn't lie to her for god knows how long it's been since vyom died???? (srsly, how long has it been? a year? two? five? GIVE ME A TIMEFRAME, SHOW!!!!!!!!)

damnnnnnnnnnn, kavya spitting some reallllllllll truths.

(gosh also, her voice is at a frequency only dogs and bats can hear rn.)

“tumhare gaddaar dost ne tumhari jaan bachayi thi, meri nahi. meri zindagi kharaab kardi!!!!!!!!!!!!”

YES SIS, THAT'S ALL MEN DO. HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE. RUB IT IN!!!!!!!!

“tum sirf vyom ke dost nahi the. mere dost bhi the. tumne itna bada vishwasghaat kaise kiya mere saath????”

whoooo boy, i am fully here for angry kavya. pehli baar ispe pyaar aaya hai.

oh nice, they addressed why she's saying all this now instead of when he told her. good good good.

UNHAND HER, SIR!!!!!!!!! IDK WHERE THE HELL MEN THINK TOUCHING WOMEN WHEN THEY'RE ANGRY AF GETS THEM. LITERALLY DO NOT, UNLESS YOU WANT A FINGER IN YOUR EYE.

she's laying it on thiiiiiiiick and i loooooooove it.

yes, he's crying. good. more.

passive aggressive ‘thanks but no thanks’.

kabir trying to be all ‘no your name is attached to mine now you'll be known by my name, not vyom's’. lol thanks i guess????? that the property has been transferred from one party to the other?

“do aadmi, do dost, jinpar apni zindagi mein sabse zyaada bharosa kiya tha maine, dono ne mere vishwaas ka gala ghot diya. is liye mujhe aaj kisi pe bharosa nahi; na dosti par na aadmiyon par!”

men ain't shit bb girl. i say you join up with janhvi bhaabi in her mission. goddddddd, that would be so glorioussssss.

time for kabir's big speech. bro yahan pe kissi ko nahi sunna. read the fucking room.

ok so vyom and kavya's marriage lasted 6 years. meaning he died and these two got married this year itself.

pft, bachcha is the "sach" in that marriage??? all that means is they had unprotected sex, nothing more.

“tumhara beta.... humaara beta.”

oh damn, he got me there. fuck you, man. i was happy being mad at you.

“jab yeh sab hua, mujhe kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha ki main kya karoon. bas ek baat pata tha, ki mujhe apne sabse khaas dost kavya aur uske bete ka khayaal rakhna hai. unpe ek aanch nahi aane deni. tum maano ya na maano, yehi sach hai.”

oh shit, twisting the knife into my heart some more.

ps - take a shot every time he says "kavya" in this episode for a fun friday night! i guarantee you’ll be slizzard by the 20 minute mark.

lo ji aa gaya icebreakerrrrrrrrr.

chotu just has one concern: “kal se school jaana padega kya?????”

bachche ko khilaane ke maamle mein few points deducted, but otherwise kavya's a pretty good mom.

lol you tried, bb. you tried.

amma is being clued in to the last 24 hours ka drama.

this ishaani is such an alarmist chicken little. calm the f down, b.

ainvayi ka red herring bs, fwding.

pft, raghav ke yahaan dinner pe jaana hai. iske liye tha itna suspense.

“arre yeh special agent aur uski patni kahaan hain? kahin chale toh nahi gaye, unhe toh sab baat pehle se pata hai.” lol i hate pk but his increasingly creative special agent insults are fun.

come the fuck on kabir, pls just punch him out. ONCE. just once??!?!!?!

yaaaas, first week waala downright badtameez kabir is back! 

daily dose of reality for ishaani, as kabir jataaofies 2000% haq on kavya and aarush.

‘i don't see no gaddaar here. the army only gave me medals for how fucking awesome i am, nbd.’ lol this cocky shit.

dadaji is all of us and has enough.

janhvi is me, trying to get outta all social engagements.

nope. not allowed. even if you did get shot yesterday.

what's the deal with this raghav ki patni?????

bachche ka precociousness time.

ugh what even is this ill-fitting blazer. why god is this show styling him like this???????

lol kabir, how can you make that promise? esp with the family that you have????? the only thing you can do to make her life easier is get her out of this hellhole.

yeh aanchal ki life mast hai yaar, literally no lines/acting to be done, she gets paid to just chill on the sets and make funny insta vids.

hi mrs. raghav. are you also a terrible person?

well, she's certainly very enthu.

oh kavya looks nice. they switched up her hair and her sari isn't the usual transparent bs. yes, pls style her like this from now on.

lol apne ghar mein bhi itni izzat nahi mili jo inko yahaan mil rahi hai.

why's pk constantly looking at his watch? they just arrived.

waah nek bhi mil gayi! (should i get married purely for the nek????)

god chachi stfu. no one asked you anything.

she's being nice and progressive and all, but i still don't trust her rn.

lol shouldn't have brought up bharosa. sore topic hai aaj.

these two shady fuckssssssssssss.

hein itni jaldi ghar bhi pohunch gaya waapis????

ugh his shyaam manohar jha ass is putting up secret cctv all over the place. goddddddddd.

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abbe yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar. monday ko phir files ke peeche. ouff.

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 09 - 13.04.18 lb

righttttttttttttt, so the inbox is fulllllllllllllllllll of ppl asking me to lb this week, which got me kinda sorta intrigued as to what was so great.... anyway, here we go... let’s see if i still remember how to do this ish!

09. 04. 18

jfc literally not 10 seconds into the ep and in mahoday ki hamming shuru. yougaiz y u do this to me??????????? 😫😫😫

idk if it’s that i haven’t watched this show in so long or what, but my god the level of ~draaaaaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaa (from nakuul’s acting to everyone’s reactions, to the frantic close ups, to the crazy music) is fucking killing me of second hand embarrassment. 😖😖😖

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT EVEN IS THIS ~~~~~ACTING HE’S DOING, WITH THE WEIRD HEAVY BREATHING EXHALING THROUGH HIS TEETH I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣

lololololol shakti and jhanvi and tej’s overwrought lamentations.

and they have the audacity to call pinky dramatic and tell her to shut up all the time. 😑😑😑

“jo maine apni aakhon se dekha hai, uske baad mujhe kisi explanation ki zaroorat nahi hai!” - the credo of every dumbass male lead in tellywood. 🙄🙄🙄

same, shaktiji, same. this is my face rn too, watching this hot mess.

lmao who the fuck told you to have so much bharosa and guroor on these ppl when they’ve always proven to be shadyass fuckers who were always out to fuck ppl over in some way or the other????? like your own damn mom tried to screw you over. honestly shivaay, you’re dumb as a bag of hair.

no really, from like episode 3 onwards my boy om’s been trying to tell your dumb ass that this family was shady af, but did ya ever listen to him? nooooooooooooooooooo. fucking idiot.

