#Mr Neuvillette my beloved

[antea21]

I decided to do update to my profile info page from genshin and show what changed since then.

The changes may be small but for me they show the progress of my account and the genshin map in itself and also which namecards I still use and which I changed for more liked ones.

So well, I’ll ask again…

What sort of player do you think I am by looking at my profile info?

[theactualsunshinechild]

Can I just say the straight line style polycule that is Hu Tao x Furina x Neuvillette x Zhongli never stops being top tier comedy to me and it feels like no one talks about it.

Like, come on guys, it's got everything you could possibly ask for!

Newly mortal girl finally getting to live her own life after centuries of playing a role meets super chill and supportive funeral parlor director who can ease any worries she may have about death as a concept and also play pranks on her, drag her fun places, and help her make up with her long term situationship Dragon Sovereign who is deeply devoted to making her happy.

Honestly this is already fantastic; Neuvillette gets Gremlin (beloved) and Gremlin (mischievous) in his life! He brings Furina flowers after her performances and has a collection of autographed photos from each in his room. Hu Tao comes by to hang out in his office and bother him about marketing her funeral parlor, and he has to explain advertisement laws in Fontaine and how several of her ideas would get her arrested and that this would make Lady Furina quite upset. She teases him for "being a simp" and it slides off him like water.

Furina has a collection of pressed flowers from each of Neuvillete's bouquets in her room. Hu Tao taught her how to press and preserve flowers after her sopping wet meowmeow of a girlfriend cried in her arms about that first bouquet starting to wither.

Hu Tao drags both of them into playing TCG with her any time she can, and is always putting in word with local and visiting theater troupes about her girlfriend's acting talent and excellent director services. She loves seeing Furina squeal at the sight of a ghost, but usually shoos them away unless she's trying to spook her on purpose. Sometimes she runs her poetry by Neuvillette before going to recite it to Furina because she finds he has a good eye for it, and sometimes is able to convince him to put his own feelings into words through poetry as well.

Fontaine is full of tabloids arguing about who Fontaine's superstar is Actually Dating, and no one is certain! She is seen on the beach walking hand in hand with the Iudex merely two days after having publicly ordering the couple's special at a renowned coffeeshop with a strange Liyue girl. She has not denied dating either of them, nor has there been any indication of a breakup??? The two suitors have been spotted out purchasing her favorite sweets together, so they don't appear to be on bad terms??? The papers have no idea what to do with this and it is hilarious.

And then Zhongli enters the picture. Mysteriously absent any time Neuvillette comes by with Furina, but always there to chat and provide wild trivia when it's just the girls hanging out. And the girls have caught on. Hu Tao has a pretty good idea of what's up, but Furina?

Furina convenes with her girlfriend and is like "I think that employee of yours, Mr. Zhongli, might have a thing for Neuvillette? I've seen many dramas in my lifetime, but this is still the most obvious crush I've seen in centuries. Any time I mention Neuvillette he gets stiff as a board, turns seven different colors, and starts avoiding eye contact like the plague! It's like he thinks someone is going to bite his head off if he so much as thinks about the man! A shame too, they seem like they'd get along so well..."

Hu Tao, fighting for her life to not fall into fits of laughter: "We should set them up on a date"

Furina gets super excited about it! This is just like in one of her favorite plays!! Hu Tao adds fuel to the fire by teasing Zhongli about his "crush" in front of Furina one time, and he politely denies having any such thoughts about the reputable and honorable Iudex. Furina just becomes further convinced she's correctly judged the situation. Hu Tao knows exactly what she is doing and is reveling in the situation she is putting her consultant into.

Furina has all the details meticulously planned out, she is vibrating with excitement to matchmake her partner with someone so well suited for him. Hu Tao helps her find a suitable location in Chenyu, (near Fontaine, excellent tea, the perfect place to set a trap- sorry, date) They talk to the staff and the staff is excited to help.

Neuvillette keeps hearing from Furina about this charming man he simply must meet and how "he's exactly your type" and "is totally crushing on you" and he's a little nervous, but agrees to try and attend this blind date because he trusts Lady Furina's judgement, and he can't deny he IS curious to meet someone who can allegedly distinguish where an ore comes from on sight and taste minute differences in the mineral concentration of the tea water the way Furina claims this man can. Neuvillette arrives to the teahouse knowing only that he is going on a date with someone who is "secretly harboring feeling for him".

As for Zhongli? He knows something is up, but can't quite tell What exactly Director Hu is planning. When he's given some pocket money and told to attend a very important meeting in her stead at the teahouse, he goes, if only out of curiosity. (And of course, who would miss out on such quality tea?)

When the Iudex of Fontaine walks in and zeroes in on him and his table with slitted eyes, Zhongli seriously considers whether or not he can get away with faking his own death a second time on such short notice.

The answer of course is No, but he discovers he doesn't Have To, at least not yet. The Hydro Dragon Sovereign power walks up to the table, looking to be on the verge of attempting to drag Morax back to Fontaine for judgement by the scruff of his neck if necessary, but then seems to pause to properly look at the other man and consider the spread of tea and appetizers peacefully sitting in front of him. He throws a glance around the room, catching the interested looks the staff is poorly hiding, then catches and holds Zhongli's gaze as if searching for something in it. Celestia only knows what he's trying to decipher, and Zhongli can only clench his teacup and pray that whatever he finds is enough to convince him to let this go for the moment. He can feel the heat climbing up the back of his neck, his tie feeling a bit too tight for comfort, but he swallows down the nerves and tries for a pacifying smile.

(He's pretty sure it comes out a bit more tense than intended)

((He's also pretty sure the Hydro Dragon Sovereign can hear the pounding of the blood rushing in his veins, probably even sense the sweat building up under his collar))

(((The way his eyes flicked to watch his throat as he swallowed gives the impression of a creature considering the ease with which that throat can be torn out with its teeth)))

"You've come all this way; would you care to try the tea, Monsieur Neuvillette? It is a local specialty of this region, meticulously hand picked and dried using traditional methods passed down for generations. I am quite confident you may find it to your liking, though the local water is also quite distinctive, and I'm sure we can get you a glass if that is what you prefer. Had I known to expect your presence I would have requested one already," He keeps his speech calm and measured, even as his heart tries to climb out of his chest from the tension. No need to worry. If it comes down to it, he's has seen his fair share of war and battle. He can take him. Or at least could have taken him... a fully fledged Dragon Sovereign is a battle he would much rather simply not engage in. There is wisdom, after all, in not picking fights where mediation and contractual obligation can suffice. And social contract is as much a form of contract as any other. Surely the esteemed Iudex understands this...

Neuvillette relieves Zhongli of his intense stare and sits down without so much as a threat. The tension leaks out of Zhongli's posture ever so slightly as Neuvillette picks up the cup of freshly brewed tea that had been presented to him. Seems whatever he found sufficed to stay his hand for now.

Neuvillette is too busy reeling, trying to come to terms with the notion that an Usurper he is determined to judge for his sins has apparently developed some kind of romantic interest in him. He will still be judged, of course, it is only right. But... that doesn't mean that such tender feelings must be cruelly rejected without even having been given a chance. Furina believes in this man's suitability, after all, whether she knows his archon nature or not. And he would be remiss to overlook her opinion. She had always held deep insights into people's natures that Neuvillette himself never could quite grasp as thoroughly. Her incredible humanity and understanding is something he values dearly, and she was technically an Archon herself at one point after all, and yet, he loves her all the same. The cup wafts with a pleasant warmth and the taste of tea infused mountain spring water lingers on his tongue, as gold eyes observe him attentively, looking for his reaction. Yes, it is only fair. He will make an honest attempt to view this man before him as more than just an Usurper, and judge his eligibility as a romantic partner as a separate case.

For the entire rest of the "date" Zhongli is stressed, making conversation like his life depends on it, throwing in some flattering comments here and there to feed the air of polite goodwill he's trying to foster, and trying his best to read Neuvillette, who remains remarkably inscrutable. In the meantime, Neuvillette is just politely allowing himself to be rizzed up.

Neuvillette goes home pleasantly surprised by the experience.

Neuvillette: "You were quite right about him Lady Furina, Mr. Zhongli is indeed a terribly charming and intelligent man with refined tastes and a dignified manner. I'm afraid you have accurately predicted that I could indeed become quite fond of him. A shame I will have to judge him someday, but as you've experienced, I do not allow myself to be biased in formally judging individuals I have feelings for. Nevertheless, it really is quite insightful of you to have me get to know the Geo Archon outside of a courtroom setting."

Furina: "...............the who"

Zhongli is dragging himself home worn out from the encounter, feeling his age in his bones and wanting nothing more than to lie down and not think about the Next Time he was assured he would be contacted about.

Hu Tao, standing at the door, grinning: "soooooooo.... how was your hot date with the Iudex?"

Zhongli: "...............my what"

Hu Tao: "Ayah~ Surely you realized it was a date? Furina has been so excited to set this up for you since you seemed like you were going to avoid it forever! She told her boyfriend aaaaall about your little crush on him and told him to give you a shot! Surely you didn't fumble him that bad?"

Zhongli, suddenly reevaluating every single thing that happened during dinner in a brand new light: "I am not sure what the best term to describe what occurred is, but he did ask to see me again."

Hu Tao: "My my, who knew my consultant could be such a rizzler! A bet lost/ A prize won/ A love found/ A heart surrendered!"

Zhongli: ".....You bet against me?"

Hu Tao smoothly avoids answering that by handing him some paperwork, leaving some instructions and skipping off to go about her business.

[lucky-rabbits]

hi self-ship pinned post yippee 🐇✨

hi i'm arden [he/him, adult] and i've got so many awful video game men rotating in my brain and if i dont talk about them i will Explode

i'm mostly into genshin impact, HSR/HI3rd, wuthering waves, and punishing gray raven right now & would love to meet new friends!!!!!!

i've been mostly inactive but wanna start using this account more :]

my forever beloved:

🐺Solas Fen'Harel (Dragon Age) ❤️

my main guys are:

🦦Neuvillette (Genshin Impact) 🎲Aventurine (Honkai: Star Rail) ⚜️Otto Apocalypse (Honkai Impact 3rd) 💍 🥀Roland (Punishing: Gray Raven) 💍 🧬Xiangli Yao (Wuthering Waves)

sometimes:

⚗️Rene de Petrichor (Genshin Impact) ⛓️Wriothesley (Genshin Impact) 🔥Jiaoqiu (Honkai: Star Rail) 🐦‍⬛Sunday (Honkai: Star Rail) 🎬Mr Reca (Honkai: Star Rail) 🟨Void Archives (Honkai: Impact 3rd) 🦅Chrome (PGR) 🧪Asimov (PGR)

familial / platonic:

🍃Xiao (Genshin Impact) 🎯Boothill (Honkai: Star Rail) 🦈Lamia (PGR) 🌙Luna (PGR)

crushes:

🦇Ororon (Genshin Impact) 🦎Kinich (Genshin Impact) ��️Capitano (Genshin Impact) 🐋Ishmael (PGR) ⬛Vonnegut (PGR) 🃏Scar (WUWA) 🐦‍🔥Mortefi (WUWA) 🍭Xerxes Break (Pandora Hearts)

and i have 5* main OCs

🐇⌛Silvanus Avenir (Genshin Impact) 🪄🌠Aster (Honkai: Star Rail) ❇️⚔️Gawain (Honkai Impact 3rd) ⚡⚠️Rook (Punishing: Gray Raven) 🌙🐇Serin (Wuthering Waves) 👁️‍🗨️✳️Arden (Dragon Age) * i have SO many ocs that i ship with other canon characters but these are my main focuses rn

my stuff is more oc x canon in nature than self-shipping, i use my ocs as proxies to engage with my f/os: i'm not very comfortable shipping 'myself' with my f/os.

idc about sharing*

i won't engage with solas self shippers, more than happy to talk with general fans who romanced him and ship their ocs with him

some of my ocs are fem presenting but theyre very much gnc gay men, some of them use she/her pronouns and i tend to switch between using fem/masc terms for them

my main blog is @narzissenkreuz-ordo but is not attached to this account

[narwhalandchill]

its actually insane to me how desperate some people were to save face for neuvillette and come up with all sort of convoluted theories and debates as to what this mysterious gesture from childe could mean bc surely childe must have big respect for a guy that ambush backstabs him and sends him to jail on fraudulent charges and is actively failing to prevent the narwhal (my beloved) from eating a buildings worth of french people. like please yall bro is literally laughing at mr chief justice while doing it 💀💀 ALSO i didnt even know this until recently but childe literally does the same fucking thumbs down in golden house phase I at certain moments like what more do you need. he may be an overall amicable person most of the time but childes always had a massive smug bastard streak and we love him for that!!!!!!

[goldenworldsabound]

F/Ovember 2023

Short Introduction:

I will do as much as I can thanks to my hand acting up, but I'm handing the blog over to my faves! Generally speaking, if you send me an ask and I can tell you're participating in the event, I will send one back before answering the one you sent me! I think that's the fairest and best way to participate personally!

Romantic participants: Clayman (Tensura 🍷), Wriothesley (Genshin Impact 🐺), Kerioyl (Reincarnated As A Vending Machine... 🤠), Treize Khushrenada (Gundam Wing ⚔️)

Familial participants: Laplace (Tensura, sibling 🤡✨), Tear (Tensura, sibling 🤡💧), Footman (Tensura, sibling 🤡💢), Yuzu (Tensura OC, child-pet 🦊), Neuvillette (Genshin Impact, adopted father 🌊)

Link to normal pinned post (general info about me and this blog)

Link TBD when I make an ask game anyone can use!

Long Introduction:

🤡Heya, I'm Laplace of the Moderate Jesters. Pleased ta meet yer acquaintance. I'm yer master of ceremonies this time around cause Clayman can't be trusted wit' something like that.

🍷I'm right here, Laplace. I can hear you >:/

🤡And I'll say it again to yer face, happily.

🤡Anyway, for this month we got!!! Clayman, Wendy's beloved husband and demon lord! Coming along with him are Wendy's family, myself (Laplace), Tear, Footman, and Yuzu (OC).

🤡Additionally, we've got Wriothesley, Wendy's new and very cool boyfriend from that Genshinned game, as well as their new adoptive father Neuvillette. We also have here Kerioyl from that Vending Machine Isekai thing (seems like a cool dude, my favorite of the newbies I must say 😉 got a nice voice and attitude kekeke) and Treize Khushrenada from Gundam Wing.

🤡It's also possible that Rufus Shinra (it's not nice to gag, Clayman) and Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald will be along later, but this is more than enough to start with, I think.

🍷Too many if you ask me.

🐺What, you don't wanna spend time getting to know me, Clayman? I'm hurt. :)

🤠I think this oughta be a blast. No need to get into arguments from the beginning. Let's enjoy ourselves to the fullest.

⚔️An admirable approach. Let's keep that in mind, Mr Clayman.

🍷>:(

🤡And with that, everyone's all introduced!!! Have at it.

[the-guardian-kitsune]

hellooo miss guardian ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა would u like to share how you met your non-inazuman lovers ? were they travelling in inazuma or were you visiting other nations ? O:

hello there, miss jade~ thank you for your curiosity!

i was the one traveling, as my elders, after decades upon decades of restless protection of the forest, forced me to take a vacation, possibly away from inazuma so i could truly enjoy my free time. and it was during these trips, since as of now they're a yearly occurrence, that i met my lovers!, or at least almost all of them. as for how i met them, the means are all different and some even kinda unique, and since my heart belongs to many, i hope you won't mind this old kitsune's ramblings~

(note by the admin: it's 10+ ships even without the inazuma ones, so grab a snack and a drink cuz this is gonna take a while (￣▽￣;))

for aether, we met during the civil war in inazuma, as i too joined the resistance army of watatsumi island, not sharing the almighty shogun's project of revoking visions. they say it's during the hard times that you form strong bonds, and that's what happened to us: the pain of losing comrades, the battles fought side by side and the nights spent talking under the moon truly worked a magic on us, even if we got to understand the true nature of such feelings only after the war ended and we reunited in chinju forest, safe and sound and with those cursed decrees revoked for good

about wriothesley... that's kinda embarrassing, but i was arrested while on vacation in fontaine after i had a fight with a local (ーー;) not my best moment, i'll admit it. it was the duke himself that approached me, curious about my species since my ears and flaming tails surely aren't a daily occurrence in the hydro nation like in inazuma. daily talks (or battle of wits, if you want) brought us closer and we decided to keep contact even when i had to go back to my forest, and the rest is history, as they say~

as for dehya, it's thanks to lady dunyarzad that we met, as the sumerian girl and i met at the grand bazaar while shopping and quickly got acquainted, so much she even invited me to join her for lunch, giving me the possibility to meet the one that became my beloved. got immediately hooked by her kind and strong headed personality, completely smitten! i think it was easily noticeable as the merc soon hopped on teasing and flirting with me, lady dunyarzad helping and not helping at the same time by both encouraging dehya's teasing and by giving us some alone time, playing cupid for us. as of now, i still own her a favor for bringing us closer (>///<)

how i met neuvillette, much like dehya, was simple and cute, the adorable melusines helping without even knowing it! during a vacation in fontaine i was walking along a beach and met with a lovely melusine, and we kept strolling together as she talked about anything and everything: her home, her numerous sisters, and this "monsieur neuvillette", which intrigued me. finds out, the iudex was taking a stroll ahead of us, and as soon as rhemia noticed him, she quickly ran to the man and introduced us. it was the first of numerous days i spent with the iudex during my trip, letting us walk the first steps of a friendship turned relationship ^^

about zhongli, it was during my first trip to liyue that we met. since i lived almost all of my life in chinju forest, i didn't know much about other nations and their cultures, so when i asked locals about a guide everyone told me to seek "mr. zhongli" as he was the "most knowledgeable man in all of liyue", and so i did. mind you, many think his long talks and ramblings can be quite redundant and boring, but for an ignorant like me back then, hearing him talk and talk like that was one of the most beautiful experiences i ever had! as a guide he also took me to visit all around the geo nation, and the days spent together helped a lot in developing our relationship from close acquaintances to lovers

as for candace, it was during my first trip to the desert that we met, although we didn't interact much that night except for pleasantries and showing me where i was going to stay. the following day though worked as a strong bonding moment as a sandstorm hit aaru village and monsters took the opportunity to attack. against candace's orders to get to safety, i stayed outside, my instincts as a guardian kicking in. after making sure all the people where safe and sound in their homes or other shelters, i rushed to candace's side to help her fight the monsters. i do think it was because of my decision to help complete strangers that made my future lover look at me in a way i soon returned, beside the fact she became my guide and teacher about the desert and its people and customs, with which i fell in love, like a certain guardian~

for clorinde, when i was in fontaine i heard a lot about duels and champion duelists, so i was eager to assist to such things. the opportunity arrived a couple of days after, when a man didn't want to go to court for a dispute he was having with another guy, and he had to accept the duel. i was so excited to watch this, but my expectations met a rude end when the man ended up on his knees not to long after the start of the duel, begging to go to court rather than facing this electro-wielding champion woman. the episode left me unsatisfied and bitter, so much i voiced my complaints to the champion duelist... and found myself at the edge of her sword (゜゜;) i gotta say though, having to fight against a future lover like this rather than by their side surely leaves a lasting impression ^^;

about shenhe, i was hiking through the minlin region, since the locals told me huaguang stone forests and its peaks where home to the adepti and was curious to see how and where the servants of the geo archon lived and were worshipped. i reached mount aocang and found myself in front of this white haired young woman, as cold and beautiful as the snow i saw on dragonspine, and was left mesmerised to say the least. she didn't seem much affected by my presence, but when i told her why i was there, she decided to answer my questions as her master was absent at the time. i'll admit, i was the one starting the flirting, but it took us a while to reach our current relationship (—v—;)

as for how i met cyno, the desert hadn't been kind to me during my trips. more than once i met bands of eremites trying to attack me and/or rob me, and it happened one too many times for my low patience. it was at the end of the umpteenth fight that i met the general, while throwing at his feet the last eremite i beat to a pulp. that group of eremites was also the one the general was going to arrest, so i actually did him a favor which he wanted to repay by offering me a meal. from there on that trip became way more pleasant~

about yanfei, again, legal problems, but that time i was innocent! i was accused of a crime i didn't commit, but since no one knew me and i was also a foreigner i was an easy target. luckily for me my future lover was there and heard everything, soon turning the situation in my favor and proving my innocence. as a way to thank her, i insisted on offering her dinner, and we became friends. from that friendship we then developed our relationship, never minding the distance and our numerous tasks

as for ningguang, it still baffles me the way we met. at the time i didn't know she was the tianquan, so i didn't show particular curtesy but just basic manners. i was at yujing terrace, admiring the view on the harbor, when i was approached by ningguang. we started talking and shortly after i found myself walking around the city with her, people looking at us as if admiring the geo archon himself. when i found out about her identity, i was embarrassed and mortified, but she laughed it off. we became lovers much later after the start of our friendship

lastly, about alhaitham... not the friendliest, you know? it was rush hour in this café i chose to eat at for lunch, every table packed except for one occupied by a single guy with grey hair. he begrudgingly accepted to let me sit in front of him, too focused on his book to even see who was in front of him. it did piss me off so much, yet i tried to keep a calm facade for the sake of hoping to make friends in sumeru, so i could have a reason to visit again, but his quick wits and arrogance made it almost impossible. had i known he could become my lover, i would have laughed it off as impossible

... and that's it! but i guess i talked a lot, didn't i? like the fool in love i am (＾＾；

[reginrokkr]

✦ @apocryphis asked: "i know you do not burden yourself with material possessions on your long journeys, so, rather than encumbering you with another one of my ceramic creations..." a joke - one of the very rare few to ever pass the threshold of the iudex's lips (perhaps that, in itself, is a privilege), before the dragon of water flips a file on his desk shut, and decidedly pushes it to the side. he rises to his feet, and joins up with his beloved seraph, draconic eyes softening at the clear moment of reserved confusion he sees in star-branded sapphires. gloved hands rise to cusp the curves of his face, admiring it as though contemplating the finest treasure in all of fontaine - perhaps in all of teyvat, if one were to ask him his humble opinion. "so, in my meagre attempt to follow a few human traditions here and there, i thought that for this day - albeit not a fontainian custom per se - i could perhaps take the day off and spend it with you." the palais mermonia will not collapse if he disappears for a few days! furina had once said. perhaps today is the day this theory is put to the test. "is there anything you would like to do, my dearest love? any sights not yet seen, any whims i could help satisfy? you keep following me into the depths of the sea whenever nostalgia strikes me, but what about you? what would make you happy?" (haha plot twist, what do YOU want mr i always put the world before myself very literally dainsleif)

It is said that sharing is caring. Dáinsleif could confirm this firsthand with every little trinket of the dragon's making in appointed moments in time. How could he forget the smile on his lips, the primordial sea hues dancing within the depths of his irises with renewed light every time he handed him one of his creations as he waited in anticipation to see his reaction? And the warmth that never fails to bloom from within his chest, spreading throughout his body as his own stellar pupils quivered with delight and joy at the gifts and the thoughtfulness behind Neuvillette's actions, the love and care he engraved in every sacred moment of theirs.

