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non-plutonian-druid · 4 months ago

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Hi everyone for TUA Masked Author this year i spent two months making a FORTY PAGE COMIC which is why i completely evaporated in the spring! Couldn't explain my absence earlier but now we're not anonymous anymore so it's allowed!

its an adaptation of the end of the war by @e-vasong!

mind the tags, most content warnings for the original apply here too, including °.•☆•.°~graphic (cartoon) gore~°.•☆•.°

#tua #the umbrella academy #tua fanart #five hargreeves #my art #comics #i dont know if that tag is for posting about comics or posting comics you make but who is to say my forty page comic does not apply #guys i spent every waking moment of my free time on this for two straight months #when it was done i had to retrain myself that i was allowed to go do fun things and not just spend my whole life making a comic #ive never had a project have lasting consequences on my brain like that before lmao #but im so proud!!! its been a goal of mine to make a complete comic adaptation of an entire fic AND NOW I HAVE DONE IT

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mxbeetlebug · 11 months ago

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happy fifth year anniversary! i remain in hell

#voltron #how coincidental it is that my biannual voltron hyperfixation happened to fall on the fifth anniversary of it ending #i feel so incredibly old #life goes on but i will forever remain here #that is my curse to bear in this world #the fact that i remembered this only two days prior means one of two things #one: it’s a coincidence #and two: i have a sixth sense for these things #which is mildly disturbing #but also very hilarious #like imagine #me waking up in a cold sweat forty five years from now: oh god….. it’s the 50th anniversary

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lusalemaart · 4 months ago

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#and i SADDLE UP MY PONYTA AND I RIDE INTO THE SIT-TAY #I MAKE A LODDA NOISE CUZ THE GURLS THEY R SO PRETAY #RIDIN' UP N DOWN BROADWAY ON MY OLD STUD LEROY AND THE GIRLS SAY:#SAVE A RAPIDASH RIDE A MEOWBOY!!!#JOHN WAYNE AINT GOT NUTHIN ON MY FRINGE GAME HELL NO!!!!#well stranger don't ya know i'd like to be yer friend... IF I HAD THE TIME TO STAAAAAAY.#BUT I'M A BRAMBLIN A BLOWIN IN THE WIND. I'VE GOT TO CATCH ANOTHER STAAAAAAAAGE.#I STRAP ON MY GUITAR JUST LIKE A FORTY FIVE. I PRAY EACH NIGHT MY AIM IS TRUUUUEEEE #and ACQUAINTANCES TURN TO FRIENDS I HOPE THOSE FRIENDS THEY REMEMBER ME #HOLD THE NIGHT FOR RANSOM AS WE KIDNAP THE MEMORIES #NOT SURE THERES A WAY TO EXPRESS WHAT U MEANT TO ME #SOMETIMES I GET TO THINKIN BOUT SETTLIN' DOWN. FADE OFF INTO A MEMORY.#BUT EVERY NIGHT THAT I STEP OUT TO FACE THE CROWD?#I KNOW THIS IS THE LIFE FOR MEEEEEEE #pokemon #meowth #ok context. to whomever it may concern. which is no one but idc i have a lot to say and no one to say it to #first off heres my like bi-annual post bc i 1. only draw f*rdekyl* and fucking detest f*re *emblem fans with a burning passion #so i hate sharing my 'art' . so heres a rare non-fk thing. bc i also hate social media as a whole it makes me sue of side all #but like 2. i have deliberately avoided scar/vio bc its a BAD GAME. and its not made well. also i know 'open world' formats #trigger my ocd. which it did exactly. but thats mostly irrelevant. but in anycase. i bit the bullet bc i was in a pkmn mood #esp after my long beloved n*te and dook*ie gave me a hankering for a pkmn game again #and my lil bro accidentally bought 2 copies years ago so i was like fck it ill give it a shot its Free #and yes the game is dogshit. however. everytime i see a meowth in the wild i lose my mind.#his jaunty little yee-haw walk kills me every time. i adore him. thus this was inspired.#alright imma head out i fucking hate this website as well as every other social media . maybe ill draw something non-fk in like a year #see ya in like a year maybe if i live that long. which i wouldnt count on bc tbh this year has been BAD in terms of my pain. im on the #EXTREME decline and can BARELY draw anymore. i want to die. i got nothin left. it just keeps getting worse so adios!#:(