OK HIS HAMMING IS KILLING ME YOU GUYS I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T. *fwds*

honestly pinky is me. just suffering through this in silence, kyunki kehne ke liye baaki hi kya hai??????????/

oh. spoke too soon. mummeh has had enough of beta’s ainvayiiiiii ke accusations and like OMG STFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

mummeh, bachpan mein hi chaar daant aur critical thinking sikhaaya hota bete ko, toh aaj yeh din dekhna hi nahi padta.

meanwhile some randomass “comedy” is happening here with ruVya and anika and i honestly dooooo notttttttt give a fuckkkk *singing it like jean ralphio from parks and rec*

jfc, it hurts me physically to see how skinny surbhi’s become, just look at the fucking bones jutting out on her chest. girl, what are you even doing, eat something!!!!

second time poor om’s had to take the heat for shivaay. sigh.

ugh ok i really don’t care for this “comedy”, which is not even funny, but i’m here for anika regretfully yet affectionately trying to wipe the water off om’s face.

sigh the crumbs i’m resigned to as an aniKara lover.

OMFG ISKI OVERACTING IDHAR KHATAM NAHI HUI???? DON’T YOU HAVE A PLANE TO JAPAN TO CATCH AND SOME CULTURE TO APPROPRIATE?????? CHAL HATTTTTTT YAAAAAAAAARRRR, JAAAA NAAAAAA.

same, tej. #same.

god i honestly am dyingggggggggg. it’s actually physically painful to watch this. i should pop a klonopin or something.

matlab, om ka puraana “sachchai” waala bhoot shivaay ke andar ghus gaya hai kya? i find it extreeeeemely rich that he’s allllll about truthfulness now when alllll he’s done throughout this show is use his money and power to cover up his family’s shady BS on a daily basis. suddenly he’s raja harishchandra.

god mamta ka vaasta and all that shit. [mais voice] aye chal naaaaaa. 😑😑😑

ok already shivika have a fuckallllll marriage, where he doesn’t tell her shit. uske upar se this toliiiii of naraad munis is lagaaofying more aag. fuck y’all. fwding this nonsense.

LMAO JHANVI BEING LIKE MERE LIYEEEEE OMKARA RUDRA AUR TUM MEIN KOIIIIIIIIIII FARAQ NAHI HAI, don’tttttttttttttttt you evennnnnnnnn go there b. don’t you evennnnnnnn!

lel bua ki slow clap waaali entry.

abbe bas kar na. stop after the third clap, yeh kya 5 minute tak taali bajaaye hi jaa rahi ho??????

i really fucking hate this bua more than any character i’ve ever hated in this show. ever.

ugh om you were supposed to the be voice of reason in this group of deranged monkeys. why are you like this???????????? 😣😣😣

waise maaannna padega, bua has killer jawline. i also want such defined jawline. my jawline is like a ball of goonda hua atta, sigh.

LMAOOOOOOOO her reaction at being yelled at by allla them. someone teach me how to be this calm and composed and not instantly dissolve into tears the moment someone raises their voice at me.

PHOTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS 😱😱😱

thank the lord over here this clown posse has finally wizened the fuck up. dumbasses.

hahahahahahaha tej finallllllllly realizingggg that roop is a taylor swift level 🐍🐍🐍🐍

oh daaaaang. roop’s finally snapped. thookna and all. 😬😬😬

meanwhile, this one here has gone into catatonic shock. abbe at least use this time to excuse yourself and go return your wife’s call, she’s worried sick outta her mind.

oh damn she spilled that veer’s her baby.

now everyone here is just like goddamnnnnnnn roop, what mountain giant did you have sex with to create that hagrid type half-giant???? 😶😶😶

lol she used the word baaaaaaaaaanjh. remember the good old days when anika used that word repeaaatedly to scare the f outta shivaay? sighhhh, good old days.

yup. stillllllllllllll in shock. someone call anika to come throw some water at him and snap him outta it.

oh no. he snapped outta it. it’s worse. go back into shock, plz. ugh.

OH GOD HE’S BACK AT IT WITH THE “MERE LOG”

daaaaaaaaaaaayum rooop at it with the logiccccccccccc “tab nahi maara tha toh ab kyun laash ko nikaalne aa gaye??”

“oh fucks yeh toh maine socha hi nahi. yeh toh shits ho gaya.”

lmaoooooooooooooooooooo she exited while clapping too.

WTF HOW IS IT “CLEAR KI MR. KAPOOR KO AAP LOGON NE NAHI MAARA”??????? HOW? EXPLAIN YOUR TRAIN OF THOUGHT TO ME RN, SON. COZ I DON’T GET IT. ALL YOU HAVE IS THEIR WORD AGAINST HERS.

naaaaaaaaaaaaaam kyaaaaaa thaaaaaaaaa

god please don’t tell me this dumbass sends them and covers up mr. kapoor’s skeleton on his own. please!

WHAT HE’S TRUSTING KHANNA WITH THIS FUCKING WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

callllllllllll abhayyyyyyyyy back you dumbassssssssssss. at least he was useful to dig up the old tapes and shittttttttt. khanna can’t even be trusted with buying paper!!!!!!!!!

i don’t get it. why is roop so determinedly behind shivaay and anika’s relationship. like focus on killing the shady 4 na, or destroying the fam as a whole, embroiling them in scandal and bankrupting them....... this focus on shivika is so random and contrived, just like when svetlana was behind them. KUCHHHHHH VIIIIIII AINVAYIIIIIIIIIIIII

OMFG DID SHE REALLY SAY DAANTON DAANTON MEIN?????? IS THIS SOME META JOKE ABOUT HER TEETH WHAT EVEN IS THIS SHOW AND IT’S WEIRDLY HELLA ON POINT META JOKES THESE DAYS??????????????

anika is in a rightttttttt paniccccccccccccc

dang khanna’s hair on pointttttttttttttttt

WHUT SHIVAAY JUST DID THE THOONK SE PAGE PALATNA THING WHICH IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT SOMETHING HE’D DO

aaaaaaaaand we have an address!

10. 04. 18

explain to me how he looks like THIS after a sleepless night where half of it was spent standing around in rain and a muddy dilapidated factory, while i look like something that the cat dragged out the gutter even after 10 hours of sleep and some masterful eyeliner.

murder and being shady got the shady 4′s appetite all down. hota hai, hota hai.

god, shivaay, you’re the fucking worst. look how worried this poor girl is for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN’T YOU JUST FUCKING TEXT BACK??????????????? GOD. MEN REALLY AIN’T SHIT.

thank god for pinky being calming and motherly to anika FOR ONCE.

omg jhanviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii stfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu i hate you soooooo muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. remember when i was like i hate roop most. naah, i hate jhanvi the most.

how the fuck is a house abandoned for over 25 years in INDIA, only this dirty? like, this is the haalat of house if you don’t do jhaadooo pochchaa for like 3 days. 25 years, this place would have been infested with rats and snakes and giant mutant pigeons and every surface would be a goddamn tetanus risk.

lmao anika and her CHA waale names for everything.

GOD SHIVAAY STOP TOUCHING EVERYTHING. UGH.

oh and the cassette tape is perrrrrrrfectly fiiiiiine and playable and waah, like @jobless-n-aimless said, electricity bhi chalta hai. kamaaaaaal. seems like this house had some kinda protective charm bubble around it.

lmao yeah ok shivaay, that’s ALLLLLLLLL you’re getting to know from this. all the chaaaa names and CHUTKI absolutely don’t ring ANYYYYYYYYYYYY other bells.

BRO THE VOICE LITERALLY CALLED HER ANIKA, LIKE.... ARE YOU STILL NOT GETTING IT?????? HOW THE FUCKKKKK YOUR SLOW ASS GOT INTO FUCKING CAMBRIDGE, I’LL NEVER KNOW

lmao the burden of the truth deflated his hair kekekekeke

OMG LOOK AT THIS PERFECT GODDESS GOD SHE IS SO PRETTY *kisses the screen baar baar*

as per usual, tia proves that she’s the best person in this godforsaken show’s universe and that we, and especially these fucking oberois, are unworthy of her grace and magnanimity

um shivaay, learn to read the expression of the person in front of you before going into this gleeful-manic-spiral

um yeah. good. connected the dots. finally.

his hair is back inflated again. you know why. (because it’s full of secrets.)

lmao wifeeeeeee is about to fucking slug him, that’s how fucking mad she is.

that’s a reaaaaaaaaaaaal guiltyyy face my friend. like you literally look like you came back after having affair.

lol that burnt roti tho. points for consistency. i just recently watched that clip of sahil eating his burnt waala tiffin; “yeh jalaa hua nahi hai, bohut tasty hai!”

(shivaay: jalaa hua khaate hai, isliye dono bhai-behen jale-bhune rehte hai!!!!)

LMAO HER FACE EVERY TIME SHE STRUGGLES WITH THE BURNT TO A CRISP ROTIIIIIIIII

aur yeh bechaara hai ki khaaye jaa raha hai, bina complaints. truly haqdaar of SPA 2018 best pati.

yes that was sarcasm/hyperbole. clarifying before y’all clog up the inbox with outrage.

oh ho ho ho, do they regularly trade massages? DO SPILL! 😏😏😏😚😚😚😘😘😘

aw okie, slight heart melt at this. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

baaaaaaaaaaad cover uppppp. she knows something’s up. 

LMAO HE’S FULLY PARROTING SAHIL’S WORDS “JALA HUA NAHI HAIIIII, BOHUT TASTY HAI!”

the boys in anika’s life know that key to happiness is lying about how much they love “well done” food. 🙈🙈🙈

aw man, his face is kinda killing me.

GOD WHY DON’T THEY REALISE THAT THIS MAN’S BEST ACTING IS ALWAYS WHEN HE IS SILENT AND MADE TO EXPRESS, AND WRITE ACCORDINGLY? NO. LOUDDDDDD LOUDDDDD OVERDRAMATIC MONOLOGUES. OUFF. KUNAL IS THE ONE GOOD AT THOSE. GIVE HIMMMMMM THOSE. *sets the whole writers room on fire* 😣 😣 😣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

THANK GOD FOR ONCEEEEEEE SHIVAAAY’S AT LEAST TELLING THE BROTHERS INSTEAD OF FUCKING ACTING LIKE A MARTYR WHO HAS TO HANDLE EVERYTHING ALONE

bruh have you met anika? she’s handled a lot more in life, namely you and your hellspawned family’s presence in her life, to break from THIS kinda news. but like ok.... whatever keeps the show running.

gotta say i’m on #teamRudra.

god om, since when are you like this????? you were always for total transparency and truth and blah blah blah. i guess all that was just a phase, huh???

lol @ omru’s dramaaaaaaticass fight as shivaay dissociates again. 

.... um you don’t know shit about her family situation tho? all you have is a name and address? how you know if her maa baap pyaar karte the or whatever. like honestly, you jump from A to Z dontcha????

.... it bothers me how they keep saying Anika Vardhan Trivedi, instead of Anika HARSHVARDHAN Trivedi. coz like.... harshvardhan is usually a single name, not split up? ok whatever.

“jinki beti anika ho, koi galat nahi kar sakte”

that’s the most dumbass thing i’ve heard. there’s plenty of perfectly good children in the world with absolute psychos as parents. many examples of which are living in your own damn house. but go offfffff i guess.

“main kya aise hi gaandhaari banke ghoomti rahoongi?”

pffffffffffffffffft.

lol that lil sassy face she made at him after he took the patti off.

why are their cobwebs across the door, even after shivaay (and presumably omRu) have opened it and gone into the house?

god the look of foreboding on his face is KILLLLLLLLLING ME.

11. 04. 18

i love this song and all but ugh it’s so cliched and overdramatic. i would have just preferred the sad anika theme with the violins.

ah man. my heart. there’s anika, who’s experiencing all this, memories coming back to her, all strange and fuzzy, but then there’s also shivaay experiencing them through her, but filled with SO MANY MORE FEELINGS: concern, trepidation, guilt.

aaaaaaaaaah fuck. it’s all coming back to her nowwwwww.

but like... idgi. she remembered chutki, but just specifically forgot her dad and his name? seems like some kinda weird nonsense made-up-for-tellywood kinda amnesia, but okay?????

again, i’m just so struck by how nakuul’s best acting comes when there’s no/minimal dialogue, and he’s just made to REACT in a passive role, rather than taking the lead. like honestly gulneet, if you love him sooooooo much, why wouldn’t you write to his best abilities, rather than forcing him into scenes and situations where he comes off looking like a bloody amateur? LEARN TO UTILIZE YOUR FUCKING CAST BETTER, FOOLS.

ok fully i’m fully sobbing like a damn fool up in here, at her both laughing and crying. fuck will this fucking show never let go of me?????? when will i stop being affected by these damn characterssssssss.

aaaaaand his hamming’s started. ouff. chup reh na yaar. 5 second pehle hi toh maine taareef ki thi. let me at least have some more time to genuinely mean it.

this house is genuuuuuuuinely too clean to have been abandoned 25 years. i’m sorry but i cannot get over it.

