#Mr Sandman

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you forgot

Meet the polycule

[0lliecl0wn]

PUNCH OUT HEADCANONS: Clueless Friends Edition

so i showed my friends the punch out cast and asked them to make up headcanons for them (they have never seen nor heard of punch out outside of me rambling to them about it)

so uh

here it is

GLASS JOE

-Wet the bed as a kid

-Probably still does it

-Denys it

-Goes honk shoo honk shoo when he sleeps

-Had a mullet in middle school

-Has to draw on his eyebrows

-Mouth Breather™

-Wears a cap and nightgown and holds a candle at night

-Can’t swim

VON KAISER

-Bartender

-Screams into his pillow at night

-Screams like a little girl

-Wore light-up Sketchers in middle school

-Got bullied for it

-Goes to the gym to cope

-Fucking YEETS the dumbells

-Flexes on people (also to cope)

-If he is told to sleep on the couch, he will sadly sulk there like a emo person (cue sad hamster music)

DISCO KID

-Babygirl

-Zesty

-Took ballet/gymnastics

-Optimist

-Accidentally broke a trampoline

-Was the popular kid in school

-THE sweetest guy

-Cat person

-Owns 4 cats

-Wears fluffy robes

KING HIPPO

-Plays League of Legends

-Tweaks out HARD at Angry Birds and Super Mario Wii (friend is totally not projecting)

-Really good at board games

-Gamer

-Patrick Star kinnie

-Does NOT cackle. He giggles

-Has Live Laugh Love framed over his toilet

-His snores have caused earthquakes

-Heavy sleeper

PISTON HONDO

-”He did WHAT in his Honda?!”

-Behaves like that one English teacher you had in middle school

-aka the ”Never in my 15 years of teaching have I seen a substitute report this bad” teacher

-ponders

-Dances to animation memes

-Worked at Burger King once

-Constantly pissed

-Goes honk mimimimi when he sleeps

-If he ate a cheeseburger he would explode

-Was the guy who made the post that just says “everytime a new chicken sandwich releases”

BEAR HUGGER

-Smells PUTRID

-Real name is Cleetus

-Lumberjack

-Has a lisp

-Gets food in his beard

-Eats it (EWWWW 🤢)

-His theme song is “Entry of the Gladiators” (aka clown music)

-Wouldn’t survive a day in the military

-Plays Microsoft Flight Simulator

-Goes “weeeeee!” as the plane flies

-Has a poster that says “Eat Slur Game Repeat”

-Redneck

-Has a shirt that says ”These Fists Are Rated E for Everyone”

GREAT TIGER

-HOT

-Has the most beautiful hair but hides it

-Binged My Little Pony

-Binged Twilight

-Plays with Barbie dolls

-Listens to Kpop

-AMAZING at Just Dance

-Also good at DDR

-Plays Pikmin

-Loves the Stone Pikmin

DON FLAMENCO

-Once got addicted to cough drops

-Uses really bad pick up lines

-Does really bad trickshots to impress girls

-Slips like a cartoon character. His shoes go flying every time

-Watched MLP with Great Tiger

-Watches Mean Girls

-Kins Regina George

-Cried when she got hit by a bus

-Zesty

-Scoliosis

-Can pick my friend up with one hand

-Would lean on a wall, say “hey cutie, you free tonight?” and immediately have a coughing fit

-Took an Am I Gay? Quiz. It said yes and refuses to believe it (internalized biphobia)

-Likes big butts and he cannot lie

ARAN RYAN

-Menace

-Actually very lightweight, refuses to admit it

-Bullies kids on ROBLOX

-Keeps getting censored in chat

-Plays Dress to Impress

-Would hit you if so desired

-Uses Joker quotes

-Bakes pink cupcake in spare time

-Would make a balloon animal for a kid and then pop it like Gru

-The guy he tickled in his character intro was Don Flamenco

-Killed someone, steals, graffitis, takes candy from babies

-Should be in jail

-ADHD

-”Ya prob’ly got cheeseburgers in those gloves, have ya Mac?!” “well you have horseshoes”

SODA POPINSKI

-Dropped on the head as a kid

-Nicknamed ”Pinhead Larry”

-Oiled up

-Naturally loud

-Skipped leg day

-Mr. Krabs walking sound when he tiptoes

-Speedruns Hello Neighbor

-Hands are too big for the keyboard

-Makes dad jokes and laughs at himself because no one else laughs

-Gets bullied by Aran Ryan for his dad jokes

BALD BULL

-Someone threw a bowling ball at his head

-Peak Male Performance

-40% chip (context for this is in comments)

-Watched game shows, was in one once

-Blurts out the answers at the TV, gets pissed every time they get it wrong and screams

-Screams like the ash baby

-Shakes randomly

-Ate lead paint

-Ate a glow stick

-”ladies, ladies, calm down, theres enough of me to go around” (stolen from don flamenco, difference is this actually works)

-ash baby coded???

-Teeters on the line of being ugly and hot

-Gets beauty sleep

-20 step skincare routine

SUPER MACHO MAN

-”he looks like a founding father”

-Shrimp posture

-UGLY??

-Listens to phonk unironically

-Has jiggle physics

-Uses his chest to type on keyboards

-says “eureka!” when he as an idea

-FAKE chain

-wears speedos (canon)

-its his only outfit

-played five nights at freddys and shit himself

-Pimp

-GILF

-Looks 72, is 27

MR. SANDMAN

-Drag Queen

-Chappell Roan listener

-Once tried to wax his nose but got q tips stuck in it

-REALLY into horoscopes and gemstones

-NAPALMED a homeless shelter

-Dances like the dame tu cosita guy

-fucken BUSTS IT DOWN to every song

-Throws gang signs in his boxing gloves??

-Does the Omni-Man squat sometimes

-Ate a lightbulb and that's why his skin glows

-Skips to the song “Mr. Sandman” because he’s babygirl like that

LITTLE MAC

-Floats in the air when he smells pie

-Anime protagonist

-Loves Ben 10

-Had a greasy mohawk

-Ate a bug

-Sticks his head out of the car window

-Gulps and goes “EEEYIKES!!!” when he has to fight a strong opponent

-Listens to Mitski

-Loves the movie Ratatouille

-His favorite character is Remy’s brother

-Makes kandi bracelets

-Asserts dominance by T-posing

DOC LOUIS

-Wears yoga pants

-Has asthma

-Runs up the stairs on all fours

-Maximum silly

-Watches romcoms and cries

-Draws watches on his wrist and looks at it when someone asks him for the time

-Watched Skibidi Toilet AND knows all of the lore

-Doesn’t know what a tampon is

-Listens to the song that goes “once I was seven years old”

-Mama’s boy

-HORRIBLE driver

[chesscayk]

What each boxer would bring on Thanksgiving dinner!:

Glass Joe: Freshly baked homemade pastries!!

Von Kaiser: Bratwurst and a grill,,

Disco Kid: THE DRINKS (along with Soda Popinski) and his SPEAKERS!

King Hippo: Shit tons of fruit and TWO whole spit roasted pigs

Piston Hondo: Tons of meat to grill

Bear Hugger: The turkey (which he raised) and ham (He also raised)

Great Tiger: Microphone to SING—Also brought a charcuterie board

Don Flamenco: Carmen. And pumpkin pie they bought from Costco.

Aran Ryan: Pizza. Got pineapple and pepperoni pizza to spite others

Soda Popinski: I think you know.

Bald Bull: Surprisingly makes good mashed potatoes, and also made gravy

Super Macho Man: Didn’t bring anything, since he was the one that hosted at his house

Mr. Sandman: Visited Joe to baked alongside him, and baked green bean casserole. Also bought the utensils.

Little Mac: His mother insisted he bring some of her homemade sweet potato pie

Doc Louis: Store bought chocolate cake, of course!

[matchamabs]

Punch-Out!! Comic Project

oh my god we did it. it took like 6+ months but just in time for the 15th anniversary of the release of Punch-Out!! for the Wii, we created our own comic panels inspired by the original ones released alongside the game! a labour of love and extreme hyper-fixation lmao! please read them all because they're absolutely fantastic! and here are all the artists responsible <3 <3

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Glass Joe: @blormpo

Von Kaiser: @matchamabs

Disco Kid: @derpposen

King Hippo: @pulporila

Piston Hondo: @honeyhive65

Bear Hugger: @scrubazoid

Great Tiger: @glassjoemybeloved

Don Flamenco: @powpowpunchout

Aran Ryan: @ohshy

Soda Popinski: @fan-mans

Bald Bull: @lazypastrys-thingymajingky

Super Macho Man: @sukipershipper

Mr Sandman: @ashtxeman

Little Mac: @lukasdoodles

Donkey Kong: @bellasbarginart

[cookiiemancer]

GITM -> @venomous-qwille

[foundfamily-connoisseur]

Height Chart for these bitches!!! Most of them are true to canon heights but others were from what the heart said

Little Mac...my littlest boy...my sweet summer child how everyone dwarfs you so ♥️

Couldn't fit King Hippo in 😔 he too beeg

[nai418]

Youtube comments where Aran is bullying everyone

[unholy-idiot]

haiii here’s what I think the punch out (Wii) characters would wear too sleep :33

Minor Circuit

Major Circuit

World Circuit

The other ones >_>

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[4suitedplayingcard]

Punchy drawings because lmao

Og pic for the second drawing under the cut:

[darkita11]

SNES moment

[plant-bitch-lol]

YOU BETTER ROCK BITCH!!!! HOLD ON!!!!

Inspo from @peppermintpillz HAAII

[peppermintpillz]

Meme break as I catch up on drawing

[anar-chii]

So uh... Punch Out!! hyperfixation just came back... seen these kinda posts around before, so wanted to make my own ^^

[atypical-artisan]

Super Punch Out is 30 today!

Myself and a few others decided to re-make the posters from the spo manual to celebrate! Please enjoy the-

SUPER PUNCH OUT POSTER PROJECT!!

And here are all the lovely artists that helped me put it all together!! I thank you a billion and one times for making my little dream a reality!

Birdie Mac - collab between @zoidennnfie (Portrait), @fruitful-gummies (Name, blurb, and stats), Me (Colors, everything else drawn), @ohshy (Rendering and cool effects)

Gabby Jay - @ohshy

Bear Hugger - @sukipershipper

Piston Hurricane - @asmothe-racoon

Bald Bull - @powpowpunchout

Bob Charlie - @paunchout

Dragon Chan - @glassjoemybeloved

Masked Muscle - @upperhug

Mr. Sandman - @honeyhive65

Aran Ryan - Me! (See more versions and my thoughts on it here)

Heike Kagero - @scrubazoid

Super Macho Man - @fruitful-gummies

Mad Clown - @matchamabs (Go check out her comic project from may! It inspired this!)

Narcis Prince - @tonitheloftwing

Hoy Quarlow - @blormpo (No longer on tumblr but goes by blormpo_epicfail in most places)

Rick Bruiser - @ratticus-ratt

Nick Bruiser - @zoidennnfie

Background art - @lazypastry (Absolute champ for making Birdie's w out me asking :P)

And for some extra fun: Shitposters/silly goofy versions some of us made for shits n giggles (Warning for mild nsfw under the cut)

[vampirtulpe]

Making stupid memes that only appeal to me is my passion

[cookiiemancer]

Art dump!

GITM belongs to @venomous-qwille