Twilight Sword is no obtuse man to not detect the jesting tone in Leviathan's voice, yet strong sentiments he reserves in the depths of his heart leads him to confusion, to wondering: were his reactions to the other's gifts insufficient for him to know how important they are to him, in order to consider a different approach for gift-making?

For all the intrigue he has, seraphic heart comes to a calmer stillness when his beloved's hands cradle his face with tenderness that soothes the most terrifying of nightmares. His own gloved hands reach up to hold the other's wrists gently, a manner to say he doesn't want him to let go as he looks at him through albescent lashes and leans a tad further into his touch in silent wait.

What does he want?

Truth be said, whatever answer he'd choose to give wouldn't be sufficiently satisfactory in view of this special occasion that Neuvillette dares to take off his obligations as the Iudex. Reason why Dáinsleif searches a bit deeper into his repertoire of answers. From all of them, the most earnest and genuine he could muster is given. ◜I would like to share with you what I do.◞ He knows about Leviathan's awareness of his deeds for the past centuries to the point where their first meeting was punctuated with one such deeds on its own. But the occasion, the timing merit it and not without reason.

Roseate lips curl in a reserved smile seconds before he places a soft kiss on one of his palms. ◜It will be a trip into the depths of the sea, ironic it may be.◞ A nigh muted chuckle follows thereafter as his gentle gaze turns towards the window, his mind imagining a spot under the great waterfalls that rise Fontaine closer to the sky. ◜There is something that must be done there, someone who might want to meet you and that needs help.◞ Namely the prince of vishaps, whom has taken the mantle that Leviathan would've taken otherwise if he were to be born sooner— and whom he might delight in meeting. He wishes.

Glacial sapphires return to Neuvillette, his hand gives his wrist a small squeeze. ◜If you wish to come with me, I have to warn you that you'll be stuck with me more than just this day... in the olden Remuria.◞

[crystalflygeo]

hello hello! express tea delivery! i have a freshly brewed tea for... crys!

the sender seems to be from... ah, monsieur neuvillette!

here's your tea- uh- i mean- water. yup. just. plain cold water. ahem.

and here's your letter!

my dearest deer, the weather has been especially hot these days and i have received reports about palais mermonia staffs getting heatstrokes. therefore, i asked wriothesley to convince mrs. meirin's to fulfill a special delivery request to you (i have to ask, does she have an aversion to water? she seemed quite confused and flabbergasted when i asked her to deliver plain water). i hope it arrived safely. if you have time later, would you be interested in having lunch with me? i heard a new restaurant has opened up and i'd like the honor to take you to the establishment. the melusines certainly seemed to enjoy the food served there and urged me to take you there, so i am quite looking forward to your response. hoping to see you soon, neuvillette

enjoy and have a good day! <3

ok so I was gonna answer this before but then I hoarded it in my inbox then ebg happened and I wanted to wait and scgvasjcbajk

THIS IS SO CUTE SO PRECIOUS SO SWEET PLS WHEN I SAW IT THE FIRST TIME I JUST WENT

I'm laughing bc obviously pure water is so him but it's also SO ME??? thank you my hydration king, my beloved, my dragon mate of my heart aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I'm sobbing he's worried he's inviting me for dinner scascbhjabchakcbak this is so sweet I am in love

[local adeptus deer spotted happily skipping around excitedly]

[morisbasement]

Suicide discussed here. Please proceed with caution.

Why am I still alive? Or, better yet, why am I living in a body not of my own? I vividly remember drinking as much poison as I could get my hands on so I could be with my beloved Wriothesley again. I remember writing my letter to Miss Furina and the Melusines, gagging at the taste and then falling asleep, content to know that I would be able to see him again soon.

