#Mr. Devil 👹

[carnivorousyandeere]

Heavily inspired by Mr. Devil’s ( @heartfullofleeches ) lawyer darling with K and V, how about a tired lawyer darling with my own rich bastard (affectionate) Emmy?

“What do you look so serious for? I didn’t do it!” Emmy exclaims. She glances over at your legal assistant, then back to you. “Do they really need to be here?”

You sigh, willing the incoming headache away. “Emmy, don’t lie to me. We’ve got attorney-client privilege, so—”

“I’ve got ~privileges~ with you~?” Emmy leans forward, batting her eyelashes and circling the rim of your coffee cup with her fingertip.

“Emika.” Your use of her legal name has Emmy retreating, pouting and crossing her arms. “They found a swarovski nail gem at the scene of the crime.”

“So? That could’ve been anyone’s.”

You sigh. “No, Emmy, it really couldn’t. Most people can’t afford to have their nails done all the time, much less with real diamonds.”

“Like you? It wouldn’t be a problem to get you in with my tech, y’know, get your hands all cleaned up and even prettier than they already are. Money’s no problem.” There she goes, invading your personal space and grabbing your hand to look. “A shade of red would be killer~!”

“Emika.” You swallow down your embarrassment, extricating your hand from hers when your legal assistant clears their throat. Emika only grins mischievously this time. “That would be far outside professional boundaries.”

“What? We can’t discuss the case while at the salon? Maybe over dinner, some bubbly?”

“Emika!”

[carnivorousyandeere]

Miller…

Yandere Streamer + Delivery Driver Reader Blurb

"Package!"

You bang your fist against the apartment door, lock popping open after the second beat. Music floods from its cracks, leaving you curious as to how anyone heard you when another resident on this very floor couldn't hear you from their own living room. The query fades into irrelevancy as you wheel your cart closer to the opening door. The only thing that mattered was getting the job done so you could finally head home.

"Yeah?"

"Package for a uh...." You flip through your notes. "Miller?" That was definitely a new one. You've been delivering packages to this apartment complex from a local warehouse store for a few months by now to the point you almost knew everyone's name. The home owner's tired face gains an enormous grin, but not at the mention of the name. Rather, the voice behind it.

"Yeah, that's me. Sorry, thought you might've been someone else."

"I understand. From what I have here, you ordered a new surveillance camera, a gaming chair, and a set of deadbolt locks. You also requested set up for the chair. Is that correct?"

"Sounds about right. Come on in. Bedroom's to your right. Try not to take too long, I'm going live soon." You drag the cart in as Miller shuts and secures the door; chain lock clicking into place.

You park outside of the bedroom door, carrying the needed supplies inside and adding them to a plethora of boxes already situated inside. Must've just moved in, you conclude; despite all the worn posters and furniture placed around the room. The boxes were stacked in a way that they were out of general sight of a computer set up near a bolted window. Oddly enough, there was already a chair in front of it.

"New one's for my partner." Miller answers to the question you hadn't even asked, pointing at the chair. "Couples streaming seemed like a good way to welcome them home. All this other stuff is theirs too. Don't have much from their old home and I wanted to spoil them."

"When do they move in?"

"Today."

"I see.." You trail away from the conversation as you focus all your mental energy towards assembling their chair. You never got the proper training for this part of the job, but it wasn't rock science. Miller even helped you get started before they left the room, music blaring through the other corners of the house as they work on their own tasks. Three quarters of an hour down, and you've got it done. Miller had reentered the room around the time and had been working on their computer. They usher you over to bring the chair, offering you a seat for all your hard work.

"Y'know, I should be thanking you for all your hard work. You don't know how many times I've had to reschedule my order because they kept sending your coworker instead. Made no sense, but I guess you had other deliveries. It's whatever. All that's in the past now, baby."

Before you can ask what they mean, Miller puts on their headphones and presses a button on the keyboard. Your puzzled face appears on screen, blocked partially by the bill of your hat.

"Hey, guys! I'm here with my first stream with my spouse. Told you I was taken. I know I've hyped up their arrival, it just took a while to get things settled, but now they're finally home and here to stay."

