#My tummy disagrees tho

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Mistakes were made but I would make them again

[dhampir-omu-rot]

my stomach is surprisingly tolerant of spicy ramen, i found out this week

You gotta try these tho

[littlecloudprince]

The Little Duke

Summary: "Love this:-)♥️ Can I please request secret regressor Remus (0-3) where no one is aware that he does it? Please and thanks 😊" Request by gamblerezra (on AO3), hope I did your request justice! And sorry it took me so long to get it out ^^'

Warnings: Mentions of accidents/bedwetting, auditorial hallucinations, a meltdown scene, brief mention of blood (very, very brief, not graphic at all), skin injury/rash

A/N: …So remember how I said I'd try to be more consistent with my writing? Well, as it turns out, writer's block and executive dysfunction disagreed! I am still updating this tho, so yeah! I promise you guys, I really am trying! Time just goes by so darn fast! But I'm always open for requests!

Remus woke up small and wet. It wasn't unusual, it had been happening for a while now. Usually he just went back to sleep, and dealt with it later, when he was bigger again. He didn't know what it was or why it was happening, but he knew he couldn't go to the others. They'd think he's gross. They wouldn't like it. They wouldn't like him. They'd think he was doing it to annoy or disturb them. But he wasn't! He wasn't doing it on purpose, he didn't even know what it was!

Remus sat up, he didn't want to sleep anymore. But he had to. He was wet, and he couldn't do anything about it like this. But Remus wasn't sleepy! He huffed to himself, not knowing what to do. Why was he like this? He tried to reach out to Thomas, to have him do something, anything that could help. But nothing happened. He tried again, still nothing. He huffed, laying back down. Guess there was no other choice.

Thomas woke up to an unusual feeling. He shifted lightly, before freezing like a deer in headlights. He sat up, heart beating in his chest like a mini drum. He peeled back the covers, his face flushing bright red once they were fully off of him. No. No, he hadn't. There was no way, he couldn't have! He's an adult goddamnit, this just doesn't happen!

"Care to explain why I'm up at—" Virgil grumbled, words drying on his tongue as he processed what was going on.

"I—" Thomas started, feeling so embarrassed that tears were threatening to form in his eyes.

"You wet the bed??" Roman rose up. Thomas could only nod meekly, rapidly trying to blink away the stubborn tears in his eyes.

"I didn't mean to!" he squeaked.

"Aw, kiddo, it's okay! Accidents happen, even to adults! Let's get this cleaned up, okay?" Patton rose up as well. Thomas nodded, taking a few deep breaths and wiping his eyes.

"You— You're right. Sorry," he breathed out.

"Nothing to apologise for hun," Patton soothed.

"Yeah. Sorry. I mean— Y'know."

Right as Thomas got out of bed, it was Logan's turn to rise up.

"First step; strip the bed," he reminded.

"I know, Logan, thank you," Thomas smiled weakly.

"After you're done with that, you're taking a bubble bath," Janus appeared to give his two cents.

"Sure, Jan. Thanks," Thomas attempted to smile again. As he went on about stripping his bed, the Sides all sunk down one by one. No one noticed that one of them hadn't popped up at all.

Back in the Mind Palace, Remus had woken up, only to discover that he was still small. He didn't understand, he was supposed to be back to his big self by now! And he really, really didn't want to sleep anymore! He huffed, deciding to get out of bed. Maybe he could find something to do while he waited? He could just stay in his room all day, it's not like the others would notice anyway. His bed would have to wait, but Remus didn't mind too much, he'd just clean it before going to sleep. Maybe.

Remus looked around his room, trying to find something to do. He wanted to colour! Or draw! But all the art supplies were in Roman's room. Hm. Remus flicked his wrist, attempting to summon himself some crayons and a colouring book, but nothing happened. Remus growled quietly, scratching at his inner thighs. Why were they burning and scratchy? And now Remus' tummy growled, too! There was no way he could sneak in the kitchen without getting caught. They'd yell at him. Usually, he didn't mind, but today, he really didn't want to be yelled at. He just wanted... Well, he didn't even know what he wanted. Remus' tummy felt rotten, and not in the way he liked, either!

"They don't like you," a voice said.

"I know," Remus replied. This wasn't the first time he heard voices, it happened a lot. Usually it didn't bother him, but today was different.

"They'd be better off without you."

"You sound like the Emo," Remus shot back. The voice chuckled coldly.

"You really don't get it, do you?"

"Go 'way."

"You want them. You want them to want you. But they won't. They never will, will they?" the voice taunted.

"Go 'way!" Remus stomped his foot for good measure. He hated the way his bottom lip wobbled, and how his vision blurred as salty tears welled in his eyes. He hated feeling weak.

"They left you. They're not coming back. They have a new family now. Without you."

"No!"

"They don't need you anymore. *He* doesn't need you anymore. He hates you," the voice kept going, mercilessly jabbing at Remus' sensitive spots. Remus saw two strips of colour take form. Yellow and purple. Janus and Virgil. They stared down at the duke, disgust shining in their eyes. They wouldn't speak, only staring menacingly.

"Stop!" Remus closed his eyes and covered his ears, firmly pressing his hands on them in a desperate attempt to silence the voice. He fell on his knees, curling up to be as small as possible.

In the meanwhile, Thomas was trying to work on songwriting, but something kept gnawing at him. He couldn't stop thinking about what had happened. It bothered him. He had gone to the bathroom before going to sleep, like he always did. He hadn't drunk too much water, or anything else for that matter, and his dream wasn't particularly scary. So why had he wet the bed? What was wrong with him?

"You're not making any progress, Thomas," Logan pointed out after rising up.

"I… I know. Sorry. Just…" Thomas trailed off.

"Just?"

"Thinking."

"About what?"

"Just… Ah, you know, nevermind. It doesn't matter," Thomas shook his head a bit.

"If it bothers you, it does matter," Logan stated.

"Is there something wrong with me?" Thomas bit his lip. He looked up from his notebook, but avoided Logan's eyes.

"Why would you think that?"

"I mean…" Thomas didn't finish his sentence. He bit his lip, his gaze wandering uncertainly.

"I just…" his voice wavered, and he swallowed thickly as he felt a lump growing in his throat. He rapidly blinked his eyes, not wanting Logan to see him cry. He didn't even know why his tear ducts were threatening to betray him, there was no reason to cry. It was… illogical. Thomas let out a shaky sigh, hiding his face in his hands.

"Hey…" Logan sat across his host, unsure what to do.

In the Mind Palace, Remus was getting closer and closer to meltdown territory. It was getting harder to breathe, the voice was getting louder, and the burning and itching of his tighs was getting to be unbearable. He hated this. He hated this, he hated this, he hated this! Remus let out a scream, fiercely ripping his pants off before aggressively scratching at his inner thighs. Angry tears burned in his eyes as he reached for the first object he could reach, before throwing it at the general direction of the taunting voice.

"SHUT UP!" Remus shrieked, clawing at his ears for a moment before throwing himself on the ground, shrieking incoherently as his thighs demanded to be scratched again. There was a knock at Remus' door, causing his hands to fly from his thighs right back to his ears as the sound pounded at his eardrums.

"NO!" he screamed, throwing whatever object he could get his hands on toward the door.

"Ow!" Patton yelped, getting hit in the face with an empty deodorant container. He rubbed at the tip of his nose, processing what was happening. He flinched as he realised the state the still shrieking little duke was in.

"Hey…" he entered the room, and sat on the floor, making sure to give Remus some space. He reached out to the red-faced boy, carefully stroking his hand once. When Remus didn't protest, Patton continued, slowly but effectively getting the toddler to calm down.

"There ya go, Dad's here buddy, Dad's gotcha…" he coo'd gently. By now Remus had completely stopped screaming, but silent tears were still running down his face, his anger melting down to sadness. He reached his little hands out, choking back sobs, a quiet whine escaping his throat.

"Aww, you want Dad to pick you up?" Remus didn't answer verbally, instead just clenching his fists in the 'grabby hands' motion. Patton took the cue, and gently picked the boy up. Remus winced as his thighs pressed against the fabric of Patton's clothes. He had scratched them so vigorously that they were now completely raw, dried up blood covering his fingernails.

"You poor thing! Dad thinks you need a bath, hun. And then, once you're all squeaky clean, we'll put some lotion on your thighs so the hurt will go away. That sound good?" Patton murmured softly upon inspecting Remus' thighs closer. The boy nodded, rubbing his eyes, exhausted from his meltdown.

"What got you so itchy in the first place?" the fatherly Side asked. Remus just shrugged, not quite sure himself. Patton looked around, only now noticing the pants on the floor.

"…Oh," he understood now, the lingering smell in the room making more sense. Truthfully, he had not paid much attention to it at first. It was Remus' room, it was subject to strange smells, and generally, it was better to not ask questions. By now the other Sides had learned to tune it out. Now, however, was not the time to dwell on that.

"Well," Patton said, "let's get you cleaned up!"

Some time later, as Patton had finally gotten the freshly-bathed toddler in a pull-up and t-shirt, and the washing machine running, he felt the ever-so-familiar tug of someone, likely Thomas, summoning him. So, Remus on his hip, he sank down.

"Oh! Logan! Did you need me for something?" Patton asked, surprised to see that it hadn't been Thomas who summoned him.

"I…" Logan started, his words drying on his tongue as he processed the fact that Patton was holding what appeared to be a toddler.

"Is that… Is that Remus?"

"Yup!"

"…Why is he a toddler?"

"No clue! So what's up?" Patton asked.

"Right, well, Thomas is experiencing a sort of… emotional crisis, and that's not exactly my area of expertise. I figured you would be able to help," Logan explained, gesturing to the host, still hunched over the desk, hiding behind his hands.

"Huh, okay," Patton frowned a little before walking to Thomas.

"Hey, buddy…" he started, gently laying a hand on his host's back. "What's wrong?"

"Nothing, nothing, just…" Thomas trailed off, taking a breath and rubbing his face before turning to look at Patton. His eyes were a little shiny, and he seemed exhausted. His brows furrowed in confusion once his brain registered the toddler Patton was holding.

"Remus," Patton explained.

"…Huh?"

"I don't know either, I just found him like this."

…How small is he?" Logan asked, furrowing his brows as well as he thought.

"Can't be older than two, I don't think. Poor guy had wet the bed, so we had a bit of a bath, and got some lotion on that nasty rash," Patton explained, gently moving Remus' legs a little so the other two could see how red and raw they were.

"Is… Is that why I…" Thomas trailed off, too embarrassed to say it outloud.

"Of course!" Logan suddenly explained, smacking his forehead as the realisation dawned on him.

"Remus' regression must've had a side effect in affecting you, Thomas!"

"A *Side* effect? Eh?" Patton grinned.

"…Yes? I'm not sure what you're implying here, Patton."

"It's- It's a pun, just ignore it," Thomas shook his head a bit.

"…Anyway, we can't leave a two-year-old on his own. I trust you'd be willing to care for him until we figure out a way to get him back to his adult self, Patton?" Logan said, raising his eyebrow slightly.

"Oh! Uh… Of course!" Patton tried his best to conceal his surprise, quickly regaining his composure and giving Logan a grin. Taking care of Remus couldn't be *that* hard!

Right?

[awkwardtickleetoo]

Yo, hc brain is back in full swing. Towards the end of a wrecking with Dream, (we'll make his ler Karl for this one) he's given a small break to breathe, his wrists pinned to either side of his head. "We're gonna do one more thing and then we'll stop ok? Now, tell me to tickle your tummy~" the idea of the ler making the lee tell them to tickle their death spot and halfway through making them say "keep going" and only stopping when they know the limit is reached

sleepyyyy hello hello hello!!! okay okay I LOVE this so so much oh my gOD THIS IS SO GOOD

more under the cut bc I got . a little carried away lmao

and this is SUCH a karl thing to do as well, he would love embarrassing his lee by doing stuff that he Knows will get to them- whether it be forcing them to make eye contact (cough cough george) or telling them to keep their arms up (cough cough sapnap) or telling them not to laugh (cough cough quackity) – but especially with dream, because dream blushes and gets embarrassed and stuttery and giggly so quickly, doesn't he? poor baby :(

so when karl holds his arms down on either side of his head, rubbing his thumbs along his wrists while he takes in huge gulps of air from the tickling karl's already dished out to him, he thinks maybe he can handle whatever else karl has planned, they're probably nearing the end anyway.

but then karl leans down and presses a tiny kiss to his palm, making dream giggle softly before turning his head to dreams ear and saying exactly what you mentioned, "Okay, we've got one last spot to get to and I know you're gonna like it. I'm gonna tickle your tummy, which is your favorite spot, right? isn't it, angel?" and dream would giggle, laughter bright and bubbly, his entire face tinted pink and his eyes squeezed shut when he nods in response to karl's question.

and karl would smile and go, "good! good... you're gonna ask me to tickle you there, tho :)" and dream would whine through his giggles, his face flushing even more red at the thought of having to ask karl to tickle his tummy knowing full well he loves it. and when he cracks open his eyes to see karl staring down at him, face barely a foot away from his and enough adoration in his eyes to make him feel light headed, he whines even louder, closing his eyes again and tilting his head back to shake his head while karl giggles. and karl eggs him on, softly going, "come on, handsome, we both know you want it. there's no need to be embarrassed, it's just us, dreamie, that's it."

n dream would still be all flustered and whimpery, but after a few seconds of waiting silence he'd mumble, just loud enough for karl to hear, "could you please... ti-tickle my tummy? please?" and karl's face becomes even more adoring, thinking about how he even threw the 'please' in there, and he would almost immediately say, "of course, sweet boy, since you asked so nicely" and he'd kiss dreams palm again, before pulling his hands off dreams wrists and moving down, pushing his hoodie up just slightly and pressing the softest kiss to his tummy just to make him giggle. and giggle he does, while karl sits back up straight so he can watch him laugh and starts scratching his nails all over dreams tummy

and dream immediately bursts into bright laughter, his eyes closing and head tilting back again as he laughs freely and happily. his hands curl into fists and he shakes them around happily, eventually moving from where they were once pinned. one hand goes to cover his mouth (but not fully, his fingers are open and it's loosely pressed, and he's not muffling his laughter so karl let's it slide) and the other goes down to squeeze at karl's leg where he's straddling him

and soon after, karl goes "you like this?" and dream nods, a little "hehe- yeheheah" coming out, and karl goes "Okay. ask me to keep going, then" and dream laughs a little louder, nose scrunching up at the idea, but he's outwardly having too much fun to disagree, so he goes "okahahay keheheep goihing! keep gohohoing– ohokahay?" and karl giggles and nods, unable to hide his happiness either, and goes "I won't stop til you say so, okay?" and leans down and blows a raspberry right on dreams tumny

which earns him a slightly harder than needed palm to the back of his head, not pushing or pulling, just staying and scratching at his hair in a way that (ironically enough) is more comforting and calming to him than it should be, and another hand gripping the fabric of the shoulder of his hoodie, both hands obviously trying not to push him away as dream laughs his heart out. his legs are kicking and curling the best they can under karl, his eyes are squeezed shut and tearing up, his giggles are high pitched and turning raspy and squeaky, but he still doesn't stop karl for another solid few minutes.

and then he forcefully pulls karl down on top of him and makes him be his blanket, heavy breathing and residual giggling be damned, and neither of them would have it any other way :)

[naamahdarling]

top five best and worst vegetables?

Most disagree with me sadly, but I love potatoes if those count. Broccoli, carrots, asparagus, baby salad greens, and celery (can't eat it tho). Sweet peppers in the right context are nice. I like many squashes, even zucchini, when prepared right. Green beans, snap peas, green peas, corn. I do like a lot. Much of it upsets my tummy because insoluble fiber. :(

Most other greens are horrible, especially cooked. I fucking loathe that onions are as popular as they are because they get into everything and for whatever reason my body clears the stinky onion breath taste incredibly slowly so I can taste them for like 12+ hours. Also they are a tremendous IBS trigger unless powdered or chopped VERY fine. Putting raw onion on my food is a way someone says they do not love me or care if I die. If it touches my food, however briefly, that onion stuff gets on there and then boom, no matter how little, I'm tasting it for hours. Horrible. Horrible. The taste itself isn't bad, but I cannot handle how it lasts forever. Nobody else I know has this problem. :( Cabbage is the worst of god's inventions, vegetably, being flavorless except for the vague bouquet of distant farts, and highly provocative of IBS as well. It makes its way into a lot of dishes as cheap filler and I resent it. It is also the prime culprit of both sauerkraut and kimchi. Both of those are crimes. Artichokes are gaslighting you into thinking they're food. Brussels sprouts need to be prepared carefully or they taste awful.

I have tried all of these things prepared many ways, so it isn't a naive palate. I just don't like many vegetables very much. And when something causes you terrible pain, you VERY quickly learn to dislike it even more.

[kasey-writes-stuff]

i have a request!!

ler gogs ler quackity lee sap: they’re streaming together and obvs gogs and quack bounce around a lot more than sap does. basically they go feral and accidentally find out that saps ticklish and mess with him for it.

kinda love the idea that sap is too stubborn to admit that he’s ticklish hehe.

Woo I finally got this finished!

Debates ending in laughter

George, Quackity and Sapnap had met up and were doing their first official stream together! Karl would’ve been there but he was stuck filming for mr beast and Dream was at a family reunion so thus the three were left alone! They had decided to do a Q&A and despite it being titled “chill Q&A with the boys!” It was anything but chill! Currently the three were debating over whether apple juice or orange juice was better and it was semi calm at first seeing as Quackity and George agreed but things quickly grew less calm when sap said he leaned more towards orange juice…

“I’m just saying I like both but I lean towards orange juice” George shook his head “Well you’re wrong that’s just wrong” “what do you mean wrong ?! It’s an opinion?! And most importantly my opinion so it is definitely not wrong!” Quackity shook his head smiling a bit “man I gotta agree with George here you’re wrong” sapnaps mouth gaped open “Quackity how could you?!” George giggled softly “Quackity is just cultured and has good opinions unlike you sapnap” sapnap scoffed and lightly shoved George and George shoved back to sap shoved back and George shoved again and sap shoved again sap poked at George’s chest and so George went to poke at saps chest but accidentally poked his ribs instead

Sapnap jumped and squeaked as an instant pink tint could be seen on his pale cheeks “EEK!” Quackity and George looked at each other and then at sapnap,

Quackity was the first one to speak “Oh sapnap.. what was that?” He had a devious grin as did George “yea sapnap what was that squeak about?” Sapnap cleared his throat as he says “what what squeak? I didn’t squeak you guys must be hearing things” Quackity shook his head smiling excitedly “no no you definitely squeaked! George what did you do?! Do it again!” George shrugged “all I did was poke him like this” George poked sap again and sap once again squeaked but George kept poking which make giggles begin to slip past sapnaps lips and so that’s when it clicked for Quackity!

“Oh I get it I get it! Sapnap here seems to be a little ticklish” sapnap was quick to disagree but his nervousness and voice crack gave away the true answer “WhAt no I’m nOt!” George Quackity both burst into giggles at his voice crack and George rolled his fondly saying “yea sure like we believe that” he looked to Quackity who had a big excited smile on his face and they both nodded, Quackity quickly got up and held sapnaps arms above his head while George straddled his waist! Sapnap had already begun pleading “guys guys guys you really don’t have to do this!”

Quackity shrugs and says “Well yea sure we don’t have to but we want to! Only if you want to tho dude” sapnap blushes brightly he’s thankful that Quackity is being sure he’s okay with this but something about admitting he was okay with this was very flustering…he couldn’t find the way to use his words so he just nodded his head yes softly, Quackity and George smile brightly and usually they would tease him about something like this but opted not to seeing as he was already so flustered.. George smiles softly “okay so where should we start?” Quackity thinks for a moment and says “hmm try his sides” George nods as he begins poking at sapnaps sides

Sapnap squeaked as he shifted back and forth with each and every poke “eek! Geeheohohrrgehehe!” George smirked softly “what sapnap can’t take a little poking? I’m barely doing anything” Quackity giggles softly using his over exaggerated British accent as he “aww is sappity nappity too ticklish for the pokey wokeies?” Sapnap blushes darkly as he giggles “friihihicckkk ohohofff duhuhuddhehehe!” George snickers softly “wow sapnap if you’re giggling this much from just some poking I can’t wait to see what happens when I do this” he begins digging into sapnaps sides! Sap shrieks and falls into laughter “AhAH GEORGEHHE HAHAHAAHA!”

George smirks softly “wow sapnap never knew you were so ticklish!” Quackity nods excitedly “yea man why would you keep this from us?! This is pure gold!” Sapnaps face turned even redder at their teasing as he says “ BEHEHEHECCHAHAHUHUHUSEHEHE IHIHIHI KKNHEHHEWWW YOOUU WOOUULDDD AHAHBBUHUSSHEHWHE. IHIHITT EEEEP!” He squealed as George switched to vibrations along with a mixture of random squeezes, also his statement was a bit of a lie while he did know they would abuse his ticklishness he didn’t actually not tell them because of that… the true reason he didn’t tell them was because he was too embarrassed to ever bring it up, he actually didn’t mind them abusing it a bit and to be honest he more than didn’t mind it he liked it… he just silently hoped they wouldn’t realize that but unlucky for sapnap they did indeed realIze it

George snickers softly “well for someone who didn’t tell us because he knew we would abuse it you certainly haven’t tried to get away” Quackity nodded in agreement “yea sapnap you’re definitely stronger than both of us yet you haven’t even tried to get away why is that?” Seeing as sapnaps face could not go much redder his ears began to turn red, George paused his tickling for a moment to give sap a small breather and allow him to answer “ihihihi uhuhuh ihihi ihihittsss hahaharddheherrr fahhacihihinngg ahahggahahinnsstt yoouuu ahahttt the same time..” Quackity rolled his eyes chuckling softly “yea uh sure, hey sapnap why are your ears so red?” Quackity gently traces the outer shell of one or sapnaps ears

Sapnap squeaks as soft melty giggles pour out “eeek! Nhahaha dohonnttt dohoho tthahahattt!” George’s eyes widen as he smiles brightly “No way! Look at him he’s practically a puddle of jelly! You should try his neck next!” Sapnaps head snaps up at George’s words “NONONO DONT!” George’s smile morphs into a devious grin “why not sapnap is your neck too ticklish? Can it not handle the tickly tickles?” Quackity laughed at George’s teases as he joins in “yea sappynappy is your neck too ticklish for me to even do this?” All he did was place his hands on saps neck and sap flinched a small quivering smile on his face, George couldn’t help but laugh softly at cute it was “no way he literally can’t look at him he’s already about to break!” Quackity maneuvered his head so he could see sapnaps face and he broke into laughter

“PHAHAHhhaha dude no way! So imagine what would happen if I-“ he began fluttering his fingers all around sapnaps neck making his neck instinctively turn and twist on every way possible to try and escape the sensations “EE QUACKITY NOHOHO AHAHAHEHEHE HAHAHEHHEHHAHAHHA FRIHIHICCKK!” George shook his head “Sapnap I literally don’t understand how you were able to hide this from us for so long, is this why you always wear hoodies?” Sapnap through his laughter manages to say “NOHOHO IHIHI JUHUHUSSTT LIHIKKEHE HOHOHDDIHIHIEHESSS”

Quackity rolls eyes his light heartedly as he stops and says “whatever you say man” George hums softly as he says “where should we go next? Maybe….here?” He experimentally pokes at both sapnap’s armpits giggling when he sees sapnaps arms twitch, sap squeaks as he shakes his head “eek! Nohowherhehe you should go nowhere” Quackity smirks before using sapnaps words against him “oh trust me sapnap I don’t think we’ll be going anywhere for at least a few more minutes haha” George giggles softly rolling his eyes fondly at the two before wasting no time scribbling in sapnaps armpits

Sapnap squeals as he twists back and forth, half heartedly trying to get his arms down “EEP GEORGE NOT THERE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA FRRIHIHICCKKK HEHAHAHAHHAHA!” George smirked a bit as he says “oh ticklish armpits sapnap how cute!” Sapnap blushes bright red as he says “SHUHUTTT UHUHUPP IHIHIMM SUHUHURREHEE YOOUURRRSS AHHARRHEHE JUHUHUSSTT AHASS BAHAHDD” George blushed lightly and Quackity laughs “geheheohorrggehehe your sohoho pihinkk!” George grumbles softly “shut up I’m sure yours are just as bad as well” Quackity immediately shut up looking away his face now pink…

George simply smirks as he begins focusing on the middles of sapnaps pits making him shriek “gAH GOHOHOGGYY NHAHHAAHAHAHAHA!” George grins “oh are the middles the worst hm? Well I won’t stay here too long I still wanna get that tummy of yours” Quackity nods “yea sap I bet your tummy is really ticklish isn’t? I bet you can hardly take it” A few moments pass and George stops and just rests his hands on sapnaps shirt, sapnap giggles residually gratefully taking in air “hohollyy frihihicckk yooouuu guhuhyysss ahharrhehe rhehehahallyy gohohoddd ahahttt thihihiss”

Quackity smiled brightly “Thank you thank you I take a lot of pride in being good at this” George snickers softly “yea thanks for the compliment, you ready to finish now?” Sapnap nods shyly “yea sure…” George nods smiling very slightly “so uhm are you good with me lifting your shirt?” Sapnap hesitantly nods “uh sure” George lifts it just enough to expose his tum button and curiously pokes around his stomach, sapnaps stomach jumps at each poke and he squeaks falling into giggles “eek! Geheheohohorrgehehe juhuhusstt gehehettt ihihitt ohovvehehrr wihihitthh dohohonnttt thehehahahseee”

Quackity scoffs softly “dang someone’s impatient” George laughs a bit “ohohkay then you asked for it” he began quickly skittering and scratching his blunt nails all around sapnaps tummy! Sapnap squealed as he fell into soft laughter “EEP GOGS ahahAHAHAH!” Quackity’s eyes widened slightly before narrowing as he blushed slightly “dang his stomach is pretty bad” his blush was due to the realization while sapnaps stomach was pretty ticklish it wasn’t near as bad as his own…. Suddenly sap shrieked bringing Quackity back to the situation at hand “EEE GOGS NOT THE BUTTON!”

George smirks softly “oh? Not the button? Is this little button too ticklish?” Sapnap nods softly and George softens a bit “well I won’t stay here too long then okay?” Sapnap smiles gratefully and Quackity smiles at the softeness of it all, usually he would make a joke about how sappy all of this is but he decided not to, George quickly dipped his finger in wiggling it around! Sap shrieked again as his back involuntarily arched up “AAhh HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA NNAHAHHAHA!” True to his word George only kept it up a few short seconds before stopping

“Hey sapnap can George try one more thing?” Quackity curiously asks, through his tired giggles sapnap says “yehehahhaa ihihi gehehuhuhuss” Quackity smiles excitedly “George do you know what a raspberry is?” George nods “yea it’s a fruit duh” Quackity rolls his eyes as he says “no no no not that kind! Here switch positions I’ll do it” and so they swiftly switched positions and Quackity wasted no time leaning down and blowing the biggest raspberry he can over sapnaps tum button!

Sap actually screamed before falling into silent laughter! “AAAAHHHH QUACK ………….” Upon his silent laughter George immediately let go of sapnaps arms and Quackity began rubbing away the excess tickles as sapnap giggled residually “You good sapnap?” Sapnap nods through his giggles “yehehehahaha” suddenly George gasps and they both turn to look at him and Quackity is first to speak “what?” George blushes as he says “uhm we forgot about stream…” Sapnap immediately sits up and looks at the camera and then slides down into the floor

Quackity laughs a bit not at sapnap though but at the ridiculousness of them forgetting to turn it off and how none of their friends bothered telling them… or so they thought but actually they all just forgot they had so not disturb on on their phones so they didn’t get any notifications though to be fair Dream can get through George’s do not disturb so Dream must’ve just not tried to get through… They quickly wordlessly end stream and promptly all break into laughter

Sapnap is first to speak “well that’s definitely getting clipped” George nods “oh please it’s probably already trending on Twitter!” Quackity nods in agreement “I bet vod channels are already uploading it right now” suddenly sapnap smiles a bit deviously “so next Q&A which one of you is getting wrecked?” Quackity and George blush stuttering and pointing at each other “definitely him!” George says, “no no no George started this so it should definitely be him!” Sapnap laughs “I’m sure they’ll be many more Q&As in the future so I’ll get you both back eventually, now I’m starving let’s go get food”

And so the night was spent rather uneventful apart from the shared laughter at Twitter

The end

[anzynai]

Most and Least Ticklish

(from my fandoms)

a/n: my opinion!! it’s okay if you disagree !! i just thought this was fun and did it on a whim but yes this is who i think is least and most ticklish!! let me know what you think <3

Genshin Impact:

Most - Aether ; do i even need to explain just look at him. one look and you could practically tell he’d crumble from just one poke to the side LMAOO also ganyu was a rlly close second like ik people don’t talk to her but she’s so sweet and seems to deathly ticklish plss

Least - Lisa ; okay she gives me older auntie vibes like she’ll tickle you and tease you and make you die laughing but her herself isn’t ticklish at all and she’ll tease you for even trying

The Promised Neverland:

Most - Emma ; she’s so bubbly and sweet and she just seems so squeaky when she’s tickled, while ray and norman are both realllly ticklish she definitely takes the cake !!

Least - Gilda ; she just isn’t idkkk like she’s ticklish but not enough to make her laugh unlike all the other children, it’s made her a master at tickle fights tho hehe

Dr. Stone:

Most - Senku ; science couldn’t help his extreme sensitivity.. NO BC GEN (being the loser he is) TRIED TO POKE SENKU WHILE HE WAS DOING AN EXPERIMENT THING AND THE MAN COULD. NOT. HANDLE. IT.

Least - Magma ; no one has tickled him before because they were scared of him so as of now tickles are no weakness to him ahaha

Toilet-Bound Hanako-kun:

Most - Mitsuba ; you cannot tell me you’d look at him and think “no he’s not ticklish at all.” no that’s impossible end of story

Least - Tsukasa ; weird /hj

Seraph of the End:

Most - Mika ; sweetest man x tickles = canon??? NO BC HES TICKLISH IN ALMOST EVERYYYYY SPOT (and yuu is sure to exploit that very fact— this isn’t supposed to be a ship kinda thing but i couldn’t resist i love them)

Least - Guren ; kinda ticklish but only on his feet and no one gets him there so as of now, he’s not ticklish at all

Black Butler:

Most - Ciel ; NAH BC HES SO TICKLISH LIKE ITS ACTUALLY CRAZY like he’s the reason sebastian learned so much about tickling and the demon was lowkey surprised at his volume lolzzz

Least - Lizzy ; kinda funny but ciel and her are polar opposites.. of course she’s still ticklish jist not as much and only in a few spots which just adds to her lessened sensitivity

Tower of God:

Most - Khun ; it’s really funny and amusing to baam and rak because they’d never expect the toughest person they know to be so ticklish that he’s curled up into a ball while laughing his head off LMAOO his embarrassment over the situation just makes his sensitivity worse

Least - Rak ; idkkk his species just isn’t ticklish so therefore he isn’t either

Yuri!!! on Ice:

Most - Yuri Plisetsky ; FEISTY SHORT BLONDE DIES FROM TICKLES *NOT CLICKBAIT* no bc it’s so funny bc even tho he’s a brat (lovingly), he just falls apart i’m crying plsss

Least - J.J. ; i mean kinda???? but honestly i can’t really see it, yknow??

Fruits Basket:

Most - Kyo ; angry cat boy gets tickled too often and it’s funny bc HES SO FREAKING TICKLISH like he’s literally trying to conceal his squeals and failing at the lightest touches like you could accidentally graze his skin in passing and he’s fighting for his life—

Least - Shigure ; he just isn’t ticklish. at all. like i’m not even serious, if you try to tickle him he’s just gonna watch you all amused and stuff

Tears of Themis:

Most - Luke ; no bc he’s such a puppy kinda sweetie and the fact that it’s literally canon that he has a ticklish tummy??? he’s so cute and definitely the most ticklish imo

Least - Artem ; no work, only business i’m sorry that’s not true but he just gives me vibes where the most you could get out of him would be a quick chuckle and even that could be hard to obtain in itself

Steven Universe:

Most - Steven ; no bc his little stomach is so so sensitive when you squeeze it and you just want to melt because he’s literally dying-

Least - Garnet (as a fusion only) okayyyy so this ones a little weird but ruby and sapphire and both ticklish (ruby more than sapphire) but when they’re fused, all that ticklishness is just like *poof* gone. maybe it’s like because garnet is very.. stony????? IDK HOW TO DESCRIBE IT AHH

She-ra and the Princesses of Power:

Most - Adora ; she’s just like… okay if tickle scales existed it would be a 1000000/10 and i’m not even kidding like she’s gonna kick, she’s gonna screech, she’s gonna squirm. bro she can’t take tickles at allllll

Least - Shadow Weaver ; crusty dusty no tickles for her lol /hj no she’s just not ticklish ig

The Owl House:

Most - Amity ; she’s so tough and so so… ticklish. she literally can’t even think straight if anyone tries to wreck her someone save her

Least - Eda ; okay i genuinely couldn’t tell you why but she’s pretty ticklish but when everyone else is like a 1000x more sensitive it still makes her the least ticklish.. that’s kinda funny lol

[stickswrites]

Haikyuu Cuddling Headcanons

Cuddling headcanons with some of our favorite bois

Characters: Suga, Iwaizumi, Daichi, and Akaashi

Pairings: Sugaxgn!reader, Iwaizumixgn!reader, Daichixgn!reader, Akaashixgn!reader

Warnings: None, just pure fluff

Notes: My first time writing headcanons! I’m pretty happy with how they turned out. I love these boys with all my heart! I got a little carried away with Iwa and Akaashi’s tho. Whoops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Suga

baby boy loves his cuddles

Suga loves to have you facing him and being able to cradle you in his arms

especially if you guys get to have a conversation

he just loves to look at the adorable bean in his arms and appreciate them as much as he can

sometimes, after a long day, he’ll want to just be held and fall asleep

this means him laying on top of you with his arms around your waist and his head on your chest

lowkey makes it a bit hard to breathe when he falls asleep like that but you let him sleep anyway because he’s an angel and deserves rest after dealing with the children team

I firmly believe that this boy sleep talks sometimes

sometimes it’ll just be gibberish, but other times he’ll just babble on about how much he loves you

if you fall asleep on him while cuddling, it’s a 50/50 chance between whether he’ll stay still and just look at you or if he’s gonna be a little sh*t and slowly push you off the couch or bed

100/10 would recommend cuddles with Suga

Iwaizumi

hoo boy I love this man

he do be stressed tho

cuddles are Iwa’s way of winding down from dealing with Oikawa and the rest of the team, but still spend quality time with you

sometimes he’ll be the big spoon and just hold you close to him and tangle your legs together

when he does that, he usually just needs a recharge and the only responses you’ll get from him will be him agreeing or disagreeing with you through hums and grunts

of course he doesn’t always need to just recharge and wants to tell you about what happened at practice or whatever dumb thing Oikawa did that day

during those cuddle sessions he’ll lay his head in your lap while you run your fingers through his hair

he’ll tell you about what Oikawa said or something Mattsun and Makki did (because we all know that they’re the troublemakers of the team) while trying to act like he doesn’t enjoy your fingers in his hair as much as he does

he’s got a reputation to uphold dammit

once Iwa tells you about his day, he’ll listen intently as you tell him about yours

he’ll make sarcastic comments every now and then to make sure you know he’s paying attention

if you keep running your fingers through his hair tho, he’s asleep within minutes

I seriously just need me an Iwa-chan to cuddle

if he falls asleep while you’re talking to him tho, he will feel so bad when he wakes up and make sure you know that it’s not because he doesn’t care about your day.

