#NCT fake texts

[ayukas]

𓏵 desperate ex!HAECHAN

notes most of these are waaay overused texts i promise ill be more original soon… ayukas epic comeback when… but this is to celebrate holo and insomnia (i want him so bad)

perm. taglist ♡ @renjunsversion @ddolbyong @f6llsun @egojo1st @sungbites @nonverdolly @strwberie @blondemrk @chenlezip @markkiatocafe @stqrgr7 @jisungji @taroddori @haeriaes @kukkurookkoo @polarisjisung @dudekiss3r @dejundesign @uncasings @sweetpinkblueberry @spacejip @yushiela @insbread @t-102 @haelvrty @pl4netx1a @bunnysoonie @peanutbutterjam505

[anniebeckcalla]

is there someone else?

the 00z line when there's another girl on the scene

(non-idol!dream x reader au) ◦ ₊ cw: conflict, mild hurt ◦ ₊ cafe.

ღ calla's note: so, I decided to try fitting all the parts into one smau. NEVER AGAIN! The PC i used does NOT like me anymore! Attempts were made using the phone browser... safe to say, some things are best done in small sizes.

jeno

jaemin

renjun

haechan

thank you for the comments and reblogs ! (´･ω･｀)

taglist: @cigsaftersuh @jenoleeaesthetic @pl4netx1a @jeonghansshitester @chenlezip @neodreamzenie @markkiatocafe @mejaemin

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[gooner127]

HEAR ME OUT JOHNNY SUGAR DADDY TEXTS 🔥🔥💯💯

LOVEEEE THE WAY YOU THINK OMG I TRIED MY BEST again idk where tf i was going with this BUT SUGAR DADDY JOHNNY (????) to bf (?!!!) or more so he’s just rich and send u a shit ton of money but same difference🤫 ENJOY NONETHELESS

[nightpoemz]

★☆*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡. . .｡.:*･' ૮ .◜◡◝ა '･*:.｡. . .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*☆★

bsf!dreamies when you troll them

an: ok in my defense i was trying to distract myself from my current wips (ノ_＜)

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[viasdreams]

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you and jisung raising an alien baby !!

a/n: imagine this takes place before wish debuted! also the kanji that make up sakuya’s name can be read as “last night”

[strrykais]

ᝰ.ᐟ off the record

14. j names are toxic

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taglist: @dudekiss3r @bluedbliss @synthwxve @413ktz @mrsjohnnysuh @hyuckies18 @jeonghansshitester @multifandomania @yewshi @peterm4rker @flamingi @iamsimplyasimp @kaosuni @i-lovegood @jich3nle @melodiessvy @lampcults @smilefordongil @elsbunny @staydeardream @jeonginsbaee @t-102 @jae-n0 @sthwaaberry @snoopyjimin @flaminghotyourmom @keeryverse @haechsworld @kukkurookkoo @minkyuncutie @haechanmybaechan @oliviahyehyehye @remgeolli @xiuriii @saucyjaeyun @nebularsung @depressed-hoe2001 @jungaji @n0hyuck @charlieg1rl @thegracerammy @sunghoonsgfreal @jenohyun @jenoleeaesthetic @neozon3nha @dreamiestay @dinonuguaegi @morkleesgirl @catpjimin @lotties-readings

reblogs, likes and replies are appreciated! feel free to send constructive feedback/thoughts in my asks or comment below!

[hyuckiestarz]

bf!dreamies texting them would you rather questions

an; chat what is this...am i in my flop era be honest

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[nctcraze]

Hi, love your texts 💚 Can you do a friends with benefits with dreamies? Thank you ! 😘

Hi!

I wanted to make some of this funny cause I'm in a stupid mood today 🥴.

NCTDREAM as your fwb

(all jokes) the spelling mistakes are totally all them not me ☹️ and ignore how confusing Renjuns is I realised after taking the screenshot that it made no sense but I couldn't be bothered to fix it 🥴

Warning: Suggestive/Mature topics

[bbina]

BUSINESS PROPOSAL ᝰ.ᐟ . . . CLEAR MY SCHEDULE

✎ . . . things aren't going as planned the way you thought it was going to be. especially the part where you find yourself falling in love with your own boss– which was definitely not part of the agreed proposal.