[funtheysaid]

IWTV 2x01 Initial Thoughts (Stream Of Consciousness)

- That title card for Delainey felt very stage play to me (ahhh I adore the theatrical elements for this season)

- Ooh I love the idea that vamps can take on the emotions of whosever blood they’re drinking - it’s like the vampire equivalent of when werewolves can smell ppl’s emotions and fears through chemosignals (a la Teen Wolf iykyk)

- “Disregard” is the funniest shit ever 😂 Oldmaniel they could never make me hate you

- There’s a Real Rashid OMFG ??? Lol imagine he’s not actually Rashid and they pull one over on us again I’d fucking shit myself

- “Your love was in a box” OH MY GOD EAT HIM UP DANNY BOY

- OMG OMG LOUSTAT ITS HAPPENIGN ITS HAPPENING EVERYONE SHUT UP

- I MISS YOU TOO LESTAT

- “Quite fucked” 😏😏😏

- “mon amour” “mon cher” “love” IM GOING TO EXSANGUINATE MYSELF ISTG

- The singular finger on Louis’ chin 🥲 so delicate so soft so bad for my mental health

- I like Emilia

- “They are not used to seeing man with good looks” OKAY I know they’re just racists BUT she also wasn’t lying bc beautiful Louis is canon god bless you Jacob Anderson

- Lol Morgan a little fruity

- OOH memory is a monster! They be redoing scenes as Louis “fixes” his memories !!!! That’s gonna show up again for sure :))))

- “Stupid Halloween costume” Daniel Molloy the brat that you are (is okay, Armand likes brats) *cough cough*

- I’ve never seen someone *elegantly* close an iPad before. Armand, you have bewitched me.

- The fucking sexual tension between DM is stifling 🥵😶‍🌫️ Um if this is us “not getting Devil’s Minion” then I think imma be okay

- Claudia pushing the little racist boy 🤪🥹 we can’t help but to stan

- WTF AMC you can’t just jumpscare me with a Grace photograph :’)))

- “UP YOUR BUM” EXCUSE ME MORGAN I KNEW YOU WERE FRUITY BUT SIRRRR?

- so the makeup department really put their whole sfxussies into that decrepit ass abomination

- Louis: Alexa, play Mr. Steal Your Girl by Trey Songz

- Claudia calling Louis Daddy in S1: ☺️🍭👼 Claudia calling Louis Daddy in S2: 😖🤢😟

- I’m dubbing Louis “The Rat Prince”

- “If he can’t take you ballroom dancing and call you pretty” ICONIC.

- “the motherfucker” it’s on sight Bruce or Killer or whatever the fuck your name was 🤕🥊

- “her hand twitched like yours would” why was that line lowkey out of pocket. My mans has Parkinson’s Louis !!!!

- SHE DREAMS 😭 MY FUCKING GOD STOP MY EYES ARE GONNA BE PUFFY WHEN I WAKE UP TOMORROW

- that wasn’t even acting that was some REAL shit. Get Jacob Anderson his Emmy or Oscar or Tony or whatever the fuck I just need him to be awarded for his talent

- Daniel’s soft compassionate side: rare but that much more meaningful when it makes an appearance

- LOUIS you did not just do Emilia dirty like that TF!?! She helped you dude.

- “Human affairs. Their problem.” Not you listening to Lestat now of all times

- “Catfish with teeth” Louis can really read a bitch to filth can’t he?

- AHHH THERE ARE TWO OF THE FUCKERS 👹👹

- Oh shit he’s a kid okay I’m sorry for calling you an abomination earlier. That was mean.

- Woman vampire, you standing precariously close to that fire 👀

- Delainey’s facial expressions are the perfect blend of innocent and slightly unsettling

- OPP INTO THE FIRE SHE GOES rip 🔥

- What the hell is a bacon triptych am I just stupid don’t answer that

- Armand you ain’t beating the iPad kid allegations

- “It’s his drug” He said that with such malice. Is this a “he needed me but he needed drugs more” plot line???

- So Dubai Loumand is chilly frigid tepid frosty glacial

- Free feet? Okay im sorry

- “We can have him saying what happened next in no time” okay wait hold up why you making it sound like YOU don’t know what happened next and you need him to tell you???

- oh danny boy whistling while the couple he’s counseling walks in… is this a comedy or ?