Iwa will actually get so flustered if you fall asleep on him, even if you’ve been dating for a while

it just baffles him how his partner can be so adorable and is just so at ease with him

he’ll just stare at you for a few minutes, stiff as a board so that he won’t wake you up, before pulling you closer and falling asleep himself

will definitely tease you about falling asleep on him

20/10 would recommend cuddles with Iwa

Daichi

I feel like Daichi would absolutely love to have you laying on his chest while he cuddles you closer

he would make some cheesy comment about how it lets you hear his heart that beats for you

you’d probably groan at the cheesiness but you both know that you love it when he says stuff like that

he loves it when you take one of his hands and start absentmindedly tracing his palm with your fingers

soft conversations definitely happen when you’re cuddling if you’re both feeling up to it

honestly, Daichi just loves to be able to hold you after a long day of dealing with the first-years

he’d also be the kind of person that would not want to ever move once you get comfortable

he follows the universal rule that if your partner falls asleep on you, you stay still and appreciate the person sleeping on you

if you do fall asleep while cuddling, he’ll just smile softly at you and stroke your hair and appreciate how you look when you’re completely at peace

he takes this time to just study every little thing about your face and always finds something else about you to fall in love with

when you wake up, he 100% says “good morning, sleepy head” every time, without fail

Might lightly tease you about how you fell asleep on him, but you both know he loves it because of the fond smile on his face

10000000/10 recommend cuddles with Daichi I need one now lol

Akaashi

another stressed boi

Akaashi is another one that will lay on top of you and just hug you tight and probably fall asleep on you

running your fingers through his hair is a surefire way to get him to sleep and relax

you’ll always know when he fully relaxes because his weight on you will increase and he’ll let out a content sigh

cuddle sessions with Akaashi are generally pretty quiet with hardly any, if any at all, speaking

it’s not because he doesn’t want to hear about your day and whatever happened

it’s just because he wants to be able to just breathe in your presence and relax

when you guys have conversations, he’s probably still cuddling

but cuddle sessions with talking always happen with Akaashi holding you rather than the other way around

the most common way for these conversations to happen is with your back laying on his chest and his hands wrapped around your waist

he’ll either be playing with your fingers, tapping a beat on your tummy, or rubbing the palms of your hands

he’ll also sometimes nuzzle his nose into the crook of your neck while you’re talking

after these conversations, you’ll probably both fall asleep with the tv playing a show that you’ve both seen multiple times as white noise

even if Akaashi doesn’t fall asleep, he’ll sit there and watch you while you sleep

his favorite thing to see is you dreaming because he’ll see your eyes fluttering around under your closed lids and occasionally you’ll make the most adorable little noises

this boy just loves you so much and when you wake up he’ll give you a kiss on your temple and squeeze you tightly for a few seconds before you both get up to do whatever you need to do

if there’s nothing either of you have to do though, you’ll just sit next to each other on the couch and watch a show together

∞/10 would recommend cuddles with Akaashi

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Like I said, this was my first time writing headcanons as well as my first time writing for any of the Haikyuu boys, so I really hope I did them justice 😂 If you have any characters you want me to write for or headcanons, send me an ask, dm, or leave a comment! If you wanna be tagged in future Haikyuu headcanons, let me know!

🌟Sticks🌟

[sapphicnymphie]

*softly blushes* not as sweet as you tho :) and i get that starbucks coffee is super strong at least that’s how i remember it it’s been a while cause all coffee upsets my tummy so i’ve turned to their other kind of drinks for caffeine hehehe i’ve never had dunkins coffee but i love their donuts

*chuckles softly* nah i disagree doll. where i live we have a place called duck donuts and they make the best donuts ever

[imagines-mha]

Type of s/o is a nice idea ! The same question for the Bakusquad + Tokoyami ?♡

Damn i love this. Treat them like the kings (and queen) they are and you’ll be flying. Love u 💕💫

I GOT CARRIED AWAY AND WROTE HE EQUIVALENT TO GENESIS 3. OOPS

Bakugo

💥 You and i know Bakugo. He is angry, he is stubborn, he is trying his best. And while some may say he needs someone like that, on his wavelength- naw i disagree

He is his mother all over- and he honestly needs someone like his dad

He needs an s/o where opposites attract comes into play, cus if they were both like Bakugo- lets be real i don’t think they’d come out ALIVE

💥 Someone who’s calm, yet ambitious. Who can relate to him in a way where they feel similar to him, but react in a different way to it than he does (eg- someone with an inferiority complex, but who’s calmer about it)

He needs someone who understands him, so an s/o going through shit in life, but who’s also trying to overcome it all would be ideal for him

Just grow with him anon

💥 He also needs someone affectionate. He trusts very little people, so you would have to be so damn patient

Bakugo is the most ‘anti-pda’ bitch in daylight. The second the sun goes down? He is soft™️

He’s gonna need someone who’ll just sit in his lap, let him play with their hair and snuggle up to him- and act like it’s natural. Ie- if he shows you affection- don’t tease him for being soft. It takes a lot for him to do it

You’ll have to support him, but also remind him its okay to take breaks. He will be stubborn and may snap, but he’s trying his ABSOLOUTE best so love him and cherish him for it

Kirishima

❤️ babie. Little fucking angel. He puts the stars in my eyes.

This boy. Has a heart so huge, so full of love and affection and emotion. He will literally cherish you from day one and he won’t even expect you to do the same

But psa. You better do the same. Or else.

He needs someone affectionate i’m sorry. Someone who’s gonna shower him in love and kisses and support because he literally deserves the world.

He’s a real prince of a boy- and he’s looking for his other half. Break his heart and suffer the consequences of being a horrible human being for the rest of your life

❤️ He is a little self conscious sometimes. Justttt a little- but that means he needs someone who’s going to reassure him and help him work through all of that

He’ll need someone to sit with him and cheer for how far he’s come today, but also to hold him whenever he feels like he’s still at the bottom of his mountain you feel me.

Every little success in life you guys will celebrate hand in hand. Passed a test? Date time!! Had a bad day? Snuggles until you smile!!

He will give you his all- all his time and attention and heart; and it’s only natural you do the same

❤️ He needs someone who also knows how to laugh

He wants to have a water fight at 3am cus its summer and you guys are bored. He wants to order pizza with you and eat it until he literally can’t handle anymore and he’s lying on you whining while you rub his tummy and laugh at him teasingly

He just needs someone he can be himself around and not feel judged- someone who’ll accept him for him

Kaminari

⚡️ My boy. He needs someone who will love him just the way he is. Even if sometimes he makes you want to just whack his head off he wall

He’s naturally funny- and i can see him appreciating someone who was the same. He wouldn’t really work well with someone stuck up and too-high-class

He needs someone chill, down to earth- who knows exactly how to have a good time

⚡️ That doesn’t necessarily mean he wants a party animal either. You could be the biggest introvert but still attract his attention

As long as you can appreciate his humour, make him laugh and show him affection and maybe turn him on, you’re a keeper

My boy loves snuggles. He’ll sweep you up and eskimo kiss you, snuggling right into you and telling you over and over how gorgeous you are and how much you mean to him. Please tell him it back. Match his puppy like energy when you see him. He’ll be so happy

⚡️he also needs someone who’s gonna look past that ‘stupid kaminari’ exterior. Someone maternal and caring

He wants someone to love him for Denki- a slightly less stupid boy who works extremely hard, even though it may not always pay off

Celebrate with him when he succeeds and cheer him up when he doesn’t. Just be there to hold him and to love him through everything dude because he needs it and he’ll do he same to you

Sero

🧡 *cracks knuckles and leans close so my lips touch the mic* Someone who’s going to spoil him like the absoloute prince he is. That’s it.

Sero is actually just looking for someone to match his energy: positive, chill and supportive

He probably would clash with you if you were like a Sharpay-Evans-esque person. Although another part of me thinks that would be cute idk tho just as long as u love him.

🧡 He’s nervous when he has a crush. Don’t even think about teasing him about it, because his friends do that enough

He’ll go to great lengths to make sure you’re alright, and he would need someone who would appreciate that and thank him

Do not take him for granted. He has a lot of self-confidence and love, and he was raised to keep his head held high. If he feels like you aren’t appreciating him for that, then he won’t be interested

🧡 He’s a huge dork, but he also gives me sk8er boi hippie vibes™️ so basically he’s the full package 😎

Kinda looking for someone who’s the same- who would appreciate just hanging out at a park together or going for a walk. He’s not one for extravagant outings- he just loves your company and being out in the open- so someone adventurous too

Mina

💕 lmao MY GIRL. Needs someone who’s gonna treat her like a queen

She is clingy as heck and when she’s in a relationship, prepare to be literally smothered in her love and affection 24/7

She’ll need someone to match all her positivity, but also someone to hold her whenever she’s frightened

💕 Someone lively would best suit her. She’s well liked and super sociable, like hell she’ll wanna just dance with you

If you’re the type to wanna sit inside- she’ll appreciate it, but you’ll need to appreciate the fact she’s gonna be out a lot. She gets bored super easily

She’ll also need someone who’s gonna accept her craziness. She’s so spontaneous- and she’d love for you to be the same way

She wants to just dance around and sing at the top of her lungs with you, run the streets holding your hand, play hide and seek and not care etc- she’ll want someone immature

💕 However she loves to be dominant. She’ll pull your head to snuggle her and you’ll just have to accept it so it would be better if you were naturally submissive

She’ll baby you. She just has some sort of motherly nature in her when she gets sleepy and it’ll make you want to sit on her lap and kiss her forever

But also as i said someone who can handle the clinginess cus she’ll literally want to touch you 24/7 its adorable

Tokoyami

🖤 This boy. He is a prince of darkness. But he is just. So. Lovely.

While ok yeah. I can see him with an emo- a goth gf/bf/nb who will match his level of black and his insanely dark quotes, but you know what would be cute?

Him with a pastel s/o like hear me out

Someone who appreciates the world around them and spreads positivity while wearing shades of bright pinks and blues. Someone who’s like a ray of sunshine to compliment his darkness

🖤 He needs someone with similar interests to him. If they love the night sky, and are appreciative of the stars- he could talk to them forever

He’s an intellectual, noone really gets what he’s saying half of the time. So having an s/o who shares interests such as the beauty in darkness, astrology, black magic etc or music would mean a lot to him

When you speak to him, you’ll feel like you’re talking to a billionaire and it’s wonderful. However he doesn’t need someone who matches that, he knows he won’t find it. What he needs is someone who appreciates him for his words and interests

🖤 he can get a little self conscious- so someone who will tell him hes beautiful (THE TRUTH) and reassure him that he’s all they’ll ever need is essential to him even if he won’t admit it

Of course, he needs a romantic. Someone who isn’t afraid to play into an old-fashioned fairytale romance. Pick him flowers, call him darling. Love is so precious, and to him there’s nothig better than having something straight out of a story

[dirtyahs]

A Day Spent with Councilman Kai Anderson. (Part 3.)

hi friends!! I got another Kai request so i just decided to combine those prompt requests into part three :) 

Thank you @slytherinintj13 for the request! I hope you enjoy <3 (i forgot to include prompt #18 tho im sorry)

Prompts: “You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad.” + “I dare you.”

Word Count: 2,778

People I think would enjoy this: @evanfuckingpeters @stellaholland @reaperprincess89 @whydonthumansfly

Warnings: choking, hitting, hair pulling, spitting, degradation, breathplay overall super rough kinky shit

You sighed as your hands moved through the racks of formal dresses, searching desperately for the right one. Just like most things, you put this off until the last minute and the council meeting was tomorrow night. You and Kai had been talking regularly since your last interaction and were getting closer and closer.

You found yourself falling asleep under a blanket with him, missing his touch when he got up to get more wine from the kitchen. You never thought you'd fall for someone as extreme as he is, but even though you disagreed with him politically, he was smart as hell and you admired his passion. Not to mention, the sex got better and better. He pushed your limits, but always respected your boundaries. You had never been able to find a partner that could be as rough as you wanted, but Kai did it with ease. Aftercare was a work in progress, but you expected that. He would awkwardly cuddle you for a few minutes, but soon enough get up to go work on something else. He was trying though and you did see an improvement. 