So then, why am I awake? Why do I live on? I don't recognize this body, or my surroundings. I don't think I am even in Fontaine anymore. I'd wonder if I truly had died and gone to heaven, but even after taking my own life there is no sign of him anywhere, so this must be Hell. It seems there are other "people" living on my own head, too. Even Mr. Lyney as Miss Emilie are here.

Have I lost my last trace of sanity? All I know is that I am Neuvillette, the Iudex of Fontaine... and yet, even that is no longer clear to me. What is this madness?

I don't know how this application works, or even how I know how to use it, but if anyone has any semblance of an answer, please tell me. I beg of you.

Sincerely,

Neuvillette, Chief Justice of Fontaine

[scarletrecords]

in my animal crossing era but genshin teapot edition

i really have no idea what came over me suddenly—maybe it’s the amount of serenitea teapot showcases i’ve been seeing at hoyolab every time i do my daily check-ins and companionship things, and my recent moving back to my parents’ hoouse that caused me to clean, organize, and rearrange me and my sister’s room—but last night and up until about half of today, i had the urge to start things over with my longforsaken teapot that i told myself i’ll turn to a husband realm of sorts. however, this time i decided to work on the interior of my mansion first.

i really wish hyv could also do something about the watermark of the game’s title when taking photographs just like they did with star rail’s remove the game logo option because it can look tacky at times. but i also need to work on my angles when taking photos in-game hehe. anyway, i have some cat furniture like this one positioned around the mansion for mr. pouncealot! ♡ॢ₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎ but this’ll do for now for documentation. i do have a library behind the large cat bed, but i’ve yet to learn how to document it properly with the angles and all, so i’ll just place here a medium close shot of my favourite corner; those diona mini-soafs are really cute that it’s a pity we can’t sit on them. (~n~ )

the receiving area also holds the dining and drinking area (tea drinking for wriothesley my beloved, and okay for kaveh’s use, too). i was going to put thoma here originally, but because the teapot has a weird loading system (that i’m still trying to figure out myself since 2021), it won’t let me place him in there, though that’s another problem to solve for another teapot session.

(every time i see neuvillette’s handmade ladle, i can’t help but gush in the sheer cuteness of the ladle, and neuvillette, too. he’s the kind that can be both cute and badass, and i love him for it.)

besides the main hall in the first floor, i was also able to start working on the individual rooms of kaveh, thoma, and wriothesley (nothing is too tedious if it’s for my 2D husbands), but i’ll finish the entire room first before i take the photos. i know it’s also ridiculous that i’m thinking about their bathroom situation, but really: why do some game developers neglect this biological aspect? it’s probably not going to contribute anything major or even useful in the plot of the game or better gamer experience, but if we’re including furniture arrangement in games why is there neglect for bathrooms and bodily functions (i can’t allow my husbands to pee or poop in the wild even though nobody in the game does that actually, i know)? so anyway, i plan to make a makeshift washroom then since genshin won’t be doing that anytime soon or ever. at least they created baths when the inazuma teapot realm was released.

i did manage to start with the facade and the surrounding area of my mansion, as well as kaveh’s outdoor workshop and wriothesley’s outdoor pankration ring-slash-training ground, but i’ll do the documentation some other day, when i’ve figured out the angles to showcase the outdoor build.

someday i’ll join the ranks of those awesome teapot mains, but for now, i’ll finish redesigning and redecorating the first of my husband realms. ( ᵕ̤ ‧̫̮ ᵕ̤ )

anyway, have some adorably nerdy conversation screencaps with kaveh inside the teapot:

he is so cute gushing over architecture and design like the kshahrewar nerd that he is. ू(ʚ̴̶̷́ .̠ ʚ̴̶̷̥̀ ू) truly my best husband ( ๑॔˃ ॢ‧̫˂)ॢ♡̷˚๐