- Daniel: yeah? 🤓 Armand: yeah 🫦

- “the mother of New Orleans” oh he misses home

- LMFAO Daniel interrupting Armand before he can start soliloquizing

- Louis and Claudia in a truck full of art which they belong in bc they too are pieces of art to me

- hard words. soft words. 🥺

- “a shit life beats no life” god damn this monologue feels like Louis is speaking directly to my soul

- “as long as you walk the earth I’ll never taste the fire” If this is foreshadowing I- I- I don’t know what I’ll do but it’s going to involve a baseball bat and a waffle iron and my head

- “it would be enough” pan to Lestat 💀 you can’t be fucking serious right now you just cannot

- okay it’s over and the teaser for the season just started playing and I just have to shout out the score bc damn if those violins don’t get me every god damn time

(Stutter) That’s all, folks! 🐷👋

[bonnieventure]

THIS or THAT pt. 28

DWARF HAMSTER 🐭 or GUINEA PIG 🐹 CUPID 💘 or EROS 🏹 TOOTHPASTE 🦷 or MOUTHWASH 👄 ARIES ♈ or SAGITTARIUS ♐ JERSEY DEVIL 👹 or KENTUCKY GOBLIN 👾 FRIDGE 🧊 or PANTRY 🥫 SALSA 🍅 or GUACAMOLE 🥑 NANCY DREW 🔎 or HARDY BOYS 🔦 SNIPS & SNAILS 🐌 or PUPPY DOGS TAILS 🐕 VHS TAPE 📼 or FLOPPY DISK 💾 ELEVATOR ↕ or ESCALATOR 📶 EARTH 🌱 or AIR 💨 ORPHAN ANNIE 👩‍🦰 or RAGGEDY ANN 🧶 LAFFY TAFFY 🍬 or PIXY STIX ✨ MONOPOLY MAN 🎩 or MR. PEANUT 🥜 TOAD 🍄 or YOSHI 🦕 ORANGE MARMALADE 🍊 or PEACH PRESERVES 🍑 GREEN 🟢 or PURPLE 🟣 KINETIC SAND ⌛ or PLAY-DOH 🟨

[carnivorousyandeere]

Tagged By: @heartfullofleeches

Last Song: Rider in Red by Savant (Halloween Playlist)

Favorite Color: green + teal, especially darker tones :)

Currently Watching: Halloween Craft Videos

Last Movie: Scream (1996)

Currently Reading: informational articles and personal stories about various kinks 😭

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: probably savory! Trying to slowly increase the spice tolerance in order to try more food from around the world though 🫶

Relationship: single and terrified of the mortifying ordeal of being known like that ✌️😔✌️

Current Obsessions: HALLOWEEN, writing, history and social implications of the horror genre

The Last Thing I Googled: “how long to cook jasmine rice” 💀 despite looking it up, still managed to burn the rice at the bottom of the pot somehow 😭💀💀💀

Currently Working On: kinktober, editing a short YouTube asmr roleplay video, writing more scripts

No pressure tags: @s3thistir3d , @darling--core , @devourable , @yanderu-deredere , and Iike Mr. Devil said, anyone else who’d like to join in 🫶

9 people you'd like to get to know better

Tagged by @steven-grants-world <3

Last song: Fascination / 101 String Orchestra (bc of @runa-falls and her lovely drabble)

Favorite Color: green (especially sage/forest)

Currently Watching: Moon Knight, The Mandalorian, Ugly Betty, Daredevil

Last Movie: oh golly I think it was In Secret (2013), I'm still blushing

Currently Reading: Stardust by Neil Gaiman

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: savory, I love a good soup 👌

Relationship Status: singling and terrified of mingling (the men on my phone can't hurt me if this is the only app I use)

Current Obsession(s): Oscar Isaac, Pedro Pascal, Across the Spiderverse, MOON KNIGHT

Last Thing I Googled: Dead Again (1991)

Currently Working On: a paint-by-number, chapter 3 of Last Night (my jake lockley/reader fic) finally unpacking from moving in July 💀

No pressure tags: @virtie333, @dowbastan @awakeandlonely, @howellatme, @suddenlysteven, @arrozyfrijoles23, @readerthatreadsss, @ssp3ctor, @crescentbelle

[apaladinsventure]

Devils…👹📚

“My devil had been long caged, he came out roaring.”

——

The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, Robert Louis Stevenson 📖

#Art 🎨 by Fenice8

[pipelinelaserraygun]

🍇🍞📖⬆️ Coverage of the October 2024 HOMELESS outreach: HERE, later today, with exactly 1 week to go before Presidential Elections.