[ PREV / NEXT ]

✎ AUTHORS NOTE . . . the real story is about to start hallelujah THANK HEAVENS

✎ TAGLIST . . . @mrkleelvr @jenodigital @https-dandelion @rik0shii @spacejip @yyangj3lly @multifandomania @taroddori @222brainrot @amouriu @defzcl @va1entinaa @carelessshootanonymous @onlywonb @flaminghotyourmom @do-you-remember-summer-127 @grimlinshere @yayayaiheardyouthefirsttime @hoeingthefuckup @meltinghershey @alwayswook @dutifullyannoyingraspberry @dudekiss3r @sibwol @planetmarlowe @doraemiz @morklee02 @httpsxnox @firydst

[hyuckiezbaby]

RANDOM BF TEXTS WITH HAECHAN

warnings: suggestive, use of baby, babe,wife, haechans clingy.

a/n: requests are open <3

[luvmahae]

where you are ‣ lee haechan smau

summary: what the absolute fuck is up baby! fall semester marks the peak of greek life at ncu. the campus quad is filled with tents representing various fraternities and sororities with their letters proudly presented in front of each booth, all eager to recruit new members. as students return to campus, they are met with a flood of fliers and invitations to parties, mixers, and rush events. while you were walking through the crowd of eager freshmen to join these organizations, you bumped into someone very unexpected...

what do you do when you bump into the guy you hooked up with after a music festival during summer break? instead of the royal blue basketball jersey you first met him in, it was replaced by a varsity jacket with the letters reading "ΝΧΘ".

"haechan?"

pairing: fratboy!haechan x fem!reader

genre: smau, non-idol au, college au, fluff, nsfw/suggestive (mdni!) comedy, humor, slight slowburn, strangers to lovers, rave bae core? (am i in love with you or is it just the drugs?)

warnings: mentions of alcohol/substance usage (marijuana, mdma/ecstasy, lsd, cocaine), profanity, jokes about sex and death thrown around, both groups are out of pocket and tmi doesn't exist apparently... no ones safe! the boys gc is kinda questionable (this is where i say men deserve no rights!), haechan x reader met at an edm festival (the term rave bae will be said here and there. rave bae is someone you meet unexpectedly while raving, kinda like your temporary s/o for the duration of the rave or festival... smth like that!) disclaimer notice: these portrayals are fictional and are not intended to encourage or glamorize substance use.

playlist: where you are - john summit | club classics - charli xcx | intimidated - kaytranada, h.e.r. | high and i like it - it's murph, evalyn | what a life - john summit, stevie appleton | saving up - dom dolla | talk talk - charli xcx, troye sivan | mr useless - shygirl, sg lewis, club shy | atmosphere - fisher, kita alexander | thinking about you - calvin harris, ayah marar | gas pedal remix - john summit, subtronics, tape b, sage the gemini

notes: omg!!! my first post ever... honestly i've been debating to do this for a long time... now here i am :D ngl i lowkey based this off a personal experience (i am a changed woman now okay... spare me! 😭) my first lil fic dedicated to haechan!!! the playlist is highly edm biased with a sprinkle of brat. i just think it fits the vibe so well hehe. open to feedback and enjoy!!! ♡

status: ongoing!

taglist: closed!

profiles: live laugh love y/n (1), john summit fanboys (2)

intro: so.... edc next year?

one: comedown

two: wtf is college

three: boutta fuckin jump (written)

four: y/n’s eras tour

five: is my brain braining?

six: heyyyyyy 👀

seven: i know what u are…

eight: tequila ftw (written)

nine: ot3 timeout

ten: i want u 😩

eleven: drunk olympics

twelve: stuDYING

thirteen: agram 🙏😭

fourteen: gn haechan (written)

fifteen: team y/n

sixteen: options

seventeen: u did ur big one 😞

eighteen: h for harry styles

nineteen: kms postponed! (written)

twenty: haechan x y/n crumbs

twenty-one: how tf we feelin (written)

twenty-two: use protection 😏

twenty-three: missed connection

twenty-four: shhhh 🤫

twenty-five: enemies to lovers trope

twenty-six: #fomo

twenty-seven:

twenty-eight:

twenty-nine:

thirty:

[ayukas]

r/UberEATS lee haechan smau

u/sakumyaegi・6 hr. ago

i think i'm in love with my uber eats driver :/

⬆ 127 ⬇️ 💬 66

SYNOPSIS⌇when your uber eats driver is as good-looking as he is unpredictable, it's hard not to get curious. one too many oddly charming texts later, and suddenly, you're asking reddit for advice on how to confess to someone who only knows your address and your late-night cravings.

falling for your delivery driver? not on the menu—until now, that is.