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arctic-hands · 9 months ago

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I have joined the society of bluetooth earphones

#refurbished for the record #i have been dragged kicking and screaming into the future #my phone doesn't have a headphone jack. my mp3 player does but it also has bluetooth capability. my ereader only has bluetooth for audio #so I figure since I'm going on the eclipse trip in a few months I should get some wireless buds for the train #went with some used skullcandy sesh because they were like twenty-two dollars had had a twenty hour battery life #I ALMOST went with some used Hesh headphones that looked really cool and had fifteen hours but were also forty-nine dollars #which combined with the other things I needed to buy would have put me thirteen dollars over my seventy-five dollar walmart giftcard #I was very tempted if just for the aesthetique~ but realized if I bought the cheaper earbuds I could have enough money for some instax film #and the cheaper earbuds and 2 pack of film plus the household objects I needed put me at a tidy seventy-four dollars and fifty-six cents #so I didn't have to spend any actual money on anything woot woot #the earbuds are blue. which is my favorite color. but they're like a pastel blue. which is like my least favorite shade of blue #ah well I'll sacrifice looks for function and affordability any day #*stares in slight dismay at hideously pink refurbished and thirty dollar instax mini 9*#what I REALLY wanted was some of those urbanista solar-powered headphones/earbuds #but even used/refurbished both were out of the total price range of the gift card(s)#I actually had two giftcards which together totaled seventy-five so that was pretty sweet

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i-am-become-a-name · 1 month ago

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There's something I'd love to analyse about it so often being Tegan who queries whether the Doctor is going to follow them after he sends them away for safety, and if he shows any signs of dissembling, it's her who stays behind. Whether he likes it or not.

#guess who is absolutely Blasting pursuit of the nightjar while catching up with stuff around the house. it was so loud in the kitchen that i #could /feel/ the ship shaking around me.#bean doesn't like it poor thing. something in ghe frequencies that makes her unhappy #tegan #five #anyway this is something you'll see in ghost walk too. sort of nightmare country. maybe i need to listen to all her stories from the #beginning again............... (keeping the gathering for last)#oh my god what if i listen to them in order of Tegan's life progression? i'd have to break things like Forty up obviously but oh my god #oh no shut up anastasia you're still only like a fraction of the way in to doing this to Irving Braxiatel

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fallout-lou-begas · 1 year ago

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A friend offered me two tickets last-minute to a GCW show "in Chicago" today but as much as I want to see a GCW show I am begging for wrestling promotions to stop advertising their shows as being "in Chicago" to me, a Chicagoan, when they are actually a two hour trip of two trains and a bus one way into the suburbs in Hoffman Estates. I know that booking venues in the city itself is probably prohibitively expensive but please stop getting my hopes up!!!!!!!!!

#and of course the trip isn't even forty-five minutes if you just drive in a car. lol. lmao even. bad country.#but one day i will see sawyer wreck kill somebody in real life. this is my mission #louposting #wrstlng

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phagodyke · 8 months ago

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of course TWO of my stupid fucking buses in a row don't even show. typical 🙃

#i have been at this bus stop for forty five minutes fuck my gay ass life #if the next one doesnt show im so fucked. maybe ill walk the 40 mins to the train station and take that home instead #its so cold and windy.... the clouds are moving so fast itll be drizzling one second and then suddenly rly sunny. classic march #mannn. i wanted to get home early today and eat pizza and then long weekend this weekend woohoo!!#but now im just so tired :(#sigh.....#.diaries

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fourfuckinghorsemen · 11 months ago

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worth is defined by being worthy. you said you spend most of the day in bed. just what i want, to come home to see my spouse has laid in bed all day. great. like oh you didn't go outside? go on a walk in the very least? what do you mean living life. comfortable. any projects? plant a tree? something productive? literally i don't need the house spotless and food when i get home; whatever chores one does is fine but then doing nothing? no self improvements? no improvements for - NO HOBBIES?

like... ok what are u just as glorified cat, sleeps all day, looks cute? ur not a cat.