Priorities REMAIN the same: help all those who have, alike, FALLEN through the cracks, voluntarily AND involuntarily.

One way or another, HALF 🇺🇸 the country ARE going to be losers, after November 5.

J6, on STEROIDS, should the conservatives win.

Servants of 👿 the devil were NEVER going to relinquish power and surrender to God. There WILL be weeping and gnashing of teeth, a show of unsportsmanlike conduct.

To counter violent protests, there needs to be some sort of assurance sent to the "woke" communities that they WILL CONTINUE ON, AS LONG AS THEY DON'T insist upon freedom at the EXPENSE of oppressing/institutionalizing censorship of conservative Christians.

Immediately, quit calling for open borders. AND ✂️ STOP CUTTING OFF the body parts of Children.

https://www.wsj.com/politics/elections/left-wrestles-with-a-possible-trump-win-40857a95

Introspection, soul searching and access to mental health professionals‼️

Where should 🤬 the anger be directed at, OTHER than to 👿👹👺 the evil outcasts?

Warning to ruPaul, Big mike, & others waiting in the wings from now, until 2028: 💍✝️ My HONORIFIC is the Bride.

The gauntlet has been set down, long ago: 🎵🎶 "You can't deny, the path, IT may NEVER fulfill you. It LONGS to kill you. Are you willing to die?"

Not through a power created by human hands, but by the authority vested ⚖️ IN me, Mrs. Jesus Christ.

Her (the Bridal Party M/F ✝️) Maiden name ISN'T the 💥 kapow: It's through marriage.

[lynksease]

my dear mrs hunter… you have arth-rit-us dont you …? (yeth i do 👵🏻) yes… the devil is in your hands and eeeeyeee will THUCK IT OUT. 😈 now, i will not cast this ghost 👻 out with a fever. for the new spirit inside me has shown me that i have a new way to communicate… it is a gentle whisper… 😇 get out… of here ghost… get out of here ghost. 😶 get out. geettt out. ghost… get out of here ghost… 🤝😋👅 get out of here ghost. get out of here and dont you dare turn around and come back. for if you do- all the armies of my BOOT 👢 will kick you in the Teeth 🦷 😬 AND YOU WILL BE CAST UP AND THROWN In The Dirt AND 💁‍♀️ (unintelligible) AND AS LONG AS I HAVE TEETH I WILL BITE YOU, AND IF I HAVE NO TEETH THEN I WILL GUM 👵🏻 YOU. AND AS LONG AS I HAVE FISTS 👊🏼🥊🎳 I WILL B A S H YEW NOW GET OUT OF HERE 👻GHOST 👹GET OUT GEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAT AAAOOOOUUUUUUUUTTTTT (of here ghost) GETTTTTT OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT of here ghost GHHUDUUGGHHJAKLLLHH 👹👹👹

❌👿AND IT LEFT! 🧍🏻‍♂️👏

[carnivorousyandeere]

do you have designs for your jesters so i may draw them with my jester if you're cool with it

I would love that!! Thank you so much!!

I don’t truly have specific costumes in mind for them, besides their color palettes and masks— Gin’s being red, black, and gold; Tonic’s being green, white, and silver. Gin’s mask looks a little angrier, a little less-taken care of; the eyebrow ridges have a different angle to Tonic’s, and the paint is cracked with age. Tonic’s mask is neat, freshly painted— a slight downward slope of the eyeholes adds a touch of sadness. Their masks and costumes cover most of their “skin”— the shape of the clothing helps remind them of what humans might be shaped like. Both of them are also rather short and slim, like some gymnasts. Their true forms are more amporphous; out of the corner of your eye, you may see that what looked like wavy human hair moves like a snake or an underwater anemone, but when you blink and look at it again… it’s just hair. Though you usually won’t even see their hair, as they both wear the jester hats.

[carnivorousyandeere]

I saw a video of a vampire bat drinking cow's blood and now all I'm thinking about is Carnis and Vampire/Bat Hybrid Darling- Darling has an ultimate and willing blood bag and all they have to do is take good care of them and reward them with treats every now and then. The price of junk food and candy is nothing compared to what they used to have to pay for warm blood before finding this poor sweetie in the streets. Carnis reveals their regenerative abilities the first chance they get to prove their worth to darling. Darling can sell their parts or put them throw any hardship if it means they have a home. Darling probably wouldn't want to hurt the poor cow more than needed and honestly feels a little bad for them.

