#Mr.Klaus Forbes

[certifiedceraunophile]

AESTHETIC / MANIP MASTERPOST

It’s a Touch Regrettable (SAMHAIN)

The Treat at my Behest (D/S smut fic)

Hollowed Sun (Serial Killer AU)

Gilded Mire

(Norse Archeologist-Goddess AU)

Roma Invicta (Roman Gladiator AU)

Masquerade (Cinema-Celebrity AU)

Gloria Sanguis (Utopian Future AU)

(If anybody wants to check out the respective fics for each aesthetic/Manip, click the title for Fic links)

[cbk1000]

I just read For the Pikes must be Together.

And Jesus fcking Christ.

I was reminded why it’s my all time favourite future fic one shot.

Oh god the way you use just 4K words to build this entire world, pardon this entire PLANET, Mars as a colony, and the way you encompass a whole century of history into this tight little bubble of klaroline style-dystopian rebel smut .

Jesus.

The way you portray klaus in a world where he too can be killed as easily as a newborn vampire, where he is almost just as vulnerable as Caroline, where white oak stake bullets are as common as m&ms, and you’d think he’ll be overcome with paranoia and this entire layer of internal dissonance where his body and mind that has been accustomed to the permanence that is the fact that he is the APEX predator, now has to deal with being hunted prey from all sides instead of just one as it was with Mikael, you’d expect he’d go batshit crazy with his paranoia, but No, he still remains this cocky little bastard only because Caroline is by his side, he remains the lil mongrel who tells Caroline his name is Klaus, not God, but if you insist who is he to deny you Sweetheart, as she moans, who smiles like he just got good dick (which he does) every time he comes face to face with these soldiers of unmarkable skin and unbreakable bones and fucking tears them like they’re a page from his sketch pad , who is so damn proud to be Mr.Klaus Forbes and goes around proclaiming it to every living and dead and is going to die soul, who loves being manhandled by Caroline and loves it even more when she makes him bleed, who bloody proposed to her half a century ago and still can’t fucking get over it, who is so in love and just gahhhh so trashily in love, and perfect—and damnit I’m not being coherent right now but Jesus this fic does thingggggs to me—Klaus so helplessly hopelessly nervous as he silently proposes to her. And Caroline literally jumping into his arms and Klaus reliving that moment everyday and smiling like a lil sunshine shit.

*Tries to scrape blasted clumps of heart muscle from the ceiling*

God this book gives me the feels, and damn the SMUT girl, the SMUT, TWICE, two separate doses of filthy bloody smut within a 4K fic, the way Klaus always comes before Caroline because he can’t bloody control himself around her is a fucking fantasy world I will create a dragon dildo for, Caroline’s dominant role where she takes what she wants WHEN SHE WANTS IT, and she’s like you just sit there all pretty doll and moan for her, she’ll take good care of you. God, you know how much I love Domme Caroline and this is GORGEOUS,

I love how you portray an entire fantasy future sci-fi historical event in this one fic, like so many elements neatly packed and arranged it doesn’t seem like there are too many things, it’s like this one HUGE LEGEND immense as this moon being told with a gratituous helping of PORN.

Your narration as usual is FLAWLESS, the transitions seamless, the narration of an entire week of major incidents capsulated by one neatly and wittily constructed poetic sentence, LOVE LOVE LOVE.

Now I’ll go on, but I’ve harassed you enough so in the end I close with Tim’s words,

JAYSUS FECKING CHRIST, YOU MARVELLOUS BLEEDIN EEJIT, let me kiss you.

Also *tweedles fingers* I made this for you.

An edit for

The Pikes must be Together

Kay, if I ever decide to write novels for a living, you’re in charge of advertising.