#My overuse of 🫶 will be the death of me

[niqhtmeep]

OH MY WORD TWO TAGS HOW DID I DESERVE THIS YOU GUYS ARE TOO SWEET

well GET TAGGED BACK BOZOS

@justy-stuff YOU ARE SO SWEET 🫶🫶🫶 you really helped me feel welcome in the celestial idiots server along with so many other amazing people and your art is just so scrumptious as well and I STALK THE CHANNELS LOOKING FOR YOUR ART TOO MUTUAL STALKING/J LMAO

@eleanmerr YOU *GRIPS YOU* I honestly stalk the art channels looking for your art too because ITS SO GOOD and you are just so silly and sweet and I adore talking to you every time I get the chance 🫵

@just-a-drawing-bean 🧍‍♀️I AM SCREAMING SINCE WHEN WERE WE MOOTS/POS *AHEM* I have like absolutely no words ur art has and always will be such a huge inspiration to me 🫶

@mochiiriice YOU i missed you lots and I’m so happy to be able to speak to you again AND UR ART it’s so fsfsf 🫶 *scurries to draw some of your characters*

@lushciqqs LAST BUT MOST CERTAINLY NOT LEAST my dearest I don’t even need a reason to tag u 🫵 ur art and ur silliness and ur characters and ur ideas and ur fixes and everything are just GRAH GET OVER HERE ILY

Honorary cool people tags: @witherfide @whipped-cheese @potat-soop @chocolovehk @neonlazycat

I wanna try and start a new thing. You can’t see anyone’s followers counts, so I just have a few mutuals that I, based on nothing, assume are just famous. Let’s start a chain to just show people how cool we think they are.

My favourite celebrities are: @when-emma-falls-in-love13 @sugarfoodie @allegory-buried @sharpasanaro and @finleycannotdraw

[blackdollette]

saw ur requests were open and RAN to ur asks but omg i saw a post a couple days ago about someone else joining kappa’s little group and reader gets jealous abt it bc kappa is giving the new person a lot of attention and i NEED it 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

can be the most filthiest thing you’ve ever written btw 🫶

thank you for being my first request in so long!!!

"don't forget me." | kappa

did you know that there's a tunnel under ocean blvd. - lana del rey

✮⋆˙ [tags] @faesucksass @lustkillers @mayathepsychic1999 @josibunn @si1nful-symph0ny @livingdead-materialgirl @vanlisbon @oliviah-25 @livingdead-reilly @yungbloodsuxca @imoonkiss @lankysimp @xxbl00d-cl0txx @k1ll3rh0rr0r @wildathevrt

jealous!femdom!reader x sub!kappa

word count: 1.7k

contents: murder, home invasion, arson, a few death, kappa held at gunpoint, slight mommy kink, blowjob, cum eating

kappa pressed the muzzle of his gun against his helpless victim’s forehead, beads of sweat glistening against the black gunmetal. with a quick pull of the trigger, kappa shot the man and watched as he fell to the ground like a marionette who’d had its strings cut.

and behind kappa stood a dark figure, clad in effortlessly flattering rags that left little to the imagination. her hands were placed on his shoulders as she giggled at the sight of blood pooling on the ground. kappa’s arm wrapped around her bare waist, jealousy bubbling in your gut.

you stood in the corner of the room, holding the hunter’s knife that kappa had taught you how to use for finishing a job, but she was already on it. you leered at her as she slit open the victim’s neck, earning a laugh of approval from him. he gave her a pat on the back that travelled way too close to her ass for comfort as his eyes wandered to the drops of sweat cascading down her cleavage.

you felt an envious wave of heat rushing to your cheeks as he performed this overused gesture on the girl who had just smuggled her way into the cult.

you had been his partner in crime for longer than you could remember. like bonnie and clyde, he would spoil you with all the wealth and riches you’d ever dreamed of, all for the small price of sticking a bullet into the head of all those who got in his way. out of all his cult members, you’d always been his favourite. he’d keep you perched on his lap and had everyone treat you with the same respect that they would with him.

you looked around the victim’s house. it was a nice one, almost as nice as the other ones kappa had hijacked for you. but he was off, chatting away with his new vixen. your blood boiled at the sight. this was the third time this week that this newcomer had stolen your show. and now here she was, giggling at every stupid word he spoke and inching her way into his pants like a blood-thirsty parasite.