Maybe Darling works at a shady blood bank and meets Carnis that way. A receptionist who turns a blind eye to what really goes around the office so long as they get their weekly payment of blood and cash. They develop a bit of a soft spot for the hybrid who stumbles into the building every now and again. Their clothes are awfully dirty and there's no telling if they even knew what a hairbrush was, but they always light up whenever they talk to Darling. It's probably because of the suckers Reader hands out with every visit, but the company is nice in this environment. They ask Darling what their favorite snacks are and brings as many as their arms can carry whenever they return. Unlike most clinics, the one reader works at has no limit for patients to donate and so they see Carnis quite often. They really shouldn't pry, but curiosity gets the better of them.

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"Hey, this is like... the fifth time you've come in this week and it's only Tuesday. What would you possibly be wasting all that money on? - how you're even standing straight is a better question."

"candy... the nice man said...said I could have anything in his store if I bring some."

"Have you seriously been buying nothing but candy all these months?."

"No...no... gifts for you... remember? To show you I'm...I'm interested."

"Interested?"

"What he said... You're... nice.. gave me candy.. I like nice things. I like candy. I like you."

"....Ok, I get off in twenty minutes. We'll get you some real food and then I'll drop you off at home. It's not fair if we both have to starve."

"Home?"

"Yea. You have one don't you?"

The cow silently shakes their head. "Never..."

"Well since I'm pretty sure it's your blood that's been keeping me fed I guess the least I can do is lend you my couch for a couple nights. Sounds good?"

"Stay...with you? Sounds good... Happy... Thank you... Promise I won't make trouble."

[hamilpop]

The Jersey Devil

Do you have a favorite cryptid? As a native New Jerseyan, mine is definitely the 13th child of Old Mrs. Leeds, otherwise known as the Jersey Devil. I finally got to make it into a custom, including with a map of the Garden State as a tuft of hair on its chest. 👹🐴🦇🐉🇺🇸

Available now at my Etsy!

[carnivorousyandeere]

Also like, anything I post with bimbo and clown/jester etc characters is definitely inspired by Mr. Devil’s ( @heartfullofleeches ) work, they have so many wonderful characters like that. I especially love their himbo readers~

[mayans-sauce]

Why did I think it was just 10K bells to relocate houses?! But no it’s 50K! No surprise since mr Tom nook is a fucking scammer and the devil himself👹 time to invest in turnips again because I only have 300K in my bank🙂

I think it’s time to change up my entire island on Animal Crossing lol. Yes I worked super hard on it but I’m tired as fuck at how it looks

[carnivorousyandeere]

The Jesters.

Heavily inspired by Mr. Devil’s ( @heartfullofleeches ) work, so they are the Jesters’ godparent (devilparent?)

@hana-no-seiiki @sophiethewitch1 since y’all seemed interested in the Jesters too~

You’d heard tale of the twin jesters, Gin and Tonic— their ability to make the stoniest of people laugh, their incredible acrobatic talent, and, most curiously of all, their aversion to being seen without their masks.

Their performance is everything you’d expect.

Their bodies bend and contort in the low light of the tent, music and fog filling the air as they perform. People of the court laugh and jeer at the pair’s antics as one trips the other, then ooh and aah as they smoothly recover and land in improbable positions.

The pair begins to look throughout the audience for a volunteer. Gin— you think that’s her, the red outfit and almost angry smile on the mask— tiptoes behind you, and leans over. This close, you see cracks in the paint of the mask, the eye paint she wears under the mask clumped in her eyelashes as she stares into your soul. Tonic skips over from across the room, and reaches a green and white glove to you. Their eyes sparkle with a mirth and warmth that Gin’s don’t.

[carnivorousyandeere]

Who is Mr.Devil's V level of incel

Hell yeah, shout-out to my friend the GOAT @heartfullofleeches 😤💪🤝

Unfortunately I have nobody that holds even a CANDLE to the original Rat King, V himself. Maybe Thorn, Memphis, and Scott would be gaming buddies of his; I imagine their discord server together would be kinda rancid

[carnivorousyandeere]

Erin Vendetta V can get it

RIGHT??? I don’t know what Mr. Devil put into those three, but they’re downright addictive 😭