..... no someone srsly explain to me from a medical/psychological point of view what exactly anika’s mental situation is/was? like, she didn’t remember anything about her father or home for 25+ years and now suddenly she even remembers what songs dad used to play on the radio and how good her dad’s cooking was? she now remembers that mom died giveng birth to chutki, but there was a moment where she thought nayantara could genuinely be her mom. is this some kinda PTSD/retrograde amnesia combo or what?

his slight smile at her happiness at memories tho. sigh.

aaaaaaaaaand the guilt is back. in fullllllllllllll force.

oh no. truth time. dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn.

oh bb girl. oh honey.

also, verrrrryyyyyyy interesting: callback/parallel to the pose they assumed when she FIRST revealed about not ever knowing her family and the hardships she’s fought against because of it.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TURN THE LIGHTS OFF FOR THE SURPRISE WHEN YOU KNOW SHE’S DEATHLY SCARED OF THE FUCKING DARK YOU MORON

chalo achcha hai, omRu have SOME skillz at least.

god i want cake now.

ONE MORE MOTI JOKE OMFG I WILL FLY MY ASS DOWN TO MUMBAI AND FUCKING BURN THIS WHOLE FUCKING SHOW DOWN I SWEAR TO THE LORDS ABOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

yeah okay sappy cute. this shit does nothing for me anymore. either break my fucking heart, or give me the tharak. this cute bullshit don’t work on me no more.

lmaoooooooooooo oh man

this would be an excelllllent meme image for this show.

“me looking for sense and logic in this show”

“rikara fans looking for rikara in this show”

so on and so forth....

these two’s babies would have very nice smiles. just saying.

lmao this buaaaaa sooooo damn bittttterrrrrrr. bua get a damn hobby, man. like maybe hairstyling or something.

OMFG WHAT A FUCKING WASTE OF CAKE I HATE YOU PPL THERE’S CAKELESS PPL DYING IN THE WORLD (me)

“haye haye, itne gusse mein kyun hai???” lmao bua have you met him? his default factory setting is gussa. you have to be at least lvl 4 to unlock amicable feelings.

daaaaaaaaaaaang, bua just went straighttttt to the point.

this buaaaaa keeps spilling secrets soooooooo insouciantly.... like so casually she dropped that veer is her son. now she’s dropping that she has HVT’s suicide note. like surely it would be better to just keep these things to yourself and use them as fucking bombs? why would you give them away?

LOL SHIVAAY’S DRAMATIC READING OF THE LETTER AS IF HE’S PERFORMING SHAKESPERE ON THE STAGE.

aur bg mein bua ke reactions. too gooooood. overdramatic chutiyaapa runs in the oberoi blood.

i reaaaalllllllllly don’t understand his belief of HVT’s innocence. based on fucking what? this is as nonsensical as anika’s belief that shady 4 didn’t set the fire, despite all proof being against them? like, JUST coz these ppl birthed your boo thang doesn’t mean that they’re innocent of shit they’re being accused of????????

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO SHE JUST KEEPS PULLING OUT COPY AFTER COPY AND THIS DUMBASS KEEPS DESTROYING IT AS IF SHE WOULDN’T HAVE MORE COPIES.

lel same, roop. #same.

WHY DOES THIS BUA KEEP TELLING SHIVAAY ALL HER SECRETS????? LIKE.... IS SHE JUST REALLY LONELY, AND SHIVAAY’S THE ONE PERSON WHO LISTENS TO HER THESE DAYS?

that signature they showed in the fb looks nothing like the one in the letter shivaay was reading.

daaaaamn khooooooni bua just killed two of shivaay’s girls’ dads. in one nightttttt.

DUDE I LOVE BUA’S CONFIDENCE. DID SHE RAISE SVETLANA OR WHAT? ONLY ONE STRONGASS CRAZY BITCH COULD HAVE SPAWNED ANOTHER ONE. maybe that’s why svetlana calls veer her bro!

fully subscribed to this headcanon!

the face of a man who knows he’s thoroughly and absolutely FUCKED.

12. 04. 18

i say send the khud ke maa baap to jail. they could use some jail time to get their heads screwed on right.

OK TOO FAR BUA. TOOOOOO FUCKING FAR.

oh ho ho ho jo karna hai kar lijiyeeeee and all. i like my man’s (misplaced) confidence.

BUT MORE THAN ANYTHING I LOVE BUA’S CONFIDENCE. FUCKKKKKKK HOW TO GET SOMEEEEEE

TELL ME GAURI WALKS IN SEES ALL THIS STUFFFFFFFFF AND FUCKING BRINGS OUT HER PICCCCCCCC AND THEY REUNITE OMG JUST GIMMMMME THIS ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYY

god shivaay just fucking tell them....

WHATTTTT THIS IS THE MOST LAMEASS DIVERSIONNNNNNNN COVERUPPPPPPPPPP

OH GOD SHIVAAAAAAAY COULD YOU BE MORE SHADY YOU DUMBASSSS

onceeee they find out they’re soooooo gonnnnna fuckkkkkkk anika over oh godddddddddddddddd

like ok however powerful shivaay is, i find it hard to believe he can get everything erased from the damn internet. bitch, plz.

someone’s in a loveyyyyyyyyy mood.

lol look at her jankyass but cute little label with her name on it.

cute belly poke!

“yehi meri naam, khoon, khandaan, aur pehchaan hai. bohut saal bitaaye hai maine is naam ke bina.”