“you did great tonight, darlin’. next i’ll teach you how to use a handgun. you’d look real pretty holding a gun to someone’s head.” kappa cooed to her, sounding like a schoolboy in love. the cult walked through the gold-plated hallways of the house, searching for any valuables to snatch before burning the house to the ground. 

but your red-hot revenge was about to sweet.

you took a deep breath, following them out of the room but making a quick detour to the kitchen, sneaking a few items into your pocket, along with a can of gasoline before strolling out of the house, kappa completely oblivious to your absence.

you stood on the front porch, looking up at the luxurious house and listening to the giggles and conversations from inside the house. the pretty stars in the night sky gleamed, one small star separated from all the rest, surely feeling the same way you felt.

but at the end of the day, stars were burning balls of fire. ones that matched the rage and jealousy that you felt right then. and you needed to let out some steam, or rather thick, black smoke.

you pulled a lighter and a can of spray from your pocket, unscrewing the gasoline and dousing the whole entrance with the toxic fluid. then you flicked open the lighter and woke up the flame with a long spray of flammable solution, the house engulfing in flames in a matter of seconds.

you backed away from the house, watching the flame eat it’s way up the monstrous building. pleased giggles turned into shrieks of fear as kappa and the rest felt the floor underneath them turn molten hot. the roof caved in, sending burning pieces of wood and embers flying everywhere, looking like shooting stars in the night.

smoke floated into the sky, adding a warm atmosphere to the scene. you saw a window break open, then kappa and his eye-candy lept out, coughing up a storm as an explosion rocked the ground.

too stunned to notice you, kappa fell to the ground, choking as smoke filled his lungs. he felt something light pressing the back of his head, slowly turning his head before his eyes widened with shock.

you stood behind him, your face contorted with rage as you pressed his gun to the back of his head, your finger threatening to pull the trigger. it was ironic, really. a look of fear flickered across his face. he stammered out a few frantic words. “w-what the hell is this about, doll?”

“shut up!” you yelled. “don’t act fucking stupid. you know what this is about. you abandoned me for the first slut who’d show you her tits and think i’m just gonna be okay with that?!” your hand trembled, nearly making you pull the trigger.

you could practically hear kappa’s heart hammering in his chest, his hands up as he surrendered to you. he was panting, glazed in a layer of sweat. silence filled the space between you two, and the scene finally sunk in.

here was your cult leader, on his knees in front of you and completely at your mercy. he looked so helpless like this, his hair falling into his face as he stared up at you with his pleading, icy eyes. you’ve would’ve laughed if someone had told you this was where you’d end up.

kappa’s eyes studied your face, taking in all the angry details that he’d never seen before. your flushed cheeks and ruthless gaze make a new sensation run through his body. one that he wished he could say he hated.

with his legs apart in the way that they were, you saw when his cock began to tent in his pants, a tiny white bead leaking through the thin fabric. your mouth gaped open at the sight. of course he’d get hard at a moment like this. fucking whore. a little grin tugged at your lips. “get up.” you ordered, and he immediately did so. you had never been the one making the commands.

as he stood up, you pressed the gun to his boner, speaking in a dark, threatening tone. “i never want you talking to that bitch again. i don’t care if she stays in the cult, but she’s obviously taken your attention away from the only person it should be on.” 

he let out a little whimper as the contact came to his erection. he nodded frantically, a lustful blush covering his cheeks. you smiled a little, nodding as you dragged him away from the scene as the deafening sound of sirens filled the neighbourhood. 