I said I take care of the chores in the morning. I do things out of the way as soon as I can so I'll have free time later in the day. 🤷‍♂️ I like to relax in bed, sometimes I'll nap, sometimes I'll read a book or work on equations. It's where I'm most comfortable.

#Besides I've spent the vast majority of my life simply trying to survive.#After living in survival mode for forty five years I think I deserve to relax and do nothing.#Ask #IC

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brothersonahotelbed · 1 year ago

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genuine question. when someone pats you on the head like a dog, just out of the blue, even though they never touch anyone Ever... what does that mean. does it mean anything at all

#i dont want it to mean anything but it was just weird #my coworker . in his??? idek forties maybe late thirties??? just patted me on the head at work today as he walked past me #and was like 'i do that to everyone' girl no you dont??? ive been working with you for almost five months now and youve never done that??#to anyone??#idk am i freaking out.. am i overanalyzing this. it wasnt like creepy or anything it was just weird it caught me by surprise #loquitur #AM I FREAKING OUT FOR NOTHING?? he also gave me his phone number on the pretense that i can call him if i need a ride(he knows i dont drive #when none of my other coworkers have done that in all the time ive known them. and he's always talking to me like Every chance he gets.#and gives me food. and asks me how im dojng/how things are in my life/how's school #okay now im confused.

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isfjmel-phleg · 2 years ago

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#random personal stuff #pointless personal story ahead #when I was sixteen we had an ancient computer known derogatorily as Myrtle the Turtle #it was a PAIN doing anything on it #everything took forever #and when you've got a parentally-mandated mere forty-five minutes of internet time a day this is frustrating #I was very annoyed about this one evening #pacing in and out of the computer room ranting to my siblings while waiting for something to load #finally I had had it and sat down hard on the wooden arm of the futon in the main basement room #except I misjudged the location of the arm #and landed on the pointed corner #it hurt. a lot.#stupidity hurt too #we never had it looked at because I guess it was concluded that nothing much could be done about it?#but it hurt for a long time #that was nearly half my life ago #and it STILL comes back periodically to be annoying - namely this week #it's not horrible but it would be nice if the Follies of My Youth could finally determine that I have Learned My Lesson and leave me alone #(I have in fact learned nothing about not getting carried away with angry rants but the pain doesn't need to know that)

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boomerang109 · 2 years ago

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i’ve been up since 4:30 and i keep slowly getting ready and then getting back in bed like “are you sure body, are you sure you want to be awake at this ungodly hour instead of sleeping?”

#It’s 6:30 and my body keeps choosing pain so no sleep #but I had one half of a lush shower bomb left so I smell really good now #and I’ve eaten and gotten dressed #and I still have forty five minutes before my alarm #todays gonna be a loooong day tho #my alarm goes off 45 minutes to an hour before I meet my friend for breakfast #and then I have two one hour classes #and then a lunch break and then my three hour theatre building shit class #and THEN I’m done (except for having to go grocery shopping cause I’m out of food and HOMEWORK)#life of a boomerang

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madamtrashbat · 1 month ago

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It will never cease to amaze me that Sophia Amoruso wrote that stupid fuckin Girl Boss book and show about her life and was like "the show is really true to my life and it does a good job showing what I did and who I am."

And then it was promptly canceled after one season because everyone was like "this bitch is a deeply unlikeable, immature, narcissist brat who needs to be thrown in the San Francisco Bay for her crimes of being a selfish, using asshole."

And then her company filed for bankruptcy because she's a shitty businesswoman who created a toxic work environment. Fuckin superb. No notes.

#I binged that whole first season with a friend #and we screamed at the tv every forty-five seconds #I've never wanted a character to get run over by a bus so badly in my life #like it was so embarrassing to be like 'oh she's REALLY like this and thinks it's normal'

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vincentsleftear · 2 months ago

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me when those first few notes of Foreigner’s God hit: