#My angel-- My owlie-- FUCK I LOVE MY CHILD SO MUCH LOOK AT HER GO

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Okay but ‘cause my girlfriend ( @katergaris​ ) and I were talking about owlie and her being more rough speech wise ‘cause both her Papas are rough af verbally but then there’s Alfred teaching her to be more polite-- I wanna dive into cute af greetings she’d give her batfam.

Cora with Jason: There is no words, only tackle dive bomb hugging and a flurry of affection!!!!!!!!! <3!!!!!! Cora with Bruce: o: S’up grandpa!! <3!! Face squish!! Cora with Alfred: :D!!! Uncle Alfred!! <3!!! Immediate hugging! Cora with Dick: Insert some kind of battle cry before she’s hanging off his shoulders. c: Good sir you seem to have an owl on your back!  Cora with Tim: Immediate face squish followed by head paps! :D Play vid’ya games with me?!  Cora with Damian: Long unblinking stare!! Big sharp toothed smile!!! S’up Punk! c: !!

Things Anger birb would say when someone insults/threatens them-- 

Insult/Threaten Jason: I’ll eat y’er fuckin’ lungs an’ spit out the remnants while I watch you choke on y’er own blood. Waits all of three seconds before maiming someone if they don’t shut up / leave. Insult/Threaten Bruce: Your absolute last brain cell is working too hard, give it a break before I break you. Eye rolls galore and baring of teethies. Insult/Threaten Alfred: YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU HEDONISTIC FREAK MUFFIN!! Proceeds to tackle and/or bite-- She has a clear soft spot for Uncle Alfred. (Also won’t curse but will be increasingly creative with her retorts.)  Insult/Threaten Dick: There are no words, only extreme hair pulling and biting because-- Dick is too kind and she will tear apart anyone who talks badly of someone so nice. Insult/Threaten Tim: I’ll surgically replace your fingertips with fishing hooks and put itching powder in your pants if you don’t recant that statement you just made. Glaring intensifies!! Will bite!!  Insult/Threaten Damian: Sit the fuck down and take a multivitamin you melodramatic, goth appropriating chucklefuck. I’d turn you into a Julius Caesar impersonator but for that, you’d have to have a friend to stab you-- or at least someone who felt you were important enough to take out.

And finally, what she says when Jason isn’t taking care of himself or won’t listen to her. 

“FINE, I’LL JUS’ GO PLAY WITH GRANDPA’S BATS INSTEAD OF YOU!”