#My Heart Belongs To Daddy So I Simply Couldn't Be Bad (Michael x Mercedes - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

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MERCEDES BETHANY OLSON

The Part-Time Barbie, Part-Time Wednesday

"Just as we have two eyes and two feet, duality is part of life." - Carlos Santana

GENERAL INFORMATION

Name: Mercedes Bethany Olson

Nicknames: Merce, Malibu Morticia (Michael Exclusive)

Faceclaim: Emma Roberts

Age: 23

Gender: Cis Female

Sexuality: Pansexual Panromantic Polygamous

Height: 5′11″

Weight: 138lbs

Birthday: January 4th

Sign: Capricorn

Occupation: Dancer at the Peppermint Hippo

WINNIFRED “WINNIE”

Mercedes’ old girl. She has had this cat since she was ten, and loves her to pieces. Winnie doesn’t like to be bothered by most people but will come lay with Mercedes in the wee hours of the morning for cuddles. They don’t talk about it.

DAWSON

Dawson is her little troublemaker and a huge goofball. If he can get into something, he will, without a doubt. He is most often the one she will take pictures of doing stupid shit. Michael has received images of this cat wearing Mercedes’ bras.

PEONY

AKA “Our Baby” with Michael. He drove her to pick up Peony, and she refuses to accept ‘no’ as an answer. Peony is young and inexperienced, and rarely without Mercedes when she’s home. Peony has ridden in Mercedes’ purse in public a few times, as well.

QUICK FACTS

Mercedes continued to be friends with those in Stan’s dance crew after the fact, finding herself closer with Michael than she thought she’d be. She would actually consider him one of her best friends, and she trusts him implicitly.

While she can be very giving and kind, it has to be earned. She will be a real bitch until she gets to know someone.

When in Infiniti’s presence, she is catty and rude and sardonic. 

Infiniti, Mercedes, Porsche, and Ferrari hang out often, and when Infiniti isn’t around, Mercedes is the default leader. Porsche and Ferrari are more or less followers.

Mercedes dabbles in the occult thanks to Michael, but mostly only to help him with things he needs. She wants to partake in rituals and the like but she’s not totally sure where to start and isn’t sure she wants to ask Michael too much.

She will tell Michael exclusively about people giving her trouble at work, and has called him several times to help her in a bad situation.

If she likes you, she will send suggestive messages with pictures of animals instead. ‘Look at my pussy’ with pictures of her cat, or ‘Nice Cock’ with rooster images.

Headcanons Masterlist

TAGS LIST

We're Dancing Like We're Dumb Our Bodies Going Numb (Mercedes Olson)

This Photo Of Us It Don't Have A Price (Mercedes Musings)

There's A Party In Your Bedroom All Night Long (Mercedes Aesthetic)

Soho Dolls They Make You Wanna Cry (Mercedes Closet)

Sugar’s Gotta Get Out You’re Baby’s Leaving You (Mercedes Headcanons)

Still Time For Her To Come And Get Some (Mercedes Journal Entries)

VERSES

TBD

MAINS AND SHIPS

MAINS

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Michael - She Moves Like She’s Walking On Water She Moves Like The Boss’ Daughter (Mercedes and Michael - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Kyle - All The Little Pieces Make Up So Much Sense In The Distance (Mercedes and Kyle - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@throughxthexmist​ - Stan - Just Like A Monkey I’ve Been Dancing My Whole Life (Mercedes and Stan - ThroughxThexMist)

@throughxthexmist​ - Jimmy - It’d Be A Crime If I Didn’t Holler (Mercedes and Jimmy - ThroughxThexMist)

@throughxthexmist​ - Kenny - You Know You Caught My Eye (Mercedes and Kenny - ThroughxThexMist)

@south-park-saints-and-sinners​ - Chris - I Know You’re Never Satisfied (Mercedes and Chris - South-Park-Saints-And-Sinners)

@south-park-saints-and-sinners​ - Scott - Love Is Infinite Like Sun Rays (Mercedes and Scott - South-Park-Saints-And-Sinners)

SHIPS

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Michael -  My Heart Belongs To Daddy So I Simply Couldn't Be Bad (Michael x Mercedes - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@south-park-saints-and-sinners​ - Chris -  It's You That I Adore Though I Make The Boys Fall Like Dominoes (Chris x Mercedes - South-Park-Saints-And-Sinners)