you moved to a dark alleyway, and once you were there you pinned him to the wall and pulled him into a deep, hungry kiss, his hips grinding into the muzzle of the gun as he desperately searched for even the smallest amount of pleasure.

you pulled the gun away, making him whine quietly. “p-please… touch me…” you looked down and saw the mess he had made of himself, cum leaking through his pants. your expression turned into a slight scowl. “you really think you deserve my touch?” he pouted a little. “i-ill get you anything you want. ill do anything at all, baby… j-just please.”

he looked so submissive pressed against the wall like that. you slowly sank down to your knees, you dominance only getting stronger from there. “strip for me.” you commanded. he shyly slipped off his pants, letting them fall to his ankles and letting his foot-long cock spring out. you pressed the muzzle to his tip, drawing a string of cum from it.

you wrapped your  other hand around his shaft, starting to pump him quickly as you gazed up at him with predatory eyes. he let out a sharp hiss as his hips bucked into your touch. he had been craving it so bad because his new girl wasnt half as good as you were.

you brought the gun to his ballsack, finger on the trigger as his heart raced from pleasure and panic. the deadly combination that he’d gotten you addicted to. 

he bit his bottom lip hard, drawing blood and letting a sharp iron tang fill his tastebuds. you moved your hand up and down his length, using his precum as lube as he throbbed from stimulation. “j-just like that, mama… t-thank you.” mindless little praises slipped from his lips as you brought your tongue to his cock, swirling it around the swollen tip.

he shuddered as you took him all the way in, using your teeth to deliver some edge to the pleasure. his back arched against the wall as he accidentally gripped your hair, almost making you blow his balls off. cum spilled out into the depths of your throat, filling your mouth with that familiar salty taste.

his eyes rolled to the back of his head as you used the gun to tease his asshole, the stimulation quickly becoming too much for him to handle. “o-oh my god… i-i can’t take it, mama..!” you bobbed your head up and down quickly, the rapid pulsation of his dick syncing with your racing heartbeat. you gagged and choked on his ginormous girth, your nose pressing against his stomach as you swallowed every inch of it.

his knees collapsed and he groaned out loudly, all intense feelings crashing down onto him at once as lava-like cum flooded your intestines. tears rolled down his cheeks as the orgasm shook his balance, making him lean against the wall for dear life. you pulled yourself off, catching your breath before getting back to your feet, kissing him once again and making him taste himself off your cum-stained lips.

he moaned deeply, shooting a few more ropes of cum onto the pavement as your tongues fought a silent war, his arms wrapped around your body as he clung to you. you felt his lip quiver underneath yours, desperation radiating off of him in waves. you smiled a little into the kiss, knowing that he wouldn’t let go of you anytime soon. you had him wrapped around your finger just as quickly as he got plucked away from you.

author's note: i rlly didn't mean for this to be so long. but it was so fun to write :))

[seriouslysam8]

You portray Sirius’s struggles so well, and I think they’re so in line with his canon character. I feel like most authors either ignore and hand wave away his struggles, or they lean so far in the other direction that he’s completely incompetent and nothing like his canon character. It is so refreshing to be able to read about a Sirius who is clever and intelligent and protective and trying so hard while also struggling with his demons and spiraling downwards. Brumous is everything I’ve ever wanted in a Harry & Sirius fic.

🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

I cannot tell you how much that means to me that you love the Harry and Sirius relationship in this story - especially the characterization of Sirius.

I feel like Sirius’ character is often butchered in fanfiction. His childhood trauma is often ignored, even his trauma from Halloween/Azkaban is ignored. I find that a lot of people portray him as this… goofball dramatic person who makes serious/Sirius puns nonstop. Or he’s a thirty-five year old man having prank wars with the twins at Grimmauld Place. His drinking problem in OOTP is always overlooked. Sirius giving Harry pet names like pup or Prongslet or Bambi or whatever is just… not very Sirius. Or the overuse of Moony and Padfoot in post-Azkaban stories. Like… did they ever call each other their childhood nicknames in canon?? I don’t think they did, but I could be wrong so correct me if I’m wrong. I feel like those names wouldn’t be uttered ever again because of the pain that James’ death and Peter’s betrayal brings them. In GOF, Sirius is displayed as a very intelligent man who understands the complexities of wizarding politics and has extensive knowledge of wizarding families - no doubt a byproduct of his childhood being in that pureblood culture growing up.

Even when I write him as a teenager in Bête Noire, he’s a troubled teen who has been severely scarred by his upbringing. He worries incessantly about a threat from Walburga, closing himself off and isolating from his friends. At this point, he’s already drinking and smoking cigarettes as a coping mechanism at 15/16 years old.

Sirius is a very complicated character who has such an interesting backstory. To me, he’s the most interesting character in the entire series. Sorry, Harry. I know it’s your birthday today and I’m not shitting on you, but even you can’t stop thinking about how hot and tall your godfather is. You’re as obsessed as the rest of us.

That’s another thing, speaking of tall Sirius, that shits me about fanon Sirius. He’s tall, okay?!? Harry states it like every single time he sees his godfather. Sirius is tall!! He’s the tallest of all the Marauders. It’s Sirius, then James, then Remus, and then Peter is small. It’s facts, okay? It’s written in black and white. I nope right out of a story as soon as I read Remus or James is taller. The entire Black family is described as tall.

I digress.

I normally write heavy Hinny stories. I love them. They’re my favorite couple. But Brumous isn’t about Hinny. They are the main couple, but this isn’t a story about them. This is a story about Sirius and Harry becoming family and overcoming their childhood traumas. They are the main POVs. They are the main characters. Some of you may hate chapter 35 because it legit only has their POVs. Nobody elses. (Though @prewettpotter asked about a Ginny POV dealing with finding Sirius nearly dead in a pool of vomit and alcohol with Harry so I may have to add that to my list of missing moments.) Sirius finally getting help for all his deep-rooted issues is a major part of this story too. Because you all know it’s Harry, Sirius, Remus, and Tonks who go on the Horcrux hunt next story, you also know Sirius really needs to work on himself in order to really help Harry succeed. He needs to be in a better place mentally. Finally, after 34 chapters, Sirius is getting the help he desperately needs. He officially hit rock bottom and it took nearly dying and having Harry find him to make him realize just how damaged he truly was.

If you’ve read my stories before, you know I love to really dive in deep into very real and painful everyday problems people have.

[castielfunko]

hiiii everyone 👋👋👋 welcome my blog 😋😋😋

she/her, infp and an aquarius 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

from the uk 💔

pretty much only post about spn and sometimes house if im feeling crazy

my other account is @wheatmandean but i barely use it and @aliengunk is my shameful vld sideblog but this one is my main 🫶🫶🫶

i use a lot of emojis you'll have to accept that

no i am not a middle aged woman who overuses emojis i just think they're so fun

just to make it clear i am a destiel girl but i honestly do not care what other people ship unless it's a crime

these are the fandoms im in:

☆ supernatural

☆ hannibal

☆ bbc sherlock

☆ the boys

☆ house md

☆ vld (not by choice 😞)

☆ the walking dead

☆ lotr (newly)

☆ our flag means death

☆ what we do in the shadows

☆ tlou

☆ stardew valley

☆ omori

☆ silent hill

+ more but i forgot 😈😈

follow me if you want 🫶🫶🫶 thanks for reading!!