You had a few dresses slung over your arm as you made your way to the dressing room. You weren't exactly sure what Kai wanted you to wear, but you knew you wanted to tease him just enough. Maybe do a little harmless flirting to get yourself in trouble later that night. The first several dresses were terrible. They didn't flatter you right or just weren't as cute as you had initially thought. But after what felt like fifty different dresses, you found the one. It was black and velvety, thin straps crossing along the open back, low cut enough that it was tasteful, but still something that would drive your man absolutely crazy. You picked a pair of cherry red heels to match his tie and were on your way back to his place. You had been spending a fair amount of time there and he was surprisingly welcome of all of your things in his space. 

"I'm back!" You called into the kitchen, trying to hide everything you had just purchased - you wanted to surprise him tomorrow evening.

"How'd it go?" He gave you a quick smile before glancing at your bag.

"I found everything I needed." You grinned up at him, "But it's a secret until tomorrow." You smirked at him playfully, turning around to walk upstairs. He followed you, bringing his hand down against your ass teasingly.

"Why won't you just show me?" He whined, sitting on the bed you two had now gotten used to sharing.

"Because!" You started, "I just want it to be a surprise." You planted a kiss on his cheek, his hands instinctively trying to wrap around your waist. 

"I bought the sluttiest dress imaginable." You whispered to him, hoping he'd pick up on your joke. He did, pulling your body down on top of his.

"Yeah? Sounds perfect for my little whore." He growled, grabbing fistfuls of your ass with his words.

"Yeah, I'm going to flirt with all of the other councilmen, maybe show them how dirty I can be." It was fun to rile him up, it always made for extra rough, extra dominant Kai. 

“I dare you." He hissed, "See what happens." The day had gone by shockingly fast, and you had been in the bathroom for several hours. Kai was minutes away from breaking the door down and dragging you out by your hair, but you finished just in time. You took one last look in the mirror at your perfectly curled hair and "natural" smokey eye and smiled. You felt more confident than usual and you couldn't wait for Kai to see you.

"It's about damn time!" He huffed when he heard the bathroom door open, turning to face you, eyes immediately going wide.

"Perfection takes time though..." His tone changed quickly, his hands sliding over the velvet material hugging your hips.

"So this is okay?" You looked up at him, straightening his tie.

"More than okay. You're going to show up every old bat in that place." He smirked, making you chuckle. His young age had always been a point media tried to make to show his lack of experience. He had a high approval rating though. You thought it was because you'd convinced him to tone it down a bit, but he'd never admit that. You linked arms with Kai, him leading you inside the large, expensive looking dining hall. Everything was pristine and white, red and blue flowers adding pops of color on every table. It wasn't long before Kai had you two in the center of a conversation, mixing with other councilmen.

"Kai Anderson! It's great to meet you." An older man stuck out his hand for Kai to shake, giving him a big veneered smile. Kai responded with a firm handshake, immediately introducing you to the man.

This is my girlfriend, (Y/N)." Kai grinned, watching as you extended your hand also. You didn't have time to be shocked about him introducing you as his girlfriend. He'd never called you that before. You didn't think he had any interest in being completely monogamous, but that was going to be a conversation for later. This was your chance to get under his skin.

"It's so wonderful to meet you, sir." You flashed him a flirtatious smile, flicking your hair over your shoulder.

"Kai has always told me how much respect he has for a man like you." You gave him a sneaky look up and down, almost able to feel your "boyfriends" eyes boring into your exposed back. His hand met the skin on your back gently and you pulled back from the older man whose cheeks were now dusted red. "Beautiful girl you've got, councilman." He nodded before turning around to escape the situation. Never letting his camera ready smile fade, Kai leaned down into your ear, growling quietly,

"What the fuck do you think you're doing?"You looked up with the best innocent doe eyes you could manage.

"I don't know what you're talking about." You couldn't help but flinch a bit when his hand tightened on the small of your back.

"Watch yourself..." He hissed, leaning back up to tower over you, his words sending a chill down your spine, the excitement rising in your tummy. The night went on, you continued flirting with the older men specifically, Kai's hands protectively touching your back the whole night. He continued introducing you as his girlfriend.You had been especially friendly to the councilman of a major city in Arizona, leaving Kai's side to bring him a drink, putting your hand on his shoulder when you talked to him, making sure your cleavage was perfectly visible. You could see the anger building behind Kai's eyes, constantly watching the clock to see when it'd finally be time to go home. The room had began to quiet and people started to fizzle out. It was down to you and Kai and a few other couples all sitting around a table.

"I think it's about time for us to head home." Kai said, linking his fingers with yours. Your heart was racing. You two said your goodbye's to everyone and you made sure to give a tight hug to the man you had been playing with earlier, Kai now visibly angry, forcing you to walk faster than you were comfortable with.

"I don't know what the fuck you think you're doing," He started, leading you outside without looking at you at all. "But the amount of disrespect you showed me tonight was unbelievable." He hissed, opening your car door for you still.

"Kai-" He cut you off sharply.

"I'm going to fucking ruin you when we get home." He growled quietly, closing the door a bit too hard after you sat down. The car ride was silent but you felt the heat between your thighs, trying to mentally prepare yourself for the harsh level of degradation you were bound to receive moments from now. Kai's jaw was clenched tightly, his knuckles turned white from his tight grip on the steering wheel. He pulled messily into the driveway, crooked as all hell.

"Get inside." He demanded and you weren't about to question him. You stepped out, heels clicking along the cement to the front door, walking inside before Kai. The door slammed so loud the walls shook. Kai's hand tangled in your hair, pulling you so your back was against the door.

"Do you think that was funny? What you pulled tonight?" He was yelling at you now, his free hand pinning your waist against the door.

"Kai I don't know what you're talking about." You choked out, but you knew damn well what he was referring to.

"Don't play dumb with me, (Y/N). Flirting with every man in that room? Bringing them drinks, hugging them before you left? You trying to whore yourself out to all the men with more money than me? As if I don't take good enough care of you?" His nose was almost touching yours now and his hands still held you tightly.

 "Kai-""Shut the fuck up." He hissed, his erection pressed against your leg he was so close to you.

"You're so fucking hot when you're mad." You smiled, watching his jaw clench once again, face turning red. He kicked your legs apart, hiking your dress up and touching your exposed core.

"So you wanted this? You wanted to piss me off." He hissed, "And now your pussy is soaked from me degrading you." In one sharp movement his hand crashed down against your cheek, a sadistic smile spreading over his lips.

"You want to act like a whore then I'm going to treat you like one. Get on your knees." You obeyed immediately, watching from the ground as he untucked his shirt and loosened his red tie, unhooking the clasp on his slacks, pushing them and his boxers down to his mid-thigh.

"Open." You did.

He smacked his cock against your tongue a few times, 

"You dirty bitch. You wanted to get me angry so I'd fuck you rough." With those words he forced his full length down your throat, making you gag immediately. 

"Oh what? Isn't this what my little whore wanted?" He hissed, pulling out only to slam down your throat once again, your eyes pinching closed to try and stop the tears from falling.

"Open your eyes. I want to see how pathetic and desperate you are." You listened, looking up at him as blackened tears fell from your waterline. He was fucking your throat now, snapping his hips forward rapidly.

"For such a dirty bitch your mouth makes such a good fuck toy for my cock." He was angry - genuinely angry. And it only aided to the wetness between your thighs. You gagged as he pushed balls deep, making him chuckle. One of his hands came down and pinched your nose so you couldn't breathe.

“I own you." He hissed, looking down at you."I own you. This mouth belongs to me, your pussy belongs to me, every breath you take belongs to me."

The tears were flowing now, your face was covered in watered down eyeliner, nude lipstick smeared over your cheeks. You tried to nod the best you could, watching his face twist with pleasure. What felt like several minutes had passed and he pulled from your throat and released your nose at the same time, making you cough and gasp, airways finally cleared.

"Get up." You looked up at him, fingertips shaking.

"Did you not hear me? I said get up, whore." He took a fistful of your hair at the top of your head and forced you up, making you cry out.

"You wanted this." Was all he said before tearing your dress down your shoulders, letting it pool around your feet, exposing your naked body, just in the red heels now.

"Get upstairs. I want you bent over the bed when I get up there." He shoved you forward by your hair and you nodded.

"Yes sir." Your voice was shaky. Your legs felt weak but you pushed yourself up the stairs, making your way to the bedroom and bending over the bed like he told you to. You left your heels on. Your breath hitched when you heard the door close behind Kai and he snickered to himself.

"So my little girl actually can listen." His hands slid over the curves of your ass, smacking firmly. You looked at him to see his tie in his hand now, shirt unbuttoned.

"Since you kept running your mouth tonight," He wrapped his tie around your head, "I don't want to hear you anymore." He tied it in a knot behind your head, gagging you to force you into silence.

"How are you feeling?" He teased, knowing you couldn't respond but you tried. A warped "good" came out of your throat and he chuckled.

"I'm going to change that." And he moved out of your line of vision. You knew exactly where he was though when he littered your ass with painful spanks, covering you in bright red hand prints. You cried out with every one, but it only made him laugh to hear your pathetic whines.

"Why should I fuck you, hm?" He hissed, running one long finger over your soaked folds.

"Please..." You tried, hardly audible with the makeshift gag in your mouth.

"Do you deserve it?" His hands were running over the burning flesh of your ass now, somewhat cooling the pain. You nodded quickly.

"You think flirting with other men makes you good enough for me to fuck?" His words cut through you, 

"The only reason I'm going to give you anything is to prove who you belong to. I'm going to fuck you stupid, bitch." 

He spanked you again, forcing more tears to fall from your tear ducts. "Understand me?" You nodded, your inner thighs soaked with your excitement. Your heart jumped when you heard him kick his slacks aside, followed by his shirt sliding down his arms and onto the floor.

"Regardless of you acting like a dirty whore, you're my dirty whore." He hissed before spitting between your thighs, sliding two fingers along your soaking wet folds. You whimpered but nodded, if you could speak you'd be begging for him to fuck you. You tried your best to grind your hips against him, trying to plead the best way you knew how in this situation. All he did was laugh before grabbing your hips to hold them steady before slamming every thick inch into your soaked pussy.

You arched your back, still managing a choked out scream even with the tie in your mouth. Kai gave you no time to adjust to him now deep inside you, but immediately began thrusting in and out with no mercy. It hurt, but in the best way possible and you didn't want him to stop. He was growling through clenched teeth, 

"Could any of those old bastards fuck you like this? Hm?" You shook your head in reply, fists clenching the white sheets beneath you.

"No sir..." You tried, but failed. You just about screamed when one hand pulled the knot behind your head, his red tie soaked with your spit falling out of your mouth.

"Talk to me whore, tell me what I want to hear." He took a fistful of your hair and pulled you up so your back was flush against his chest, his breath was hot on your neck.

"I'm sorry sir! I wanted to make you angry." You croaked, hands searching now for something to hold on to. "None of them could fuck me like you! No one could ever fuck me like you!" 

He smacked your cheek, smirking against your neck.

"Good girl..." He hissed, letting out a parched groan, suddenly spilling his load deep inside of you, each of you moaning in unison.

"I-I'm close too, sir." But with your desperate words, he pulled out of you abruptly, pushing you back down to bend over.

"You think you deserve to cum? After your little stunt?" He chuckled, watching as you collapsed onto your stomach, tears pricking at your eyes.

"Kai, I said I'm sorry." You whined, looking over your shoulder at him, he was shaking his head.

"Too bad princess, this is your punishment." He flahsed you a playful smirk and kissed your head, running his thumb over your cheek.

"Change and take this makeup off, I'll be downstairs with Netflix on. Maybe if you behave, I'll change my mind."

[irepookie]

Infinity Ch.6- Of Unicorns and Fairies.

Summary: QUEEN AU where Roger Taylor is a young single dad struggling to make it into music industry.

Warnings: not really. Just fluff, sappiness and swearwords here and there

Disclaimer : I don't own the pictures. The boys are based on Queen, (but slightly changed for the sake of the plot). Piper, Gina and Callie are mine.

So, I’ve decided to change the names back for this chapter, just because.

Found this pic on Tumblr, don’t remember where. Sorry. 

None of the boys would ever forget the first time they met their niece...

It was four days after Rog and Piper's first day at home. All he seemed to do was feed, being puked on, change, being peed/ pooped on, not sleep, survive on coffee, walk around, feed, being puked on... Oh, and cry. Sometimes it was just impossible not to join her.

