#NJ.kylejoy

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POKÉMON IRL! TW UNREALITY (current arc: #sad.leafeon.arc ) (EVENT! #Suprise.calyrex.event)

Welcome, everyone, to the Rutaceae Pokemon Research Laboratory Official Rotomblr. My thats a long title. My name is Professor Lania Floraneal, but my friends call me Lani. Just Prof. Floraneal is fine in professional settings, however.

Here we study the interactions between grass type pokemon and humans(Floraneal), with a similar related focus on how flora and weather affects this topic(Floraneal, Neon-Day). (Research Assistant Larissa Lemonaide also offers various educational matters, which you can ask about if interested) We are located in southern galar, though Linny Alex and Larissa Lemonaide are from paldea, and Assist. Alex will be returning to Naranja-Uva Academy shortly for the next semester, to join me in being a professor. Assist. Lemonaide is working on getting a certification for researching the ways different pokemon learn, and how it is different or similar to how humans learn(primarily grass-types)

Feel free to ask us questions! Lani here went on a bit of a tangent, we research things. mainly grass type pokemon, in southern galar. we will post our own pokemon running around the office, answering questions, and fun facts about grass type pokemon!

As well as other random anecdotes about various things, our personal accounts are all used just for lurking. kinda cringe of us tbh

#prof.floraneal

#queenie the eldegoss

#bulb the chikorita

#dancer the cherrim

Lania Floraneal (they/she)

#assist.neon-day

#pillow the castform

#pincushion the skitty

#gift the roggenrola

Shay Neon-Day (They/he/she/it)

#assist.lemonaide

#rue the deerling

Larissa Lemonaide (it/its, xe/xer, win/ter, la/elle, la/ella)

#youngling.citrus

they r zorua

Citrus Lemonaide (they/them)

#recept.Alex

#yip the eevee

#silly the castform

#candy the shiny ditto

#clam the ditto

#small the clamperl

#piss the tadbulb

Linny Alex (she/her)

#NJ.KyleJoy

#triangle the indeedee

#circle the indeedee

Kyle Joy(he/she)

mun here!

all interactions welcome, pelliper mail/malice, musharna mail/malice, mystery gifts, and union circle on, we be straight vibing. feel free to dm, ask questions, in-character bullying is fun, but depending who u argue with they may not be very polite back^-^ no hate from mun intended, its all in good, roleplay fun!

all my muses(minus citrus, whos a little kid) are adults, but mun is a minor, so no nsfw<3

intersctions from @theduck5

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This is pretty real. Btw. Me working retail before finishing school

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our receptionist team is a wonderful duo, i think! Pillow wanted to be in the picture too, haha!

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on an unrelated note. look at this silly creature. full of malice and fear.

[:> file.stupidcat.mp4 <:]

[transcription:

leafeon is running around front pokecenter room, absolutely wrecking the place. Linny Alex is hiding behind the nurse joy counter, with only her eyes and top of head peaking over.

behind the camera(Nurse Joy Kyle): you weird plant. stop doing this. stop doing this. this is why i keep my tea somewhere else, you destroy everything. yeah you stupid idiot, doors LOCKED. we are CLOSED. no leaving until you are a good plant. yeah go eat your food. good grass cat. goooood.

Linny Alex: one day that leafeons going to like. kill you.

Nurse Joy Kyle: and when that day comes the problem will become Larissa's. amen. fuc-

leafeon jumps above the camera, cutting the video off.

end transcription.]

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sorry everyone, that things have been so quiet the last few days! our professor is.. out, so we've all been a bit... down, should we say!

and lemonaide has started back up the teaching they do after a break, so its in "be nice to children" mode, as well as busier (also calyrex has stuck around for a bit and its. kind of freaking us out. we're pretty confused on what he's done to Lani, and she's very important to all of us. Shay has been taking less deliveries as to be closer to Lani if anything happens, and it seems it has, as Shay has been waiting and ducked out multiple times after checking a message.)

feel free to send us messages and questions still, we will do our best to answer them!

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...i think i missed smth on rotomblr

Maybe the fertilized natu egg simply had bad vibes. Did we consider that the fertilized natu egg could've had bad vibes?

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...

O.O

hm!

what the fuck.

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Update, Kyle is fine, simply got hit with a poison status, she’ll be fine, simply on leave for a few days, though I doubt that will stop her from either coming in or posting on here.

…I mean we can add that data to the file on the leafeon.. can use poison status moves…

Edit: we love dangerous workplace environments here at the Rutaceae Pokémon Research Laboratory ^-^

Edit 2: NO WE DONT. IGNORE LARISSA.

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ough....

get ur nurse joys like. flowers or smth... they work really hsrd and put up with a lotta sh*t.... for pokemon, and people too

i need to go bandage this now. atleast lut antibiotics on it... weird fuckin cat, gird, my hesd hurrs

edit: uhm??? friend?? hes not answering dms... We're heading to the lab rn dw

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..oh my! um,,, sorry, he basically says that tea is supposed to be warm. with. very vulgar language...

just saw someone putting on a kettle. for tea. like what the fuck are you doing, why would you warm up tea?

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i hate to say it but i think this leafeon sees me as an opponent.

that said. they respond the best to me. the response is still violence but. yknow.

this means i get to stay with them tonight

fun fact! dont abuse your pokemon.

leafeon likes my indeedees though, so they are ... communicating? parallel playing? in the same general space. sniffing eachother thru the door with minimal threats i think

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Yeesh. This leafeon was clearly previously mistreated, very not chill with humans. Me frfr. But my scratch-proof gloves my mom got me are now ruined. Oh the humanity. Off I go, getting actually good ones. Ohhh nooo.

Yeah, we needed citrus’s help with getting them to calm down, I think something spooked em, cause they were wary but not so hostile before we started doing a health check..

I help!

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when youve been standing in the cold snow for an HOUR because someone was so embarrassed theres been a delay that they neglected to inform you in good timing. i couldve been at the lab! with my Lani! now its cold and dark and im DAMP

edit: skill issue. like genuinely

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There is a leafeon hugging me. My hand. With their mouth. Ow

Who up hugging they Torkoal

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picture of Linny and Larissa after closing chatting before going home...

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hehehehe Shay Neon-Day walks in, still in mailman attire, with whats clearly a pelipper bite, goes up to kyle(our nurse joy) and asks if she can treat it, all bashful and apologetic. Kyle gets up from the ground behind the front desk, tired eyes and tea in hand, goes simply "no," takes the customary tea offering, downs it in a single boiling hot gulp, and lays back down, with one of her indeedees immediately walking over and laying on top of her.

what no stories does to a mfer