AAAAAND THEY RUINED IT WITH THE FUCKING “YEH TOH AAPKA BADAPPAN HAI” BS. GIRL HONESTLY HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN HOW THIS MARRIAGE STARTED OR WHAT???? LIKE.... WHAT KINDA FUCKERY...... (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

........ AGAINNNNN EXPLAIN TO ME HOW SHE SUDDENLYYYYYYY REMEMBERS ALLLL THESE DETAILS ABOUT HER DAD. LIKE....

ugh maaaaaaaaan the angggggggggst. FUCKING DO YOUR JASOOSI QUICKLY ALREADY SHIVAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY

god now what’s fucking bhavya’s deal nowwwwwwww.

UGH THIS FAM AND IT’S EXTRA AF BS

aw, shivaay’s as choked up as she is.

THE SHOW IS FINALLY REDEEMING PINKY PROPERLY ITS FINALLY REDEEMING PINKY SDLFKJSDLFKJSDLFJSLDJFLSD THIS IS NOT A DRILLLLLLLLL

the scene’s being ruined for me with the frequent cuts to jhanvi. i really hate her. at least gimme more of rikara’s beautiful faces in these scenes rather than these other waste characters.

ok us baat par, obligatory beautiful faces waala break:

jfc. an angel. an actual fucking angellllllll sent from heaven above.

ok back to regular programming:

THIS IS ALLLLLLL IVE WANTED FROM THIS SHOWWWWWWWWWW AB JUST GIVE ME ANIRI AND KHATAM KAROOOOOO PLEASEEEEEEE LET ME JUST LIVE IN PEACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BAS KHATAM KAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GOD I’M JUST WAITING FOR THE OTHER SHOE TO DROP THOUGH, FOR WHEN THEY FIND OUT SHE’S THE FOREMAN’S DAUGHTERRRRRRRR THEY’RE GONNA TURN ON HER SOOOOOOOO FASTTTTTTTTTTTT

only took two weddings and both of them taking bullets for each other and drowning and being buried alive and jumping out of a plane and vanvaas and god knows what other hell, for finally getting mom’s acceptance. such is the life of a raja beta.

FINAAAALLLLLLY WE HAVE THE AUNTY NAHI, MAAAAAAA BOL TROPEEEE

jfc is pinky dying after hearing MAA or what????? is she ok?????

ok this scene just became hellllllaaaa overdramatic for NO reason?????

SHAKTIJI IS LIKE OK I ALSO WANT TO BE PART OF THIS TIME FOR ME TO REMIND YOU I’VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU MORE THAN ALLLLL THE REST OF THESE FUCKERS.

...... god i’m dying of cringeeeeeeee at these fuckers realizingggg who her dad issss. please god let them be decent human beings and not turn on her. please. PLEASE!!!!!!

I CAN’T BELIEVE SHIVAAY STILL HASN’T PUT THE GAURI IS CHUTKI CLUE TOGETHER YET. DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YO DUMB ASSSSSSSS

oh no they’re realizing, they’re realizingggggggg

GOD SHIVAAAAY YOU’RE SO FUCKING SHAAAAADY AND BAD AT THISSSSSSSSSSS

god this kul patri garbage again

my baby looks soooooo happy though. and alll my other happy babiessssss. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

FUCKING GIMME ANIRIIIIIIIIIII ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

ab toh billu ka 34th bday bhi aaa gaya (chala bhi gaya kya?) will they now finally do that kulgothra poooja or whatever to make his life lesssss chaotic and messy???/ please do. please fucking doooo. 

13. 04. 18

ok finally. the fucking episode i sat through all this other garbage for. GIVE ME THE SEXXXXXXXXX!!

poor billu can’t enjoy cuddles from happy lovey wife because of manhoos bua. keede pade tujhpe bua.

ugh you’ve promised her this khushi BS like 40 times already and always fucked up. maybe just promise it to yourself this time, so at least she isn’t heart broken when you break it. again.

first of all, it’s a stupid fucking promise in the first place. you can’t reasonably promise over shit you have no control over. I’M SORRY FOR BEING SUCH A CYNIC BUT THEM’S THE FACTS OK

lelllll, wife is in The Mood™. that is patent boy-you-about-to-get-realllllll-lucky face.

OK I’M SORRY TO INTERRUPT AND RUIN THIS, BUT I GET SO ANNOYED WHENEVER THERE’S A KISS AND SHE LEAVES HER LIPSTICK/GLOSS ALL OVER HIM. LIKE Y’ALL TOO CHEAP TO SPRING FOR THE TRANSFERPROOF STUFF FOR THE ONE SCENE EVERY 6 MONTHS OR WHAT???? ffs. ek toh this man’s skin is so pale ki he’s almost translucent. light theek na ho toh bhoot lage. uske upar se yeh alag chutiyaaapa.

ok sorry. back to the sex.

THOSE SOME PRETTY SULTRY FUCK ME EYES ANIKAAAAAAAA

uhhhhhhh huh, get it billllllluuuuuuuuu. you kisss that neck. kiss it gooood.

OUFF YAAR KOI YEH MANHOOS DUPATTA TOH HATAAAOOO, WHO THE F WEARS DUPATTA IN BED????????????

finally. it’s slipping off!

AND IT’S OFF. HALLELUJAH. JAI MATA DI LET’S ROCK!!! 

OH HO HO HO HO PLOT TWIST, SHE SHALL BE DOING THE NECK KISSING TONIGHT. WIFE’S IN CONTROL TODAY. HOLD ON BILLU!!!!!

lmao, A+ sanskaari sex face, shivaay.

billu’s long-forgotten hand fetish has also come out to play tonight!

OHNOEOHNOEOHNOE BONER KILLING BUA THOUGHTS NO NO NO DON’T RUIN THIS FUCKING NO GET YOUR HEAD BACK IN THE FUCKING GAME OBEROI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(literally, “the fucking game” kekekeke)

phew thankfully wife takes controlllllllllllllllll and seals the deallllllllllll

THIS WAS THE SEX SCENE WE DESERVED, instead of whatever the fuck laal ishq was. it mighhhht have just unseated the pool waala hotness for me because yaaaas, this scene had female agency and desire and taking control and just a refreshing lack of  “shivaay yeh aaaap KYAAAA kar rahein haiiiii?????” THANK YOU. AT LEAST THE ONE GOOD SEX SCENE FROM THIS GODFORSAKEN SHOW. NOW GIMME RIKARA SEX

NOW ALL I ASK OF YOU IS THAT THEY USED PROTECTION THIS NIGHT; COZ THESE FOOLS STILL NOT READY TO PUT A BABY IN THE INSANE ROLLERCOASTER THAT IS THEIR DAILY LIFE. PLEASE LORD, DON’T LET HER BE PREGNANT. PLEASE I BEG OF YOU.