Besides, if she didn't decide to grow out of the skin to skin thing and found another way to content herself soon, Rog was going to catch some serious cold.

That's why he was happy to get a call from the boys, that gave him a reason to walk out of the feed-puke-change cycle for a while. Also he was glad to speak with somebody without cooing.

All of that said, the prospect of leaving the house for the first time with Piper was scary.

"C'mon Rog, we gotta knock the last demo out before we can send the album" Brian insisted, when he said he'd <<think about it>>.

"And we wanna meet her!" Fred's voice chimed in from the background.

"You do?" He replied above her cries as he laid her on her tummy so she rested across his forearm. "Shhhhh"

"Of course!" Brian reassured. "She's our niece!"

"I don't know man..." He trailed off,  looking down at his kid, who screamed for no apparent reason, making him feel a total useless man for the third time that morning. "She isn't feeling well. And honestly I'm feeling like a piece of  shit too. Haven't slept in 5 days" he then softened his tone looking down at the little girl as he swayed her side to side in a vain attempt to calm the two of them down. "Hush Princess. You're alright."

"C'mon. Don't make us go there. We expect you there at 3..."

"3 Is tummy time" he said automatically.

"Tummy time? What the hell??" Brian had the same reaction he had when reading about it. It did sound ridiculous if you didn't know what it was about

"Yes it's... Lay her on her stomach so she'll eventually learn to hold her head and stuff. It's very important."

He tried to remember the long list of benefits he had read countless times in the books, but his brain told him to piss off.

"And how long does that take you?" The guitarist sighed.

"Oh just a couple minutes but she can get a bit cranky and that's like... I don't know, the time to get her settled down is different each time and... Right after that it's her feed, and I wanna do that here just in case she gets sick on me which is apparently like her own little Olympic sport so then I'll have to bath her and get her ready. And then... Look, 4-4:15 sounds alright? She'll be asleep by then and I'll have time for one song."

"Ufff..  I'm exhausted just from hearing you pal." Brian chuckled. "Okay, come at 4. We'll get our parts recorded so you do yours when you get there. So our silly mistakes won't ruin your tempo" he mocked.

"Yea, yes whatever." Rog chuckled too, feeling the nappy to see if that was the problem.

"But if you don't like our arrangement,. you can fuck yourself okay?"

"What-fucking-ever mate." He replied. The nappy was not wrong, and he was running out of goddamn ideas.

"John asks if You still remember to play." Brian laughed.

Rog didn't dignify that with a reply and simply hung up to focuse on his daughter. She had to be fine! "Hey baby, what's wrong? C'mon," he pleaded "I've just fed you, and you can't be dirty yet. So what's the matter, hon? Give me a clue and I swear I'll figure it out but I need your help darl'." He began to pace around the small apartment, and placed his hand on her back for support.

He adored her, really, but for someone who couldn't even roll on herself, or anything at all by herself, she kept him on his toes and worn out.

"Come on, come... Oww." Just as requested, Piper replied to his questions by puking all over him. Fuck. He always forgot to burp her after the feeds! He just couldn't remember it when he had to. And the Prune always made him pay the price. He sighed, giving in to the cycle again.

Thankfully, just as Rog had predicted, by 4 Piper had settled into sleep, after being changed, fed, and everything. She was all ready to go. And so was Rog. Or so he thought.

Had he grabbed enough formula? What if he lost a pinky? Better get them all. It was February, maybe she'd get cold so he grabbed a few more blankets. And a parenting book just in case something new happened he didn't know how to handle. Oh and a change of clothes, and half a packet of nappies. And some toys so she wouldn't get bored. Okay, now they were ready to... Oh fuck, where had he left the car keys?!

To put a long story short, he basically ended up stuffing three extra bags into the car "just in case" but almost forgot Piper inside.

Meanwhile, in the studio….

"He's late." Fred pointed out when the clock ticked 5 and their drummer still hadn't shown up. That was usually Fred, who was often late and even tho Rog came close second, it was unlike him to take this long.

Then again, Rog was pretty much unlike himself lately.

"Do you think they're fine?"

"Sure. Maybe he's just fallen asleep." John reassured.

"Maybe he's had to go back cause he's forgotten the baby." Fred giggled. That would be something Rog was totally capable of.

Suddenly the door opened, and Rog entered with a bag one hand Piper's car seat on the other. His hair couldn't be messier if he tried, and... Was that vomit on his shoulder?

"This is she then?"

"The one and only." Rog beamed proudly as he set the carseat where they could all have a look at his newborn daughter.

"She's... " Brian raised an eyebrow, not really sure of what to say. "Um... what's the regular comment?"

"Oh you can say it. She's a prune." Rog admitted, while readjusting the green blanket on her for the 10th time since they had left home. She was wearing 5 layers plus the blanket, and honestly looked so cozy Rog was proud of himself; if he managed to end this first outing without the prune catching a cold, he'd consider this a success.

They nodded in agreement. She was a . wrinkly thing for sure.

"And this is nothing compared to how she looked on her birth day." Rog continued. "But she's a beautiful prune. My lil' raisin" he smiled softly at her before glaring menacingly at his band mates. "And I will punch the shit out of whoever disagrees."

The other three laughed nervously, instinctively backing up a little. They knew Rowan Queen wasn't one to joke about punching.

"She's one cute prune." John agreed a smile from ear to ear, going to hug his friend, soon joined by the other two.

"Em, what's that smell?" Fred said, as they all scrunched their noses and looked down at the carseat.

"I don't smell anything."

"Well, pal... She must've killed your nasal nerves or something cause... Damn" Brian said

"But she can't... I mean she's just gone." Rog leaned over to sniff around his daughter sides so he wouldn't disturb her. "Nope. Not her."

Fred leaned over him and breathed. "When was the last time you took a shower, man?"

The thoughtful expression on their friend's face was all the answer they needed.

"It's you" they all said at once.

"Aw, fuck really tho?" Rog smelt his armpit. "I still don't smell anything"

"Brain defense mechanism." Brian pointed out. "Oh wait you missed that biology class cause you were hangover again."

"Shut up, Brian. I'm hella sleep deprived you don't want to mess with me."

The others chuckled. He was the embodiment of exhaustion, but something had changed. He looked... Happier somehow. And still capable of punching someone in the face if tempted.

"So, let's begin." Rog clapped his hands together, anxious to finally get back behind the drums.

"Wait, you just gonna leave her here?" Ren asked.

"Yes. I can see her just fine from my spot. C'mon." He leaned over to kiss her forehead and entered the booth.

"Ain't getting in there with you, stinky dumpster." John scrunched up his nose.

"You're the ones who wanted me to be in the studio." Rog crossed the door and sat on his beloved stool. Damn it felt good to be back.

He had been so busy with Pips he hadn't really thought about drums, but now he realized how much he needed this.

"Where do we begin?"

"Sandstorm. Remember?" Brian smirked.

"Yes you just... Get the stick, hit the snares..." John joked.

"Don't forget the metal yellow Chinese hats. They're cymbals."  Fred chimed in too.

"And that pedal you have there? That's a base drum, very important."

He rolled his eyes, but played along, after letting his eyes flick to Pips. "How? Like this?" He played badly on purpose.

"Yes, lastly, there's a thing called rhythm , y'know? Try now?" Fred added.

His eyes flicked again to Pip, who stirred slightly. "Okay enough bullshit. Let's get started."

They did it in one take as he didn't lose tempo at all. Infact he was somewhat proud of himself for still having the skill on the kit. (Because, it had been less than two weeks since he had last sat on the stool, but it felt like years.) He also found his eyes flicking to his Piper every ten seconds or so, feeling the compulsive need to make sure he was fine.

Of course she was. She was sleeping in the car seat, nothing was gonna happen.

Timing was perfect. Just as the song was ending, he saw her begin to squirm in her car seat.

He finished the final bit with his eyes nailed on her, even sped up the tempo unconsciously, anxious to finish so he could get to her.

The other members noticed, of course, but didn't say anything when following his gaze towards the squirming infant and figuring out. They'd re-do the last bit later. That could wait. But watching Roger Taylor  interact with a baby -not any baby, but HIS own baby- was something as unimaginable for them at that point as seeing a fairy riding a flying yellow unicorn.

They didn't know what to expect.

"Hello sweetheart." He cooed, exiting the soundproofed glass to the table where her carseat sat and lifting her small squirming body to his sweaty chest. "Hey my love. Hey. Hush. Shush.  What is it? What's the matter darling?" He cooed, kissing her forehead. She was unusually warm. "Hey, you're feeling hot baby? Hmm? Well let me take care of that."

He lowered her to the couch and unswaddled her before taking another layer out. Maybe he had overdressed her. It was the first time they were properly out and he didn't know what to expect, so he decided to stuff her into 5 layers, before bundling her up. Okay now he knew that was overdoing it. "There we are lovie. C'mere." He brought her back to his chest, a smile escaping his lips when he felt the gentle tug of her small hand wrapping around his hair.

"Shhhhh. It's alright. It's okay baby." He began to pace rythmically around the room for a few minutes, until she calmed down. "There you are, you just wanted Daddy huh? Well I missed you too lil prune" he spoke, oblivious to everything else including the three pairs of eyes following them around as if he was a unicorn holding a fairy.

Damn he was like a completely different person.

"I didn't know he was so good with kids." Brian mumbled, all his doubts and worries clearing, if only a bit, at the look in his friends eyes.

Rog had always looked like he would become the typical bachelor with no ties and no commitment. Now he just looked like someone who was desperately in love.

"Paternal instinct, gentleman" John announced. "But I'm surprised he has one, tho." He added, after a moment of consideration.

The three of them had made a bet on whether the drummer would knock someone up, and apparently he and Brian had won Fred. John had been the closest: he said he'd do it before finishing high school.

But none of them had gone beyond that. Nobody was crazy enough to ever see this outcome happening. However, from that first conversation on the phone, something in his brother's voice when he told them about his new <<Lil'raisin>> sounded just right to him. And the way he now paced the room clutching the small bundle to him as if she was a treasure, just proved his point even more.

"Daddy..." was all Fred managed to mouth out of the hundreds of thoughts flashing on his brain. He was, to put it simple, speechless, but we'll get to that later.

"You're gonna love this place when you grow up, yes you will." Rog's voice continued, as he made his way back to the table. "And we will teach you to play Everything. And I bet you will rock on drums, just like Daddy..." His heart jumped in his chest at the concept of teaching his Prune how to play.

"Yes, he's called himself Daddy without any... Sexual subtext" Brian commented back to Fred.

Oh Fred's subtext was very much so.

"Little Rog finally grown!" John grinned, startling the drummer, who jolted out his bubble and held his daughter close.

"What?!" He hissed, offering his index to the babe.

"Nothing, just..." Brian began.

"Commenting the situation." John grinned.

"Hmm" Was all Fred could hum, still transfixed in his trance.

His friends just waved it off. This had happened before, once backstage -well, if the Campus' canteen restroom counted as backstage-, while they got ready. He was fine after a while.

"Is she okay?" John nodded towards the infant, who hadn't quite settled down yet.

"Oh, yes. Just... Overheated. It's a new feeling to her, cause our home isn't exactly a warmest place, is It?" The new dad changed her to an upright position on his shoulder so he could rub comforting circles on her back. "No it's not, so we have to sleep all bundled up." He looked up at his friends "Which reminds me I need help with the crib. I don't have time to do it alone and I'm afraid to end up crushing her one night."

Well, scared is not the word. Rather <<Terrified to the point sometimes he only felt it safe to sleep on the floor.>>

"Sure mate. We can help you out while you take a well deserved and needed shower." Brian suggested.

"Sounds like a plan"

Meanwhile John approached from behind Rog to get a good look at her. She was still wrinkly, but her eyes were already captivating and John knew she would use them against all of them in no time. Of course it was too soon to make out who she looked like, let alone start trying to guess who the mother was. And... Wait, that on her forehead...  "Is she supposed to have acne already?"

"Yep. I freaked out too when I saw it was, but it'll disappear in a bit." Rog said "Wanna hold her?"

"Woah, you sharing your girls?"

"Gotta look for her pinky anyway."

John grinned and held his arms out.

"Know how it goes?" Rog questioned, without moving one muscle.