[gaydiekane]

jjk characters as off-putting shit i do/have done

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yuji: will be actively dying and be like “nah wym its fine im fine youre so dramatic i can handle it” and then proceed to pass out

megumi: is paranoid to an extreme. doesnt realize until nobara asks him why he smelled the brand new carton of milk to see if it was good. didnt hit him till yuji said he didnt copy an online assignment before he submitted and couldnt fathom doing that himself. tsumiki and gojo could go on and on about his paranoid habits

nobara: has a scary good memory to a point where people are freaked out by seemingly stalker-ish behavior but shes not being creepy she just happens to remember your address and best route to get there from any location after she visited once briefly a few years ago

maki: keeps her eyes open at the wash bowl station when getting her hair done

yuta: go to girl dinner is microwaved pizza pepperoni (not to be mistaken with charcuterie pepperoni oh no) and gluten free crackers

toge: thinks emojis are so much funnier than they actually are. hit him w the 😕 or 🫨 or 😧‼️ and he loses it. definitely overuses them in text

panda: uses all the yellow color emojis instead of selecting a skin tone

miwa: has seen every single episode of miraculous, genuinely loves it, knows all the kwamis names, etc

momo: was deeply in the 2020 pandemic era riordanverse instagram fanpage scene

mai: loves to cook/bake and is good at it but almost everything has to be burnt to some degree, just as a personal preference

shoko: will say the most down bad horrendous jaw dropping absolutely egregious shit just to be like “idk i just dont think that kinda stuff is for me 🤷🧍”

satoru: absolutely CANNOT form thoughts into words. if stumbling through sentences were an olympic sport hed take gold flawlessly every time. defines words using the word in the definition. no one knows what the hell he’s going on about ever

utahime: believes that the pyramids of giza are just the tops of massive obelisks and is genuinely terrified of these giant obelisks and what they may contain

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a/n: before anyone says shit about the yuji one (if anyone even does,,, tumblr is so much more chill than other platforms LOL) i have asthma/possibly pots and participated in many competitive music groups in high school that kicked my ass (wgi im looking at u) and so as a result of doing something so physically draining in my condition i had a few near death experiences, similar to the example i used for yuji 👍👍 also im pretty sure the gojo one is actually canon LOL but i do that too so 👍 and if you’re reading this ily and i hope u have a wonderful day 🫶🫶

[somewosoloverrr]

can you write a agnst/fluff max mayfield fanfic, where Max is sleeping over at readers house and has a a panic attack due to a nightmare and reader has to comfort her? Ty ILYSM 🫶🫶

Of courseee, here it is hope you like it. Thanks for requesting.

Love you too <333

Panic Attack

Max Mayfield x r

Tw: panic attack, mention of pill overuse and death, kissing ?

The year after Billy’s death was hard, really fucking hard especially for Max. And you knew that so you tried to help her as much as you could.

However there where too many changes, with Will and El leaving to California, Hopper and Billy dying and starting High school. It was impossible to be of much help.

So after a month of the Byers departure you noticed it, Max started slowly drifting away from you, she was slipping through your fingers. And the worst thing is no matter how hard you tried you couldn’t stop it.

You were expecting it, you knew any day now she would break up with you, and she certainly did.

Funny thing is, you didn’t even cry, because the Max you fell in love with has been long gone, ever since Billy’s death.

You sometimes went over to her trailer, as you also lived in the trailer park so it was easy. Some days you brought her food, or new comics, or more cassettes. She just muttered a few thank you’s and then close the door on your face and you’d go back home somewhat heartbroken but what else could you do ?

Ever since high school started you naturally drifted to the popular group as you played soccer. The rest of the party was in hellfire club, except for Lucas and Max.

You noticed Max was always alone, with her Walkman on. You also noticed how she would go to the schools therapist and had seen her take multiple times pills, but not just one a handful of them.

You tried to talk her about it but the only thing she would do was deny and then flip you off.

But now everything was ten times worse, with the appearance of yet another super natural being from the upside down, Vecna.

You remember that day, the day that made you and Max closer again.

It was night and like always you ordered some take away pizza and while it was still warm you went over to Maxs trailer.

You gently knocked on the door but no one came so you knocked it with more force this time but to yo our surprise it opened as it wasn’t locked.

Then you noticed the TV on and Ms. Mayfield on the couch surrounded by cans of beer. You frowned feeling bad for Max, her mom was shit half of the time.

You didn’t wanna intrude so you called out for max “Max?!, Max?, are you in here ?”