LMAOOOOOOO MAYBE IT’S YOUR FAULT FOR TRUSTING A SECURITY GUARD WITH THIS INSTEAD OF A REAL PROFESSIONAL???

ouff this damn buaaaaaa.

lmao, i’m just checking his neck for hickeys. anika seemed pretttty into the neck kissing last night.

how the fuckkkkk is that suicide note even credible? like that signature was very obviously obtained under duress. matlab kuch bhi.

lolololol “bore ho rahi thi” - villains who fuck shit up justtttt for shits and giggles are my faaaaaav.

lmao what the fuck do you mean saari media ko khareeedna pade????

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS MAN, HE CALLS THE POLICE AND IS LIKE YOU’RE GONNA GET SOME EVIDENCE. IT’S FAKE. *I* WILL TELL YOU WHO THE CULPRIT IS IN A BIT. LIKE...........

LMAO MY GOD ALL THE DAANT JOKES I CAN’T HANDLE. FROM HIS DAANT PEESNA TOH DAANTON MEIN BEAUTYYYYY!!!!! WHOEVER IS WRITING ALL THESE META JOKES IN, +10 TO YOU AND ONLYYYYYYY YOUUUUUUUUU.

again...... why the fuckkkkkkk would you TELLLLLLLLL him this roop??? like, wouldn’t it have been better to let him think he’s won, and then have this as a backup plan?

SHIVAAY YOU DUMBASS WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DRIVE ALL THE WAY BACK FOR THIS INSTEAD OF CALLING OMRU AND TELLING THEM TO INTERCEPT

jfcccccccccccccccccccccccccc. in the nick of fucking timeeee.

... ok that’s the lamest reason possible.

wife knows something’s up. alllll the way back for a hug? not even a kiss with some tongue? seems like a raw deal.

STOP BABBLING SHIVAAY. GOD YOU’RE THE WORST LIAR EVER. EVER.

not amused. not fooled. that face is just screaming fuckkkkkkk youuuuuu.

ok that was most contriveddddd drop of MS ever; but call me a sucker. i fucking love this trope in this show ok. i just do. whenever this happens it’s like.... reassuring, ki ultimately they’ll make it through okay.

guh. i’m not in the clutches of this show and couple like i used to be, but stilllllll, some moments reallllly fucking get to me man.

oh ho ho ho, look who went from not being able to physically spit out the words “i love you” to freely saying “main tumse bohut pyaar karta hoon”! good on you billu. +10 points to slytherin!

goddamnit billu you’ve got her thinking you’re fucking dying or some shit. stop scaring a girl like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JFC SHIVAAY. LIKE ANIKA’S A WAY STRONGER WOMAN THAN ME COZ THIS WHOLE SPEECH WOULD HAVE MADE ME COLLAPSE IN A FUCKING PANIC ATTACK TO RIVAL ALL FUCKING PANIC ATTACKS. THIS IS NOT HOW YOU FUCKING BREAK NEWS TO PPL.

AND @ ALL THOSE PPL WHO’RE LIKE OH SHIVAAY’S AN AWESOME HUSBAND (ESP. COMPARED TO OM) LOOK AT ALL HE DID, THIS IS WHY I’M LIKE NAAAAAAH. LIKE, I’LL RESPECT THAT HE WANTS TO PROTECT HER. BUT IT PALES IN THE LIGHT HE’S STILL WITHHOLDING STUFF FROM HER, STUFF THAT SHE IS ENTITLED TO KNOW BECAUSE IT’S PERTAINING TO HER LIFE. THIS IS ANIKA’S FIGHT TO FIGHT.  NOT HIS. HIS JOB IS TO SUPPORT HER IN THAT FIGHT, NOT FIGHT IT FOR HER. MAN, JUST TELL HER THE FUCKING TRUTH, HOW MUCH EVER YOU KNOW. ROOP BUA IS VEER’S MOM. SHE MURDERED TIA AND YOUR DADS’ AND SET THE MILLS ON FIRE COZ SHE’S A CRAZY BITCH. THERE. DONE. HONESTLY. INSTEAD, AS ALWAYS, THIS GUY IS INFANTILIZING HER AND KEEPING STUFF FROM HER AS IF SHE’S SOME CHINA DOLL. HAVE YOU MET ANIKA? SHE’S THE STRONGEST EVER. YOU FUCKING FALL APART TO PIECES EVERY TIME YOU GET SOME SHADY NEWS ABOUT YOUR FAM. WHO THE F GAVE YOU OF ALL PPL THE RIGHT TO KEEP SHIT FROM HER??????

never thought i’d say this, but in this matter even rudra proved to be smarter than shivaay (+om.) gawd.

she’s also a dumbass, promising based on knowing fucking nothing.

OMFG I CANNOT BELIEVE RUDRA IS YET AGAIN BEING THE FUCKING SMARTEST ONE HERE WITH ALL THE CORRECT ANSWERS AND EVERYONE IS JUST IGNORING HIMMMMM. 

oh ho ho ho ho billu picking anika over family.

only in name tho. warna let them go to jail na.

blah blah blah dono bhai blah blah blah who will aid and abet in lying and concealing the truth fuck y’all

lolololol i read on IF that apparently bua’s “pasand ki ladki” is gonna be........ SVETLANA, and tbh, i cannot stop cackling and clapping in delight. this is going to be fucking hilariousss and funnnnnn.

LMAOOOOOO BUA’S SASSY INCREDULOUSNESS AND STRAIGHT UP “WHY THE FUCKKKKKK WOULD I MAKE THIS DEAL WITH YOU”

LOLOLOLOL WHO’S CHARLIEEEEEE, AND MY GOD EVEN HEEEEE KNOWS ALL THE SECRETSSSSS LIKE.... AT THIS POINT ONLY SHE DOESN’T KNOW.

damn shivaaay, what a kachcha khilaadi you are if you think she’d give you the folder right then. like what kinda piss poor business man are ya???????

 mannnnn, bua’s really growing on me. like really really.

also oh ho ho ho ho. achcha write in to have shivaay disappear for a few days while nakuul’s on break. good. you can keep him bua. i guarantee ki kuch ghante baad aap hi khud usko khulla chod dengi, coz the man is insufferable. 

MEANWHILE THESE DUMBASSES ARE SHOUTING ABOUT THEIR PLANS IN THE LIVING ROOM LIKE OMGGGGG WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ITNE DINO BAAD DIALOGUE AUR FOOTAGE MILA HAI, FUCKING ABHI TOH AKAL SE KAAM LO

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rudra’s super sexy bathing song of choice: the k3g title track. amazing. 😂😂😂

hee hee hee, shivaay’s been tasked with getting “kamala” into the bathroom, while omki is still shuddering from the michmichi and terror. 😆😆😆

hahahaha anika has now introduced “dimaag ka dahi” into shivaay’s vocabulary successfully. 😂😂😂

even shanti ki murat omki’s patience is wearing thin with anika’s bakbak today. 😋😋😋

the best part right now is the disclaimer scrolling below that no real animals were hurt in the making of this scene. as if this...

... is not the fakest looking spider in the history of the world. 🙄🙄🙄

also, are you telling me the oberoi mansion has a tarantula infestation, that anika caught one of these just wandering around?? 😬😬😬 dayummmm oberois, get some pest control done. 

holy shit that’s the worst fucking graphics i’ve ever seen. ever. 😳😳😳

lol, shivaay’s spinning around and TERRIBLE acting, and omki’s imaginary bulaava. 😆😆😆

“mere bathroom mein bohut badiiiii cheeez hai!” 

ok i’m sorry, but my mind instantly went into the gutter at that. 😏😏😏😉😉😉

aw, tiny consoling moment in between. coz she knows how much stress he’s in hearing rudra scream like that. 😙😙😙

lo, lag gaya aur 15k rs. ka phatka in door repair expenses, in less than 24 hours. 🙈🙈🙈

lmaoooooo these three idiots and their reactions to bhavya’s Daya from CID impression. 😂😂😂

oh suddenly shivaay’s a feminist and all about “women power” challlll hatt, pseudo, saala. (just like nakuul. hmph.) 😒😒😒

waise, what the fuck does someone have to do in this house to get some fucking privacy? bathroom mein bhi these assholes taaad rahe hai. ghar hai ki chidiyaghar???? 😑😑😑

what is with anika/bhavya and finding tarantulas cute? 😖😖😖

WHY IS SHE STROKING IT LIKE IT’S A FUCKING KITTEN OR SOMETHING???? YUCK. 😣😣😣

“aap aise nahaate hai?”

... and you bathe with clothes on? 🤔🤔🤔

.... or she can just LEAVE, and you can get your own damn towel by yourself??? 😒😒😒

words can’t describe how mad i am right now that RUVYA of all couples have reached the stage of ‘one person naked cuddling’ over SHIVIKA and RIKARA. literally no one wants these two????? LITERALLY NO ONE. fucking fuck this shit. 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

ALSO THIS SONG???? WASTED ON THESE TWO. AND THIS SCENE. WHY?????? FUCK THIS SCENE. FWDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ⏩⏩⏩

YAAAAAAAAAS DORI SCENE!!!!!!!!!! I AM READY BISH, I AM READY. GIVE ME THE RIKARA SEXINESSSSSSSS!!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

yeahhhhhhhhhhhh boiiiiiii, you stare at her with that intense gaze. coz she’s a GODDAMN GODDESS! one that you are unworthy of. BUT BEHOLD HER BEAUTY AND WORSHIP HER WITH THAT LOOK!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍

um, the tune kiiiinda sounded more like rabba ve than saathiya at some points???? 😕😕😕

charger lene aaye the, lekin khud jhatka khaate hue jaaoge, omkiiii shomkiiiii. 😏😏😏 

loving his “oh shit, i didn’t realize my wife was so hot” look. LOVING IT!!!!!!!! 😇😇😇😇

SEXY SAUNTERING OVER. THE SEXUAL TENSION. I CAN’T. 😧😧😧

“MAY I?????????”

YES, THIS SONG IS PERFECT FOR THESE TWO. FEELING SO FUCKING VALIDATED RIGHT NOW.  THEY EVEN PICKED THE EXACT SAME STANZA I PICKED!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

someone from the makers’ team may or may not be reading this blog. in which case, yikes. 😬😬😬😬

can we have less faltu ke flashbacks and more shots of his hands on her, thanks???? 😗😗😗

^ actually me right now. 😍😍😍

pfffft, i really don’t care about tej and his budhaape mein jawaani. stop wasting my time and show me shivika getting sexy now. 😒😒😒

dayummmmmmm jhanvi. 😍😍😍 man seriously, who styles HER? is it shirali? i can’t believe she’s capable of making such amazing choices for this ONE character, and makes the rest of them look like such trash???  🤔🤔🤔

lmaoooooo shivKara’s reactions to rudra’s spider kisse. 😆😆😆

pfffffffft, abhi 10 minute pehle toh bade “salute to naari shakti” waaale morche laga rahe the. 😒😒😒

ouff ande and their ande waale issues. fuck off. 😑😑😑

KARCHI. YES. THAT’S THE WORD I WAS LOOKING FOR THE OTHER DAY. BUT I GOOGLED TO SEE IF I WAS RIGHT AND GOOGLE JUST REFUSED TO RECOGNIZE THE WORD AND KEPT ASKING ME IF I MEANT “KARACHI” INSTEAD. 😤😤😤

... i don’t get it. how did anika run a catering business when she’s SO bad at cooking? 😕😕😕

lo, yehhhhh pada ekkkkk, karchiiii ke saath. 🙃🙃🙃

lmao ek shivaay hai, jo rudra ke liye bathroom mein bhaaga ke jaa raha tha to rescue him, aur badle mein ek yeh hai ki who responds to bhaiyya’s agony like this: 

ok, itnaaaaa bhi nahi laga. stop crying, you big baby. bullet khaate waqt bhi itna halla nahi kiya tha. 🙄🙄🙄

since morning she’s been telling you to keep quiet, shivaay. why can’t you just take the hint and shut the fuck up already? 😑😑😑

a little bitter than fucking ruvya got a hotter scene then my babies, but ok. aaj ke liye i’ll just make my peace with it. BETTER NOT HAPPEN AGAIN OR IMMA FLIP MY SHIT. 😠😠😠

... you guys should get a fucking room though. 😗😗😗

aw, these two having headbumps too. 😊😊😊

GALTI MERI THIII, I’M SORRY. 😯😯😯

waaah matlab, starting trouble hai, but once these oBros get started with apologizing, rukne ka naam hi nahi lete. 🙃🙃🙃

“tum theek ho?”

oh my heartttttttttttt. caring, sweet omkiiiiiiiiii. *weeping* 😭😭😭

ok these two and their sexual tension are going to KILL ME. 😇😇😇

yeah, i really don’t care about you two fuckers. YOU ALREADY GOT YOUR TIME IN THE TUB. fwding. 😒😒😒