"I'm studying pediatric psychology." John said matter of factly.

"That you're studying kids don't mean you actually know what to do with them."

"You didn't even studied kids -or anything at all- and you're fine. I got a bonus."

"If you fucking drop or hurt her man..." Rog warned, suddenly insecure about letting his child go.

"Just give her over, damn." John urged.

Rog kissed her forehead and passed her to John so he had her nestled in his arms.

"All good?" Rog asked. It felt weird, after being just the two of them since they had been discharged, to see her in someone else's arms. Which was ridiculous cause he was only turn around for two minutes to look for whatever pinky that hadn't decided to hide away.

"Perfect. Stop being a moron and do what you have to do." John looked down at his niece "Hello darling Piper. I know your brain is still hardly developed at this point and you're not gonna remember any of this but I'm your uncle John and I already love you very much." And he did. He knew he'd do anything for that new little person.

"Sappy." Fred grinned, back to being his witty self again.

"You cried watching Titanic. Your argument is invalid." John replied, eyes not leaving the tiny girl, who stared back at him.

"Everyone does, always."

"It was the 10th time you watched it!"

"And I don't trust anyone who doesn't cry every time Jack..." He chose not to say it, or he'd break down just from recalling it.

"He's a silly one, that Fred, isn't he?" John cooed down at Piper, who kept looking at him with those round grey eyes, and he had a vision, or a prediction, that those eyes would make him buy her a pony in a few years time.

"I'll just never understand why people speak with that high pitched voice at kids. It's ridiculous" Brian rolled his brown eyes. He was an only child, and the youngest cousin of his family so he hadn't really got to treat with kids too often.

"Well, out of all of us You're the one  who sings like the Smurfs, so cut it." Rowan arrived with the purple pinky and carefully put it in her mouth.

"You gonna go back to sleep or you're done?" He asked with the highest note on his register, just to piss Brian off "We should probably get going to my place so I can shower while she's happy."

"Why the hurry?"

"Cause it's only matter of time before she needs something and I'm not letting you do it. Nor have the time to teach you how to change a nappy or make a bottle" he carefully took her from John and walked back to the carseat, placing her inside and slinging the bag on his shoulder.

"And for the record, you are the the one soprano here, Mr.Galileo." Brian said.

Rog pretended not to hear him, already crossing the door.

"Wow."

"Unbelievable."

"No way."

That was the general reaction to the status of Rog’s appartement, now full of empty/ half full bottles of formula instead of booze, parenting books instead of Playboy magazine and Forbes... And the smell of powder instead of Marlboro.

Just Wow.

"Holy damn Rog" Fred said, unable to hide his amazement.

"What?" He placed the carseat on the kitchen table, and stared at his daughter -who had fallen back asleep with the car's movement- while debating on whether picking her up or not.

"You live in a... This..." He didn't have a right expression to describe what his apartment had turned into

"Is this the wrong house?" Bri joked.

"Nope." He settled on taking her out and putting her on his bed while he showered.

"You live in a bloody nursery" Fred finally said.

He chuckled. "Just haven't had time to organize. Tho I've already assumed she's gonna take a shitload of room. But that's okay." he cooed, gently swaying out of reflex even though she was asleep and didn't notice.

"You've never been good at sharing..." Brian started, but Rog wasn't going to have them pointing out what they thought he could or couldn't do. He had enough with Mom.

"What is this? A kindergarten lecture?" He interrupted.

"Apparently." Fred still couldn't believe his eyes.

"Well shut up and check out the crib."

"Where had she been sleeping?" John questioned as they followed.

"With me. Well, if we can call it sleep."

After 4 days on their own, Rog had got to nearly master the art of swaddling, or burrito Rollin as he liked to call it, and while he knew the likelihood of waking her up in the process was high, he knew it was a risk worth taking. Then again it had taken him forever to get her settled and... What was the worst thing that could happen?

"I'm gonna leave her here. Try not to sit on the mattress cause that may disturb her."

"Can we talk?" Fred whispered. He wasn’t used to babies, he didn’t want to break her or something.

"Yes, and you don't have to whisper. Talk normally. But don't fight. And just... Keep an eye on her, you know?" Rog said, before disappearing into the bathroom next room.

The three men nodded, and turned to the unassembled wooden crib leaning by the wall.  It was actually big for a newborn.

"Why didn't you get a smaller one?" Deaky asked, as he examined the item.

"Cause she'll eventually grow out of it and that will mean having to buy another one." Mom had wanted to give them a present, so he asked her for money to buy a nice crib that would hopefully resist the next couple years.

"Clever."

"Hopefully this one will make it through the next two years or so. Until it’s time to move her into a bed."

"Alright. On with it."

Only 5 minutes into it, Brian noticed the kid's arms moving, as if she was having spasms.

"Errr... Should we tell Rog about it?" He asked his flatmates.

Rog also heard it, tho, and stopped the shower in panic. "Tell me what? What's going on? Is she okay?"

"Is it normal for her not to stay still?" Freddie asked

"Like her limbs are all over the place?" Bri added

"Oh, yea. Fuck you goddamn scared me men!"

"Well she was scaring us!"

"It's normal. It's..." He didn't feel like infodumping an encyclopedic speech about that. He didn't wanna be one of those people. He sighed in relief and ran the shower again. "She's okay. Don't worry."

He closed his eyes and enjoyed the warm, refreshing sensation of the water falling over him. And the relaxing sound it made. Damn, it was good to have a moment of peace without having to worry about his kid being left alone, or feeling guilty that she was next room, or worrying about her waking up with him still in the shower.

Fuck yea, he could've fallen asleep in the act. And he would have

Brian May, John Deacon, and Freddie Mercury were pretty intelligent people. Brian was a honour student, John would have also been if he hadn't caught that flu during the last term of High School, and Fred... Maybe he wasn't the most focused and self disciplined student in the room, but he was creative and witty in his own way.

However, 20 minutes after starting with the crib, they still hadn't figured out one single thing.

"The bloody instructions are in Korean!" Fred complained.

"Yea, we've noticed!" Brian replied, through gritted teeth.

"Why the actual fuck did Rog buy this shit?!"

"It was the cheapest one, for sure." John guessed, pawing around in search of the nail that had just fallen.

"Fred, that screw doesn't go there!" Brian said

"Well it didn't fit anywhere else, so I'm just gonna try in every spot until the goddamn thing gets in!" Fred had never been one for patience.

"Goddamn it..." The guitarist shook his head, running his eyes through the manual one more time, in hopes that he'd come up with something. But no.

"It can't be so fucking hard!" Fred grunted in frustration.

"Guys, I think we're losing perspective here.  We should just calm down and~"

John was interrupted when a cry broke the air, just as Rog was almost done soaping his hair.

"I'll get her. You guys figure it out" Fred announced, anxious to get away the bloody crib.

"Ha. You've never been this near a baby before. I'll do it" John said, also standing up.

"You've already held her earlier. It's my turn." Brian spoke, jumping on his feet.

"Precisely because she's already met me...".

"Oh, bullshit! You just wanna leave us here with the fucking crib!"

"Watch your mouth, Fred! There's a kid..."

"Can  any of you just fucking get my daughter?" Rog's voice called from the bathroom.

John was the fastest, and he lifted the squirming infant up with one swift movement. "Hey darling."

She kept crying, and squirming all over the place.

"You got her?" Rog asked.

"Yep. What should I do?"

"Just hold her until I get out. I'm almost done."

"Okay" he manoeuvered the infant back  in the position he had her earlier, so he wouldn't drop her.

"Just careful, don't move her about too much. I almost drop her tonight when I was making a coffee. Poor Prune's got enough frights."

His friends chuckled. Rog will be Rog. Always clumsy.

"Hey, where's the hammer?" Fred asked Brian .

"Why would you want a bloody hammer now?"

"Cause I can't roll the goddamn screw in, so I'm gonna try smashing the little fucker in!"

"You're gonna break it like that!"

"Well you got better idea? Huh? I didn't think so, so give it here!" Fred demanded, snatching the tool from Brian.

Meanwhile, John was busy trying to entertain the babe until her dad  came. Then he noticed some red scratches on her already red face, his expression changing into concern "Rog" he called over the cries and the shouting between Brian and Fred.

"Yes?" He answered, blinking the urge to sleep away.

"Something's wrong..."

"I've told you, it's normal that she moves that much. Just hold on to her..."

"No, Rog, These cuts..."

"What cuts?!" That was all Rog needed to snap out the drowsiness. The shower stopped, and he jumped out the shower.

Fred almost drops the hammer at T's foot at the sight of soaking wet naked Rog.

He. Was. Hot.

A fucking deity.

Michelangelo's David.

But of course Rog was oblivious to it. Not to the fact that he was hot, that he knew, and had taken advantage of it. Take Piper for evidence.

But what he or the other two band members ignored was that for Fred, Rog was... Everything. And he'd be lying if he didn't say he had actually drawn the Michelangelo's David with Rog's gorgeous face instead.

He'd be lying if he said the sight of his beloved with a baby hadn't made his heart melt and twist at once, and set a storm of butterflies fluttering on his whole body.

He'd be lying if he denied he loved him.

He'd be lying if he denied it, yea. But he'd lie straight away, nonetheless. He wasn't ready. He doubted he'd ever be.

Meanwhile, a few feet away, the concerned dad leaned over to take a look at his baby's face. It did have scratches. Bleeding scratches. But how?

"Oh God." He said "But I... They weren't there 20 minutes ago, were they?"

"No, not at the studio. She was fine." John answered, also examining the wounds. "What do we do?"

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🎼🎼🎼🎼🎸🎸🎸🎤🎤🎤

Well, as always, a big Hooolaaa a mi hermana del otro lado del charco (across the pond) @definitely-darcy, who’s always giving me little prompts to keep this shit up. Finally used the crib one, but it’s a bit dull maybe? Anyway, love  ya dude!

[takuyakii]

Miles is cute when...

1. He planned to surprise me but failed

2. He wrote something on the bus ticket then kept it

3. He stares at me when i am not looking

4. He says i love you out of nowhere

5. He plays with my hands

6. He places his hand on my waist

7. He pinches my tummy

8. He talks about things which sounds like he is really smart

9. He tells me i am beautiful eventho i'll always disagree

10. He wants to pay but i'll refuse and he ends up paying half

11. He eats a lot but then gets guilty bc he's on a "diet" (i don't mind if he's fat tho, still love him)

12. He is honest

13. He says he misses me

14. He has sepanx the minute I am out of his sight

15. He writes me cute notes tho he has the worst handwriting

16. He thinks I can't guess what he is up to

17. He reacts when i am teasing him

There are still more things that make him cute but it's too many to write down. I love this guy so much just thinking about it hurts my heart so bad.

[mayapenelopeclutterbucket]

My heart is still so freaking giddy about tgd omg 2x04 SPOILERS

I still feel like I can't eat I got so much shea and melendaire my heart is thriving I'm v excited that my tummy is in knotssss also why do my posts end up sooo long also I'm glad we're finally getting more backstories on everyone 🙏🏼🙏🏼

-Aww no come on shea plz communicate keep talking to each other more

-And aww poor glassmen but who tf has an usher party (I heard that right, right? lol)

-I'm finally see Melendez' tattoo again I feel like I haven't seen it for a bit

-Ugh I wish Claire was working with Shaun and Melendez like old times 😭

-Aww I'm glad Shaun is asking for advice besides Claire expanding your social circle is good but lmaooo all the women are still roasting Melendez I'm here for it 😂 and for the woman perspective

-Massive killed herself right, at least that was always my theory and I don't remember them ever saying

-But damn that mom was honest af

-And Claire bby already making connections and opening up her big ole heart

-But lol that trailer for the conners they definitely didn't need Roseanne and her racist ass

-Normal is overrated tho ok you should love your kid no matter what and he's still perfect fuck you lady ok yeah I'm harsh she does deserve a break but I don't like her not thinking her kid is perfect or normal

-And I'm already living for these Shaun flashbacks again and aww omg Shaun 😭 I don't want him used to it

-Claire clearly disagrees about the girl getting the risky surgery and wants to say something

-Aww glassmen Shaun just wanted help you took him under your wing and he's like a son to you where do yo I expect him to go :/ and how much shit does glassmen have to go through man but at least he fessed up to someone

-Lim you're very hypocritical you override what a patient wanted without her consent so you really have no room to talk about backing off 😑

-And wtf Claire plz tell me you didn't tell them to try and declare her mentally incompetent

-And aww for Shaun trying to keep the secret and proud he did for 30 minutes lol but I knew glassmen wouldn't swallow those pills

-Calculating our chances and hoping we defy the odds I like that. A lot.