You heard foot steps coming your way as the red head shouted “coming!”

Then you heard stumbling as she cursed “shit”

You ran inside, and took a right to the hall and saw Max on the floor. “Fuck, you okay?” you asked worried for the girl as you helped her get up. You grabbed her by waist to help pull her up.

Once she was standing both of you were left on an awkward position, your hands on her waist and hers on your neck.

She didn’t let go so you didn’t either, you were left staring at each other. God you missed those blue eyes so much.

And then it just happened, she leaned in and so did you and both of your lips met. The kids was slow and passionate you kissed the girl gently but as soon as it started it ended.

Max looked at you as she broke it “Sorry, I-

You placed your hands on her face reassuring her “Hey, red it’s fine… I’ve, I’ve really missed this”

She smiled and put a strand of your hair behind your ear, as a blush came across your cheeks “me too… even tough I broke up with you”

After hearing those words you kissed her again and she quickly kissed you back this kiss being a bit faster than the other one.

After you broke the kiss you grabbed the pizza you brought for her and held it up “do you wanna go eat at my place?”

“Yeah, I would like that” she replied while lightly smiling.

You both walked out of her trailer, side by side in silence. Your hands brushing every once and a while whilst you walked. Until you grabbed her hand and she chuckled as you did so.

When you got to your trailer you opened the door with your key and held it open for her motioning for her to come in.

“Always a gentlewoman” The red head commented. “Only for you” you replied as you hit the door.

Once she walked in she noticed the couch missing, “where’s your couch?” she asked.

“My dad sold it, needed money for good knows what” you replied. “But we can go eat it in my room, I moved the tv there”

“Ok cool” the girl replied as she followed you to your room.

After a while you had finished the pizza and were watching The Goonies on your tv. You could tell Max was tired as her head would fall down every once in a while.

“You know, you can stay over if you want, since it’s Friday my dad won’t come back until tomorrow afternoon “ you suggested

“Mmh, sure thanks y/n” she replied sleepily.

After you gave her more comfortable clothes to sleep in she immediately fell asleep on your bed.

You finished the movie and couldn’t sleep, how weird is this, I’m on the bed with my ex, you thought. You missed Max so much and know she kissed you.

You were just dumbly smiling and then you noticed Max was sleeping uncovered so you grabbed a blanket and covered her. As you were gonna go to your Sid Eid the bed you felt Maxs hand gripping your wrist mumbling “stay..

So you put the covers over both of you and rested in front of her as she cuddled up to you, putting her face in the crook of your neck as she grabbed your waist with one of her hands.

You smiled at this, and played with her hair, you were extremely happy and therefore could finally relax so you finally drifted of to sleep.

Suddenly you woke up, as you felt the red head beside you breathing heavily and moving a lot. As you opened your eyes you noticed she was also crying, small whimpers coming out of her mouth.

You gently shook her trying to wake her up, but she didn’t. So you shook her with more force this time and she jolted up.

“Y/n, I-“ she tried to form words but couldn’t, she was panting and crying as she grabbed both of her legs with her arms crying tilting her head down.

And you knew immediately, a panic attack. So you quickly sat up and put yourself behind her, already knowing exactly what you had to do.

As you pressed your front to her back you whispered soothing words into her ear.

“Max try to match my breathing okay?” You said as she kept on panting. “Four in four out got it?” You added inhaling and exhaling for four seconds.

After a minute or so Max was breathing normally, so you took a tissue from your night desk and whipped her tears with it.

“Thanks I just- I just” the girl thanked trying to explain but you cut her off “ you had a nightmare, which led to a panic attack. It’s okay Max after what you e been through it’s completely normal” you said in a loving tone while caressing her hair with your hands.

She leaned back into you and looked up at you as she took one of your hands joining it with hers, she then put her other one around your neck pulling you down to give you a kiss, it was short but sweet.

As you both pulled away you were smiling as she said “thank you.”

“You are very welcome red” you replied while pulling her in for another kiss.