FUCK THIS HUM HAI KAMAAL KE BS. I WANT TO STRIP MY SKIN OFF MY BODY AND SET IT ON FIRE WHEN I HEAR IT, THAT’S HOW MUCH MICHMICHI IT GIVES ME. 😫😫😫

same, girls. same. 😒😒😒

oh maaaan, i’m so happy that rudra is fully calling out omki’s bs. 😊😊😊

ok why is this fight so serious suddenly? 😗😗😗

ALSO CAN YOU GO DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE, SO THAT SHIVIKA CAN BE LEFT ALONE AND THEY CAN MAKE OUT AGAINST THE KITCHEN COUNTER? 😒😒😒

“just hope ki koi problem na aaye” *ragini enters* *rudra making puking noises*

lmaooooo this show really hates her. poor thing. 😂😂😂

"tabiyat, mood, aur dimaag; sab kuch kharaab ho raha hai kisi ko dekh ke.” 

there’s no one more savage in this show than rudra when it comes to one of bhaiyya’s side chicks. 😈😈😈

ooooh, omki not liking ragini’s sass @ his wife. having to be held back! *squealing* 😚😚😚

OH BIIIIIIIIIIITCH YOU DID NOT JUST... PPL LOVE ANIKA IN THIS HOUSE MORE THAN THEIR OWN DAMN BLOOD RELATIVES HERE OK. DON’T COME FOR HER. 😠😠😠

bulbul isn’t here for this bs. she gonna fuck. ragini. up. 😡😡😡

shivaay: how are you feeling now ragini? ragini: much better! rudra: toh tum apne ghar kyun nahi jaa rahi? 😒😒😒😒

omfg this little shit. i love his snark so fucking much. 😂😂😂

lmaoooooooo shivaay’s face every time she calls him SHIVU. itni mushkil se toh “shivaaaay babyyyyy” se peecha choota tha, ab yeh lo, one new michmichi waala nickname. 😆😆😆

“mann toh kara raha hai ek jhaaanp mein deewar pe sataa de. sataaa de kaaa?” *rudra’s super enthusiastic nodding* 🤣🤣🤣

lmaooooo i love these two together. they should form an anika bhaujaai fanclub. 😊😊😊

LMAO EW. SO MUCH MICHMICHI. 😖😖😖

also wow, ragini is even better at video editing than the actual editors of this show. *rimshot* 😗😗😗

shivaay be like BITCH CAN I STOP BEING ACCUSED OF SEXING GIRLS UP WHEN I HAVEN’T GOTTEN LAID SINCE FOREVER?!?!?!?!! I AM NOT EVEN GETTING TO ENJOY THE FUN PART OF THESE SCANDALS. 😭😭😭😭

ugh jhanvi please. don’t waste your affection on this turd. 😒😒😒

phone numberrrrrrrr.... 175? (i think. he hasn’t broken any phones between the advay episode and today, has he? 🤔🤔🤔)

whooooooops. didn’t fling it hard enough to break it. 😬😬😬 

everyone’s waiting with bated breath to see anika’s reaction. 😶😶😶

shivaay is starting to defend himself. if he was smart, he’d have used the opportunity to gauge her Faraq. 😌😌😌

oh wow, ragini’s readily admitting that it’s been morphed. so... she did all of this for like... a 3 second reaction from anika? 🤔🤔🤔

i don’t get this girl and her “plans”. 😕😕😕

taiiiiiii taiiiiiiiiiiiii phisssssssss ho gayi ragini kiiiii. anika be like “bitch please, i know that the only neck this man here wants to be kissing is attached to MY shoulders. apni 2 rs. plan kissi aur par aazmaaana. 🙄🙄🙄”

rudra using more logic today than anyone ever has in this show. ever. 😯😯😯

oh boyyyyyyyyy, the anika fanclub is advancing pretty menacingly on to ragini. 😬😬😬

and lmao, shivaay is looking kinda worried FOR HER. 😛😛😛

OM ASKING THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

lol ragini did notttttt think this through. 😆😆😆

ohhhhhhhhhh boy. lo aa gaya baby waala bomb. 👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽

why isn’t bhavya speaking up at that little police waala remark of ragini’s? 😕😕😕

haw, anika pe chilllaaaya. 😤😤😤

FINE ASSHOLE. HAVE IT YOUR WAY. CHANNEL YOUR ANDAR KA OLIVIA POPE AND HANDLE IT. 😡😡😡

i’m so glad pinky has a new project to keep her occupied. this is a such a productive use of her irredeemably annoying personality traits. 😊😊😊

why’s tej doing this chumma chaati with svetlana out in the open? use the damn hotel room you’re paying for???? 😒😒😒

“jethji ka bhi dil bhi bada vadddda hai. saari janaaniyaan issi mein basii hui hai.” lolololol 😂😂😂

lol svetlana ka GRAPH hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

waaah, bete ne kitne force se phenka, phir bhi phone nahi toota, but it just slips from her hands and is shattered. 😐😐😐

um rudra, could you stop being creepy and watching the video over and over. 😬😬😬

gift for bhavya??? 🤔🤔🤔

ok those are the ugliesttttt pants ever, rudra. 😖😖😖

ugh. andon ka gift, from one anda to another anda. am i supposed to be awwwing over this bs? 😒😒😒

what dhokaaaa is she doing? they already know she’s a cop. 😐😐😐

why the fuck is khanna just strolling around the damn house with this damn basket???? also, isnt the movement bothering the baby? why isn’t it fussing??? 😕😕😕

wow, she was certainly easily persuaded. 😶😶😶

i really dgaf about bhavya’s past trauma, when we haven’t even gone into anika/gauri’s past. 🙄🙄🙄

man shivaay is really the naivest fuck everrrrrrrrrr if he believes this act of hers. 😫😫😫

poor ragini. machli kaanta nigal hi nahi rahi. 😆😆😆

lolololol shivaay ki security shivaay ko hi protect nahi karti, ragini ko kya khaaak protect karegi? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

lmaoooooo i loveeeee ragini’s frustrated monologues so much. 

lmao, hum toh 300 episode se isse nahi samajh paaye, tum kya samjhogi. maine kaha tha, he’s not worth all this time and effort. just go find yourself a better boy already. 😌😌😌

damn. all the oBahus are in a Mood™ on monday. 😬😬😬