PAIRING⌇uber eats driver!haechan x fem!reader

GENRE⌇humour, fluff, college au, strangers to lovers

WARNINGS⌇profanities, suggestive/sex jokes, violent jokes, reader loves her younger brother (sakuya) to bits so she talks about him a lot, haechan is kinda mean at first

STATUS⌇COMPLETED

NOTES⌇my first time doing a smau! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ disclaimer, i've Honestly never used uber eats in my LIFE so forgive me if i make any mistakes bhahah...

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profiles

introduction

001 awfully familiar

002 this u?

003 doordash virgin

004 stfu jisung

005 post nut clarity

006 oh brother...

007 roblox wedding

008 haechan

009 i miss you

010 #thinking

011 i'm sorry

012 my best friend

013 finickydriver141

014 are u a coward

015 bob the builder

016 murk

017 supercute

018 are u serious

019 calico critters

020 live tweeting ynhyuck date

021 fate is real

BONUS

001 haechan's priv (real)

[nerdlvr]

⋆₊˚⊹.𖥔 zoom, click, panic !

with your platform growing it's about time you get your own personal camera man! you probably should've put in the job description that the position involved working with a camgirl... maybe then sweet virgin nerd lee donghyuck wouldn't have applied for the job. now he's stuck with you, but he's determined to make it work.

alternatively, hyuck is a photography nerd who needs money for a new cameras and lenses, and you're a camgirl in desperate need of a cameraman.

virgin nerd!hyuck x camgirl!reader

genre : humor , coworkers? to lovers , college au , fluff , suggestive , haechan is an inexperienced LOSER we love to see it

warnings : sex jokes , death jokes, mean ass insults and comments , descriptions of sex and dirty acts , haechans first time seeing pussy irl , reader is open about sex and her body shes hot asf ofc

notes : two of my favorite things put together haechan and nerdy men (and he's a virgin hehe). i'm gonna enjoy this one and write as much flustered hyuck as i can. i'm gonna go with the flow with this one too which is why i'm not putting so much in the genre cause i wanna see how it goes and how i want to develop this plot.

playlist : positions , ariana grande | freak , doja cat | guess , charli xcx | kiss me more , doja cat | flamin' hot lemon , jaehyun | up to you , prettymuch | more than a woman , bee gees | telepatia , kali uchis | all mine , brent faiyaz

status : ongoing , updates x2 a week , tuesdays and thursdays

taglist : closedd !

yn’s group , hyuck’s group

intro

1 -> that's not my dick or anything

2 -> THE lee donghyuck

3 -> chat spam mommy

4 -> beyoncé eliminate him

5 -> big nerd dick

6 -> chicken nuggets

7 -> yes ma'am

8 -> pussy milk

9 -> i got something for u

10 -> sick to my stomach fam

11 -> king of dancehall

12 -> HUGE textbook

13 -> music production

14 -> *said in sexy alpha jeno voice*

15 -> blank stare

16 -> hyuck is so edible

17 -> da fuq...

18 -> recreating the squid games.

19 -> NOO MY SHAYLAAA

20 -> this isn't my y/n

21 -> he took everything

22 -> i bleached my asshole

23 -> anonymous dick

TBD

extras :

TBD

[gooner127]

Jaehyun texts plzzzz omg the mark one was hilarious

I SWEAR I HAVENT FORGOTTEN i got a spark of motivation🙏 i miss jaehyun you miss jaehyun nct misses jaehyun we all miss him so here are the jaehyun texts ive been promising!!! i miss this damn man so much its insane jaehyun come back king you shouldnt have enlisted

ALSO HOLY ASS THANK YOU FOR 141 followers this is so crazy🤭 i swear i WILL get back on my grind new posts soon😛

tw: weensie bit suggestive

[nctiyz]

pls write whiny bf Haechan cause you won’t kiss or cuddle with him cause your busy 🙏🏻🙏🏻

YES BOSS 🫡

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clingy!haechan when you’re busy

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[viasdreams]

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xiaojun boyfriend texts !!

a/n: i dont mention the song in texts, but best friend by xj is one of my fav nct songs. so im using this opportunity to promote it 🤩 GO STREAM