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the-dragon-hearted · 18 days ago

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How Athena could've fixed everything:

Athena: Finish it.

Odysseus: No... What good would it do, when mercy is a skill more of this world could learn to use -

Athena: No, no, no, stfu. You want to be merciful? Do that with literally anyone else. That's my cousin and you need to fucking obliterate him before he calls his Dad to pick him up.

Ody: sorry.. come again?

Athena: Did. I. Stutter? You want Uncle Poseidon, God of the fucking SEA on your ass while you SAIL HOME? You wanna fuck with that Odysseus? Huh?? No? Then hurry your ass up.

Ody: ... Change of plans! Eury, gimme that spear -

Athena: *muttering to herself as she ascends and murder is committed* Dumbass. Sure let's show mercy for shits and giggles, oh I'm sure that won't come back to haunt me like my dead comrades. What does he think this is? A musical??

#Literally if at any point she had said: that's Poseidon's kid and he's gonna know #Ody would've been like: all bets are off #My open arms will be reserved for my wife and son. Your free warranty on life has expired #Athena #odysseus #epic the musical #epic fandom #polyphemus #poseidon #Olympian drama is just murder or attempted usurping #Athena just keeps forgetting Ody doesn't know this shit #So the cyclops died and Poseidon didn't have to get up from his coral couch #And everyone got home and nobody else died and life was good #Except for Polyphemus his life was not so good - significantly shorter in fact #I mean #He gets to see his sheep again??? 😭

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