-But we all know that mom did it on purpose

-Wtf morgan can you stop being up Claire's personal life in front of others if you're gonna taunt and mess with her at least do it in private

-And I'm here for Shaun relating to that kid and trying to help

-Jesus Christ this thing with maddie is gonna make me cry 😭

-Shea 😭😭 so beautiful with karaoke scene, but fuck you all for hating on Lea my precious child NOW I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN HERSHEY

-FUCK OFF PARK I DONT LIKE YOU right him Melendez

-But ooh food break my parents got me Wendy's 😍

-And aww damn lady way to break it to him about you dying

-But damn parks cop days have him hella hardened

-And oMFG I HAD TO PAUSE THE TV AND HAVE A MINI FREAK OUT BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE IMMA GET A MELENDAIRE HEART TO HEART HOLY SHIT I CANT BREATHE I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY WERE GONNA INTERACT IN THIS EP OMG OMG OMG IM SO EXCITEDDDD

-IT WAS SHORT BUT STILL SO BEAUTIFUL OMG THIS SLOW BURN HAS ME EXCITED AND I CAN FEEL IT THEYRE GONNA GET TOGTHER AND HOPEFULY BE ENDGAME

-FUCK MY BABY CLAIRE I really need to stop writing in all caps but I'm so here for more backstory and Claire love and talking about her personal baggage and owning up to her mistakes unlike other people I know

-(I'm still so excited about that melendaire scene) that I can't eat but damn Claire at least you tried bby 😭

-Glassmen 😭😭 he better not die I swear I feel like that's what it could've lead up to that whole talk

-Neil my baby showing his heart and love and I just love this show and these characters so much 😭

-Awww I feel bad because I know I would've judged but I wouldn't know what he needed either and its sad to see but maybe it's what's best having her son be put in a center I just think the whole situation is fucked up :/ and the boy should get all the love and the best care possible

-😭😭 aww tough tit mouse is always gonna make wanna cry now

-SHAUN IS GETTING SO FUCKING GOOD AT THIS COMFORTING THING THATS JUST WHAT GLASSMEN NEEDED TI HEAR 😭 it's so great to see how far he's come especially since I stated rewartching the show earlier today and the character development is 👌🏼👌🏼

-Melendez sister I just knew it!!!! More Neil backstory 😭 I love him so much and I knew he must've been speaking from experience and I'm glad we finally got to see his sister

-My shea heart is thriving omg FINALLY HONESTY 🙏🏼🙏🏼 and more karaoke I'm getting everything I fucking want this episode omg 😭😭😭😭

-I knew he wanted to share that apartment with Lea I fucking KNEW IT AS SOON AS THE REAL ESTATE AGENT SAID TWO BEDROOMS

OOOF that promo for fuck not next week 😩 whyyyyy the 29th but glassmen you're literally like his only family of course he's worried and trying to help and not relevant at all buuuut holy shit it looks like Melendez and Claire are working on the same case again 👀👀

[jaeminlore]

johnny as a boyfriend

oh daddy

there i did it @jisoodrinkssopretty are you happy

anyway here's johnny!!!

he's literally so soft like i've never seen someone so tol and dorky and precious i just love johnny okay

johnny as a boyfriend would probably start awkward

like johnny is rlly friendly so i think he'd be the type to have a lot of really close friends

but when it comes to relationships he's actually clueless like he has no idea how to ask you out or treat you the way he wants to

you work around nct as a translator and hang out w them whenever they go to other countries

johnny loves talking to you in english because it's almost like you two have a secret the others don't know abt

except jaehyun and mark but johnny ignores them anyways lol

so the closer you and johnny get the more he realizes how much he likes you ,,,,, and it's a lot my dude

so once nct aren't rookies anymore and can comfortably date he knows he has to ask you out

and his hands are probably sweating like he probably wiped them on his jeans 54 times while talking to you ddkjdjd

but when he does he decides to ask you in english??? bc he's afraid that people might hear if he says it in korean and he doesn't want them to laugh if you reject him

a proactive thinker really

but ???? you don't even think about rejecting him ???? bc you've had a crush on johnny for ages and now that you know he likes you too your heart is just a zooOoOoOoOmmming right out of the sm building

okay so once you guys are an actual couple

during lots of your dates you'll go to the park to just sit and talk bc i know lots of you forget but johnny is actually pretty deep and i bet he has a lot to say if someone would just listen

LOVES giving you piggyback rides around places

literally doesn't care about the pictures or the gossip or the articles bc he just loves being with you and he trusts your relationship enough that he won't believe anything an article says to him

bc of his it's a lot easier for you to ignore any hate that comes your way like nct all love you and so do most nctzens so everything's cool

he likes to do your hair

idc what length, style, or color of your hair: johnny is going to try and put a bow in it

you could be bald/have a shaved head and johnny is going to find you a cute headband or flower crown like idk he just thinks you look nice in hair accessories

you are his stylist for the airport and nct night night and stuff bc most of the time he has no idea what he's doing and you have to step in like no johnny a lime green bucket hat will not look good with a yellow sweater,,,, you'll look like the sprite logo

sends you very cringey voice memos and videos and sometimes he's just doing it to make you cringe but other times he actually means it????

and if you make fun of one that he actually meant he gets so sad like babe,,,, but i would pick you first if you were a booger,,,, i meant that

sends you rlly bizarre pics/vids of any two things and captions it "us"

two parakeets screeching at each other?

"us"

two old people napping together?

"us"

two dogs barking at a shadow?

"us"

and like that's just how he shows you that no matter what he's doing he wants you to be right by his side

YO YO YO

okay tbh i see johnny with a chubby s/o or maybe someone that isn't like up to society's norms

and like if you're insecure abt your body johnny literally doesn't get it??

to him you're a goddess and he's absolutely befuddled bc all this time he was thinking that you thought the same way as him

always knows how to make you feel better tho like it could be tummy kisses or showers of praise or simply popping in your favorite movie and cuddling the heck out of you

johnny is just good at that i feel

also

i truly believe almost all of nct are this way but johnny probably is v passionate when it comes to loving someone??

like probably takes his time but once he's in he's in and there's no going back like he plans to love you until he dies and in the afterlife

it would break his heart if you two fought

and it's usually over something stupid like miscommunications or dirty clothes on the floor but like johnny is pretty sensitive i bet he takes it to heart

you guys never go to bed angry though that's a rule

even if you have to stay up until one of you finally admits that you're wrong

buys you a lot of stuff

like if you guys are just walking around and you point to something like "that's cute" or "i might come back and get that after my paycheck"

he's like already pushing you in the store like "get it"

and then while you're in the changing room he's found like two more outfits he thinks would look amazing on you

basically if johnny gets you one thing he has to get you more like it's very hard for him to leave a shop with just one gift for you

you always return the favor by sneaking him and the boys junk food or homemade meals while they're on diets

probably creep into the dorm wearing all back w some canvas bag over your shoulder like "shh don't tell your manager!!!"

and johnnys like "y/n you just brought what looks to be the entire walmart chip aisle and possible a restaurants worth of seasoned chicken"

nd you just back out of the dorm waving your arms like a ghost "just enjoy it ,,, nd tell the dreamies i said hi ,,,, give mark and donghyuck extra they work too hard,,,,"

that's another thing

he loves to see you take care of the other boys esp the dreamies

you're with them a lot bc of translating and they all feel extremely comfortable w you

and johnny thinks it's awesome bc even though you haven't met his actual family in chicago yet you've met his nct family and they all can't get enough of you

you guys go grocery shopping together all the time

mostly because taeyong wants you two to stop making out in the dorm where any of the dreamies could just walk in

sneaks stuff into the cart when he isn't supposed to and pouts when you put it back

like y'all have a budget!!!! you don't need eight boxes of pocky okay!!! you just don't!! pUT THE LOBTSTER DOWN

when he met your parents for the first time he wasn't nervous at all like don't sweat !!!! i've got this !!!!! i'm a lovable harmless boy !!!!!

but you're freaking out like imagining all the things that could go wrong

johnny probably charms himself into your family like they fall in love with him and you're like thank goodness now let's go before you do something stupid

but johnny is ignoring you and has decided to show your parents his wonderful parent impression

yeah,,,, good luck w him ,,,,

loves hugging you and pulling you into his arms

uses his height as a way to tease you like even if you're one inch shorter than him he's like "shorty!!! my smol s/o!!! i can't believe how tiny you are!!! you can't even reach the cereal!!!!"

"that's bc you stuck it on top of the fridge you giANT"

slaps your butt and pretends he doesn't

you guys don't really share clothes but sometimes you'll steal his blanket/pillow bc it's like sleeping next to him

esp if he's away and has a different translator

tbh you probably only translate for the dreamies now bc it'd be unprofessional to do it w 127 aka the unit your boyfriend is in

but it's no prob bc the dreamies are cooler than johnny anyways

johnny would disagree but we know the truth

mentions you on the night night show all the time

"yeah y/n loves this song"

"if i get these dance moves wrong y/n will kill me"

"y/n put together my outfit for today isn't it cute"

nd the guests are like "pls shut up johnny we're here to talk about me"

jaehyun w his fingers on his temples looking like he's ready to end it all "it's worse,,, in the dorms,,, at least you get to go home,,,"

okay so basically johnny is just a soft playful bf like pls protect him

he cares abt you a lot and he'd never even think of hurting you

i don't know how to end this

bye

[i-am-arcana-trash]

Ya know what. I posted this like a long ass time ago. I have yet to see anyone do something with it so here I goooo

Tummy Raspberries and the Main 6

Asra:

He's not super ticklish

Usually the only time you can really get a good laugh out of him is when he's barely awake

Honestly he just likes having you so close to him

Sometimes he'll fake laugh just so you'll kiss him more

If you are ticklish.....beware. he will give you raspberries until you can barely breath

Nadia:

I think she's actually pretty ticklish

She's so stoic in public, but in private she's so much more relaxed

You two are taking a bath together

Kissing her all over, you reach her stomach

And ruin her with a long drawn out raspberry right over her belly button

She laughs so hard she has tears running down her face

Nadia will not let that go however so be ready to face her tummy raspberry wrath.

Julien

Do you not remember the scene when you pat him down? This man is ticklish

He will absolutely laugh to the point of weezing and try to push you off.

He actually likes it.

His sub ass would love for you to tell him to hold still.

Pepper kisses on his tummy in-between raspberries

He tries to give them to you, but he immediately just wants to please you so his raspberries tend to turn into kisses

Portia

This girl is ticklish like her big bro

Give raspberries at your own risk tho

She flails

Also her raspberries will ruin you so beware if she's using kisses to get close to her belly

She squeals with delight when you hold her down and give her quick little ones.

Muriel

Oof my husband this poor man

He will absolutely blush when you kiss around his tummy and then PPPPPFFFTTTT

He's in shock, he's frozen.

After the first one you look up and smile at him

He's blushing so hard

Ohgodwhyaretheysocutepleasestoplookingatmelikethatjdndjfhskdjrjd

His brain takes a moment to catch and he looks away.

He's not a big fan of them

But one night laying in bed he kisses down your body

And let's rip a massive raspberry on your tummy

You laugh so hard that he's laughing.

When he wants you to smile he'll scoop you up and give you them till you laugh.

Lucio

He's ticklish and I will FITE anyone who disagrees

Get him when he's feeling insecure.

He'll laugh a whole bunch

He's really bad at them, but sometimes he'll give you light ones on the neck

Sometimes purposely lays with his tummy out to tempt you

60% of the time it works everytime

Laughs loudly, doesn't care who hears

Consider this…

Giving Julien raspberries on his tummy….

Actually just envision giving any of the main 6 tummy raspberries. ♥️♥️😭♥️♥️